only gay butts allowed
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
only gay butts allowed
Yes pls
Im your biggest fan!
The ride never ends
my butt is str8 tho
looks like it's a gay butt now
Does anyone have this pic? I'd be so greatful~
cant prove
You
I wanna take you to a gay butt
I wanna take you to a gay butt
I wanna take you to a gay butt
Gay butt, gay butt, gay butt
>>697436708
same
I can definitely get behind that, pun intended
it came in as a straight butt, but it's leaving as a gay butt
>>697436421
you're all fucking sinners
shit ass dicks
ye
ye
shit ass dicks
yo
yo
shit ass dicks
whoa
whoa
>>697436987
prove
>>697437040
PROVE IT
>>697437040
what's this about cumming in straight butts
>>697437153
all the butts that enter here come out as gay butts
>>697437264
cumming in straight butts, sounds like a good idea!
>>697437153
>prove
oh um..."its only gay if balls touch?
>>697437447
what if im gay but my butt isnt
>>697437521
no its only gay if you be a faggot about it
post some zootopia
>>697437616
well then your dick or mouth are gay, and that's acceptable
What if i wanna get fucked in the butt but dont wanna fuck any butts?
>>697437616
Luckily, I don`t own a motorcycle so I guess I`m safe.
>>697437757
i think my ass is gay too but idk i dont wana tell him and make it awkward you know?
i like spending time with my ass
>>697437848
whoa whoa
shit ass dicks
yo yo
shit ass dicks
im a rapper
post some zootopia butts pls >:3
>>697437970
>whoa whoa
>shit ass dicks
>yo yo
>shit ass dicks
shits thight yo
>>697438221
thanks man. wana buy my mixtape?
>>697437970
you'll just have to introduce your butt to your other gay body parts, and see if they kick it off.
>>697438381
but my dick isn't that long i cant do that
>>697437970
Embrace your gay ass. He needs the support.
>>697438505
im tryna help him out that's why i bought him a present but its not here yet
>>697438493
you'll just have to introduce him to your gay fingers then, or maybe some other gay dicks
yuck
>>697438719
i have but he still says he's not gay but we all know he is
>>697438769
ay faget
>>697438769
you're yuck
>>697438840
suh dude
>>697438351
Eeeh.. no thx.. but I`ll suck your dick though
>>697438864
i'm yum
>>697438505
Can a dick be gay?
>>697438769
whats so yuck about things going in butts?
>>697438840
you'll just need to get drunk with him and "experiment". just tell him it's not gay if there isn't full penetration
>>697438992
i never said that was yuck
>>697438869
chillin
waiting on dope shit in the mail
>>697438877
no
lewd
PLS
>>697438992
but he likes it deep
>>697439060
nice, nice
i'm getting an eighth in the morning
>>697439060
>no
>lewd
What good are you for then?!
>>697439029
well what is yuck?
>>697439060
then when you get full penetration, then you know that he is gay
>>697439185
a lot of things that aren't necessarily related to the situation at hand
>>697439126
300 dolla dragon dicks homie
hype
>>697439157
i just have standards is all
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED
>>697439185
ill ask chance
>>697439319
hopefully your yuck gets better
>>697439406
aw shit nigga hype
>>697439436
maybe if i can improve my winrate in WC3 ladder
>>697439406
>YOU JUST GOT PRANKED
oh my
>>697439544
best color too
>>697439709
call the cops they cant un-prank you
>>697439406
wow that's real deep just to find out
>>697439544
I believe in you
>>697436810
I accidently found it
>>697439805
very pretty
i also like the midget PS in there
>>697439835
i just have to start getting better
>>697438111
Check'd
>>697439835
we will know for sure
>>697439909
yea man its gonna be like putting magic in butt
and the elf man is protecting my privacy
also i wana play my warrior i boosted cos it has best name
>>697440113
>world of warcraft retail
>in current_year
>>697439805
Are you paying 165 dollars for a plastic horse cock?
oh no, I'm out of coffee
>>697439909
I still believe in you
>>697440113
tell me how it goes when you find out
>>697440205
be more cynical because blizard touched you pls
im over here making stacks boosting rbgs and being hyped but not too hyped for legion
even if its kinda shit we got a lot of people coming back. have missed them.
>>697440249
closer to 300 with import charges
>>697440349
i will doccument it some time :^)
>>697440547
blizurd tooched my nono bits :'(
and if it works for you mate. nice transmog btw, i love it
wod was fun for one month
>>697440547
>closer to 300 with import charges
I mean... why would you even.. Ugh, don`t mind me.
>>697440547
make sure you keep accurate records
>>697440675
yea man got that comfy wrath mog but with new shiny elite weapons
retail is still aight if you are in like.. a community of players.
the eu pvp scene can be comfy af
>>697440815
i hated it from the start
the most fun i had was very recently when a bunch of people came back in preperation for legion
>>697440872
because i want a really nice and unique dildo in the shape of a horse cock?
>>697440919
idk tho its lewd
>>697441102
yeah, but lewd is good
>>697441230
is it
>>697441102
well that's my problem, i'm not in a community and NA pvp is shit
>>697441434
ya, lewd is the best
>>697441437
yea a lot of the players are faggots but play enough and you get some chill ass niggas
always
>>697441511
i wouldnt know im not lewd
>>697441591
i'm not gonna renew my sub anyways, legion is probably going to fail just like WoD did
>>697441591
you're one great big pile of lewd
>>697441686
nothing can be as bad as wod
even if legion isn't great it will be way more playable than wod
>>697441693
am i the lewdest faggot?
>>697441930
well, i'll be looking at it anyways
>>697441930
no, but you can be the #2 lewd faggot
>>697442038
so watchu playin
>>697442047
i think im the lewdest, though.
>>697442185
maybe when you have your giant horse dick
>>697442185
I've just gone back to playing Warcraft 3 as my main game again. Hopefully Blizzard patches bnet for it like they did with Brood War a few days ago with fixing their forced delay of 250ms and removing the many maphackers from Ladder so I can stop playing on third party servers
>>697442384
im already the lewdest
i bet you don't even do any lewd shit
do something lewd or you arent lewdest
>>697442536
ew forced delay of 250ms?
y
>>697442648
because in 2005 it was "revolutionary" because the majority of internet users back then didn't have good internet and it was "unfair".
the only alternatives is w3arena (which has veteran players that stomp me every game) or Netease which has great features and a "level 50" ranked system but it's hosted in China and I have to use a VPN to get a good connection to it which is surprisingly better than bnets 250ms
>>697442876
i havent touched wc in so long
>>697442648
I'm visiting family, what kind of lewd shit am I supposed to do
>>697443094
checkmate athiests
>>697443056
neither did I until a month ago and now I've just been living the life playing wc3 again, especially now that people are starting to play again
>>697443232
well then I guess for now, your the lewdest
>>697443376
good shit nigga
>>697443617
i am always the lewdest
forever
>>697439805
XL Tyson
L Flared Chance
M David
you got nothing on me
>>697443903
indeed. i just need to git gud and play on w3arena with NA/EU veterans but if blizzard fixes battle net w3arena is going to be obsolete and nobody will play there anymore
>>697443903
well then go do some lewd stuff
>>697443903
Wow you are the gayest of the gays. I'm jelly.
>>697444028
Hey that tyson, is the hairy bit annoying or ticklish?
hey tiger
>>697444028
having a prolapse isn't something to brag about
>>697444110
blizz always fuck something up
>>697444144
nothing TOO lewd
>>697444241
i try man
i try
thanks fam
>>697444334
its not a bother for me
im to focused on a 12" long toy in my ass
>>697444500
all the time
maybe i should just play on the chinaserver since they're not literally all people who have only played WC3 since it was released
>>697444625
but then you gotta deal with chingchong bullshit
there's always fuckery. same with russians
>>697444500
only things that are just lewd enough
>>697444625
I saw grubby playing wc3 earlier, what was he playing on?
>>697436421
>>697444367
Evening!
>>697444600
Cool, hows the width compared to a coke can? the picture on the BD site are pretty crap.
>>697444769
i'd play on w3arena with people who aren't chingchongs or ruskis but I get shit on by the players on there
>>697444848
he plays mostly on w3arena
>>697444918
hows your night going?
>>697444500
I'm sure i've seen your vids on xtube a while ago.
>>697444945
Oh I thought you said w3arena is broken
Whats broken with bnet?
>>697443903
>>697443232
All these pictures do is make me mad because all I have is a shitty laptop and they have a fucking sick battlestation. Fuck you. Faggots.
>>697444800
yea just cute and suggestive
>>697445054
nah i never made any vids
just pics
and some webms
>>697444918
Nice and Big
its as 8" Circumference
>>697445067
w3arena isn't broken, it's skill floor is just a few levels above my current skill
bnet has a forced 250ms delay on ladder games, the anti hack (warden) is broken and doesn't find hackers anymore, matchmaking at high levels in ladder takes forever
>>697445177
cute and suggestive, just like you
>>697445177
There are more gorgeous pics of you like that?
>>697445009
Well i want to be at gym but my wrist is getting fluid buildup, so i popped it and it's bandaged right now.
Other than that i'm sitting here thinking out chopping thing with my new chef's knife i bought today.
>>697445177
I'm sure i've seen them stockings on a twick like you sitting on BD's before.
>>697445186
Tip or medial?
>>697445211
Warden was disabled because it would've just killed off the custom game community. The forced delay sucks and the match making time takes forever because its a dead game.
I do hope for wc4 though
>>697445116
and i just ordered a £3600 laptop fam
>>697445287
oh damn
gay!
>>697445372
loads of pics
>>697445380
just other cuties with good sock taste i guess
and i dont have any bd yet. its coming soon
>>697445380
hope you get better soon. what were you thinking of cooking? I got a new knife set a little while ago and I can't wait to use it to cook something
>>697445481
just the way I like it
>>697445380
Head
>>697445404
Matchmaking takes forever because Blizzard changed it around 2007, before that matchmaking times were perfectly fine for higher level players even with less than 4000 players. I wouldn't say it is a dead game, US east and Europe both have about 6000+ people ingame during their respective peak hours.
I wouldn't have a problem with bnet if there was no delay since queue times aren't a problem for me but the problem is that and that I'm too bad at the game to learn anything from people on w3arena who just stomp me every game
>>697445795
2007.... You realise thats 9 years ago right?
>>697445887
yes, and blizz just left it.
>>697445604
Well i think i'm going to make my bruschetta schnitzel with a side of veg.
>>697445481
Well i guess it's possible. Got any more cute pics of cuddling?
>>697445614
That's pretty large, i don't think large chance is that big.
>>697445604
stoppit
>>697446001
yea i got a few more
>>697445481
>>697446139
Dude what does 3600 buy in a laptop?
>>697446001
sounds tasty
>>697446139
your too cute for me to stop
>>697445481
>and i just ordered a £3600 laptop fam
What do you do? What job do you have? Fuck.
>>697446139
I'm jelly of that. i want a qt bf
>>697446222
business grade
badassery
>>697446228
nope
>>697446242
mechanic
>>697446139
Dropping jager bombs and sipping tea. what a life :)
>>697446228
Yeah it's pretty good, some lite oil drizzle don top with a littel garlic and it's tasty as heck.
>>697446139
Jesus you two are so damn cute
>>697446379
wow that's even cuter
>>697446380
I've been watching stranger things and drinking coffee and now I'm never gonna be able to sleep
>>697446379
>mechanic
what the FUCK
>>697446323
get one bb
>>697446380
its a good life
>>697446477
we try man.
ty!
>>697446677
we did some real cute ones man
>>697446721
its shit pay
>>697446862
how many cute pics did you take?
>>697446862
>its shit pay
Yeah that's why I dont understand. Do you not pay bills?
>>697447118
not too many
>>697447246
i do.
>>697447267
they just get cuter and lewder as they go
>>697446862
>>697447267
Them nipples look painted on. are they real?
>>697447294
I want to die.
>>697447329
damn right
>>697447359
yea just maya's phone camera is trash
they are real. i wana get them pierced but i heard it takes ages to heal so hmmm
>>697447422
why?
>>697447267
how the fuck do you meet someone like that
it's easy to be skinny, easy to take care of yourself, it only takes time to learn how to look cute
but how do i not be alone
>>697447536
Not true, about 2 weeks and they are healed, another 2 and you can nibble them
>>697447621
Go out and find them, they won't come to you.
>>697447536
who is top?
>>697447621
its all luck.
all you can do is try your best to be cute and be yourself and hope you find someone you share a bond with
>>697447729
im hearing some mixed things then
read somewhere shit can take up to 9 months.
i thought that sounded like bullshit because never once has any of my injuries taken that long to heal.
if its only a few weeks, ill do that shit.
>>697447790
me
the pink one
>>697447729
Unless they find him first. Uuuuuuuuu~
>>697447928
you need to make a video
>>697436421
sauce
http://tiny.
cc/kdwzcy
>>697447992
Bananananandaners
How are you today?
>>697447928
9 months? who told you that crap? Think about this, how many injuries take 9 months to heal? heart surgery, hip replacement? i little hole in your nip?
well I'm gonna go to bed
night night homos
>>697447729
I go out. I go to work. I go out with a couple friends. I participate in a few meetup groups.
The loneliness is crushing me
>>697447928
But how did YOU TWO meet? Life long friends, internet buddies, co-workers, classmates?
Everyone I've ever been close to turned out to be a loser.
>>697448071
i just have a few webms but yea ill make more some time
>>697448255
yea a friend linked me some website. seemed pretty legit but it still sounds like bullshit..
was too lazy to research on my own though
i think imma do it
>>697448263
night niglet
>>697448336
/b/ - s/fur threads
>>697448380
sfur threads?
but i don't like vaginas
>>697448380
>>697448514
he annoys them sometimes
post webms?
>>697448255
You make my name more confusing each time you say it
Mostly indifferent, Im fine I guess, yourself creambuns?
>>697448580
oh my god its you!
the only reason I go to sfur threads is for the guy who posts cute gfur in them!
>>697437616
Damn it this picture just makes me want a bf
>>697448380
Yeah dude, I got my dick pierced and was good within a month, though they recommended no swimming or anything for 3. And that's a hell of a lot more delicate than your nips.
>>697448263
Night Jeff
>>697448336
How many people you ask out on dates?
>>697448380
get rainbow spiky end barbell :)
>>697448700
Ya cause i just hammer a and n untill i'm happy then and ders :)
>>697448380
omfg please post webms, you hot little goddesses
>>697448514
neither do i
and anyway there's nobody else good there so don't try there.
but yea its just a by chance kinda thing.
you could meet someone you love literally anywhere
>>697448580
ok
>>697448757
get one
>>697448761
ill see how much local places are charging then
i think id look pretty cute with pierced nips
>>697448336
DUDE it's really NOT that hard.
Through grindr I found like 5-6 twinks/traps/femboys like myself.
Grindr has no bots on it faking accounts, you don't have to pay to talk to others or make/view profiles.
And you can set your "Type" so only "Twinks" show up on your search screen. (or a specific age group, color, height, weight, ect)
Just go there, make a GOOD detailed profile. Set your "Type" (in your settings) as "Twink" and young probably between 18 and 29 usually most twinks are most active during this age. (but edit it based on YOUR age, when 39 year olds message me I ignore them, fuck that shit.
The app searches based on your area and will usually tell you how far someone is away from you unless they block it. Normally it shows me boys anywhere between 2 and 80km away from me. Most boys I've met up using this app were around 12 to 40km away. It's seriously the best way possible to meet boys. (of any type)
>>697449000
>>697449026
>>697449052
Your trips have no power here
>>697448899
Call me stupid but idk wtf you're talking about :P
>>697448899
Oh nvm, I thought you were answering My question :P
>>697448917
cute
>>697448899
>barbell
that's the plan
spikes look really hot but idk it seems more risky
i don't wana catch them on anything
>>697448903
ok there's not many and its not too lewd
apart from the cumming ones but i think i can make better ones
>>697448944
he said he wanted a bf not aids
>>697448917
is there any of you getting fucked or sucked ?
>>697449237
ty anon
>>697449258
nope
too lood
>>697448899
>How many people you ask out on dates
I have no idea how to do that.
The answer is zero.
Would it be explained if I say that I live in and grew up in the seattle area?
People don't talk much here.
>>697448944
Oh god is this an impromptu intervention about my intense hatred of socialites?
>>697449342
i used to be cute like you two
but then i lifted too much :(
>>697449242>>697449342
do you have any idea how many people want to fuck you. you are literally too perfect
>>697448917
Jesus your wall! what happened?
>>697449181
Sorry my mind is elsewhere atm.
>>697449242
Well you can always change the ends when you feel like it. Good luck with it anyways.
>>697441102
>because i want a really nice and unique dildo in the shape of a horse cock?
you wouldnt steal a car.. you wouldnt steal a movie.. you wouldnt shove up a horse duck copy up your bum
>>697449410
yea see
never lift too much
i did that once and took a while to get back to cute mode
>>697449466
i know its a lot.
>>697449467
i may be cute but i get pissed off pretty easily
>Good luck with it anyways.
thanks dude
>>697449496
id steal a car
>>697449342
shame, i think people would lose their minds about it if they saw it
People who aren't bisexual should take the next opportunity they can to discontinue living.
>>697449242
You must post the cum ones. For science!
>>697449467
Yeah you're no one to talk. I asked a question, and then the same question one more time right after having it answered earlier today :P
>>697449611
>id steal a car
for whatever purpose?
>>697449242
>He said he wanted a bf not aids
Yes, I met two boys on this app that I dated. The first turned out to be a shithead but the second was a genuinely lovely twink/trap. I don't really care to get into why that relationship ended.
>>697449397
If you say you have no idea how to ask people on dates, then dating apps/websites are your best bets.
>>697449737
Shit, I guess I have something to do tomorrow.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go nurse this flask of brandy.
>>697449867
gross
>>697449397
Hey that [thing that makes them different from the rest] looks really [adjective] on you. Feel like [activity] with me?
repeat untill necessary, change up the working and questions make sure you tell them your name and hold the conversation. after a few mins if no interest is shown move to next person.
>>697449665
I'm fine 'cept my wrist
>>697449611
you could make a lot of money from being a male escort
>>697449615
im sure they would
but they can
GET CUCCD FAM
>>697449639
ugh ok
dammit image cap
>>697449675
free car
>>697449737
well people want real relationships not casual grindr aids fun
and relationships that end
>>697449943
That sounds so empty.
>>697449997
yea but i respect myself so no thanks
>>697449611
yeah i am now too man to be cute :(
im surprised you can keep ur ass so smooth as a mechanic tho. too much sweat and grease ruined mine for a while as a mech
>>697450090
mine isn't perfectly smooth but its pretty damn good.
but yea gets sweaty af in the summer
gotta be careful
>>697450020
I've never met someone on grindr with aids/STDS
(Actually that's a lie, I did meet one boy but he told me about it)
Also, you don't need to hook up with every single person on the app you know? And furthermore, just because a large amount of people are on there for just hookups doesn't mean anyone else isn't.
There are plenty of boys on the app who want actual lasting relationships.
I had one hookup on the app, and two relationships. One was horrible, the other was great and neither of us wanted it to end. Again, not wasting everyones time writing out an explanation about that one.
But sure if you just want to try and randomly stumble upon some cute twink (IN YOUR AREA CAUSE MOST PEOPLE HATE LDR) go ahead. Sure it works for like 1 or 2 people out of millions but sure!
Random chance is always better than looking on a place where other people looking for the same thing you are might be.
(Also, lastly. I didn't know Grindr had a reputation for STDS, really?)
>>697450451
no grindr just has a rep for no strings attatched gay hookups and gay hookups certainly have a reputation for aids.
you gotta be careful as shit man
>>697450204
post webms in new thread pls. its lonely there
