Post a tool you use to do your job and we guess your occupation.
>>697423813
Faggot
>>697423813
Live engineer, no studio with midas. If u rlly use one of those beauties u gotta work for sum1 big too.
>>697423813
op's a Sound engineer
Guess away faegots
Garbage truck driver
D J
>>697424163
I'm a monitor engineer and A1. I've actually done two installs for ADR/Foley studios that used Midas Pro 3. They wanted the ability to do live effects that most DAWs really struggle with.
>>697424461
Not sure, don't know what that's pumping.
>>697423813
NEET.
Here's a tough one.
>>697424571
never seen one with that many switches
>>697424461
looks like a barn inside a farm judging from that scenery
prob a farm worker, didnt even need to figure out what that pressure washer/nigger sucker machine is
>>697425071
youre a faggot with no friends
>>697424571
youre a food stamp and welfare queen
>>697424461
Is that an air compressor?
>>697423813
youre a cuck with google image search
>>697425244
Close. I'm a faggot with faggot friends.
Still didn't guess my occupation you dumb fuck
>>697425466
your occupation is being a faggot with no friends
>>697425071
You're one of those incompetent faggots who dreams of making a million dollars developing shitty Android apps for technologically illiterate retards.
>>697424163
that's a pump for wine
>>697424461
>>697425168
Bougie barn on a vinyaaaad, Anon is pumping water for grepes to make some sexy ass wine.
>>697424461
vineyard worker
>>697425466
You develop shitty android apps with java, zel
Check the bottom line in screenshot
Poor guy just posted his personal details to 4chan
>>697423813
>>697425709
>>697425984
farmer
>>697425990
Microsoft software designer
>>697425990
you work for (insert government agency here)
>>697425071
Hi again zel, you fucking retard
>>697426111
Close..
>>697425758
Sparky?
>>697426115
please stop, im sorry ill delete my post
>>697425856
actually first image that pops up in google image search for android studio
You hate on those "shitty android apps", but you wouldn't pass up that salary
>>697426115
Oh, shit. I nailed that one. What has he made? A flappy bird clone?
>>697426257
Too late buddy
>>697426048
Nope. Groundskeeper.
![dispo-lite-cmyk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wAuvq7g.jpg "dispo-lite-cmyk[1].jpg")
Night shifts are killing me.
>>697426539
ur a terrorist
Millenials need not even try.
>>697426115
Oh no you have anons name his life is ruined
>>697426539
Shirty warehouse job?
>>697425071
>>697425244
>>697425466
>A faggot with no friends
He probably has some friends even loser programmers have-
>>697426115
Oh.
>>697426690
Not yet
A John Deere Gator
>>697426539
official /pol/ circumcisionist
>>697425758
Seller of tools?
>>697426782
Pretty easy, huh?
>>697426632
I'll have you know that's a regulation safety knife! Only once has the top ripped off on me and sprung the blade out.
>>697426666
millenial here, looks like some kind of antennae? maybe youre in the telecom business or something
>>697426115
What kind of pizzas would you like delivered sir ?
>>697426888
a mexican
My hands get sore when the all the state orders come in.
>>697423813
You yanks wouldn't know.
You use pliers. Only chicks use pliers
>>697426115
Infinum sounds like a faggy company breh
>>697426237
That's correct.
>>697427228
Silk screener shirt fella
>>697427374
we call these end nippers!
>>697427220
Lol nope but its nice to see hard working mexicans
>>697427503
winrar we are screen genies!
>>697427065
You're close but no it's not an antennae.
This was something before your time son.
>>697425071
Holy fuck learn how to fucking github. The fork button is neither a download button nor is it an upvote.
You dumb shit.
>>697426666
Well dem quads
>>697425758
Iron worker
Easy one.
>>697427102
Pulling a pic from the web doesn't make you an expert in anything except faggotry. Do you even know how to mic-minus or run a chase-sequence?
>>697423813
Guess without reverse image searching.
Also, already put in my two weeks, fuck this job. My next job will involve a key board, mouse, and monitor and pay twice as well.
>>697427822
Landscape architect.
>>697427854
communications
>>697427510
We call them nips
>>697427963
we call em gooks!
Good luck
>>697427720
So you like playing with the dicks of baby boys? Oh vey!
Pic related
Might be tough
>>697427963
That's what we call Japanese people here.
>>697425856
It's the first result on Google, dumbass.
>>697427854
Cable guy
>>697426596
No attempts?
DCI sound engineer
>>697427930
pretty much.
round two.
>>697425758
Lel, dentist?
>>697428065
Stereo lithography?
>>697425984
A mexican
Just some days
:)
>>697428062
>>697428117
What weird backwords object do you call a gook then?
>>697428131
You're a sprinkler jokey probably a Mexican at that.
>>697426666
I still only got one on this.
http://iodisplay.vollrath.com/Controls/GetResource.ashx?ResourceId=1633&resourceType=Image&imageSize=MainProduct
>>697426666
you work on old monitors. those are coil/trim-pot adjustment tools. not sure the exact profession, there are a few places where those are used.
>>697428367
A real hero?
>>697427951
Yessir
CATV tech/Lineman for Spectrum.
They've cut pay across the board, I'm making 2-3 hundred less each week than last year.
I worked for years as a tech, less than 2% rework rate, and they're fucking us over, sending newbie techs into the field with little to no training,and paying the senior tech peanuts. Spectrum is going to run their company into the fucking ground.
Fuck 'em. Only reason I'm showing up for my last two weeks is out of respect for my coworkers.
>>697428399
I don't even have a clue what that means... So no.
>>697428367
The army isn't a job.
It's an easy way for aomeone to get free money and food and housing
>>697425984
Duuuuuude, city council mowing lawns, i am so jealous, theres this one mongrel who likes to listen to heavy metal and headbang way too much in my area! Respect
>>697428065
semicon fab
>>697426596
Are you a rapist?
>>697428553
Microtome brah here, ma nigga.
>>697426888
DeWalts better fag
>>697428112
Janitorial.
>>697428094
youre either a biologist, material scientist of some ilk, or a phys. chem.
>>697428091
My work is prevent in our males that disgusting habit of self-rape (masturbation)
>>697428746
It has been known, but thats not how I pay the bills.
>>697428720
Nice! +10pts
>>697428520
>coil/trim-pot adjustment tools
>not sure the exact profession
>using the technical name means you had to Google it
>there are few places where those are used
Yeah because they were before your time champ.
I don't work on just old monitors.
I'm holding out till someone can either give me the common name of the tool, what they're used for and what I do.
People born before 2000 should know exactly what these are because if you had kids you'd call someone like me a couple times a year.
>>697428616
You work on sprinklers and sprinkler systems. That's a sprinkler valve key.
>>697428353
thats a cherry picker. i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say line work, but you probably wash windows.
You will never guess.
>>697427793
We don't tend to have much use for a mix minus in theatre or live events chap. If fact I haven't had to crete a mix minus outside of a live broadcast environment. Funnily, enough the Pro6 shot earlier is hardly an on-the-job shot! I can program my way around any of the SD series and have been historically involved in the beta testing and development of the T-software variant for the 9 and 10 series. Don't get me wrong, the Midas Pro Series are fine consoles, I just prefer a DiGiCo SD any day for what I do. Secondly, I've been doing this job for 20 years and havn't come across the term (chase sequence outside of lampy speak!)
>>697428065
Silicon wafer semi-conductor testing. That machine uses high-precision lasers to inspect silicon wafers to ensure they are near perfectly flat. Any imperfections in the silicon sheet can participate errors and defects in the chip being constructed.
That's a small and old unit, so likely the types of chips you'll find in your microwave.
>>697428910
Nope, but it feels like it most of the time.
>>697429216
Those are crimping tools. DMC is a good brand too.
You most likely work in telecommunications. Those tools are used to crimp adapters and ends onto wires.
>>697429179
prostitute?
>>697429285
Very nice! +50pts
>>697428112
Personal royal wiper for King Henry the 8th?
Look it up!
He had a royal wiper to clean the shit from his crack because it was deemed that royal blood-lines were divine and therefore required someone to wipe their ass for them.
>>697429145
I didn't google it, I just know my dad had a few laying around and he always told me they were for coil and tripot adjustment. never told me what they were called, donated them to a local shitbin store.
>>697427793
>>697429259
This is op, I love the Digico series as well. The theater version of the software is so easy to use. And I've never had the need to run a Sequence chase on a sound console. On a lighting console all the time. If I had an effect that needed to loop I would just do it in my playback software.
>>697429371
Network installer, that's an rj45 Punchdown.
>>697429519
Something even more passive
>>697429145
It's a generic valve key image but I wouldn't be using it on sprinklers or anything of that nature.
>>697428353
Yep, a man-lift of cherry-picker.
>>697429146
The first guess is closer
Another tool of the trade
>>697429753
Welder
>>697429285
virgin
>>697429504
True, and what that's what it's used for, but what occupation?
>>697429216
Ships spark. I've used those on subs
>>697428367
You're a paid killer.
>>697423813
Try to guess.Protip:
>You can't
>>697429774
Big Brother?
>>697429774
You're a Rigger, or a Spot-OP
>>697429579
They're CRT adjustment tools. They are used to adjust the picture and color on CRT televisions, monitors, etc.
I'm a vintage television repair technician so these are really common for me to have on my person.
>I've got so many I find them in my dryer when I service it
Not many people can recognize them but love to see them when your older tv's picture starts to wander.
>Thank god Portland has an obsession with vintage anything
>>697430032
Doctor
>>697430032
Maleman
>>697429774
Ah the GrandMA. I've seen so many lampies screaming at those things. So large scale theatre, broadcast or events lighting?
>>697430032
High school English teacher
Oldfag signmaker here.
>>697430032
sound engineer
>>697429854
Could be a multitude of jobs from IT technician to cable installer.
>>697430032
computer programmer
>>697430070
The second guess is a specific role that I may perform, depending on the day
>>697430059
Fuck yeah another GrandMa2 user. Fuck yeah. Lol fucking video guys always do this shit pre show, makes me fucking lol. Hop on their channel and they're always fucking around.
>>697430032
Definitely a military sniper, either that or a Chemical engineer
>>697430032
You spell check the SAT's when they update the question repository
>>697430284
ballboy
>>697428786
It's a micro-pipette, fucktard.
Micro-tomes cut a thin layer from a duface, like the sclera from the surface of the eye for laser eye surgery.
A micro-pipette dispenses small volumes of liquid at a millilitre per drop for lab work.
He/She works in a wet-lab for some sort of bio-chem.
>>697430287
>>697430250
>>697430190
>>697430124
>>697430287
All of these are pretty far off
>>697430355
This one isn't that far off.
Take a guess people...
>>697430351
So you're just a general stagehand? Probably union. Fucking nasty.
(i fucking love those light tools. Fuck non-trigger clamps.)
Well shit...
This is an easy one...
>>697430082
ah. makes sense why he had them. that man never called a repairman in his life i swear. and he did give them away once we "upgraded" to a rear projection.
>>697430562
cocksucker?
>>697430032
Undercover government agent at a Chinese food restaurant!!
>>697426666
That right there is a female quick connect. For arcade machines, old monitors, etc. I'd say 0.250" and insulated? Connects wire gauges.
No one guesses this one correctly.
>>697430202
Close enough.
Electrician at a major theme park.
>>697430059
Room 101 for you heathen
>>697430466
Close
>>697430562
"lol guys i work in tv, i use sony vegas"
fucking kek kill your self.
>>697430032
Jewish musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE
>>697430352
Excuse me?
>>697430687
How did you know?
>>697430032
Some sort of tax auditor or special POS roll investigator agent
>>697430754
Not TV but Close...
>>697430514
uou're a Selma and Patty cleaner
>>697426666
Pot. trimmers. You are an electronics technician of some sort.
>>697430532
See >>697430730
Programmer/electrician
>>697430705
you make those "abstract" wallpapers for stoners and hipsters?
>>697428349
Mexicas don't actually do farm work nowadays, now it's janitors, shitty restaurants, or drugs
op midi maker?
>>697430647
>rear projection
I'm so sorry.
>>697430698
Nice Google faggot.
I already explained what they are here>>697430082
>>697430730
Damn that vl3000 has seen better days.
What park do you work at?
>>697430514
you work in a uni ID office
former work-studyfag here.
>>697430819
I saw right through your disguise Qua Ming, or should I call you by your real name, RICK?
>>697425071
Intellij Idea with Android SDK, making an android app (music app?) with some basic buttons and click actions.
Will anyone get this one?
>>697430818
Sorry meant to respond to >>697429774
>>697430032
armed robber
>>697430886
Hahaha!
I do have to clean them from time to time yes.
I named those machines after their temperament. They spend a lot of time crapped out :-P
>>697431113
Knifer
>>697431113
Are you a lumberjack or a landscaper?
>>697430730
Fuck me what happened to that VL?! That looks like impact damage but the dmx connectors are still in?
>>697430861
>seeing the positive in everything
Keep being you anon, never stop.
>>697425964
You're an autist
>>697431113
Lumber timber forest dude
>>697427374
>post snips
>calls it pliers
>it actually cuts wires
>>697430861
Self made youtube or some bullshit. Step up and use Avid Media Composer or Premiere pro, anything other than SVGS
>>697430705
crackpot website maintainer?
>>697429753
Refrigiration tech?
>>697431262
Okay, so there are three guys in here who knows what VariLites are... Damn i thought i was the only one who worked this profession.
>>697430977
Probably the closest that /b/ will get... I'm impressed anyway.
I build, service and install ID card printers.
guess away,
PS i hate it now
>>697430976
It's one of the major names in theme parks, both in the US and internationally.
>>697431113
whaler
>>697430732
Oranges and lemons say the bells of St. Clement's
>>697431145
Don't worry. I send you a hug.
>>697431113
Sugar cane farmer?
>>697431093
Gay male prostitute with a tiny dick who takles it up the ass for food-stamps and spare change or McDonald’s coupons?
>>697431513
Disney?
Which park, I know guys at both us parks.
>>697427374
Farrier
>>697431093
Guessmy job
>>697431735
Gay pornstar
>>697429786
wrong guages
>>697431561
You're in the stick business.
>>697431773
AC installer / repairman?
These things are multi-use, so I'd love to see what gets guessed
>>697431262
It fell off a lift while the lift was up, then when the lift came down got sandwiched between the frame of the lift and the opening.
This is all that was salvageable.
>>697430906
>>697431400
Physicist.
>>697431735
Posting pictures of other people's dicks on 4chan
>>697423813
>>697431484
kill yourself
seriously
>>697428094
Skin biopsy
>>697431469
Production Sound Engineer / Occasional Sound Designer. Was a Chief LX for 7 years before specialising in Sound.
>>697431816
Yeah Air Conditioning
just moved to Las Vegas so plenty of work
>>697431793
Wrong.
I'll give you a hint. With that stick I have destroyed more black people's lives in 8 hours a day at work than the klan has in its entire existance.
>>697431233
>>697431540
>>697431577
lol no
>>697431258
>>697431289
these niggers got it
heres a tree
>>697426888
you build trailers
Niggas ain't got shit on me.
>>697430962
yeah, it sucked. he came home one day with that shit in a uhaul and was like "welcome to the future boys!" and literally went in the house and threw the CRT out on the curb.
shit fuckin sucked.
some methheads had taken the CRT by the time we figured out that you barely watch TV with the overhead lights on. we were stuck with that shit until we moved out and he bought his ass a 42" LCD.
Next time we do one of these threads, the person should also post what kind of threads they frequent. Get to know each other better, ya know?
Guess
>>697428367
You clean out gay discos in orlando
>>697431835
god I hope the dmx cable was tied off before the next fixtures. I bet it would have wiped the connectors the fuck out. When did this happen?
>>697432047
Internet tough guy?
>>697431843
Cool, me too. What field/university?
>>697428553
Dna sequencing
>>697432021
Meter reader
>>697432047
Eastern european revolutionary?
>>697431874
Engineering ofc?
>>697431956
It looks like the things that poker dealers use to put money in the table, but the file name says different
Either, Bakery worker or Casino Dealer
![BDGAWP100[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yvVOugS.jpg "BDGAWP100[1].jpg")
yall will never guess
hint
>food
>>697432127
furniture salesman
>>697432047
You spend all day looking for more pockets on your vest
The number of common laborers does explain why /b/ is so cringeworthily unimaginative and conformist these days.
>>697424242
Sound "engineer". Meaning no engineering degree.
>>697432047
target practice?
>>697432138
>>697431874
Engineer (engine room guy) on a ship.
Car is absolutely necessary but I also need to bring two more things
>>697431818
electron microscope? so I guess you operate one of these?
>>697429145
I had pre-instant-on TVs and had a bunch of Sams Photofacts, yet not once did I ever have to fuck around with the pots of my sets on a regular basis.
>>697423952
>Faggot
I concur.
>>697432262
Hint: We do bake where I work, but we aren't a bakery.
kek double entendre
>>697432021
Scraper, for abortions.
go for it
Highly doubt anyone will know
>>697432161
Maybe bb ;)
>>697432254
I wish
>>697432283
>Not wearing tactical cargo shorts over your tactical 5:11 cargo pants with a tactical vest with tactical mag pouches with tactical KuikPull™ slips
PLEB
L
E
B
>>697432332
Getting hotter m8
>>697431835
A few months ago.
Didn't take out any other fixtures. The safety held, so it didn't totally fall. Just had enough slack that it went off the side (it was mounted upright).
We think one of the speedrail clip wasn't secured, so it had worked its way loose from that. Then when the lift hit the up stop that time, it bounced up and over the side.
>>697432431
Fuck I didn't even see that disgusting spoiler on the back
>>697431305
Are you retarded?
I said yanks use pliers. implying for the same job
>>697431679
Nope.
Steelfixer
>>697432308
Sorry we can't all be an astronaut like your sanctimonious fuckface.
>>697430255
>oldfag
>doesn't understand the word guess
>>697432519
You work at little Caesars and you use that to open the cans of pineapple.
>>697432509
a grocery store, like a Metro or a wally mart?
>>697432531
data visualization
>>697432047
Remover of kebabs?
>>697431305
Nips not snips
And it cuts tie wire not wires dickhead.
Think before you speak
>>697432561
Damn. Hope everyone was safe.
So where do you work? Still never said. I'm still guessing disney.
>>697432509
You make and/or sell drugs
>>697432690
not little ceasers but close enough
>>697431874
stow away?
>>697429854
Control panel wireman
>>697432246
>>697432517
Wrong.
I'm a craps dealer in a casino.
>>697432509
>>697432541
you work at an armory / range
>>697432794
Pizza hut?
>>697432862
Someone guessed basically that
>>697432704
Yeah. BI consultant.
>>697424461
this looks like that thing at the beginning of jurrasic park where they put a shotgun shell fuckin lookin thing then rapters n shit. or a completely useless, trackless, electric powered train.
>>697432773
Yeah, nobody got hurt.
And I decline to answer specifically which park, on account of I like my job, and want to keep it.
Let's just say that the company I work for can be rather strict about sharing information, even something like this.
>>697426257
are you that stupid faggot
>>697432955
He wasn't replying to me he was replying to the guy that posted the paint scraper so I didn't see it.
>>697432691
Nah, but we have a goofy ass generic corporate name that sounds like one of those stores.
>>697432774
Nah.
Another hint: This tool is a very arbitrary, often unused part of my job. It generally sits there because nobody cares to use it or they don't want to dirty it.
>>697432312
Engineer is derived from the Latin ingenium which means "innate quality, especially mental power". What we do requires detailed knowledge of acoustics, electronics and even psychology with a matched artistic sensibility to perform at the upper echelons of our industry. Art and Science in equal measures.
>>697432713
Nyet
>>697432921
I own it but yeah
>>697432509
Auschwitz
>>697433115
>taking the bait
Inb4 "more elaborate b8 blah blah"
>>697433065
Got it, no need to worry bro. That confirms my suspicions. I got you. A guy i went to school with got fired three months ago for sharing pictures of the unfinished hyperion theater during a rehearsal to one of his friends.
>>697432766
interesting, egg-shirt maker?
>>697431113
Insulation installer
>>697433264
Okay c'mon
>>697423813
>guys i just go into making music.. pls notice me..
>go on.. someone ask about my music!!!!
