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yo /b/,

So i overdrafted my bank account by mistake and have like a $100 negative balance on there that I have really no way of paying for. I don't have the money to pay that, plus any bills I have I'm so terrified I'm gonna get evicted and lose my home because of this.

I know I'm gonna get slammed with hate on here because of this and I know this will probably never work I'm just sooo desperate and this is a last resort because I obviously really really really don't want to resort to full on prostitution. Please try to understand my situation like I'm so scared and I don't know what to do.

So I decided I'll sell skype shows to anyone who is interested. I know its only the internet and I don't expect to make much, if anything. But I can do personalized requests and whatnot and I'm willing to do just about anything (outside of any crazy extreme shit like scat or something).

Hit me up if anyone is interested you don't even know how much i would appreciate it. And before anyone says it, I do have a job, but minimum wage only goes so far I was barely paying my bills as it was.

My skype is lizzymerdeth5

I can only take google wallet unfortunately which is [email protected]

thanks so much.
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Man the harpoons. We got us a land whale
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>>697397169
>obviously fake timestamp
>only accepts google wallet
this is pretty srs bait right here
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>>697397346
lolwut
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>>697397169
Probably not a good idea to put your real name up here.
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>>697397365
tell me what to put as a timestamp and ill put it. it may be a little blurry cuz its hard to get the right angle and have my hand still

not fake, just super desperate for money
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>>697397169
you really shouldn't put info like this down people will surely exposed this on facebook and to family members
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>>697397169
What did you spend the money on?
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>>697397578
age, and how kinky are you willing to get on cam?
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>>697397578
Post your feet, be sure to show the soles too if possible. I might be interested but your feet are an important aspect.
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>>697397578
do a webm of you moving the note from left to right
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Can I see your soles? If I like them I'd happily pay for pictures. You wouldn't even have to get nude.
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>>697397631
I accidentally set up recurring payments on my electricity bill and it already posted to my account before I got paid plus charged me an overdraft fee so now I don't really have enough for my other more important bills primarily the rent.

also here's a less blurry pic of the timestamp
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I'll send 50 via PayPal if you show your butthole
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Take a picture of you, timestamp, and a shampoo bottle. Then I'll be interested.
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>>697398119
lol okay on it gimme 2 secs
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>>697397903

Call your bank in the morning. If you do not usually overdraft your account, just explain shit and they'll waive it.
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This shit is not fair ... girls can do this easy shit for money while we have to work hard for it... fuck you bitch.
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>>697398362
this..if you dont have these issues normally a good bank will waive the fee for you at least once
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>>697398362
Former bank teller, can confirm. But it is really up to the teller, so dress slurry and go to a male teller. You're welcome, now let's see that butthole.
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>>697398583
>go to a male teller
>go to a teller
>visit the bank in person
wot m8
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>>697398679
Maybe its worth the effort.
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>>697397903
almost fucked myself this month too. Went online to pay my electric bill with a credit card and somehow hit a button twice or something and it submitted the payment as a check payment using my checking acct information it had saved. I literally had to run out at 2AM and deposit the last of my cash into my checking account so it wouldn't bounce. Luckily it took the electric company a day to withdraw the payment.
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Do not need to go into the bank, just call. 99% of the phone customer service people are just going to waive it so you get off the phone and don't fight them. They need to keep their calls short, so just resist if they say no.
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>>>/soc/

You cancerous fags begging because you're too stupid to look after yourselves properly need to stop shitting up my fucking board
Kill yourself
>reeee
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>>697397169
Alright lizzy im gonna ask you to bend that ass for me
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Why no PayPal?
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>>697397617
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>>697398870
tbh half a dozen camshows seems like it'd be less effort than going to a bank

can still call them in the morning and try to reverse the overdraft, but getting a bit of extra cash doesn't hurt
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>>697398119
okay here you go lol was hard to get the timestamp as well as the shampoo in the pic


>>697398362

also,

i have talked to my bank and they arent really willing to help me out because i have overdrafted my account before a few times in the past because of these stupid websites lol long story
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>>697397169
Op let me see your brows or lips
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>>697397617
This guys not joking.
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>>697399347
so fucking hot
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Let me see your hair style
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>>697398583
Current bank manager, 6 years experience, can confirm no bank teller at any bank I've ever known can authorize OD fee refunds.
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It's a trap
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Post your face cunt so I can see which fb you are
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>>697399347
This is not a shampoo
It's a conditioner
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>>697399347
You've got pretty nice tits. The lack of anonymity with Google Wallet is a deal breaker for me, at least.
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>>697399347
show ass
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>>697399801
i couldn't find shampoo lol
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Private your info on your gmail acc
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Heyyy aren't you the person who posts the beg threads like every week? At least you have the decency to change the story. Changing the name would help, too.

>You're welcome, newfags.
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>>697397169
What will you do for $20
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>>697399893
scrrenshots
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>>697399899
some people are just bad with money anon
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>>697399899
Show me the proof
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I like how you posted your name OP, oh Elizabeth Merdeth tsk tsk
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>>697399347
do a peace sign with your right hand and a middle finger with the left hand
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>>697400007
kek
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>>697399347
come to
youshouldtits dot com
we can help
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I have money, I'd be willing to help you for the right material. Do you have Snapchatt?
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>>697400089
You discovered the bait. Well done anon.
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>>697400125
wut
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>>697399631
Yep. Usually needs manager/ personal banker approval
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>>697400089
>implying that is her correct 1st and last name
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honestly how did you even get to this position

and MFC--------------->>>>>>>>
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>>697400299
for proof, would be hard to fake hand gestures. or at least put up two peace signs like this, tits and everything, include note
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I'm a military fag.
Willing to marry literally any female
You get tricare + roof over head.
I get to act like my life isnt falling apart.
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What prices are we talking about? I'm interested.
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>>697399550
kek
muh lady
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>>697400299
How would she hold the camera retard? She's already proved pics are legit. It's if she is female is only question
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>>697397169

>ITT: lazy whore doesn't learn her fucking lessons after last time (link: http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/674951887)

Get a fucking clue on how to budget, and stop being a drain on the world.
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>>697397169
you up for some kink OP?

need to know whether it's worth setting up a google wallet for
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>>697397578
What do you want to let me spend the night with you?
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Where are you from OP?
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>>697400568
or Chaturbate(dot)com
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>>697400125
here ya go!

>>697400510
and lol so much this.
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2000 USD Cash, If you live on the West Coast.
We'd have to sleep together
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http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/674951887
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>>697397169
You should have voted Bernie during the primaries.
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>>697400947
disgusting
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http://sheekyforums.com/thread/663528595/miscellaneous/hey-sheeky-forums.html
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>>697400947
Where do you live?
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OP, post a pic with your finger deep in your belly button, from your POV
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>>697400999
>999
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what's wrong with whoring yourself out exactly? I'd pay you but not to just watch you cunt-punch yourself when there's like a gazillion sites that already have that and more
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>>697400947
beautiful
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>>697400999
Anon delivers.

Doing gods work
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>>697400631
I'm a girl anon m-marry me anon
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>>697401199
c-c-c-combo breaker!
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underarms please
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post underarms, let us see that stubble
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>>697400999
OP does this for a living? kek
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seriously though, i'd love to see underarms
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>>697400947
Pls reply to
>>697400825
And
>>697400750
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>>697400947
the bait looks too good to be true and not "not" be true. sweet talk me op-chan
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>>697401633
>>697401633
>for a living
OP does this for drug money.
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>>697400947
Sharpie in pooper and then were talking.
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date and time to make absolutely sure this is legit... also butthole... pretty please?
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>>697401199
GEORGE THEY'RE ONTO US
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Hey, sell your underwear on either Reddit or Craigslist. If you wear them for a day or two people will pay like 20-30 bucks per pair. If you make a video and give it to them of you in them masturbating and rubbing them on ur wet pussy you could prob sell them for like 50 or 60. Just put it on a flash drive and give it to them. Hope this helps.
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Lmfao this chick is hungry on other sites running same bullshit lol you about to get exposed if you keep it up
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>>697400705
>>697400999

There's an IP address in this thread that some other anon found last time. Any chance it can be misused?
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>>697400947
Why dont you just work like the rest of us

instead of scamming people.. seriously what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>697397169
>>697401199
LOL this isn't your first rodeo... at least use a different email so you can deny it. Why not just become a camgirl?
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>>697401811
>nigger detected
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I think it's time to fuck with this girl /b/ style
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>>697398110
>>697398110
this
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Which bank do u work for. I work for a major bank and can waive fees. Post butt shot and name of bank.
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>>697402041
I'm pretty bored.

Lets get schwifty...
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>>697400947
Write "LuNafags EPIC BTFO" on tits to prove you are real. Then we can talk
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Face+tits=$100
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was honestly considering this until I discovered OP is just a regular whore
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>>697401994
you wish sandnigger my skin is superior race all white
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>>697402041
> cringe
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>>697401912
actually this, unless she already IS a camgirl and does this for a little extra pocket money
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Seriously considering this, post spread pussy please
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>>697402144
TINY RICK!
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>>697402041
your so cringy and you dont even realize it lol
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Would be interested. Do you accept Paypal OP?
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>>697397169
I'd take some $ to let you suck my dick.
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How much money to get on the skype show?
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Op must've left
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>>697400947
Prove your willingness first. Sharpie in pooper, then I'll jump on skype and throw you 20 for having a nice conversation.
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>>697402358
No I don't sadly
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>women in charge of money
>women in charge of making money

I can make more in 5 min shorting stocks than you do in a month.

Get yourself a library card.
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>>697400947
Nice tittays...so you wasted your money huh?
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Sweetie.... instead of wasting your time on /b/ with this shit, either get a job or start sugardating. It's faster and often you don't even have to fuck anyone.
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>>697397903
talk to the bank, see if they will remove the charge.

what state do you live in? I could pay you a few 100's to do some private modeling.
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Do a cam show for us. When x amount is tipped you'll do y. You'll be rich in no time.
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>>697400705
Actually goes back to 2014
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>>697402321
Please don't feed the cringe-fags
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>>697398576
This cunt needs a good raping and a broken jaw. Stupid bitch, this is why you belong in a kitchen.
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>>697402560
>>697400947

Just for proof I have the money, and I'm willing and bored, here's current balance.
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Banker here, You can get over draft fees removed by going to bank and explaining your situation. There is not a single bank I have worked for (3) that we are not unable to remove these charges. In fact I have done thousands of removals and only rejected 1 because it was pretty obvious the person knew they didnt have the money and had become a loud obnoxious asshole to me. You have the money but your boyfriend put you up to this stupid shit because you are fucking clueless, that or you are just a dumb fuck twat of a whore. Go cam and strip to make money, its not like your parents will find out since they do not give 2 shits about you anyway.
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>>697400947
5,000 dollars to meet up and let me creampie you a few times
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>>697403169
/thread
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>>697397169
Shit OP if you wanted to get used like a condom all you had to do was ask didn't have to shit-post.
>implying anyone on /b/ has any money and would ever send it ROFL.
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>>697399347
Put that bottle in your pussy
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>>697399347
TreSemme? God damn - you really are poor af.
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>>697403169
Wrong. They can override, but that's a choice since she already has had past ODs.

Offer the banker the goods OP
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>>697403019
Damn, champ! How did you get almost $600? Are you a lawyer or banker or something?
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>>697397169
would you be willing to do a cam show friday? also would you show face during the show?
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>>697403019
>$570

Fam, are you really going to give away 20% of your life savings for a five minute fap?
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>>697403732
Well, being an adult, Car insurance, rent, cell phone bills, electric, internet, and that's what I have left over afterwards. Use common sense before you reveal yourself to be a NEET.
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>>697403732
Banker. This is my peasant account
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>>697403853
See
>>697403881

Are you people really not aware that people of different ages have different priorities? For all you know I could either be 16 or 60. Jesus Christ, it's like watching retards insult each other in basketball.
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>>697400947
pussy shot
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>>697397169
>That moment when you google OP's email.
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>>697397169

just sent u an email. where do you live? ill give you at least 3fidy
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>>697403881
Being an adult and having bills as well, I still have a lot more left over than you. Congrats faggot. You're a poor piece of shit. Save your money on other things.
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>>697402922
What's the matter bud? Afraid to troll /b/ style brotendo?
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>>697403395
I've actually met a few nice guys who offered to help me when times were rough but I declined.
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>>697403731
It is a choice which we rarely deny if they prove hardship. I have removed over 1000 dollars worth of over draft fee's from a 2 year old account. The person was bad with money but it obviously was not intentional they just were going over by a few dollars here and there.
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I use to do webcam shows and make $500 on my good days. I weigh 120 though, so I acquiring viewers was very easy. Lol
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what state are you in? I'll pay good money for a quickie
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>>697404203
You must be WF....
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Since OP wants to the play the dumb bitch game I'll just post her nudes for her.
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>>697399573
Hey everybody, this weirdo gets turned on by shampoo bottles. Probably why you're not allowed in Walgreen's anymore, Huh? Degenerate filth.
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>>697404383
No idea what WF means sorry. Try spelling the actual words you lazy fuck mellinial
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>>697403881
Lulz - pay your bills and have less than $600 spread throughout your meager accts. FFS, I haven't had less than $2K in emergency savings since I was 19, let alone checking, standard savings, money market accts, etc... you faggots really are fucking stupid.
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>>697397169
>I don't have the money to pay that
So don't. Just close your account. What are they going to do, send you a bill?
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>>697404461
kek
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>>697404461
You don't get turned on by shampoo bottles?

Get out you sick fuck
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>>697403881
I'm 26 and have bills too. I still have more than 4 grand in my savings account. Even more in stock portfolios.

You need to manage your expenses better.
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>>697404563
Wells Fargo queer bait
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If anyone is around that is legit I'm still here and have't had any luck

I know I have done this before I'm not denying that although I do feel its never been this pressing of a matter because my bills post tomorrow and I really really don't know what I'm gonna do if I can't get the money tonight its only a little over $100 this sucks sooo fucking much i dont want to lose my house

if anyone is seriously interested im still down
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>>697404744
you never answered how kinky you're willing to get on cam.
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>>697404744
It's obvious your place is to expensive. Move out. Go somewhere cheaper.
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>>697397169
facebook com meredithlizzy
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Where do you live OP?
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>>697404404
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>>697404744

Start a kik group and let some of us talk to you, with some pictures/requests to share with the group and maybe you'll get some more support
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>>697404744
Where are you from ffs

You'd get like 100 times the replies from all the anons that were nearby
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>>697404744
How long will you be on cam? 20 minutes or 20 seconds?
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>>697404744
If you're willing to meet, I can cover your bills for the next 3 months tonight.
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>>697404744
Still waiting for a reply
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>>697404718
Sorry I did catch "You must be WF" I am not sure how I could be a bank. Bank of America, HSBC and Bank of NYM
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>>697404744
post face, then we'll talk.
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write chibby above your pussy and you got yourself 10 bucks
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>>697404959
>meredithlizzy
not her she has a tattoo on her right arm>>697397903
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>>697405090
Then go into RDT and help
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So has anyone actually contacted her? Say she puts on a free show with just boobs to prove she is real. Then I don't see why not.

Also the the other guy who keeps $2K for emergencies you have common sense. Something most of this board lacks. I keep 2.5K sitting just in case I need it.
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>>697404744
>>697404974
this, honestly if you want some real "buyers," you have to sell yourself professionally. Basically from our point of view, there isnt enough evidence to support you're real. should you do a kik group and perhaps maybe also a video on a specific theme the group says, that would give guarantee you're the real deal.
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>>697404744
No one will help you. You'd have more luck on craigslist. No one likes a desperate slut because they always ask for more and give less in return.
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>>697404744
where are you from OP?

if local, I might be able to help you.
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>>697404575
Hey, check out Ned Flanders over here.
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>>697405356
i emailed her and she responded right away. Asked for money up front. seems desperate, ima give her a couple bux
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Isn't this why kids made tinder?
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>>697397169
so no one's going to dox here? shame
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So I google Elizabeth Meredith and this shit pops up...
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>>697405534
Did you get nudies or anything?
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>>697404744
That's what you said last time. I paid you $50.00 bucks and you just had your boyfriend flip off the camera before you went offline and vanished. Fucking scamming whore.

This bitch will just steal your money. She is a fucking scamming liar. Fucking bitch I hope you get doxed so I can get my money's worth out of you.
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Living on minimum wage? For shame, don't you know that those jobs are only for 16 yr old high school kids? You shouldn't be working there.

>t. conservative
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>>697405534
screenshot?
>>697405371
this
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>>697405534
>Paying before she even proves she is going to give

Aren't you the cuck
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That's her ip anons:
24.167.191.166
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>>697404744
>>697400947
>>697399347
>>697397903
>>697397578
>>697397169


just go on chaturbate. u got a good enough body to make money there.
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>>697405534
Dude she's done this before and knows it'll work... god you jumped right in didn't you?
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>>697405899
Confirmed
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discord.gg/r2KfK
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>>697405774
This is you op? I'll be glad helping you, if I get a nice pic of that bootie opened with both hands
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>>697405184
>implying that facebook doesn't have old pictures of her.
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>>697404974
I vote this as well. Get a group started and do some requests and you'll have better luck. If you don't have kik just get the app and make in account. Takes 2 minutes
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I feel as though it would be good to give her money in exchange for her slutting it up, to reinforce women's place in society.
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>>697405899
this
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she is not legit
doxx that whore
IP: 24.167.191.166
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>>697404974
>>697406163
this
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>>697405899
dubs of facts and truth
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>>697397903
Look, you are obviously attractive and could easily get a live in bf with a job and eventually a husband. You'll never have to pay for shit and won't have some electric bill crap to worry about. A house, car, shopping, all bills paid for life. Think about it.

Now you may not get Chad Thundercock or everything you want in a guy, but you obviously aren't capable of running your own life and need male supervision. Not to be sexist, but some women need male support to survive without turning into cum dumpster metheads. So get a bf/husbandbro.

That's what my wife did.
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>>697405960
Greensboro, North Carolina
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>>697405960
>>697406349

let's find her parents!
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>>697397169
You're even too lazy to go down to your local bar and get some lonely man to sort your finances out by sucking his cock, you have to do it over the internet? I know the average age is about 16 here now, so take a good look boys, this is what to avoid in women.
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>people in this thread actually believe this story because a few pics had a time stamp
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Just go on MFC or Chatrbate
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>>697406687
of course.
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>>697397169
OP start a kik group and fill out requests and we'll give you some cash.
All in favor say aya
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>>697406595
This.
Bitch ain't fit for survival. Nice bod though.
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>>697405899
Chkd
Dubs dont lie. Dox this bish!
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>>697406349
Somone find her parents. Let's get to doing this shit /b/ros
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>>697406595
And your wife is obviously a drooling sack of bones in a wheelchair. She might not be a cum dumpster but she's your cum bucket and she doesn't argue. Good for you.
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>>697397169
Guess what OP. I just found something and I'm only about 45 minutes from you. You gave info that you didn't realize you had given, but I found it. What should I do with said information?
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>>697407122
>mfw I live in Charlotte
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>>697407122
take her up on her... offer... of course
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>>697402640
>mfw you lose all your capital
>inb4 it's so easy anon
>tfw you've lived through many bear markets and seen the mighty traders fallen
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>>697407122
2spooky4me
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>>697407122
Imma trust thy dubs and pretend this aint bait. Release the info nigga! Or better yet make a new thread and get this scamming bitch!
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Its obvious OP ding donged ditched
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>>697407277
I've already fucked a whore tonight.
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>>697407122
Post it, faggot
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>>697407312
Ignorant fags thinking that since they play with forex, they're traders. Go get rekt
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>>697407272
Not Charlotte.
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>>697407679
This
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Obviously this chance is slim but where do you live OP just the closest big city works if you don't wanna get super detailed. I have a lot of money and definitely don't like the dating game. A personal on call slut would be nice.
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>>697407122
Don't tell me exif is on the pics??
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Guys! You can make those cinnamon rolls from the tube in a waffle maker. I don't have a waffle maker, but I'm gonna try it on the George Foreman.
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>>697407822
>>697407122

Matching dubs - I'm right, aren't I?
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>>697407777
Also I'm not terrible looking I'm a fireman just hate playing the game for pussy.
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>>697397871
Never post feet for free
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>>697407532
I work with at least one of her family members. I'm gonna show her this thread.
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>>697407777
Yeesh. The overlord had come to this scam thread.
BOW PEASANTS!
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I sent you 10 bux cause even if you are a scammer the pictures you uploaded are very attractive and it must have taken a lot of effort to fake them. I spend 10 bux on pizza yesterday, so 10 bux on this entertainment is nothing. hope you are legit and hope the dollars helps or something. if not, oh well.
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We should start a charity called "Fapping for America". The charity will help pay for the bills of people who are in debt and can't pay it off, but basically we'll get cam girls who will hopefully do it for free (there has to be some really kind hearted cam girls), and all of the proceeds would go to the debts
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>>697398576
No way brah! You can totally take your clothes off and make some money too. Just find the right gay /b/oard and you're set.
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>>697407777
Mighty quads
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>>697407098
Don't take my word for it. Get a steady job with middle class income and you have quite the selection. Looks and personality not required. Just pay her credit card bill every month.
>literally how this thing has worked for us primates for the past 10 million years
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>>697408144
respect for the nice anon
have good luck friend
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>>697397169
lizzy ill pay that I messaged u
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>>697408260
I'm not gay and honestly I'd find it insulting if it wasn't true. Men still think they should take care of women and most of the time it's what's happening. I personally don't need a man to take care of me, I've done that quite well by myself and I've been in hell, financially, and back on top. Whatever this chicks problem is, it's not just financial crisis.
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>>697408352

eh nice is one way to describe it. ive also been illegally downloading porn from the internet for years now, so whats a few bux to pay for my sins and maybe help a bitch out.
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Hey OP - I live fairly close to Sedgefield Country Club too... Want to meet up? I'll pay you cash in person.
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>>697408940
Get back in the kitchen and remember to text me for approval if you're gonna debit anything.
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>>697408940
tits or gtfo
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i might have fuck this up for /b/ when i told her to try a few more promising internet outlets for making money off of boobs.
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>>697409540
Yes.. bro you did!!
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>>697407997
So you don't want some cash from a half decent looking guy every week? No wonder you're broke. At least you're starting to learn that just being pretty gets you nothing in the real world like it did in high school.
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>>697409540
Cock block
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>>697409696
summer
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>>697409696
I know OP already ditched the thread but could this be real?
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>>697409852
Like August twenty fucking second summer
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>>697409933
I emailed her and she didn't respond. I think we freaked her out.
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>>697409764
Hey, look at this guy shouting into the void. Loser can't even hook up with a cashpoor desperate floozy. Let's all laugh at him.
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>>697409696
You guys are fucking idiots you do realize that the worst thing byou can do unless you're really good is ddos the IP btw that GPS is where the ISP is roughly located not where OP is.
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>>697400947
Man I happened upon a good thread today, not the usual FAGGOTRY this fucking board is plagued with these days
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>>697406595
Not that attractive anon
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>>697408144
>>697408352
You fags are retarded. She's scammed people In this thread and you clucks are feeding into it. Kill yourselves
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>>697399067
Why do you even care? /b/ nowadays only has porn, gross boipussi/traps threads. This place is also filled with newfags, >>>/v/ is so much better
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>>697410078
she's responding intermittently on skype. I'm guessing she's busy.
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>>697410330
Uh.
The IP address is allocated via DOCSIS mac address to a residence. That mac address is tied to a modem which is tied to a residential address.

You do not know what you're talking about.
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>>697410268
Lol u jelly cuz u poor? I can get ass all day long for free my nigga just a time investment and an invite back to the mini-mansion pool but another bitch on the back burner never hurts.
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>>697409345
No. And it's my money! Gtfo!
>>697409441
Nah I'd rather not. I'm not cheap.
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>>697397169
make a gofundme account for some quick cash. can't you get a small loan elsewhere tho?
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>>697410701
OPs neighbor. Can confirm.
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>>697410701
sure, but unless your tool is delving into time warners private records the geolocation is a vague guess based on where the IP block is assigned
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OP last time it was 50 bucks, now 100?

what happened?

this pose plz, with timestamp hanging between teeth.
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>>697410701
ROFL you're a fucking noob if I gave you my IP it would say I'm in Lehigh Acres Florida but I'm in Fort Myers.
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>>697411159
Go to bed. It's late.
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>>697411159
Wasn't there a huge fire there recently or was it elsewhere?
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>>697401455
Where do you live, and are you at least in decent shape?
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>>697398119
>>697400125

>tfw you realize a lot of anons are thinking its legit due to these specific images, not realizing OP could just be samefagging for specific requests she already has images for
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Anons, I might have found her. The E as in her middle name could easily be Elizabeth = Lizzy

Might be wrong though
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>>697410850
I sincerely doubt someone that can "get ass all day long" would be as thirsty for a random internet skank as you are.
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>>697411159
can you pls provide ip to verify
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>>697410567

if you buy clothes at a store you are being scammed. Modern society is a scam. At least this way i have the delusion of helping a bitch and at least i got some unn-sourcable tits out of it. how much you spend at mcdonalds nigga
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Hey OP, check your Skype.
>cc694fc990eb79510f2bb854a3b7e495
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>>697410664
she responded to me

but i wasnt requesting nudes
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>>697411987
We're going to need to see those tits you mentioned.
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sharpie in pooper
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>>697409724

sorry mah nigga. she stupid if the think /b/ is gonna give her money.
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>>697409833

im fat so what?
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for a whore who wants money she sure makes it hard to send it wallet wtf who uses that.

moving on to greener pastures
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>Not having overdraft protection

Fucking retard.
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>>697412552
she's in fucking North Carolina. surprised she didn't ask for money order or green dot.
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