ITT: Prove you're an oldfag. I'll start. >Can't
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: Prove you're an oldfag.
I'll start.
>Can't flimflam the zimzam
>>697393856
when memes werent macros
spork nigger
>>697394144
also
SAGE WAS THE TRUE JANITOR
>>697393856
>zimzam
>...old
people been here a couple years and think they're something
>>697393856
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>>697394396
>Trying to say you're older than Zimzam's trial
>Still on /b/
>>697394408
don't do this it produces mustard gas
>>697394532
stupid newfag. it's done like this
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>>697394714
are you retarded? how does breathing make mustard gas?
>FFFUUUU meme posted everyday
>everyone argued about if it was pronounced meme or Me Me
>black boarder threads
>alternate universe threads
>you dun goofed
>boxxy
>milhouse is a meme
i've been here since about 2007, i still think i'm a newfriend
>>697394181
Too soon man... like fucking seriously man what the fuck.
>>697394894
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>>697394894
The midsummer heat is really on.
>>697393856
Haha I've been saying this since I was 14, and I only started coming to /b/ last year gtfo fag boi
25b2
a0
25b2
Stroking my harbl
>>697393856
>Can't out-coon the Trey-boon.
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4chinz is a pretty cool guy. eh posts shit memes and doesn't afraid of anything
Been here since 2003.
AMA
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>>697393856
Ouuuuu
>you're a big guy
>>697393856
you are a big guy
roodypoo candyass
No, you're not Crescent Fresh!
>>697394181
Too soon
>>697394190
You obviously never understood what sage is
>>697396053
Did 4chan always like traps?
The surgeon
i remember when we had IDs and dubs were disabled
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>>697395649
Damn, i came to the thread too late
>>697393856
because I've been even further tha-hhhnnngh
>>697396728
Yes, 4chan has always been gay as fuck.
>inb4 feminine penis isn't gay.
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>>697396815
Wow aren't you special
>>697394181
what the fuck is wrong with you anon. way too soon. let her rip
Moots from SA bitches.
Get fucked.
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Tagnol...etc
/thread
>>697396984
yea newfaggot, fucking show some respect to your elders summerboner
WANT TO HEAR THE MOST ANNOYING SOUND IN THE WORLD?
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Which one of you niggers remember this? This place is filled with newfag cancer that discovered 4chan yesterday.
>>697393856
Zim-zam says kek
>>697394629
2006 fagit.
duckroll
rickroll
chocolate rain
puddi puddi puddi
row row fight the power
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New York Time Square's card stand
> "I'll be there in 20 minutes!"
> Nothing happens, card stand still not pushed down
>>697397469
>the trayvon martini
>>697397357
I remember when the last 3 numbers of your post were X's.
>>697397543
Back to Encyclopedia Dramatica, newfriend.
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises? A: They already fell for that trick once
>>697393856
Can't flimflam the zimzam
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Itty bitty baby
I was here before giga-nigger.
>>697397705
lol, I'm 28, I've been here a while
I'm just a chick, so answer me quick. I love Jethro Tull's song "Thick as a Brick "
>>697397357
You got me to chuckle, so I shall take this piss in your memoriam
>>697397868
>I'm 28
When we worked to find that bitch that threw puppies in the river
Let's see
Who remembers the /B/lackout and how you had no style,
Rock was cooking something for sure.
Actually getting banned for call moot a big silly roody poo.
Oh ya, those filter words bb.
Oh ya, Captain Planet everywhere eryday.
dubs were actually reported.
Captchas were hard. So hard. Hard.
Lord Inglip could be summoned
Desu
Sage goes in all fields but how do you pronounce it
>>697397800
>dubs
>trolls royce
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>>697393856
Go back to Mexico, Flores
>>697397963
No proof. remember the years around 2008ish.
>>697393856
Babby's first thread.
Random image from my /b/ folder
>>697397599
Sentimental doubles.
>>697394408
Fainted and hit my head on the dresser. Thanks
>>697398207
>>>/ED/
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>>697397956
Tits or gtfo
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>>697398424
You don't have to believe, we're all wrong sometimes.
what where the other word filters?
i remember nigger was roody poo
and candy ass for faggot
fags
[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
>>697397868
>>697397963
i'm 30
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>>697396985
inb4 beyblade remark
>>697396053
>been here since 2003
>ama
Fucking reddit liar confirmed
>>697394629
>older than Zimzam's trial
>older than 4
>still on /b/
>>697398952
what does 7 filter to?
>>697399102
That's not a question, anon.
Been here since before some of you boys were born, seen it all, famm.
All of Cosine's vaginas look horribly infected.
>>697396985
>Let her rip
You incinsiderate inbreed she isn't a fucking beyblade.
>>697399057
You ruined it...
>>697399320
>>697393856
how the fuck is the George Zimmerman trial even old?
your bait is weak, and so is your existence.
>>697398644
Newt Gingrich
when it was actually caturday every saturday
>>697396916
False
/b/ wasn't riddled with fucking fag threads all day
We used to be able to rally and get shit done
Now a days and apperantly since you showed up /b/ has been riddled with scared, dick loving faggots on a daily basis. It used to be a joke now it's just sad.
At least you got one this right
>feminine penis doesn't exist
You're just a fag
>>697399409
>>Bait is weak
>Almost 100 post thread
Hitler did nothing wrong. 9/11 was an inside job lmaooo
>>697399458
pool's closed due to aids
HABBO RAIDS
do you liek mudkipz?
>>697398010
She will rise again one day
>>697399535
>We used to be able to rally and get shit done
Go away you chanology newfag.
Take your social justice rallies back to digg or wherever you game from.
>>697399535
>> /b/ wasn't riddled with fucking fag threads all day
>> We used to be able to rally and get shit done
What /b/ were you on?
Cant corner the dorner
I still remember when you could visit his FaceBook page.
When loli still had it's own board.
>>697399535
>/b/ wasn't riddled with fucking fag threads all day
False. /b/ has always been gay as shit.
Theres a reason people say 4chan eventually turns you gay.
>>697393856
I'm such an oldfag, I remember when threads like this didn't exist
>>697399885
NICE!
>>697397543
Mother fucking puddi puddi. I miss that day. It was great while blazed
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>>697399941
>claim to be old
>get baited this hard
I'll just do a 360 and walk away then
>>697401402
>implying intentionally replying to bait to continue an argument on the internet isn't fun
>>697393856
Lurk MOAR! Oldfag dumping time?
/b/lackout, habbo raids (POOLS CLOSED), goat tower, slowbro, STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TRY SCIENCE, Shitting dick nipples (everywhere), sage man, wtsnacks, cock mongler, raptor jesus, pedobear,
>>697393856
Fuck you all I remember W.T. Snacks
>>697393856
ANDRE THE GIANT HAS A POSSE
>>697401780
Did someone say, wt snacks?
>>697394408
Fucking good times
>>697401777
>>697402000
Check'd. Deserved.
>>697401777
Does anyone have the whole slowbro repost? I haven't seen that in at least 5 years
>>697393856
(you)
>>697393856
ITTY BITTY BABY
>>697401777
Also, checked.
Cockmongler.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dQw4w9WgXcQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>697393856
That's not even old you roody-poo
>>697396565
Trolled I hope
>>697401777
fuck ya, I got dem trips
>>697402539
Slowbro? A dump approaches, roll for initiative (take your time, he's slow)
There is no way to prove I'm an oldfag. Therefore I'm a newfag. Check my glorious wings. You can't even stop me.
>>697394408
Shat myself
>>697398644
The People's Champions
>>697396053
What are you doing with your life?
2007 fag here
>>697403575
I'm a NEET and have been for almost 20 years now.
>>697398644
Ron Paul, /b/?
>>697403575
Stuff. Important type things.
>>697397599
Kek. The amount of time I wasted watching those cams is depressing
>>697399458
THIS.
Also that video where the nigger sang the whole thread
>>697399458
Careful, or they'll flood on in here!
No happy negro. Sad..
GIRUGAMESH
>>697393856
Mods are asleep. Post sinks!
>>697404084
LUL I found the video here u go I was here 5 years ago long ass fucking time https://youtu.be/EUG2gWXnREI
>>697393856
When /new/ was /pol/
>>697404450
Also before Pepe was a meme
>>697393856
puddi
Cracky-chan
The original queen of /b/.
>>697394408
Had a brain-gasm
The day we got applemilk1988's YouTube password.
(I still love u Emily.)
>>697404450
honestly this video is the best
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>>697399811
Did you like his second coming in Dallas this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jk3j5O75Ik
>>697393856
Because I know how well you guys do at FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS
>>697394144
Dubs
And when memes weren't mainstream
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
Pic related is from dm first summer here. I'm still a newfag. I'd say anyone that came here after 2008 is a newfag.
>>697405318
But they told me to read a book...
>>697401717
Y'all cowards don't even know about Candle Ja--
>>697405731
annoying and loud as fuck.
>>697403192
Rollin to see my bro again
>>697405965
What kind of weak bait is this? You have to say Candlejacks full name before he
>>697402556
HABEEB IT!
2004 fag
They day /b/ did something good part 1.
>>697394899
Holy shit, Milhouse, where's that crazy fucker been?
>>697406485
The day /b/ did something good part 2.
>>697405802
You're gonna get backtraced by the cyber police.
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>>697407038
NO
>>697398465
Longcat is long
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>>697407169
omg I've been here for almost 10 years
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>>697407169
dat combo breaker
>>697407541
>almost 10 years
>almost
fucking newfags
Mod's are asleep
>>697408154
I was there when this happened.
Not even my final form
>>697393856
>Prove you're an oldfag
>Lurks moar
>Everyone who tries to prove they're a oldfag is a newfag, trying to fit in by researching old habits of /b/ and memes.
>Mods, go to sleep; i wanna post some fucking cake.
>>697393856
Only been here about 3.5 years, pretty meh, apparently /b/ use to be better.
>>697408148
that dude made a... strangely acceptable girl. I'm... i'm not sure what to think about this.
>>697409311
>being attracted to traps
Ignore your impure feelings, anon.
>>697407284
I appreciate that, but I was talking about this whole saga, it involved slowpoke getting ran over or some shit, it was like a massively long story
>>697393856
I bet you don't fucking love chocolate milk, just regular
>>697393856
Your proof is new fag shit
>>697406316
ITT: memes reddit never stole
feels goodman
the pool is closed
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>>697393856
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
honestly wanna know what b was like back then watch this Windows xp having computer lmao https://youtu.be/EUG2gWXnREI
>>697409709
Please hold, slowpoke is still shifting through his memory archives, at the best and greatest 64kb of ram has to offer
>>697393856
That's my even old, my man.
>>697411738
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>697412100
Checked, now we're getting somewhere
>>697394894
I'm laughing so hard.
>The Peoples Champion
>PENIS
>VAGINA
CP Wednesday
Caturday
>Tripcodes
LEAVE BOND TO ME
Basically if you weren't here before /soc/.
When Moot would start threads.
>mοοt !Εр8рui8Vw2 ## Αdmіn (Admittedly googled this, but I vaguely remember the !Ep8 part)
>>697414126
The Moot stickies <3
>>697412949
You dirty roodypoo
>>697404996
I still remember the game and those poster things. I don't even remember were they called motivationals or demotivationals.
Also cranes were the best meme from /b/ ever.
>>697414126
Basically if you were here with Windows XP
>>697414126
Only Moot posts I remember were from the time he bought his first apartment and he posted his food stuff to /ck/ but I have had some almost year long breaks from 4chan down the years.
>>697415230
Oh man those were the times.
>>697393856
Candy ass, back in my day we ate our puddi raw.
>>697415362
From memory (Shit this is ages ago) he's start 'Ask me anything' threads (Could be wrong). But anytime he posted people lost their shit.
do you smell what the rock is cookin
>>697415829
He posted before his TedTalk too.
That was a shitshow
>>697415094
It usually takes a crane to make meme
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>>697393856
Shop da wops
Soup /b/
Dookiedragon
Shoopdawhoop
Remember when this was good and not cancer?
>>697406262
Oh no you wen't and said CandleJack what the hell man!
>>697417077
/b/ was never good
When this guy would show up and ruin everyones da
>>697408770
Retardedly true
I remember when furries knew there place and only posted on Friday. Also the 4chan comic.
>>697402556
ITTY BITTY BOAT
>>697417370
And people arguing about whether you had to finish with a '-' or if you didn-
>>697417558
HABEEB IT
I know it's not the gif, but I haven't had that saved in several hard drives.
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found my old b folder
>>697417077
5160M GET
I'll just sit right here.
>>697394181
Nevar forget
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>697394181
obligatory too soon
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>>697394396
Ain't that the truth nigger
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>>697419381
Fuck this shit. I'm out.
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>>697394408
what does this do? ive been around for the hand pinch one.
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>>697396284
>do you even know where those censors were originally taken from?
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>>697394181
Who's this blonde bitch
Shave testicles.
>>697420040
>I can green text
>And red text
>>697420138<<dunno if I can blue text anymore
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>>697418927
i miss the EFG stories people would write, and the crap people came up with only using images
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>>697407284
Plz post the last piece
noko
sage
HACKERS ON STEROIDS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
>>697420717
newfag detected
LOL cats.
>>697420626
>dick dogs
>>697420626
Your fortune: Godly luck
>>697421256
I started browsing this shit bucket in 08 and if I thought yall would still be talking about this oldfag/newfag garbage, I would have murdered my way into prison years ago. Shit man. Yall killing my fucking vibe.
