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>>697393497
that's not a very good color scheme
>>697393340
nou
>>697393475
Why would you think that?
>>697393581
kappa
>>697393597
Just saying hi.
Katia a shit.
>>697393696
It's just a meme.
>>697393745
*hOI!!
>>697393722
How is life?
>>697393776
your face is a meme
>>697393812
Hello
I fukkin h8 kats
>>697393846
Not bad. Things are mostly boring, but since nothing bad has happened, I can't complain.
>>697393898
No, my face is pretty.
>>697393475
And who... I mean wheeere would you go to for your lewd needs? ;3
which kats are you referring to?
>>697394000
Good job I guess.
>>697394000
pretty bad
>>697393961
Badj has a nice face.
>>697393722
Maybe you're one of those people who fantasizes about converting straight guys. With your dick
>>697393961
wow rude
>>697394078
I dunno. Europe.
psdfghjkihukgbnm
>>697394370
(Bad)j
>>697394454
ew
>>697394454
I think about that a lot.
>>697394584
don't you "ew" me
>>697394416
Now that's a long way for some dick isn't it lol
where is subby
i have an important document to transmit to him
>>697394670
sometimes i wonder if there's more to life than just that.
>>697394139
Yeah, though I didn't do anything in particular so I'm not sure if I should receive praise for it.
>>697394179
Never have I been wounded thus. I fear it shall be an eternity before I can begin to recover from this heinous assault.
>>697394370
ty bae, you too
>>697394416
>With your dick
What a joke, almost as good a joke as the item itself.
>>697394454
you left the chat, why?
>>697394759
you may leave it in my care and I shall see to it he gets it.
>>697394694
all the ew
literally gagging
I did not know we are coining AIDS as "documents" now.
>>697394863
are you sure
everyone knows you would be the first person i would give a life threatening disease, Nibi
>>697394922
no, not really. I mean, we can never be completely sure of anything.
>>697395074
then I don't believe i will require your assistance
>>697394863
i thought i had already left that chat since it was inactive for several months
>>697394863
Neutral job I guess
>>697395011
whatever dude
>>697395291
yeah man
MARRY ME ARCHIE
>>697395170
Probably better. I'd likely peek at it.
>>697395174
same
>>697395291
Excellent.
>>697395315
No
>>697395506
it wouldn't exactly be the end of the world if you did
but he must receive it as well
>>697395583
dude i mean like whatever ok
where wer u when trump was become president
did i miss something
marry me eisey
>>697395506
saaaaaaaaaaame
i was poopin
.////.
thats not whAT IM BLUSHING AT
>>697394757
I mean, it's only like 10 times the distance I've traveled for dick in the past.
>>697394863
Joke, as in comically large?
>>697395385
Great song, that
>>697395646
Stop
Eisen don't be mean to Nibi.
i'm not though
>>697395906
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>>697395905
but like whatever you know man dude
>>697395646
I see. Well, chances are I won't be around when he is so... yeah.
>>697395731
it is pretty dead.
>>697395866
Quite the opposite.
>>697395929
Now there's someone you don't see everyday.
>>697396018
thanks anyway
>>697396018
I've been back for a few weeks, just haven't been around at the same time you have I guess. Hola
when will nibi just accept that it's like when you do what it is right?
>>697395866
It might be cold but it's real nice in the summer, so no need to bring warm clother~
>>697395963
Stop
>>697396018
whoever revitalized the skype chat and made me get notifications at work should be shot.
>>697396407
well okay y'know but like i mean whatever ok my man
people who use skype should be shot
god yakisoba smells so awful
are any of you fucks near madison?
>>697396508
Stop
>>697396188
It's the thought that counts.
>>697396200
How's it been?
>>697396429
Hmm, wonder who it was? Though it's not exactly revitalised, that was more like the last death throes.
>>697396577
ay, also no
>>697396577
I am probably 20 minutes away from you.
>people who use skype should be shot
eisen my grandmother uses skype
are you insinuating we should shoot my grandmother
>>697396701
idunno who it was i didn't read any of it
>>697396018
That's nothing to laugh at then
Unless you're into that
>>697396369
I'm used to cold weather anyway :3
>>697396577
If you only count latitude, yes. Otherwise no
>>697396875
Yeah faggot
Eisen, stop being bad.
>>697396573
IT DOES NOT. Yaki's so fucking good, you're just not weeb enough to like it.
>>697396701
Been aight. The usual, worrying about bills and school. You?
>>697396922
oh, phew
>>697396972
Dunno, maybe a bit?
>>697396701
we don't need no stinkin badges
>>697396701
WELL YOU'RE NO USE TO ME THEN!!!
j/k how you doin?
i'm not being bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
demos i'm insinuating that your grandmother should join our discord server
hes bad in a good way tho
>>697397071
;_;
>>697397077
it makes me want to vom. like hardcore cat-style vom.
>>697397084
was it YOU?
no
it's perfect the way it is
besides barry would scare her away
>>697396972
Oh that's good, but if it's winter every now and then you gotta do something to keep you warm
then i think we know how to solve that
>>697397309
Where are you at that there's yaki? Because it might just be bad yaki.
>>697397425
Damn right I would.
FUCK YOU EISEN, I AM NOT LEAVING.
>assuming i'd give you a choice
typical barry
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Okay
>>697397077
Yakisoba is delicious, though I'm a massive food weeb so my opinion is invalid.
>>697397084
I never know where to draw the line when indulging those sorts of kinks. So I usually don't
>>697397452
Hot chocolate and cuddles?
>>697397517
It's some fucking disgusting cheap shit that you add water and then toss in the microwave for a minute
barry hug me
please
>>697397077
Nothing really specific. Got a bf now, but not much more than that. Nothing out of the ordinary at least.
>>697397125
I'm quite sure you could use more badges in your life.
>>697397212
about to go to sleep. other than that, not much. you?
>>697397749
People should take things less seriously, themselves most of all.
>>697397749
Fiiine by me <3
>>697397749
>traditional battle attire
Ah, the old "less is more" armor design.
>>697397798
Oh, no shit it smells fucking bad. That's not yakisoba, that's shitty instant noodles with the yakisoba name tacked on. Would you call Top Ramen actual ramen? Fuck no you wouldn't.
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>>697397895
No, you're gross and smelly and I hate you.
>>697397941
Nice, good for you my dude.
i smell great actually
Actually, I think I'll go to sleep now. It's 5:30 in the morning. Goodnight, all.
>>697398053
Thanks.
>>697398053
yah, thats what i mean
the little kraft mac n cheese cups are like 4983560234690x better than these things and it's practically the same thing.
I sleep in the morning in winter, to get maximum amount of my daily darkness
>>697397941
Derping around, trying to find a damned dealer in this stupid city. So.. same old, same old.
Gencon in a few days tho
>>697398274
Real yakisoba is 11/10
>>697398432
well excuuuuuuuuse me for not having the very best jap noodles in the game in my kitchen
Fuck man, just spent the last 3 hours downloading g/fur comics
>>697397941
Agreed. People are weird, bodies are weird, embrace it~
>>697397953
And occasionally going outside because gentle snow is so pleasant.
>>697398053
But it says TOP ramen. Why would it lie to me??
>>697398411
>gencon
Ayy, same
waste of 3 hours
is this where shitheads are collecting
>>697398642
It's gonna be a BEEEEEACH BLAAAAAST!!
im a shithead yes i am
LETS GO SHITHEADS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
no, you smell horrible eisen
says the tranny
no chill tonight i see
yeah FUCK EVERYBODY
>>697398642
Yup, snow is absolutely great :)
mrw nibi
fags
Tell me guys, if you woke up tomorrow and everyone was a furry creature and it was all normal and only you notice the difference, what would you do?
Will you be coming with me and freklz to summerfest, AM?
mrw am
>>697399591
Come to 4urchan and post human porn.
>>697399700
I might, who knows
cus I have no idea what that is
>>697398799
I should figure out my actual schedule, probably
But yeah I'm excited~
>>697399337
Except on windy days, fuck that noise
hey now
im not even a tranny
i still have my man bits and ive taken no hormones
well you're still stinky lol
>>697399889
*Statefair
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>>697399700
God damnit, they get to hang out with you and I don't. Actually upset, 0/10
>>697399835
>human porn
Jesus Christ
>>697399921
Oh but windy is best c: Worst is when it's just beginning to get cold and it's all raw in the air, urgh
>>697399921
I'm just going to be running around playing "Are you a Werewolf" the entire time. Occasionally trading MTG and trying to get fucked up.
Should be fun.
Also gonna try to get a 3way going, but my bf is a picky bitch.
>>697400020
oh, when is that?
I need to get out of the house somtimes
>>697400234
>cold, snowy wind in your face
literally satan
I can handle cold, dry weather, but not that
>>697400246
I'm probably not doing those sorts of outside-the-con activities at this particular con, given who I'm going with.
B-but who needs 3-ways anyway, baka
>>697400847
Let's see if I can handle your butt <3 .... Ok ok, I'll stop
>>697400847
What is going on? What cons?
>>697400847
Me. I do.
>>697401181
No need to stop, even if that wasn't one of your better ones~
>>697401295
GenCon. Board games and such.
>>697401339
Some of my cons are a bit lewder. But this time I'm going with -straight guys-, sigh
Why is monster hunter so fun
>>697401676
Since when did I ever pull a good one? :P
>>697400086
You are welcome to come with.
>>697400185
yukky
>>697401676
Tell us about your lewd cons
>>697400611
Thursday
>>697401966
I actually want to, really badly. Would if I didn't have to shill out $1000 for a plane ticket.
>>697401676
This
>>697402010
Also, send nudes, acquire 3way if fuckable. xD
Pot quest update: Fuck this town and all the flakey fucks in it.
>>697402084
hm, is it in madison this year?
>>697402288
Me send nudes? (btw I'm this guy>>697402010, also pic related (reasonably old photo)
>>697402203
If you came maybe we could convince freklz to have a three-way/four-way.
AM can wait outside
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>>697402395
It is in milwaukee every year.
>>697401897
They're of varying quality but you've had your moments~
>>697402010
MAGFest is usually pretty lewd for me. I've hooked up with furries, SJWs, crossplayers... n-not all at the same time of course
>>697402288
my butt is nowhere near furry enough for this thread though
>>697402831
oh so id have to actually DRIVE there.
I mean if freklz is going too then sure, sounds like fun
>>697402849
>n-not all at the same time of course
Yeah, sure. I've heard about how crazy some cons can get, it is probably just one giant sweaty orgy
>>697402831
But I thought you wanted to diddle a virgin for your first?
>>697402739
Didn't mean you, but thanks for the butt! (Now snarf has it, so it's on the net foreeever)
>>697402849
Furry butts get extra points, yes. Maybe we'll run into each other anyway.
>>697402849
Well I'm not much of a flirt, you're the better one at that lol
>>697403105
>so it's on the net foreeever
The amount of times I have posted that makes me surprised it hasn't 'exposed me'
Also, you're welcome
>>697402966
It is okay its basically a giant theme park, you would like the creampuffs because I know how fat you are.
>>697403050
It doesnt count in an orgy because one person cant claim to of taken all of the virginity essence.
>>697403309
The sheer amount of people who post nudes online means that nobody really cares one way or the other. There are whole videos online of me toying but unless I become like president of the united states I really doubt anyone would care enough to actively try and link them back to me.
>>697403596
Fair play
>>697403018
Maybe for some people. Maybe for me next year, actually~
>>697403105
But we won't identify each other unless you're really good at picking furries out of a crowd
>>697403142
That just means I've got plenty of lessons to teach you~
>>697399591
Learn the laws and see if they are different
quick, reach imgcap
>>697403596
Actually speaking of that pic, now I'm interested: wtf kinds of faces do you guys even make? I know my face is GRIM DETERMINATION, and I've started trying to fix that and make it something more light-hearted.
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>>697404033
I came for gay furry porn, not this repulsive shit
>>697403537
I mean
who DOESNT love creampuffs?
>>697404097
I dont
>>697403826
But if we do that then how will I post my butt
>>697403987
I don't know exactly, I've never recorded my face. But I've been told it's a cute look of desperation. :3
>>697403718
Teach me your ways sensei <3
>>697403987
So far I haven't done any with my face in them, just to be sure. Since I usually take pics of my ass/me fucking my ass, I wouldn't know what faces to make
>>697403537
REALLY considering that plane ticket
>>697404249
hm, alright I guess.
I have a god awful sweet tooth, so I guess thats that
>>697404427
One lesson at a time! Gotta start slow and gentle~
>>697404521
Post 'em :3
>>697404609
You'd probably regret it anyway.
>>697404689
I prefer beer, though beer at the fair is super fucking expensive.
>>697405100
I know, I'm just having wishful thinking.
>>697404521
Well I don't mean in videos, more just when pleasuring yourself. Each time I see a pic of someone having private time they all have a weird kind of "dazed happiness" face. Nothing like the face I make.
>>697405008
How 'bout you start with lesson number one~
>>697405281
You should fantasize about better things like snektits or anything else. You're kinda setting the bar low.
