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>>697385890
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Saber claim
Kyouko claimed.
>>697391750
Forgot the usual disgusting early bake.
>Ran claimed
Greatswords are fun
Rem claimed
still here
and
>>697391372
im lost now
Gotta go slow?
>>697391257
as much as is fround on now a days I love edgy shit guess im E D G E
>>697391347
yui was just trying to be nice and give me a little present.
I'll kiss it better~
>Mercy claimed
Hotaru claimed
>>697391632
mandatory cc claim
>>697391347
thank you
>>697391372
i have full body pics of him on my broken flashdrive.
i'll never share them as he made me promise (and i was talked out of it as we thrive of our semi anonymity)
>>697391401
idk, just ask eu to put you in.
we respect our fallen, not walk on their graves.
>>697391741
By desecrating 2 important members of the community. Yui should know better.
>>697391888
Found a ton more! Collecting it all now thanks friend
>>697391128
Nice try
>>697391847
Check em', unranked pleb.
>>697392094
3rd roll
>>697392200
>doubledubs
C H E C K E D
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>>697391847
FUCK my first bake was 1 post early
DAMN IT
Was expecting the thread to move faster than it was
>>697392200
Well rolled closet chuuni
>>697391888
Well I guess no one can steal her now.
>LEWD TO CELEBRATE
>>697391897
We'd probably have to destroy evidence and anything that said we existed on Earth, if not then I guess a left nut or something.
>>697392011
I'd imagine a good deal what he looks like, but I could be wrong.
>>697392094
No probs m8
697391741
Nothing wrong with edginess. It seems to me it's odd it got singled out over all the other genres/story settings/personalities. I mean, in many cases edge is arguable more understandable than a lot of undercooked character archetypes.
>>697392200
Dubs dubs checked.
>>697392418
Shamefur dispray.
whats up faggots? how is everyone? still mentally unstable?
>>697392496
for 2 people thats not hard for the rest of it. yeah...
>>697392283
How many times you gonna try?
>>697392496
Nice trips and good job securing your waifu for life
>>697391907
>tfw can't quote properly
For Fucks Sake>>697392574
>>697392011
well hes not here anymore so i cant
>>697392025
does it really matter guys just dont save it
>>697392398
that hate fucking stuff you uh want to talk about it
>>697392607
most mentally stable anon reporting
Right, I spoke to Eu, everything's been sorted out.
Forgot I posted it. I can make something else instead.
>>697392607
nobody likes you
>>697392607
>ceiling
>fine
>yes
And you?
>>697392747
oh hey I saw it no need to worry was going to reply with a yes you are correct
>>697392740
1-2 rolls per thread probably
>>697392797
*forget.
>>697392607
Never less stable than I am now.
Doing good I guess.
>>697392891
I like him more than you. One of my favorite anon's in thread, in fact.
>>697392607
>mentally unstable
That's not even the beginning of it.
>>697392762
I dunno. I just get off on being violent during sex. I wanna strangle a bitch half to death while I fill her with baby-juice. ... Is that abnormal/unhealthy?
>>697392200
Checked
>>697392582
Forgive me Kyouko sama for I know not what I did ;-;
>>697392797
sorry I got you in trouble yui guess eu doesnt like esdeath anon :(
>>697393075
Nah, his reasoning is that it is his work, and doesn't exactly want people making changes too it.
Anyway, do you have a lurk picture?
My God.
What is the point of these threads?
This has to be the stupidest thing on 4chan, and that's a real accomplishment.
>>697393063
You'll do better next time.
Claimed.
>>697393075
Baaaaka, it's not that Eu doesn't like you, it's Eu just doesn't like their thing to be taken away from them~
>>697392496
he's short, cute,
his hair is semi short,
his lips are thin,
brown hair,
thin nose,
decent weight, not fat but not skelly,
pretty much looks like the average college student.
>>697392762
he is, he's just not in this thread.
he comes back now and again.
>>697393037
meh just dont rape and if you do make sure to get away with it and make sure the bitch deserved it.
Then you got me who is the opposite want a girl to beat me to death I mean I cant even find one of my fetishes would have to go to the dark web for that we are special anon
Don't respond to him guys.
We don't want unnecessary attention.
>>697392943
Sigh you will never get it anyways
>>697392607
Doing fine, you?
>>697392718
I'm confused by what you mean.
>>697392740
Show me the legs that aren't that lewd pls?
>>697393197
/b/ was a stupid accomplishment
>>697393397
I imagined him with a Billy May's beard, idk why
Hey what's a good memay
>>697393615
My life :^)
>>697393193
lurk pic? I dont lurk much....at all tbh
>>697393312
Hey it's best... necromancer?
>Been a while since I've seen it forgive me
>>697393546
ive been lost too just hoping it would make sense
>>697393539
I will if i keep trying
Also i found this image of us on the internet
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>>697393714
A picture along the lines of this.
Anything of that nature?
>>697391632
any who is willing to do this
>>697392912
browsing cringe threads.
>>697393887
ill see what i can do one sec
>>697393546
Heres some possibly non lewd legs. Depends on how you look at it.
>>697392797
I didnt mean to sound like a jerk, I just dont like it when shit gets done without the owners permission.
>>697393312
Good to see Eu in thread, Eu.
>>697393546
Hmm lemme see
>>697393827
Oh yeah I have that picture its adorable
>>697394054
I only browse this and rekt.
>>697393840
DAMMIT ANON
He's like a little babby, if you ignore him he won't stay here.
Give him attention and you welcome destruction upon us all.
>>697393546
so did i, before he opened up to me, at least a little.
>>697394119
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>>697394102
You had an image of me without my permission?
>>697394114
Good taste
>>697393197
>what are fluffy abuse threads for $1000
mine and only mine. <3333
>>697394114
same
>>697393484
Nah man. As much as I fantasize about it, actual rape is wrong. That's why we have hammy porn actors and girlfriends who love rape-play. What really fucks me up is piling my loli fetish on top of that and remembering my hate-boner for people who hurt kids.
>>697394114
>browse this, YLYL, cringe and sometimes rekt
>browse the odd discussion thread
Yeah they exist but they're rare.
>>697394244
ANON, IF YOU KEEP RESISTING I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHOOT
>>697394336
now THAT'S autistic. good god.
>>697394409
AM I BEING DETAINED???
>>697394099
Yeah yeah, it's fine, I wasn't thinking straight.
>>697394066
Anything with that style atleast, I can edit it.
>>697394099
That's a nice pose. Oh, andthere's a store not too far from me that has some really nice figures of your waifu
>>697394102
Feet, eh? Not my thing but oh well
>>697394148
I would assume he's nice, but has some problems with his own life. I'm not gonna go too far into this, so if you'd like to cease conversation with him, it's fine
>>697394504
No, you're being Micheal Brown'd
![IMG_1455 [209587].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k0WdYox.jpg "IMG_1455 [209587].jpg")
>>697394336
that draing suck but I feel ya famm
slurp slurp
>>697394102
>>697394247
Btw im pic related but i dont post on threads as her
>>697394409
>mfw Crescent Rose probably fires .50BMG or 14.5mm AT rounds at the speed of fuck
>mfw the recoil should break her shoulder and liquify her organs if it's strong enough to propel her
>mfw RT can't into basic fucking physics and common gun knowledge and I love RWBY anyway
>>697394436
Probably being facetious.
>>697394336
>>697394436
For a 3DPD lizard, she's not the worst looking thing in the world.
>>697394357
lucky you a lot of sub girls and not a lot of dommies so you will never be in short supplies like myself. least their is no killing in your porn people tend to hate you when you get off to um....crush or giantess
>>697393801
Yes yes, Eu is best Necromancer~
Eu thinks it's time to watch it again~
>>697394099
It's always nice to visit and see all the cute waifus~
>>697392797
>>697393075
Here you go~
And don't worry, Eu isn't mad at you, Yui~
>>697394336
literally every highschooler anime weeb draws like this lmayo
>>697394678
Yeah i mean its hlaf of me so I took it mate
>>697394622
Sorry Rem I will see if I can find someting else
>>697391632
i'd let her stick that umbrella up my ass and open it
>>697394809
Yeah you're probably right. I'm gonna start again now
>Wasn't here when you made this
>Saber is already there
>Original Saber anon is gone
Well at least I can pick up the legacy
>>697394622
your right he does have some problems in his life, he hinted at it before and i think its the reason he left.
he also made it seem like he was lying the whole time but i think that was because he didn't want to hurt any of us in him leaving.
he deleted me on the same day so i never got to ask him about it, shame.
>>697394768
I can't actually keep a woman. And not many get off on their boyfriend choking them unconscious during sex. Or on having the piss beaten out of them in public and then proceeding to be fucked on top of the bar and passed around like a joint. Or being tied up for free use somewhere public. Or being locked in tiny cages and basically getting tazed all the time. I can't find women who cater to that shit outside of fucking Kink dot com.
>>697395190
Okay, now that's fucked up.
>>697394754
>Physics
>anime
These are basically mutually exclusive
Stella's mine
if trips to i'll commit heresy lol
>>697394675
cora is the baye
Post a lurk picture, and I an add you in.
And yeah, I made this one.
>>697395544
>Yui
>>697394589
honestly the closest i could get to her peaking do you just need a white background?
>>697395371
great tastes although its just as hard finding a girl who will do those things to me :(
>>697395180
Rem's legs will wait for you then
>>697395238
I guess his happiness partially came from these threads, but wasted the majority of his time to something he'd never thought he was dedicated to. And I think he removed you because he wouldn't want questioning, especially to someone he's gotten close to.
>just a guess
>>697395487
You're late, aren't you?
>>697394754
To be fair, hunters in RWBY have auras that probably work like ki in DBZ, and Rubys particular special ability is hyper speed/mobility.
It's not THE most unbelievable power system.
>>697395487
again
>>697395544
I guess you want it to be a minute and a half of scrolling then?
>>697395544
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>>697395628
But I just gave you some
Howdy, all. It's 5am currently and it's the 3rd sleepless night in a row.
No, I can't think straight anymore, I think I might just drop dead in a week or two if this keeps up.
>>697395534
Ew fucking lolli
>>697395544
Ayy you got Ui
RIP Ui
>>697395628
Well i sure am
>>697395544
Lurk pic?
Hope this counts
>>697395544
Scrolling through that gave me an orgasm tbh
>>697395839
Technically, she's about 60 yrs old today...
>>697395544
Does this one work~?
Well, gotta leave for an indefinite amount of time because my router is shitting itself again.
Could be 5 minutes or 5 days.
>>697395487
Roll for stella lewds
>>697395544
>lurk picture is made of active posters
ffs
>>697395826
I don't pay attention sometimes, and that's a nice little pose.
>>697395853
You were out doing life things, I guess?
>>697396191
Riiiiight?
>>697396238
why hello their pink haired beauty
>>697395544
How about this?
>>697396238
Spotted
QOTT - LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
>>697396673
>
:^)
>>697396673
I tried.
>>697396216
Thank you ren as is yours!
>>697396238
I fucking see you love~
>>697396673
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>>697395375
Yeah but within reasonable suspension of disbelief. RWBY takes my suspension of disbelief and stretches it from here to the moon, and then it gets halfway back again before it snaps.
>>697395670
Aura is basically shown to function like ki. But ki doesn't make a weapon have variable recoil. Assuming Ruby uses the same load in her ammo all the time, the same round that sends her flying through the air should also knock her on her ass. Her legs are very long and sexy, giving her a high center of gravity. She should be easy to knock over by hand, forget firing an anti-mat, possibly anti-tank rifle from a stand. Yang's gauntlets should dislocate her shoulders and break her arms from wrist to socket. Blake and Weiss have the closest things to weapons that would ever work in any setting that mirrored reality in even the slightest, most tangential way, at least out of Team RWBY. Ren's submachine guns are definitely kinda workable. And mobility does not give you the ability to stand up to the recoil from the kind of round that, need I remind you, can kill vehicles like armored humvees and god damn school buses. This is my ONE huge beef with RWBY. THE ONE THING
>>697396673
Husbando
specisl sauceke
>>697396673
Hey Anons i am really sad i have finished watching my last anime and i have nothing else to see, any recommendations? if it is hareem it would be nice and romantic
>>697395544
here
>>697396216
Nah i just did some other things on my computer
>>697395544
Mistakes realized, here's one I'm too lazy to crop.
>>697395628
i think he removed me because we got really close and he didn't want to feel he hurt me.
but i know he will come back some day, he missed me while i was gone, and i'm missing him.
i bet he misses this place and lurks here sometimes.
got i miss him.
>>697396437
Hello ice lady with cowtits
>>697396560
>>697396796
!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWNnGrSOPo
>>697396673
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>>697396869
Isshuukan Friends is quite an enjoyable watch, it's a romance, but not a harem.
>>697396673
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>>697396857
SUCK IT UP PRINCESS, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT! NOW LEMME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE
>>697396673
That's not a war face, this is a war face
>>697396925
Spooky~
>>697397021
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>>697396976
I would imagine, he's lurking, at coming across this very post. Hopefully he doesn't tear up.
>>697396845
you're like an ugly, AIDS- infected ho tryna sell her ozzing green pussy with your art:
NO ONE WANTS IT
>>697396986
>Isshuukan Friends
Thanks i will try it right now
>>697396673
"i am the end"
>>697396982
the arent that big you jerk
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>>697396673
Get scared
>>697396673
>>697397250
Don't lie
Those are fucking bigger than mount rushmore
>>697396963
Already got you in, all good.
>>697396452
Thanks.
You're in.
>>697396090
Eh, if you want you're head split into two.
Can't have any of it cut off, sorry.
>>697395826
Same thing here, sorry.
>>697395617
Perfect, thank you.
>>697396982
oh shi-
>>697397175
knowing him, he will.
he's got a soft heart.
probably struggling to not post rn.
>>697397479
>Hiding
>Shadow 100%
>>697397455
yeah mama has big fun bags that for sure
>>697397463
thanks cant wait to see it!
>>697397463
This?
>>697397463
What about this one~?
>>697397463
Yay, ty
>>697397523
...Hopefully he doesn't cry buckets. (Hand, sorry if you are)
>>697397463
How about this?
>>697397628
W.where did she go? Who's footprints are these?
>>697397899
Wonderfulness!
>>697397107
"I was lookin' for bitches but they had that carpet shit all over them and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was the eyes and that wasn't enough for me, cause you know shit I'm lookin' at the eyes, the eyes be pretty and I take the carpet off and then I got a tragedy."
-Ed Wuncler iii
>>697397898
>Behind you
>Surprise love hug~
>>697396747
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>>697396796
TRY AGAIN YOU PUKES
>>697396802
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>>697397446
THOSE ARE ACCEPTABLE. EMROY SMILES ON YOU.
>>697397354
YOU WIN ALL WAR FACES. I MEAN HOLY FUCKING TITS ON A GROWN POTATO.
>>697395544
does this works?
>>697398184
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>>697396845
wold bang the jackect though
Pico.
>>697398133
Ah fuck! Trying to scare the hell out of me?
>>697398184
> Uh alright
>>697398115
Well, that's a known unknown. You know you don't know. Only one way to find out. Better to face a known unknown that you can make known than deal with unknown unknowns! The shit you don't even know you don't know! ... 'Sup, Ed?
>>697398184
DAMN STRAIGHT!
>Rory Rory, I can become the Ryosuke!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/5679546787.html
>>697397228
In you, it doesn't even matter
>>697397877
oh he is, probably filled the tub with his tears.
>>697398184
thank you
>>697398763
kek
>>697398759
Whats with that file name?
>>697398763
Because she tried so hard and got so far?
