ITT: The fastest, easiest ways you have made money.
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ITT: The fastest, easiest ways you have made money.
>sold some oregano to a middle schooler for $20
gambling. most texas holdem cash games. not high stakes but i made 10k in one night once
>mowed a neighbors lawn for $25 multiple times but actually just hired a mexican for $15 to do it for me
>>697389332
that's from a movie you fucking faggot
bought BTC in 2011 and sold for 250% gains
Donate plasma for 50 each time. Can go twice a week.
flipped a porsche carrera from an auction with flood damage and sold to chinese buyer for 40k profit
I found $100 bucks on the ground at Sea World once
>be in nice country club
>man compliments me on watch
>offers to buy it from me
>I give him my number
>sell him fake rolex for 8k
>suckstosuck
>>697389260
going to work
>Got hit by dumbass while riding a motorcycle.
>6 months later got a check for 150k
>>697390274
what injuries did you have?
>>697389260
Got a job with a corporation
>140k salary
>3 hours of actual work in 8 hour day
>socash
>>697389260
pretty self explanatory.
>>697390481
What type of work are you earning royalties from?
>>697389260
Just started a veiled beg thread on /b/. Works every time
>>697390381
Broken hip, 2 broken ribs, broken wrist, broken pelvis, and a mild concussion. Hip required surgery and rehab.
>>697390650
sync rights
side jobs, being an automotive mechanic= easy side jobs on weekends for cash
did 1 hour of work for a rich older lady yesterday and she gave me $200 cash and a mint '84 Lincoln Continental that was in her garage
>>697390712
ow, would you do it again if you knew you would get paid?
Meet this kid I fucking hate in college. He's fucking great at electronics/fixing shit in general, but he will pick fights over everything and has the biggest ego I've ever encountered. I end up buying a bunch of broken laptops(Literally over 40), for less than $150. I ask him to fix them, and after him bragging about how good he is, he gives them to me the next weekend and I sell them for a total of $600.
sold " grey goose" to dumb college kids but it was actually refilled with kirkland vodka through a brita filter
sold water bottles once at a parade $2 each, made $500 easy that morning
>>697391099
No it was pretty awful. My wrist never healed properly and I struggled with a pain med addiction for a while.
>>697389692
Homeless here. I do this so I can eat. But at every single blood/plasma center I have researched (six different companies), it's $50 a pop only for the first 5 donations, then it depends on your body weight. For 150 lbs+, it's $25/35 alternating if both done in the same week, with occasional bonuses offered. <150lbs, only $15/25.
I once sucked a dick for $250
>>697392320
How are you homeless and browsing /b/
>>697392696
You can be homeless and have a phone or computer and find free wifi.
>>697390800
what are sync rights?
>>697392953
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronization_rights
A guy gave me 30€ thinking it was mine and it felt from my pocket. It wasn't. So I said "thanks" and I left.
>>697392800
But where do you live?
If i were homeless, the last thing i would do is browse and post on a pakistan kite building forum like this.
>>697392696
>>697392800
Have a small laptop (my most valuable possession, actually), use library/coffeeshop/etc free wifi. At McDonalds now. Going back to my tent in the woods in a few minutes. Life sucks.
>>697389260
robbery.
>>697393521
What area do you roam about? You never know who could be around to help
Last Year I stared a small business.
Originally I was looking for the cheapest way to get E Liquid for vaping and I ended up buying a do it yourself kit. So I also started selling to some friends.
With tweeking everything and doing the math I was able to make a Bottle for about $2 and sell it for 20$
it took about 2 minutes to make a bottle so.... there you go. The only issue was that I did spend a lot of money for the upfront cost of supplies.
Lets say you have 5 customers that are repeats. Say they are heavy users so they each buy 2 bottles a month. That's $200 a month from 5 people and literally 30 minutes of work.
>>697389815
I found 150$ on the ground at McDonald's
>>697389260
Rented your mom out. I've made money easier with your dad.
>>697393687
I don't vape, but this sounds neat as fuck. Care to tell the recipe / process?
>>697389260
Take it up the shitter
>played acoustic music in a winery
>50-100 an hour in tips
>>697393446
Reading books, downloading and watching TV & movies, browsing the interweb are my only forms of entertainment left, and frankly, the only thing I have to live for. Sad, huh?
>>697389260
Swapping out fake £20's I bought for £5 each for real ones in a high end hotel where I worked the bar one night, musta walked away with about £8000 in profit across the night, wish that guy would visit the pub again
>>697394021
Until u took t up the shitter right ?
>>697393687
>>697393912
seconding
vape industry is a growing business, and it will only grow more
can you tell us your process?
>>697393912
mostly its all the same.
for a 50ml bottle most of it is going to be a PV/VG Base. You can buy a liter for 30 - 40$
39ml Base
6ml nicotine (100mg Nic )
5ml flavor
Flavor is almost always 10%
the nicotine is usually the most expensive stuff but you can get it cheap in bulk, I bought it by the Liter. The flavor bottles are usually 2 - 5$ a bottle. but your only using very little of it.
I always measured with cooking syringes and I always ordered off e cig express. Tons of flavors but but sometimes youre better off waiting for stuff to go on sale. If you have 100$ you can start a small business tonight!
>>697394393
The process mostly involves up the shitter
>>697394539
Cheers for the info! Any advice on flavors> What're your favorites or highest sellers?
>>697394738
Shit flavor's off the chain
>>697393521
That sucks, man. I hope you can find your way out of that mess
>>697394393
within 2 years the FDA will have destroyed 99% of vaping, btw. check the bill. unless you're eurofags then you're lucky
>>697393684
Doubtful... have tried to get help from every government, public, private, religious program and charity that exists. Seems I don't "qualify" for anything. I'm in Orlando FL, btw. Used to have a good job, many friends, nice car, nice place to live; gradually, over the last few years, lost everything. Don't drink, no drugs, not mentally ill, either. Probably gonna pack it in pretty soon. Thanks for caring, though.
Flashed my dick to a gay co worker for 50$
>>697390800
HOW DO I OWN MUSIC ASSHOLE
>>697395021
Yes pack that fudge waaaaay in
>>697390274
Same happened to me almost
>be 16
>get hit by a car when he was at fault
>30k trust fund
Ez
>>697389473
Kek
>>697395021
Shit. I hate hearing people go through that. I know my words may not mean much but I wish you the best. I think everyone can turn things around.
As sappy as it sounds, but I really do believe so.
>>697395021
do you have good credit?
Steal from liquor stores and re-sell bottles for a lower price
>>697389260
Human feces sifter. 20k a year.
>>697390481
Can a rich anon donate like 2$ for my paypal? i'll appreciate it.
Oh, and i once scammed some guy on reddit.
Sent pictures of my friend's new PC and told him it was on sale, he gave me like 400$ on paypal then i blocked him and changed all my accounts and info, it took me like 3 days though.
>>697395815
my dumbass forgot to link my paypal
paypal.me/Garni
>>697393521
New homeless here too. How old? Do you work, what do you do to clean yourself, and I have a car. Recommendations please. Also I'm 18.
>>697394277
>>697395241
Glad you're amusing yourself (but no one else) at another's misfortune. Too bad you don't have the wit to actually say something funny. But, hey, that's what /b/ has always been about, right? Hope you get hit by a car tomorrow. Hell, I hope *I* do.
>>697395932
get a gym membership to shower in, sleep in car/ outside, make friends with college kids during school year and offer to pay few bucks for their buffet meal plan, if you have a car, maybe get a friend to help you make an uber account then drive for them
Worked on Google/Bing's quality control. At one point they were giving me £0.20 per image for identifying if an image was Brittany Spears or not.
>>697396160
>uber
I didn't think of that. But I have 4 different jobs but uber could be a very good idea. It doesn't help that I live out of my car though. Maybe look around for storage where I can put my belongings?
>>697395021
Find a way to make it to Australia, and I'll put you up in my house and find you some work/feed you.
>>697396341
Storage facilities aren't too expensive. Look into that
>>697396160
how did you end up homeless?
>>697395398
Thanks, man.
>>697395420
Not any more.
>>697395932
I'm old. Try to find odd jobs where I can, sell blood plasma, sometimes have to resort to panhandling (Homeless-Hungry-Please Help sign). Live in tent deep in woods, shower there too, eat cheapest foods. At my age, and all the shit I've been through, I just don't have it in me to struggle on much further. At only 18, you still have hope and possibilities. Good luck.
>>697396695
How long have you been homeless? And where you from? I'm really just green and I'm in between being super homeless because my parents are rich as fuck. My dad's company is about to become and IPO and I don't get money from them, which is fair, just fyi. Mommy and daddy have monies and I don't know what they are about in regards to taking me back or putting me through college.
>>697396998
Not to much hope. You ever consider suicide or is it to soon? I don't want to live without being loaded. Dead or success for me I think. But in willing to play the waiting game for rn to see what my parents do. Been out of the house for 2 months now though just as fyi.
>>697397047
if you say you are passionate about something, they will probably help you with college then you can be independent there and have fun. Make an effort and do research about where you want to go and what subjects you would wanna do. Be familiar with the dates, application process, and prices.
>>697397414
I've already been accepted into college. University of Alabama for Sports Management. I was supposed to go down for orientation August 8th. Haven't been in the house or much contact with parents since June 6th tho. Issues with living with them caused me to dip.
>>697397047
I'm not homeless but I'm trying to help. I live in Southern Cali in LA County. There are a lot of storage facilities near here and they go for cheap.
>>697389260
Killed a dude for $1,250,000.
Went through old people communities and hung up televisions on the wall for $50 each. Many had 2 to 4 per house. And once they get your number they gave it to friends.
>>697389260
Right here
bit ly 2arPcou
>>697397831
>monopoly money
>rich
>>697389260
Basically driving people on the weekends, if they're going to a party or the club etc. Taxis are really fucking expensive in my country, So I've made some decent bank for it. Best I've made was about $400 for 3 hours, pretty decent.
>>697398273
Who said anything about being rich dickhead?
It's still $900,000USD or $118,000,000AUD.
>>697396641
That's mighty kind of you, and I've always wanted to go to Oz, but I don't see that happening. Thanks anyway.
>>697396160
>>697396695
That wasn't me, but if you can afford a gym membership, fuel and insurance for your car, and a storage unit, these are good suggestions. Be careful about storage areas, though; miss one payment, and they'll sell your stuff. That's how I lost the last of possessions.
>>697396931
How? I wonder that myself sometimes. It's too long a story to tell here. Basically, a string of bad decisions, misplaced trust, and bad luck, compounded by bad timing.
>>697397047
With your young age, and a rich family (even if temporarily alienated), you really aren't facing the end of the world. get through it, you'll be ok.
>>697397831
top kek, this guy pays employees in cash, nice try pay roll anon. If not payroll, he sells high value items like euro car parts, a battery for an audi sets you back like ~1000 in nz.
Fuck out of here./
Every winter I buy 20 air conditioners on Kijiji for around $50 each and stack them in an empty room in my apartment.
I clean, restore cracks, and generally prepare them for sale in the summer, and sell them for $200+ each.
It's good money alongside my job for the minimal effort and amount of time I spend every year doing it.
>>697397650
Time for a conversation with them, as dreadful as that seems..
>>697397831
How does one find someone who will pay for murder?
>>697395909
Fuck off.
>>697398617
Good people get fucked over in life. I'm willing to stay and hear your story.
>>697390091
I'll take "things that never happened" for $500, alex
>>697397773
I'm from Massachusetts. Everything is expensive for someone my age lol
>>697398566
>being this butthurt
>>697398625
>battery for an audi sets you back 1000
>>697398726
I've done a bit of business in my life and I know a lot of people.
>>697398617
why dont you max out a credit card and then just leave the country for Australia?
>>697398950
What means of transportation do you have? Look up storage prices by state and migrate to the least expensive. I think it's a good service, homeless or no.
>>697389260
apps
done 10k/day before
>>697398820
As am I. I'm the 18yr old homeless anon btw.
>>697399054
How dangerous or risky was murdering your target? I mean getting caught and getting killed yourself.
>>697399239
???
>>697389260
mowed/cleaned old rich people's lawns for $40. up to $120 a day in the summer for minimal work... good shit
>>697399054
>doesn't understand figure of speech
Also my audi battery was ~300 aftermarket for a diesel.
Where do you work nz anon
>>697399170
Car is in shop after I got in a pretty bad crash. Father was kind and got me a rental for the week free of charge.
>>697394539
>a liter for $30-$40
Nigga you can get a goddamned gallon for $25 from the flavor apprentice, it's under the diluting liquids section
>>697397831
respekt anon
>>697399270
At the risk of the anti-USA / Military anons coming out of the woodwork, have you ever thought about the military?
A good recruiter can really turn your life around. If you're 18, you are in the perfect time of your life to do something like join and change it.
>>697399319
Killing the target was easy, the hard part was killing the target.
>>697395021
How does this happen if you're not a drug addict? You don't have any family or friends that would take you in? And you can't find ANY jobs? I find this hard to believe.
>>697399611
kek
>>697399450
A rental helps but since you have to return it, it isn't optimal to go far. I hate the bus, but Greyhound got me home for cheap after I left Chicago.
>>697398625
cunt your fucked, here in straya they 60 fucking bucks. mate im gunna start shipping them over to you dickheads cos fuck i didnt know you needed a gold plated battery to fit an audi. here i was under the impression that the starter motor draws about 12v and 500ish cca, just like your average commodore battery. moral of the story is you dont know shit why talk out your ass on the internet, do you feel like a big man making shit up.
>bought 100 grams of MDMA
>cut it 20%
>sold it in 2 months
>>697398711
We have meetings with therapist/mediator set up that happen almost bi-weekly. Ultimately I'm desperate for a home rn, so I'd accept a ticket back in but won't ask for one. Also, again, we would all love to hear your story. And just as well, I would tell mine, albeit more brief due to the brevity of my homeless ness.
>>697399319
It was relatively risky, gangs were involved and there was a lot of room for error, I'm not going to disclose too much information.
>>697399364
Never heard that figure of speech before, I think you mean an exaggeration.
>>697399512
:)
>>697399611
This isn't me hahaha
>>697399513
I have contemplated navy. I went in, took tests, and auto qualified for nuclear engineering. 12k signing bonus if I decide to enroll. 90k a year. But 6 year commitment and I have to live in fucking boats and shit.
Ask my grandparents for it.
>>697389260
Selling crack when I was young
>>697399924
As someone who is in and has a close friend who's a Nuke, do it. You don't have to be a Nuke, it's hard fucking work no lie.
But you can join and have a large selection of jobs. If you made qualification for Nuke then you can be anything in the Enlisted Navy. You could work primarily in Aircraft or shore duty with specific job.
Dank memes
>>697399791
How can i get involved in that business and murder someone for that much?
>>697400304
Start off by murdering your cat Mittens, and move on from there.
Bought candy bar and got 1 pence back so I got a candy bar and a penny in like 30 sec dat shit was wikid
>>697400242
Only reason I would do it is the money, so I would choose whatever is the most profitable the quickest. I'm kinda trying to possibly drink myself to death with whatever money I can acrue.
$10000 signing bonus for my first job a few weeks after finishing grad school.
Pretty much bought me everything in my house and then some. Nice to have after being a starving college student for 6 years.
Broke college kid here, how do I make fast cash legally?
>>697398711
If homeless anon is still mcdicks, I know other Anons and I would like to hear your story. Again, I'll say mine if necessary.
>>697400710
Prostitute yourself.
>>697400304
I've been around gangs since I was young, grew up around them and I've been offered opportunities that could change my life on several occasions. The methamphetamine business over here in New Zealand is unbelievably huge and there's a lot of money to be made.
>>697400489
Once again just ignore this cunt lol.
>>697400565
Nuke's make amazing money but it isn't quick. Not by a long shot. You'd have to go through a difficult A-School right after Boot Camp, which can be harder for some people, but it's not overall difficult.
I think if you joined you'd get an amazing turn around in your life and possibly a new outlook. I'm not out here to recruit anyone for any reason. I just genuinely believe that.
>>697400862
Ugly 5'7 manlet but have 7" dick, and I said legally fam
Gotta save up for a new car cause old one is trashed. Pretty much bumming around rn. Suggestions?
>>697398820
>>697398820
Only one person fucked me over, which started the snowball rolling, I guess, and I'll have to trust Karma to catch up with her. The rest was mostly just bad luck piling up. I have led a pretty long and damn interesting life, though, learned and laughed and loved a lot, done some amazing things, tried my best to be good man, even saved several people's lives at different times. If God existed, I'd be pretty pissed at him for the way things have turned out for me.
Thanks again /b/ro, for offering, but it's getting late here and I need to start the long walk back to my tent. I wish you, and everyone else here, well. Thanks for the laughs and feels over the years, /b/.
Peace out.
>>697401034
Hey man, getting fucked in the ass by strangers for money is as legal as it gets.
Sold a Pepe for $15
>>697400878
I'm aware of the process. Who makes the most money in the navy, and also as a Nuke what is salary? Weekly, monthly, etc? And id appreciate exact figures but I respect your privacy.
>>697401287
Not here in South Carolina fam, shits illegal and family will disown me
>>697401103
How trashed are we talking? If it's fixable, that's a start. If not, what is your situation like?
>>697401255
I want to like start you a go fund me page smh. I need the money too but fuck it I'm 18
>>697399924
>Do it
>In for a lot of suck, but together with other people in for a lot of suck
>Get paid
>Don't do it
>In for a lot of suck, but alone and on the streets
>Get nothing
Use your brain and hope Clinton doesn't get into office.
>>697390800
Can you be my mentor anon?
>>697401480
Listen bruh, I've been prostituting myself for 5 years now and let me tell you, it's the easiest way to make bank and it's totally 100% legit. Mind you, the law may disagree, but that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
>>697389260
easiest way? pay $40k for bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering, get job in oil and gas, go from making $30k waiting tables to $85k first year. job is easy, no risk, no labor, doesn't take a smart guy to do it. just have to be willing to do bullshit work to get a piece of paper that shows you're at least not a complete retard
>>697401612
That made me smile hahaha
I'm just hesitant to make the 6yr commitment. I'm gonna wait it out and see if my parents offer college and other stuff.
>>697401404
I'm not a nuke, I'm an IS. I work Intelligence and that's the most I can say. Salary however is public information and I'll gladly give you the figures;
Yearly: Between $60k - 100k a year with sign on bonuses ranging from 10k-15k. These include reenlistment bonuses after terms expire.
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/US-Navy-Nuclear-Engineer-Salaries-E41451_D_KO8,24.htm
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Nuclear_Engineer/Salary
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=19&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjBp7Kwm5_OAhVL-GMKHVlOCQ4QFgiJATAS&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bls.gov%2Fooh%2Farchitecture-and-engineering%2Fnuclear-engineers.htm&usg=AFQjCNHqxhA19n0rVingBsdb6mZwLz5Jmw
>>697393521
Dude go to the covenant house if you're in Orlando they will house you and feed you. If you have a car don't leave it parked outside theyll tow it find the home depot or one of the close places hope this helps I've been there bro
>>697390712
yeah you got fucking screwed in that deal. good grief. if I get injured on the bike, my insurance will cut me a check for $1k for every day in the hospital, $10k per broken bone, etc.
that's before I bleed their insurance company dry
100 dollars as a down payment for a murder never commited
>>697401813
unemployed mech here
even with a mech degree all my job opportunities have ended up in software
maybe if you live in japan it's worth it but NA
you're better off in medicine or computers
>>697389260
Set up a network firewall and Dell hardware Xenserver with 2 virtual servers, a basic domain and file shares. Charged $3500 plus expenses, worked half the weekend and ate for free.
>>697401952
Fair enough. The numbers the navy guy gave me at my local place was 90k and 12k signing. After hearing those I'm kinda set on receiving those but I'd probably settle. The whole bummer is I want the 12k and like a month to spend some of it and then go to camp. Is that possible?
>>697401946
Other rates (jobs) in the Navy have shorter term commitments if the time frame turns you away. But the money has a lot of Nukes reenlisting. It's amazing pay.
>>697392516
tell me more
>>697389260
Correcting the record on /pol/
>>697390473
yes but how?
>>697394996
No. In Denmark, vaping with nicotine is illegal..
>>697396160
how about get a fucking job, your clever enough to find out ways to shit the system, use that skill to work at Mcdonalds or elsewhere
>>697402173
If I recall correctly you don't get the sign on bonus until you complete Boot Camp. But once you're done you should get about a few weeks freedom before committing to A-School.
I'm not going to lie and say you'll have a ton of time. The Navy basically needs to know you're committed before they give that sign on bonus.
>>697402129
moved stuff from 1st to 2nd floor fora wealthy couple for a few hours for like $40
>>697389692
this is a really good idea, thanks for your input
http://www.strawpoll.me/10884289
>>697402054
currently, you are not far off. I got laid off from oil and gas after working there two years (refining). switched to semiconductor industry. pay is nearly as good.
>>697402456
That's fair. Honestly it's not even my move at this point. If my parents step up and offer college, I accept that. If they dont, I sign with the navy guys. Make some money, and hey If I fucking hate it I kill myself. That's always been an option so, I think that's a good plan.
>>697402709
I can't say I like that last option. But you have options. If your parents don't pull through, the Military will become your family and take good care of you.
The benefits are great. Any exact salary compared to a civilian job is always better for the military since you'll be paying for less like food, housing, travel, that sort.
>>697402129
Oh and I set up a lady's home office with a new laptop and installed Office, Quickbooks and a new printer for $750 once. Took me maybe an hour and a half. I tell ya, if you can into computers there's plenty of small businesses that'll pay good money to have you do basic shit for them on a one-off basis.
>>697389260
Girlfriends boss knows i used to work pest control.
Had mice in several of his tenants' houses.
Paid me 200 bucks a house to clear em out.
Jokes on him, if you know whats up and the weather is warm, takes like 15 minutes of work to get a house mouse free.l unless you're unlucky.
So anyway I just got an insurance quote to start my own business..
>>697393521
I spent a year or so living like that when I was 18, lived back and forth between two close by Maccas for like 6 months, I stayed awake as long as possible because of seedy fucks until I started passing out every couple of minutes, woke up to find my laptop stolen, I know which fuckers did it too, they were these fuckass 16 year old douchemasters, they were the only ones who had disappeared and they were exactly the type to do it, they had been yelling at me to 'get a job' and 'stop being a bum'
>>697402387
Then why the fuck do people vape there?
>>697402927
Exactly. Exactly true. That is something I have noted. But actually, what can you tell me about leaving? And please don't sugar coat. Is there any way I can leave/opt out of the whole thing if I don't dig it? That is, without becoming a deserter. Any sort of paperwork or way to file through so that I don't necessarily have to seppuku? If no, please say so.
>>697401558
Totaled. Front end caved in
>>697403239
I've known a few people to get out on a "medical" after basically acting like huge crybabies but YRMV with that plan.
>>697403462
Yrmv?
>>697398566
Christ, bro. this is like some underbelly shit. how'd you get the job?
>>697403553
your results may vary
>>697402433
I'm not actually homeless friend. Just offering suggestions for those who could use advice.
I was never one to drink even in college, and everybody knew that. I'd go to the party or bar hangout that night and charge 50 a ride. Usually they'd forget they'd paid me and do it 2 or 3 more times and I would say nothing, just fake the money and put it down without a word
>>697389260
I follow this tipster, over 200 units in 30 days. I dunno how he does, but i have won 12.000€
https://greenwizard.blogabet.com/
>>697403641
Ah. Well thanks for the info. Now I play the waiting game and live like a piece of shit until somebody makes a move.
>>697397831
How did you arrange that? I've been looking for a way into that business for years
>>697403239
Leaving to Boot Camp was quick and easy. Your recruiters (after having done the whole process to get you ready to leave) send you to a hotel, you're then flown to whatever base you'll be training on (ROTC Great Lakes for the Navy) and they pick you up and set you up from there.
In Boot Camp if the stress is too much, talking to your command and simply saying you wish to go home is enough.
It gets difficult once your A-School and actual job begin. It's a case by case basis thing. Some rates (jobs) allow you to leave if you inquire the proper command, similar to boot camp. Other times it's not so simple and you'll have to go through a discharge process. A bad charge can ruin a lot in your life. But if you haven't done anything wrong and want out, there are programs that make it simple without fucking anything over.
Made a set of cassette tapes with the audio logs from Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker on them and sold them for hunderd 'n fitty bucks.
It wasn't quick, but I enjoyed it, so it was easy.
>>697399513
Been thinking of the marines, my dad did it, thoughts?
>>697389260
I follow this tipster, over 200 units in 30 days. I dunno how he does, but i have won 12.000€
https://greenwizard.blogabet.com/
>>697389260
>be me
>start small game company
>idea not great but investors like team
>half-mil investment scored, basically lucky
>work like dog about 2 years, 14-hour days
>right place right time
>sell out to larger game company for around 10 mil
ended up making about 2 mil personally and made some small-money investors pretty happy.
i feel what allowed us to do this was the hustle -- we worked hard af, followed the dream as hard as we could, and when the time was right we were there and ready to grab it. luck was a big factor but you gotta be ready and positioned when the luck comes.
>>697403111
They buy nicotine in Europe instead, but there has been debate about making nicotine in vaping illegal in whole europe. It's only a matter of time
>>697403875
Take up some free online courses. Learn a marketable trade / skill while you wait. You have a computer and have options.
If you're lazy, we can't help. But there are millions of things to learn
>>697400870
BP or MM? I imagine it'd be hard to get work if you weren't already involved
Short Stocks
Just gotta know how to use limit orders, stop loses.
>>697404130
fwiw, this does not qualify as "fast" to most people but you said "money" and i don't consider bullshit like regular jobs, 10K by buying Apple stock, etc. real money -- just chump change. if you meant "how can i get $100 fast to buy weed for next week" then say so.
>>697404047
Marines is tough physical labor. But not all of it. Ignore any banter from people that talk shit about any branch.
You can get desk jobs in the Marines, they need office workers, doctors, medics, mechanics, etc. So 'joining the Marines' isn't just a send off to a gun fight.
Each branch has different jobs that need to be filled.
>>697403861
Also
Back when I was in college typewriters were a new thing and few knew how to use them. The procrastinating stoners would beg me to type there chicken scratch and I would charge 5 a page sometimes writing 100 page essays in 15 minutes
the morning before their class
>>697404122
it seems legit
>>697395932
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronization_rights
I'll toss you a few bucks for a BJ. If you're a hot bitch I'll give you more for a lay.
Also, why would you not move into the country? There's farms as far as the eye can see, you think they notice if someone swipes a few ears of corn or a potato? Not to mention tons of abandonded farm houses you can squat in, and since the population density is so low you can easily B&E for some food/clothes from time to time
>>697404453
>robinhood
>acts like he has financial literacy
>buythedip
lol please
>>697403642
Never in my life heard of someone falsely claiming to be homeless to improve their credibility...
sold my lvl 25 pokeman go account for $600
bought 8 cheap android phones + battery pack, now spend all day walking around levelling them up to resell
>>697404940
I never claimed to be..
>>697403628
>>697403894
As I said, been involved with gangs for 23 odd years.
>>697404357
Headhunters.
>>697389260
$20 every week to bring my neighbors trash to the street
They were old so they couldn't move it. made easily $1500 in a year doing chores for them.
>>697389499
So it's not possible to do in reality? You dumb fuck...
>>697405521
I bought oregano from someone the first time i bought weed, lol.
When I was 16 I let some old man jerk me off for 80$
Picked a bunch of mushrooms in a cow field in Tampa and sold them in less than 24 hours for $1,200 to some fraternity guys.
>>697395021
I literally cannot comprehend how this could happen to a person (without drugs, drinking, or a mental or physical disability being involved).
You get a prepaid cell, you squat in a home under construction or for sale for a few months. Buy a decent change of clothes half off at Goodwill, toothpaste, toothbrush, razor, deodorant, soap at the dollar store or walmart, shave all your hair, get cleaned up in a river or whatever water you can find.
Put in apps to McDonalds, Wendys, Chipotle etc (only fast food places where you can eat for free), and give them your squatting address and prepaid phone number. Promise the world on an interview and almost guaranteed get one of the jobs. Hold it together and stay relatively clean for the next 2-3 weeks until you get your first paycheck and then find someone renting a shitty room in an apartment for like 150 a month.
After that just keep on top of things, buy a used bicycle, try and keep costs down, Either keep it up from there until you can be a manager, or find an entry level position somewhere that you can BS your way through the first few weeks.. no longer homeless.
No human can find a flaw with this plan.
>>697404122
i like bets. thx bro
Was at some redneck Amerifag deer-camp in the middle of nowhere with backwoods normie family.
Bet some other kids that I would lick the exposed brain of a deer that had been there for a week, had to keep my tongue there for 30 seconds. Easiest $100 I've ever made.
>>697405336
That's pretty much the answer I keep finding, that you just have to get lucky and know the right people
>>697406015
The flaw is availability of locations and opportunities. But if you're homeless with some assets I'd just trek somewhere else. Not saying your plan isn't good, just that no plan is flawless.
Wrote extensions for a high-end presentation software that sell for ~500 bucks per license. Still get royalty checks every three months.
>>697405336
Fucking hell, of course it's the Headhunters. Theyre fuckin brutal
>>697389260
Sold cocaine.
>>697399335
He's saying he wrote flappy bird
>>697389260
If you're also a califag try this:
Get medical weed license.
Buy weed by the pound.
Sell weed to high school kids at rip off rates.
>>697393687
>heavy user
>2 bottles a month
>more like 2 30ml bottles per week
I make liters of this shit , I sell it at 60$ for 200ml
>>697389260
I played a couple of gigs as a guitarist. I got to join a group that already did some local stuff so they got paid as a group $2000 for one show at the Wave, we split it 4 way. Got $500 for like an hour of my time for something I can do without thinking about it.
Stage-fright disappears real quick when it becomes a job. Unfortunately that dried up fast, only did a couple of shows before the egotistic singer ruined everything.
Before I could get anything else working rock was pretty much out.
But seriously, not much practice, $1500 and drinks and good times all from only a couple hours of work, late teens early twenties, this is an easy as hell way to meet girls too. God I wish I could have kept it up.
I tried teaching for a while after that, but it only paid $15 for a half hour and it's hard filling up time.
Even teaching beat the shit tier campus jobs. Ex I worked in the bookstore for min wage, some weeks I would only get 8 hours. $50 for over 10 hours of my time thanks to travel.
Meanwhile I teach guitar, a few people show up at my apartment and I go through stuff with them and show them next steps, I only need 4 people a week and 2 hours to make more money than the bookstore job.
a couple years back a well known mail order company kept calling my cell phone looking for some guy I didn't know that didn't pay his bill. After 22 calls over a weeks time, telling them to stop calling, sued over TCPA violations, walked away with 30k
>>697389692
You live in Sask?
>>697401255
Anyone else think this story sounds like bullshit now? Lack of details always makes a story seem made up
wish i could stumble on one of these ways to make a lot of money for doing almost nothing. Im 23 and live with my mom, never had a job...turning 24 soon. I have a speech impediment that makes me look literally retarded. Like, people think im actually mentally challenged when I try to talk. I can never get a job, and its caused me to have crippling social anxiety.
>>697408105
That's most people, you have to just go out into public and act like someone else, practice at bars. If you make a fool of yourself, leave no one will ever remember you.
>>697406256
I'm not sure what you mean by this, all of the opportunities I mentioned are fairly ubiquitous, you might have to hike a few days to a more expedient location but thats what public libraries are for, to help you find the information you need to make it happen.
As far as the initial assets you need (say.. 75 bucks), honestly I think you could rustle that up in a few days harrassing folks in front of starbucks or home depot. Not that I've ever panhandled, but guilt a few guys into giving you 10-20 bucks and you're done. Worst case scenario steal an expensive vacuum from Target, in, out, no dillydally, don't even think about stopping or turning around if someone follows you. Unless there's a cop parked in front of the store there's pretty much nothing they can do. Sell to a local pawn shop and that's your seed money right there. I'd also say steal window A/C units out of house during the day while people are at work, smash em open and take the copper to a recycler, probably would only take a few dozen to make a hundred bucks but honestly if you're homeless and don't have a car to haul em around this one might not work out so well.
>>697408105
what country?
>>697409096
America. Ive had homeless people hired over me
>>697408105
Hahaha retard
>>697397409
Don't want to live without being loaded? Wow, that's just sad. You must not have a real personality or be so dumb you can't see that there's more to life than money.
>>697398566
If you really have this much money in your bank account you are dumb as fuck invest it and do sth with it
>>697409419
ah, that sucks. sorry anon, I'm sure you'll manage to get a job eventually.
if you happened to be in my aus I'd have been in a position to help.
>>697395021
>I'm not mentally ill
Yes, you are. The fact that you can't see it doesn't make it less true. Homelessness in America is a mental health issue, not an economic one. My extended family always put up our mentally ill brethren so they wouldn't be homeless. Even felons can find jobs here. Disabled, you'd be on disability. Able bodied in America and homeless? Mental illness pure and simple.
>>697397409
What a fucking retarded attitude. Hedonistic spiral will get ya either way if this is what you want out of life.
>>697407016
tfw bought 30ml on friday. and i just ran out. tfw
>>697403871
what is that place? Can you please explain how it works? Is it a safe bet into making some good cash? Even if I'm shooting for like $10,000 a a year from it?
Doubling money scam in runescape
>>697397831
I buy & sell cars. This is a small 10K stack, best stack I've had was 90K, 30K in 20's rest in 100's, god I wish I took a photo.
>>697399239
Right. Bullshit. Even $1k/day for apps is rare and becoming less common.
>>697404453
how? tips?
>>697399791
>bitch doesn't know the going rate is $10k in the west, $25k for a risky target. Millions are only for top political/military/terrorist figures and they sure as hell aren't paying it to some /b/tard.
Being a Pimp was the easiest fastest way I have ever made money was gona make a shirt that said pimping so easy even a nigger can do it they still think it's hard though what do you expect from dumbass who have never had an actual job their whole lives though
Went to the slot machines. Started with 20$, went up to 101, then lost 40$. All in an hour of fun
I'm 14 and half the shit you guys have talked about would get me fucking killed,any easier options?
>>697411446
>I'm 14
MODS
>>697409050
>As far as the initial assets you need (say.. 75 bucks), honestly I think you could rustle that up in a few days harrassing folks in front of starbucks or home depot. Not that I've ever panhandled, but guilt a few guys into giving you 10-20 bucks and you're done. Worst case scenario steal an expensive vacuum from Target, in, out, no dillydally, don't even think about stopping or turning around if someone follows you. Unless there's a cop parked in front of the store there's pretty much nothing they can do. Sell to a local pawn shop and that's your seed money right there. I'd also say steal window A/C units out of house during the day while people are at work, smash em open and take the copper to a recycler, probably would only take a few dozen to make a hundred bucks but honestly if you're homeless and don't have a car to haul em around this one might not work out so well.
This fucking guy is a real go-getter.
What is it you do?
>>697401813
>20 years in oil
>software but most are MEs
>$170k/yr for looking up equipment logs for 10 minutes a week
Big Corps / government is a total joke at the higher pay levels, no one does shit and everything is posturing / turf wars / fiefdoms / blame-credit lies. Our capitalist system is completely unfair and fucked up and will end badly I fear.
>>697411446
MODS MODS MODS
>>697390091
No one paid 8K for a fake submariner.
That's a real rolex in the picture with aged tritium on the dial.
I make about 120k a year being an info broker.
Anyone can become an info broker.
>>697404453
>what is bid ask spread
>what is a fast market
>what is a margin call
>odd lots
You one small time country ass nigger
>>697405038
well your just fucking stupid
>>697404487
Plus if you aren't already from a rich connected family, good luck in getting $500k of investment letting you cash out with 20% post dilution equity. Richfags.
>>697409050
you are the type of person to make home values decrease in a neighborhood
>>697404791
Bullshit lmao, typing 6-7 pages a minute yet you can't use the correct 'their'?
Won $100 on a $1 scratch ticket
>>697389692
Fuck. I do it for free in Australia
>Be me 13
>Single mom says "Were gonna lose the house"
>8:00 pm
>Go to Wal-Mart with sign
"My mom and I might lose our house"
>I had to lie A LOT to avoid people calling social services
>Get $21 in 15 mins
>Cops come
>They run background check
>Ok kid. Go home.
>Get home
"Anon where were you?"
"At Wal-Mart"
"Doing What?"
"Panhandling because you said we were gonna lose our house."
"We aren't gonna lose the house, you can keep the money, though."
>>697393521
>>697395932
>be homeless
>still browses /b/
>>697406015
I like where your heads at
>>697389446
underrated post
>>697412822
KEK
>>697412327
He's just playing with cash, one day he will learn how much disadvantage there is with his current strategy.
>>697402375
Become a fed contractor. We don't do shit all day and get paid like its nothing because the government has tons of money to waste on pretty much useless shit because they have to or won't get funding for the next fiscal year. But then again, some days do suck balls when you actually have to do work.
>>697413068
what is your title?
If you want to get rich, scratch a rich man's itch.
>>697404130
Nigga...I need to do this shit.
>>697412683
yeah but they give you a cup of tea and a biscuit afterwards, that's priceless
>>697393823
I saw $40 fall out of some guys pocket and I gave it to him
>>697404583
Legal Admin. Desk motivators.
>>697395109
Underrated
>>697401688
sure what the fuck. i'm slightly drunk. what do you want to know?
>>697410704
how did you get started in this?? I do it with shoes and tickets to MLB games but would love to know how to do it in cars where real returns can be made.
>totalled car (car was already paid off)
>no injury to self
>get 12000 from insurance
>buy cheap but reliable car with low miles for 3000
>have 9000 left over
>profit
Never been so happy to get into a car accident
>>697412822
FUCKING KEK
>>697390712
how much did you keep after medical expenses?
>>697406015
$150 a month? Sheesh it must be cheap af wherever you live
Used to do collections when I was younger. I got 10% of what I collected. I made 15,000 off of one guy in about 1/2 hour. I broke his thumb and then his knee before he'd tell me where the cash was.
>>697413724
wat kind
>>697409433
kill yourself
>>697390156
Republican detected
>>697412054
How?
>>697405038
how did you sell?
How long does it take to reach lvl 25
>>697389446
Forty keks
>>697392800
i knew a guy who played eve online on the stoop of starbucks whilst being homeless
>>697408105
get a job writing code...takes little social skills
>>697390464
Wal-Mart fag detected
>>697414098
Totalled a lancer, bought a civic
>>697393687
can verify that the vaping industry is a gold mine. theres about 20 shops in my city in kansas. i suggest you create an environent where the neets who think vaping is cool would wanna hangout. tv's, couches, chairs, drinks and food, all that. youd be making so much money you wouldnt even know what to do with it.
But fake Mtg cards and sell them a burner enact account for mad dosh.
>>697414314
local equivalent of craigslist for that one, but when I get these ones up to a good level I'll try other sales options too
the first one took me a few weeks, but it depends on how you approach it. you can game XP in some ways, yesterday I got all 8 from lvl 10 to 15.
>>697411788
This.
Just got in entry level in aerospace.
Basically I was told I'd have a job for life if I showed initiative and worked hard. They also make a point to tell us on a regular basis:
>contribute the max to your 401k
>leave it alone
>work for your raises
>you will retire with 2mill+ at 55.
I just don't really want to wait until I'm 55 to retire. I'd prefer to make that money faster and younger. So I'm looking into the future of the energy industry and planning on leveraging my experience in aerospace materials science for a higher paying faster growth job in energy.
The old dudes are all making 150k and they make sure other dudes are turning bolts the right number of times. Of course, if they fuck up and bring down a 2 billion dollar endeavor because they're fucking off it will end poorly. But's amazing money for doing absolute shit. I'm used to hustling for my money, and they tell me to slow down when I work because we don't want to raise the bar for our efficiency. Keeping expectations right where they are, so our little extra endeavors look like huge efforts and make us look good.
>>697409050
you ever thought about running for president or vp..
Your a genius , i like it.
>>697412327
your bid ask spread is as large as your mother's posterior.
also on a side note, shorting stocks plz. everyone knows you #yolo on options.
