DUBS DECIDE
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DUBS DECIDE
Bumping
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
You can crash on the moon if you want.
I just want your cock james
I don't see how this will achieve anything.
>>697386154
For keks though?
>>697386096
Kek bump
>>697385902
Sorry please excuse my autism
>>697386187
Bump
Send dick pick OP
I want you to Fuck me james
Let's cut the chit-chat bitch, nudes now or your parents die.
>>697385902
i'am your future husband, btw you should be in the kitchen right now
>>697386333
TRIPSS
Send dick pic OP
>>697386333
Triples trip
>>697386371
hello i rol for dis
We fucked in an Applebees bathroom faggot
Send her a sick pic
Dick pic op
Counted the trips as we have no dubs yet
Send a dick pic
>>697385902
Dick pic
ima suck ur dick with my fedora off.
DICK PIC
>>697386657
reroll
Send the dick op
Dick pic
>>697386698
Off by one
>>697386699
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!
>>697386562
You don't know me james, but I know you. You are my one and my only, my shining love in the bleak starless nights.
>>697386699
>>697386767
ROLL KEK lmao
>>697386788
Dub dub
>>697386716
Bump
>>697386767
Lold roll
Omg
>>697386767
Rolling
>>697386767
Roll
Dick pic sir
>>697386711
Oh shit didnt see this
>>697386940
*Tips trilby*
>>697386711
>>697386556
Bump
>>697387087
Roll
>>697386767
God damn roll
>OP Proves he doesn't care what he sends to this chick
My kind of thread
If i refer to my fedora as its correct terminology, will you send me dickpic?
>>697387402
Pretty sure its a guy, but op clearly doesnt give a shit
Need the d
>>697386767
rollin
That meth you sold me was no good you faggot. give me my money back or I'm gonna find you and jerk you off you goddamn gaylord
>>697387522
>>697387522
As if proving
>>697387577
>>697387761
I heard u got some of that good stuff..
>>697387704
OP I fucking love you
>>697387802
reroll
>>697387798
"My deal" I want your dick fam
Give me dick pics and I'll leave you alone
>>697387893
roll
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>697387689
roll
>>697387943
this
>>697387893
Roll
>>697387893
Kek roll
I dide it :DDDDDDD
>>697387999
NICE TRIPS
Doctor Pavel ? I'm CIA.
>>697388177
Checked
>>697388170
>>697388177
You're a fucking white male
>>697388297
Send a dick pic to him so he sends one back
I don't date jigaboos
>>697388343
I mean i need CIA. (cock in asshole) specifically mine.
>>697388384
rolling for you sending him a dick pic
>>697388460
Kek roll
I'll give you what you want, just send one over first.
Zimbabwe
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a FJ Gold Account, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little **** laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat ******* ******, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on FJ posting about a ******* banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
op's a huge fag
>still a good thread, though
We have copied your hard drive and are sending it to headquarters for analysis. From what we've found, you're going to prison for a long time, buddy.
Just send the dick, guy
>>697388460
Kekkles.. Roll for this
>>697388555
Do i do this? I dont care really, but surely this ruins the fun
>>697388555
OOOOOOO
>>697388555
why does this guys have to get dubs followed by trips. there is no god
>>697388648
Don't do it.
>>697388633
>>697388648
Don't copy that long ass paragraph. It will ruin it.
>>697388648
Trips say you have to, were losing him anyway
>>697388760
Faggot
Don't leave
Don't leaaaaave
TRUEEEE
LOVVEEEE
WAAAITSSS
>>697388784
we got him now
send pic of your dick
>>697388616
This man has dubs OP
I want you to put salsa on your dick and shove it in my ass after we dock
>>697388878
tfw could have gotten quints
If you give me head I'll let you wear my fedora :^)
>>697388944
>>697388983
Give him what he wants
send this
Buckle up, Hun. I'm gonna spread those cheeks and eat your ass
>>697388944
newfag, only last 2 digits count as dubs.
>>697389044
>>697389110
yes this
>>697389116
Oh god
>>697389110
rolling for this
>>697389110
roll
>>697389110
Roll
>>697386722
Another winnar
>>697388863
roll
>>697389110
roll
>>697389318
Newfag..
my kitten died last night. I told the vet that i want to take the body home so I can bury her. I actually gutted her, pulled all of her teeth out, and fucked her until my cum came up from her throat, leaking out of her mouth.
>>697389333
trips checked
I'm into crossfit, I'm also vegan
>>697389432
thx anon
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I don't drink
I don't cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna eat where the white folks eat
Cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
We don't screw like the white folks do
We just screw til we get through
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white more and more
So i can bitch at the nigger next door
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm glad this tune came along
We done wore out one nigger song
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white don't you understand
So I can play in a trashy white band
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
>>697388863
>>697389333
>>697389110
reroll
>>697385902
>>697389403
rolling for this
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I don't drink
I don't cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna eat where the white folks eat
Cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
We don't screw like the white folks do
We just screw til we get through
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white more and more
So i can bitch at the nigger next door
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm glad this tune came along
We done wore out one nigger song
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white don't you understand
So I can play in a trashy white band
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
>>697389110
rolling
>>697389687
You kike, i already posted that.
Update
>>697389687
Keep posting those shitty lyrics, newfag. You'll get dubs one day...
>>697388648
Do it at the end
But you love it James. Send me what I so desire.
>>697389873
Good plan
just show me your penis, damnit
>>697389852
fuck off kike, i originally posted some subhuman niggazoid reposted
>>697389955
Op is fast today niggas
>>697389110
Roll for this one
>>697389991
SO CLOSE
>>697389110
this
>>697389991
tfw could've gotten kwuads
I'm on the corner of 5th and broad. If you wanna do something fun- I'll be waiting.
>>697389948
Roll
>>697390130
Kek
>>697390158
You know you like my freak
yes, show me your dick
>>697390258
Roll
Yes.
Yup
Yes, please... I need this...
I'm more into butts tbh. Send anus pls.
yes
Yasss
>>697390285
Roll
>>697390349
roll
>>697390355
>I'm more into butts tbh. Send anus pls.
TOP KEK
>>697390023
Hey I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a dumbass. I'm just nervous to see your dick. (Follow that with dick pic op)
>>697390355
win
>>697389110
rolling
No, I just want someone to go watch Suicide Squad when it comes out
If you have sex with a clone of yourself is it gay or just masturbation?
>>697390349
Roll
Give it to me nasty like
>>697390355
Yes this is the way you do it, you write exactly what is posted even if they're talk about the thread haha. It's maximum confusion for TOPKEK
>>697390488
Please recommend me a porn category, or anime character to masturbate to
>>697390541
charge you're phone nignog
Cause I'm horny
>>697390644
kek
wrong post
>>697390678
I can change that
Shit and rub it all over your creamy love tunnel, I want to see that dirty boy dookie.
Where do you wanna meet up? It's always quiet behind Arby's (best dick-suckin parking lot in town)
>>697390644
>>697390748
reroll
Send me a pic of your pinky up your ass and I'll show my own dick
>>697390678
What's your level in Pokemon GO?
>>697390664
Roll
I'll fuck the prude out of you
>>697390748
Roll pls
>>697390644
No worries, you also won m8
>>697390748
rerollarino
>>697390887
OFF BY ONE
I'll show you mine if you show me yours, unless if you actully have a vagina. Those are nasssty
>>697390748
R E R O L L
>>697390887
It's only wrong if we tell our parents
I'm getting moist over your dead lesbian mom
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>697390678
The bank denied my credit I needed to pay for a surgery that would have removed two of my ribs so I could perform autofellatio.
>>697390955
>>697390887
But if I had the wrong person, I wouldn't be talking to such a handsome stallion, such as yourself. ;)
sorry babe, I just sent that to the wrong numba. But I still wanna hook up with you badly, don't you remember we met earlier this summer at a party?
>>697391011
good god
>>697391011
Kek dubs too
>>697390955
WINRAR
>>697387943
Roll
>>697391015
reroll
When in doubt, suck my ass
are we gonna do this?
Dubs get
>>697391011
>>697391102
Op aint no fag
>>697391078
Reroll
>>697391102
>>697391098
roll
>>697391101
Roll
tfw i didn't see no booty
Hin sil fen nahkip bahloki
>>697391102
I'm sorry my retarded half brother, Viktor, took my phone, what's good mate?
>>697391102
Now show me that ass and stfu like the prudish slut you are
>>697391253
benis :D
>>697391270
Reroll
>>697391098
reroll
>>697391244
>>697391098
rooooooooooll
>>697391098
fking roll
I just wanted to bump wee-wee's and slap Ass with a 11/10 once in my life :'(
You're a cruel slut, Jimbo
Nigger
>>697391437
Roll kek
>>697391098
roll
>>697391324
>>697391338
Just send your fucking dick you illiterate nigger
Ha ha remember when I dressed up as your dead mother in front of your heart broken depressed dad? Ha ha good times man good times
>>697391437
Rolll
>>697391098
roll
Listen here, bub. I'm a Faggot, you're a Faggot, show me your one eyed trouser snake so we can be on our ways
>>697391544
WINRAR
>>697391437
roll
>>697391437
Roll'gain
>>697391544
Do you want to see my rare Pepe collection and piss jars, REEEEEEEEEEEEE TENDIES REEEEEE
>>697391611
>>697391611
>>697391622
WINRARS
Did you know your name is an anonym for Saj me, G.
Also known as suck me G
>>697391622
>>697391611
reroll
>>697391768
Roll
>>697391437
Rolled
Walmart is all about helping millions of families save money and live better.
>>697391768
Rolll
The bank denied my credit I needed to pay for a surgery that would have removed two of my ribs so I could perform autofellatio.
>>697391970
Also, charging phone, to the anon who called me nignog
>>697391927
carlor?
>>697391437
Rollll
>>697391985
Rollin feller
>>697392145
No clue
Don’t be afraid to show who you really are when you head back to school. Whether you shout it from the rooftops or let your stylish T’s do the talking, you’ll be ready to take care of business.
>>697391985
Roll
I love you
Just show me. Then you can get your wine and forced anal cavity
You're on 4chan mate
>>697392220
Lmfao roll
>>697391985
rollin
NO DUBS FOR AGES
>>697391437
RAAAWWWLLLL
Show me the dick and that will be that.
>>697392220
Roll
my kitten died last night. I told the vet that i want to take the body home so I can bury her. I actually gutted her, pulled all of her teeth out, and fucked her until my cum came up from her throat, leaking out of her mouth.
Your Gay
You heard me, that's right. Your gay. You're a real homosexual. And this is coming from swagBoyMinecrafter76; the worlds greatest and most intellectual commenter online. And you know what's worse? Last night after teletubbies marathons, I fucked your mom, AND she died. Feels bad? k thx bye. I don't give a shit. See this is because at only the age of 18 I have conquered the human brain. I'm a self driven intellectual born to wreck havoc on your opinions via keyboard stroke. I'm here to fuck you up fag-boy, and there's nothing you can say about it. See now that you're crying lemme just tell you: not only are you gay, but your grammar is shit. That's right. I go to middle school english class, and this gives me the ultimate ability of an english god. So anytime you write some incorrect grammar or miss that, you know, punctuation mark, I'll be sure to point it out for you. And I might even call you a faggot along with it, fag. It doesn't even matter that I'm failing 7th grade, I'm smarter than you because I said so. I don't even try. I don't study for anything. I'm a genius. My frontal lobe isn't even fully developed yet, but I can use big synonyms for normal words, and I can type over 100 words per minute. That's right, I've the word gay so many times that my fingers just fly through the sweaty, cheeto encrusted keys. Not only are you an idiot, but I'm a genius, and when I'm older, I think I'll be the next Albert Einstein. And maybe I'll get a masters degree in quantum physics too. Oh and my dick is a lot bigger than yours. We're talking 9 inches flaccid. Still mad? Cry more kiddo XD. Hit me up on minecraft.net for nudes. I'll be posting Let's Plays uh, all night long baby. EpicMinecraftLoser98 signing out. Quickscope ya later ehahaha.
>>697392357
Rolling
>>697392357
Roll
>>697392392
zucc off with your shitty fanfic
You can also just post your dick to /b/
Please Jimmy, dingle my dinghy
>>697392421
Milk me daddy!
>>697392421
rollllllll
>>697392433
>>697392467
Friend wanted it not me
>>697385902
Yes, we met each other over at this orgy in vegas.
>>697392421
Roll
>>697392544
>>697392611
Nice, but doing it once is enough
>>697392670
Every day we drift further from gods light
>>697392855
Fuck. Fucked myself over
>>697392855
dubsapalooza
Come here so I can pox your neghole
I wanna push my bug deep inside your hole and give you my toxic seed
Ded thred
>>697392670
I'm trying to pirate the book "Dark Matter", by Blake Crouch.
Do you have it?
>>697392966
>>697392991
Roll
>>697392991
Roll
>>697392991
Oh roll
>>697392991
Re roll
>>697392540
Roll
>>697393039
Roll
Just 1 pic of your dick and I'll be gone ;) ;)
>>697393222
WINRAR
Y wont u answer me anymore Catherine qq u stopped calling me a month ago. Y? How could u betray me with him
>>697393039
roll. I can't find it anywhere...
