ITT: Give yourself a superpower and other anons put a limit on it.
>Flight
Can take as much marijuana as I want without overdosing.
>>697385037
You can never land
>>697385037
You can't stop flying and you can only fly upward, eventually dying in space
>>697385439
No his limit is already 3
>>697385341
It gives you cancer and forces you to a wheelchair for the rest of your life. In order to not slip in to coma, you constantly be inhaling THC
>>697385037
you can only fly when sitting on the wc, with the wc stuck to your ass
>>697385341
the more you smoke it, the more money you lose
>literally shit gold.
Free wifi everywhere i go
>>697385341
You will die if you go 10 minutes without smoking weed
>>697385502
My sincerest of apologies. In that case I shall give this a shot.
The ability extreme reflex and recognition.
>>697385533
Must constantly be inhaling*
Fuck my life, I'm high as fuck brashky
>>697385629
It's extremely slow
>>697385629
It's the worst of all fucking Comcast, and it takes 1 hour or more just to load up google
>>697385674
Every movement causes the moved appendage to snap and fracture. Constant use results in aneurysms.
>>697385037
Only into the twin towers
>I can control heat absolutely
The power to always be the happiest person alive. Whatever shit I'm going through I won't give a fuck.
>>697385855
Your internal body temperature instantly matches the temperature of the heat-source you are controlling. This doubles after 10 seconds of continued use
Can swim the oceans and go to any depth in a Mithril wetsuit with unlimited O2. Not impervious to being swallowed whole.
>>697385960
But you have herpes.
>>697385960
Then you realize your life is meaningless
Falcon Punch that keeps you stationary.
>>697385960
You go through life without the ability of sight, sound, speech, or feeling. You're legs and feet are severed. You are confined to a bed for the rest of your life.
Teleportation
>>697385556
The gold you shit is literally bigger than your asshole can allow, so every time you shit gold it will literally cause your anus to prolapse and tear open, causing hemorrhages every time
>>697386217
You can only teleport inside other objects.
>>697385960
It's all a mask to hide your utter, undying pain.
>I can travel through dimensions
>>697386217
it's random and may teleport you into outer space
>>697386052
When you get into the ocean water freezes
>>697386021
Who gives a shit I'm happy
>>697386288
only dimensions where jews rule the world
>>697386288
>restricted to 2D and 3D
The power to leave /b/
>>697386288
But once you are in one dimension you must live there for 20 years
>>697386468
you have to join /mlp/
>>697385037
I have the force
The ability to throw back everything that touch me
>>697386175
You can only punch yourself
dabbing so hard (2016) I create shockwaves equal to the force of an atomic bomb
>>697386420
wat? wrong reply?
>>697386518
you get uncurable chlamydia
>>697386217
but only underground where you would be crushed or suffocated
mine would be being taller
omnipotence
>>697386603
Worth it...??
>Could I study the darkside to find a realistic solution?
>>697386546
limited to the city of Townsville, Australia
>>697385341
Congrats, you can already do that, faggot
>>697386518
But you never will know it
>>697386643
your penis shrinks
>>697385037
im tumblr famous
>>697386339
>>697386564
You get fucked in the ass for every second of your live, this giga-nigger cocks are unaffected by your shockwaves. Each-time you dab, they grow bigger by roughly 6 inches, both girth and length
>>697385629
you can only go on 9gag
>>697386672
you become sexually atracted to sharp objects
>>697386546
Even if the touching is consensual. Sorry, ain't gettin' laid, buddy.
>I can stop time
>>697386546
You don't have a sense of touch
>>697386843
Time can only be stopped, not restarted.
>>697386843
you stop, too
>>697386830
underrated post
where the fuck did that come from?
>>697385960
you only get two years to live
>>697386288
you can only leave after killing your alternate self
>>697386966
welcome summerfag
>>697385037
Power to clone and reform with clones.
>>697386217
you can only teleport to detroit
>you ain't never leaving the hood
>ability to adjust any unfavorable situation/position and change it to whatever I want
I can hypnotise people to do whatever I want
>>697387081
The are exact clones, extra chromosomes and all. All last names are changed to Palin
I become the angel of death
I know this is a bit far fetched
I haven't even told my wife about it but
what if I had a notebook
a notebook with the power to kill anybody whose name is written in it
yeah it sounds crazy but just hear me out
>>697386843
You only age while time is stopped. You watch everyone around you that you love, grow old and die. The only way you can die of old age is if die in the realm of stopped time.
>>697387081
In order to keep your clones from killing you. You must suck them off every 24 hours.
>>697386843
You stop with time though, never knowing that you actually stopped time
>>697387146
You end up doing what you ask them to do.
>>697387146
they know you're doing it, and everyone hates you for it. No friends buddy.
>>697387146
but you can't spell
>>697387146
you now have a geass
you can only use this power once per person
>>697386969
Who gives a shit I'm the happiest human alive
>>697387146
They are fully aware that they are only doing it because you want them too.
>The ability for my body to constantly regain perfect health
>>697387208
You get the notebook and it works, but only on people who have touched your penis
>>697387283
I don't care, as long as they do what they're told everything is fine
>>697387128
The situations changed must be for anyone else, you can never change your own situation.
>>697387367
not if you're dead which you will be after two years
>>697387373
It deforms your body
to be able to turn into a cute loli at will.
I have the ability to blink very very fast. Almost as fast as a car
>>697387187
You constantly hear "Crawling" by Linkin Park in your head at 150db. This is played continiously
>>697387373
regaining health puts you in excruciating pain
>>697387128
You can only use it once then you die of an aneurism
>>697387122
Kek
>>697387081
Your clones get smaller everytime one is produced
>the ability to eat litterally anything
>>697387526
But you're invisible to anyone who has hit puberty.
Run and think as fast as I want to
>>697385960
kill everyone else on earth
your standards of happiness are now much lower
>>697387538
every time you blink you get hit by a car.
>>697387593
you only ever want to eat poop
>>697387526
your father rapes you once per day
>>697387541
Perfect
>>697386843
Every time you stop time, you must travel to somewhere on the the planet (minimum 1000 miles away, never in an ocean) for the thing that will restart it. You know where it is, fortunately, but you'll have to see if engines and computers work in stop-time.
>>697387593
It tastes like shit
>>697387526
Others can change you back at their will
>>697387538
All the effects of friction still apply.
>I have the ability to seduce anyone at any time.
>>697387605
you just gave me invisibility aswell
>>697387526
Once you change, your true form gains 500lbs per transformation.
While in Loli form, you are stuck with a mad scientist who rips the skin from your body in inch increments
>>697387741
you're gay
>>697387741
limited to large homosexual black men
>>697387741
you become asexual
>>697387741
But no ability to achieve or maintain an erection.
>>697387741
You must be naked, gagged, and having an orgasm for your power to work
>>697387741
You have zero sexual urges. Also your genitals disappear.
>>697387187
Only for puppies. Touch one and it dies.
>>697387223
That's actually a cool concept
The power of getting trips with every post
just try to stop me now
>>697387526
Everyone else wants to kill you the second you do it
>>697387373
Its Hillary Clinton's body
>>697387866
>also your genitals disappear
topkek
>I can beat anyone in any video game at any time
>>697387890
But they will never be checked.
I can change my size depending on my mood
>>697387967
kekked pretty hard
>>697387949
only singleplayer
>>697387890
You can only do it on negative results
ex "Trips must an hero"
>>697387967
savage
>>697387967
>>697388029
lolololol
>>697387949
However you develop a debilitating fear of liquids.
>>697388006
Depression
>>697388006
When you feel aroused you become the size of an ant
>>697387949
You can only play non-record setting single player games for the rest of your life.
>>697387626
You don't want to run or think
I can make things with my imagination only
>>697387741
But they'll be the ones wanting to penetrate you, and they'll rape you if necessary.
>the power to get over heartbreak
>>697388006
Other people's sizes also change proportionately.
>>697387949
You can't beat a computer, even on very easy
>>697388006
But you are always sad.
The ability to manipulate darkness
>>697388141
you get down syndrome
>>697388141
can't stop imaging your parents having sex
>>697388150
Can only be solved by suicide
>>697388141
you lose your limbs.
>>697387373
Everytime you do it you get a vagina instead of a penis for a year
>>697388141
the only things you can make disgust you
>>697388150
But you're always the best friend...
>>697388150
You're a sociopath
>>697388215
just like irl
>>697387766
Holy shit
>>697388006
You always change size, depending on your
mood, and what moods correspond to what sizes
change randomly. Also moods include arousal.
I.E. you will never have normal sex again,
assuming you ever had before.
>>697388179
You no longer have a working anus. Feces simply falls out of you when it reaches your colon.
The power to permanently change into a qt girl
the ability to make the most mediocre ham sandwich in the world
>>697388179
The darkness happens to be niggers, and they'll slack off exactly as much as normal.
>>697388179
You're a faggot.
Thats not a limit on your power its just a fact.
>>697388348
also teleports you to Afghanistan
>>697388348
Coalburner.
>>697388364
Always out of mayo.
>>697388348
Can only be a quadriplegic sex doll, suspended from a ceiling fan.
>>697385037
I can post on 4chan without being called a faggot or anything else that is said with ill intent
>>697388006
hair side only
>>697388364
you don't have feet
>>697388348
you get kidnapped and held as sex slave
the ability to read english
>>697388488
Have to end each post with xD
>>697388516
read like a downy
>>697388488
But in real life people are as casually and routinely cruel to you as people would be on 4chan.
>>697388488
faggot
>>697388488
but everytime you post you have to suck a dick irl
>>697388348
You develop an overriding fetish for gross old men, but never an attraction to them. You will probably never have another fulfilling sexual relationship. Also you crave grandpa cum have fun.
>>697388516
Cannot understand any other language on earth, also your skin turns from black to white.
>>697388516
But you can only speak Portuguese. You cannot read it.
>>697385629
Sabu reports you to the FBI
>>697388364
You'll have to toast the bread, and reach into the toaster with a fork to get it out, while it's on, every time.
>>697388516
но можеш да говориш само на български
The ability to wear a yellow suit and red gloves and defeat any and all enemies with one punch
>>697388667
no hands
>>697388488
Power only works while using dial-up.
>>697388667
your hands fall off
>>697386724
Kill yourself you're not even funny.
>>697388667
However you cannot ever wear anything else ever again.
>697388777
the ability to predict my post number
>>697388667
You have to be kissing them at the same time
>>697388667
You lose any and all will to fight and become a pacifist
the ability to answer every question
>>697385037
>Persuasion
My anus is a weapon more dangerous than nukes. It works like a vacuum and it can stretch so well that entire florida could fit inside it. This alloes me to use the forgotten martial art of shit-fu
>>697388781
on /mlp/
>>697388667
You'll have to be fawned over by the worst faggots to populate the earth, and literally no one else will notice or like you.
>>697385037
Feet first looking up only.
>>697388781
Your toenails fall off one a fortnight.
>>697388179
Being that darkness doesn't actually exist as it is just the absence of light, you can manipulate nothing
Invisibility
>>697388667
you go bald
>>697388833
you're part of the human centipede.
>>697388826
But you have no tongue.
>Teleportation
I can transform into harambe
>>697385037
atom control
omnipotence
>>697388893
only while screaming for help
>>697388833
You can only speak through your anus
>>697388833
You have to post unfunny and immature comments on powers boards. Oh wait..
>>697385037
The ability to lose my virginity to a feminine penis.
>>697388945
that's ok
>the power to change the color
>>697388833
You must fuel your power with 120,000 calories a day or you lose it.
>>697386823
Fucking brutal
>>697388954
he's dead
>>697385037
You have to spend 2 hours going through TSA before you can use it
4 hours if you're Arab.
>>697388954
But you get shot after an hour
>>697389020
your virginity was stolen by a middle-aged black male
>>697389027
... of the dick that's inside you
>>697386823
Good one m8
>>697385037
I have the power to instantaneously make people grow taste buds in their assholes.
>>697388954
You permanantly drag a black toddler around, even in human form
>>697388954
You get shot every time you're next to a child
>>697386823
What's wrong with 9gag?
>>697388488
you must spend the rest of your life in your moms basement forever alone, adding nothing of value to the world and having no real social interactions.
that was an easy one. also kill me.
>>697389186
those same taste buds work on your brain not theirs
the ability to practice my religion of peace without fear of persecution
pic related?
>>697389186
your mouth and ass swap places
>>697389186
it's your tastebuds in their asshole
>>697389186
Every time you use it, the inside of your mouth is swapped with their rectum.
>>697389186
You tested it on yourself and its irreversable
>>697388364
It the most difficult thing you have ever done every time
I can make trump become president
>>697389283
you scream allahu akbar in public
>>697389367
but chose not to
>>697389211
Nothing, buddy, we like them here, it's just that lately we've been annoyed cause I am in Anonymous and they say they are from anonymous too and we don't like it
>>697389283
must pray to mecca 5 times a day.
>>697389283
You can only do so after every other Muslim is dead.
>>697387122
Love Detroit bitch faggot nigger cuck kys
I have the power to create the dankest memes around
>>697389367
he deports you
>>697389367
Of Mexico
the ability...
that's it
>>697388348
But she's black
>>697389470
crippling depression
>>697389439
Me too, buddy.
>>697389422
BRUTAL
>>697389367
>>697389422
This one applies to everyone
>>697389536
you die
>>697389470
they are all stolen by 9gag
>>697389367
we need this one alive
Invisibility
>>697389439
*tips hat*
Ability to grant people 3 wishes while contained in some sort of vessel
>>697389470
no Internet access until you die
>>697386672
Only in a dimension specific to you
>>697389657
you scream uncontrollably
>>697389657
you'll never find joy in watching anime
>>697388925
This
>>697389712
The vessel is a sunken ship
super speed
>>697389812
i was dumbfounded by the way nobody said it
>>697389862
super aids
>>697388969
But you still can't make her fall in love with you
>>697389862
But only when you need to cum, with double dehydration.
>>697389862
Permanently.
>>697389856
>looks like 30
>pubes
>pedo bear approves
eternal youth
>>697385037
Can take any singer's voice and be famous
>>697388488
You get banned after every post.
>I can predict the next 10 years of human future
>>697389856
to all the newfags don't worry
she's a confirmed 18yo model
>>697389862
only when practicing tai chi
>>697390007
You're 5 years old, Mr. Bond!
>>697385629
All porn is blocked
>>697386423
But we already live in one
>I'm bulet proof and immune to physical trauma
I wish i had the power to summon a sandwich. No curses, no i become a sandwich, no it kills me, no i can only eat something for the rest of my life and no being eaten. Just a normal, ham and cheese sandwhich with some lettuce
Feet with thumbs and agile fingers
>>697390007
Dont meet 4chans terms of service
>>697390007
Stay dumb shitty baby in a dumpster
>>697390007
But you're confined to Tumblr, in the form of a landwhale, unable to shed weight.
The Power of Unlimited Dubs
>>697390007
down syndrome also kill all dogs you touch
>>697390125
you aren't bullet proof
>>697390125
Your family is attacked and youre the only survivor. Emotional trauma
>>697387208
Everytime you write the name of someone who you want dead, they die along with someone you don't want to see die. once all your loved ones are gone the book will no longer work
>>697390126
You're now allergic to dairy.
>I can kill people with my farts
>>697390200
aaaaAAAAAAAAAA
>>697390200
oh shit check em
>>697390200
don't you fucking dare
>>697390125
Permanently suicidal
>>697390138
Cant walk on them
>>697387338
*But you can't spell.
If we're going to get picky then sort your grammar out too.
Ability to read and remember the content of any book I come across.
>>697390142
I chuckled
The ability to raise the dead
>>697390365
cringed
such a minor detail
>>697390200
But only for other anons.
>>697389622
whoa
>>697390200
So does everyone else
>>697390126
You bump into Hillary Clinton with the sandwich and are put on her hit list.
>>697390368
You can only read gay fanfiction
>>697390200
datboi is screamed by the fucking normies reee guy 24/7
>>697385533
BANE
>>697387373
You're also sexually impotent and always frustrated from it
>>697390452
they wan't to kill you
>>697385674
you react to everything around you, making you look like a spas
>>697386288
can enter/leave any dimension just once also checkd
>>697386546
touch by defenition of two atoms actually making contact
>>697387146
they die afterwards
>>697387538
its a multipla
>>697387593
but only if it's coverd in piss
>>697387626
you can never stop
>>697388006
it's only the size of your nose
>>697388150
by breaking someone else's heart
>>697388179
to only make it darker
>>697389862
one snort will dissolve your nose tissue
>shitposting with no captcha
I can punch people through the Internet
>>697390368
You need to cum across them
>>697390368
Only works on books you literally "cum across"
>I have the ability to kill anyone anywhere on Earth with my mind at any time
>>697390452
They all want to fuck you
to become the best wizard ever
>>697390553
You use it on yourself first to make sure it works
>>697390452
It only applies to dead threads.
>>697390542
>they die afterwards
this makes things a lot easier
>>697390628
Like any true wizard, you will never get the succ
>>697390542
Everyone ignores you
>>697390553
But you decide that nobody deserves to die and die of age in an old ranch
the ability eat dinner with Kim Jong Un and his entire nation loves me
also the ability to negate all odd-numbered limiters
No matter how beta you are you can seduce, date, marry, fuck anyone you wish.
>>697390548
You get punched by a random person every 5 minutes
I can read peoples minds
ability to create a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard
>>697390817
Get nuked by US
>>697390628
Your wand maintains a constant 400 degrees Fahrenheit
>>697390126
Never ever any butter or mustard. Dry. Every time.
>>697390837
They all get AIDs when you do
>>697390837
including ur parents
>>697390513
projecting?
>>697390847
They can read yours
>>697390452
You can only resurrect Michael Jackson
>>697390817
But the dinner is what everyone else in the nation on average eats, and it's your only meal a day for the rest of your life.
>>697390847
you have to speak your own. Always
>>697390860
It also contains skittles
>>697390817
Dubs trips quads and quints make the last sentence useless. Also you will Iive in NK for the rest of your life without being able to visit other countries.
The ability to end my life instantly
>>697391130
That instant never happens
>>697391072
>implying i had plans to leave
>>697391130
First you must get laid
>>697390452
They become alive but paralised.
>>697391166
I am happy that I have the ability
I'm content.
>>697391234
immortality?
to quit autism
>>697391332
peter griffin gives you a footjob
>>697389283
You get this by suicide bombing a Muslim temple filled with all of your friends and family
>>697391332
The ride never ends
>>697389470
You can't share them with anyone
the ability to get off Mr Bone's wild ride
The ability to not have any special abilities
>>697389439
Shouldn't have told me that I'm Sabu
The ability to become sober from any drug at any time, never OD, never experience withdrawals and never harm yourself.
>>697391589
only to get on it again
>>697391589
Only after OP delivers
>>697391628
you get a visible boner and shit yourself around any and all black men as well as children under the age of 12
The ability to teleport people to aftganistan
The ability to bring any movie, book, videogame, or picture come to life in our world. They exist for only as long as I want them to, I can physically interact with them, they are made out of the normal materials they exist as (i.e. Not shit). They enjoy my company and any sexual acts I do on them. I can interact with them safely. And they can cause no harm to other humans unless I tell the. To do so. Also no changes happen mentally to me.
>bring it chumps
>>697391727
You can only do them in front of your parents
>>697391834
you convert your neighbors to islam
>>697388875
Umbrakinesis is the ability to manipulate shadows and block out light.
Like The Shade from DC.
>>697391834
Anyone can kill you by simply thinking about killing you
