prove you're an oldfag in one sentence or less
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
prove you're an oldfag in one sentence or less
Row row fight the power
you better habeeb it
The jews did 911 hitler did nothing wrong
KYS
>>697371599
My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
>>697371599
the.surgeon
niggers tongue my anus
noko
thanks lori
SOUTHERN CROSS
>>697371739
This proves nothing. It's a meme even newfags know row row is an "oldfag" thing to say.
dsfargeg
>>697371599
but who was horn?
And what the fuck is that buzzing sound?
And why did m00t black out everything?
>>697371599
Pool's closed
POWERTHIRST
Hissssssssss
>>697372186
True oldfag
>>697371599
>"I want to be the little girl." -- Moot
Puddi puddi puddi puddi
m00t
>>697371599
Salty milk and coinz
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pool's closed
>>697372364
Wrong
Peanut butter.
Also was around when there was still a lolit board.
>>697371599
I was already an oldfag before puddipuddi.
frosted butts
>>697372417
Call for Blackup
>>697372290
ye good 'ol times
crescent fresh
>>697371599
I remember frames
Lets talk about owner of 4chan - Moot
>>697372417
Lol beat you to it
>>697372290
>>697371599
jerking joe
Why should I?
NEDM
bring back snacks
>>697372428
>Newfag detected and ignored.
HERE COMES DAREDEVIL
I don't understand cuckolding or traps and don't care to.
Who is Heaven and why is he replying in every thread?
>>697371599
haha i remember
we got him fired for that
new one
GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT GETOFFIT
>>697371599
my spoon is 2 big
>>697371599
This faggot most likely got sacked. But first we need to talk about parallel universes
Actually its a storm drain
>>697372349
Been here since 2003 Nov-Dec, Forgot most things though.
Do you remember Polysics and this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-7osIds_RU
>"I'm going to Mexico, Bitches!" -- Moot.
POMF~3 what are we gonna do on the bed?
>>697372417
>>697372290
not even that old
>>697371599
Nerve gas for those dubs
I saw the ending of inspector gadget cartoon on nick.
>>697372492
Do you like mudkips tho?
>>697371599
op is a roody-poo
Roody poo
If it hadn't been for cottineyed joe,I'd be married long time ago.
>>697371599
You're a bitch.
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Just saying
>>697371599
I hate Candlejack hes such a fu
>>697372805
NO! BUT I HEARD YOU LIEK THEM
>>697372706
Nigger
Bismuth
>>697373009
Charging muh lazers
Gilgamesh
best ID wins
>>697372872
>>697372871
woah
NICE BOAT
>>697373033
Unrelated but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TL_Z8MrhOE
>>697371599
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>>697373129
BUT I FIAR MA LAZA AT YA
>>697373006
I havent thought of Candlejack for at least ei
>>697373009
Can Milhouse be a meme tho?
Frosted butts
>>697372706
>>697372706
Yeah, I remember that. Do you remember this?
>Pic related
>>697371599
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
Check my trips old fags
been here since pissforequality
>>697372694
They definitely got sacked if that's how they fuck around at a Subway restaurant. I worked at one for a few years and saw many people do less to get sacked.
>>697371599
Puddi puddi
What even classifies as an oldfag now? I remember the 50m get if that's anything to go by?
The People's Champion is a roody-poo
>Alt+255 alt+255 alt+30
>Alt+30 alt+30
I'm on mobile
>>697373362
Only
>Milhouse is not a meme
Is meme approved.
But remember son
>One does not simply make a meme
so don't cry
Oh good. A classic shitpost. The ol' "Prove you're an oldfag so I can 'prove' I'm an oldfag later" post.
>>697373362
MILHOUSE CAN NEVER BE A MEME!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>697371599
Fuck off nobody cares
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
I'm Crescent Fresh
>>697373674
im 12 and what is this
>>697373221
Sortof related. This would be a nice thing to have, but we cant have nice things.
https://youtu.be/597qbfz9Y6M
heaven
>>697371599
https://youtu.be/hQp5l4-sfFA
Pool's closed
>>697373770
*does a barrel roll*
>>697373221
but it's just itty bitty
GENTLEMEN
this is the lettuce your eating at burger king
>>697373454
shut your mouth and know your role
>>697373606
You think that's hardcore, try a chinese subway.
WOLOLOLO
>>697371599
Shoveldog
zeekybookydoog
not really old enough to prove I'm an oldfag but can someone post that thread where the guy came ants? my current folder doesnt have...
A dog is fine too
>>697373761
>>697373706
>>697373664
>>697373545 <This one can't even scriptfag for trips.
>>697372560
>newfags detected.
(Hell, I remember when we just called them noobs.) Now it's all fag this and fag that.
>>697371599
I've been on this site for almost a fucking decade I don't need your approval you piece of shit
>>697373828
IT'S A TRAP!!!!
>>697371599
usually takes a crane to get them out
Betamax was a better format than VHS... Much clearer picture.
>>697373417
>2005'
Nope, I graduated 04' and didn't return as an active user until 2007 for Crysis posting.
That demo was the shit.
Made my 8800GTX SLi work real good.
Do you remember Tomoyo42's Room or Nana's Everyday Life?
>>697373884
Great door.
>>697374161
Rogan?
Pic related maybe wasn't so wide spread but I saw some /v/ posts of it.
>>697371599
roodypoo
>>697374292
Usually takes a pig to get them out
Will it Blend ?
>>697374283
I've been here longer than you, newfag!
>>697374274
Seriously, does this boost your self esteem?
>>697374491
That is the question
SHOOP DA WOOOOOOP
Oh wow, have anyone seen AMVHell2?
AMVHell 3 is gonna be a movie, can't wait.
>>697374642
ah, the "cringe" era
I'm dan.
>>697374531
No we did it for the lulz, faggot.
But, then, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
I really can't believe these cancerous fail bastards!
>They don't know a fucking thing about Teh Lulz!
>>697373606
/b/ doxed him
Hi new fag here
There's no oldfags in this board anymore, only edgy kids that get bullied in highschool. Why are you all pretending??
I rest my case.
>>697374762
ama
>>697373664
This stopped working well over a year ago
>>697371599
ZuneChan
You, sir, are and idiot :(
LOIC and Black faxes
>>697374762
Hello Dan, I'm David
>>697374785
I could tear you apart in 2 seconds with my bare hands kid dont mess with me
>>697374274
If you can remember how long you've been here, you haven't been here very long.
>>697374877
ZuneChan is from literally 10 years ago. Fuck I'm old.
It's not cock mongler it's grinman you fucking newfags
You millennials had shitty childhoods.. Schoolhouse rock and Manudo FTW lmao
>>697371599
Anyone remember the book stand in Times Square? There was a live cam of it and the OP said they were gonna knock it over, someone did eventually knock it over.
The one phrase to prove it was "be there in 5m keep watching lol" or something.
tfw been on this shitty website for 7 years already
BANANA MEME! XD
>>697375078
Whatever you say, TEHREI
>>697374642
I remember that Shoop Da Whoop collection that one guy made
Itz only smellz
>>697374076
Why did a golden samurai showed up with a hammer?
>>697371599
Maybe no computer, maybe no home, but we are of one in soul.
How's it going? I'm Ray Bingo
>>697375124
nnnno kay Grampa
>ctrl+f
>no Boxxy
>people claiming to be oldfags
>>697375244
shidddd on my dicc!
>>697375146
It got fucker with so much the shop owner tied it down. Many lols man.
>>697371772
Ayy
>>697375330
Boxxy is a new meme though...
A whore at that.
Worse than DESU
The Game
MOOOODS !
>>697375486
Boxxy is from 9 years ago, m8.
Long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Tom Green, can you do a barrell roll for me?
Anybody remember that one kid who made the Sonic Animations, then the Halloween Special happened and we never got the second half to it?
>>697371599
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I hope you get my point
Anyone know how fishing cat and his ugly adoptive german parents are doing?
Stop touching my harbl.
>>697375590
It's been 9 years?
Feels like 5-6 or something.
>>697371599
The Hartley Hooligans!!
>>697375078
newfag detected
>>697375613
No but do you have battle toads?
I remember a time when anonymous did things for the lulz. Then I remember when anonymous was pwned by FBI and turned FBI informants to stay out of prison. Then this place started running SJW raids against mexican cartels and middle eastern warlords.
The only oldfags left here were never important in the first place.
>>697371931
>>697375330
Are roflcoptr and boxxy oldfag things from 4chan??? Or just old internet things. Because I'm a 4chan newfag and im pretty sure literally everyone over the age of 22 knows boxxy and roflcoptr
that moment when im only 9 and i use my moms phone to jack off to this good porn
Check them
>>697371599
evolve magikarp
Dude with the cum collection that use to come on every new years eve. He hasn't been here in a while, he dead ain't he.
>>697375590
Yes, and? He clearly wrote "Boxxy is a new meme though"
Learn to read.
>>697372364
"I wish to be the little girl" - mort
>>697375526
FUCK YOU
Anyone else remember the Mustard Man Dance?
>>697375785
Oldfags exposed scientology.
Operation chantology was a great success
Cracky Chan
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_4chan#2007
best year of my life
>>697375900
Yeah, I got that part.
>>697375296
I will return
>>697371599
I was here when don to ron is the fon, was still a thing
W. T. Snackz
If you weren't here for moots grape juice incident, you can fuck off back to facebook.
>>697375289
Samurai still roam japan everywhere as peace-keepers.
You're the man now dawg
But will it take off?
THUG AIM
Newfags cannot triforce
>>697371599
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
>>697376189
Millhouse is not a meme
I'm too new for Moot but I remember that massive faggot Heaven
I want to have sex with mari
Fingerbox thread?
>>697375362
not a crip stfu
>>697371599
OP is a faggot desu
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>>697371931
That's a vanilla wow Era meme from wow or a similar mom. This entire fucking thread makes me cringe. Any newfuckingfaggot trying to prove he's an oldfat is just a newfag. All the old fans are just lurking or have moved on.
/b/ and the rest of 4chan is now a walmart
>>697374076
>Halt! Hammerzeit!
no
>>697371599
Warmong muh harbles.
Harble harble harble
Exploding knees
>>697376502
>08-03'
>Lolikon removal incoming.
;_;
im a newfag
>>697372118
Anyone who's ever uttered this faggot fucking meme is the cancer of the planet not even this site. You are a horrible Epson, and if murder were legal I would track you down and end your life. This is how much I despise you, Faggot
Figures your img is an anime one. I bet you post bananas everywhere and feel like you belong when you find another banana poster posting huh? You are a waste of human life you disgusting piece of buffalo shit.
>>697376533
>only oldfags lurk
>responds by giving his two cents
wat?
Duckroll
>>697372118
epic facebook meme
pic related
Too soon
>>697376858
>inspect when downloaded picture
you are the most embarrassing newfag ever
zozzles
Pre-gay stuff on /b/ and wmv, rm, avi porn on lolita.
>>697371599
Remember Joe cartoon?
>>697371599
I shouldn't have come back.
>>697371599
old fags pretend to be newfags to piss off new fags pretending to be oldfags
FUCK YA SEAKING
Dial Soap.
>>697376031
>>697371599
ITT: newfags trying to achieve their oldfag title reward achievement whilst not understanding what oldfag meant back in the day and also not asking themselfes why there were oldfags when 4chan was pretty new.
Wazzap!!!
Check my trips you fags
>>697376783
>giving 2 cents not proving I'm new or old
Only oldfags will lurk a thread like this and NOT post a meme "proving" their time on here
your reading comprehension is equivalent to pic related
>>697371599
moot is a faggot
>>697377087
Well you're not wrong
>>697371599
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
That was the guy from the burger king shit
>>697377127
>>697376031
>not having been apart of OP. Clambake
faggot
>>697375061
I'm not an oldfag but I agree with this. I dont know if its 4 or 5 years now
>>697371599
There are literally 2 oldfags left on this shit.
>>697376953
because I have a new PC? kek, get mad bro
>>697377301
That pasta is tooooo new
>>697373006
>>697373336
>>697371599
Difficult to prove, but I'll go with this:
"This thread is full of newfags looking stuff up on knowyourmeme.com to try to look cool to a load of other newfags, and odds are pretty solid I'm the only real oldfag here."
>>697377141
I was called newfag back in 2003, I get called newfag nowadays as well.
>>697375061
It's easy to remember if you have something related to your arrival.
Me, School+IBM R40, browsing E-shuushuu, finding this by mistake on Altavista, finding desu, while downloading mods for Robot Arena 2.
I miss the old penis and vagina word filters, the pools closed due to aids, twinky house, back when there werent any trap threads on /b/ and furries were not tolerated, you could expect at least 3 cheesy pizza threads an hour. Ylyl was still somewhat OC, i came here in 2006, i was in 9th grade, im 25 now. I wouldnt reccomend it.
I've been here longer than anyone itt
Honestly, I feel bad
This is my first day on /b/ ever. I think I love it here.
>>697377534
Agreed. If you're gonna try to pass as old, at least paste the shit was so cash one...
brb, soup.
>>697377804
>2006
same 24 now
someone end my misery
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>697377225
goooood one....nice defensive counter argument
pic relate
>move along new faggets
also brianna/jess
>>697377751
Im older than you you're prob like 1over 9000 years old
Moot.
Pool's closed
>>697378172
Soup, /b/?
>>697377533
>get mad bro
uhhuh, nice excuse newfag
>mfw I'm not mad
>mfw you are angry for me calling you out
>mfw I have no face
009
>>697372401
Tasty
Murk loar!
>>697378285
Already posted that, had to go up to find it and saw someone else posting it.
>>697372186
#1
>>697378173
A friend broke rules 1 and 2 and nothing was ever the same.
i don't like chocolate milk. I prefer natural.
>>697378484
But the first two rules are the same.
roody poo
>>697378195
There wasn't much to counter argue gtfo newfag. Again your reading comprehension equivalent.
shop the wop and do a battle roll. amirite?
how to make crystals!
>>697378209
Bawwwwwwwww I miss people saying this
>>697378568
Trolling is a art.
>>697378532
you did it wrong fag. It's regular milk
>>697371599
its called a USB line... I'll show you later
>>697378209
>brianna/jess
She was 12chans plaything, not 4chan.
>tfw when 4chan got thir hands on a bona fide loli, the only thing they managed to do was getting her to show her bellybutton and proceeded to send her to bed.
>>697371599
Naked banana meme
The fappening
Wew lad
Does no one liek mudkipz anymore? In the day, did anyone ever come up to you in school asking this? One person did years ago to me first year of college.
>>697378579
> Again your reading comprehension equivalent.
>maybe if you repeat it and keep posting dank memes it will become more and more true
>There wasn't much to counter argue gtfo newfag
>don't feed the trolls number 1 rule of the internet
