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Hey /b/ found this frog in my garden

Dubs decide what to do
delivering, today op is not a fag
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>>697371574
space program
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>>697371666
OH SHIT WADDUP
DELIVER OP
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>>697371666
lol satan
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>>697371666
Calm down, Satan.

OP said dubs, not trips.

Just let it go you faggot.
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>>697371666
nice
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>>697371574
dsfdsfsdf
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>>697371666
Satan demands space program
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>>697371666
cheked and keked
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>>697371666
this
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Do not disappoint the Lord, OP
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>>697371574
put your dick on it
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>>697371574
yo fuck you
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>>697371999
O my
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its funny that even the website 4chan has a better space program than mud nations in Africa
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>>697371666
OP here. I won't do it i don't want to hurt it.

Roll for someting else which creative, funny, and won't cause harm.
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>>697371574
keep as pet and call charlie.
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>>697371574
Im gonna stab you in the abdomen
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>>697371666
Heil
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Trip thread!
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>>697371574
>>697371666
hey /b/ op here, i will deliver but what is space program
also check filename
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>>697372242
You'd be wise not anger Kek
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Take a picture of it on your dick
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>>697372245
roll for this
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>>697371999
>>697371666
>satan pls
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>>697371574
ok
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>>697371666
This
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>>697372242
>op will deliver today. OP is not a faggot.
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>>697371574
fug
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bash it with a rock

(also, timecard)
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>>697372369
attach balloons to its legs and let it go.

also kys
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>>697372242
OP is a massive faggot as always.

Space program kermit is good to go as said by 2x trips and 1 x dubs

Do it...
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try to fuck her
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>>697371999
>>697371666

Jervis Christ
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>>697372369
Found the newfag. Kill yourself you fucking faggot.
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Swallow it
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Paint the french flag on her
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>>697372242
OP is still a candy ass.
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>>697371574
I'm in the car with them so fine, why chance it.
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>>697372369
jokes on you i've got immunity cat
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>>697372369
/b/ Space programm
This toad wants to see the dark side of the moon
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put a pic of pepe the frog on her
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>>697372369
Tie balloons to it and let it fly away, That's a space program. This voyage will be known as Kermit 2
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>>697371666
Hello Satan who do you want to kill?
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That is a toad you fucking spastic.
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>>697371574
Nigga that's a toad
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cum in its mouth
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>>697372699
well
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>>697372369
Uh reply
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>>697372699
winrar?
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>>697372742
frog and toads are the samefags
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>>697372369
Tie it to a ballon

op is a fag alert
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>>697372369
fuck this

OP, see >>697372699
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>>697371574

Fuck it.
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>>697371666
toasting in epic bread
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>>697371574
Frog baseball
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PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR FUCK SAKE
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>>697372752
>>697372742
Oh hey another person who can see the difference... Cool.
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Paint it red, Angry pepe
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let it go
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>>697372866
frogs don't ribbit
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>>697372699
this one
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>>697371574
kys
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>>697372984
That's as boring as smashing it with a rock. Kill yourself, please.
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>>697372699

Will OP deliver ?
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>>697372369
Suck its dick
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Lick it and ask where's the correct way then say "If granny frog will answer she will get a kiss".
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>>697371574
Turns out op is not only a faggot but the faggot version of a super saiyan... His faggot level is over 9000
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>penis
>cock
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>>697373257
op is a newfag and won't deliver.
The wraith of KEK will destroy faggot op

Also, color it in tiger strips
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>>697372699
winrar
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Bonk it on the head with your dick. For Harambe.
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>>697371574
release it and kill yourself, faggot.
deliver.
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>>697371574
That's a cane toad
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>>697371666
>>697371999
Satan demands a sacrifice. If OP doesn't deliver he shall be forced to take 666 cocks up the butt without lube.
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OP here, i dont have ballons so i put the frog in a rocket dubs start space program
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ffs he's in the middle of the forest where's he gonna get a picture of pepe
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>>697372866
Frogs have smooth/slimy skin and remain close to a water source.

Toads have dry skin with warts and can survive away from water.

There are also some anatomical, skeletal, and reproductive differences.
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New fags guide to Space Program

>Find an animal.
>find enough balloons to lift the animal off the ground and fill them with helium.
>attach the balloons to the animal tightly, tight enough that it wont crawl out of the balloon's grip but not so tight that you kill it
>grab a camera and film it with a phone or camera and upload a webm or YouTube video of the event
>321 lift off
>film it for as long as possible until you lose sight of it
>if you are really a pro you will add some space music like "space oddity" by David Bowie
>Now remember, deliver and don't be a fag OP :) !!!

Here is an example from another thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qc4gYY4ozs

music version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB7H9LdjKj0
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FUCK you
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>>697371574
OP will not deliver you can tell by his tiny smooth underage faggot hands.
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>>697372699

Nice
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>>697373667
Roll
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>>697371574
release it
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>>697371574
Fag
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Eat it, record it and post it
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>>697371574
Space program
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>>697373667
rolling
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>>697373744
Dubs for lift off
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>>697373824
Bump
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>>697372369
Toaa
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>>697373894
Brump
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>>697372369
Fag.
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>>697373728
Correct music to use is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
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>>697372369
Faggot
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>>697373667
>>697373667
DO IT XD
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Stop posting in this thread

>>697372699
>>697372911

op haven't delivered these ones
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>>697371574

let the frog go, then kill yourself with a dinner fork

*fingers crossed*
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>>697373824
Bumping
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>>697373766
WINRAR
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>>697373667
If trips you put the frog in pooper.
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Bow to your lord satan faggot op..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSoqPMrfVLg
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>>697372369
shitter
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>>697373667
fuck this
look at this
>>697372699
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>>697373824
This
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>>697374202
This one
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>>697374019
No, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYMCLz5PQVw
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>>697372242
>today op is not a fag
>I dont want to hurt it
>op is a fag
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>>697371666
we know your tricks Satan. that was just unfair
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>>697371574
Free froggy.
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>>697372242
low q bait
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>>697371574
Do a space mission!
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>>697371574
let him go
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>>697371574
Where the fuck is the Space Program?
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>>697374703
Vegan gains, is that you?
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>>697374703
Stop being a faggot
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>>697374621
>>697374832
Rolling
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eat it
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...
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>>697374290
Read the post underneath it fag.
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>>697371574
Ma nigda
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>>697371574
Damn
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free frogger
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OP HERE, YOU JUST BEEN TROLLED THE FROG NEVER EXISTED XD
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Release it
that's a toad btw
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you're a huge faggot!
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>>697371574
nigga this meme is old spaghet
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>>697373667
ur not op u fucking nigger lover
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why?
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>>697375009
You have angered /b/, your days are numbered.
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>>697371574
I hate you
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Came into this thread looking and hoping for this response. Thank you, at least humanity isn't dead yet ...
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>>697372699
>>697372911
>>697374090

I'm waiting for somethin looking like this OP :
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>>697375009
immunity cat lmao
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>>697373700
all toads are frogs
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>>697372369
You're a cancer sore
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>>697375205
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>>697371574
cuck
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>>697371574
kill yourself with it
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>>697371574
>>697371666
THIS
Space program!!!
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>>697372369
ok
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space program
pic related
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>>697375707
m... mods...?
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>>697375855
It's only porn if you want it to be.
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>>697375855

pourquoi
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dfgh
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>>697375999
Check'd
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>>697375855
sorry wrong pic i was in my cp folder xD
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>>697375707
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>>697371574
Delivery?
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>>697371574
fuck you.
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>>697376260
>how to screenshot
>dick enlargement shit
>little girls
>reply or your whole family will 'x' crap
>gotimmunitycatonmyside.jpg
>filename
>mfw
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>>697372369
Faggot
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>>697376260
Fagg
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>>697376260
Dammit fuck you
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>>697371574
is dubs you must do this to it
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Fuck you
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>>697372369
You fucking faggot
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>>697371574
Fucker
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>>697371574
you are an asshat
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That's a toad, not a frog, faggot.
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>>697375009
Fucking nigger
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>>697373667
roll.
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>>697377428
>>697377462
>>697377510
Samefag
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can i roll for dubz? :(
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>>697376816
>newfagging this hard
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>>697377329
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>>697372369
ha
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>>697373667
haha
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>>697372369
Stop being a faggot and leave the chill qt alone
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>>697377566
WINRAR do it op
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>>697371999
>>697371666
This frog is destined for great things in space.
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>>697371574

Fuck you faggot
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>>697372369
Sage and reported
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>>697371574
You nigger
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>>697371574
ok
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>>697371574
Not a fag but a regular homosexual.
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cum on him and send to the skies
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>>697372369
Still a nigger
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>>697371574
a
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>>697373667
You cunt
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>>697371574
BOIL IT ALIVE AND RECORD IT
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>>697377965
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>>697372369
fag
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>>697373667
KUNT
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>>697371574
boil the mf
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>>697372369
jesus
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Gg
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take a big ol doodoo on it
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>>697372369
Gaayyyyyyyy. Put it on your dick!
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>>697371666
Nasa funded by Satan confirmed
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OP tell us are you a faggot or not?
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>>697375009
Gaaaaaaaaaaayy/yyyyyyyyyy
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reply
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>>697371574
cut in half do it nigger
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>>697371574
25252563
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>>697371574

asdfghjkl;'
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Enlist the frog into the armed forces
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>>697371574
what a massive faggottron you are OP
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>>697380049
nice numbers
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......
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>>697371574
stop please
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If dubs let the poor frog go
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>>697380838
what
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>>697371574
nig
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>>697372369
fuck you nigger
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>>697371574
Fag
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>>697371574
someday everybody has to die
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>>697372369
sad kid
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>>697381007
James, please go to bed
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>>697373667
summer fag
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>>697371574
Lol
Eat it raw
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>>697377965
what the fuck is wrong with those chinks?
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>>697375009
summer fag
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>>697372369
fair nuth
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damn
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>>697372369
Release it
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>>697372369
Such a flaming homo
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>>697371574
Bun
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>>697377329
someone give him a hand
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>>697372369

fuck
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Fuck off
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>>697373667
oh man
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>>697375009

faggot
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>>697371574
xd
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>>697375009
didn't read, but i protect this thread.
I'm the protector, and no one haves to reply to this post again. I protect you.
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>>697371574
Let him go
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Space program
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So op at the end it is a fag
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>>697372242
GTFO summerfag!
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>>697371574
oh no
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>>697371574
Let it go
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Smoke it. 4/20 blaze.
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Sacrifice and eat.
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put your cock in its mouth
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>>697371999
The number of the beast right ways up AND inverted?
Holy fuck all hail satan
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Gbcncn
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>>697375009
>ITT: We mass report OP until he gets b&

GOGOGOGOGO
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>>697372242
Not OP, come on you idiots, if really OP post again with pic and stamp
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>>697371574
F U
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>>697372242
Lick it thrice and spin spin spin you faggot
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OP here, I'm not really OP, but you're going to believe what I'm saying anyway because I said I'm OP.
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>>697373667
Op, dat ain't no froggo
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>>697375999
More of Satan's great wisdom
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>>697372369
Goddammit
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>>697371574
Fuck
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>>697372369
Shit
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>>697377329
>eats a frog
>one arm
>handbag
Truly the gif that keeps on giving.
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Space Program
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>>697371574
I doxxed them frogs so hard, they stopped existing. Heh, I bet you wish you were me, kid. I'm part of Anonymous and can fuck your life up in a heartbeat...or a tip of the hat. You've never seen someone as dangerous as me! When I was in high school, I started getting nudes from every hottie out there whether they wanted to or not. I'm the elite, boy. I go to other chans, and shit is way more intense there than here. It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm the alpha wolf. Whoever responds to this comment will get doxxed, since I'm feeling a bit whimsical today. On just a whim, I can wreck your life. I'm like God, except I exist. Only idiots believe in God, you know what I'm saying? I also have a few black belts, no biggie. So if you think you can take me on the chan or in real life, think again.
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>>697372369
Shit>>697375009
Rip
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>>697376260
T
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>>697371574
It's not a frog, it's a toad. Fucking ignorant losers.
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>>697371574
Ok
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>>697371574
m
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