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>>697363268
>bad CGI
>>697364016
man, havent seen that one in many years
>>697363430
>in case you needed proof
>>697364196
not naming it ithoughtheysmelledbadontheoutside.jpg
>>697363655
any porn of her minus the alligator?
https://youtu.be/Ex5IdX9RszY
fresh oc
>>697365020
me sorprendes
>>697364786
wtf source.
>>697366484
filename
monkey shines
>>697363268
Wtf is that and why is this crazy bastard playing with it?
>>697363655
Any porn of only the alligator ?
>>697366765
It's called CGI you autist
>>697362916
lol i do that all the time
>>697363430
ive read a hentai manga like this. the kids will gangbang her and do an impregnation ritual that night.
>>697364258
that ain't no hermaphrodite, that's a dude whose ball have been cut off and turned into a fuck hole.
>>697366935
It's a whip scorpion. They exist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi
>>697366970
links?
>>697367217
Yes but this one is fucking cgi or am I just fucking stoned man?
>>697367143
someone forgott leg day
>>697364501
HOLY FUCK
>>697362916
this lady looks similar and is just as gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4Uidxpnz8
I think Im seeing a connection
>>697363859
You fucking idiot.
>>697367509
it's bait
>>697362916
Shes the "Can I speak to your manager" kinda person
>>697367143
His legs are literly as thick as my cock
>>697363268
Terrible CG...
>>697366970
U know the name?
>>697367143
...How this can be? He doesnt even walk to the gym?
>>697366935
Fucking idiot. Its a real insect.
>>697368382
kek
>>697362916
the one where they throw the wheelchair person over the bridge. webm
>>697363430
Monkeys seeing a God for the first time. It's always like that.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10865687
wtf
>>697366540
What character is it supposed to be ?
>>697363101
>>697366540
would fuck
moar?
>>697364016
Sauce?
>>697364196
This one always blows me away, besides being fucking weirdos, fucking why
>>697368690
Ringo Noyamano
>>697368737
wtf dude, plis kill yourself
any more of old threads?
>>697364363
isnt the angel name of Satan actually Lucifer though
>>697367886
type Amblypygi on google images...
>>697364501
>>697367143
Ha, looks like a guy who'd go to your gym.
>>697365705
Dude feminists are hiliarious.
>>697368737
wow kill yourself holy shit
>>697365160
This guy is probably hard as fuck under all that fat
>>697368775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NnqM7Ojcz8
>>697369366
Yes
>>697365168
It's not very funny, Anon. I think that's why.
>>697364501
thats not a muslim beard. this is trying way too hard.
>>697366970
SAUCE
>>697368712
need moar
>>697364363
Lied friend, he has many names from many diffrent dictations and religions, the king James version uses lucifer
>>697364258
>>697368588
*goddess you illiterate dumbass at least try not to show your stupidity when being edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAoONl2P8fw
>>697366540
WIDE SHOULDERS. THICK NECK. MANLY FACE....YEAH IM NOT 2 SURE THIS WAS THING WAS BORN FEMALE
>>697365020
Why is a bartender at an upscale Japanese bar carving a big ice ball so the whiskey gets cooled but not diluted considered wtf?
>>697367716
dat filename
>>697365705
Take that working women who are in control of their bodies and what they do with them.
>>697368301
I was in that thread, the sheer amount of stupidity that this man showed was unreal.
I'm gonna say this was a glorious troll but I wouldn't put it past some people that this actually happened.
Was fucking absolutely stunned the entire time. Most refused to believe it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNzA8m4Zpg
>>697368712
She should fart glitter aswell
>>697369433
looks like a system shock 2/Thief character
>>697367548
I don't get why (s)he had to go so overboard. Those lips look unnatural to say the least, same for the eyes, and boobs look ugh. If you wanna be a woman, why make yourself a plastic container? That's not female or feminine. At least understand femininity before switching genders.
>>697364786
You filth
>>697371072
BECAUSE THEY ARE MENTALLY ILL YOU DUMB FUCK
>>697370775
>>697371190
/thread
>>697371190
i like you anon
>>697371576
What's worse than someone doing this is that some sick fuck buys this in fucking cases probably
>>697372022
>10 customer reviews
>5 stars
I checked out a long time ago
>>697363655
sauce please
>>697372321
filename
L'Exercice de l'Etat
>>697372261
>>697362916
Nasty bitch.
>>697372261
What is illegal about this exactly?
>>697372848
>>697372848
This reminds me of the time I went to McDonalds and I wanted a Shrek toy but all they had was Barbie and so I started crying but then I remembered that Barbie toys have boobies so I got one with my Happy Meal and took it home and then touched my peepee until my yogurt came out and it got on the barbie so I asked my sister to help clean it up because she's a girl and girls like to clean and instead of grabbing paper towels she just licked it off and said it was good so she then licked it off my peepee and my peepee got hard again so 20 minutes later she licked my peepee and more yogurt came out and she swallowed it and so now sometimes she asks for my yogurt because she said it makes her feel good and so now I play with Barbies and my sister joins in too and we have fun
>>697372870
It's illegal to throw any kind of body fluids to other people, like spitting on someone counts as assault
>>697363268
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi
>>697373227
Same
>>697373253
But it was at kids. For all they knew it was some kind of murky water
>>697373253
>speaking of assault
>>697368577
What is even happening in that
>>697373436
No u
>>697362916
no shame in crusty foot-skin snacking.
>>697367461
>Steakandcheese.com
I nostalgia'd
>>697367143
That schmendrick could break both legs jumping of a curb. I got leg hairs bigger than this goofs leg. Pretty bad when they can bury you in a casket shaped like a lollipop....
>>697371576
Underground fecal transplant black market
>>697373461
They knew it was semen.
Their dads taught them well, unlike YOURS.
>>697373542
>get him
my sides
>>697366376
WTF? They sending wetbacks to Niggerland now?
>>697366856
upboat
>>697373839
That guy really likes beans
>>697373839
I forgot that site ever was. What happened?
>>697362916
sometimes i will pick at my calluses and even use my teeth but i don't eat it
>>697363905
hoooly f
>>697374182
What is going on here?
>>697374011
>underrated
>>697367907
>le funny frog meme 3 years ago
really makes you think
>>697370775
The civilian looks to be a godamn cutie
>>697363430
Triggered.
>>697363268
fucking fake as fucking fuck
>>697371071
mfw it really does
>>697374590
>>697374590
>>697374590
Both are 10/10 would bang.
>>697374872
>>697374933
dubs of truth
>>697374933
>>697374872
STOP!!!
>>697363430
Shitskins always have to touch and put their hands on everything, it's disgusting.
>>697365527
winar wtf
is that fucking milk everywhere
>>697375033
>>697375050
>>697374933
Double dubs sais no
>>697375186
>>697365826
sauce?
>>697375186
please stop
>>697373839
Is that the original face? Or is the miserable one the real one?
>>697368712
Trump 2016
>>697375318
>>697366856
thats a crocodile faggot
>>697363101
Oh god no. That thing has to be a transgender, it's far too ugly to be a woman
>>697370191
*God. That's pretty sexist of you cis scumbag. You don't know how this person identifies sexually! How dare you make assumptions this way. Looks like you are the morally inferior one after all. :^)
>>697367907
Holy shit that hole is fucking deep .. how the hell could that happen
>>697368371
technically its an arachnid
>>697362916
>>697375771
holy fuck im high
>>697375662
sorry, but not everyone can be from texas
>>697375662
it's an alligator you nigger
>>697374872
not this shit again
>>69737441
Okay, I've seen this WEBM or GIF for years and have saved other versions with watermarks& overlays but this is very clean.
So, seeing the junk area in better detail I gotta say that it's a woman. No trans surgeon could replicate a vulva that convincing and the theory it was a trans still able to ejaculate was always suspect as the vas deferens, testes and seminal vessels all get removed or incapacitated during the reassignment surgery.
This has to be a chick who learned she had a great volume of discharge especially during orgasm and adapted a standing fap approach to keep messes in check & to film videos like this or to play for her man like this (because it us fucking hot).
What say you cretin assholes?
don't post that evil here
>>697374872
you won this thread, agian, probalbally.
now leave
>>697374472
nothing good.
>>697363905
this one is amazing.
>>697363101
>Hillary voters
>>697369433
i would be scared as fuck if someone followed me down an alley in that fucking suit
>>697376201
Refers to...
>>697374412
Something got fucked up...
>>697376201
>seal of approval
>>697376531
>>697368988
What gets me about this personally is...
why is she wearing gloves?
>>697376071
>eat that filthy waste like a good toddler
This comic is never not hilarious
>>697363101
Okay I literally said out loud 'WTF?!"
>>697375851
What the fuck
Is going on
>>697369433
How can someone so sort of attractive be so batshit fucking insane?
>>697368029
m'lady
>>697375179
Moderately certain it's horse sperm.
>>697362916
feminism.webm
>>697370550
It's supposed to dilute. At least that's how good whiskey tends to be served. I had a $95 McCallan single malt rare cask at a bar a few months ago and it had a similarly sized icecube.
>>697374590
>>697374590
10/10 would bang either of them
>>697376004
sorry sperglord faggot you are wrong.
>>697364122
where dis from?
>>697369988
Yes it is, anon.
Moustaches are to be shaven every 40 some days, according to the hadith.
>>697374182
>>697374472
This is what amerijews do to their microdicks
>>697376846
19th century katana fag
>>697366540
kek all those cut and burn marks
>>697372848
this is literally the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen
>>697377229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU
>>697376531
I know these surgeries are quite common now and many are happy with the results but it just looks so fucking hamfisted to me. How can neuro nerve paths be salvaged, they're literally burning away flesh. I don't think trans can feel much, if anything after this shit. I presume its like a quadriplegic who still has "sex" with his wife, eating her out & just enjoying the intimacy as his dick is DOA. Trans must be similar where they're just so happy to look ike a woman down there, even if its flawed, they can get satisfaction through pleasing their partner and like the crip, the intimacy.
>>697377320
Every time I see this I desperately would like to know the back story.
How did this person get into the convention (?) area in the first place? Did she get immediately kicked out? How much autism must one possess to think that was an acceptable way to go out in public?
>>697377710
Why is he wearing roller blades at a bicycle convention?
>>697377818
retarded mom but I like the kid's picture
>>697362916
Doing this is kinda ok...
Doing this in public is definitely never ok.
>>697377710
>filename
Poor dude, that the real life example of an micro penis
>>697363101
Is that Josh Peck in the red?
>>697367417
Her math is that every black man is literally walking melanin.
185 lbs= 83914.6 grams
at $353 per gram thats where she gets her 28 million.
No blood, bones, tissue, nothing. Niggers are just walking melanin? How fucking stupid.
>>697374533
thats deep
>>697367143
Was probably in a wheelchair for a long time
>>697365020
His hands all over that ice. Fucking disgusting
>>697377610
it's not like they cut it off and put it back on, most of the pleasure areas are still intact just on the inside
>>697378367
Fucking Japan!
>>697378367
boobs dont work like that
do boobs work like that?
>>697364363
This gif, meh.
The source of this gif.... yeah, that's pretty fucked up. It's about 5 minutes long and on youtube but I can't be bothered to find and link it. Something to do with Mark Twain I think.
>>697367548
jesus fucking christ.
>>697378367
wat
>>697370023
>XD
>>697370615
actually, a shitty carving of a guy sucking his own dick is the perfect response to a humorless prick who doesn't realize that his work is shit
>>697362916
Sauce here
bit ly 2arPcou
>>697379266
the way she tells her to gtfo
lmao
>>697363569
Oh great. Now I'm diamonds.
>>697377710
lil smokie
>>697363101
white people are idiots
>>697379941
>white people
look again sperg
>>697363430
She gonna get banged with some bbc
>>697362987
Oh shit, I am developing a new fetish.
>>697363655
There's nothing wrong with vore, except that Furry faggot shit.
>>697363430
Cute vid. Little nigglets are so amazed at the sight of blond straight hair
>>697369433
I wouldn't have am issue with being wth her
>>697380535
gotta wonder if it's a propietery protein shake.
Ayy Lmao.
>>697365020
Why not use a mould instead of getting sweaty jap fingers all over the ice.
Plus I could probably have poured 10 pints in the time it took him to fuck around with that ice
>>697374744
I fucking hate this guy.
>>697364786
And that is the why we are on the top of the Monkeys piramid.
>>697365396
Christopher walken? Is that you?
>>697369366
Satan is the name from the hebrew demon
Lucifer is the name given to the catholic angel
>>697379431
>Falling for obvious bait
>>697380867
that vid, always distrubing
>>697366305
moar like this pls
Some people are nasty as hell
>>697372777
Checked.
>>697381809
>>697381270
Why is it always the fucking Germans doing this retarded shit?
>>697374779
That's what you call art
>>697376817
A tranny fucking a dead cow's head
>>697368029
FUCK YOU.
>>697366305
>open the sour cream
>>697362916
>>697368382
Ok, I've done everything except the bottom right panel.
>>697380535
that horse ween. There's no way she hasn't been givin' it BJ's on the DL
>>697380652
It does contain protein, well if I remember correctly
>>697363268
wasn't that shit on harry potter?
>>697367376
You're stoned mate. It's an unusual species, not d. variagata or d. diadema but it's a real amblypygid.
