Your age: # of women you've fucked: >no lying edition
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Your age:
# of women you've fucked:
>no lying edition
>>697316585
19 and 0 feels bad man
>>697316585
24
6
>>697316585
24
5
:(
>>697316585
34 and 23. I'm done now unless the wife wants to give me a hall pass
>>697316761
No lying you fat cunt
>>697316585
19, 30
21 , 3 its ok 2 long term girlfriends
26/ 12
23, 17
34 and 9. I've been in a loving relationship for more than 6 years now, so no more fucking around for me.
27 and 7
>>697316834
why would I lie on an anon board?
28, 3.
Married atm, divorced soon. Expect both numbers to go up. Let's see if the second can catch up.
23
0
19
3
23, 8
22
4, one was a hooker though
>>697317071
They will/should. Got divorced and my number increased 3 fold in 3 years. Enjoy yourself!
20 and 3. First time with best friend, after that with 2 girlfriends... Nothing special, nothing good. FeelsBadMan
>>697316585
21
3
It was a foursome.
>>697316585
18
0
>>697316585
27
4
had 2 long relationships. is what it is and couldnt give a fuck maine
25
4
two of them within the last two weeks
>>697316585
25
5
Been together with the same girl for almost 3 years tho
>>697316585
23 old, 19. 4 virgins, all the virgins I almost regret at this point.
>>697316585
23
11
inb4
>bullshit
Swedish girls may be hot, but their head is filled with air.
>>697316585
21. 3.
Currently dating #3 and friends with 1. #2 was fucking insane though.
>>697317057
Cuz you're a fat worthless piece of shit
25
7 fucked
and many MANY blowjobs
>>697316585
21
2
31
0
>>697317187
That's a quick way to get the number up
>>697316585
20
2
30
38
Also from21 to 27 had a gf. But tinder these last years did great for me.
>>697317213
The grass is always greener. After a while, I realized quantity is nothing but a superficial ego booster. Plus you are eventually lonely af no matter how many girls you bed
21/0
Feels good to be pure, man.
25, 3
30
4 girls
4 guys
Don't mind me, just trying a tripcode.
24, 22
>>697317255
Why would that be bullshit you could have easily fucked that many women. I'm sure you could get that in 5 months
21
2
>just fucking shoot me
25
0
jokes on you, i'm a FAGGOT hahahaha
38
4
Quality over quantity
>>697317167
I will. Thought I'd have found a girl for life, turns out she is a whore. Oh well.
Got money and will be a judge with 30, got some good looks, things should be nice. Thanks for the kind words, anon.
21, over 100
28, about 25. I caught the herps somewhere along the way.
16 - 1, your mother
24
10
22 years, 0 fucks given
Not mad at all. My first one has to be the best one
23
0
>>697317331
Are you me?
23
1
>>697317477
how does it feel anon
>>697317460
Sure faggot
>>697316585
>26
>8
>>697316585
Age: 24
Girls fucked: 47
That will slow down now seeing as I recently got a new gf
>>697316585
24
2
24
0
and i don't give a fuck about all these cumdumpsters
i'm going to be a wizard
>>697317274
Not him but my body count is over 100 @ 26. His numbers are actually quite modest
40
40
>>697317331
wizard detected
>>697317372
It is time, Simba
>>697317356
Recently struck by a bender to sleep with strangers outside the regular group. Whats your success with tender been? Was thinking of trying it out.
>>697317550
>>697317542
My niggas
34 and I dunno, 80 something is my best guess. Most were hookers though and only once.
>>697317590
For 34, I agree. Had my fun
26.
0.
>>697317601
LORDY LORDY SOMEONES TURNING 40 40!!
18
3
all but one have been meh.
26
Around 40ish
I kind am. A manslut, but calmed down since I started dating the gf. She has a high sex drive but I still feel the need for new pussy. I cheat when I travel for work sometimes
>>697317529
Surprisingly not horrible. It only comes out 2x a year or so and I just refrain from showing anyone my junk then
>>697317331
LIST OF SPELLS YOU CAN CAST QUICK FAGGOT
Over 9000.
>>697316585
30
7
>>697317421
Tho lost my sexuall apitite once i realised how fucking retarded most girls are, no im not gay i still like women, but i rather have a relationship with someone whos smart than to fuck 20 braindead bimbos.
THIS IS AN FBI THREAD
Proceed with caution
20
2+1 I limp ducked. Had to fold my dick in half because I was just too drunk lol
20
3
>>697316585
42
0
39
no fucks
85 blowjobs though
am i stil virgin?
23
8
Been in a relationship from 18 to 22 and only cheat once
>>697317807
>>697317808
!! Hivemind
29/5 1 was hot as fuck, 3 were pretty good, 1 I wouldn't write home about.
I'm an awkward fuck so trust me, there's hope for everyone.
>>697316585
23
4
But had sex probably 2000 times or so total
Could be better, but I don't mind my score.
42,4
>>697317748
>rationalizing
You'd fuck hot sluts, if you could m8
29 years young
Fucked about 24 women, somewhere within 2 or 3 of that
Lots of bjs from girls without returning the favor too which is nice when she's a cunt and you talk her into doing that
Find myself slowing down the older I've gotten, got out of the 5 year shitshow relationship and sex is just the last thing on my mind
>>697316585
24
about 50
24
10
Four months dry fuuuuuckk
>>697317852
god damnit remi is hot at fuck..
30
25
>>697317550
You have 6y. It is a hard road to wizardhood.
31
#25 approx
22.
20ish?
Ive had the same FWB for 2 years now......
Bitch is so hard to make cum now. anybody experience this?
>>697316585
14
14
Was very wierd tho
>>697317837
Real or?
21
4
>>697316585
19
9
19
42
Whoops. Only 3 in the past 4 years though due to long term relationships. Had a drunken threesome with the current girlfriend haha. Girls in Aus are easy, but I'm past the sleeping around stage
>>697316585
20 and 29
26
1
19
1
>>697316585
29
215
No I am not lying, Most of them were whores.
>>697317884
actually no, not anymore atleast. Ive had chances to do so in the past 9 years of my sexlife,and i did when i was younger, but as said, sex is only fun when it means something. may sound like a fag but then again, atleast i know it
17
0
22
1
>>697317675
i like this reference
>>697316585
24 and 16... but I fucked a dude for the first time last night. I'm counting it b'c I'm happy about it.
>>697317852
Of my four girls, two were okay to decent looking (say 6 or 6.5), one was a fairly fat slut (maybe 5 on a good day) and one (who i actually dated the longest) was probably a 4 but she was good in bed and kinky as fuck. She was also nuts, but still.
>>697317367
yea, had 3 other friends make advances on me but was in a relationship at the time (kinda fucked up now I think about it). and in a relationship now and life is pretty fucking sweet. my older single friends mostly all want to get girlfriends now. Some I think might feel lonely i guess. anyway
>feelsgoodman.mkv
14
none
26
1
It was a threesome with a guy and girl, I was 20 at the time. It was a rad night except I didn't get to cuddle afterwards. I'm too much of a pussy to find more, something not a threesome, maybe even a relationship. Girls are hard.
>>697316585
26
1
Did other stuff with 2 others
>>697317748
Good luck in that search b/ro because even if you do find one there is common sense and her possibly being stupid in other areas
21 = 8
>>697318046
i bust a nut as soon as the girl puts my dick in her mouth then fall asleep. can never get to sexxy times..feels bad man
17
4
Paid 1
18, 1
26
0 women, 6 men
Age: 25
Females: 29
Traps:1
17
0
>>697318272
Im bi, and prefer men. Guys give better head, i love sucking cock and dont mind taking it up the ass. I could be (and at times am) completely gay, but girls seem to be better for companionship and relationships.
>>697317775
Femanazi Bigot Insecurity
40
83
Age: 31
Womens: 18
24
8
22
7
>>697317071
>Married atm, divorced soon
What happened for the divorce?
27, 31
>>697318529
I ended a three year relationship and kinda lost that whole 'feelings' thing... Got a Tinder and am enjoying it. The dude I fucked has been my friend for a really long time... it was the straightest gay sex ever haha. I don't think I could bottom but I sucked his dick quite a bit :/
32
30-40?
Group sex makes the number go high fast I guess.
Not going to introduce that kinky shit to my current gf though. Don't want it to go downhill like the other relationships when introduced to open stuff.
18
1
>>697318135
And you would be lying anon if you had zero STD's
>>697316585
18
1
19, 1.
Does it count more if i say it was a radical feminazi and it screwed her life?
>>697316585
27
0
Get on my level
>>697318740
Yeah, bottoming isnt for everyone. I have to be in the mood, and it has to be the right guy (no way id bottom for pic related, for example, but id fuck him any day of the week) Sucking dick is awesome though, any guy who is curious should try it.
25, 4 women
>>697316585
18
0
But i think i'm going To make it today, wish me luck
19
0
>>697316585
19, 3
>>697319038
Did it make her realise she was straight and upset her?
33 and i just bagged my 40th semen demon
26yr old kv
>>697319067
Forgot pic
27
0
I'll be 23 at the end of the month. I'm at 17 girls.
>19 y/o turning 20 2nd october
>0
>>697318314
Jinx :3
>>697317079
pleb. get off the fucking board you loser.
>>697316585
25, 4.
21 and 2 no big deal really
>>697317852
major man hands.
14
10
33
7
>>697316585
27
0
>>697316585
28
Maybe 13? I was drunk most of the time.
>>697319153
It really changes her point of view about being empowered, also I had to finish myself off because she was ugly and fat (as probably expected) so I guess that made her realize she was disgusting.
>>697316585
18
0
16
25
>>697319688
mawaaads
12
Your mom
>>697316585
34
3
dem long term relationsships tho
27 ~7. Don't know teh exact number.
They are few because I began late (21) and I've almost always been in a relationship since then
>>697319945
get the fuck out
20
4
>>697316585
19
4
>24
>fucked 15
>messed around with about 30-40
>got married. Don Juan days are over. :(
>year into marriage, wife says I can still fuck girls if I want.
>life is good.
>>697316585
24
1
>>697316585
34, 40 maybe more, maybe less
>>697316585
29 years old
36 women
25
Only 2. The one girl that shattered me and some hyper slut.
>>697316585
35
stopped counting at 100 when I was 26
former professional musician
>>697316585
28, soon 29
0
19 and 2
I've had two traps
>>697317428
Aww, come on. I had my first sex when I was 19 (it was awful) and the first REAL sex with 21. It just went from there, with experience comes confidence. Girls smell confidence.
>>697319651
you're actually a faggot
28
1
27
1
Married
>>697316585
28
about the same. somewhere in the ball park of 25-32
and i havent had sex with anyone but my girlfriend for about 6 years now
29-28
>>697320321
># of women you've fucked
traps aren't women faggot.
16
3
>>697316585
30
3
>>697316585
23
virgin
>>697317866
>But had sex probably 2000 times or so total
If you did it every single day that's like 6 years of fucking. Every. Single. Day.
I mean I guess it's possible, but it seems a little high for a 23yo.
28
3
2 paid for in Tijuana
>>697316585
21.5
.... Zero. :'(
>>697320619
not based anon. but yeah 2000 seems high. i dont think ive even cummed 2000 times.
21
0
kissed a few and touched a boob once though
>>697316585
>believable lies edition
Fixed that for ya.
21:3
>>697320705
probably because you refer to yourself in half ages still
13
1
>>697316585
32
3 not including prostitutes.
About 20-25 including them. Though I only may see them a few times a year, I've been fucking them since I was 18.
21
5
if your number is greater than half your age you should be whole-genitals castrated.
27. Lowballing at 20ish.
19, 17
>>697316585
>>697316585
I'm 29 and have stuck my dick in 53 women / girls to date. I lost my virginity at 15.
More than half of the pussy my dick's been in has been under 18 years old.
>19
>internet relationship
>meet up after 4 years
>don't fuck and settles for ez fat puss
>>697316585
24 and 7. Not bad, I've still probably got a few more years, I will definitely hit double digits
>>697316585
29
~11 diferent girls
Been with one gf for 3years and had like 300times sex with her
But I feel like I loser cuz I think that I should have fuck more girls until my 29.
Above 20 is average i guess.
But fuck it....life goes on
>>697320839
Bull. Shit.
>>697316585
23
17 only one was not paid for.
>>697320775
No lie I'm up to 15 at 22. Try to castrate m8. I'm blessed with words and a thick cock.
>>697318529
Seriously, there is nothing better than a wiling cocksucker who knows how to suck some primo cock. And they're oh so willing to do it too, unlike women who you practically have to beg for it.
My father is going to pay for not teaching me about women, all his children are going doing slutty craigslist cocksuckers throats.
29 and around 30
23
1
gf of 5 years
i sometimes feel like a massive loser
>24 and 2
>Don't mind that I'm lame
28
15 to 20, who counts
19
7 or 8 can't remember exactly
Im 38
Somewhere beteween 70-90.
I dealt drugs in my early 20's so could be more.
>>697317460
32
5
>Quality over quantity
fuck yes, anon
5 absolute stunners having people thinking i'm either loaded or have a huge cock
>mfw it's neither
19, 1, I dont like going out that much
>>697320899
why is that bullshit? im not op but curious why you think it is.
i am 27 have laid with over 100 womans
>>697320940
You don't know how old you are?
>>697320775
23
in the 30s
so more than my whole age, let alone half.
suckityouwhore
32
0
>>697316585
does drunk sex count?
>>697316585
>26
>1
with my gf for more than 9 years now, so I am happy with this.
>>697320954
I say just once cheat. So that way you know for sure if you want to only stick to that pussy for the rest of your days
>>697321086
If it doesnt then im fucked
>>697320899
>>697320899
On what grounds? That you can't bang that many yourself, or get any underage?
20
10
29
22, oldest 35 youngest 11
>>697321130
If it didn't count half the world would be virgins
>>697320603
Same.. Maybe we could get together..
>>697316585
25
14 (excluding countless prostitutes)
It's pathetic. I talk woman into bed and they still seem to think I'm the nice guy.
24, 1
24 and 11
>>697316585
24
71
Found the girl of my dreams around 30...
I fucked it up because I'm a retard and now I'm here just fucking random sluts every weekend...
I'll never be as happy as I was with her in my arms...
inb4 lies.... I really hate myself for fucking up with my dream girl.
>>697321205
explain
25,~10 I used to drink a lot and can't remember.
>>697316585
40
0
>29
>1, my wife
I wish I was lying. For all you kids who think this is a good idea, don't. Fuck at least 10 different women before getting married. That should be a legal requirement.
>>697316585
19
1
32 / 92
Not a single hooker
>inb4 lying virgin
>>697316585
25 9
enjoy getting divorced for half your shit
http://family-studies.org/counterintuitive-trends-in-the-link-between-premarital-sex-and-marital-stability/
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1741-3737.2003.00444.x/abstract?userIsAuthenticated=false&deniedAccessCustomisedMessage=
>>697317331
you fucking serious?!
>>697321121
i want to fuck other chicks because truth be told she doesnt want to have sex a lot anyway, but i want to be with her for other reasons. i guess you could call it love. i cant sleep without her, i enjoy speaking to her and eating with her and going out and everything... i just wanna bang some other chicks but i know we would be over the instant she found out...
plus i really cant afford a place of my own, we both try and get on with barely any money
>>697316585
21... 2. 1 long term girlfriend and a 1 night stand. Waiting until wife now.
>>697320230
the most fucked up part is that chasing chicks took over my whole life when I was 20.
There was few years when I was doing other stuff too.
I go out there every day trying to find some skinny & cute enough bitch. There's almost no skinny bitches because this is fucking Helsinki.
Almost all skinny girls here are some teens who either hate me for being a pedo for talking to them or can't believe that the situation is happening. I do not intentionally approach teens, I just cannot always tell a girls age.
Tinder I don't use. Can't see a girls legs in it.
>>697316585
21
4
>>697321407
What do the (T) and (A) letters mean?
>>697321397
Bravo man
>>697321540
yay. im a meme :(
>>697316585
37
no idea honestly...
probably 30ish? college and kink clubs...drunken blur...
21
1
20
2
The main reason for it not being high to due to being ugly as fuck
>>697316585
29 5 whores got one of them pregnant married the whore like a dip shit. #Cant make a whore a house wife
>>697316585
23 And honestly I have no clue, I was a bit of a manwhore in college
17
3
>>697316585
57. Close to 1000
21 years old
do not get lots of sex by any means 3 girls in total
second girl was a 1 night stand, first and only one night stand.
tfw you wake up 3 weeks later with herps; ffs this is only supposed to happen to sluts/man whores
>>697316585
So, no one dwelling on the piece of art posted by faggot OP?
19 7
2 were escorts
>>697321407
I number mine. As in Amy-1 all the way through to Amy -13
Clearly i fuck alot of Amy's.
>>697321746
fuck that's over 9000
35
19 women
3 shemales
2 male crossdressers
1 male
49
5
>>697321766
no, i have standards
