Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Ask a guy who lost his virginity to an escort at the age of 18

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 310
Thread images: 43
File: 1462892278413.jpg (632 KB, 1536x2048) Image search: [Google]
1462892278413.jpg
632 KB, 1536x2048
Ask a guy who lost his virginity to an escort at the age of 18 anything (happened about a month and a half ago)
>>
When do you think Christianity will be looked upon as a mythology as it should, like say norse or mayan mythology?
>>
I was thinking about doing the same thing.... how fast did you cum tho be honest
>>
>>697312121
> Escort

I'm guessing you're from the UK?
>>
>>697312262
400 years from now.
>>
>>697312262
Hopefully sooner, rather than later. Christianity frowns upon what I did
>>
>>697312417
are you a good person?
>>
>>697312121
Why
>>
>>697312297
llllluuuuuuuuurking
answer this OP
>>
>>697312121
where are you from ? the you still have the escort web link ? how much did you pay ?
>>
>>697312297
She blew me for a good ten minutes. Masturbating multiple times daily helped with stamina. I think I only lasted 5-10 minutes inside of her though
>>
>>697312622
my first time went for 6 hours. couldn't cum. I can't last longer than an hour anymore.
>>
>>697312366
>>697312611
I'm in the midwestern U.S.
I just prefer the term escort to other terms.
I found her on backpage, she gave me her real name and added me on facebook after the session
>>
>>697312611
I paid $200
>>
>>697312589
Probably not. I've accepted it at this point. This whole summer has been an emotional rollercoaster for me
>>
>>697312816
Fair enough. Escort is the most common name for prostitutes in the UK. I have been tempted to lose my V to an Escort seeing as I have a job. I found a pretty legit looking site. But It's like I doubt I could last an hour nor is 15 minutes long enough. 30 mins is usually around £40 - £50, thats a lot, is it worth it?
>>
>>697312604
I'm socially awkward and was filled with sexual tension that masturbation could no longer satisfy
>>
>>697312985
same. i used to think i was a good person. why does it matter that christianity doesn't like what you did. do you live in a predominantly christian society?
>>
>>697313069
It was definitely worth it in my opinion. It really depends on if you view virginity as sacred or if you would rather just get rid of it
>>
>>697313246
>when you realize you could be a good person or otherwise regardless of religion or society
>>
>>697313295
I wanna just get rid of it. Would it not be kinda weird though telling people I lost my virginity to an escort
>>
>>697313246
nowhere in his post did he mention religion. stop projecting, you stupid faggot.
>>
>>697313397
i don't think you understood me. I'm intrinsically a bad person, but i have plenty of redeeming qualities. I'm just a self aware narcisist.
>>
see - >>697312417
>>697313482
lrn2read you stupid faggot.
>>
>>697313246
I've realized at this point, no one is special. The only thing that matters is what makes you happy. So far I still haven't found anything that makes me feel true happiness, but I'm still looking. It doesn't matter what Christianity thinks I was just stating that what I did goes against the morals of a Christian. I couldn't care less about what Christians would want me to do
>>
>>697313422
You forgot an important detail to the situation. You could lie to your friends like I did and just say it was a tinder hookup
>>
>>697312121
You do realize that fucking non-escorts follows the same process? It just takes a little longer:
>Use Tinder.
>Get a match.
>Take her out to dinner twice.
>Ask her to come home and drink a few beers.
>Make out
>Touch breasts
>Simply ask to have sex
Shit's so cash
>>
What early symptoms of HIV you have so far?
>>
>>697313680
fair enough, thx for clarifying. jim jefferies gives good life advice - don't be a cunt. i try to live that way anyways. grats on losing your virginity. have a good one /b/ro
>>
>>697313800

Thats true
>>
>>697313851
Jim Jefferies is a god
>>
>>697313803
What the fuck do you say to grills on Tinder, I have no fucking idea what to start a conversation on, every time.
>>
>>697313803
>takes longer
>still costs money
I got an escort because I'm fucking impatient
>>
>>697313974
Sieg Heil Fuhrer Trump
>>
>>697314066
Yeah, but you fucked a whore.
>>
>>697313974
Talk about boats and robes. Like wizard robes
>>
>>697314066
and ugly
and can't talk to women
>>
>>697313974
Compliment them. Feed their egos.
>>
>>697314206
Yeah totally. Girls love robes
>>
>>697313544
Intrinsically bad? What are you basing this on? You sound more like an cringey edge-lord if you think being a narcissist is "intrinsically bad".
>>
>>697314204
Wtf you think tinder girls are? Virgins?
>>
>>697314311
I love hearing about the smells wizards make at nights too
>>
File: FB_IMG_1469974691634.jpg (65 KB, 720x1280) Image search: [Google]
FB_IMG_1469974691634.jpg
65 KB, 720x1280
>>
>>697314252
I always feel creepy complimenting a girl I don't know but I will try it anon
>>
>>697314434
Most girls go crazy for this
>>
>>697314410
bloodninja. kek
>>
>>697314388
Girl virgins? Someone's uncle was slacking growing up.
>>
>>697314204
>saying it as if I should feel guilty about it
I do not regret paying for sex
>>
>>697312907
$200? You have AIDS.
>>
>>697314515
Now theres a topic girls love
They love to hear about how much of a ninja you are
>>
>>697314378
I want to do good things but act in a self centred manner. by no means do i believe myself to be edgy and had no intention of attracting attention to myself with that post. I recognise my own faults, it seems like you're projecting. Not everyone on this site is as socially inept or internally backwards as you.
>>
File: 1467690631849.jpg (88 KB, 480x640) Image search: [Google]
1467690631849.jpg
88 KB, 480x640
Post pictures of the escort.
>>
>>697312262
After the fall of Western civilization maybe. So it'll be a while.
>>
>>697314594
As far as I know, that statement is false
>>
File: condom.jpg (18 KB, 460x276) Image search: [Google]
condom.jpg
18 KB, 460x276
>>697313825
>>697314594
>>
>>697314751
You got ripped off. You could get hiv for much much cheaper
>>
>>697314761
This man speaks the truth. I did use protection
>>
>>697314736
Nice trips dude
>>
>>697314708
No, I'm calling you out on your grasp of ethics. You used the phrase intrinsically bad and I'm just curious on what grounds your beliefs lie. No need to lay down Psych vocab 101.
>>
Guys, what sites can I visit that will provide me escort service? Unless it depends on where you live and if there is one nearby?
>>
File: FB_IMG_1469975133381.jpg (49 KB, 809x809) Image search: [Google]
FB_IMG_1469975133381.jpg
49 KB, 809x809
>>697314720
OP here. This is her
No I do not have nudes
>>
>>697315045
Where do you live?
>>
>>697315045
I used backpage
>>
You are 18, why the hell are you cheapening you life experiences? Go fucking get laid like a normal person.
>>
>>697315135
Use google
>>
>>697315124
I live in Alabama, but I'll be moving to Kentucky soon because of college so I was hoping to get some form of experience before heading off.
>>
>>697315199
>Go fucking get laid like a normal person.
How?
>>
>>697315199
Agreed. At that age sex is super easy.
>>
>>697315269
Go to places where women hang out and go talk to them.
>>
>>697315223
I tried that but the results that I got were weird to say the least.
>>
>>697315199
That's what people tell me, but I am bad at talking to girls, so paying for sex is the easiest option
>>
>>697315269
By not being a pussy and paying for it. It basically doesn't count.
>>
>>697315329
What if you don't have a car and are just looking for sexual gratification?
>>
>>697315426
Jerk off.
>>
>>697315426
Outcall
>>
there are ugly and desperate women out therr who are dying to fuck you
>>
>>697312121
Did you ever make an advice thread before doing it? Cause I'm the dude always telling V's to go get a ho. Well regardless glad you got yours son.
>>
>>697315574
>>697315424
>>697315329
>>697315199

lmao fucking goodie goodies.
>>
File: What.jpg (15 KB, 240x240) Image search: [Google]
What.jpg
15 KB, 240x240
>>697315281
It isn't wtf
>>
>>697315630
I did actually. You may have been there because most people were on board with the idea
>>
>>697315621
Another excellent reason to pay for an escort. As long as you know what you're doing you're guaranteed to fuck a hottie
>>
>>697315746
So are people in "should I kill myself?" threads ya moron. If I was your Dad I'd fucking wack ya.
>>
>>697315682
It really is. Girls are super horny at that age. You just need to get alone with them. Also its easy to go visit and sleep over. Whrn your a real adult theres less chances of spontaneous encounters
>>
>>697315574
I'm sure even you know that masturbation becomes stale after a while. In truth, I just want two things: intimate contact and experience. Neither of which I'll be getting when I go off to college. Mainly because I have to focus on my studies and making connections first before anything else. Sorry if I come off as desperate or annoying.
>>
>>697315668
Agreed. These normies need to get the fuck out of my thread. REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>697315574
As pleb as this sounds it is cheaper and std free.. I myself always had girl around I can bang but I got friends that have to cal escorts. I say do it once a year but no more than that. I recommend getting into drug culture. I've seen drug culture folk get dimes when they're 4's. They got a little bling, some game about deep conscious enlightenment type shit (chicks eat it up), plenty of friends, and them and the girl will both be high so it is preferable method for getting super hot sex.
>>
>>697315199
you sound retarded.. like you're saying if you're thirsty don't drink water.. that's how dumb you sound.
>>
>>697315935
Maybe you are my dad, because he would probably do that if he found out
>>
>>697315946
I'm sorry but I wish I went to your high school because over here, it doesn't work like that. At least, not for people in my situation.
>>
>>697315946
Just go.talk to a woman. Aint got nothing to lose at 18. You can only get better at it.
>>
>>697315892
Beggars can't be choosers and undesirable women give good head. Plus it gives ya, you know. Life experience when it comes to the more desirable fish.

ITT: Beta fags who pay for sex
>>
if you got the money, why not ?
pics is the last escort i fucked
>>
File: tumblr_m6xw1lLPHG1r4itqj.gif (119 KB, 480x270) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_m6xw1lLPHG1r4itqj.gif
119 KB, 480x270
>>697315616
Thanks! I'm gonna go check it out!
>>
File: 1468863629356.jpg (24 KB, 378x462) Image search: [Google]
1468863629356.jpg
24 KB, 378x462
>>697316200
>talks about having sex with ugly chicks
>calls others beta
You only need look in the mirror to see a beta friend.
>>
>>697316157
Fuck highschool is the best exscuse to be around women. In the adult world you need to actually go seek women. Now in achool your surrounded by them. Stupid girls you can easily convince to do anything really
>>
>>697316200
>implying escorts don't give good head
>>
>>697316269
Sure, but a virgin at 18 paying to bang? The fuuuuuck.
>>
>>697312121
sauce on the pic?
>>
File: K0BDSIM.jpg (222 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
K0BDSIM.jpg
222 KB, 1920x1080
>>697316200
Experience is great but some people just want the sexual part of a relationship and nothing else, so don't place someone in the beta category for just wanting to bone.
>>
>>697316474
I already told you I was impatient. Besides, I'm unstable as fuck. I can barely hold myself together, so what's wrong with the occasional escort? It's way easier than actually trying to talk to a girl I know. Women are complicated as fuck.
>>
>>697316390
My dick don't discriminate. I've fucked 4's through tens. Better than paying for it like a beta fag who doesn't even know how to talk women.
>>
>>697316400
Yes, but like I said only people in certain circumstances can gain something from it. Believe me, I have tried but right now, until I leave for college, my situation isn't good enough to have any kind of relationship.
>>
>>697316551
This.
>>
Man when I was 18 me and my friend Sigmund used to go to the local mall and play a game. The game was to see who could get the most contact info and then meet back up. He started off getting 15 or so I'd get 4 and be happy. Eventually we were so good at it we would each have like 20-40. When I started to get like 36 in one night I knew I had transcended a hang up that at plagued me for years. Didn't take long for me to start working on sleeping with all of them women. I god laid with over 100 different women the next few years. I've been married twice now. So much sex I'm sick of it. You beta's leave te market wide open and ready for guys like me to pillage. Git gud.
>>
>>697316799
No relationship fool. Just easy sex. Go talk to a girl and fuck her. It aint that hard
>>
>>697316827
Suuuuuure anon.
>>
>>697316827
Who the fuck names their kid Sigmund
>>
>>697312121
Me. I lost my virginity when I was 21 (2 years ago). I have no regrets. Although up until now, I haven't been able to fuck anyone. Well, at least I'm not gonna die a virgin
>>
>>697316798
Meh most women want you to treat then to some bs anyways. Nothing wrong with escorts if you got the money for it.
>>
File: 3odnvd.jpg (25 KB, 352x329) Image search: [Google]
3odnvd.jpg
25 KB, 352x329
>>697316827
>>
>>697316474
i'm sure at least 20% of men lost their virginity with prostitute
>>
Paying for sex has its thrills. But free sex is much better knowing youve done it yourself. Prostitutes are for married men wanting some extra stuff on the side
>>
if you used a whore and paid for it then you haven't lost your virginity.
>>
>>697316827
Now you're bordering on the line of bait. But I'll believe you because it can happen, I've heard of it happening and I was friends with a girl who liked gang banging dudes in high school. At least we graduated now so it's legal for her. Not me though, but that is a story for another day. I can a girl's number, many people on here can get a girl's number, but they don't want to. Every one has a different reason, mine is that I don't have a car and girls usually want to have sex inside a warm location. So we don't need to "git gud". You just need to lower your ego a bit and actually consider talking to people rationally. We are all on the same side. Men. We shouldn't fight one another. Ever, especially about getting laid.
>>
>>697316936
bla bla bla

Everybody knows for some guys it just doesn't work because they're 1/10. The kind of guys who gotta wait until they have a career and find some bitch who's willing to settle.
>>
>>697316936
I've fingered a girl. That's it. And it was on a bus so that says a lot. Also, she was a slut, but she has a nice personality. She just falls in "love" with everyone, is a tumblrina, and is so broken that insulting Home stuck can cause her to breakdown crying. I know this because I was kinda an asshole a year ago.
>>
>>697314388
By whore I meant prostitute, you autist.
No wonder why you can't get laid - you're an idiot.
>>
>>697317324
>lower your ego
Women are attracted to a big ego. I'd say you need to have your ego in the right place. Be proud of your accomplishments and what you are, but never be afraid of rejection. In this sensitive ass culture of today it's the biggest hurdle for boys to become men.
>>
>>697314586
I didn't say feel guilty. It's just gross.
>>
At the beginning of the summer, I became friends with this girl that I had known throughout highschool. She seemed really enthusiastic to hang out more, but I think my dull personality has scared her off. She barely replies to texts or snaps anymore.
>>
>>697317739
Not to me
>>
>>697312816
dont think she is your friend, she is most likely looking for repeat business.
>>
>>697317827
>inb4 sob story

Yes, go fuck a prostitute. Nothing magical will happen except you will have put your penis in a vagina.
>>
>>697313974
kek i fucked a girl from tinder without buying her anything like 2 days ago

we just talked for like maybe an hour or two
>>
>>697317592
Quit jerkin it to lolis and traps, lower your standards and hit the gym.
>>
>>697317967
yea they are scared of getting caught or killed so they definitely prefer nothing more than a friendly face.
>>
>>697317967
We actually talked and stuff. She told me she never gives out her personal information. Don't get me wrong though, I definitely know what you're saying
>>
>>697318265
Bet you think strippers like you too.
>>
File: yuru-yuri.png (2 MB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
yuru-yuri.png
2 MB, 1920x1080
>>697317720
Some are, but I see your point. I'll definitely try harder. Before I leave for college I'm gonna get laid, with or without money!
>>
>>697318446
Goodluck anon! Don't tell her you go to 4chan and post weaboo meme's and you should be fine.
>>
>>697318446
Or get laid in college
>>
>>697317980
I did. I am OP. Looking for info on fucking a girl for real. I'm pretty sure I fucked it up with that girl though. There was a point where we were both alone in my basement and drunk, but I didn't make a move. I don't even know what I'm scared of
>>
>>697317299
Dubs speak truth
>>
>>697318742
Dubs are child's play. I'm gonna need at least quads or higher to believe anything an anon says
>>
File: 1469504619794.jpg (42 KB, 512x480) Image search: [Google]
1469504619794.jpg
42 KB, 512x480
>>697317980
Magic never happens unless you're on xtc
>>
I am not ashamed of my weeaboo ways!! Well, not fully. And I'll try in college to, it's just not going to be my main focus like right now.
>>
>>697318073
Lol I have never jerked it to that. Look... ain't nothing you can say that's gonna change my mind. Go join the army if you wanna boss people around and insult them.
>>
>>697318881
OP here. I can honestly say that the happiest I've been is when I'm under the influence of drugs. I'm severely depressed
>>
>>697312121
>>
OP here. I want to do it again; should I get a new girl or ask the same one again?
>>
>>697319049
Yea I fucking love drugs.. so much. Not so much uppers though. I was depressed and even suicidal a few times myself. Drugs though. It's like playing with fire, but so good. You have to know what you're doing and don't accidentally fuck your life up worse, but they make life complete. Try to stick with hallucinogens imo.
>>
>>697319249
What you want.
>>
>>697319249
depends on your cravings and budget we can not answer that for you
>>
>>697316827
*them women
*god laid
*beta's

black detected
>>
>>697319542
Well the first girl was outcall only, but I can't do that right now. But on the other hand, I know her to be reliable
>>
>>697319032
Been and done the military thing anon for an enlistment but I don't gloat about it. But from one /b/ro to another, chicks don't dig dudes that act like vaginas or pay for sex the first or second time. So my advice to you is drop your balls and fail a hundred times with women if you have to like the rest of us.
>>
>>697319554
I'm white. I'll post a pic if you guys want to see what I'm working with.
>>
>>697319843
I'm just too ugly to have a chance besides the only girl who'd lower her standards for me would be trashy as fuck, life isn't fair so I'll stick with escorts
>>
File: laugh.jpg (54 KB, 499x332) Image search: [Google]
laugh.jpg
54 KB, 499x332
>>697319851
Jesus, then what is your excuse for having the grammar of a 10 year old?
>>
>>697312121
Was he big?
>>
>>697312816
So share her FB ya dongle
>>
>>697320187
Show pic
>>
>>697320300
Those were typos idiot. Also only a fagget would care. Also a pic of me.
>>
>>697319803
what does outcall only mean
>>
>>697320366
I'm going to assume you are referring to the size of my dick. It's like 7-8 inches. I'm not overweight or anything. Just very mentally unstable
>>
>>697312985
Don't think of it like that.

Like Jim Jefferies said, the bible should be 1 page and all it should say is "try not to be a cunt".

If you're polite, good and honest to the people around you and help your friends and community then you're a good person anon. Just try not to act like a cunt and life becomes so much easier.
>>
>>697320559
It means she goes to your place. Incall means you go to her place
>>
>>697312262
Never probably.
>>
>>697318440
Y-you mean they don't?
But they sounded really interested when I talked about my Star trek collection! She wouldn't have any reason to fake her interest now would she? And we stayed up the whole night discussing philosophy and talking about our future too!!
>>
>>697312262
>made me think
10/10 question
>>
>>697319843
Look man, I did this a few times. It's nothing to do with dropping balls, I just don't care about putting that much effort into it. I know they don't dig it... I just don't care enough. I'd like to think my life is about more than just chasing after bitches... it's not worth it to me.
>>
>>697315088
did u bareback her?
>>
You paid for sex because you're a sex addict graduating from masturbation. Does this sound about right?
>>
File: iWKad22.jpg (90 KB, 1440x1080) Image search: [Google]
iWKad22.jpg
90 KB, 1440x1080
>>697322285
>sex because you're a sex addict graduating from masturbation
>>
>>697312121
did u use a condom?
>>
>>697322202
>>697322613
I did use a condom
>>
>>697312121
You got a pic of the girl?
>>
>>697322735
She put it on after she blew me
>>
>>697322792
good job
>>
>>697322897
thanks
>>
>>697314252
>>697313974
Don't do this to much, it will make them feel like they are better than you. Also you'll come across as a beta.
>>
>>697314204
It's the oldest profession in the world. Who cares? Get your fucking high moral compass ass outta here
>>
>>697314204
better than her being my mom
>>
>>697312121

How do you find an escort girl ?
>>
>>697324053
Backpage.com
>>
File: 1459799010217.jpg (28 KB, 720x720) Image search: [Google]
1459799010217.jpg
28 KB, 720x720
Hookers dont count congrats you just used a living flesh light
>>
>>697324155
(does it works in france ?)
>>
>>697324493
i foundt it, thx
>>
File: 1469954701544.jpg (3 MB, 2000x3552) Image search: [Google]
1469954701544.jpg
3 MB, 2000x3552
How did you make sure she was real online?
>>
File: Bad-Boys-2-real-talk.jpg (66 KB, 505x281) Image search: [Google]
Bad-Boys-2-real-talk.jpg
66 KB, 505x281
>>697322444
Nice trips bruh
>>
>>697314594

You fucking idiot
>>
>>697324488

>a real pussy doesn't count as real pussy

Your autism is showing
>>
>>697321243
Yeah except when you meet another girl you actually like you won't know how to actually engage her.
>>
File: 65221.gif (2 MB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
65221.gif
2 MB, 500x281
>>697312121
Mmmm... I bet those shoes smell good. I wanna suck on her toes after a day of walking around barefoot in flats
>>
>>697326120
Basically still just a virgin beta faggot. Even most dudes that have fucked whores don't count it as a notch on their belt.>>697326037
>>
>>697326430
Heres your you ^
>>
>>697315199
>like a normal 18 year old
>normal

Kill yourself I'm not normal. I'm an overweight retard that no girl wants to fuck. I wasn't born with the ability and looks to get hot girls and be normal.
>>
File: image.jpg (110 KB, 640x549) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
110 KB, 640x549
>>697315269
>>697315329
>>697315380
>>697315574
>>697315630
Losers have no game
>>
>>697313974
Just message them "Want sum fuk?"

60% of the time, it works every time
>>
>>697315088

I would absolutely pay to fuck this girl

How much was she and what did you get for your money? (Straight sex, oral, etc)
>>
>>697328210
Go to backpage. C o m
>>
>Free Chan<

http://random-teens.pw
>>
>>697312710
>permavirgin: the post
>>
>>697317100
lolnope
>>
>>697312622
Nah, blow jobs normally take a while to make you blow. I cant cum from blowjobs alone
>>
>>697328277
I've considered this

But I'm so fucking paranoid I'd stumble into a sting. Seen too many shows where some poor bastard that just wants to have a little fun gets ready to unzip his pants when a team of cops busts in and ruins his life forever.

Any way to be certain to get a legit escort?
>>
>>697329075
>I cant cum from blowjobs alone

I used to have this problem until my girlfriend started putting a finger up my ass while she blows me.

Now I cum buckets in under 5 minutes
>>
>>697313803
this.

Christianity itself (since it was mentionned) don't have more of a problem with paying for sex than getting sex through dating. Christianity thinks sex should be within marriage. Period.
>>
>>697313422
Just don't tell anyone, I doubt they are gonna ask who you did it with they just want to know what it was like for you
>>
>>697312121

Prostitutes dont count man, you experienced sticking your dick in something, but you didnt experience true sex, where two peoples emotions for each othe rreach a peak and they become one.

You should have just waited till you found a girl willing to give it up to you, you missed out on a really special moment in life basically and I feel sorry for you.
>>
>>697313803
>implying that I'm not ugly as shit and get a match who isn't catfishing
>>
>>697313631
Nowhere in this thread did he mention Christianity being the reason for him being a bad person, stop projecting, you stupid faggot.
>>
>>697313803
Escorts is easier
You just get straight to the fucking and then leave, you basically pay them to never call you again
>>
>>697314246
Doesn't matter, he got his nut
>>
>>697314463
Don't take anything seriously on there, say something funny first then compliment if they laugh
Its hit and miss, just move on to the next girl if it doesn't work out
>>
>>697320924
This happened to me the very first time i went to a stripper club. She even gave me her number
>>
>>697313974
Hey
Wyd???
Crack a joke
>>
>>697315199
How is that cheapening his life experience? Its just sex.
I've fucked prostitutes in dark corners out in public and it was a thrill, I'd say it added to my life experience
>>
>>697315262
Back page or Craigslist, the Craigslist in America always seems to have women looking for sex, for money or weed
>>
>>697315281
No it ain't
>>
>>697312121
How do you feel about that no matter what you do, no matter what you would achieve that would be praised generations to come, no matter if we could artificially keep ourselves alive for thousands of years - universe will face it's end and nothing has really mattered.
>>
>>697331672
No, it's only legitimate sex if it's from a girl who is exploiting you for implied promises of future money rather than an in-the-present exchange of real money.
>>
>>697312262
25 years tops
>>
>>697312121
Explain the process. How did you set it up? Did she meet you at your place? How long from when you meet her to sex? Etc...
>>
>>697312262
>implying Xaman Ek isn't my copilot
>>
>>697316769
Also, escorts don't come with drama
>>
>>697312121
Brony doesn't care
>>
>>697312121
Nice! I lost my V in an Asian massage parlor in my 20s. My only regret is that I didn't start banging escorts earlier, I missed out on prime fucking years.

I see escorts pretty regularly now, although I also get free pussy occasionally on Tinder. You don't have to choose one or the other. You can do both.
>>
>>697333193
>I lost my V in an Asian massage parlor
Story?
>>
>>697316936
You think it's no relationship, but you gotta keep talking to her if you want to get laid again
>>
>>697314736
It won't be a while if the mudslimes get their way.
>>
>>697317299
Virginity is made up to control women, men can't be virgins
>>
>>697312907
Was it worth $200?
>>
>>697329931
Sex is sex. What you are referring to is a totally different concept and not what he was talking about in the slightest. You're talking about commitment and he is talking about just getting his dick wet. Stop trying to push your idea on him of what he should or should not do because you can't seem to differentiate between the two and think he somehow cheapened it.
>>
>>697312121
Do you think Trump gets President ?
>>
>>697314594
200 dollars isn't that cheap for an escort tbh
>>
>>697333927

If all he wanted was to cum though he might as well have just jerked off. All he did was hire an oversized fleshlight for an hour. Sex isnt real if theres no connection IMO.
>>
>>697319249
I prefer a different one every time, I'd go back with her if I wanted it now and don't have time to look around
>>
>>697334234

I mean sure hire a prostitute if you just wanna fuck something. But not if its your first time imo, you are missing out on 90% of what makes losing your virginity special.

Hell, I can understand a guy whos still a virgin in his mid 20s doing it, but 18 isnt even that late.
>>
>>697334234
There is a difference between jerking it and sticking it in your first vag. Go away virgin.
>>
>>697320514
I believe you now, you look good enough, I'd do you in the butt
>>
I've seen 14 diffrent escorts (some more than once) over the last year. I usualy pay around 150-250 euro for an hour. I was in a 7 year relationship prior to this, and I have no idea how to pick up girls anymore. I can only get laid when Im drunk and they are drunk, so I find it better to visit escorts. The high class escorts provide a better experience than any girlfriend can ever do, and most of them seems to be realy nice girls. I still have contacted with some of them, even if Im not a costumer anymore. Btw, make sure to read reviews before calling.
>>
>>697334535
>Go away virgin.

Projecting this much on an internet site about chinese cartoons.
>>
OP, were you afraid of it being a police sting? How did you know it was safe to go to?
>>
>>697320718
Thats a problem for me, I don't want anybody coming to my place, I'm too ocd to have them touch my things after we done fucking
>>
>>697312121
How does lying feel?
>>
File: index.jpg (6 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
index.jpg
6 KB, 225x225
>>697334852
>>
>>697334520
Please stop shit posting you faggot.
>>
>>697326430
Don't count it as a notch in their belt, but they still had sex, so it counts
The Lord is watching
>>
>>697328040
You get my top lulz
>>
File: 1466536076284.jpg (233 KB, 906x1611) Image search: [Google]
1466536076284.jpg
233 KB, 906x1611
>>697312121
u into cock tributes
>>
>>697333319
Not much of a story. I was sick of being a virgin so I went to one of those asian massage parlors. I read online how it all works so I knew what to expect. I just left a $100 "tip" on the nightstand next to the massage table when the girl left the room for a minute. She came back, saw the money, and after a couple minutes of massage asked me to flip over, took off her clothes, pulled out a condom, and we did it.

Under Pressure was playing on the clock radio next to the bed. I still smile when I hear it.
>>
>>697329359
I can only do it with my finger, feels uncomfortable when anyone else does it
>>
File: tori (2).jpg (206 KB, 720x1280) Image search: [Google]
tori (2).jpg
206 KB, 720x1280
>>697335508
>>
>>697329931
Emotions? What are you, a girl?
I've had sec that I didn't pay for and it still wasn't in it for "emotional" reasons
>>
>>697331947
What, are you gonna say that rape isn't real sex now?
>>
>>697312985
Being 18 is like that. Don't worry about it. You're gonna look back at this in a year from now and feel pretty okay about.
Source: Am 19
>>
Did you ever have a roboraptor?
>>
>>697335858
>>697335141
>>697334852
>>697334535
>>697333927
>>697331947

So much autismal faggotry in this thread.
>>
>>697334234
>>697334520
Its just sex, you don't need a connection if you don't want a connection
Nothing special about loosing your virginity, you didnt get super powers, youre just a person who had sex
>>
>>697313069
Use adultwork, prices vary depending on where you are in the UK, but tends to be somewhere around £100-150 an hour.

You don't need to last an hour. Many people do a few sessions in 1 hour, with breaks to recover.

If you're concerned about safety look at feedback on adultwork, or for reviews/threads on a forum like ukpunting or sussex scene or whatever the local punting site is in your area.
>>
File: whateveryousay.jpg (5 KB, 300x168) Image search: [Google]
whateveryousay.jpg
5 KB, 300x168
>>697336674
>>
I used to be a prostitute back in college (10 years ago).

You sound like you were a dream client.

Well done on losing your virginity!

Now go bang some real girls!
>>
File: image.jpg (765 KB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
765 KB, 3264x2448
>>697323811
It's not a question of morality. I just think fucking a prostitute is pathetic unless you are ugly or retarded.
>>
File: Neat.jpeg.gif.webm.png (525 KB, 569x682) Image search: [Google]
Neat.jpeg.gif.webm.png
525 KB, 569x682
>>697312121
Good job OP, honestly I prefer escorts. I hate the hassle of being with a girl whom I don't care about when all i want is sex. I go to Thailand every year just to pick up girls there and it's awesome. Escorts are the best

>pic related, it's one of the escorts I went with
>InB4 "Thailand" and "girl"
>>
>>697313800
>>697313422

Ehhh, It's these types of people that shouldn't have sex. I feel like you don't actually care about having sex, you just want to brag about it to "the guys". This is the worst mentality to have, just have sex to have sex why do you feel the need to brag about it?
>>
>>697338025
Personally I love seducing and fucking a beautiful woman.
>It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase
You can't buy that feeling.
>>
>>697338304
It's what ever makes you happy m8, all i know is I have been in relationships before and I know now that I easily prefer escorts to non escorts. You say you can't buy that feeling but I disagree completely. It might just be the area you are in but just to let you know its different everywhere.
>>
>>697329359
Now she doesn't blow you and you have uprgraded to a purple dragon dildo. Am I right anon?
>>
>>697334960
Nah, its ocd, I've been diagnosed
>>
I feel like the hunt for a girl is better than the catch, so didn't hiring an escort take the fun away?
>>
>>697337986
What if the prostitute is hot?
>>
>>697339477
Not OP, but I feel like this is only the case in western societies, this "chase" you people make up is not real. You just want to talk to the girl a little more before you have sex with her is all. This always seems to be the case in western societies and they will fight this cause to the death believing that this way is the supposed right way.
>>
>>697339477
I feel like getting sex right now is better than putting on a show to get it, the hunt takes away the fun
>>
>>697337986
Western society fallacy, how long are you people going to beat that dead horse?
>>
For you guys with escort experience, is it normal to do the deed at her place?
>>
>>697339142
No, but when my girlfriend's not home I use her vibrator in my ass when I jerk off.
>>
File: whitney_czerwien.jpg (53 KB, 580x435) Image search: [Google]
whitney_czerwien.jpg
53 KB, 580x435
>>697312121
Have you ever heard of imprinting and what are your thoughts on it, anon?
I'm not a christian-fanatic moralfag or anything, I'm just curious whether you've considered it.
>>
File: 8de.png (12 KB, 165x115) Image search: [Google]
8de.png
12 KB, 165x115
>>697312816
>and added me on facebook after the session
>>
>>697329100
THIS

How the hell do you avoid undercover cops?
>>
>>697340330
Id rather not have her know where I live and it's less cleaning up for me afterward
>>
>>697340613
So most escorts wont mind you at their place?
>>
>>697312121
Tube.getthelube.com
>>
File: social media stats.gif (49 KB, 983x622) Image search: [Google]
social media stats.gif
49 KB, 983x622
>>697313974

Be hotter than at least 85% of the guys on their and you're set!
>>
>>697337986
Theirs always one of you faggots huh?

>but what about muh unbiased western believes?
>>
>>697340706
They normally say if they can host.
Or you could always rent a room somewhere, they should know where to find one
>>
>>697339942
>>697340048
Well the world ain't going to change for ya. You'll hear the same blunt truth when you inevitably make the next great self loathing thread when you faggots piss and moan about how fat and ugly you are and you can't get laid unless you pay an escort.
>>
>>697340940
Again that is your beliefs not the rest of the worlds. Majority of Asia has no problem with prostitution and is considered pretty normal. This is only your westernized belief system and last I checked the majority of the worlds population isn't on the western side.
>>
File: 1432157961713.jpg (157 KB, 541x596) Image search: [Google]
1432157961713.jpg
157 KB, 541x596
>>697314434
You have more notifications on your screen than I get in a month

I wish people gave enough of a shit about me to remember I exist
>>
>>697331947

top kek, this

For some reason men look down on men who like fucking hookers. Probably because of some jealousy regarding the ease and convenience of it, but also because they've been conditioned to make serving women their life's cause, and they believe prostitution undercuts this somehow.

Too bad their mothers are literally prostitutes.

Face it, all relationships are transactional on some level, otherwise we wouldn't have them.
>>
>>697341203
That's a nice pepe you got there anon.
>>
>>697340000
Checked
>>
>>697338909
I'm saying that it doesn't take any effort to fuck a hot hooker. But it takes years of skills to fuck a hot lawyer or dentist or surgeon. And who says you need to be in a relationship? I fuck them a few times and become a ghost.
>>
>>697339578
She'll literally fuck anyone, kind of negates the idea of conquest...
>>
It's not the banging hookers part I find not normal, it's the whole losing your virginity to one.
>>
>>697340048
Hardly a fallacy. Fucking a prostitute is universally considered disgusting.
Prostitutes are considered scum in nearly every society.
>>
>>697329931

>he thinks Can't Hardly Wait is real life
>>
File: 75051c9e0dbe370b.jpg (25 KB, 352x329) Image search: [Google]
75051c9e0dbe370b.jpg
25 KB, 352x329
>>697333319
This.

Escort, tinder or party hookup..it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have sex with a woman and you enjoy it. If the memory of it makes you smile afterwards then that's a fucking win in my book.
>>
>>697340718
Idiot. Prostituion is considered taboo in most societies.
>>
File: 1467331133120.gif (2 MB, 308x214) Image search: [Google]
1467331133120.gif
2 MB, 308x214
>>697328010
No one cares if you managed to pull one girl anon, doesn't mean you have game
>>
>>697341513
I don't want to conquer anything I just want to fuck
>>
File: 37084.jpg (72 KB, 480x640) Image search: [Google]
37084.jpg
72 KB, 480x640
>>697335785

ayyyy sure
>>
>>697341713
Listen to this anon.
>>
>>697341713
Wisdom
>>
>>697341440
K, but you referred to this "chase" that doesn't exist, this is something that you people made up. Just because you do things differently doesn't mean that everyone else is wrong and there for have to be insulted. It's that type of narrow minded mentality that makes a person ridged and unable to adapt and change in society.
>>
File: ZQxXs.jpg (82 KB, 384x313) Image search: [Google]
ZQxXs.jpg
82 KB, 384x313
>>697341713
You cant argue with that
>>
>>697341677
>Considered scum in nearly every society

Never been outside your country of origin huh because I have been all though out East Asia and South East Asia and I know some countries that would say otherwise.
>>
>>697341440

>I fuck them a few times and become a ghost.

First I was laughing at what a pussy worshiping ad-homming faggot you were, but now I'm laughing at imagining you fucking your (male) dentist and then literally becoming an ethereal being in between two planes of existence.

thanks.
>>
>>697341770
please see >>697342317
>>
>>697312262
You're such a joke that I don't even want to go to the effort of downloading the fedora tipping gif

Anyway, you're a fucking redditor neckbeard
>>
>>697342616
Someone is rustled.

>Insert Rustled Jimmies .jpeg
>>
File: image.jpg (109 KB, 550x550) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
109 KB, 550x550
>>697341995
This is the funniest rationalization for fucking a prositute, ever.
Please continue with your philosophical ways. It's very entertaining.
>>
>>697342393
Damn.
Someone is triggered.
Be sure to see your hooker tonight. You clearly need some pussy.
>>
>>697341677

What is illegal is only cash for short term contracts. Women that demand prostitution be illegal are like the retailers that want to ban Walmart. They (non-prostitute women...if there is such a thing) hate them (prostitutes) because they undersell and are "rate breakers" so to speak. So women make up lies like all prostitutes are forced into it or they are mostly underage, blah blah more moral pabulum, when really they're just mad because prostitution makes the pussy too easy to get.

And if pussy is too easy to get, that means that women must step their game up and compete to provide greater value to men, which of course they don't want to do.


Prostitution lowers the value of sex and makes it freely available to men, this lowers the value of women. Feminism (which should be seen as a trade union for women) is universally opposed to legal prostitution. Even "sex positive'' feminism which supports legalizing female prostitutes still supports criminalizing male customers of prostitutes.

It is these feminists who most loudly shout that 'no one has the right to sex'. Because giving people the right to have sex would lower the value of women as a class.
>>
>>697342317
Right, because you're probably a sex-tourist pedophile too.
Asia is a very chauvinistic society; prostitutes are considered trash.
>>
File: le Canadian cult man.png (429 KB, 399x614) Image search: [Google]
le Canadian cult man.png
429 KB, 399x614
>>697342945

>y-y-you're j-just triggered....
>>
>>697342816
Nice scape goat you got there m8. Using ad hominem fallacy since you don't have an argument against it, makes since. Perfect logic on your part m8.
>>
>>697316957
Ikr
>>
>>697343247
You clearly don't understand formal fallacies in any way, shape, or form.
But please continue embarrassing yourself, it's highly entertaining.
>>
>>697343119
K, you're obviously just going to ignore anything I say anyway since your so stuck in your false beliefs but It's not considered trash in most of the world just in western society which i assume you have never left and you just judge people of different backgrounds on their views of the world since they're different from yours.
Thread replies: 310
Thread images: 43


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.