Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>697307726
She got shopped like a BITCH doe
>>697307726
how does this happen? is there a way to correct this via surgery?
>rekt thread
>posts skin condition
k
her nipples are lit
>>697308397
Isn't that just like how your arms look when sleeping on it? Then it would clear up in a few hours.
This looks more like some breast suspension bondage happened.
>>697308753
what the fuck
>>697309254
never seen breast suspension? It looks like fun.
>>697307726
were those tits dipped in a deep fryer?
this is a random file because i have my rekt and reaction folders together and there all unnamed
>>697310632
Fuck
>>697308753
>>697310632
This was my reaction exactly... Frame by Frame
>>697310632
seems fake
>>697311221
This reminded me to throw out the blueberries in the fridge... Thanks Anon!
>>697311430
it is
>>697311534
you're welcome
love them firmly bound
>>697312102
>>697310196
Justice i am the night
Is this a rekt or tit abuse thread?
>>697311221
>>697311383
This kills the boobs. y tho.jpg
>>697313075
Yes. Rekt tit abuse thread.
My personal favourite
>>697310196
>Socks and sandals
>Should have been shot
>>697313893
Do want! You can fap simply scratchin the slleve
>>697313893
Dude what the actual fuck how does that happen
>>697314551
When your dick gets cut off and there is no way to re-attach it again there is a process that uses tissue from other parts of your body to make a new penis
>>697307726
*gore
Just trying to help a newfag out
>>697314551
Penis got severed somehow, cannot be reattached immediately so it was grafted to the arm in order to ensure blood supply until the croth region has healed enough for reattachment.
Don't have any tit abuse gifs/webms so have the next best thing.
>>697314659
>oh a landmine, wonder what this would look like next to my shoes
wtf
>>697314659
Jesus. Why would you ever fuck about with anything you don't recognise if you lives in fuckmenistan?
>>697312412
Name?
>>697314659
kek saved. fucking idiot.
>>697315230
I have no fucking clue
>>697315080
Holy shit I think i want that to happen to me? Maybe not the spray shit, but I can't imagine how crazy pulling it all out would feel - especially if you were cumming during.
>>697315348
careful with those edges bro
>>697315348
Huh, that's the first time I got that particular reaction. Good for you anon, have fun with your new fetish.
>>697310196
What is the name ot that dance ?
>>697315359
woah, that was cool
what the fuck was it?
Not even sure what this file is tbh
>>697310196
looks like he tried to tap the camera man in
>>697315470
>>697315485
watermelon salsa
>>697315553
oh yeah lol
>>697315472
Fucking internet man... I've discovered too many fetishes and kinks I'll never fulfil. Out parents never had this shit hey
>>697310632
>getting money from an ATM after dark in America
faggot was asking for it.
>>697314203
socks and sandals are the ultimate comfort
>>697315651
just imagine what we'll have in 20 years.
>>697315553
This looks unsafe.
>>697314779
Watch me swoonce right in
>>697310196
Fucking niggers.
So much more likely to resist arrest.
>>697315735
>living in america
faggot was asking for it
>>697315063
kek
>>697314705
>filename
top fucking kek
>>697312412
GOD DAMN
>>697315454
polio no jutsu
>>697315553
kek
>>697314601
massa was angry that day
>>697314857
Thankfully he had a helmt
>>697315613
Did he died
>>697315994
too soon omg anon have some respect
>>697315966
Imagine what would have happened without the helmet though, cleanup would have taken forever.
>>697315994
Hurr durr too soon. There (you) go.
>>697315359
What was it?
>>697315735
Yeah, chief - that ain't America.
https://youtu.be/1aaApfk9c8E
>>697316026
yes
fat is kill
>>697314203
I guess you don't live in Germany
>>697316026
Im afraid so.
>>697315957
we havin' steak tonight
>>697316124
>>697310632
>>697316362
for anyone wondering, no, he didn't die
the lightning struck nearby, but aluminum pan man lives
>>697316174
then what country is it?
>robbed after dark
>old mustang
>niggers on motorcycles
>niggers with guns
>>697315957
what a waste of livestock
>>697316376
RIP squirrels
>>697316376
>>697315735
>not america
>>697315957
Hilarious and original
>Filename
>>697316483
proof
>>697314601
omg his negrohate is over 9000
>>697316532
>>697316303
>ruining a perfectly good wheelchair
Thanks Obama.
>>697316026
he dieded
>>697316603
Some guy on reddit said so, at least that was the proof that was offered to me when I asked yesterday.
>>697314733
Filename gold
>>697315613
Yes, fat people are like jet skis and some ATVs, you flip them over and they are fucked.
>>697316603
>>697316425
MOAR!!!
>>697316532
i almost thought this was north korea's space program for a second.
>>697316303
Welp. Atleast hes already paralized.
>>697315197
>YOU MONSTER
>>697315735
> America
Okay
>>697316501
>not a fucking Mustang
>everyone is Asian
>must be America
>>697316206
lol
>>697316635
>>697314949
Thats what i figured, growing a replacement dick. I see no reason why i cant have 2 or 3 dicks with this method.
>>697315512
nervgas
>>697315454
NO FUCKING WAY KEK
>>697311334
you're one edgy little fucker, aren't you.
>>697316344
is a fucking ninja
>>697315485
Nigger Shuffle
More fucking tit torture!!
>>697316885
fking camper
>>697316885
>>697316501
Canada
>>697316501
Some South American shithole. It's a common method of theft there. The ride on the back does the work and the guy on the front is the get away driver.
>>697315748
well... he tried....
>>697307726
You know that would be hot on a more well developed man or woman, exotic coloring. That dosent look like deformed nips so much as weird color pattern, and its bilateral so aesthetically pleasing.
>>697316795
>>697315879
bok goook!
not sure what this fucking webm is but im high as fuck and i just wanna post some shit
>>697315912
>>697316889
>2014+2 not pulling for the bulls
>>697311334
Virgin.
>>697315912
fukken lost
>>697317094
>>697317254
good doge ~-~
>>697317312
that's gotta feel fucking amazing
>>697315994
Too soon dude... the fuck is wrong with you
>>697317094
nice form, but the landing sucked
>>697315080
>>697315080
>>697315080
I can't believe no one has asked for sauce on this.
I need this sauce.
>>697315966
I think he ded.
>>697315063
ow my sides
>>697317121
It's still American heuheuheueh
>>697317149
Ye the coloring has much to do with why it's disgusting.
>>697317234
i dont fucking know what this one is of either lol
>>697315230
Sandniggers are retarded.
More at 11.
>>697317422
Nah, he had a helmet, that's like an immunity cat of blunt force trauma
>>697315359
Fucking darpa man, scary folks. That was a missle.
>>697315512
superman heading to the core of the Earth
>>697317514
or this one
>>697308397
Just big, pregnant areolas on a very light-skinned Asian woman. Not that strange. I think it's hot.
>>697316637
name?
>>697317626
fuck man
>>697317666
devil
>>697317419
Can't help you mate. Don't have any.
>>697315678
that kid later died from eternal bleeding
>>697314659
pokemon go
>>697317514
>mommy?
MOMMY?
>>697310196
That killed him too, he punched the shit out of him after the throw down which broke his neck.
Maybe don't fucking resist arrest
>>697315957
Should have named it "Black Lives Matter Protest"
>>697317296
history?
>>697310632
I have seen so many rekt threads and no idea how this one avoided me. Thats some fucked up shit bra.
>>697314705
The last punch is just satisfying
>>697315063
top zozzle
>>697317661
No idea, her stage name is probably something along the lines of "Me Hurt You Long Time" I guess.
>>697316206
What kind of breakdance skills does that kid have. It's fucking good
>>697317504
I just knew some Euro-fag would try to make this point. We're America - everybody in the world recognizes this fact. Deal with it.
>>697316376
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Xdi4T8mgI
>>697317871
Still one of the greates gifs out there, that guy is a genius.
>>697310196
coon had it comin'
>>697314733
Now that's what we call a freak accident I guess.
>>697315678
fucking niggers
>>697314779
This one has always been the most brutal to me. But I have seen it so many times now and played what the guy next to him might be thinking through my head so much that I just laugh my ass off to it.
>>697312412
I feel like she needs to get donkey punched now.
>>697315359
looks somehow shopped
missile too big, small xplosion
>>697313893
So many questions.
>>697315994
Just the right amount of time, anon
>>697313075
What's going on here
>>697316532
Those Hamas rockets are really dangerous goy.
>>697315994
what is it with her?
>>697317121
>It's not America
>It's South America
Choose exactly one.
>>697315080
why the fuck am I drooling now ?
>>697315309
Her first birdie
>>697316698
>>697318680
Too much lead paint as an infant?
>>697314733
That fucking sucks
>>697315994
who is she? what happened to her?
>>697314601
That motherfucker is hardcore!
>>697315879
wow compensating the recoil like a boss
>>697315914
Oh Deer
>>697318835
First I was like "deja-vu ?" then I was like "lolwhut?"
>>697314705
Personal fave. I'm no fan of violence, but that little shitstain had it coming.
>>697314203
Best thing i've read today
>>697315994
Too Soon and the new Fags
>>697314733
GARBAGE DAY!!
>>697315232
Not everyone is famous dumbass
>>697310632
FUCKING NIGGERS
>>697319118
>I'm no fan of violence
I would find this more believable if it weren't posted in a rekt thread.
>>697317380
You what? remove the circulation from your arm and then see how it feels. It feels itchy and iritated
>>697314810
Only a flaming faggot would dance like that.
>>697316432
Oh shit that caught me off gaurd
>>697315212
>>697319424
Everybody's a critic...
>>697316344
cannot be real
How can I watch these files on mobile? When I click on them it says unable to download
>>697315197
Oh my fuck, dude, come on, I mean if you're just gonna make bacon out of the poor thing, okay but Jesus that's just fucking pointless!
We've raided faggots for less!
>>697319869
Does the thread title say "tech support" ?
Seriously, can't tell because I'm on my mobile.
>>697308753
I think I want me some Blue Hooters
>>697319374
i mean more like just taking it off, like peeling glue off your hand but more stuck on there? i dunno, i've just got the feeling that taking off those rubber bands, initially, would feel really good
>>697315470
Dude, I spent the entire summer of 1993 figuring out the button combination required to pull off that move.
>faggot i was playing just hadouken'd me to death anyway
>>697318636
Shes dead in the photo, its been forever, everyone else is a faggot
>>697319869
Pro Tip: Don't watch on Mobile if you don't know how to use a mobile browser
>>697315553
>fuckingmachines.com
>>697307726
Why am I craving a glass of Blue milk??
>>697315472
>dat abortion
>>697320339
kek
>>697314601
>>697320281
No she's not and its a dead horse that's been resurrected then beat again. She's not dead but it SHOULD be dead already. It wasn't a funny joke then and it sure as hell isn't now.
>>697320520
Well, chicks are into alternative "medicine", right?
>>697315709
>niglatina in orange just be like,
Whatevs, I still smoov. Them's the breaks. Win some, lose some. Can't be helped. SWAG! YOLO! Imma chill here for a bit. Can't bring me down.
>niglatina in white be like,
NOOOOOOOOOOO I MAKE YOU FEEL BAD IF I NO HAPPY YOU NO HAPPY HOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!
>>697320722
>itt: candyasses
Shes dead, its been confirmed, dont be a newfag
>>697320763
>>697315735
>America
Eurocuck in denial.
>>697315740
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
>>697315063
Reconstruction destroyed America
>>697317514
Who's the artist?
>>697320914
I...I just...what?
>>697310196
oh, manlets, when will you learn?
>>697319064
Meanwhile, at the Chocobo race...
>>697315879
Killing a rooster just for being a rooster is like killing a nigger just for being a nigger.
>>697320871
Protip: nobody gives a shit.
>>697321226
but niggers deserve it
>>697321226
So you're saying it's justified and makes the world a better place?
>>697321226
Reasonable?
>>697310632
Wtf? Did the little girl die? This triggers me so bad. I want to fucking kill there niggers
>>697314659
dam sun
>>697315957
Holy cow! I'd have some major beef with that truck driver. That poor farmer probably steaked his life on this cattle.
>>697321244
Double Pro Tip:
No One Gives a Shit,
That You Don't Give a Shit
>>697317296
/gif/ named this better.
>DoomguyinBrazil.webm
>>697320871
The only thing confirmed is your shitlord status.
>>697321118
you always know the rekt thread is almost over when you see this
>>697315994
The story behind is sad but true. Poor Mary Ann...
>>697321402
What's Chinese food got to do with anything?
>>697317732
> eternal
kek
>>697321474
Wth is a double pro? A professional professional who professionals for a living?
>>697319899
>we've raided
>Anonnymoose strakes agun!
>>697321570
>>697321586
Her name's Daisy May
