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Confess....Confess....Confess

Confess your darkest secrets. Something no one knows. What's the most fucked up secret you have?.

No holding back.
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>>697277940
I still play Skyrim...
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>>697277940

One time I was masturbating and my cat was there and I jizzed on my cat.

She licked it off.
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>>697278833
wtf bro?
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>>697278833

Only dumb fuckin' FAGGOTS play that game!!!! FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I put things in my butt
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Once, a long time ago, I had consensual sex with my wife in the missionary position solely for the purposes of reproduction.
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>>697280059
you should have never been born. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>697277940
I want to an hero but am too much of a pussy
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>>697280059
the horror D:
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I stole from my place of work. I'm not sure why. Still plead innocent to this day.
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>>697277940
A cat I used to have used to slobber all the time. At the time 13 yr old me thought it was a good idea to have her lick my dick and slobber all over it.

It didn't feel good
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I want to preserve the white culture and race for the future white children, and I'm not white.

Majority see's this as dark, I disagree.
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>>697280715
I did too, but I was 14 and it was a pack of mentos from a supermarket. I feel approximately zero guilt.
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>>697277940
i've played wow for almost 10 years now.
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I dropped the screw in the tuna.
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I shot the deputy.
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>>697277940
i payed 120 dollars for a virtual knife
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Had sex with 5 woman and 1 trap.
>inb4 gay
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I stole a webkinz when I was seven
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i go on /b/
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>>697281777
No you don't
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i touched my cousin in several times when she was "sleep"
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I am madly atracted to furry porn
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>>697277940
have had dirty fantasies about fucking that woman like at the end of season 6
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I'm a woman, and I'm not a lesbian, but I really just wish I were a guy so I could date all the gay men I find attractive. There's something about the mannerisms of men who like other men and the way they court each other. I always feel odd in heterosexual relationships: like I'm trying to hold back a side of myself that wishes my partner was submissive and would look to me to control the situation and such. It's not the same when men have a submission fetish because they still look at me as if I were a woman. It's hot to them BECAUSE I'm a woman and I usually don't have the control.

Idk. Fuck. My life is frustrating and that's just the tip of how I'm sexually fucked up.
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>>697280225
Why m8?
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I murdered spiders in my shower this morning
My wife has no idea what kind of monster I am
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>>697278833
I can one up that...

I got skyrim about a year ago, learned about the DLC's, had to buy the legendary edition, and now will probably buy the PS4 remake.

Somebody stop me
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i was raped in grade 2. and im not talking "looked at me wrong" rape i mean legit forced penetration into ass. i have never told anyone.
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>>697285652
What kind of guy was it?
Age, body size, etc
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op is a faggot. I've never told anyone that.
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>>697283845
Id let you control me... for the most part
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the first time I came was on my cat
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>>697280225
Be strong
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I enjoy playing Bad Rats
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>>697280954
>13 year old me
>impying that in some way mitigates
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I used to coax girls onto my lap and dry hump their butts because I thought I was a pedo.

Long since gotten over it, but still a good solid half the time i jerk off I'm thinking about it.
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>>697280225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_azCIe_0Kk
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I've had lezsex and threesomes with my sister. My husband doesn't know.
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>>697285652
I hope you get to the point where you're able to tell someone. I'm sure it will be a huge help. I suggest a therapist so you don't have to worry about how it will impact things with your family and friends
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I break into people's houses at night and reverse the hanging of their toilet paper.
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>>697280225
No matter how bad your life may be, you can never know for certain it won't become awwesome enough to balance all of it out.

Don't do it. Face your problems, or get away from them. Either way, get them out of your life.
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>>697287922
Dick
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>>697287922
Why don't you take the batteries out of their remotes while you're at it asshole.
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>>697287922
You MONSTER!
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>>697287810
do tell
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>>697288873
What do you want to know?
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I once took a shit in my high-school sink.
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I cheated My girlfriend With my stepsister
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>>697289153
when and how did you two start getting physical?
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>>697283845
you'll find someone with a submissive personality eventually
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>>697289568
When we were kids we used to sneak into each other's beds at night. Just to giggle and tell stories and stuff. But as we got older we'd try things. Practice kissing. Masturbating while we told stories about our boyfriends. Stuff like that.
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>>697290145
have you ever considered telling your husband? Maybe planting the idea of a threesome with your sister in his head?
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>>697290534
No. I'd be jealous. We never did it with boyfriends. Just one nighters.
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>>697290709
any pics?
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>>697285268
if you own the legendary edition on PC you get the remake for free
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>>697290851
No way. This is a confessions thread not a camwhore thread.
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>>697287810
Green text story please
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>>697287810
>>697291421
second'
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From 3-10 I had a friend who was molested by his uncle.
He was white blonde and very sexually fucked up for his age.
The second time we ever hung out he convinced me to let him touch my asshole with his finger, I didn't want to at all but I finally caved after a lot of convincing and it actually felt kinda good. This sort of led to us hanging out almost every day, or as much as we could, and running off to find somewhere private (The beach usually)
to play with eachothers cocks and just figure stuff out. One time we were hanging out with one of his cousins (Female, probably 6) And we all crawled inside a blanket cover and started daring each other to do sexual stuff. It was pretty exciting for my friend and I because it was our first time seeing a vagina and all I remember it that we convinced her to touch our dicks with it. It was awkward because of the cramped space in the blanket cover.
When I was around 13, I had a group a friends who all lived on my street.

These two guys in the group were closer than the rest of us and they would always sneak off together and come back with the wild stories about "some crazy shit they just saw"
due to the way they acted and their body language etc. and because of my experiences with the molested friend, I was 100% sure that they were doing gay shit together.
So one day we were building this retarded treehouse/camp near this muddy river and the two guys sneak off. The moment they leave I turned to everyone and I was like
"I wonder what theyre doing, let's follow them" knowing full well what they were doing.
We follow them for like 30 minutes and eventually they end up stopping on this fallen over log, taking their pants off and touching eachothers dicks.
The rest of the group found it hilariously fucked up but never said anything. a few weeks later rumours spread around the school and they lost all their friends.
To this day I feel so guilty and I hated that I did that.
I've never felt worse guilt.
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>>697291421
Too tired for greentext. AMA.
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i Cross dress like once aweek fuck myself silly with dildos go on cam sits make tokens never had sex with men been thinking about it for awhile gets loads of offers
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>>697277940
My desire to commit suicide is stifled only by the knowledge that my dad would not be far behind, and by the fact that I wouldn't be able to watch my sisters grow up and find happiness.
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>>697291580
Darn
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>>697291580
Do you feel guilty/wrong for fucking your sister?
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>>697291580
how old are you two?
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>>697287810
Have you ever munch her? Describe the taste.
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>>697291837
Nope

>>697291978
25 she's 28

>>697292173
Yes. She tastes a lot like me. I Const describe it.
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I have two female roommates. One is a 5/10 and another a 7/10. I work nights so the girls are never home when I'm up. I go through the 7/10's personal shit all the time, used panties, bras, diaries, and I've fapped on her bed while using her dildo.
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>>697292614
pics of room
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I had sex with some girl at a party while I was drunk and regretted it in the morning.
Was I raped /b/?
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>>697292724
Sure why not
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>>697291552
you are horrible
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>>697292551
elsanna lives lol
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The last 19 years of my life has been shit. I'm now 30. I have no hobbies or talents. I hate that I took the red pill. I've grown to hate myself and every one around me...

Suicide if for faggots!
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>>697293215
Huh?
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I enjoy having my cum swallowed so much that I use a regular guy to do it cos girlfriend won't, he sucks and licks out every drop.
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i'm a girl. I can only get off watching gay porn.
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fuck off
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When I was 13 my parents split up and I moved with my mother. 2 years later she ended up marrying this guy and moving in with him despite my protest. His daughter who was my age shared my frustration and we became each others only friend.
We ended up falling in love and having sex at least twice a day behind our parents back. This was the highpoint of my life. We loved each-other so much. She was the most gorgeous and adorable human being I have met to this day.
One day our parents found us asleep in my bed naked. Needless to say they weren't happy and divorced eachother. Mum moved us like a million miles away and completely severed contact between her and I, which was effective due to there being no technology back then.
Long story short I ended up despising my mother and moving back to her city to try and find her. I instead found a crippling heroin addiction and couch surfed for about 4 years until I got a decent job helping this rich guy sell cars he refurbished for fun. It was also around this time that I found her online and arranged to meet her.
She was married and had a kid.
Kid was named after me.
She said she couldn't handle seeing me anymore.
I've had several girlfriends since then but it never worked in the end because I compared everyone to her.
Consider writing a book about my life.
Realise I can't stick to anything for more than 6 months.
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>>697293935
Holy shit
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I shit in the shower. Shits cash
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>>697293935
Holy shit that is terrible. Have you ever seen the movie "Before Sunset"? Kind of similar. Also pics of girl?
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>>697277940
I kind of want to buy this, and wear it in public
http://www.redbubble.com/people/halfdiminished/works/15481554-naked-banana?grid_pos=2&p=t-shirt&style=mens
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I am a guy in a heterosexual relationship but crave a real cock in my asshole.
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>>697293935
go see a shrink man, it'll be worth the money
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>>697293935
get her to cheat on him with you. marry her.
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When I was 6-9 my parents had a friend who was a nice lady. But her daughter is what fucked me. Literally. Her daughter who is 2 years older than me and did all this shit. At first I thought it was cool. I did alot of things you see on tv and stuff. Thats basically all we did.

But after a year or so she started to hit me till I cried. And this happened alot because we went to their house every weekend. Then they were homeless and had to move in. It got way worse. The shit was daily. My mom eventually saw the teary eyes and such and thought it was my allergies. Never could tell my mom because we promised not to, and she said I would get in more trouble because of what I did to her. I cant have a real relationship because I'm scared if I do actually like someone and do "things" again i'll get hurt. I know its very irrational but its very scary for me.
I've never told anybody about this.
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>>697277940
pretty plugged into a hooker network. Have a girlfriend who loves me whole heartedly. Have like weird crazy honry rages that she cant satisfy and browse pix on the site until i fap. I've cheated on exes doing the same thing. Afraid i'm going to fuck up again. what the fuck is wrong with me... 7/10 looks great personality very loving good family make more money than i do.
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>>697294513
have you tried going celibate for a while? I mean cutting all masturbation, sex, teasing, whatever out of your life for a few months. I had a hell of a porn addiction a few years ago, went on a month long trip where it was impossible for me to find time to fap, came back a new man
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>>697283845
lets hear more then...
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>>697294186
It's kind of heartbreaking to write out fully. I haven't seen that movie no. I have a few pictures I saved off her myspace profile before she deleted it when I was like 20 ish.
>>697294216
There's nothing a doctor can do.
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>>697281485
>I shot the deputy.
ha
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>>697294391
I wish it was that simple. When I'm around her and we talk we connect so well and understand eachother so perfectly. And for that reason it absolutely shreds my heart to listen to her talk about how much it hurts her to see me.

Don't get me wrong I've definitely considered trying.
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>>697294870
i'd say that sounds like not me but cheating on someone i care about sounds like not me. It's unreal how much your opnion can change after you blow your load. Surprising and embarrassing. Trying to stay strong.
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>>697295066
You should watch it! Also therapy can help. It's at least worth trying if you want to live a happy life.

I groped my friend while she was asleep when I was really drunk and now I go to therapy for that. It hasn't "cured" anything so far but it's helped.
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>>697295066
idk man, try to maintain a friendship if you can. find happiness in her happiness
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>>697295454
ahahah what... You go to therapy for that? Why.
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>>697295277
Ask her why it hurts. She has to accept that you loved her enough to find her now. so tell her.
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I've already confessed

I will not reiterate my transgressions
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>>697279958
Me too sometimes... also I eat my own cum... society probably wouldnt like it very much...
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I have a migraine
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>>697295437
it gets easier after the first few weeks, the less free time you have the less you'll think about it. I'd recommend telling your GF about you doing this in the past and asking for her support while you do this
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>>697295709
Oh no it's not like that. I know why it hurts. Because she has a family and it riddles her with guilt to see me. She says she can't even look her husband in the eyes after seeing me. But also I don't completely understand because I would murder everyone I know to be with her.
She knows how much I love her, I like to imagine she feels the same.
Deep down I'm pretty much living my life just waiting for her to come to me somehow.
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I touched myself once.
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>>697296209
You disgust me on a spiritual level
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>>697283845
Tits or gtfo
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>>697294927
Alright. I'm heavily into gore but don't consider it a "real life" kink although I do find the idea of using bugs to masturbate with an interesting concept and I'd also like to stuff somebody's ass with roaches and watch them freak out.
I'm into vore, into hentai where women get mutilated and fucked by demons/aliens.. I get off on the thought of rimming big strong men type of dudes and I loooooove body hair.
Oh I also love mecha and insectoid girls.

I think growing up browsing 4chan and somethingawful fucked up my psyche/sexuality. Sometimes I feel isolated because of it.
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>>697296349
No you. Let me see your big hairy man titties.
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Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
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>>697296372
I dont think that being on here fucked you up and made you like weird shit, you were already fucked up and into this shit, 4chan just allowed you to discover it
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>>697296098
you cant just wait. it is like that. Talk to her and ask her what her heart truly desires in life. And tell her it's okay, life is cruel. You have to ask about her, get her to talk, vent. Dig deep into her heart. Because people who are hurt can't just choose things like that for themselves. Sometimes you have to show them the light.
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>>697281660
Same bro
Mine was from Thailand want about yours?
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I'm extremely attracted to my sister, specifically her feet, but everything else about her is perfect aswell, I once recorded her showering got to see her nips, omg. she's a total whore which adds to the entire thing.
also attracted to my cousin, aunt, and other cousin.

have a collection of creepshot foot pics and social media pics of my sister saved on a veracrypt volume.
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>>697290144
I have, but they weren't great relationships as the sub saw my sexual nature as a "bedroom kink" and not like.. an actual constant part of my sexuality. It's not like I put on my dominatrix suit and don a giant strap on every time I want to do the sexies.
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>>697296843
delay sex in the relationship for a while, let them get to know you better as a dominant person before fucking their brains out
maybe they wont see it as a kink then, who knows
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I'm fucking my fiances mum, and her dad knows but won't do shit about it
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>>697296608
More than likely this was the case. Either that or it all started on IRC when I was like 12
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>>697296686
I understand your point of view. But human emotion is complicated and I can't explain it through text. We used to talk for hours and hours. She used to leave her place at night and come meet me.
Fuck man maybe you're right. Maybe I should go after her anyone and be selfish.
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>>697277940
I unironically enjoyed black butler
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>>697297477
Psychology and Sociology are my favorite things. I understand women and this is my forte. I'm only trying to help.

If you ever need anything my email is diningop at g mail dot com

My advice is to just ask her what she wants, what truly makes her happy. And ask who she could truly see a future with.
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I ripped an eye off a snail and felt really bad about it and haven't stopped thinking about it for years. Somewhere down the line it became my ambition to help that snail fit in by ripping off every other snails eye I could find. I am the One Eyed Reaper.
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>>697293647
Lol
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>>697278833
I still play Morrowind.
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I'm a metalhead. I love metal. I've seen dozens of concerts, some festivals, I have boxes full of CDs, all I wear outside work is metal t-shirts and sometimes I wear them at work too. You may say I'm a serious metal fan.

Currently, I'm totally obsessed by Babymetal.
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>>697297707
I'll email you
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>>697297989

this is how the enemy wins
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>>697297130
Good advice, though I don't think that has been a factor since most of my recent relationships have been sexual at first. I'm pretty hesitant in general with most men yet it still tends to happen whenever I actively seek out men that describe themselves as submissive. Life would just be easier if I was born male.. for me specifically at least.
Thanks for the words of encouragement though. I'm sure I'll find a happy relationship where I'm sexually fulfilled eventually.
I'm actually dating a guy right now who doesn't really know that side of me much, but he still kind of asked me to finger his ass the other night while we were doing some heavy petting and I was trying not to be all over his thighs/sack. I nearly choked when he grabbed my hand and put it right against his.. grundle? Grundle isn't a very sexy word.. but it was hot. So I might get lucky.
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>>697298205
alright. diningop gmail.com is just an email i use for 4chan. But I'll help any way i can
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>>697293647
Same.
>>697298149
SAME
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Had sex with the neighbours daughter when i was 12. She was 14
The whole relationship was abusive. Shed hit me beat me and still fuck me

While she was into anal.biting and scratching as well that went.both ways. When i was 14 for my birthday she fucked me with a strapon. I cried every night for a week.

This continied until college when it emerged her dad had been fucking her since she was young. Her mum moved her back east.

Ive never had a stable relationship of any kind since
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>>697298607
Brokitsune
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>>697298965
called it. knew it.
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I have one ball
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When I was preety young, can't remmember the age (7/8/9 around that) There were 2 kids across of my aunt's house. I went there once and those 2 tried to imitate porn. To skip all the boring stuff, one was female one was male. The male one and i hid behind a door (I didn't know shit) and told me to take my pants off and try and put it in his ass. I tried, but was just stupid, didn't push hard enough and it didn't go in. I'm fucked in the head ever since.
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>>697299117
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>>697283845
>be 90%of what u want
>know we will never meet
Why live
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Had intercourse with a man much......MUCH older than me.
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>>697278833
I m playing it now, never "finished " the game. I like wasting time hunting
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>>697299618
Jokes on you I'm actually awful.
I don't do my laundry, have poor hygiene and spend all day smoking weed and talking about politics.
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>>697281777
Nobody's going to recognise this niggers fucking trips!? What the FUCK /b/!?

>Czeched
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I cant get hard unless my gf eats my ass
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Some whore accused me of rape once. I was walking home from the bar, we went behind a building by the freeway and started fucking. I fucked her dry and she got bitchy. She says she told me to stop but I don't remember. She told me not to fuck her ass but it sortof slipped in. She told me her brother/pimp was going to kick my ass but I stole her clothes and phone and tossed them in a garbage can a few blocks away. She was paid 40$ so I doubt it was really rape, even though it took me a good hour to cum I think. I was pretty blasted.
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>>697296790
test
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>>697293935
That's beautiful and tragic
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I get off knowing that neck beards have assessed and rated my ex girlfriends pussies, bodies, and asses. I have their pictures (all OC) categorized and ready to share in the most objectively comparable way, and if they knew, they would probably sue me.
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I can get off to literally almost anything. Gay, lesbian, straight, shit even bestiality, as long as something is humping something, I can jerk off to it. But I still consider myself straight.
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Im going on a date with a pathetic drug addict because he wants to pay for my dinner. Cant say no to free food.
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>>697277940
I killed a nigger who was hitting on my sister and dumped the body.
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>>697300045
Literally the rapiest shit I ever read, and I've read rape stories
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>>697300513
Pics
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>>697300608
It was 4 years ago in Albania. I was 14 at the time.
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From as far back as I can remember till I was about 12, I'd manipulate and convince kids to get naked with me and we'd experiment. I could never do it with girls, so I always had guy friends. I eventually met a guy who took it too far, essentially blew me in the closet, dry humped me under the bed, but never any penetration.

Growing up religiously, from then on, I've felt ashamed of those activities and me manipulating people for sexual favours. It's affected me to the point that I've never dated, been masturbating every day for at least 15 years, and any intimate moments I have with anyone gives me crazy tremors and panic attacks.

People ask why I never dated or haven't got laid, and I just can't tell them. So I'm likely to be a virgin till the day I die.
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>>697291552
Exposing faggottry is doing God's Work anon.
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>>697281090
Id say its weird to have a non white want to preserver the white race, im white and I want to preserve my race. But eh yeah I as a white nationalist approve of you having a good goal even if you not white.
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>>697281542
worst of the lot
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Showed my second cousin my boner when she was 10 & I was 14 because she wanted to know what "a hardon looked like". Tried to get her to jack me off but the closest I got was a finger poke & a slight squeeze w her index finger & thumb. Made her promise not to tell, she agreed. Don't see her often anymore but we never mention it when we see each other. Feels like she blocked it out of her brain or something but I still fap to the memory of it & pretend it went further.
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i wanna eat snek
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>>697277940
If Donald Trump could send all the niggers back to Africa I would actually vote for him. But if not, Hillary gets my vote
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>>697302089
>voting for corruption. Your IQ is lower than the people who hate trump for "racism"
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>>697293935
thats pretty much mr. nobody with the addition of drugs
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>>697302089
>voting for corruption.

Your IQ is lower than the people who hate trump for "racism"
fix'd
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>>697279217
Oh god.
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>>697277940
I showed my pussy to a 20 year old guy on omegle when I was 16
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>>697302325
>>697302348
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>>697280225
If you're strong enough to an hero, then you're strong enough to continue living.
If neither, have someone kill you.
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>>697302551
go on /pol/ you retarded cumbucket. keep believing in funny little "meme" images as proof. dumbcunt.
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Was picking up weight, me and partner dealer pulls out photos of partner with cops. Dealer shoots partner. I take weight and leave, they owne me. Not like tv niggers.
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>>697302736
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>>697302775
>Was picking up weight
Does that mean you were getting fat or you were at the gym lifting ?

>Dealer shoots partner
I thought partner dealer was one person.

>Not like tv niggers
As opposed to real niggers ?
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http://kchan.eu/
BEST CHAN
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>>697302877
someones IQ is less than 50.
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Just what u said.
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>>697277940
>darkest possibly illegal secrets
NSA pls go
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>>697302336
>mr. nobody
the movie? is it any good?
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>>697302336
hahahahahhaAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEFIHUFHAUHESUEFHAUEF
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i watch buzzfeed sometimes
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I let our dog fuck me in my ass when i was 14
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>>697303888
I am the guy who made
>>697293935
And yes I can confirm the movie is fucking amazing.
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i let my dog fuck my passed out gf
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>>697304004
Thanks, will watch it tonight
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>>697279217
>i jizzed on my cat
>she licked it of
topkek, reminds me why i come here
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I ate very little for a long time just to save money to buy this.
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>>697277940
Ughh it was years ago back in 2011.. I had just came home from Iraq. A user had made fun of me and harrased me... What the maggot wouldnt see coming was the storm. I'd told him i I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and that I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al Qaeda and With over 300 confirmed kills. Trained in gorilla warfare and the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. I told that son of bitch That. The I'd contanced my secret network of spies across the USA traced his ip address. Told him to better prepare for the storm. You wouldnt believe what happened to him. I wiped him the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, That goddamn idiot's misreable ass was wiped off the face of the continent. i'd shitted furry all over him and he drowned in it. maybe he would have held his fucking tongue. But he couldn’t, he didn’t
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I know my Dad is fucking his girlfriends daughter. I think he fucked my sister too.
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I secretly record my sister in laws feet and wank furiously over the footage and screen caps.
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>>697304351
Worth it 100000000x over. Worth it!
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>>697300757
good riddance
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>>697299785
literally me
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Son of a real fucking psychopath, after 18 years of torment im finally free and i can only feel something simmilar to happiness when i drink myself almost dead.
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>>697277940
About 7 years ago my sister and I made out and touched eachother. I'm not proud of that.
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>>697282468
Story with ages?
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>>697277940
My mom beat me to broken bones and threatened that she could kill me and throw me in a creek at anytime because nobody liked or cared about me.
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>>697303130
and that someone is you!
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I use an aimbot as soldier 76 in overwatch
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>>697280225
thats not a secret thats all of /b/
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>>697305213
Damn, Tyrone.
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>>697277940
I got molested at 13 by my step grand mothers elder sister. In fact i enjoyed it, kept dumping load until left town for college
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>>697281355
horde or alliance bro
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>>697287670
>coax girls
>dry hump
>still jerk off
>thought was pedo
Got some bad news for you...

Why do you think you are not a pedo?
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>>697304115
No you didn't
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In high school I gave a black guy head in my car in the school parking lot. I got scared that he would tell everyone.
So the next day I went to the Principle and told him he forced me. It got way out of hand. Police came. He got arrested, everyone in the school took sides.
The blacks believed him the white kids believed me. My bf at the time, he didnt buy it though. The school moved me to a different one, and he went to juvie camp for two years. After I had moved schools, my bf came over and told me he didnt believe me because the black guy had told people about this way I use my fingertips on a guys balls when I give head. He said that I never would have done that if I wasnt doing it willingly. So he dumped me.
I told all our mutual friends that he accused me of lying and that he made me tell him about it while he jerked off.
They stopped fucking with him and a few weeks later I started messing with his ex best friend.

No one but me and the black guy know the truth.
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>>697292551
How old when it started?
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>>697305496
God, you're a fucking stupid cunt, probably should kys.
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I raped a 7 month old toddler when I was 16.
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>>697305213
Ouch anon you get out of that home?
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>>697305496
Tits and time stamp
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>>697293647
Same
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>>697305496
duuude
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>>697305496
Well, you, the black guy, half the school and your boyfriend know the truth. haha don't delude yourself.
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>>697305491
what?
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>>697305584
Thought about it a few times. I feel guilty about it now. Wish Id never done it.
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I used to touch my little sister in her sleep and masturbate and I lost my virginity at 20 by raping my cousin

Can greentext if anyone's interested
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ive masturbated to multiple family members through windows, including my cheesy cousin.
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>>697277940
I like running down the stairs so fast that my balls claps.
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>>697305725
>Can greentext if anyone's interested
yes
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>>697305697
Well at least you're not fucking boasting
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>>697305496
I'm sort of hoping some super genius finds your IP and rats you out, so the black guy can get $ and you can go to jail.
Then that black guy can come visit you in jail and be like "hey thanks for the $420,000 blowjob"
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>>697277940
I'm a libertarian
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>>697296750
All the "options" in Thailand and ypu pick another dude? Wtf?
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>>697305626
Sure thing boss.

>>697305660
Yeah. I know its fucked.

>>697305678
Well I mean the actual truth of what happened. They can suspect but cant really know 100%
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>>697300757
>did little boy things
>met a boy who knew how to "play"
>hide in shame
>masterbation becomes bad
Most boys diddle boys grow up and use your dick.
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>>697277940
i started posting on 4chan before i was 18
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I ABANDONED MY CHILD
I ABANDONED MY CHILD
I ABANDONED MY BOYYY
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>>697305496
Well you deserve to die horribly. You are a waste of oxygen.
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>>697305793
Very doubtful that could happen. And im an adult now anyway. Nothing they could do.
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>>697280225
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I help my girlfriend's friends with money from time to time in exchange of sexual favors. There's two of them at the moment.
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>>697305697
No do do it. You feel guilty but have never made amends by telling the truth? Kill yourself you are a waste of a human
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>>697287922
Reminds me of that night-cook story I read a long time ago on here.

Can't remember the details but it was basically this guy who would break into people's houses and cook meals and shit. Eventually he got caught cooking an entire thanksgiving dinner in some mexican's house.

Funny stuff.
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>>697281355
Add my character bub. Alliance on the server azuremyst name is Aquanth
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>>697277940
I fucked my aunt. Pic related
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>>697304351
What if I told you that's actually his hand and not some weird print glitch.
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I have free access to the church I grew up in. I go there 2-4 times / month when no one's around and fuck various things, and leave cum stains on anything I can in such a way that it's not obvious. If one were to take a black light in there it would look like there'd been an orgy of hundreds of people since I've used pew after pew, and even jacked off over the piano, organ, and stairs leading up to the podium.
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I'm a proud alt-right nationalist, but I make people think that I'm just a whiny libtard. It's very hard and exhausting.
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>>697306001
Well not guilty enough to kill myself. Thats stupid.
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>>697306195
Fuck one of the altar boys or donation plate carrying boys
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I like tumblr feminists
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>>697277940
I think fallout 3 was the best game of the franchise. Even better than the black isle studio ones.
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>>697306364
Same
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>>697305842
>Well I mean the actual truth of what happened. They can suspect but cant really know 100%


Well YOU know what a deceitful, worthless whore you are, and you'll die knowing. that's all that matters
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>>697306350

Not into boys, but I do also fuck the juice jugs and refreshments. Any regular attendee of the church has swallowed my cum.
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>>697306301
Well you don't deserve to live or ever be happy after what you did, and you still have never made things right. You are pretty dumb if you think there is nothing that can be done just because you are an adult now.
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>>697306462
Well i guess everyone makes mistakes. I regret it, but i dont let it affect me.
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>>697306609
It was a nigger. Who fucking cares?
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>>697306301
You know at least that you are a parasite on the human race right? Should be put down.
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>>697305725
>I was 20 years old, living by myself
>Made a living as a part time actor, part time web designer
>One time I was in a play and my cousin started texting me about it
>She's no babe, but a decent 7/10 to my tastes
>She asks when I'd like her to come see, I say whenever
>Then suddenly starts venting her life story to me
>Tells me she only ever gets the bad kind of guys that don't treat her well, typical bullshit girls say
>We keep texting about her problems for days
>Eventually she comes to see me play
>After, I sit with her at the bar, see she's wearing some black skinny jeans and a tank top
>Dick is interested
>We both drink for about two hours
>When we leave, I hold the door open for her
>She walks past me, I stare at her ass
>At that moment, she looks behind her
>Fuck.
>She actually smiles: "You're not very subtle are you?"
>"Not gonna lie, you have a nice ass"
>She laughs and we start walking
>She pulls my arm around her waist and walks up close to me, leaning her head on my shoulder
>"Hey anon, could you check when my last bus leaves?"
>I open my phone and pretend to check
Let's just say her name was Sarah
>"Shit Sarah, that was five minutes ago"
>Lying
>I say she can stay at my place for the night, she agrees and thanks me
>We keep on walking to my place, after a few minutes she actually takes my hand and moves it to her ass while we walk without saying a word
>I don't say anything either and slip my hand into her back pocket
>Feel her stir a bit on my shoulder, but nothing else

typing everything right now, sorry for being slow
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>>697306623
I hope you miscarry a child you want
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>>697306609
Maybe but life doesnt have built in justice. Karma isnt real. I have dealt with it and moved on. At this point there is nothing that could happen legally.
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>>697306703
No I dont think thats true at all. Im pretty productive, decent life, college is tolerable. Not too bad.
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>>697306776
I second this, girls like you are the scum of life, down there with pedophiles
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>>697306094
I'd fuck her too bro.
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I masturbated with a banana Peel once. Actually felt kinda good but 11 year old me thought the banana bruising was the secret aids oozing out of the Peel.
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>>697306776
Why? The child didnt do anything?
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>>697306880
>All this salt over a nigger.
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>>697306911
The child has to pay the price the mother is unwilling to pay.
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>>697306714
interesting...
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>>697306911
Neither did the nigger didn't stop you from ruining his life. Therefore I wish a miscarriage on you. And I hope any kids you currently have get lupus.
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>>697306094
She looks like she's Greek or Italian, am I close?
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>>697289354
Was it diarrhoea and in 2013? If so, I remember you, you bastard. The toilets stank like diarrhoea even more than usual and the whole fucking sink was full of your shit, you absolute bastard. Why would you do that?!
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>>697277940
I am a killer.
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>>697306992
Okay. Thats justice in your eyes anon? Should you pay the price for your parents errors?
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>>697305586
A 7 month old is not a toddler.
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>>697306973
I don't care about the nigger, I just hate lying whores.
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>>697307010
I dont have kids. And i guess you can wish all you want. Wont affect me.
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i have a micro penis and testicles so im gunna die alone,grils always look away and laugh and when im fucking a girl im concious that its doing nothing and their faking it and no i cant take a pic of it and no i will not become a trap
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>>697307207
She lied over something worthless. Why care?
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>>697307020
nope Iraqi
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>>697307131
yes
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>>697305697
Post the truth on Facebook, then kill yourself.
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>>697307020
Nope. We're part Iranian/Persian
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>>697307280
So what are you doing to yourself to atone for the errors of your parents?
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>>697307297
Lol no. Im good. Thanks tho.
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>>697306289
Then you aren't "proud" of anything if you're living a lie, fucking jackass
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>>697305900
For real though?
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>>697307317
>>697307273

Ah, I see. Very pretty.
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>>697306301
>Ruin a man's life
>Not guilty
>Apparently didn't read how to kill a mocking bird
>Where is Atticus when you need him
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>>697304773
How do you know he was one?
Pics?
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Any real powerful drug dealers here?
What is it like?
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>>697306714
>We finally come home, I open the door and hold it for her
>This time she wiggles her ass a little when she walks past me
>She looks back and smirks, knowing I'm looking at it
>I follow her inside and take her to the living room
>She sits down on my couch, I go to the kitchen and fetch drinks
>When I come back, she's lying down on her stomach
>Them curves though
>I ask her to move so I can sit down, she does so, but when I'm sitting, lays her head on my lap
>Her head is an inch away from my dick, praying to god she doesn't notice
>Of course she does
>She moves her head back, feels something hard, and looks at my bulge
>Looks up at me, I look back, neither of us expressing any emotion for a few seconds
>She eventually smiles a little: "It's like you've never seen a butt before"
>I respond, probably not as confident as I remember myself being
>"I have, but yours is something else"
>She giggles, looks down at my bulge again and then starts unzipping my pants
>She looks up at me as she does so, biting her lip in the cutest way
>I can barely believe this is happening
>She pulls out my dick
>It's right in front of her face, I still remember how her breath felt on it
>Without a word, she starts kissing it and eventually sucking on the tip
>I could have nutted the instant her lips were on my dick, but I held back
>I start feeling up her ass a little, which she obviously likes
>She starts taking my cock like a pro (at least it felt like that)
>I barely felt conscious at that moment, couldn't get over the fact that my cousin was sucking me off
>Just idly play with her hair and her ass
>>
fucked a nigger once

had to wash the fucking cocoa butter smell off my dick
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>>697306094
more pics?
>would gladly fuck that milf
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>>697306195
Would have looked like that anyway.

Ba-dum-tshhh.
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>>697307317
She's hot, would love to eat her out for hours.
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>>697306289
You're not "proud" then, are you?
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this one girl felt bad for me that my dad died during a Presbyterian retreat to Dodge Ridge, then we started making out, went to our cabin and fucked.. was 12

best experience ever fucking that tight little hole
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>>697307270
cunts like her lying about being raped minimized what actual rape victims have to deal with.

And you got all these feminist fuckwits who think you should just believe people like her without question because rape victims never make it up right? wrong, she's living proof.

I hope she gets raped for real one day and the dude gets away with it.
>>
When I was freshman in HS I was abused physically at home and school and I was so lonely and excommunicated that I paid actual cash money to this slutty girl to act like she's my caring friend and hug me.

Had to sieze money illegally sometimes to keep up the payment because was poor af single parent dysfunctional family.

Still lonely and would be someone's slave if they asked. Not even submissive, just fotgotten and a bit suicidal

>inb4 autism level infinity, that's already pretty obvious.
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>>697307221
The fact that you have to reiterate to everyone tells me the opposite.
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>>697307400
Yeh she is
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>>697307693
no need to make a big deal of it anyways, most people don't believe cunts nowadays regardless

can thank shit like the Duke lacrosse scandal
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>>697307331
Living

I was an accident
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>>697302551
Kek, the only reason she's never been arrested is because she can fucking bribe everyone into bending over backwards for her.
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>>697306871
You're begging to be traced and murdered. Lots of people with not much else to do on this board that can do so and they hate scum whores like you. Hope they do kill you as you really deserve it. If they do they should at least torture the truth out of you first and help the lives you ruined.
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>>697307331
my parents have never done anything wrong, as nobody should.
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>>697307544
kek
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>>697307540
See
>>697307317
>>697307743
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let a dog fuck my pussy when I was 8
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>>697306623
Doesn't sound like a mistake considering you went on to try fuck over your bf just because he knew you were lying, and then his friend for no apparent reason. You deserve to be actually raped.
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>>697307855
greentext? cont?
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>>697279217
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>>697306714
Where did you learn to act? Im thinking about becoming an actor too. What do you think I need to become one?
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>>697307787
However is going to do it ...
Put it on the dank web so we can all enjoy it
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>>697307787
Lol. Let me guess you have over 300 confirmed kills?

>>697307724
Just answering the points in the post.

>>697307403
I feel bad, just not bad enough to want to kill myself.
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>>697307643
I'm sure you would. Cleanest and wettest pussy I've had
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>>697280223
Literary unimaginable horror for your
>>
I shove batteries up my butt
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I have rainwear fetish.
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>>697297170
why isnt the dad saying anything?,id fuck you up if you touched off my hypothetical wife
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>>697305496
I mean I'm not one to judge because I've cheated before, but at least I had to balls to own up to what I had done... that's fucked up dude...
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>>697307359
You're actually not good. Doesn't any part of you think you should at least tell the truth so that people know he's not a rapist? So that maybe he can get some monetary compensation for being falsely imprisoned?
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I once sucked a dog's dick
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>>697306714
Yeah you fucking will be sorry mate.
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>>697308353
Nope. I dont feel compeled to confess at all
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>>697307507
>This didn't go on for too long, but I couldn't keep myself from cumming too much longer.
>I grab her head and pull it back
>Death grip on my dick, it was one touch away from blowing a load on her face
>After way too long, I managed to calm it down again
>Her: "It's okay, you can cum on me if you want"
>Those words almost got me on the edge again
>Me: "Just give me a minute, I still wanna do something else..."
>I slide my hand into her pants and rub her pussy
>She actually doesn't seem too into that
>Her: "Uhm, I'd rather not do that, can I just suck you off instead?"
>Me: "Come on Sarah, I promise you'll like it."
>Stroking my own dick now, want to nut so badly
>Don't wanna give up just yet, really wanted to fuck her
>She suddenly starts sucking me off again, putting a lot more effort into it
>She caught me by surprise, and I almost nut again
>This bitch.
>I pull her off my dick by her hair, she's obviously surprised too
>Her: "Anon, please, just let me finish you off, I don't want to fuck..."
>I didn't care, I was too close to losing my virginity and not ready to step back now
>I don't respond and start pulling down her pants
>She starts struggling and telling me to stop
>Dick only gets harder
>I eventually sit on her legs, keep both her arms pinned on her back with one hand and pull down her pants with the other
>She was yelling at me at this point, but I was too focused on her ass moving back and forth trying to get away from me
>I keep her pants at knee level, her arms on her back, and start positioning my dick
>Decided against shoving it up the pooper, thought I was being nice to her for that
>I ram my dick in her pussy like an animal in heat
>Instantly regret going so fast, I feel my dick starting to cum already
>Felt way too good to stop though, never expected a vagina to be so warm and cozy
>I start wildly humping inside of her, she's crying and stopped struggling by now
>I don't think I even lasted a minute
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when i was about 14 i said to my great grandma that i have seen more shit in my life than everyone else. she said its not true and i am stupid. she was 90+ years old ww2 survivor.... she is dead now and i am still stupid
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>>697307987
The guy telling you about being traced isn't exactly right, but there are people who browse that are capable, it's happened before, and in recent mtoo. How would you feel if it happened to you?
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>>697308721
fucking idiot
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>>697308593
>After, I just lie down on top of her, totally exhausted
>Didn't feel regret at the time, just one thought going through my head
>"I just came inside my cousin."
>I'm kissing her neck and squeezing her ass pathetically
>Eventually I get off of her, and she immediately pulls up her pants, grabs her shit and leaves
>I think she walked all the way home that night

This was almost two years ago now, and I'm still a free man so I doubt she told anyone.
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>>697308413
Do you feel like you deserve to be outed?
>>
I sexually active from between the ages of 2 - 16 with various consensual partners. Sometimes I initiated, sometimes the other person did. Males and females, mostly males. I peaked the year before kindergarten (4 yo.) and in seventh grade (12 yo.). I can't remember the fist time I had sex or why... I have the sneaking suspicion it all stems from one morning when I was 2 and I woke up in the middle of the night, figured out how to work the t.v. and saw a scene from a movie where a teenage couple were fucking in a barn. I had A LOT of sex as a child... A LOT. A couple of times same-aged family members were involved....

As I began to mature and I began to learn about sex in school... It sort of, dawned on me what I had been doing all those years. As my peers began discovering their sexuality I found myself growing apart from mine. I consider myself gay, but I'm not really interested in sex or dating-- I kind of think it's a bit overrated actually. I feel that too much emphasis is placed on it... All of my 20's I made myself miserable trying to seek and find an emotional connection with someone. Turns out, that endeavor is more trouble than it's worth. I'm single for life at this point.

.. I mean A LOT of sex.
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>>697307956
I started out playing in an amateur group my nephew ran. Played there for about five years, when I was 19 I was asked by a professional organisation.

It's a good choice bro, all you need is the passion for it. Look at yourself in the mirror while practicing your lines, see a recording of yourself if you can, you'll see yourself improving every year, it's awesome.
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