>>697259836
>>697259260
some of the large one, like the t-rex ones are just ridicolously sized
>>697259694
it's a perfect size, but when I was looking at it's comparison to a can I was like " it's just slightly larger than what I currently have, maybe another inch would be fine"
>>697259997
>>697260103
>>697260031
And then there's the XL Chance. Never gonna happen for me
>>697260180
>>697260214
the fact that some people can actually play with some of the XL toys is just crazy
>>697259997
>>697260653
>>697260031
length or width?
katia
>>697260722
>>697260847
sup nigger
>>697260912
>>697260732
>>697260732
it was about a half inch longer, and the knot was about 0.7 inches wider
>>697260623
>tfw your tummy will never bulge as you take an XL chance down to the hilt
>>697260981
id be more concerned about the knot, that can be a big difference.
>>697260971
ik
I've been busy though
>>697261018
it comes up to almost the bottom of the ribcage
>>697261103
yeah, I can get most of the way to it's widest part. I'm just glad that I didn't end up going with a larger one
>>697261148
How was your first couple days at work?
>>697260623
The fact that people even buy them baffles me. Hi gays.
>>697261326
oh
I didn't know you heard, nef mention it or something?
>>697261271
feminine but MANLY
so bad ass
>>697261271
It's kinda terrifying that penetration like that isn't limited to furry porn
>>697261345
hey homo. the things are like $300 as well
>>697261018
Would you really want to? I used to use a fairly long 16" double ended toy, and was able to take pretty much all of it inside. During the last inch or two it would make a small indentation on my stomach, which was super hot but god damn it felt like rubbing your insides with sand-paper. And that was just a regular smooth gel toy: imagine how painful it would be when it's a medium firmness or harder extra textured horse cock.
>>697261376
..............
we were talking about it on steam two days ago.....
>>697261477
Please, they're only like $150 even in Canada bucks
Shipping is a bitch though
>>697261613
oh
that was my first day, I worked from 4pm to 8, it was very stressful and exhausting and then I had to walk 2.5 miles to my house
hence not remembering the convo
>>697261579
I wouldn't actually want to. Only in fantasy.
But that's still way bigger than anything I've taken :3c
>>697261624
I meant like the XL ones are super expensive. yeah, shipping to canada is a pain in the ass
>>697261477
I guess that could be justified if you camwhored... I'm not saying I wouldn't like one, I just wouldn't buy one. It would be hot to deepthroat and drool over them.
>>697262010
definitely, part of the fun is just flopping them around in your hands
>>697261908
The customs slip:
1x Silicone sculpture
1x Lubricant
"Discreet packaging" MY TIGHT, READY-TO-BE-KNOTTED ASS
>>697262010
Get one, then retroactively justify it by becoming a camwhore
>>697261866
I'm sure it's absolutely astounding for the cock that's penetrating you, and anyone watching would blow a load in their panties, but also the other thing to consider is that once it's all the way in it feels like all of your insides are being straightened out and are one wrong move from being torn or stretched too far. I was too afraid to even try squeezing or clenching down on it whenever it was in past halfway. So that would also mean you'd have to finish yourself off after the guy who's fucking you.
>>697262010
Wish I could deep throat...that would definitely be my next project if I could practice consistently
>>697262246
I'm not ready to shave/wax the lower half of my body... I'm low maintenance atm and would like to keep it that way until I find someone who appreciates my feminine side.
>>697262472
I have something you can practice on. Pic unrelated, but fitting.
>>697262246
And the import duty and customs cost was like another $70 on top of everything
>>697261908
Seems the pain in the ass would be the XL dildo.
>>697262246
discreet shipping
Contents: Silicon Statue.
COME ON BAD DRAGON!!!!
>>697262472
that pic is one of the most cringeworthy things I have ever seen. haha holy fuck.
I'm certain you posted it unironically too which is even funnier
>>697263005
lulz
>>697262472
I'd be too scared of hurting myself to even get into it, and it's hard enough for me to cum from anal when I'm more relaxed. I'll stick to my medium knots~
>>697262651
I shave from time to time when I want to feel more femme. But usually I get lazy unless I'm doing it for someone specific. Low maintenance is best.
>>697262652
Getting fucked before the package is even in your hands!
>>697262651
I have something, too, just don't have the discipline to gag myself over and over until I can successfully deep throat. That's one dream out the window I guess.
>>697263005
hey luc. you'd just need like an hour or two of preperation, and a 6 inch wide asshole
>>697263158
but now that I have it i'd say it's worth it
>>697263011
Rubberized Silicate Statue
>>697263237
It's not a necessary skill, even though people would like to convince you otherwise.
>>697263445
Hotdog down a hallway at that point.
>>697263473
>teenager acting like a sex expert
>>697263473
>>697263011
I should start a Canadian distributor of BD toys just so people don't have to deal with customs statements like that
>>697263445
Oh, definitely. No other toys can compare~ What's your favourite? :3
>>697263569
What? I'm 23. By no means am I a sex expert, I was just blessed with a weak gag-reflex and a big cock.
>>697263593
I've wondered if that is part of a set...
>>697263936
How do those two relate? Are you that flexible?
>>697263536
you'd be ruined for every human dick at that point
>>697263845
I only have the nova, and it beats out my normal dildo by a mile~ what's yours?
>>697264143
Pretty much.
>>697264107
They aren't related...
>>697264143
Medium David with cum-tube. The only thing my other dildo has going for it is vibration.
And I can just take the vibrator out and tease my cock with it anyway~
>>697264381
Well they're two positives at least~
>>697264214
how's things?
>>697264424
feeling the vibration going from back of the prostate to the tip of your dick is just the best~
>>697264647
-nods- I'm heading to bed. Have a goodnight everyone.
>>697265032
night
>>697264890
They're okay. Got a Sega CD model 1 apart. I pulled the bios chip off it and put it in a socket so I can write my own bios to it when I want.
Just need a new battery for save data.
>>697264890
It really is~ I can't cum from just that, but I can get myself so close that it only takes the slightest touch to send me over the edge
>>697265032
Goodnight :3
>>697265032
Night, Gun.
>>697265178
ooo cool, and neat games to go along with it?
>>697265211
I've only ever had a hands free one once, but it was amazing~
>>697265533
hey snarf
>tfw people talking about XL toys
>>697265763
but can you get all the way to the bottom?
>>697265600
Naw. It was sold as "Broken"
I also for 3 other NES units from the same guy "Broken"
All of it worked.
>>697265533
Nyan
>>697265600
It's really tough for me to get there, but when I can it's worth it :3
>>697265763
I bow to your superior dildo-taking~
WIN TEN?
YUK
>>697265880
down to the hilt
>>697265763
debating on getting a large or just jumping to xl
>>697265600
Jeff.
>>697266415
depends on the toy, some larges are as big as other XLs
Someday I want to watch someone take an XL chance. In person.
>>697265965
did he maybe just not know his stuff? It seems weird to sell perfectly good equipment as broken
>>697266344
wow. does it bulge your stomach out a bunch?
>>697266472
how's things?
>>697266903
He couldn't get it working or is paying some one to test them. They where marked as bad but I simply plugged them in and cleaned them and all of them worked.
>>697266884
if you practice long enough then one day that person could be you. reach for your dreams
>>697266884
come for a visit
>>697266903
no i'm chubby so there's no visible bulge, but I really want to lose some weight so I can see it
>>697266903
Good. Thinking of getting the new WoW expac.
>>697267196
It will be crap and unsupported for a year like the others.
>>697265763
I want to see you fucking this dong.
>>697267092
B-but my poor little tight twink butt~
>>697267189
Sounds good fam, I'll be there tomorrow
>>697267189
That's good weight loss motivation imo
More dildo action please
>>697267189
post chubby chest
>>697267036
are the consoles very valuable
>>697267189
do you have any other XL's?
>>697267196
does it look like a good one?
>>697267425
I believe in you and your tight butt~
>>697267670
Yes.
Even more valuable where I live because no one keeps shit and it's rare here.
I'm too tired to do it tonight but tomorrow I'm going to have to take David for a ride
>>697267670
Then give it a kiss for luck~
>>697267371
some day maybe
>>697267425
Need to get into a good exercise habit but I always drop it after a week from being busy / depression.
>>697267527
no
>>697267670
xl chance
xl roland
large chance
large crackers
medium seadragon
dukebutt
natascha
>>697267371
I say the same to you hotbuns
>>697267825
is there a very large market for retro games and consoles?
>>697267890
mwah~
>>697267928
that's quite the collection
>>697268151
Yep. Lots of interest.
>>697267362
Probably. They have 3 patches planned, but after that, shooting in the dark.
>>697267425
Spread that tight twink butt.
>>697267670
Looks better than WoD.
>>697267928
I hope i get a nice xmas present :)
>>697267946
My ass is not high level like Scales.
>>697268141
i'll post pics when i get sexy again
>>697268151
natascha is ripped so i'll probably throw her out soon
will probably sell large chance too
>>697267928
Pokemon Go is the best thing to happen to me in terms of exercise in a long time
>>697267946
maow
>>697268151
Good boy~
>>697268259
I plan on it!
>>697268393
Does that happen often to BD penetrables?
>>697268393
But I want to see while you're unfit, that's sexy.
>>697268585
natascha and dragoness are prone to ripping at the edges because they're vagina shaped. The dukebutt and other round ones are much sturdier.
>>697268739
no it's gross
>>697268321
Meh, I prioritize yours higher ;)
>>697268432
Buhh
>>697266534
Chance
>>697268923
do you have any other toys comparable in size?
>>697268958
you disgust me
>>697268249
do you sell most of the consoles and stuff in person or online?
>>697268259
was WoD a let down?
>>697268321
hi tiger
>>697268393
would you get toys to replace those?
>>697269110
Use to be in person, but its getting to be more online now of days.
Tired of trying to meet up with unreliable people.
>>697269110
that's what the dukebutt is for
>>697268763
That's too bad, I was thinking of getting the Dragoness. But I don't want anything too tight, I'm a bit on the thicker side
>>697268763
But tums are cute
>>697268847
:3 It's late here, give snug
>>697269386
Snuggle huggle c:
>>697269234
That's what your butt is for silly~
>>697269233
were people really flaky when trying to meet in person
>>697269234
which of your toys are your favourite?
>>697269965
That or they want me to give a deal or act like they know more then me when it comes to selling this stuff.
>>697269783
I can't fuck my own butt
>>697269965
I am really loving the crackers
>>697269110
WoD's the worst expac so for. There was just nothing to do, Blizz released a raid 14 months ago and NOTHING since. They know they fucked up with WoD.
>>697269574
Good, gooood
>>697270133
That's quitter talk
>>697270133
I'll help you out with that don't worry
>>697270385
>>697270243
That feels better, right?
>>697269037
XL Tongue. But nothing for depth.
>>697270132
people can suck sometimes
>>697270133
crackers looks like a fun ride
>>697270239
wow, that's a long time for blizzard to not release anything
>>697270883
Of course~ But now I need more. All night long.
>>697271168
Crackers looks wonderful. If I get another toy, that'll be the one~
Shadow Priest or Mage?
>>697271168
Yeah, it was ridiculous.
>>697271414
But I gots stuff to do
Just kidding, I don't
>>697271168
yes they can
>>697271677
Stuff like me? :3
>>697272040
Ok this is an art you've mastered. You take freaking thing I say and turn it into something dirty, lol
>>697271414
If I got another one I think it would be either a Flint, or Vasu, they look like lots of fun~
>>697271821
seen leaguefag or had any commissions done recently?
>>697272421
Mission accomplished~
>>697272612
Flint looks fun, I gotta get something with lots of texture
I'm also tempted by the tentacle even though I don't know how well the shape actually works as a toy
>>697272421
I'll take what is flirting for $400
>>697273023
Goddamn you :p
>>697273042
Sorry, I'm not sure what you're talking about? :P
>>697273023
I love the dragon ones because the scales feel so good sliding in and out.
the tentacle, tail, and the tongue one look like they might be fun to try
>>697273507
It's a Jeopardy thing.
>>697273023
tentacle is like half price since they almost all have defects.
shape > texture for me
I don't really feel much of the fine detail
>>697273578
my XL tongue is so fucking fun i cant describe it
>>697273697
Oh right, saw it in a hilarious comedy sketch once :D
>>697272612
Had this done a few days ago.
And do you mean online or IRL?
>>697273800
flint has some large detail you will feel. i want a large so bad. as soon as i can fit 10.5inch circumference...
>>697273800
Wait a sec, I know the fag on the right.
>>697274018
yeah flint is an outlier
>>697274028
is he cute
>>697274168
he likes to fuck bats
>>697273578
Nox really doesn't have much of that. I definitely need more.
>>697273578
They all look fun, but tentacles are way more of a fantasy for me, so that's where my priorities lie~
>>697273763
I love all tentacles despite their flaws
>>697273924
<Innocent maow.>
You didn't grow up with Jeopardy?
>>697274359
the animal or the sporting goods?
>>697274376
There's a looot I didn't grow up with, and never heard of :P
>>697274463
both
>>697273856
can you fit the entire tongue?
>>697273967
either, I haven't really been online much since may, and I just remember that it was a pain for you guys to be able to meet up
>>697274376
your priorities are in tentacles up the butt, or dragon dicks~?
>>697274615
You poor thing. Guess I'll have to introduce you to some new, non-lewd experiences too~
>>697274714
I've already got a dragon dick. Now I need to get as close as I can to being restrained and relentlessly fucked by a big, slimy tentacle monster. :3
>>697274714
We met up and had 10 days together. Found lots of stuff to send back home to sell.
>>697275058
I probably know of one and another thing you've never heard of... We could try each other :p
>>697275058
that's a very fun fantasy~
>>697275104
sounds like an awesome week and a half
>>697275606
It was. Had lots of fun in more then one way.
>>697275366
I'm sure there are some things~ Of course we can take turns.
>>697275771
Right, errm... What subject? Video games?
>>697274714
No :( only a bit passed halfway. almost 3/4 but thats about as wide as it gets. few more weeks ill have it all in
Goodnight, faggots.
>>697276335
You're the ultimate faggot of the faggots. And goodnight~
>>697276335
nite nite homo
>>697275606
Even better if it's me and my entire party getting fucked together, just like that~
>>697275977
That sounds innocent enough, sure. :3 Though it might be a bit of a challenge
>>697276335
Nighty~
>>697276554
Alright, well the two games I grew up with were Mechwarrior 4 and Midtown Madness 2, any of those sound familiar?
>>697276882
Yes but i was more of a Mechwarrior 2 man.
>>697275739
I don't even need to imagine
>>697275994
that tongue is just massive
>>697276554
that's so lewd~
>>697276882
>>697277051
I still have my Microsoft sidewinder pro.
>>697277381
No, no you don't
>>697277051
First off dang that's a great ass, and yeah all of them look pretty cool tbh, except the first. That one looks like a clusterfuck
>>697276882
I know Mechwarrior~ Not so much Midtown Madness though. Back in those days I was more of a Nintendo player.
>>697277381
That's just the way you like it though
>>697277681
that's the way I love it~
Bleh. I should really sleep.
>>697277469
Damn what nostalgia
>>697277681
Ahah :D Now you try me. I did not grow up with nintendo or the like so don't even bother :p
>>697278013
Aight, try me later then. Nighty
>>697278013
night night
>>697278160
I'll get you next time~ Goodnight.
>>697278260
Goodnight, fellow Canadian faggot :3
good night everyone heading to sleep
>>697278442
You mean you're heading to sleep or you're saying goodnight to everyone heading to sleep?
>>697278632
Yes
>>697278632
Umm, yes which one?? :P