Prove you're white, /b/.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove you're white, /b/.
I'm polite to strangers.
>>697259057
I'm not
>>697259057
I have a pickle jar right next to me
car is paid for
>>697259057
I put mayonnaise on sandwiches.
I celebrate father's day
>>697259057
I don't use washcloths
>>697259057
I like icefishing, black metal and skiing.
>>697259057
I played gold today and my name isn't Tiger.
>>697259057
I know my father
>>697259057
I have never been arrested.
>>697259057
i just jerked off to this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oqsc6ahHVI
>>697259057
I don't get shot by cops
>>697259057
All 6 of my felonies were nonviolent
>>697259057
OJ Did It.
I wear a fanny pack and khakis every day
I didn't do anything
I'm pure of blood
i had a child at 19 and my now wife was 17.
we now have a 9 and 4 year old and we are married.
so white....
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>>697259057
I own a car, have money in my bank account and people owe me money but never the other way around
I can track my family back to 17th century
>>697259057
I claim superiority but havent done anything to warrant it.
>>697260820
Me too. I'm a descendant of Thomas Hawley, in fact.
>>697259565
>Be black
>Work in customer service
Gonna need better proof, mate.
>>697260820
I can go back as far as 1623 (Yes, it's exactly what you think it is)
>>697259818
>Car is also paid for
Granted, it's a 6k (then) grand prix and I'm a broke college student.
>>697260316
>Confirmed black
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>>697260990
You guys check out.
>>697260990
my nigger detector just went off
>>697259057
All lives matter.
>>697260990
He said prove you're white, not prove you're white trash.
>>697261245
Nice
>>697260990
Sometimes all it takes to be superior is to not be a complete piece of shit.
>>697261511
If you're really superior you don't go around saying it. Unless you're a douche bag,
>>697260990
When did this become a "prove you're a liberal" thread?
my ancestors invented literally errything of any value in the modern world
I sing along to this song every time I hear it.
https://youtu.be/vAOVRkSCWmg
>>697259057
Black lives matter
>>697259664
Let's see your hands.
>>697259057
I bought a gun today and wasn't arrested on the spot
I have wet dreams about fucking my sis
I got a bad sunburn today
>>697262166
No they don't.
>>697259057
Because I know the man in OP's picture is Ryan Reynolds
I never get speeding tickets
I never get arrested when I commit a crime
I get high paying jobs just because of my skin color
My gf's name is Dakota
>>697259057
I can dance... just kidding.
>>697259057
I play racquetball, golf, disc golf, also enjoy a glass of fine red wine to go with a home cooked supper with my completely average graded children and my beautiful wife of 23 years.
I work 40 hours a week
>>697259890
This guy is 100% white
I drive a prius
I live in Midland, Michigan. A city that is 99.5% white and like .05% black.
My favorite show is How I Met Your Mother and I like frozen yogurt stands...
>>697266801
This
jimmy crack corn and i don't care
>>697266801
Hand looks kinda dark.
I don't know why anyone would want to wear a do rag, or how to wear one. Did I spell do rag right?
>>697259057
I have a little dick
Pepe is a funny me me
I'M OBSESSED WITH BLACK COCK.
I don't take any government welfare
My dads in the living room.
>>697267554
SO YOU'RE A CHINK?
WHITES USE UP MORE WELFARE THAN ANY OTHER RACE YOU DUMB FUCK..BUT YOU KNOW THAT,
>>697267587
FUCKING YOUR SISTER? YEP, YOU ARE WHITE
I smell like wet dog and my dad is also my uncle
>>697259057
I love mayo
>>697259057
i pay my bills on time
I TALK SHIT ABOUT NIGGERS ONLINE BUT WHEN I AM FACE TO FACE WITH ONE I OFFER A BLOW JOB "JUST IN CASE".
>>697267889
Nigga please.
>>697259057
ITT:Little dick white bois
I enjoy reading Hemingway and drinking scotch that is old enough to legally fuck.
>>697268521
SURE WHITE BOY. THE ONLY SCOTCH YOU DRINK IS WHEN YOUR DAD PISSES IN YOUR MOUTH.
>>697259057
I regularly fap to white girls having sex with big black cocks.
>>697259057
Got pulled over by a police officer last week for speeding.
Used my secret white privelage powers and cast a magic spell using the magic words
"Yes sir"
"Sorry sir"
"No sir i wont speed again."
And after giving me the written warning, saying "thank you sir"
I work in finance
I live in the non swedistan parts of Sweden
I only post dubs
I saw journey in concert
Obama was not the one and only time ill ever vote.
>>697268747
Ooooookkkkaaayyyyyy
I like quinoa.
>>697266801
Shoooooped!!!
I love Mexicans, hahaha, hola mis amigos I like tacos tambien
I'm a big mountain skier.
>>697259664
reported
I'm typing this on a 125 dollar keyboard I paid for at Best Buy
>>697261990
What about peanut butter?
I regularly eat my wife's crusted creampies when she comes home and hope my daughter brings in a black guy so I can fap to the thought of her getting blacked.
>>697270566
post more of the wife
I'm a complete asshole
>>697259890
So do black kids. Here is proof.
>>697262586
No shit, Daquan.
would a black person get trips?
I made a podcast. It was wildly unsuccessful, but I still plan on making more for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWfCtDvbYhg
>>697266801
Fuck off, Mexico.
Proof I'm white: I shop at hot topic
>>697259057
I smoked a joint with a cop.
>>697262586
that just means you're middle-class
>>697259057
i am argentino
I speak proper english.
I have a job I pay my bills and I've taken care of my kids their whole lives.
I have money
>>697259057
I take it in the ass daily faggot
when people ask me for a light i apologize to THEM for not smoking
I'm not illegitimate
>>697273401
I ain't white and have more than you you faggot
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ec136
>>697274109
At least I didn't stole it you nigger.
>those nails tho
>>697259057
I wear my boyfriends hoodie.
>>697274181
Damn wrong tab
i have a bank account
>>697268384
Canada going hard with that incest game. Shit. Only reason 'merica isn't up there is because half their population are undocumented Mexicans.
>>697274109
Selling drugs brings in good money huh?
>>697266801
Hello, Argentina.
>>697274109
>that finger
>>697261337
>1337 get don't lie
>>697259664
Nigger
I try multiple times for a high-five, just to make sure it's good enough.
I play golf, have a college education and multiple guns over $1000.
>>697274306
Tits time stamp or it didn't happen
>>697259057
I'm a model
i now my gramar good
>>697274109
shit white boy got rekt
>>697277171
shut up you nigger
I seriously hate niggers, no bait. They just disgust me those big lipped monkeys fucking bongo wongos
I can easily be spotted at night.
I walk upright.
I went to a Trump rally and not as a protester.
>>697259057
I live in Idaho
I can't dance
>>697274109
All that amount of money you have is in my bank account unlike you I don't have to hide it under my bed and know how a bank fucking works
dubs
>>697259057
I smoke marlboro cigarettes
I can't jump.
>>697259057
I vape because i can afford to.
>>697280688
https://youtu.be/JBD3SA2BDhE
>>697259057
I assaulted a white girl. Put her in the hospital. And the fucking cops called me on the phone. Just like in that Dave Chappelle skit. For real. They cop was nice and shit. I still had to get a lawyer and shit though....but I could afford one
>>697259057
I'm white because i would win in the racewar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJZ2haLPCw
>>697281154
gotta fucking love police bias when you're on the winning end
Fuck you niggers
I hope the police just fuck you over even more and we get the pass more and more.
dubss
I'm not posting this from inside a prison
>>697281453
>Implying police targets black people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm_Vv3Q24uQ
I won't drink milk the day it expires.
>>697281938
That's racist!
my parents can afford to pay 90% of my tuition, and I can afford the rest without schollerships
My dad got mad at me for having 2 empty water bottles in my room.
I feed my dog Meow Mix. I know its degrading. But too busy playi ng gTA
>>697281938
God you are fucking so stupid
They do specifically target niggers you idiot but it is idiots that you that will give whites a bad name
You're so pathetic, anon
>>697282482
Well with two, you were kinda asking for it.
>>697259057
I like the sound of the microwave beeping.
Tis I, white girl. Haven't gotten raped by police yet.
>>697282841
Nice facts. Such arguments. Much wow.
>>697282924
Tits & timestamp
>>697259057
he looks like jar jar
>>697259057
I always pay sticker price on my vehicles
>>697259057
i am half black half Arab...deal with it...
>>697259057
i have a job
>>697283082
Half-Nigger
Half-Sandnigger
You'll be shot.
>>697268384
>US
> less1%
>>697282841
Ignore --->>>697282275
BLACK LIVES MATTER
Fall in line nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN3FUmPN1mY
I got pink nips
>>697283398
We marry our sisters instead.
>>697283479
Time...stamp...?
>>697283479
Looks pretty Jewish to me.
>>697259057
I hear metal and dont smoke weed
>>697283591
wow, nazi taylor swift is super hot. i have a new fetish
>>697283683
Damn right
>>697282275
holly shit! according to those made up statistics whites are shit at killing black people.
>>697274109
Did they hold you by your nails when they spraypainted you with shit, nigger?
>>697283520
Age?
>>697283755
>Made up
>>697283520
Hmm..face seems a bit dark...
>>697259057
I like the missionary position and I think mayonnaise is spicy.
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>>697283867
17. 18 in a couple days
>>697283520
Why is no one paying attention to this
>>697284124
And there goes the thread
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>>697284124
i don't think it's real
>>697284081
Don't mate with dindus pls
>>697284081
And there goes the thread
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>>697284270
Have lots of white children.
>>697259057
I've inherited the family school shooting gun
>>697284365
No interested
>>697284270
show us your dick!
>>697259057
i support donald trump
>>697284235
it's real, just from a different thread and shitposted here.
>>697283925
you are not doing a very good job of pretending to be white here.
>>697284059
Got more like this annon..?
>>697284270
Bend over and show us that beautiful are doggy style
>>697284631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ymEKiY1UR8
Better now?
>>697284834
>>697259057
>Pic related
This is what my friends and I wear when we play uss some good old nigger killing dungeons and dragons
>>697286430
You roll play as ghosts?
>>697286430
I wonder what race this poster is. ^
>>697259057
I have socks that fit and no holes.
>>697286430
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>>697287236
I like mayo
Too many niggers and KIKES ITT
>>697259057
did you just assume my race?
>>697286643
Yeah man and we are good at it to but most white folk never seem to be scared unless their niggers weird huh? Also we like to burn crosses when new niggers join our community so they know they are welcome nothing says good ol d christianity like a burning flamboyant cross
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>>697287945
I have a well paying job l,not on welfare,car is paid for,don't scream in the mornings,tip well at restaurants,admit I'm the father I know my dad,I'm a strong swimmer,wear crocs,can smell air instead of of smoke,Can afford to go to Disneyland,don't have rims on my car,Call women by their respective names,don't wear my pants saggy clothing actually fits,do jury duty,say love the police,Golf,live in I would say suburbs,grass is actually green and fully grown l,buy named brand foods,etc
>>697287945
that pic is complete bullshit
>>697288902
IQ at least 100
An officer let me of with a warning while i was driving to work.
>>697288902
>be me
>run a red light
>get pulled over
>opera playing on classical station
>cop: "Is that mozart?"
>"I think it's Wagner"
>"All right, have a good day, sir"
I like coleslaw
I wear Uggs
Genetics test read me as:
>53% eastern european
>27% southern european
>13% irish/celt
>7% finnish
>100% european
feels good
>>697259057
IQ 140. I study mathematics and physics 50 hours a week. Multivariable calculus, differential geometry, ODEs, PDEs, Game theory, linear algebra, Fourier transforms, signal processing. I am working hard to become an electrical engineer.
I can slam dunk.
my IQ is above average
i have a white weed dealer
>>697283445
fuck off marxist
>>697261245
>Be black
>Work
I don't think so bud
>>697259664
Kill yourself
>>697261990
How about dabbing?
>>697274109
Learn to use it you fucking primitve ape
>>697282275
Dude that lying stupid Drumpf , it's only like 95% shut up
>>697282275
Police kill 0.04% actually.
am I proven white
>>697283520
>/B/
Fucking GTFO my board newfag roastie attention whore
>>697259868
I'm white and that shit is disgusting.
>>697284418
Lmao fuck kids
Go find yourself girl , I took my last gf travelling a lot , do you wanna party with me?
>>697295684
stfu and pass the nutella
>>697266801
You dark motherfucker.
>>697295684
Fuck off and eat your watermelon you lying negro
>>697291800
Faggot. Finns are mongols. Rest is garbage too. 100% germanic here.
>>697259057
Im blonde
I have a father who loves me and job.
>>697296026
I don't like watermelon either. I like galia melon. This proves I'm not a nigger.
>>697296380
You don't like any food, do you? Fuckin' Ethiopians
My job doesn't involve selling shitty heavily cut cocaine
>>697291800
Finns are NOT originally European, faggot.
They related with turks
>93% European
But, Eastern Europeans are 50% mixed with turks too (Hungary, Bulgaria, Moldavia, etc.)
so, 53% - 26,5% = 26,5%
>65% European
Again, the Southern Europeans are %80 mixed with sand-niggers and jews & shit, so, 27% - 21,6% = 5,4%
>59,6% European
Annon, you're barely European.
Congrats!
>27% - 13,5% = 13,5%
>>697297028
Qwned.
>>697296118
Hail the germanic race
>>697288458
cant write, you are a nigger.
>>697259057
just had a conversation with my dad
i clean my ass with pressured water instead of whiping it with paper
>>697297028
btw, ignore this last part, forgot to delete b4 post
>>27% - 13,5% = 13,5%
>>697296118
germanic from europe or amerifag?
>>697297292
That just proves you're not murican, not that you're white.
>>697259057
I know my dads name, its Jim.
I subvert other races/ethnicities for generations but the minute I'm lead to be a part of a society where everyone a fair chance to succeed or fail (instead of just failing), it's all: REEEEEEEEE SJW CUCKS LIBERAL MONSTERS
>>697297292
I dont whip my ass with paper thank you
>>697259057
i have the receipt for this computer.
I paid for this
>>697297292
nordic? turkish? japanese?
>>697267668
No they dont mexicans and blacks do get your facts checked before falling for shill tacticians
>>697270474
what about it? Kellog invented peanut butter
>>697274306
not everyone with a boyfriend has tits
>>697259057
I had to work twice as hard as those around me in order to gain entrance to the university of my choice.
>>697259057
I have a loving family, decent income, diagnosed depression, and watch the morning news daily with a cup of coffee to laugh at others misfortunes.
I listen to Taylor Swift while eating a ham and cheese sandwich
1+1=2
>>697297376
European of course.
>>697298747
I'm more white than you. ln(e^2) = 2ln(e) = 2
>>697297963
Northern Europeans don't have bidets. They wipe their asses.
I have to wear a sweater or else I blind people
i am fam smh
>>697278393
stfu nigger
>>697299653
fam is not filtered anymore?
>>697276406
Whitest man here
