Prove it niggers!
>>697249931
I'm non-religious
>>697249931
I m not in jail.
I can read.
I have a good credit score
I have a job
I enjoy mayo.
>>697249931
i havent had a job in a long time but i still have good credit
I dont constantly shit post about MUH BIG DICK to try and compensate for being a shit skin spear chucker
>>697249931
I like classical and romantic music
>>697249931
I play golf and make 6 figures.
My dad and I have a good relationship
>>697249931
I enjoy heavy metal
i'm a terrible dancer
>>697249931
I'm finnish.
I can solve disagreements with words.
>>697249931
I'm white. I'm voting Trump.
Donald Trump will save us!
I don't like fat girls
>>697249931
My name is so generic. I can post it and my state on 4chan and nobody would ever find me.
>john elliott walker
>TN, Chattanooga
Have dad
>>697249931
I enjoy starbucks and apple products.
CanĀ“t cook either.
My windows are tinted on my crown Vic interceptor
*dabs* XD ####
>>697250509
That means you're descended from the Mongols.
If dubs im a nigger
im married
>>697249931
I don't smell like dirty asshole.
>>697250559
Absolut madman.
>>697249931
I can spend 2 minutes without cursing
I have pale skin
>>697250587
>mixed race detected
>>697249931
I don't get shot by police
>>697250586
betcha ur the one in the picture, wearing the flower print, clothing.
i like to swim
I don't like black women
>>697249931
I live in Seattle.
>>697249931
I watch Fox news
my toaster can toast 6 slices of bread at once
csnt pull the race card to get out of everyday arguments/situations
"Sniff sniff" no smell
>>697250840
He's probably the short dumpy faggot in the blue. lol
my view. master race reporting
>>697250586
>mfw white culture is happy middle class life
>mfw white culture is not struggling for money
>mfw white culture is kids with a guaranteed future
>mfw white culture is spent entirely outside of prison
oh but they look a little awkward at a starbucks ECKS DEE
>mfw
I own a car and my great great grandpa bought 3 niggers for 47 cents each
I know my father
My interactions with police officers end with "I'm going to let you of with a warning, have a nice rest of your evening sir and stay safe out here."
>>697251096
that's a big dildo anon
>>697251096
I'm pretty sure your mom told you to stop sword fighting in the house.
>>697250892
no one likes black women
>>697249931
Pretty much posting by itself gives me a good chance of being white.
Not sure niggers could deal with the CAPTCHAs
I haven't been pulled over in well over a decade.
i don't smoke crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPUWYNn2vMA
>>697251096
nice dildo faggot.
>>697249931
DidnĀ“t get financial aid for college.
>>697251096
tell your kids to pick up their shit when they are done playing.
>>697249931
I'm eating a pickle rn
>>697249931
When I get on the bus the black guy sitting two seats in front of me looks back before he cracks open his beer.
>ITT: half of the posts only prove they are not black
Not being black doesn't make you white you minority trash
>>697251286
jelly much?
only white people get trips
no ebt card in my wallet
I went to school
>>697251581
yeah, you could be worse then black, you could be Hispanic.
>>697251176
Batting 3 for 3. My experience has been: "fuck you, pay me." White as a fucking ghost.
>>697249931
I can read, I have a full-time job, I've never had welfare or "disability", and I'm voting for trump.
>>697249931
I eat a bowl of Special K every morning.
this is my dick im super white
>>697250434
Im black and i love mayo on BLTs and bologna sandwiches
>>697249931
I have a job, no arrest record, and didn't go to college to major in football or basketball.
>>697249931
I have my dad's phone number memorized.
>>697251515
he leaves his shit EVERYWHERE
>>697251713
With hot sauce undercover brother?
>>697251321
My dad is white my mom is hispanic. Good time. I see shit nobody sees. I am also a handsome.
What to know what makes me white? My father grew up as a liberal hippy. I fucking rebel to that shit like the fucking plague.
i don't nig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaYdWtEZqn8
>>697251842
sweet mother of Jesus. I will pray for you
>>697250646
It s also means than i m white.
>>697251874
>i am also a handsome
>prove youre not a nigger
>>697251713
Bologna sandwiches are the shit, im white, and I hate mayo. beyond fucking gross. ketchup and mustard, and hotsauces, and BBQ sauce, FTW.
>>697251713
>Im black and i love mayo on BLTs and bologna sandwiches
My god, they're real. I always thought "one of the good ones" was just an urban myth, but we have proof in this thread they do exist.
>>697249931
I've only ever been pulled over for legitimate reasons
I've never been a slave.
Half white half hispanic here. I walk the fucking street drunk. I have cracked open beer in public too. I get stopped by random people for directions too. But, over under is because I am handsome too.
I've never been abused by a police officer
>>697249931
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
i have a dad
>>697249931
I drive a tractor
>>697251713
With a side of watermelon?
I own a dirt bike.
>>697249931
No fake gemstones glued to the front of my teeth.
>>697252268
fucking nigger its 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
>>697252211
>I've never been abused by a police officer
That gets you nothing. My cousin is white and he got a hickory shampoo. Of course he's a dirty hippie...
I'm wearing cargo pants and a striped button up.
grape soda is not the best soda
>>697251970
I had a white woman ask me how to get to Newark without going through the projects. She tapped me on the hand as she said it.
I live in newport beach
I never met my dad.
Don't take "Wuffare", "Foo'Skramps" or
"Sekshun APE" housing.
Unga boonga ah
Sheeeeit
I do not get followed inside my local convince store
>>697252426
Haha, I wear carpenter pants with a button shirt too, but I also wear the same baseball cap for years that it stinks.
I don't smoke "Koo's" or "Newpawts"
I can't dance, have a small penis, never been shot by police, know my dad,wear my pants appropriately,can read, speak and spell word correctly, and graduated high school.
>>697249931
I own a Krag-Jorgenson
I think this was a legitimate shooting
>>697251143
What a sale!
We're all African in our core. The color of our skin is based on which ancient, native, extinct hominid species Africans inter-mated with in order to survive. The purest human form lies in Africa and Australian aborigines. Anthropological science would suggest that our purest form will come from further mixing of our hominid gene pools. I am a Caucasian with predominant European genetic ancestry, but I believe this theory to be sensical. Furtherment of our race lies in stirring the pot and getting the best traits regardless, and trying to eliminate the more banal and arrogant traits scattered throughout the human genome. you racist fucks can't get over yourselves. and yes I'm a racist cause I dislike racists.
I've never been in a fight.
Just had sex with my sister
My ballcap's rim is curved
>>697252931
Not true.
>>697252810
Half spic half white here. I have a 6 to 6 1/2 inch cock here. Sorry bro. I smoke and drink like my grandfather who was white. My family adopted an old Irish lady who hated niggers.
I is wite boi. But can I axe yo a quesion.
I live in a trailer in the middle of tornado alley
>>697252931
Go back and study evolutionary biology, then come back and apologize for saying something so stupid.
>>697251713
This is a prove you're white thread and I believe you lost sir
White people refer to be as brother and not bro.
Typical Swede.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6fW9liHT6E
>>697249931
I can spend upwards of $100 a day on food, and not really care
>>697252931
fuck off with ur logic. if humans progress at the rate we currently are, in 500,000 years we would have split off in two different species. smart, and dumb, and smart are going to be the elitist genes now days. and dumb is gonna be the poor. so basically we gonna end up white or asian as one group, or nigger or spic, as another.
nice strawman doe.
i cant rap
>>697252931
>race isn't real
>type out some stereotyoical self hating Cuck shit only white people say
>>697249931
People approach me
>>697250400
This man is white.
>>697253346
what is this pic
>>697249931
Im afraid of black people and try to avoid them at all costs and try to act tough about it when confronted.
>>697252931
What about RH negative people who didn't descend from monkeys?
I have a good-paying job, no illegitimate children, no arrest warrants, and know how to read.
cop lives matter
>>697253302
The burden of proof is on you now.
I don't have a closet from Jordans and hate fried chicken.
I can drink like a fish and not fucking kill somebody like a nigger.
>>697253512
We all did not come from Africa. That is a old theory. A good one, but one that has been proven wrong with discoveries in Israel and Tbilisi, Georgia.
Today, a police vehicle with its lights flashing drove me *twice* while I was getting groceries at the store, and I didn't change the way I was driving, (except to make sure I was not in their way of course) nor did my heart start beating more quickly.
I enjoy Radiohead.
#alllivesmatter
>>697253846
#AllLivesButSJWLivesMatter
>>697250085
kek
>>697253846
What's the difference between a table and a dead baby?
I like traps
I wear my trenchcoat and fedora in public and cheat on my anime bodypillow with my 5 other bodypillows.
>>697254015
one cost me money.
>>697249931
(5+4)x5/5= 9
I've fucked two of my cousins
>>697254143
You can't fuck a table.
I've never tried kfc
I like to have sex fully clothed with my penis stick out of the pants.
>>697249931
I don't have a job and love fried chicken.
>>697254015
A table has functioning legs?
>>697251842
At least he likes PokƩmon, it could be worse.
>>697249931
i say nigga but dont worry my black friend lets me dude!
>>697254283
confirmed white
DAB
I drink a lot of Earl Grey
>>697253397
Yes everyone fears the chinaman. Very very scary.
>>697249931
Im Macedonian-Greek on my moms side, and German on my dads side.
I can speak in coherent sentences.
men in my family all have names starting with Joe, Bob or Billy
I put mircale whip on my wonder bread
>>697254647
mfw i know a joe bob and billy all black guys
I have no felonies.
>>697254508
>Greek
>white
You're pretty much a Turkish nigger
>>697254393
I don't personally have any black people's permission to use the n----- word, but I do have a close friend (who's white) who does have that permission, and he's used in front of me from time to time.
>>697254179
>I've fucked two of my cousins
If you included your mother, all your sisters, and every bitch you could catch in your 'hood, I'd say you were a nigger.
>>697249931
ive never been arrested
>>697249931
I did a cum tribute on the Bill of Rights
My father didn't run out, I have a job, and never been arrested.
>>697252931
guaranteed replies
>>697249931
I know my father.
>>697251124
I mean if a nigger wanted to go to college and not be a useless shit and get in gangs they could make their own future. But no that's "betraying your race."
I am good friends with my loving father and I have a master's degree.
I am 1/19 greek
>>697255170
And mostly a nigger.
>>697252931
This guy gets it.
>>697255170
You have nigger paws. GTFO.
>>697249931
When black teenagers walk on the other side of the street I look both ways for an escape route.
I have a graduate degree.
I can walk in a rich neighborhood and not have the cops called on me.
I put mayo on fries.
>>697249931
i smoke loud weed
i like reading books
>>697249931
i got a raise last week
>>697255170
It is impossible for you to be 1/19 anything.
Do the numbers.
>>697255367
>I put mayo on fries.
Eurofag spotted.
I got my haircut at a salon today and then smoked Nat Sherman's as I drove home in my convertible
I'm worried about the mayonnaise supply. After this jar, and the other jar, I'll only have one jar left.
I feast with my brothers and drink a ton of ale and mead after a glorious raid.
>>697256036
I too enjoy LARP'ing from time to time. Tally ho, good sir and LAY ON!
>>697249931
I have to much privilege to prove it to you
I've never spoken to a police officer except to complain about niggers and noisy neighbors.
I was childhood friends with a half black kid, I went away to college and he got arrested in the year between when I left and he was supposed to graduate.
All lives matter
>>697256382
A white person would never admit this. Your white license has been revoked, and the next time you log into the white privilege database to get your money and education degrees, your status will be updated to reflect this change in racial status.
>>697249931
The one time I was down on my luck and broke my leg at work I received no workers comp or welfare and my insurance premiums went up. Then when I complained about to a welfare reviewing nigger he said I was a liar and the government just gives welfare to anyone he knows just because they asked.
I keep hearing about this white privilege thing but can't seem to find where to cash it in at.. strange
>>697255164
You aint white you are a faggot.
>>697250483
I don't fuck fat white chicks.
I've shot up 10 schools, eat mayo with a spoon, don't know what seasonings and spices are, fucked my sister, believe in a bearded man who lives in the sky, complains about how I'm always going to be seen as racist and a pedo just cause I'm white and only wear polo shirts
my fridge space is mostly condiments and hardly any food
>>697251937
Mongols are not white. They're Asiatic.
>>697249931
I have a credit score of 750 and i don't even have a credit card yet.
My wife isn't a rape victim.
I can walk into a gas station late at night and the cashiers won't get nervous
I vote Republican.
I have a pretty mediocre dick.
Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:
>1) They invented everything: rockets/missiles, paper, guns, working vertical flight (unlike Davinci), writing (Greece copied Mongoloid Sumeria) + build everything today. Chong engineering > German bs
2) These 3 Chongs never unnecessarily nor independently decided to extremely ravage/exploit a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain&Portugal+USA in America
>3) The Chongnese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet); most was good until Euraberica began opium distribution and failed proxy wars (We tried to destroy them, we failed). Now China keeps modernizing and will surpass us
4) Before the Japs friended Germany in WW2 They'd give medical, total release and pay POWs for their labor, and never ordered abuse
>5) in Africa, China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure, employing Africans instead of just bibles and taking their food, diamonds,etc
6) During natural disasters they all work together to make sure everyone lives; there's no price gouging nor mass thieves
>7) Their divorce+infidelity rates are far lower than Euraberica-where lifestyles cause middleage men to commit suicide and die poor
8) Their media isn't as depraved as ours eg Tosh.0s 'black dildo fight' where a young boy got raped and in other videos ppl get killed
>9) they actually get shit done instead of working 1/2hr or 2half hr a day like in Ameroupe
10) Highest IQs+lowest crime rate. Their lit doesn't glorify murder, suicide, crying, cheating or wallowing in sorrow-no Shakespeare, oedipus, nor such poetry
>11) They never invaded a country for false flags like 9/11&nukes-occupation killed over 70,000 innocents+created enemies RN
12) No Abrahamic laws to stop their progress in human bioengineering
>+ %-wise, Mao's leap killed < 1/2 his pop.% than the GreatDepression did ours
Let us devote ourselves faithfully to our good mistresses and masters;
I've been caught with pot twice, two nights in a row, higher than giraffe pussy and not even received a ticket.
if you are an insecure sociopath with a small dick you're white
>>697249931
>>697258648
>You're a huge faggot.
I am a home owner. Dating an Asian woman.
I collect Action figures and pop vinyls.
>>697258648
i fucking love ććć
>>697258736
Hey now, give some credit to Pacific Islanders.
>be me maybe 6 years ago
>in college, working at a resort
>meet an 18 y.o. highschool girl about to graduate
>she's a solid 7/10 but still cute
>i know her friends
>she's a virgin
>meet her family
>father throws around the word nigger casually at her grad party
>start worrying she might have daddy issues and get back at him by being into niggers
>pray she isn't
>drive her home one night after hanging out
>some black guy runs out on the road
>almost hit him
>girl rolls down the window and yells "get off the street and get a job you filthy nigger"
>he yells something in chimp but we drive off
>look her straight in the eyes and say "I love you."
>be with her for 6 years
No matter how shit life gets, I'll always be able to say "I found the one."
Not her but pic semi-related
Just this afternoon, i shot up a school
>>697249931
I'm from Argentina
>>697258648
>writing this much to defend an opinion
>>697250400
Of course you do, Pedro, now get back to mowing the damn lawn!
>>697258648
And they say asian only over compensate for thier penis size. Good job proving you're insecure about the rest of your genetics as well.
>>697258994
>>697252060
Apparently you've never been pulled over as a teen
my bike was stolen
>>697250440
Too busy with your mathematics, Mr. Chen?
>>697258648
>13) Answer the phone with "moshi moshi" to prove to the person on the other end of the line that they're not a fox, because those tricky fiends would never be able to say such a tongue twisting set of syllables without stumbling over their own phonetics.
They're ahead of us, on so many levels.
I underachieved my way into a good school
>>697249931
Told my family I was just running to the store and that I "would be right back."
True to my word, I actually came back.
>>697250695
Enjoying your prearranged marriage, Jinder?
grape kool-aid is gross
>>697259807
Nigger detected
>>697259440
I love you
>>697260091
You that dumb?
>>697260626
As someone who has been to a good college and watched a bunch of black kids sleep in class ot wear headphones and rap during lecture yet no one from any other demographic ever did this, I can safely say underachieving your way into a good school is a black thing
i don't own fancy clothes except for a suit
>>697260907
FUK YOU NIGGER HATER< YOU CIS WHITE MALE DOSNT KNOW WHAT IT LIKE BEING BLACK> THEY DO THAT TO TRY AND FORGET THE OPPRESSION YOU PUT ON THEM BY LIVING>
>>697249931
I'm 25, I have no criminal record and I graduated from high school. Also I enjoy listening to Johnny Rebel.
I drink Moxie, and I am a father.
i have aspergers, i talk about politics all day, i have a gecko, and i stay here all day and look at porn
>>697249931
i enjoy grape soda in public
>>697261100
i wear fruit of the loom shirts from a bulk pack at walmart and a pair of shorts i got on sell on line as well as shoes from same website, wear them everyweeken. during the week i wear my work clothes everywhere because they where free. i take a shower once a week to save on water and soap. i get foodfrom work, out of the trash, because im not allowed anything fresh.
i make under 20k a year. im a 32yo virgin white boi, i am so very privileged.
>>697249931
I've never really worked over 5 hours a day (cushy jobs) and never done manual labor and I make $140,000 a year at age 26, I got my first job through nepotism because my dad wasn't a burnout/contractor/jailbird. AND i don't live in an expensive city. Median household income in my city is $45k.
>>697261895
Oh! And if I stay on this track at this job I'm in place for an IPO that will net me roughly $600,000 within 2 years.
>>697261895
okay a little too white dude
>>697261999
I guess knowing/caring about IPOs should be enough to prove I'm white, though.
>>697249931
I pay my bills on time
I filled out a job application and ima go to college (community counts nigs)
>>697249931
Im german...at one point in time that was legit proof for being white
sadly those days are long gone
An individual performed a minor injustice against me in my daily life and I had no desire to demand the system compensate me for it or the entirety of society come together to apologize.
>>697262258
>>697249931
I like trains and I'm not a monkey.
>>697262432
thank you mein fĆ¼hrer
none of my relatives have been to jail
>>697262205
>Ima
Nice try nigger
I don't know how to play bass.
Got pulled over today, did not receive a ticket.
I've been pulled over and not gotten a ticket
I have manners while in public
>>697249931
>>697257419
Shes black yo
>>697251096
your counter is a god damn mess
I dont watch naruto and dragon ball z
>>697249931
I dindu nuffin
>>697249931
I'm an atheist, I was born in a northern logging community, I had two white trash parents. I burn in light overcast.
I like craft beer and rare steaks
Wow, Susan, delish quinoa!
>>697261665
Your parents lied on your birth register , your blacks
>>697249931
my skin hurts if I am outside too long
I love my vinyls though
>>697257941
you don't have a credit card yet? Pathetic. All of this time you're wasting to build your credit. Ha Ha Ha. Sucker. The longer the wait, the more you'll pay in the long run.
>>697252862
He's make it look like a gun with his hand, obviously you're going to get shoot you stupid fuck!
I've had multiple conversations with police officers
(and I'm still alive)
If I mess up a high-five on the first try, I keep doing it until I get it right.
>>697265127
nigger
>>697249931
I like
>hamburgers
>coca cola
>chips and salsa
>greys anatomy
>watermelon
FUCK
>>697255052
You have beautiful eyes anon
>>697253772
Did the bones they discovered predate the African ones
voting for trump, NRA member, more than 5 firearms, kids are in college.
>>697249931
I have never smoked weed and ate BBQ on the same day.
last time a cop stopped me for speeding, he didnt shoot me.
I clap when the airplane lands
i don't have a darker skin tone
I'm a faggot
Ariana Grande won't fuck me.
>>697257743
non-finnishfag here
wrong
fuck you, nigger