Last one got 404d
Chose your wish carefully,
It can drive you to horrible consequences
Wish I had telekinesis...
>>697248752
I wish to have the body I desire
>>697248752
Simpsons did it
>>697248877
You will have constantly brutal headaches
I wish i could make my wish without any consequences
>>697248962
Granted, but when you change form you will experience the most horrible pain
>>697248752
Fake
>>697248962
What if your body is already dsired by another? Do you need a scooter to shop or something?
>>697248752
this is easy
all these wishes end up ironically robbing you of the thing you desire, or giving you the opposite
so: "i wish to be poor"
" i wish to be ugly"
etc.
I wish that all of the wishes in this thread, except for this one, do not come true.
>>697249326
/thread
I wish OP weren't such a faggot.
>>697248752
I'd wish for a stick with a nail through it.
>>697249261
Dis nigger
>>697248752
my wish would be for OP of this thread, to live stream him killing himself with a live toaster inside a bathtub filled with water.
I wish OP wasn't a faggot
>>697249522
>fucks your mom
I Wish i have friends
>>697249326
Granted. But now you are forever banned from wishing in a wish thread.
I wish my best friend throughout high school beat cancer instead of dying...
>>697249695
>fucks all of your female friends, including gf
>>697249742
good, faggot.
>>697249714
Everyone is ur friend on 4chan, newfriend.
>>697249157
wait, but will people know I have changed, or will they not notice
I wish I could have a good personality, pretty, sexy, gf
>>697249714
Granted. You are now one of the many brave souls kind enough to turn their home into a half-way house for recently released criminals.
>>697249751
>your female friends, including gf
I have none of those, you're still a faggot
I wish OP was a faggot, hey look it came true. heheheh
as a sidenote, the monkey's paw story is based on a short story called "the bottle imp". which is actually really cool, go read it.
>>697249853
Granted. However, the relationship lasts only 3 days when she realizes how much better she can do than you.
>>697250123
When will this happen?
>>697249833
also when will it happen
i wish for silver age supermans powers
>>697248752
I wish I wasn't depressed
i wish that everyone else's wishes are consequence free
Lots of dollah dollah bills yall
Wish I could walk
>>697250740
if this is canonical to the monkey paw story asking for this means your son dies in a work accident and you get paid a lot by them because of it.
>>697250601
good one
you will have your brain zapped till you reach the intel of a potato
but you will be happy even when you shit yourself
I wish.. I could have the perfect gf,no matter how, she could be cute & shy sometimes, obviusly not a sex maniac, she could get me to met her parents someday, i could cook something for her, she would be my best girl, i would never be alone again
>>697250601
Suicide.
>>697248752
I wish that magic would immediately cease to exist.
>>697248752
I wish she liked me
Immortality. Do your worst
>>697251103
Magic ceases to exist, no curse is able to perpetuate beyond the implementation of the wish.
>>697251103
Side effects are:
Marxist theories
No creativity
Narcissism
Cynicism (the bad one)
No free will
Etc etc
I wish I had a reason to live
>>697249146
Granted, but you already used up your wish so it's useless
>>697249714
>Granted
>All friends are robots
>>697251337
You never find it
i wanna shit money
i wish for infinite wishes .Duh
>>697250595
Batman will kill u
>>697251323
I prefer Nietzsche to Marx. Communism is impractical in the face of human nature and the predilection of man to seek opportunity where weakness is perceived. Marxism only works if EVERYBODY is a Marxist. All it takes is one Stalin to bring Communism to its knees.
>>697251269
You get immortality, it will always end in torturous existence
I wish the wish i am about to make dosent have any secondary effects and it lasts forever, since i have finished the wish the introduction and rules to the wish work aswell, so on, i wish i become the best at everything i do.
I wish I knew binary code
I wish I wouldn't wake up tomorrow.
>>697251612
See? The wish was actually granted
>>697248752
>>697251533
All your wishes will cause horrible consequences
I want to know the answer to everything
I wish to stop being so unlucky
>>697248752
I wish I had perfect charisma
>>697249198
"Do you need a scooter to shop..."
Thanks for the chuckle
>>697251824
Granted, but some of them will make you feel bad & you'll lose your hopes in humanity
>>697248752
I wish that i were the worlds best singer
>>697251827
You will be right in everything, so you will predict death
>>697251898
If we knew each other outside the cyberspace I could (maybe) help.
Do you feel how non-practical it is?
>>697252043
Granted mr. Justin bieber
>>697248752
I wish my cousin would let me bone her. (Checkmate faggot hand, lets see there be ironic consequences for that)
>>697252216
Top kek
>>697251679
2 wishes retard
I wish that my anxiety and stress would go away
>>697252283
Not OP but she gets pregnant and has inbred baby which she keeps and you have to raise as she dies in childbirth
>>697252399
Get schizophrenia
>>697252399
Stressfull posting gore?
That is unique
>>697252399
You'll be chill everytime, one day you will die in your sleep, like your mother did that day
>>697252283
She lets you shove an actual bone inside her but nothing else
>>697252415
Thats not ironic though.
I wish I had unlimited wishes with no negative side-affects.
>>697248752
I wish that op find happiness
>>697252593
Ohh, and he ruins the party.
>>697250791
Granted, but i can't do anything with your hands
>>697248752
Wish I was a beatiful woman.
>>697248752
I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was
![Adventure-Time-With-Finn-and-Jake-image-adventure-time-with-finn-and-jake-36473719-400-299[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kR6Z5Ys.gif "Adventure-Time-With-Finn-and-Jake-image-adventure-time-with-finn-and-jake-36473719-400-299[1].gif")
>>697248752
To negate all negative effects
Check, m8
>>697248752
i wish i had 10 billion dollars
>>697252593
You cant wish unless you are naked in space
>>697252718
No worries
>>697252593
Dat got the unlimited wishes nigguh
>>697252655
Granted, but he. Till a faggot
>>697252719
Rape
>>697252837
Who says I'm not already.
It's cold here, and my dick has shriveled., So I could do with those wishes.
I wish I lost 40 pounds before school starts. :)
>>697248752
i wish i was zero
>>697248752
I just wish me and my ex could get along. See eye to eye about what happened and understand...if she apologized I'd accept it if it was truthful and from the heart..
>>697253066
Mods
>>697253066
You lose them, but you are still a beta
>>697253061
Fucking Aliens....
>>697253066
U lose a limb or two(not OP)
>>697253066
40 pounds of internal organs
>>697252719
Shazam! *nods head*
>You're now a trans-woman (beautiful face and body, but still have a penis)
>>697253177
She will cheat on you again
>>697252593
>>697253177
That's not beta, no gamma, it is upsilon
I wish I to be fit AF and have a loving wife
>>697248752
I wish for her love. That's all, no bullshit.
I wish I could be a cute trap
Okay monkey paw, I wish to have the force.
>>697253557
loving wife is a psycho and you lose half a brain
>>697253680
You gave yourself the negative effects too, huh..
I wish to have infinite wishes
1) 12 inch dick
2) being able to get it hard whenever I want
3)being able to get with whichever person I want
4) people will do whatever I want when I snap my fingers
5) when I say I want I certain ammount of money it will appear after clapping my hands twice
6) my ideal body
7) I can learn any ability by just watching it and then I will peform it perfectly
8) high flexibility
9) being able to sprint 10 miles at 30 mph
Those would be my first 9 wishes
>>697248752
I wish I was dead.
I wish I were dead.
>>697253948
Granted
>>697253931
Bang bang
>>697253745
Worth
>>697253557
You are now "fit" (i.e. your penis is smaller and fits better in vagoo) and your wife is a polygamous who loves you just as much as her other husbands.
>>697254070
Still worth
>>697253948
>>697253931
You die but your afterlife is an eternity of living the same day over again forever.
>>697248752
I wish for quads
>>697254212
Oy vey... uh, alright, lets ruin your secon- er, I mean, what is your second wish?
i wish the poor monkey had his hand back
I wish i was a sexually attractive girl
Granted, but no one else will see that you got the quads.
>>697248752
I wish I had 3 wishes
>>697254615
Kek'd & btw you lost your wish & that monkey was harambe
>>697253095
wow, i'm surprised there are no side effects to this
>>697249326
I wish that all the wishes in this thread don't come true except for this one
does that cancel it out now?
>>697253095
Zero has not too much importance in the series, and he is totally a fagg
Alright, if you're so powerful:
I want a doubletripletriple decker sandwich but I don't want ham tuna or bologna I want the rarest cheese on the planet and for the dressing I want only honey mustard For a side I do not want chips something with a sour flavor like pickle slices will do not the weird super sweet kind because that makes me feel ill after a while a blowjob I do not like pumpernickel bread and the bread you chose must be FUCKING TOASTED there must be an olive on the top impaled through the top with a toothpick because I'm classy and don't go cheap on the toothpick either motherfucker I want the kind with the colored plasic tip that shit gets me rock hard also I'm only free on Thursdays between 9am through 7pm I have work at 2 am on Fridays so I might need it early Thursday as to not upset my stomach before work.
>>697254339
>Afterlife
I wish for a natural disaster of unimaginable proportion to cripple the U.S. and lead to anarchy but not target me or mine.
I wish I would rule the world
>>697255056
Granted mr joey, oh and btw you will have a heart atack
>>697255047
>not too much importance
have you played x5, x6, mmz1-4, and mmzx, and mmzxa?
>zero is a fag
still worth it tho
I wish to become ssj3
>>697248752
i wish that i will one day make it to be exactly where i want financially.
>>697255296
For me, he is shit, and i havn't played any mm after the 8th part
>>697248752
I wish i could make any girl love me and unlove me at will
>>697248752
I wish I was a sexually attractive girl
>>697255266
WHAT THE FUCK, FORGET THE HEARTATTACK. WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH IS IT? WHAT KIND OF SIDE? WHAT BREAD DID YOU CHOOSE?!? DID YOU DECIDE TO HAVE THE CRUST CUT OFF, BECAUSE IM WORTH THE EXTRA EFFORT?!!? FOR FUCKS SAKE DID YOU REMEMBER TO TOAST TO BITCH?!?
I wish to bring back Harambe
>>697255522
Granted mr. dj khaled
>>697248752
I wish I could turn invisible and visible with a snap of my fingers.
>>697255631
Feels.jpg
>>697255631
He was never dead, he is in a eternal sleep, you wasted your wish
>>697251052
So sad for side efects
>>697248752
Is this meme magic real? We ought not to mess with it?
There will be a happening in germany.
Let me die peacefully while sleeping. I want to get off this cruel ride named life.
>>697255781
Granted, right after you turn invisible you fall down the stairs and break your fingers off
>>697248752
I wish that a virus sterilized the entire human species.
I wish to have the same powers as Spider-Man so I can personally troll threads myself
I wish I had ultimate control over all universes and realities and could make anything I want happen before my birth and when I die I am reincarnated with all memories of my past lives back into this god state and can control what memories I have in my next life. I also revert back to this god state in my dreams
>>697255999
Granted but everyone will miss you
>>697256031
Granted, you are patient zero.
I wish to get laid tomorrow
>>697255999
I guess this is the end for me? I'll see you anons in hell. I can finally give my regards to based Harambe.
I wish all the niggers were back in Africa.
I wish my ex loved me
>>697255455
i would normally accept opinions, but since this is zero we're talking about, you can go fuck yourself
>>697256169
Excellent!
Will stand at times square and offer free hugs.
>>697256170
you get aids...obviously
>>697248752
Irrevocable Omnipotant porers
I wish the monkey paw has a super rad day.
>>697248752
money assist
I wish the sun was a goddess that took shape of a voluptious woman that loved me and was mother of my children.
>pic unrelated
I wish that I had a valid coupon for a 30% discount on one wash'n'fold order at my laundromat.
>>697256194
Granted, but you will have to go back to africa now
>>697248752
All life in all of existence suddenly ends without warning 2 seconds from now.
>>697256675
are you the most boring person alive?
>>697256639
You will melt to death, like all humanity
>>697256169
>impkying there would be a patient zero
>single point dispersion
>of an engineered human sterility virus
No one would even know to look for anything until the birth rate stats started to decline, & by then everyone would be infected already, and they still wouldn't know what to look fir.
>>697248752
Oh grwat monkeys paw. Grant me this wish.
I wish I were to come into a lot of money. Enough to sustain my family for generations 10 fold. Legal money of course.
Cold hard AMERICAN USD'S.
I wish for a great job opportunity that suits my needs for both pay rates and work hours involving a safe entertainment business.
>>697248752
Nope nope nope
I've seen Monogatari series
I know what happens when you fuck with this.
I'm out
Peace monkey nigga hand.
I wish this thread 404'd.
>>697248752
I wish every human was a real life furry
>>697251528
you get paper cuts on your asshole and it's british money
I wish for an zombie outbreak to only occur on a designated theme island like Jurassic Park.
>>697256988
Mah nigga
>>697256804
... Is that the consequence of my wish being fulfilled? 'Cause without that coupon, my laundry's gonna be, like, $110.
I want Harambe back to life
>>697257089
this is what our grandfathers died in wars for
I wish the monkey's paw was unable to grant.
>>697257327
My nigga
I wish that my metabolism worked in such a way that i will lose 140lbs and no more, but after that goal is reached, my metabolism returns to a normal human rate.
>>697257039
another post surfaces and you can no longer make wishes
>>697257297
i wish you'd go back to /fa/
>>697248752
I wish to be able to duplicate anything. What-s the punishment for that?
>>697257348
Yes. Yes it is
I wish for someone who owns a real monkey paw to stumble across this thread and chant some words to make these wishes come true.
I wish I was getting high with a naked girl.
>>697248752
I wish I could make three more wishes without any negative consequences.
>>697257624
Ok. Brb
>>697257660
You are so high, that you can't even touch her
i wish to have all the wishes, also invisibility
I want to have monkey like abilities like climbing trees and sumersaulting with little effort.
>>697257917
All the wishes have horrible consequences, so you might know what is gonna happen to u
>>697257918
Granted mr. Harambe
>>697257917
Lol nigga you just fucked up
>>697253926
>you're the last person on earth
I wish to alway have the exact amount of money in my bank account when I go to pay for stuff.
>>697258219
kek
>>697257917
Permanently invisible
and according to the genie from Aladin that's against the Wish rule book
>>697258496
Double kek
>>697248752
I wish to never age.
I wish Evalion was my gf and we fuck everynight
>>697258415
Something was wrong with the bank paychecks, pay everything you wasted
I wish I could find my wallet.
I wish i could have a permanent harem with the girls of my choosing, loving and lusting only me, and sharing all of my hobbies, desires, goals, dreams and fetishes, and to all live a long, happy, healthy life together, stress-free.
>>697258902
Granted, empty*
>>697251052
You better look for a INFP girl then, cuz they tend to be just like that. But the bad part is that most of them are already claimed.
>>697259045
Granted, but they're given to you as newborns.
I wish to have a million dollars right now
>>697257546
Your wish comes true and I return to perusing /fa/ and /x/ threads, but you become curious about the cost-to-convenience ratios of full-service laundromats and, after reading numerous online reviews, call a laundromat and arrange a wash pickup. You are delighted when the delivery boy returns hours later with your clothes cleaned, folded, and sorted. You beam with elation: what ease, what joy!
Once settled, you pledge to commit yourself to spreading the bliss of effort-free laundry to all across the land. You abort your current employ or studies, sell your possessions, and procure a fixed-rate business loan to attempt to start your own wash service. After a couple of rough years, your business's success surges upon a tide of grateful patrons and skilled staff. You branch out to multiple locations, and then multiple cities. A decade later, you are an internationally-respected laundry mogul. An empire of franchised dry-cleaning and wash-service outlets stretches before you and the more-decadent corners of the world forget what they used to do with dirty clothes before you came along. Rich and aged, you look out over the sea from your horn-paneled drinking lounge aboard your touring yacht, and as you swirl old French Brandy about your goblet, you remember this wish.
>>697259230
>implying i'm not ok with that
>>697248752
I wish to be 2 inches taller.
>>697251052
Granted but she's cheating on you and you know it but are ever too afraid to confront her about it
>>697258807
>>697259416
Granted, your wish will be deliver after your basketball training
>>697259416
Granted, but you will forever only be able to communicate by uttering the first two lines of Skee-Lo's "I wish".
>>697251052
She get's raped by ISIS
>>697253314
Trans-woman? I wished to be a beautiful woman. But, I wouldn't mind being a trans-woman with a beautiful face and body.
>>697259045
Same
>>697259561
Nigga I quit basketball in the 3rd grade lmfao
I wish that whenever I purchased an item, there was always a sufficient amount of cash in my wallet to cover the cost.
>>697253053
Already been raped before.
>>697259719
Then play again
>>697259855
Does a game on 2k16 count?
I wish everyone on this board (besides myself) wakes up without a cock.
>>697251533
You are now stuck in a time loop.
>>697259728
what about online purchases?
>>697251824
>42
>>697249746
I'm sorry for your loss, but you can't change the past.
>>697260003
I have never owned a rooster. Nor does my apartment allow pets.
In all likelihood, I will wake cockless.
ggwp
I wish you can't grant wishes
>>697260280
Kek
be not fat
>>697249261
Couldnt be worse?
Great you are a nigger now
>>697249691
Kek'd
i wish i had a boyfriend
I wish the Israelis and Palestinians would get along.
I wish for this and another wish without negative consequences
I wish for 1 dollar
>>697260726
He will be a mlp furfag with really strange fetiches like wear diapers etc
I wish I could find whatever I desired.
i wish for a better pc :)
>>697260833
Granted, but then you realize you have wasted a wish
>>697260890
fuck you faggot
>>697261005
Granted, be happy with your mac
i wish for immortality
>>697260890
You either don't know where you are or you don't know this game.
You're supposed to add _bad_ things.
i wish for my enchantresses to reach 20 mil in power with perfectly balanced attributes and massive crit damage and resistance
I wish I got my all time crush
lmfao as if
I wish I was rich beyond measure.
>>697260069
You got me on that one, but I'll never walk into a gun show again wondering if I brought enough cash for that no. 1 Lee Enfield.
Or Maybe decide to make some old guy shit himself because a 20 year old kid just walked up and handed him 35,000 cash for his Holland and Holland double rifle.
I wish for quads
I wish I could move out of this house into an apartment soon.
>>697261144
mlp furfag degenerate spotted. if you think all of us share your retarded views on what's bad and good and whats borderline mental retardation then its you who don't know where you are
>>697248752
I wish I could have the money to help all of the people who have been good to me in my life. Thank you.
>>697261299
granted, but you will be robbed everyday
>>697248752
I wish to be driven to horrible consequences
>>697261469
Huh? Sorry, couldn't hear you over my wife, degree, mortgage, income property, and other indicators of social success.
>>697248752
I wish i was super rich.
>>697261392
Your next home will be behind a pizza store, in the TRASH
>>697248752
I NEED MOAR WEEDDDDD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fucking newfags REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
I wish that I was in infinite bliss.
>>697248752
I wish I was a superhero, super strength, flight, invulnerability to human weapons.
>>697261689
You have been drived to horrible consequences
>>697261949
Granted mr. Trump
>>697261949
granted, but you have now the mind of a 8 year old
>>697248752
I wish I was all knowing with the technical know how to do anything I can think of
Boyfriend please.
>>697262233
>>697262266
Dub Dub Dubs
>>697262266
He is a white beta
>>697262084
ALL HAIL GOD-EMPEROR TRUMP
>>697262136
Like Bizarro or just a kid?
>>697249261
Your wish came true when you were born.
>>697262266
Kek only quints come true tho
>>697248752
eternal youth, immortality and millions of dollars.
Also my very own my little pony tulpa
>>697248752
I wish to conquer my mind
>>697262439
nah, like just a kid
>>697262600
You experience unimaginable, debilitating pain so intense that you wish nothing but to die, which is impossible.
>>697261717
You become an unstoppable pyschopath.
>>697248752
I wish I could take back cheating on an exam in university
>>697262950
I get my money, youth and pony though right?
