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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>697230613

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF456BtSTBg
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Kyouko claimed.
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>>697243503
Hey, its someone that cares about filenames!
>>697243634
Homemade is best. The Ayam green paste is way too hot though.
>>697243709
Sup. Thanks to many purchases requiring to be made the cosplay is on the backburner for now.
>>697243764
Sleep well, Homu
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>>697243226
The most cringe thing i have ever read.

>>697242779
Pic related to the idiot from /k/ who doesn't even know his own shit. Thats why your gun was banned up until the assault weapon ban was lifted cuz it doesn't an assault weapon.
I hope someone shoots you for running around in military style clothing pretending to be somebody.
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still here
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>>697243180
The rest I can understand, but why the dog? It'd be nice, but I don't think a dog would be NEEDED...

>>697243709
>Running water
>California
HA! Good luck with that. Surely there's some of those water condensers you could bring, no?

>Gunna go take a shower, be back in a bit.
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Jenny claimed and off.
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>Where is this place that you can own whatever you want?
This universe. Earth. You want to take it from me? Prepare to fucking die, bitch. O don't even need a gun to kill you though, I can end your miserable existence with just my feet if I have to. And trust me, you'll wish you'd let me keep my gun so you could've died quicker. Unless you're prepared for blood to be shed, don't you fucking try and touch my fucking shit.

I will never harm an innocent person, but the moment you try to take from others, you are not innocent. I don't need other people to decide justice, justice is a pretty simple concept and if it is infringed, you are going to fucking pay the price.
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>>697243764
Good night

I'm leaving now
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>Where is this place that you can own whatever you want?
This universe. Earth. You want to take it from me? Prepare to fucking die, bitch. O don't even need a gun to kill you though, I can end your miserable existence with just my feet if I have to. And trust me, you'll wish you'd let me keep my gun so you could've died quicker. Unless you're prepared for blood to be shed, don't you fucking try and touch my fucking shit.

I will never harm an innocent person, but the moment you try to take from others, you are not innocent. I don't need other people to decide justice, justice is a pretty simple concept and if it is infringed, you are going to fucking pay the price.
cringe
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>>697243871
A good dog can smell danger and alert you early. They can help with hunting, retrieval and coralling. My brother had a dog bred for hunting once, had to give him away because the yard he moved to was too small for 3 dogs.
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>Where is this place that you can own whatever you want?
This universe. Earth. You want to take it from me? Prepare to fucking die, bitch. O don't even need a gun to kill you though, I can end your miserable existence with just my feet if I have to. And trust me, you'll wish you'd let me keep my gun so you could've died quicker. Unless you're prepared for blood to be shed, don't you fucking try and touch my fucking shit.

I will never harm an innocent person, but the moment you try to take from others, you are not innocent. I don't need other people to decide justice, justice is a pretty simple concept and if it is infringed, you are going to fuckin pay the price.
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Flamie claimed
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>>697243797
Thats unfortunate. I am also on a gear buying hold.

>>697243812
>Wikipedia
>Buying into the libshit definitions of firearms

The same people who claim that anything with certain cosmetic features is an assault weapon are the same people who say fifty round magazine clips that shoot 100 bullets in half a second.

Are you even American? I really hope not. You realize that trump is going to win right? There is never going to be another Clinton "assault weapons" ban
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Saber claim
>>697243871
A cute
>California
>Water troubles
Should I send one of these your way? :^)
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Post Waifu and a 2nd character from her anime to have a threesome.
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>>697244259
hand kunt
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>>697243871
Sespi had water last time I went and norcal had water but all the snowcaps were melted off the Sierras.
>>697244210
Yes pls
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>>697244376
You know it.
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>>697243007
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4chan is being really shitty for me tonight

>>697244328
>
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Stella's mine
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>>697244082
Ah, that makes sense. Certainly seems useful, but I'm not sure it's 100% needed. Maybe like, 85%.

>>697244210
Not cute.
>Implying I don't just turn on my AC and get mad water flow
I need to empty that bucket now actually.

>>697244406
Well ya, that's NorCal though. SoCal is dry as fuck right now.

>Okay, seriously, I'll brb
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>>697244328
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>>697244406
My only one unfortunately. Kind of essential to have living Arizona it's like SoCal all year round
>>697244658
Yes you are
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Claimed
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>>697244406
You know your in a /wafiu/ thread. So far you have said you have a 3D gf and your posting pics of soldiers
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Test
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TEST TEST Can you hear me?
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>>697243812
it fucking says it right there "semiautomaic assault weapon" they had to include semiautomic because the real definition of "assault weapon" doesn't apply to semiautomic guns. the clinton ban was a people of shitty legislation that increased violent crime and decreased American economic gain through limiting firearm business profits. what you call "assault weapons" are part of a dramatically increasing (currently 15 billion dollar) industry. There is a reason that they clinton ban was allowed to sunset instead of being reupped. It was completely ineffective at stopping niggers from shooting eachother with stolen sigmas and hipoints. gun crime doesn't come from law abiding citizens with "assault weapons" it comes from shitty liberal run cities with poor minority criminal gang violence.


>>697244658
it will get better one day

>>697244755
those things are nice, i have its big 5 gallon brother in my truck.
>>697244866
yep, i'm also on /b/ so i can post whatever the fuck i want.
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I'm beginning to feel but I don't want to. Help
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>>697245066
what's wrong bb
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I think the internet is being killed right now. nothings working for me
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>>697245050
Yeah looks like the ban being uplifted worked out real well. New ar-15 shooting every week.
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Claimed.
>Connection error while posting
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>Busty blondes are best

>>697245292
It was the same for me for a bit
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>>697243868
Hello then

Rem claimed, and 4chan was down fir me, so that other thread was there because internet
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>>697245133
I decided to go on feel threads
>who are you?
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>>697245292
testing if I can post again.
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I've returned.
>>697245066
Shut everyone out.
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>>697245050
You run around in tactical gear with Military rifles but they are still are not assault weapons? wtf are they then. keep up the lie.

Your not in the military your playing soldier.
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This is mine....
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>>697244328
She may be Yuused goods, but Naruse-san is gorgeous. Also she is probably the only girl Tomoko would be comfortable with.
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>>697245618
You could've picked Tomoko's brother
I bet she'd be down for it
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>>697245399
it happens no big deal
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>>697245050
Yeah I drink about two gallons a day so 4 of those. With temps hitting 110-115 doesn't make it hard to gulp those down
>>697245504
Assault weapons by definition are rifles that are capable of selective fire sage semi and fully automatic. Weapons that you can LEGALLY buy in the US are semi only so they are therefore not "assault weapons" rather sporting rifles.
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>>697245050
Your boy trump had security clearance for one day and leaked shit to everyone.

Keep talkin shit tho. He should be in jail for that! Criminal scum leaking classified information
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>>697245698
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>>697245192
there hasn't been a single ar-15 used in any of the recent shootings. The only thing that came close was a sig mcx. and that is only cosmetically similar to an ar-15 and would not have banned under the clinton ban.

look man if you are just going to parrot the liberal media then we don't need to have this argument because you are fucking retarded and uninformed. according to the FBI crime statistics 39 of 11,961 murders or 3 in 1,000 murders were reported to have been committed with AR-15, AK-47, and similar firearms. BUT WHEN YOU TAKE OUT POLICE SHOOTING that drops to 0.7 out of 1000
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>>697245698
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>>697244645
Roll for stella lewds
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>>697245824
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>>697245790
Cute Tomo gif is cute, but I don't have any Rem gifs so rip
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>>697245824
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Your waifus an shit
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>>697245767
She's is very against incest. She isn't above teasing Tomoki, but should he make an advance she would freak out and back off.
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>>697246163
there may be a few
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>>697245427
>feels thread

why do we do this to ourselves?

>who are you?

someone who rarely posts here. just ignore me.

>>697245504
it's not a "military rifle" its a civillian semi automatic sporting rifle. how do you know i'm not in the military? how do you know i wasn't in the military in the past? also why does that matter? every american is meant to be a trained riflemen ready to join the militia in protection of his home, community, state, and country.

>hurr you play soldier

so what if that is the truth? how does that have any effect on your life?

also i live in california and my rifle has a bullet button so it wouldn't have even been classified as an "assault weapon" during the clinton ban.
>>697245797
Arizona is so fucking based but its so hot i am worried about moving there. Is flagstaff cooler in general?

>>697245821
you mean like hillary or bernie haahahahah holy fuck.
i'm not even a trump supporter. I don't think we have any other option because johnson is not going to get the votes.
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>>697246173
Hello Miss Medium-rare

>>697246437
Somehow I'm not so sure about that
seeing as how he's very against the idea, we don't know how she'd react
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>>697246173
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>>697246574
I've seen plenty, but never bother to save them because I never expect to use gifs
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>>697246173
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>>697245867
gun used in sandy hook

is that a 12ga?
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>>697246596
Because im stupid
>ignore you
How could I?
>loving the Miou by the way
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>>697246610
>medium-rare
Sides
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>>697247000
Dammit, I should've rolled so I can keep her.
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>>697246610
I don't know what to say about that

>>697246635
>>697246776
Hai :3
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>>697247098
How are you today wonderful?
>>697246610
She's more well-done.
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>>697245867
Colorado movie theater shooting
weapon these guns looks so different from each other.
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>>697246756
i have plenty i like but its up to you
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>>697247098
Haaaai c:
How are you doing
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>>697247181
Yeah, the other two Rem claimers would have gifs so I can just ste- Borrow them.
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>>697247161
>>697247237
Out catching some Pokemon

>fuck it's cold out
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The military does not use AR15s.

Stop saying they should only be in military hands. Because the military won't fucking use them. They're not select-fire.
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>>697247523
Ah. Hope that's going well, any notable catches yet?
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>>697246596
Kingsman Northern Phoenix and Flagstaff are generally the coolest cities year round they still hit triple digits in summer but they're normally the coolest. You'll get used to the heat. It's a dry heat so theirs no humidity to worry about and in those parts you'll usually get snow in the Summer. Just gotta keep hydrated really
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>>697247523
Oh cool
What's the time there?
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Not sure if taken yet in previous threads, someone tell me if so.
Or better yet, don't.
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>>697247000
>Sides
Fries?

>>697247098
<3

>>697247161
Well done is cooked entirely through
Medium rare is only a little cooked
>Learn your steak
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>>697247777
Well shit I guess it doesn't matter anyways.
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>>697247700
Flagstaff is great to go skiing in the winter and hiking/sightseeing in the summer
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>>697247523
Our heater is running but Im still in a heavy dressing gown. I dont want to change out but Im gonna have to cook for my mum, its her birthday tomorrow and shes out all day tomorrow. Surprise her with an early birthday dinner.
>>697247777
Claiming resets every thread.
Checked.
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>>697246610
Read the manga.

This subject has been touched on, and both Tomoko and Tomoki are against it.
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>>697247781
I know my steak. Well-done in the matter half her face is well-done.
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>>697247448
nothing wrong with that
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>>697247781
Yes, please. This is with a steak, correct?

>>697247982
Totally not heresy
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>>697247939
Thats retarded. Half a well-done steak is a piece of leather anyway. And there is no half-half with steaks anyway.
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>>697246802
2012 is recent? a sandy hook and aurora happens "every week" ? an AR-15 and the average gunowner is responsible and not unstable drugged up psychopaths? both of those fucking idiots had known physiological problems and were on pharmaceutical drugs. Neither of them would be allowed to own a gun under THE CURRENT LAWS. they gained firearms by the negligence of family and doctors who failed to report their conditions.

wow fuck off you double nigger. you don't know what you are talking about. two instances 4 years ago do not make an issue. The media blows shit like this up and talks about it for months. But a bunch of school kids dying or a movie theater full of people is fucking nothing to the constant bloodbath that is the inner cities. There are almost never mass shootings, no matter what you say it is a fact that it's not common and it's cause has nothing to do with guns.

>>697246904
yeah she a best.
so tell me about your waifu i'm not familiar with her.
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>>697248134
Yes there is actually. I like my steaks blue rare + well-done.
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>>697248213
Then your cook is retarded and didn't learn shit. Blue is literally seared and raw on the inside and brought up to room temperature. Well done is a dried out sorry piece of meat.
>stop arguing with a chef of 10 years, Shiro
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Well. I'm gonna catch some sleep.
Goodnight.
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>>697248420
Stop being so discriminative to steak Rory.
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>>697248077
no just a little theft
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>>697248420
Rory, cook my steak well done and raw, in a zebra pattern.

>Computer bluescreened while i was in the shower, fucker.
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This bread is getting so hot its turning into toast
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C.C. Claim

Waifu Age Edition
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>>697248609
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I see no possible way a half and half steak could be done half blue half well done.
I dont discriminate. I simply cant see how anyone can enjoy chewing like a cow for 20 minutes to eat a nice piece of meat you've made me crucify and burn.
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>>697248966
Is that a threat?
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>>697247893
I'd think she might be against shy regardless of who it is

>>697247939
She's not cooked entirely though

>>697248966
Anything past medium rare is basically heresy
The kinds of people who eat it like that put steak sauce or ketchup on it
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Good day everyone
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>>697249425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzyaqkXNjaI
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>>697249188
No, just a reminder that restaurants spend a lot of money for little return on steak dishes, and a lot of cooks will have nothing but contempt for people who order the steak 'well done, with gravy or mushroom sauce instead of jus'.
Its like you dont even enjoy the meat.
'Sure, I can make a mushroom sauce in 5 minutes, no worries. Let me just throw away the jus I spent the last 4 days simmering slowly, straining and watching carefully that actually complements the dish.'
>>697249259
See above
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>>697249259
Medium is as far as I'd go. Anything past that and you might as well be eating glued together beef jerky.

>>697249425
Ay, sup Emi.
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Well, looks like this week will be a long week.
>A really long week.
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>>697248205
Laws are created because someone fucks it up for you. Not because some people dont abuse said privilege. 20 1st graders being murdered tho that's just nbd the media way over hyped that your pathetic. You don't want your toys taken away and you'll think of any argument to keep them. Like bringing up inner city violence.

Best argument Look at Chicago they have strict gun laws and they have violence.

Just because Chicago has strict gun laws doesn't mean anyone who lives there can't just drive anywhere else and pick one up.
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>>697247677
Nothing but Rattatas and Pidgeys again

>>697247709
Quarter past one

>>697249425
Yo
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>>697249425
Hello, Emi

>>697248636
Yeah, just a simple waifu steal
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>>697249608
If you ask for a well done steak with extra stuff, you might as well have a burger

>>697249611
This is the most accurate picture when it comes to steak

>Ran
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>>697249608
Anyways, how was your day?
>sorry if i triggered masterchef rory :(
>>697249651
Something bothering ya?
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>>697249567
>Behold, a lady

>>697249611
What's up!?

>>697249811
What's good?

>>697249863
Hello how are you today?
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>>697249651
where the heck have you been all my life cupcake?
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>>697249259
I'll do a very small amount of steak sauce but ketchup is heresy. The kind of cut of meat you'd call steak at a restaurant is waaaaay too expensive to drown in ketchup- of which nobody ever actually usues a little bit. That's like ordering yourself up a batch of the best calamari imaginable and then slathering it with tartar sauce.
>>697249608
This. You know many chefs save the worst cuts for "well-done"? They figure- probably rightly- that anyone who can't appreciate a steak done fucking right probably can't tell the difference anyway.
Get a real fucking steak. Doctor's orders.
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>>697249863
i guess so
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>>697249611
Hey the cute tsun
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>>697248966
>>697248746
steak a best.


>>697249758
>privilege

firearms ownership is not a privilege it is a right. It is a natural born right that can not be granted or taken away by the government.

>Best argument Look at Chicago they have strict gun laws and they have violence.

>Just because Chicago has strict gun laws doesn't mean anyone who lives there can't just drive anywhere else and pick one up.


EXACTLY YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER. There is no fucking logic in banning guns because that isn't going to stop anything. jesus christ how do you not get this ? you just made an argument against yourself.
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>>697249922
How was your day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS10SBWvgAU
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I miss anything cool?
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>>697250068
>>697249608
As a chef i could give a shit how you want it. Your the customer. I know whats better but my job is to make you happy.

You want that shit well done. whatevs

I met dave chapel because he wanted his prime rib well done. He fuckin loved it.
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>>697249259
Huh?

Look, she isn't into incest.
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>>697249903
Where has Hank been these days anyways?

>>697249922
Not much. Just got out of the shower, wanting my hair to be dry already.
What bout you?

>>697250106
Not a cute tsun!

>>697250136
Agreed. Since I have a bike to ride today, I think I'll pick one up on the way home.
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>>697249922
The sky

>wait wrong joke
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>>697250477
>Not a cute tsun
>Acts cute and tsun
Case and point :^)
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>>697250466
Honestly that doesn't prove much

>>697250477
He's here every now and then
typically not for long
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>>697250367
You are the perfect liveing example of a good chef Anon.
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>>697249651
Hi boxhead.
>Rattles
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>>697250367
A good friend of mine is going to be a red seal chef and he gets pretty pissed at people who can't appreciate good food. I'm no chef. Not by any fucking stretch. But I do work food. And you know what? Even though none of it requires anything more than minimal effort on my part, I still get mad when people fucking ruin perfectly good meat by absolutely DROWNING it in southwest sauce. Not because it's ruining any of my hard work, because there was no hard work. I get mad because it is an unforgivable level of ignorance to ruin food like that. It's like if someone took a good book, and scribbled all over the pages with marker, making it almost entirely illegible.
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I do hate it when people think they want it medium and you make it medium and they are like wtf this is rare. Your dumb learn your shit don't accuse me of doing it wrong when you don't even know what is what.
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>>697250146
It was good, nice to finally be able to sleep in today. How about you? I hope your day was good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXmCWvT6X3I

>>697250477
Eating dinner and on youtube. probably going to play cs:go after. Speaking of that I need to get a haircut...

>>697250674
>shit
How's the gang gonna get out of this one?
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>>697251119
You are really triggered by how others enjoy their food aren't you Anon.
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bulge bulge
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>>697250890
I do not act like one at all!

>>697250965
Hmm, I never seem to catch him then.

>>697251293
I need to go in for a trim myself. Back's getting just a tad too long for me. Almost past the shoulder now.
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>>697251119
It's frustrating, we ran our own 30 day dry aged meat locker lost 20 percent of our product in the process of ageing it. Then you watch someone cook it to death but i have so many more things to worry about. My waiters and their tips and a happy customer come before my personal feelings about it. Plus it's their money.
pic related a couple of our basic steaks.
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>>697250965
It's like arguing with a yurifag.

Read the manga or live with your delusions. The choice is yours.
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>>697251293
It was fine, nothing awfully notable, went too my grandma's house earlier today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5TOEczOqes
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>>697252015
The right numbers... t-those aren't the prices... r-right?
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>>697251541
I really am. I recognize that my anger may be a bit excessive. But still, it drives me nuts. I'm not a food snob or anything, but I hate it when people don't enjoy eating. If they're DROWNING it in sauce, especially an extremely strong one like southwest, then they obviously don't care for taste. They're not even eating it because they enjoy the way that meat, bread and vegetables interplay to create flavor. They may as well just drink the fucking sauce, rather than waste the rest of the resources used to make the sandwich by utterly smothering and stifling their taste under a deluge of whatever sauce they chose. Plus, that shit gets messy. It makes me buttangry because they do not appreciate what they are eating, even if it is cheap and simple. People should properly appreciate all the food they eat- it is a blessing and a gift that keeps us alive and for which we should be eternally grateful.
>>697252015
I'm amazed you're not a billion times as frustrated as I am, considering you also have to put actual EFFORT into the dishes your customers ruin.
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>>697243708
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>>697251119
It's defiantly seems disrespectful to add things to a chef's dish
If you want it your way make it yourself, it'd probably be cheaper and you can eat leather with Ketchup if you want

>>697251813
He doesn't stay long, so it's not surprising

>>697252192
i honestly don't care
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>>697252381
yeah man thats how much we charge and get.

It's a very nice place.

>>697252585
You hang on to the moments when you get people that are like "just wow me man" and let you drive and give them whatever.

Good with the bad

pic is more of our steak menu

P.s. That tomahawk market price is well over 90 bucks
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>>697249914
>Sunday (tomorrow): My birthday.
>Tuesday: I have to wake up at 3am to go to a job that's going to take half of the day, then to another job that'll take another 6 hours or so.
>Friday: I have to go and visit my best friend in the hospital after his surgery for his hernia.
There'll probably more things that'll happen this week, but whatever else that can happen will happen.

>>697250051
I've been playing some Diablo 3.

>>697251088
>Rattles in a box.
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>>697252585
I'm a faggot that likes his meat welldone, that being saied who cares, if they paid for it let them do whatever they want with it. Imagine someone got mad over a guy who spent Millions on an art piece just to burn it, HE PAID FOR IT, but I can also understand how that can bother some about as much as I give a fuck.
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>>697251813
I had long hair in high school but now I can't stand it

>>697252369
Oh nice, how was that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQMsApwoym0
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>>697253426
Well then let me be the first to say happy birthday! I hope its a good one!. sorry about the suck week bro. come say hi if your bored.

XOXOOXOX
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>>697253127
They paid for a meal not to be judged for what they put on the meal THEY PAID for.
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>>697253144
Jesus Christ! I thought $20 steaks at Outback was expensive, I couldn't fathom spending 90 cashbux on a single steak...
>Probably because poverty is gay

>>697253635
I don't like mine TOO long. But i hate it super short too.
>Think Makoto tier length, that's how i like mine.

>>697253723
Sup Cute Bote.
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>>697253426
Ah, my birthday is my least favorite day out of the year. I hope everything works out for you well dude, and your friend.
>>697253635
Fine, had some walleye. Tasted pretty good, played some cards afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwc0AW67CmA
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>>697249259
>>697249608
>>697250068
>>697251119
>>697252585
>>697253127

I had steak today and covered it in bbq sauce. come at me
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>>697253465
>>697253820
My bad if my English is dogshit
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>>697254213
If that's how you enjoy it then good on you Anon.
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>>697253144
Sometimes I'll get something akin to that. It's nice. Fast food doesn't give me as much of it, but every once in a while we get someone who just asks what's good and lets me do something nice for them on that bread. Far be it from me to take "sandwich artist" seriously, but damn if it doesn't feel good when someone takes my recommendations and loves the sandwich I make them.
>>697253465
So you're saying it's okay for some arrogant, ignorant fuckwit to burn a Picasso? Are you fine with it when some retarded Fudd goes and Bubbas the shit out of a good old rifle with polymer and badly-attached optics?
>>697253820
Nigger, nobody cares what they paid for. If they're the kind of person who orders a $50 steak only to ruin it by having it well done and slathering it with ketchup, I hope someone shits in their food, because they're not paying that price for taste and quality. They're paying that price to say they ate somewhere expensive. And they deserve cholera for that.
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>>697253995
>>697253723
Cute tsuns
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>>697253426
>I'm in a box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqS18aj6Vis
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>>697253995
> go to a steak house
> $50 steaks

That was the day I learned I lived below the poverty line.
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>>697254363
You know what man give your self some credit Sounds like you take serious pride in your work and we need more people like that.
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my eternal queen
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>>697254577
shino btw

>>697254500
>>697253995
think about how i feel Working there can't afford to buy steak for dinner even with discount.

I was always eating steak tho anyhow.

kkkeekekke
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Hey cute idol
I'm drunk

>>697254403
Heya maid person
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>>697253820
You pay for the chef's dish
they have a particular way they make it and then people tell them how to do their job, then drench it in something that makes the unique flavor non-existant

>>697254646
she's the best
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>>697254646
holy shi, shitt taste
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>>697254810
>>697253995
Too drunk to link properly, apparently

>Ama
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>>697254363
If that's what they want to do and it's theirs they could shit on the Mona Lisa for all I care, would I buy if from them if I could like the rifle example sure. If I can't oh fucking well it's not mine.
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>>697253995
that's not a bad length. My hair curls up and shit and I hate it

>>697254176
Fun, never even heard of walleye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmWvFhfQGw
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>>697254810
>Drunk
Expected nothing less how've you been?
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>>697254577
I try. I'm looking to go into something different though. Minimum wage doesn't cut it for dealing with the shitty attitudes, the total lack of respect, the staying when my shift is over, or the fact that I have to even allow certain coworkers to continue living.
>>697254995
Niqqa you don't fucking get it. Niqqa, what are you a fan of?
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>>697254363
You people make me want to see famous painting somehow bought and then curb stomped. Heh
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>>697255058
It's a freshwater fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDv1lRXhKx0
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>>697255131
Pones are alright, I love WW2 history aswell.
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>>697254403
Am not!
>Although Amatsu a cute.

>>697254500
I always knew I lived below it, but it really strikes you when your grandparents take you to a steak house where the steak looks super pricey as fuck to you, and say get whatever you want. I look at them like they're crazy spending so much money for a meal!

>>697254723
The only reason I can afford anything is because of my shit living arrangements. If there's anything positive about it, it's that i can save money.

>>697254810
Cute drunk bote?
>What a coincidence, I was just talking to my friend about Monday. $60 worth of mead is planned.

>>697255058
Mine curls outwards, it's kinda annoying, so I try to keep it just under the length where it starts to do that.

>>697255131
>Minimum wage doesn't cut it for dealing with the shitty attitudes, the total lack of respect, the staying when my shift is over, or the fact that I have to even allow certain coworkers to continue living.
Fucking preach it.
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>>697255438
>>697255438
>>697255438
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>>697255370
Aight, good, I can get somewhere with that. Some fucking nigger has just bought one of them big ol' Soviet tanks that helped thwart Barbarossa. And he's painted it hot pink, scrapped all the armor and converted the main canon to fire confetti. Is this okay?
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>>697255619
No its not however if the filthy nigger bought it fair and square what am I to do but steal it?
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