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kill yourself
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We need a celeb thread!
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>>697230793

i cant. i have to go to work tomorrow.
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your sister is hot, any more pics?
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>>697230918
thats a shame, me too
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>>697230969

not my sister. didnt you read the whole thing?
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>>697231284
sorry misread, thought it said pic related
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Is there anywhere you can find legit incest online?
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>>697231371

here's one pic.
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>>697231467
MOAR!!!
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>>697231467
more pls
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>>697229704
okay, ive always wondered:
how the fuck does a sibling relationship ever fucking translate to sex. like you fucking share the same gene pool. what im getting at is how you said to your sister: "hey little sis, wanna fuck?" and shes like "hell yeah OP ive always wanted your 2 incher inside me"
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my female cousin said she'd suck my dick for guitar lessons, no idea if she'll deliver or not though
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>>697229704

I didn't even read the greentext, that's the most perfect on every aspect ass i've ever seen in over 20 years of daily porn watching
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>>697231789

it doesnt happen over night. before we had sex we used to go down on each other all the time. actual sex happened like 2 years later.

and no one thinks about "gene pools" when they're fucking. its just sex.
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>>697232118

OP here. I agree.
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>>697231467
yo can you post some more dude. she looks good as
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>>697231789
>be me.
>be 19.
>sometime at the beginning of 21st century.
>have cute little sister that sleeps in my room with me sometimes since forever. (cultural thing)
>puberty hits her.
>little sister gets hot in a fucking hurry.
>amazing ass and legs.
>start having sexy/bad thoughts about her.
>cant even spoon her in bed at night without getting erections.
>i get her to talk about secrets and sex while laying down in bed at night, or just chilling in room playing PS2, or watching tv.
>she starts asking me questions about sex.
>i give her all the answers legit.
>sex talks get me horny so i try to have them every time i can.
>one day alone in house we're talking about sex.
>specifically asks me about guy's dick size.
>"do all guys have big dicks like in porn?"
>(cause she'd seen porn at friend's house)
>i tell her no. tell her most guys are average.
>she asks me what average is.
>tell her: "5 or 6 inches."
>tell her im average.
>i get ballsy/stupid/hornier and offer to show her what average looks like.
>she doesnt take me up on it right there on spot. ("haha. no thanks")
>but later on that day she's down for it.
>we agree to trade.
>agrees to show me her boobs if i show her my dick.
>we wait till no parents around.
>show her my dick sporting erection already.
>she kinda laughs cause it's hard.
>tell her its hard because of what we're doing.
>she looks at it up close.
>asks if its ok to touch it.
>i tell her its fine.
>my heart beating super fast now.
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one night my cousin was drunk. she was stumbling around alot and calling me by her ex's name that just dumped her. i decided to play along and see how far she would go. she was kissing my neck and trying to take off my pants. in the middle of blowing me she ends up passing out. i have to slowly facefuck her to get off without waking her up. i came down her throat and put her in her bed. she didnt remember anything that happened that night
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>>697233078
>she sort of inspects it with her fingers.
>squeezing it mostly. like a sausage or something.
>she stops grabbing and touching after a bit.
>says i can pull my pants up.
>i pull my pants up and ask for her side of the deal.
>she says 'ok' but doesnt too excited or anything.
>she pulls her shirt up and her bra down.
>i look at her perky brand new breasts.
>i go to touch them with my hands.
>she backs up and hesitates. tells me: "no."
>i tell her its fair i touch her boobs cause she touched my dick.
>she rolls her eyes and says "ugh, fine."
>i reach out and grab her new tits.
>soft and perky as fuck.
>touching them for a brief time.
>she asks if im done as Im doing it.
>i say yes and pull my hands away.
>[but i didnt really wanna stop though. i was horny as fuck.]
>she pulls up her bra and fixes her shirt.
>we stop at that that one time.
>nothing else happened that day.
>but that was the first time we did something.
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>>697233427
rock hard. moar plz
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>>697233427
>>squeezing it mostly. like a sausage or something.
How do you squeeze something like a sausage?
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I used to touch my sister when we were kids. Usually her bum, but would also sneak into her room at night to feel her tits.

Our parents were separated and lived miles apart. On the long car journeys between houses I would put down the middle arm rest and slowly slide my hand under her bum I got a good hour and a half of this, but had to remove it before we came off the motorway or she would realise.

When we got older I would just openly grope her bum, even in public. She told me to stop, which if course I didn't but she never told anyone.

We had this game that had these vibrating net things, the handle of which could be used as a totally different toy if you thought that way. For some reason one day I decided to lie in the living room with one of these in my bum right in front of her.

She asked me to stop, and said she'd let me touch any part of her if I promised it would be the last time. I agreed, and asked to touch her fanny. She asked me what I wanted to do with it, and because I'm a moron I said finger her. Looking back I'm 100% sure she was resigned to me fucking her, but I didn't push my luck.

OK she said, but I'm not taking my pants off. Yes you fucking are I said, we're both going to be naked, took my clothes off and made her strip.

I lay down on the bed with a raging hard on, and made her lie down on top of me with it placed between her bum cheeks.

I then started fingering her whilst humping her bum. After about 10 mins she said that's enough, and I told her no it wasn't, and it would finish when I finished. Five minutes later she tried to move my hand away , so I responded by stopping fingerings her, flipping her over and humping away as hard as I could, whilst grabbing her tits, which she couldn't stop. I lasted about 5 more mins before unloading between her bum cheeks and on her back.

After that I dialed back on touching her but never fully stopped.
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>>697233601
>be me.19.
>little sister staying with me in room.
>late hours.
>parents in their room.
>we're talking about random bullshit
>get her talking about sex again.
>tells me one of her classmates is dating a senior in HS.
>says "they're already having sex".
>she asks me when did i first have sex
>i tell her how old i was. (i was 15)
>asks me questions about it
>conversation getting me horny again.
>i keep it going.
>asks me how guys know when they're gonna cum.
>i tell her about sensation. ("it feels like tickling".)
.>ask if i can see her boobs again.
>but she doesnt want to show me. (cause we'd have to turn on the light).
>i ask if i can just touch her boobs under the covers instead.
>she sort of stood quiet for a bit...
>then said: "ok, fine" in kind of uninterested tone.
>i put my hand up her shirt and and under bra and start touching.
>feel around for a bit.
>asks if im done kind of annoyed.
>i tell her i am. (but i didnt wanna stop)
>she sort of fixes her bra and shirt.
>then tells me "you touched mine so i can touch yours".
>i immediately agree.
>but im fucking surprised she even said that cause she sounded annoyed i was touching her boobs before.
>i let her touch.
>she starts sort of touching/patting my dick over my sweats.
>she mentions my erection.
>i get ballsy and ask if she wants to touch it under my pants.
>she stays quiet for a bit.
>tells me "ok."
>i pull the elastics of my sweats down on front with one hand, and guide her hand with my other hand.
>her hand is on my dick.
>she's doesnt jerk me off though.
>sort of just touches it up and down and touches my balls.
>mentions my balls having hair.
>she pulls her hand away and tells me she's done.
>i pull up my sweats still sporting erection.
>we lay there for a bit more, talking.
>wanna keep doing shit but she just keeps talking about random stuff.
>my erection eventualy subsides.
>i didnt push anything else.
>she eventually just stood quiet and fell asleep.
>i fell asleep sometime after. horny.
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>>697233839

she sort of squeezed it with her fingers like it was a sausage. like feeling how hard she could squeeze it.
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bump
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>>697234455
I want to fap, but I can't :( My parents are around.
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>make new snapchat and add cousin
>send dick pic
>she instantly sends tits
>sext her all the time. Never have to show face
>post her on 4chan
>someone recognizes her
>nudes might not have been suitable to be posted
>thankfully she never found out it was me
And now I never post nudes anymore
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>>697235282

sorry to hear brother.
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>>697235311

OP here.

hot shit bro.

have you ever tried to fuck her?

also, post said pics.
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>>697229704

This story has been posted before. Fuck sake.
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>>697234455

hnng. how old was she when this happened?
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>>697234455
copy and paste job on here every week
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>>697235615
>>697235725

its mine. there was no incest thread so i made one.

i usually dont post anything and just read the stories but there was none.

also, someone here suggested i save everything so i dont have to re-type it every time.

btw, no offense meant, but... do you guys ever leave this site?

i'll post a new pic in a second. hold on.
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>>697235648

im 7 years older than her.

let the arguments ensue.
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>>697233965
No green text, didn't read.
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>>697236008
>be me. 19.

So she was 12?
Nice.
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Cousin. Snapchats me when she's drunk
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>>697236155
>I used to touch my sister when we were kids. Usually her bum, but would also sneak into her room at night to feel her tits.
>Our parents were separated and lived miles apart. On the long car journeys between houses I would put down the middle arm rest and slowly slide my hand under her bum I got a good hour and a half of this, but had to remove it before we came off the motorway or she would realise.
>When we got older I would just openly grope her bum, even in public. She told me to stop, which if course I didn't but she never told anyone.
>We had this game that had these vibrating net things, the handle of which could be used as a totally different toy if you thought that way. For some reason one day I decided to lie in the living room with one of these in my bum right in front of her.
>She asked me to stop, and said she'd let me touch any part of her if I promised it would be the last time. I agreed, and asked to touch her fanny. She asked me what I wanted to do with it, and because I'm a moron I said finger her. Looking back I'm 100% sure she was resigned to me fucking her, but I didn't push my luck.
>OK she said, but I'm not taking my pants off. Yes you fucking are I said, we're both going to be naked, took my clothes off and made her strip.
>I lay down on the bed with a raging hard on, and made her lie down on top of me with it placed between her bum cheeks.
>I then started fingering her whilst humping her bum. After about 10 mins she said that's enough, and I told her no it wasn't, and it would finish when I finished. Five minutes later she tried to move my hand away , so I responded by stopping fingerings her, flipping her over and humping away as hard as I could, whilst grabbing her tits, which she couldn't stop. I lasted about 5 more mins before unloading between her bum cheeks and on her back.
>After that I dialed back on touching her but never fully stopped.

You are welcome
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>>697233965

OP here. good story bro.

sounds real. did you ever manage to fuck her?
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>>697236155

That's how you know it's actually real.
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>>697236287
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>>697236573

yes but most people like it in greentext form for some reason.

either way, i believe it.
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>little sis is sleeping in my room since she never uses her for some reason
>I had already decided to commit suicide weeks before so I decided to go out with a bang
>after everyone in the house was asleep I began to undress her
>I barely got her pajamas off when she woke up and questioned me
>i threw myself on her and put my hand over her mouth while she tried to scream
>she was so weak it wasn't even a challenge undressing her the rest of the way
>she was tight, almost uncomfortably so but after 4 minutes it loosened to take me in
>I'd put on a condom beforehand, I mean I'm not a complete monster it's the least I could do is make sure she didn't get pregnant
>after a couple of thrusts she stopped squirming and just took it
>in didn't even need to cover her mouth anymore she quietly sobbed and accepted me
>we fucked for hours while I licked and humped her tight pussy
>I went through 3 condoms before I finished and dressed her back up
>mfw I pussied out of my suicide
>mfw this was months ago and she's acting like nothing ever happend
>mfw I wonder if I can do it again
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>>697231435
this
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>>697236730
>>697236287

you need to fuck your cousin faggot.

she clearly wants your d.
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>>697236730
Any good pics?
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>>697234455
>i fell asleep sometime after. horny.
story of my life
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>>697235518
Lol she's 200% percent against incest. And I won't post them
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>>697236008

so that's why she got hot in a hurry.

well makes sense now.
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>>697229704
ah it's you again, welcome back
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>>697237268

hello brother. just wasting a little time here.
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>>697236827
I've gotten some blowjobs from her but that's it. She usually has to be really high or drunk before we do anything
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>>697237181
>And I won't post them

well... fuck you then.
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>>697237431
Any pussy or ass pics anon?
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In hotel room with only mom and I, anyone know how I can get her to fuck me?
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>>697237746
Rape is only way anon.

Good luck.
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>>697237431
>>697237695
I'm a titty lover
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op?
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>>697229704
Hey i remember this story when it was posted earlier in the week, and last week, and before that....
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>>697238050

not trying to be provocative, but honest question:

does it bother you?... inside?

does it make you angry?
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>>697238139

i never understood smelling foul smelling clothes.

kinda weird.
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My sister and I were always really close, we were military kids or whatever and moved over seas and shit. I started going on 4chan in like 2007 while living in Italy, I didn't really understand it but I saw some funny shit and crazy porn. Having her as my basically best friend I ended up showing her it and her and I ended up getting closer with the same sort of mentality and humor, and amusement for fucked up shit.
At that time I was 17 she 15, there was no real incesty moments then until we got back stateside.
Fast forward to when I was 22 she was 20, we were amusingly depraved, still decent people. But we were cemented in our friendship and shit, talked about everything, knew each others secrets and future fears/desires. Honestly we even joked about being 'together' because we got each other so well, held hands and shit.

Around that time I joked about her flashing me, she did. It was neat, then we were like.. ' Well let's see each others lower bits. ' So we did. We weren't virgins at that point, but our list of partners was only once. Anyways.

>A year or so later, we were watching scary movies in my room with the lights out.
>Our parents knew we were best friends, never thought anything was amiss
Her and I always made lewd jokes, but we made sure to go 'Haha we're just siblings, ew' around the family. So they thought we were just fucked up with our humor.
>We were drinking, just unwinding and starting to talk about our lives up to that point and how we were towards each other
>On my bed, she creeped her hand into mine and said she 'loved' loved me. I said it back.
>We hesitantly kiss
>It turned into a hard as hell, tongue-on-tongue kiss
>She pulled my hair and bit my lower lip
( I'm honestly not making shit up )
>We laugh and kinda go back to watching movie drunkenly. I make the move to reach over and squeeze her tit.
>Laughter
>We realized it was going to happen at some point, so I pushed my hand into her panties and started fingering her.
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>>697238584

Should I continue? Idk if you guys even believe me
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>>697238687

OP here. go on. im reading.
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>>697236287
Whats her snapchat?
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>>697229704
There's kind of an incest thread >>697214731
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>>697238687
Keep going
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>>697238933
this one is better
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>>697238926
Lol no
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Posting Shed in the hopes he sees and will post more.
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>>697238933

OP here.

yeah but it wasnt there when i made this one.

I checked the catalogue and ctrl+f'd.

which is why i made this one.
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>>697239235

i'll save for later. its like a fucking book.
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>>697239177
>>697239235
>>697239265
He posted in a thread last night, posted his first shed short story thing, plus the final part of the elizabeth story.
>>697239405
It's a great read. Come for the wincest, stay for the feels.
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>>697238584
>>697238893
>>697239005

Alright. So as a preface, I'm not really that attractive. Maybe I can pull off that pretentious hipster look. She however is a decent 8/10 slim build, small tits, round ass. But it's her girl bits are a puffy innie, kinda rad as fuck.

>Fingering her, she's trying not to moan while gripping my hair and kissing me intermittently
>Family is in bed, so we weren't really at risk for being discovered but even in my drunken haze I realized the fucking fallout from this
>Mutter she needs to be quieter, she just laughs and grinds against my hand
>After awhile pull my hand out and uncertaintly watch her.
>She takes my hand and licks my fingers clean
(Swear to fucking god)
>I was already hard, but I went full fucking diamond cock at that moment.
>I made one of those decisions I'm still proud of.
>Say fuck it and crawl off the bed and grab her hips and jerk her towards the edge of the bed causing her to flop backwards laughing.
>I pull shorts down and tell her to guide me in, she wiggles closer and I start to fuck her.
Jesus. Honestly, tight, hot, and wet as fuck.
>Hold onto her hips and try not to fall over, still drunk
>She is digging her nails into my forearms as I slam into her
>Go for a bit, I'd be a liar to say I fucked her for an hour. Maybe got a few minutes out of it
>Drunken haze me registers I'm about to pop, pull out and start to finish myself off she reaches out to sorta help while I unload all over her bare stomach and shirt/neck

She complains and slaps my thigh before laughing quietly and kissing me. It registered what we did, how fucked up it was and how society would condemn us.. We made the decision to not get fucking psycho or weird about it. Idk if I wanna type out the next night, but we 'watched a movie' again the night after and drank and fooled around a bit more. This time I just made her blow me, she could deepthroat my.. I guess average? cock. I was like 'uh.. Can I come in your mouth or.. '
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>>697236791
>I at least put on a condom

You're a good guy, anon. Always making sure your sister is taken care of before raping her. Kek
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>Growing up middle child with two sisters, one a year older, the other a couple years younger. Live middle of no fuck where. Old sis and I played usual games, progressed to sexy times. Be about 14 when younger sis gets wise to what we were doing.
>Parents go out for 20th anniversary, won't be home till next day. Free to do what we want since it was summer. Older sis and I try to hide from younger sis to fool around as we had just started going all the way and hormones were out of control.
>Can't lose little sis so decide to try to make her go away by putting dirty movie on TV.
>Big mistake.
>Younger sis now watching porn with us and openly rubbing herself. Older sis super heated now.
"Let's just do it here. I don't care any more."
Older sis and I take off clothes. Younger sis strips.
>Big sis: "What dod you think your doing little sis anon?"
>Little sis: "Same as you, unless you wnat me to tell mom and dad"
>We both give in and wevtakebup position on the floor. Start doing older sis, give it to her till she comes.
>Move to litle sis. Virgin, but big for her age and super turned on made cherry pop easy. Make her orgasm.
>Keep going back and forth like this in different positions.
>Need to blow. "who wants my cum?"
>Older sis is satisfied. Go hard and fast at little sis. Piss cum inside her.
>Tired, so we sleep. Repeat next morning. Clean up like nothing happened by time mom and dad come home.

>keep having scenes like that till we were all married.

We kept up like that till we were all married.
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>>697240044
>>Go for a bit, I'd be a liar to say I fucked her for an hour. Maybe got a few minutes out of it

OP here.

THIS.

when you're doing taboo shit like that you cant even last long. the feeling is too much.

continue please.
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>>697240044

>>697240044

She mumbled about how it'd be less of a mess, I guess it was the booze talking because I knew for a fact she hated cum. ( We talked about everything, remember ) But she let me push her head down and come in her mouth.. Throat area? I don't have a huge cock, but I'll assume it was throat. Anyways, she gagged but swallowed and I fingered her for a little while after that and we just laid on the bed and drank a bit more blissfully holding hands.

Hm. Well, fast forwarding we're still really close but we both have gotten married, but we still come home a lot because family issues and shit, we still joke about it. We haven't really done anything else besides feel each other up and kiss a few times, no real chance to do it otherwise. Plus we've talked about concerns about 'cheating' on our spouses.. Though to be honest if we had a chance we'd prolly still fuck again, just because we'd justify it to ourselves some how. We're probably bad people.

So I don't know.. My thoughts about incest are pretty amicable. I think whatever two grown ass adults do with consent should be their business. I know I'm in the minority, but I don't regret it. She doesn't either, or hasn't indicated as such.

But yeah. It was awesome.
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>>697240605
This is one of the things I use to judge whether or not I actually want to give a greentext the benefit of the doubt. If a guy says that as a teenager he fucked someone for hours, especially when it''s something super taboo, he ain't gonna last.
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Alright kiddies, story time. I've told my story a couple times on /b/ before, but I figure I can repost. This is the story of the one night of drunken sex I had with my mom, five years ago.
>Be me,16, the youngest of 3 kids living in midwestern US with my mom.
>Both of my older sisters have gone off to college at this point, so it's just mom and I living at home.
>My mom is beautiful.
>Like, seriously beautiful, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a horny guy with mommy issues.
>Even in her forties, she has a body that would make many women half her age jealous, with generous curves and careful toning blending into the kind of physique one usually only sees on magazine covers.
>She has a face to match, with warm golden hair and vibrant green eyes.
>The sex came one night (no pun intended) after my older sister Marie moved out to go to uni.
>For mom it was this big deal: one of her kids was moving out, but for Marie, she was so excited for school she couldn't wait to get out.
>Ten minutes after I heard the door close as Marie left, I went downstairs to grab a Coke, where to my surprise I saw mom leaning all sad-like against the door, face in her hands.
>I'll spare you the gritty details, but mom was all broken up about losing another kid to adulthood.
>Unsure of what else to do, I usd my typical fallback when dealing with women: jokes and cooking.
>It was about dinner time, so I entertained her with some funny stories about school while I fixed some Fettucini alfredo paired with a Chardonay.
(INB4 "lol, faggot cooking pussy", chicks love a guy that can cook)
>Mom actually broke into the Chardonay before the food was done: she'd never been a big drinker, but on occasion when she knew she'd be spending the next day at home, she'd get white-girl levels of smashed.
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>>697240959
>She was just a bit tipsy before supper, so she laughed more freely, which was fun: she had an adorable laugh, and I don't care who you are, having a gorgeous woman gigglingg at all your jokes is great.
>Mom kept drinking as the night went on, finishing off most of the bottle and even letting me have a glass.
>The two of us ended up sitting on the couch watching movies and shamelessly enjoying drunken cuddles.
>Again, I'll spare you the exacting details, but over the course of the next couple hours, we got progressively bolder: a hand moving to a leg here, a smirk and a sideways glance there.
>All in all the situation was unsurprising: take a woman who hadn't been with a man in fourteen years and a horny teenager, and get them drunk on a couch together, shit might happen.
>I'm ony somewhat ashamed to say that I was the one really pushing things: mom had a shameless grin on her face the entire time, but she wasn't exactly reciprocating so much ass he was just enjoying the attention, at least at first.
>It was a couple hours and another movie later before my drunken self managed to work up the courage to really try something lewd.
>We were lying together on the couch, pretty shamelessly spooning at this point, my right around around her waist.
>I slide my arm upward so its resting just below her rack and press my hips forward ever so slightly, fighting to keep myself from getting hard the whole time.
>She giggled, still clearly drunk, and blew my little teenaged mind by pressing her ass backwards against my hips, clumsily grinding against me.
>Yeah... At this point there wasn't much of a point in fighting the boner. I tried, but it didn't fucking work.
>I'm lying there, a 9/10 woman pressing her ass backwards into me, the warm scent of her hair and skin filling my nose.
>Once I realize she's actually into this, I start kissing her neck (I was probably terrible at it; most teenagers are).
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>>697240990

>After a moment I roll her over and start kissing her on the lips: again, I was probably terrible at it, but her lips were soft and sweet, so it felt like heaven.
>We lay there on the couch making out for a good five minutes before the pressure in my pants gets to be too much to ignore.
>I shift myself on top of her and between her legs, more or less putting us in a fully clothes missionary position.
>She wraps her arms around my necka nd shoulders, pulling me closer and pushing her tongue into my mouth.
>At this point her skirt is riding up on her hips so much that she might as well not even be wearing it.
>I manage to get a glance or two at her lacy white panties here and there.
>Suddenly she pushes me off and stands up, I'm somewhere between panicked and heartbroken, wondering why she's breaking it off.
>To my surprise she grabs my hand and starts leading me upstairs.
>I think this is good?
>Not really sure wha-
>OH JESUS YES
>She's leading me to her bedroom.
>When we get there she unceremoniously pulls off her clothing and lies on the bed in what was probably supposed to be an aluring pose, though her flushed cheeks and occasional drunken giggle ruined the affect somewhat.
>A dozen world records are broken with how fast I get my clothes off and get into bed.
>I was later approached by scientists looking to study the incredible hardness and density of my cock as a possible alternative to current diamond cutting materials.
>With almost no foreplay whatsoever I mount her, my lips finding hers, and my cock slipping inside her.
>Her tongue slips inside my mouth as I plow her, a steady bass slapping nosie filling the room as I thrust.
>Being a drunken teenager, I don't last long, though the time we do have is well spent.
>For the net five minutes I'm madly plowing her, my balls bouncing off her ass until I finally blow what is, even to this day, the biggest load of my life.
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>>697241027

>As I finish, mom pulls me into another kiss, guiding me under the blanets with her.
>"I love you," she whispers into my ear. We're both asleep in minutes.
>The morning after I wake up atabout ten.
>I'm in mom's bed, she's gone, but I can smell food.
>Downstairs I find eggs, bacon, and a curiosly quiet mom waiting for me.
>We eat breakfast in total silence; it's not a silence born of awkardness so much as a mutual cluelessness about what to say.
>I finally break the silence with a story about the time a friend of mine got caught calling one of our teachers a milf.
>Mom laughs, everything goes back to pretty much normal, we never speak of it ever again.
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>>697236791
I hope you live forever
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>>697240605
>>697240820

Right? Not to mention, unless you guys live alone or are at a hotel no real taboo situation can play out like this where you guys set up a fuck fest for hours.

I'm sure there are exceptions, but you guys are picking up what I mean. Well thanks for reading it, it's not exactly something I can talk about to anyone but /b/. If anything, this website facilitated it in part. Hell, we had been making 'wincest' jokes back in the day.
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>>697240820
>If a guy says that as a teenager he fucked someone for hours, especially when it''s something super taboo, he ain't gonna last.

damn fucking straight man.

when i was doing shit with my sister i had to constantly keep telling her to stop cause i'd be cumming too fast. a couple of times she actually just lost interest because of it, but sometimes i'd just go down on her while the feeling subsided and then go at it again.

had to get crative about it no matter what we did.
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>>697240959
>I've told my story a couple times on /b/ before, but I figure I can repost.

NO NO NO... some people might get upset.

namely, people like this: >>697235725
>>697235615
>>697238050

>stupid fucks. not everyone spends their lives here.
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>>697233965
just say ass you fucking eurofag, you may not believe it but ass is a sexier word
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>>697241058

Do you guys still have a normalish relationship to this day? Do you guys ever give each other those 'knowing' looks?
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>>697234455
why did she wear a bra to bed? Who the fuck does this?
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>>697241465
Oh shit
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>>697240573
>make cherry pop easy

This story is fake. Only a virgin would say that when describing the sex
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>>697234455
old like the filename you cunt
th-th-th thats all folks
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>>697240820
>>697241088
>>697241145
This kind of thing is the only reason I believed shed's or that cousinfag's or column's shit. Both of them actually have shit in their story that would happen in real life. People aren't suddenly masters of sexual technique just because they're horny, and when outsiders find out about the incest they're shocked and pissed, and both of them admit that they didn't last very long, and they include embarrassing little things that happen in real life but no one wants to write into a story.

The people who are like "And then i fucked my 13 year old sister's DD tits for three hours till I came all over her face, and then she expertly deepthroated me" are fine too, they certainly get a following, but it always pulls me out of the story to read stuff like that.

pic totally unrelated to anything.
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>>697241058

fuuuuck.

you never fucked her again?

fucking shame.
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>>697229704
I'm gonna marry my cousin
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>>697241461

see >>697236260
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>>697241591
Found out after the fact the her hymen was partially gone already from earlier bicycle accident.
Also big for her age. At 12 she was the same height as our mother.
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>>697241354
I've copied it literally three times, one in a thread that maxed out and 404'd like two seconds after I posted so no one saw it, again once this morning in a thread that died pretty quick, and then here. It's not like it's a popular copypasta.
>>697241396
>Normalish relationship
Completely normal.
>Knowing looks
NEVER. On the very rare occasion that I've referenced it she acts like she doesn't know what I'm taking about, so either she's literally pretending it didn't happen, or she repressed the memory.
>>697241780
Yeah, kinda, but our relationship is pretty happy as it is, and I moved on to other girls, so I'm pretty content.
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>>697241736

Yeah. I hesitated to mention the 'deepthroating' thing with my sister, because I know how unrealistic it sounds. But she did have a boyfriend prior to our encounter.. Granted, even with that she did gag a few times.

But yeah, I feel like people would genuinely be more impressed with your story, real or fake. If you just told the truth about the real situation. Incest threads, I've seen, generally are more about the situations and the taboos. No one here is going to go 'alpha male' on you and call you a little bitch boy if you say you came from a five second hand job. That doesn't matter. At the end of the day, you got a fucking hand job from your sibling/mother/cousin or whatever. That's what these threads are about.
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>>697242087
>I've copied it literally three times,

i do the same so i dont have to re-type it like i did a couple times. but people always yell "pasta" like fucking edgy teens.

pisses me off how stupid some people can be.
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>>697234455
>be me.
>19
>year 2000 something.
>sister occasionally still sleeps with me at night.
>[old family habit]
>she's touched my dick few times now, but not jerked me off yet.
>at that point i could confidently ask if i can fondle her tits while we're laying in bed and most times she'd let me.
>tit touching escalated over the days.
>one night she's laying down face up with covers to her waist, her shirt up and bra down to waist/ribs.
>im grabbing both perky tits with my hands.
>sort of on top of her but laying down beside her.
>i pretend to be inspecting them/looking, but im really just working up the courage to suck on them.
>[i really wanted to suck on them for the longest by then.]
>i ask if i can kiss them.
>she asks me "why".
>i tell her i just want to.
>she thinks a bit about it as im still grabbing them and says ok.
>heart pumping fast and hard.
>feels like its gonna pop out of my chest.
>i start kissing softest nipples ever.
>figure i'd already gone this far, so I go for broke and start sucking on one.
>then the other.
>i look up at her and see the silhouette/half shadow of her face looking down at me attentively.
>i am super hard at this point.
>keep doing it for a bit more.
>then i sort stop/pause.
>she pushes my hands away and tells me "eww, you left your drool all over me".
>and she wipes herself with her shirt.
>i am livid at this point and really want to do anything else.
>(being honest, i was ready to have sex)
>but i dont wanna push it too much.
>i tell her i need to go to the bathroom
>asks me if i have to go pee
>i tell her "no. im gonna do something else" kinda hoping she'd get the idea and be down for something else
>but she scuffs ("ugh") and turned her body/face away from me >(she was laying down)
>i am sad and dissapointed she wasnt down for anything else
>realize probably really pushing it now
>sort of just standing next to door then
>decide not to fap and just get back in bed with her
>spoon her. hug her.
>fell asleep blue balled.
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>>697242126
That wasn't really directed at your post so much as it was greentexts in general.

I know people like to take artistic liberty, but when people throw in exceptional details without any explanation as to why, my bullshit sensor goes off.
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>>697229704
kill yourselves
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>>697242869

but i have to go to work tomorrow.

i dont want to get fired.
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Kame...
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>>697240959
>>697240990
>>697241027
>>697241058
>Gets to fuck mom
>Never tries again or speaks of it ever again
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>>697242869

Much like this guy:

>>697242981

I just got a new job.Gotta make sure to show up on time.

Also, could you explain why you have an issue with this? Outside of actual rape, or younger siblings experiencing new shit. Why does this bother you? No one in here is lauding how amazing it would be to pop out a few deformed mongoloids, and we all seem to be fairly well adjusted adult humans just making it through life.

So entertain me. What are you offended about?
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>>697243383
>So entertain me. What are you offended about?

i have no idea what you're talking about brother, and you seem awfully angry. what set you off?

talk to me.
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>>697243383
>we all seem to be fairly well adjusted adult humans
Okay, be real here /b/ro. I hit up the incest threads just as much as you do, and I love them, but you know as well as I do that we aren't mostly well adjusted healthy people. For every well adjusted healthy person here there is a creeper who wants to read about cumming into his mom's panties or planting hidden cams to spy on his sister, and pedophiles are a dime a dozen here. I don't hate these threads, but let's not pretend they're something they're not.
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Hame...
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>>697243383
>What are you offended about
Ask yourself what is the best thing that could come of a fully realized incestual relationship. At best, you get two people who can't ever publically be with the love of their life. At worst, and much, MUCH more common in the real world, you get people pressuring/coercing family members into sex.

There's no point in promoting a fetish that can only lead to tragedy.

That said, I'm not one of the people who complained, and I don't think these threads should be stopped, but it's not hard to see why they might dislike incest.
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Columnfag

>>697241736


Eyy, someone actually believes my story?
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>>697241891
kek
hope my pic ruins boners
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>>697243967
>We get Shed and Column in the same thread.
Nice!
>We get Shed and Column in the same thread and neither of them are posting anything
Nice . . .
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>>697243894
>There's no point in promoting a fetish that can only lead to tragedy.

fuck man. this kind of reductive thinking can truly get silly sometimes.

"there is no point to listening to a good song, when the song is gonna end anyways".

"there is no point to going out when you're gonna come back home and inside anyways..."

and so it goes....

do you not see how silly it is to say shit like that?

people do things because they like it, or it feels good, or it gives their life temporary or ever lasting meaning. stop projecting your preferences onto other people's lives.

let the world carry on and worry about yourself.

/rant.
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>>697244115
False, that's an inaccurate approximation.

A song you've never heard before is worth listening to because it might end well. A night out is worth going out on because it might end well. An incestuous relationship is not worth entering because a tragic conclusion is almost inevitable. The first two would usually be worth it because they'll usually end well. The latter would usually not be worth it because more likely than not it ends poorly.

There's also the fact to consider that the majority of real life examples of incest are generally between older brother/younger sister or father/daughter. It's rarely an example of two consenting adults engaging in the relationship on even ground.
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>>697244420
>An incestuous relationship is not worth entering because a tragic conclusion is almost inevitable

stating opinion as fact. fuck man.

im fucking done. you keep your opinions, and i'll keep mine.

have a good life.
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>>697244485
>I disagree
>Must be opinion
>Keep your opinions to yourself
>This is mah safe space
>Don't say things I don't like
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Relax buddy, we're all big boys here.
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>>697244420

Anyone with a little philosophical training can easily disprove your mental gymnastics.

I'm on the road and on my phone, so I cant. But fuck you're a fucking retard.

>muh morality trumps everything. Hurr durr
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>>697244796
>Anyone who knows anything and has common sense can easily prove you wrong, haha, right guys?
>Wha-... Uh, no, I can't prove you wrong myself, I'm driving right now, haha, yeah, driving! Don't be such a moralfag anon, haha...
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>>697244906

honest question. no fighting.

how old are you?
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>>697245077
>Asks a question totally irrelevant to anything, expects a serious answer.
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>>697245222

>deflecting.
>12 year old detected.
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How do any of you get into these positions??
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>>697245390
There was literally nothing he could have said that would have satisfied you.

Also guess what: the guy came into the incest thread looking to troll, and by feeding him you helped him derail. Good fucking job.
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>>697245518

OP here.

it just happened.

probably really fucking hard to actually make it happen.
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>>697245518
Luck, mostly. Also usually but not always a shitty home life.
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>>697245390
>>697245222
>>697244906
>>697244796
>>697244667
>>697244485
>>697244420
>>697244115
>>697243894
I genuinely can't tell who in this clusterfuck is actually the retard here. I kind of wonder if you both aren't trolling and you just happened to run into the other moron who has nothing better to do tonight.
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>>697244508
Summer is in full force.
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>>697245077
>>697245222
OH COME ON. You're both retarded for asking or answering that question. Never in the history of 4chan has the question "how old are you" ended well. Can both of you summerfags please head back to /a/?
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>>697245948

OP here. I ran into the moron spewing opinions as facts.

sorry. got dragged down retard road. probably on purpose. forget people post to troll sometimes.
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>>697233078
I remember this...
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>>697246227
>Forgot people troll on 4chan.
Well OP, you have my sincerest condolences, but YOU are the retard here. Your complimentary helmet and chicken tendies will be mailed to you promptly.
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>>697246527

i dont spend all my time here. sorry.

thanks for the condolences though. much appreciated.
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>>697246608

these fucking things are fucking silly. nothing ever happens like that. fucking stupid, really.
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>>697246608
gave me a boner
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>>697246669
Yeah and I don't spend all my time in the redlight district, but when I go there I don't bend over a fucking dumpster in an alley.

(note: this is the part where you either get salty like a retard, or just read it and move on)
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>>697242802
You had valor man, respect.
Were her tits big, saggy, small?
Pic, maybe?.
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>>697246227
>OP here. I ran into the moron spewing opinions as facts.
I'm on your side here OP, but lets be real, you were just as bad about that as he was. You backed up what you said the same way he did: poorly.
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>>697229704
girl on the picture is perfect sauce?
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>Were her tits big, saggy, small?

perky. small. pointy. in the beginning at least. they were fucking brand new. but they got bigger over time.
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>>697247011
That's clearly and obviously his sister, anon.
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>>697247122
Age when that happened?. ur greentext got me diamonds, man.
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>>697242802
>be me.
>around 20 by then.
>regularly sucking tits when possible / she'd let me.
>been sort of badly jerked off once but not to completion.
>and only cause she wanted to see what cum/cumming looked like IRL.
>(she'd seen it porn. so i offered to show it to her)
>but we stopped cause we got interrupted
>(parents door opened while she was giving me awkward handjob)
>either mother or father went to bathroom. (
>heard bathroom fan-light went go off, but we didnt look to see who.
>we just stopped.
>anyways,another day, im watching tv with her in living room.
>parents home.
>mother in kitchen talking to father at kitchen table.
>not paying attention to their conversation cause TV.
>suddenly mother approaches me and asks me if I need something from the store.
>["your father is taking me to the store, do you want something]-- Her exact words. I remember that shit.
>im distracted so i just tell her i dont want anything.
>mother asks sister if she wants to go with them or she wants something.
>sister says she wants to stay and watch tv.
>i remember she asked them for something. but i dont remember what exactly what though. but it was food.
>parents leave to the store.
>just the two of us in living room. sitting on different couches.
>we're watching S Club 7.
>Rachel was a hottie, so I'd watch that stupid show too.
>realize this is good moment to bring up what we were doing nights before and didnt finish cause parents woke up.
>I call her name, and she turns her face towards me away from tv.
>ask her if she still wants to see what cum looks like IRL.
>tells me no cause she wants to watch tv.
>dissapointed to hear. but dont wanna push it though cause sometimes she'd get annoyed.
>figure probably better leave it alone for now.
>i just keep watching tv.
>brief moment later turns to me and asks me: "will it take long?".
>my heartbeat spikes up in an instant
>i tell her "it probably wont".
>she says "ok then, or ok fine." (i cant remember.)
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>>697237746
An alcohol
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>>697247368
>asks me where we're gonna do it.
>been fucking thinking doing it for days, so i already know where.
>i jump up from couch to lock the house door (which was literally like 5 feet away behind couch i was sitting at)
>i lock the door with both locks.
>she's just standing there in the living room in front of tv, still looking at it. sort of waiting.
>i tell her to go with me to the bathroom, and she follows me.
>I leave bathroom door open just in case parents come back
>parents house's bathroom back then had a long sink, and the toilet was next to it.
>she leaned against sink sort of just waiting for me show her.
>already hard by time i got to bathroom.
>i do my thing and start jerking off above toilet bbowl.
>my dick doing all the thinking for me now.
>figure I might as well ask her for "help".
>she asks me how.
>i grab her hand and tell her to jerk me off like night days prior.
>she grabs my dick and sort of starts jerking me.
>most fucking awkward hand job ever and it didnt matter.
>it was all it took for me to start spurting out semen into and outside of toilet bowl. some on floor.
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>the feeling of euphoria subsides, and reality starts rushing back in.
>i look down on her hand and notice she's got some cum on it.
>she brings her hand up to her face and starts sort of inspecting it/looking at it.
>sort of playing with it with her fingers like its rubberbands on fingers.
>brings her hand up to her nose and smells it.
>tells me "it kinda smells like clorox".
>nearly came again when she smelled it.
>she looks around for toilet paper and wipes it off her hand.
>i grab some toilet paper from her and start wiping myself down too.
>word for word she says to me: "that was cool" (kinda smiling).
>i told her to wash her hands before she went back outside and she did.
>she went back to watching tv
>i stayed behind cleaning/wiping cum from bathroom floor and toilet rim with toilet paper
>sort of using the light of bathroom to see if i missed any cum one floor.
>then went back outside to living room and unlocked the door.
>parents showed up maybe 30 minutes later.
>pretending like nothing happened.
>but inside i was fucking freaking out.
>in a good way.
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>>697247321

19/12.
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>>697237181
>and I won't post then
Why anon? Why don't you love us? Are you a fucking gay? Are you a prancing la la homo man?
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>>697247368
>>697247580
>>697247854
>>697247896
Just came. That was awesome, m8... Both of u still have conversations about what happened, or nah?.
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>>697247954
>prancing la la homo
kek'd
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>>697248242

it never really comes up but when it does we briefly address it, or if other people talk about stuff like that (like if it was in the news or something) we just sort of glance at each other and listen. we dont say anything or defend incest. its not really an issue we talk about.
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Pictures with caption?
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Do you guys still smash? Also post moar sexier pictures of her!
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>>697248628
So u guys just, skip what happened between both of u and that s it, continuing with life. Its a shame you didnt fuck her, but man, you sucked her tits and got her give u handjobs. <3
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>>697248801
it stopped many years ago. didnt wanna "cheat" on her boyfriend. wanted to stop. he is my brother in law.

>>697249105

we fucked. just not in the beginning. in the beginning it was just blowjobs and handjobs. the stuff i typed up there.
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>>697249419
can you greentext when you fucked
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How can I start w my younger sister?
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>>697236791
wtf is wrong with you you probably scarred her for life
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>>697249490
Whoa, buddy.
Let him get there. You gotta let it build
>slow burn
>>697249419
Please continue at present pace good sir
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>>697249490
>be me.
>21.
>been getting bj's and eating her out for about 2 years more or less.
>true story: when I wanted to do something for me, i'd ask.
>but when she wanted me to do something for her, she'd just wear like shorts and tank tops or tight clothes.
>she would never directly ask me to do anything with her for some reason.
>but i never asked her why, or pointed it out to her.
>i'd just go with it.
>anyways, sometimes when i'd eat her out, my jaw/tongue would get tired.
>so i'd ocassionally sort of take "a brake" by rubbing my dick on her pussy.
>but every time i put my dick there, she'd make it clear she didnt want me to put it in.
>("don't go in" or "dont put it in")
>then one day when parents werent home I was going down on her.
>and I noticed that she was soaking wet even before I started eating her out.
>(while she was giving me a bj before i was touching her)
>so as I was eating her out, my tongue got tired and I kneeled up between her legs and started doing the rubbing of my penis head on her vagina.
>but this time oddly as fuck, she didnt stop me or say not to put it in.
>it was noticeable as fuck to me but i didnt say anything.
>so I just sort of started pushing the head in a bit, and she still didnt say anything.
>i asked her if it hurt her, and she said it didnt hurt.
>so I started pushing the head inside more, and like maybe half of the head went in.
>I asked her again if it hurt, and she just said that "it burned a little", but it wasnt hurting.
>thenI figured right there and then that after all this time, this was probably the time she was gonna be down actually do it cause she was super horny. (cause of how wet she was)
>so i told her to scooch up on the bed (cause I was at the edge) and she scooched up.
>then i just sort of got on top of her missionary, holding myself up with on arm and holding my dick at the entrance of her pussy with the other.
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>>697250024
>as i was in position, i started pushing in little by little and rubbing. (like up and down and in)
>and i remember she grabbed my arm with hers, and sort of hugged me with the other one as was doing it.
>I figured this was it, so I kept pushing in until it finally went inside completelt.
>i remember feeling the wetness of her vagina way down on my shaft so I figured it had already gone in.
>after a while I figured it wasnt hurting anymore at all cause she started kinda humping me back/grinding on me.
>then... I had to constantly stop her cause the urge to cum was present, and I was pushing it back.
>again, given the situation, I didnt really last that long to be honest, and i had to pull out and cum on the sheets...
>i told her i was sorry i had cum so fast and she just asked me if i had cummed inside of her as she looked down at her crotch.
>i told her i hadnt, and she sort of just layed there looking down at the wet cum/blood spots on the bed.
>then she put her underwear on and told me she had to go to the bathroom.
>i got up from the bed after a bit of catchin my breat and started trying to get the blood off the sheets with a towel but it wouldnt come off.
>started getting worried/paranoid that our mother was gonna see it (she washed our clothes) so i took them off.
>then she said she wanted to go to the bathroom, and started puting on her shorts and underwear.
>then she went to the bathroom, and I stayed there cleaning/tidying up.
>i couldnt get the sheets cleaned, so Ithrew them away in a dumpster a few blocks away from home along with the towel.
>thinking my mother was gonna notice they went missing but she never actually said anything about sheets or towels missing.
>no way to prove. but legit.
>enjoy.
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>>697236791
*thumbs up*
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>>697249492
You could try asking her if she wants to have sex.

Real talk tho, is she attracted to you? If you don't know the answer to this then the answer is no. If the answer is yes, then you just slowly start warming her up to it without being creepy. It's not hard. You get a free pass for spending time together, make the most of it.
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B
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>>697250178
>Real talk tho, is she attracted to you? If you don't know the answer to this then the answer is no.
Explain.
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>>697244420
>implying there is only value in happy things
This guy...
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OP IS JUST COPY PASTA

http://randomarchive com/board/b/thread/683583814
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>>697251231
Please don't start this again, we finally got them to shut up.
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>>697251445
We know.
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>>697251445

look here dude. >>697235883

fuck. some of you are amazingly stupid.

also, i am genuinely amazed that some of you actually spend so much time here, that you have every post and thread indexed and memorized for eternity in your brains.
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>>697251879
yea I spend so much doing a 2 click image search
>hacker me
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>>697251879
>also, i am genuinely amazed that some of you actually spend so much time here, that you have every post and thread indexed and memorized for eternity in your brains.
>Someone called me out, better start throwing insults!
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>>697252157

whats amazing is the fact that you cant possibly imagine that its the same person telling the same story because its thats what it is and the past cannot be changed.

THAT i find amazingly stupid as fuck. you cant even fathom that possibility. its fucking insane that anyone could be that fucking stupid.
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>>697250129
Gonna nut, don't stop.
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>>697252374

im not trying to be a dick. it really is beyond my comprehension that someone could not imagine its the same person doing the threads.

i have no words for that.
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>>697246746
if things in porn were always portrayed like real life, there'd be no reason to have porn
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>>697252555
And that's fair, but you didn't say that, instead you took a swing at everyone who recognised your picture, because some dickhead who didn't know what was going on called you on it. Don't be surprised when people fire back.
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>>697251879
no nudes? or it all stoped before she was 18?
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>>697253058

21. and no nudes. i deleted those out of paranoia many many years ago.
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>>697252527
This
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>>697252445
how do you know its the same guy?
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>>697253392

>be me.
>mid 2000's.
>regularly making love to little sis for a couple years now.
>came inside her a few times but with condom on.
>have obsession with cumming inside her with no condom pent up for 2 years.
>know its shit idea, but still want to do it cause the idea is hot/horny.
>one time doing it on my bed at first apartment.
>im missionary on top of her.
>seems to be into it as much as i am.(lots of grinding back. keeps looking down at crotch area)
>i stop grinding/pumping and ask her if i can cum inside.
>(didn't wanna to piss her off and ruin a good thing. i'd always ask first )
>asks me: "wont i get pregnant?".
>tell her probably not.
>[but only cause my dick was doing all thinking for me at that point and idea was a massive turn on.]
>ask her when she had her period.
>tells me she had it/ it stopped "like 2 days ago".
>i tell her its probably ok then.
>(but i had no idea if before or after period. i just wanted to cum inside.)
>she thinks about it a little.
>asks me if it will really be ok.
>tell her yes. its fine
>says "ok then."
>little voice we all in have in head tells me not to do it.
>i resume pumping anyways.
>knowing she's ok with me cumming inside her makes situation even more arousing.
>little voice in head goes completely quiet.
>i cum pretty much within the minute of her agreeing.
>no adequate words to describe the feeling.
>kinda like cumming but 10x magnified.
>but then hard regret settles in soon after sexual euphoria goes away.
>thinking hard "i shouldnt have done that".
>worry mad about it for weeks after.
>ask her if she's got her period a few times at different days later on.
>tells me she hasnt.
>dont wanna make her worried/paranoid like me so i stop asking.
>then one time i pick her up from parents house to take her with me to go eat somewhere.
>casually mentions she got her period as im driving.
>mt. everest removed from my shoulders.
>best tasting fucking burgers ever.
>temporarily anyways.
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I used to get blowjobs from my 17 year old cousin when i was 9
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>>697253832

was he any good at it?
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>>697246608
She has nice eyes and lips just thought i should point that out
oh yeah
she also has nice tits
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>>697253929
i was 9 so i had no frame of reference

but it felt really good
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>>697254168

i was kidding about the he.

please tell me it wasnt a he....
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>>697253509

ill post the original pics.

fewer crop.
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>>697254430
it was, unfortunately

didnt really have a choice in the matter if you know what i mean
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>>697246608
Source?
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>>697254533
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>>697254533

my guess is he probably likes little boys.

is he still around? volunteers at boy scout meetings? listens to michael jackson?
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>>697254721
no idea

never heard from him after he was arrested
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>>697254721
HEY FUCK YOU
MJ was innocent
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>>697254842
Snitch
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>>697254842

did you turn him in?

did he gave you a "good bye" blowjob before they took him away?

>>697255006

eh... no.
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>>697255136
no i gave one to him
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>around mid 2000's.
>keep cumming inside her cause nothing would happen.
>vicious cycle of cumming inside and regretting it / worrying after.
>after a while i didnt even ask if i could.
>id just do it and she was cool with it.
>(she wouldnt say anything before or after.)
>kinda became routine.
>so id keep doing it she'd always get her period
>figure maybe im shooting blanks thats why.
>went on for like 6 months like that.
>got cocky/ self-assured as time went by like moron.
>one day visiting parents house
>we are alone in living room
>she tells me she's getting nauseous when she brushes her teeth in the morning.
>("anon, i feel like throwing up with the toothpaste when i brush my teeth")
>i tell her its probably nothing maybe something she ate
>tells me its been happening for days.
>i pretend to stay cool but internally i start shitting my pants
>i get pregnancy test from pharmacy and have her take it
>next day tells me the news and my heart sinks to my feet like rollercoaster feeling.
>it feels like life is over.
>father will kill me. still would if he knew.
>asks me what we're gonna do sort of teary eyed/worried
>still processing the news/shitting pants
>work out plan and she gets in on it 100%
>but plan freaks me out cause i dont wanna go near abortion clinic cause cameras and shit
>figure its fucking messed up if i just drop her off and leave
>so i wait for her in parking lot instead
>she comes out like 2 hours later
>they confirm pregnancy and give her pills to take that will trigger period
>i stay in touch.
>days later in random conversation mother tells me she's not feeling good.
>"she's having a really bad period. she stayed home".
>i feel like shit about it. really bad.
>promise myself never to cum inside if we make it out of it
>couple days later she starts feeling better.
>we go back for follow up appointment like a week after
>they confirm we dodged Super Mario World size bullet
>never came inside her without condom again
>learned lesson very hard way
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Sometines I wished I was white
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>>697255541
>tfw the world missed out on another 3-armed baby
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>>697239265
is there part 4?
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>>697256008
Apparently that's the last long part he's going to write out but he's got some short stories of the more interesting things they tried over the years that he is working on. I guess the first couple of them have been posted, but I don't have them yet.
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>>697241145
depends if theres coke involved ive gone a couple hours obviously on and off before at about 16-17
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>>697255959

lol. that made me laugh.

yeah, sometimes i wonder. but back then i couldnt get it done soon enough. couldnt even fucking sleep. far as i know, she was the same.
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>>697256728

OP here. never into drugs. not a matter of morality, just never had the chance. is it true coke makes you last longer?

or is it an urban myth?
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>>697257171
>Does a powerrful NARCOTIC stimulant make you last longer in bed
Nigga what do you think?
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>>697258146

my life is pretty boring. sorry. biggest claim to fame is fucking my sister. other than that im pretty vanilla.

thanks for clearing that up.
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>>697257171

coke does, weed opposite
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>>697231467
Ughhh. Get her to work out. Jesus
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>>697246608
Ive tired so many time to source this never comes up...
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>>697258651

that picture is more than 10 years old brother.

follow the thread.
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>>697236791
Hilariously fake. Raping your sister? FOR HOURS? And no repercussions?

Please carry on with the suicide
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>>697236791
I like
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>>697259762
Let's be honest here, raping your little sister with no repercussion isn't the strange part here.
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>>697255541

what's it like cumming inside your sister?

mentally.
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>>697260849
very arousing. felt closer to her in a weird way. not romantically. just closer in like a brotherly way. knowing it was wrong made it "hotter" too. my heart would sometimes beat so fast i thought she could hear it. especially in the beginning. hard to explain in words.
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>>697260849
Its... kind of hard to describe to be honest. And as always, context is important: a quicky before school is going to be very different than the culmination of an entire romantic night together.

Most of all I'd describe the feeling as a blend of passionate love, intense lust, and total safety. The first point is fairly obvious; you're having sex with someone you love. The second is even more obvious: sex and fulfilling a repressed desire for a taboo. The feeling of total emotional and physical safety however is a bit harder to define. imagine the typical contentment you feel after sex, now add to it the love and trust you feel for a close sibling, then add on top of that the trust youd feel for someone willing to break cultural norms and commit a taboo just to be with you.

It is, in a word, transcendent. Nothing else matters in that moment.

Sorry if that seems pretentious or flowery, that's just how it always seemed to me.
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>>697261169
>>697261867
Odd that you both focused more on emotional closeness and intimacy rather than the lust angle.
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>>697256911
very good stories Anon. I know that feeling with the cumming inside thing. With my girlfriend though so not nearly as bad I'm sure. Have a good night
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>>697261867

well, you put it way fucking better than i did. cant be mad.

thanks for that. you have a way with words brother. did you experience the same thing or are you just winging it.

>btw, you're not me. (OP.) but thanks nonetheless.

have a pic from an old ass webcam my parents had in their living room.
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>>697229704
Nice copy pasta
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>>697263491

its been addressed.

shut up already.
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>>697263407
Thanks, and yeah, I had something kind of similar.
This guy posted my story if you're curious.
>>697239177
>>697239235
>>697239265


Also
>I'm not you
Thanks for that, I was confused for a second.
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>>697259026
http://www.xvideos.com/video16881053/paris_lincoln_naughty_sis

Here you go man.
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>>697264160
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www.camgirlrepo.com
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>>697255541

jailbait incest.

lucky motherfucker.

was it as hot as it reads?

>congrats.
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>>697264879

well, i cant get off with anything normal now and i always had a hard time not cumming too soon... so yes. thats pretty accurate.
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Add me on snap and send me cock Narnia505
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>>697229704
>>697233078
>>697233427
>>697242802
>>697247368
>>697247580
>>697247854
>>697250024
>>697250129
>>697253736
>>697255541
nigga what da fuq, you fucking got ur 15/16 year old sister pregnant? jeezus christ. do you feel no shame?
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>>697239175
More?
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>>697266538

no.
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>>697266972
just out of curiosity, what state r u from? (so i can put this all into perspective). or what area of country?
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>>697267120

midwest. big town. we're not hillbillies. thats probably just a stereotype.
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>>697238530
>continuous spell
why the fuck would i play a card that's just gonna waste space after i use it
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>>697267239
gotcha, well thanks for the interesting story
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>>697267239
Why do all these incest stories come from the American Midwest?
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>>697267535

dont know. just telling mine. other people's are probably different, and from other places too. i only speak of my own experiences.
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>>697267771

More stories anon.

Did you guys ever do anything kinky?

Anyone ever suspect anything?

How did you find time to have sex?

>more pics.
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>>697268350
>Did you guys ever do anything kinky?

nothing too bad. i bought lingerie a few times and she'd wear it for me and she thought it was silly but she would humor me and wear it.

>>697268350
>Anyone ever suspect anything?

mother maybe. also a guy that wanted to get with her made a comment about how close we were. thats it that i remember.

>>697268350
>How did you find time to have sex?


when i lived at my parents when they werent home or they were asleep but really fucking quiet. when i moved out she'd come over and spend the night. but usually on the weekends when no school.
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>>697247011
shits shopped
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>>697268865
should i rape my sister or no??!?!
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>>697268865

Pics of lingerie?
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Bumpity bump
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>>697267535
nothin better to do
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>>697270128
No.
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>>697270128

no. rape is always bad. its way better when they get wet and hump you back.

>>697270155

i deleted those out of fear my parents were gonna find them. used to have them in a 256 mb card with the little switch on it. one time we were messing around and i took some and then deleted them right after. then when i grabbed the camera again days later one picture was still in there. it freaked me the fuck out but my parents never said shit so i guess they never saw it. i got tired of worrying about them so i broke the card too.
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>>697233298
Oh she does
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>>697229704
Used to date my cousin. First experience was a handjob and it just escalated from there. Best gf I've had.

Now I just date a stripper with fake tits. Big step down
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>>697271411
>Now I just date a stripper with fake tits. Big step down

lol. still though, better than just fapping like 90% of people here.
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>>697271502
very true lol
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>>697236287
Eeww
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>>697236378
Stop NewFag
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>>697236791
Of all the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.
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>>697271502
the bigger downside of it is she can get extra cash if she blows guys in a VIP private show. she always does it if asked
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>>697272221

you're not dating a stripper then. you're dating a literal whore.

enjoy your aids anon.
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>>697255923
there's this really hot black secretary where i work. completely anti-ghetto, very harry potter level nerd.

her personality reminds me of aubrey plaza.

we get along so well she feels like a sister.

one day she asks to help with assembling new office chairs in the lounge. I asked her what type of screwdriver she needed, philips of flat-head. she didn't know the difference nad it was cute.

we assemble the chairs together, making sex jokes the entire time. "hold it right there, that's it. we're in the hole." "just put it in." "screw it faster, i can't hold it like this"

lust became overpowering. we ended up hanging out after work and fucked like rabbits. it isn't even awkward in the workplace because we're so compatible with each other. feels like we're brother and sister. kinda weird cause i'm white and she's black.
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>>697233078
>>697233427
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>>697272665
Yep she is a whore but she uses condoms. I'd rather have her not do it but extra money is fine. A big part of me loves the fact she a whore but I rather her just do the stripping.
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>>697273095
"you're teaching me more tomorrow".

fake as fuck.
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>>697233427
Copy pasta
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>>697235311
ur a genius lmao
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>>697273596

its been addressed several times now.

seriously. same dude.
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>>697236791
> I pussied out of my suicide
LORD
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>>697270799
Kill yourself incest fag, please drink bleach
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