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My name's Tyler and I am the Infantry. I am my countries strength in war. A lot of you have been talking shit and I'm sick of it. I'm not a troll and I'm not under aged and here's my proof. I'm an American soldier and you all better respect me and stop replying calling me a faggot because I'll fuck you up. My drill sergeants made me into one of the greatest soldiers the world has ever know and I will use my skills to silence the voices of trolls and tyrants alike. You will respect me and my title.
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>>697220103
STOLEN VALOR!
FALSE VALOR!
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Faggot
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>>697220351
I'm not stolen valor you fucking POG. I'm a real Infantryman. I graduated from OSUT in May and am in the 25th Infantry Division!
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I hope you come to Italy faggot..
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Where'd you go to basic?
>Inb4 fort benning GA
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>>697220765
Is that your new boyfriend?
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>>697220103
>Marine infantry here

Why didn't you join a real man military you pussy?
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>>697221061
Sand Hill you POG, I'm an Infantryman!
>>697220796
I will when I go Ranger faggot
>>697221107
>>697220582
This is why I made this post. You faggots better respect me. I'm an Infantryman. How dare you disrespect a future combat veteran
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>>697221441
Real men join the Army. The oldest and most badass military in the world faggot.
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>>697222138
>badass military in the world

kek you faggot everyone knows Army is a bunch of pussies
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>>697222138
11A (and still currently am) here, and a combat veteran. I'd slow down before you burn out.
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>>697222690
That's why I shot expert right out of basic training? That's right! 36 hits out of 40 shots. In the Marine Corps I'd be a Sniper right now, but the Army has high standards.
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>>697222782
11A? Infantry is 11B, my drill sergeants were all 11Bs and 11Cs, you just made that up you POG!
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>>697220103
Who the fuck cares what anon on 4chan say.
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>>697220103
How is this proof of not being underage? You can attend basic when you're 17 faggot. Mooooooooooddddddddssssss
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>>697222994
11a is an officer
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>>697220103

Kid. You could be George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Trump and Genghis Khan rolled into one.

You'll still get attacked here.

4chan is the butthole of the internet, don't take anything here seriously. They're trying to piss off as many people as they can
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k
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fuckign gay navy faggot
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>>697222876
> 36 out of 40
Shit, that's terrible. The army only shoots at 300 meters.
I'm a fucking pog in the Marine corps and still I've never dropped a round at the 300.
Fucking garbage.
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>>697223400
*snaps to attention*

I apologize sir.

>>697223447
You might be right, but I deserve more respect than all of those men. I'm an Infantryman.
>>697223097
I do, I'm a future combat veteran and everyone should respect me for the sacrifices I make for this country. I went through 14 weeks of hell to become the Infantryman I am standing before you today.
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>>697220103
They changed the dress uniform AGAIN?! Fuck, when I was in back in '08, we were still wearing the Greens with the beret. What's with this white and blue bullshit? Army going Air Force now?
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>>697223826
I'm in the army you sailor faggot
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>>697224016
That's the summer dress blues so we don't heat cas you POG
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>>697224139
>summer dress
BULLSHIT, and I wasn't a POG.
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>>697220103
Who the fuck do you think you are lmao. Don't demand respect here when you don't even have a CAB you fucking boot. Stop giving the army a bad name.
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>>697222994
Are you serious? Im an Infantry Officer. 11As are who will be commanding you and your platoons/companies you little shit.
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>>697224245
It's a new Army. We're not dumb like the old one, we care about each other and we're all friends!
>>697224312
CAB?? I'll have a CIB one day POG! CABs are for fags!
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Although I'm not an American I wonder why would someone join the Army instead of the Marines.I heard that the Army ain't getting any serious action.Except if you plan joining the Rangers or the Green Berets later.
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>>697223947
At ease.
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>>697220103

>the infantry
>one of the greatest soldiers

Go be practice target for IS, faggot
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>>697224475
>friends
>new army
double-triggered. fucking
>ATTEN-HUT!!
>HALF-RIGHT, FACE!!!
>FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE!
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>>697224362
*snaps to attention*
Like I give a fuck, Sir. You can suck a dick along with my commander. I respect no officers! CSM Moody of 3-21 Infantry is the only person I respect!
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>>697220103
faggot
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>>697220103
>my title
Earn a stripe, faggot. And before you think about so much as looking at me crooked, think before you talk shit to an NCO and Iraq war veteran.
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>>697224583
Because the Marines is the worst branch with the worst jobs, the worst duty stations/assignments, the worst treatment, and the least likely to make rank. You will be treated like shit throughout your career as a Marine, and when you get out, civilians will see that you're a veteran and treat you even worse. Only cannon-fodder joins the Marines.
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>>697221578
Future combat vet? lmao the wars are over kiddo and this new wave of recruits are soft as fuck.

I got out and now all my NCO friends have been telling me how ass backwards this new army is while I'm sitting here all wrapped up in my dd214 blanket.

Unless you have a Combat patch and CIB your pretty much are a POG.
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>>697224475
>one day
Stop with that shit. All actual infantrymen would fucking smoke you ASAP. Is this what the 'new Army' has to offer? Good luck at RASP, you fucking shit head.
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>>697224832
NCOs and Privates are the same except one of us does real work. I'll have you know my battalion has an upcoming rotation to Kuwait where I'll see more action than you ever did
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>>697224856
it's the fuckin army dude,what do you expect?to be treated like you're a fuckin princess?thats why pussies end up in the air force kek
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>>697224583
but the marines aren't fighting right now either.

There is no difference in a 0311 and an 11b in terms of badassery. I've met some people what where soft as fuck on both sides and some hard warriors in both branches.

It's all just a dick swinging contest at the end of the day.
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>>697220103
>Infantry
Good luck with that job search when you get discharged. You'll need it.
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>>697224917
I been smoked once in Basic and it wasn't even that bad POG
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>>697225132
No, that's the Marines. The Army at least treats you like a human being (to an extent), and you have something to look forward to each day besides reciting the Rifleman's Creed and screaming about how great it is to be a Marine.
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>>697224993
I hope someone is dumb enough to take this bait.
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>>697225282
>I got smoked once, it was dreadful
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>>697225282
I'm not in the military, retard. Have fun at RASP, the instructors are really gonna love you.
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>>697222138
Army is the bottom of the barrel for idiots that can't make it onto the real branches
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>>697225482
Even worse. A dirty civilian. My NCO has a Ranger tab so RASP won't even be hard. >>697225395
What are you on about you nerdy POG faggot?
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>>697224993
>>697225395
Nobody is that dumb, not even someone in the Army
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>>697225605
You're not Infantry POG hahaha
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fuck all yall pog ass nigger bitches.
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>>697225366
Somebody told me that chicks getting wet when they see a former marine
but that doesnt happen for an army guy
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>>697225721
Ranger Tab=/=Ranger Scroll. Do us a favor and AD into your skull.
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The army is basically a shit hole unless you are rangers or special forces.
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>>697222138
This is what Google thinks you look like faggot kekekekekekek
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>>697225839
Nice BDU faggot real Infantrymen get issued OCP like I did in basic.
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>>697225931
that is the trillest shit ive ever heard. and thats coming from someone who is in the army who is not is either spec ops or ranger.
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>>697226032
try a little harder if you want to catch the big fish
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>>697225841
Chicks get wet when they see *any* guy who looks like he has money. Don't fall for that meme.

>hey, hey, Jody-boy.
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>>697226026
I don't know why you're trying to find me. I've already said my name faggot, I'm not afraid of any of you anymore and you all need to know I'll use what they teach me in combative to fuck you up!
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If you fight for the US you support the first amendment, freedom of speech. You'z a bitch.
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>>697220103
>Infantry
Thanks for being bullet sponge while the rest of us sit back and fuck your girlfriends
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>>697220103
Found your Facebook, faggot
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>>697226032
youre such a cuck. thats acu cam you fucking inbred peice of shit. I dont rock that OCP crap because ive been in the military longer than a day you fucking e-1 pog ass bitch. come at me son
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>>697220103
I hope you come to RASP kiddo
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>>697226524
link that shit
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>>697226309
I'll defend my right to say what I want but POGs haven't earned that right hahaha
>>697226408
I don't have a girlfriend faggot, I'm gay
>>697226524
That's not even me
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>>697226602
On mobile, but here's a pic
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>>697226524
OPs probably trolling the guy in the picture, keep that in mind.
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>>697222690
Suck a dick, shithead.

I was 11B in the US Army.
Served in Ft. Richardson, Alaska.
Mountain soldiers.
It was tough, but it was in a beautiful place.
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>>697226696
He find goofed
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>>697220103
Shut the hell up. I was in army force six while you were shitting your fucking pampers. You don't know 'Nam like I do you fucking runt. I shot those afghanis down with my own hands. Keep pretending to be like me .
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>>697220103
Oooh, I like it when you fuck me up, Mr Tyler.

A little more, please?
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>>697226709
That's what I thought and I just read his comment history, literally an hour ago
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>>697226630
>I'm gay
That explains this entire thread. You faggots are like women that need constant attention and feel the need to remind everyone that you're just as tough as a real man.
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>>697225133
Thank you, sir.

Some clear headed posting was necessary.
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>>697226696
top kek. I'm saving all of this and reporting your ass to CID. Have fun getting an article 15 and getting kicked out of the army before you even get your first deployment. pog ass bitch talking like youre a soldier and youre not even in your first unit yet. deploy somehere and maybe get rank and then talk shit.
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>>697227003
fucking kek
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>>697226814
There aren't Afghanis in Nam, Afghanis are from Kuwait you stolen valor faggot
>>697226967
I will you faggot POG
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>>697227036
Don't fucking call me sir. I proudly rock a sham shield.
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>>697227079
What's CID? POG stronghold? I am at my first unit, I'm in the 3rd Batallion, 21st Infantry of 25th ID you faggot. You can't give me an article 15 pussy.
>>697227003
Get the fuck off my Facebook right now!
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>>697227079
I don't think he can actually get in trouble for any of this. this doesn't violate opsec
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>>697220103
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?
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>>697227003
This can't be real. My sides. I can't breath.
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>>697227454
this pussy doesnt know that. hes so green, he probably stands at parade rest when talking on the phone to an e-2
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>>697227465
Who are you calling a bitch you POG faggot?
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>>697227592
Shut up you faggot grunt you look like a fucking 12 year old who just got fucked by her science teacher
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>>697227590
If this is actually him the word "Faggot" is a SHARPable offense and Army's zero-tolerance for sexual harassment makes that an automatic boot. Again let me elaborate,
>If this is actually him
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>>697227592
Obviously calling you a bitch. Not too much in the brains department are you kiddo
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>>697220103
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>>697227749
You won't meet me in person and throw hands pussy POG
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>>697227861
Topkek you mad retard
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>>697227749
>Not too much in the brains department are you
Well I mean he's in the Army, so that should answer your question
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>>697227403
3/21 is a trash unit. You fuckers kept raping tundra wookies and pissing off the natives so we couldn't go to the fucking bars anymore. Isn't that the unit that Danny Chen killed himself in, too? Nice going.
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Can someone screencap this thread so I can send it to his chain of command or send it for me?
What we know so far:
>Infantry
>18-21 yo
>PVT
>In 25th ID
>3-21IN Batt
>Senior NCO of Batt is CSM Moody(upon further research CSM Randell Moody of 3-21 is a real guy)
>Just need someone to screencap all this and edit it together so I can FB message him all of this
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>>697228053
Disrespect my unit 1 more time and I'll declare war on you
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>>697228378
>mfw fresh shithead gonna get fucked up
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>>697228378
lmao you just DOX a CSM. Shitstorm incoming

OP better get into PTs and be ready to swim in a pool of sweat....what am I saying. this is a new army. slam on the wrist inbound.
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>>697228378
Not to mention his name is Tyler Grant Warden
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>>697228545
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Danny_Chen
Read up on your unit, dick breath.
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see me? im a real tough man, i grew up in the rough parts of hong kong and made a name for myself in illegal no rules street fighting, ive knocked out more than 500 men during my prime years, then another 500 when i was travelling all around the world fighting the hardest men on the planet. You know why i fought? no, not for the money or fame or women, i fought because fighting is in my blood, my ancestors were samurais and martial art masters, now look at yourself, have you ever been in a fight? i doubt it, you probably spend all your time fucking your body pillow while im doing push ups on my knuckles and punching trees, if another man touched your woman you'd probably start crying and say "hey, man dont do that" then watch him as he fucks her in the ass. haha pathetic, you know what i would do? well i can break his neck in a split second, i can put him in a coma for a few weeks if i wanna, but you, you are weak, fragile, worthless beta, you're not a man you're a frog,
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>>697228378
Holy fucking shit
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>>697222138
I tried to join the Army. But I kept passing their entrance exam.
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A
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>>697228378
Get the fuck off my CSM page
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>>697229078
WOO
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>>697220103
Cuck.
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KEK at all the POG calling in this thread. Only retarded fags that were too poor and dumb to be anything else are the ones call others POGS.
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>>697224475
>It's a new Army
Do you still play "drop the soap"?
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>>697229246
I'm not bragging about my 75 asvab and 116 GT scores, but I knew a LOT of 11b with college degrees when I was in. Or at least a partial degree taking classes.

not OP btw. fuck that POG
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>>697224475
Did you tell them you suck dick?
>ofc you did that's why you're in the infantry.
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>>697229296
only on Thursdays. only faggots drop eye contact
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>>697226630
>I don't have a girlfriend faggot, I'm gay
Join the Army and see the whirled.
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>>697220103
What the fuck did you just say to me? I'll have you know...
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>>697229544
Not a pog faggot
>>697229627
Shut yo fag
>>697229775
What the fuck r u saying bitch
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OP is a POG, Boot, and faggot.

This is a bait thread

>sage in all fields
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>>697220103
i wont though
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>>697229797
Have me
Know what faggot?
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>>697229973
You're bate
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You're still a kid you join the lame ass army you need to join the MARINES that's what the lady's want not Aren't.Really.Marines.Yet
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>>697229544
>75 asvab
Retard

>t. Chair Force
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>>697230114
>bate

Is that what you want to do to me?
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>>697230159
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
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>>697230066
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Have you ever been so boot that you post your boot pictures to 4chan?
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>>697230313
as I said I wasn't bragging..learn to read faggot.

I had options and still chose infantry. most infantry choose it by choice and not because they have no other options.

also lmao chair force how good are you at ordering pizza/making coffee?
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Someone cap this all together for me so I can send it to a CSM and fuck this kid over
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>>697230765
>bullet sponge upset I made a better life choice

literally lmaoing at your life
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>>697230159
If by ladies, you mean ladyboys, then yes. How many straight marines does it take to win a war? I don't know, but I'll ask her when I meet one.
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>>697230765
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>>697230956
I'm not even mad, just telling you how it is.

my face right now
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>>697230313
Nobody cares, anon. You still take it in the ass.
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>>697220103
ayy
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>>697220103
Faggot...
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>>697227079
It don't work that way faggot
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>>697220103
Lol
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>>697231201
Same tbh, DD214 incoming with full retirement as E5.

>mfw

>>697231405
Says the Army mouthbreather
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>>697230765
So instead of choosing to do something that benefits you in the long run, you chose to hang with the "cool kids"? Enjoy PTSD and your complimentary cheating dependa, I guess.
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>>697231659
I wasn't perfect, just enough of a badass hell raiser to be an Infantryman. My countries strength in War, he deferent in peace.
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>>697231201
Can confirm, you fugged up bullet sponge. How does it feel to know someone is balls deep inside your loved one while you "defend" a piece of paper?
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>>697232097
I'm not army. I have higher scores than you. I don't pretend like it means dick, though the only reason you do is because you like dick soo much. The only thing worse than a boot talking shit on 4chan is the chairforce guy that washed out of whatever technical job he was in training for and goes posting his mediocre scores around like it gets him out of being a security dumbshit.
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>>697232122
yeah I mean I'm out now enjoying free college.

My back and knees might be a little more fucked than yours but I did what I wanted to do when I was in. Lived the life of an Infantryman for a few years, fought in a war, made some lifelong friends.

how dumb of me.
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>>697220103
>Infantry
>Tyler

This is probably more your speed.
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OP might be a glorious faggot, but this is the most Military thread I've ever been in
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>>697220103
>>697220765
>>697221578

fuck off u ain't shit faggot. respect is earned and you haven't earned any respect for being brain dead enough to sign up to be cannon fodder. joining the military isn't serving your country, you military brats are just glorified welfare queens. we americans don't want our tax money going to you useless fucks anymore. we don't want to fund your immoral and illegal excusions to the sand box over there, and we dont respect you for invading, occupying, and destroying third world countries. and we ABSOLUTELY don't respect you if you take part in the mass murder of people over seas, who have never attacked our homeland here in the USA. if you go over there and shoot at people i hope you come back in a body bag you pile of shit. and if you got a problem with me exercising my first amendment rights and telling you how it is, you can come find me, you think you're tough but i'll show you how wrong you are, hand to hand, or behind a rifle, anyday FAGGOT.
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>>697232635
How many of Jamals kids are you raising? You go to University of Phoenix? Congrats. Most people make their friends in college and don't need to brag about how much ass they kissed during the war to get ahead.
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>>697220103
>respect me cos I kill people and might be able to over powered you
>I also am insecure and have a bad attitude so I most likely kill more people then needed
Shut the fuck up faggot
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>>697232603
Boy that's a whole lot of projection you got there.

I don't give a shit about ASVAB scores I was just giving other dude shit, I took that test 7 years ago.

What are you, a PJ washout?
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>>697232930
A grouping like that is easy as fuck at 100m.
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>>697232934
LMAO butthurt chairforce strikes again.

I'm happy with my life decisions. not an dollar in debt, single, 26. Oh and I had the balls to actually fight in a war while you sat back home bragging about those line scores.

I'm sure your boyfriend is real proud.
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>>697232930
The fuck happened, you conditioned to shooting at 300 or something?
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>>697233111

nice trips, that's kneeling, not even prone, no bipod / rest / etc.. first time trying that load when i was doing load development, that rifle will shoot 1/2 moa all day with match ammo / handloads, and so can i. come and get some lol.
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>>697220103
What's it like to kill kids for a living fucking faggot?
Join the real greatest army
Pic related
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>>697233356
I'm the chairforce guy, not that other faggot.

>had the balls to fight a war
Congrats on being the tough guy that will forever talk about his one enlistment that did nothing for him except get him some college money.
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>>697233408

load development, first time shooting that load, scope zero'd for a different hunting round. the point though, is the grouping.
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>>697220103
You are an asshole that was too useless to do anything productive in society and now that the government gave you a gun and the order to kill in an other country, I should be forced to respect you?
I only have 3 words for you
Fuck You Cunt
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>>697220103
Haha! Nice bait, Ty! We're all routing for you here.

Love you,
Mom.

PS. Your father and I are now swingers!!!!
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>>697233699
What are you doing in the airforce though?
I rarely mention that I served to anyone IRL, but yeah I'm a little proud of getting to fight instead of sitting in the rear.

why are you so butthurt about this? what's wrong with joining the army for free college? I didn't though, I joined for the experience. Free college is just a bonus. stay mad
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>>697220103
surprised no one said this but..

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>697234150
Implying my bait didn't work
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>>697234537
HAHA! YR so funny! Your father and I are about to meet up with a "darker" gentleman L O L.
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>>697224832
Let's get a few things straight i will look down at you. You chose to go to war you chose to shoot and kill people and you chose to hurt Innocent lives for what reason? to act tough mate your nothing but a loser pussy that thinks watch me get out of my mums/moms basement then when you get back with ptsd you go hide there stop wasting tax payers money on your ptsd and do the "hourable thing" and kill yourself and let god judge you for all the deaths you helped contribute to
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>>697220103

http://www.strawpoll.me/10875349
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>>697222138
Actually I think you'll find the navy is the oldest recognised military force.
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>>697234686
lol all medals are fucking cheap at the store you dumbshit. you do know it's the act of earning them that holds the significance right?
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>>697232 oh wow thats sooo impressive you must be real badass and cool
next you should post a pic of your dick you insecure faggot i cant believe you actually posted a picture of a bunch of holes you shot who cares go jack off to urself in the mirror some more
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>>697220103
You fucking dipshit! What in the fuck do you think you're doing? It's numbnuts such as yourself that have given Infantrymen a bad fucking name. beat your face, yard bird! "I completed osut" Who fucking cares? Get a fucking combat strip then tell us about it. fucking sally.
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>>697232930
Easy to bash REAL men that are working to build themselves and EARN what they get in life.

And what about you? You stayed at home and free loaded off your parents for 8 years to graduate with a PhD in Gender Studies.

And now you're working in McDonalds jacking off to loli threads during your break.

I'm going to college for my BSN and I'm going to walk across the graduation stage DEBT free like a boss in November 2017.

Fucking pussy ass bitch.
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>>697234685
>>697234972
>>697235410
t. a mudslime
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Hi, I'm also Tyler. Just wanted to say; go fuck yourself, OP.
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>>697220103
Prove your not a troll. Do you know what a cac is?
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>>697235987
Your girlfriend sucked mine.
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>>697224016
Summer dress blues, winter dress blues, I identify as a fucking cupcake dress blues. No matter, they still make you look like a fucking French waiter. And give the Rangers back their fucking berets. You never EARNED that, it was GIVEN TO YOU.
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>>697222138
>oldest military in the world
>america the country has existed for less than three hundred years

If I didn't already know how fucking retarded some people can be I would have thought you were trolling.
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USN here,

hows it like being carried.

V/r
SO2
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>>697236181
Yeah I didn't see that coming faggot, it's not like that joke hasn't been made by almost every military member since they came out with cac's.
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>>697236431
My bad dude, I honestly thought you were typing in a Bostonian accent.
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>>697236517
So do you know what a CAC is or not?
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>>697220103
Guaranteed OP stole these pics from the facebook profile of someone. What's it like to be so jealous, OP? Did he take your girlfriend or something? Or are you just mad that he actually tried to do something with his life while you sit on here pretending to be him?
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Good for you OP. We were all young and gung ho. You fucked up by demanding respect on the Internet, nobody here fucking cares. All I got from my service was a fucked up leg, dead friends and a drinking problem.
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>>697236623
Yeah, I stuck mine in your moms CAC reader last night.
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>>697235724
>And now you're working in McDonalds jacking off to loli threads during your break.
And somehow still a more positive influence on the world than you
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>>697232930
>Tfw I pay federal and state tax as well. Currently in Army.
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Someone show me some dick hanging out of uniform ok
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>>697224916
Ditto 11/b/ro. They don't know how to coordinate a map/compass/protractor, couldn't build a sand table worth a fuck. And if they DO build a sand table, it's full of fucking My Little Ponies and other Japanimation figures. Don't know the first thing about encryption/decryption, and dismounted patrolling is only done in BASIC !
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heres a tip, don't kill em up close they will haunt you for eternity
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>>697224917
"I got smoked once". LMFAO !!!!!! We got smoked EVERY-FUCKING-DAY!!!! The whole DAY was a smoke! Someone said it right that these newfags are soft.
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>>697236816
Only in the twisted liberal world that you live in inside your mind.

You also believe that flooding your country with Muslims is a great idea, and that BLM is a legitimate cause.

Oh, I worked on a labor and delivery floor for 2 years. I've brought more life into this world than you and a liberal whore of a wife you may have.

I've also been to war as a combat medic.

Don't embarrass yourself by trying to prove that you're better than me, you won't win.

Ever.
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>>697236646
He fucked my Mom in the ass and called me Sally. Now I'm mad.
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>>697237285
Anon you're pretty good at this bait thing, I can't find a good bait response for you
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>>697224362
How 11A Are you? PL?
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>>697223947
put your boner away and stop looking in the mirror. great job on your new title, but its not something to wave your pecker in peoples faces over. quiet recognition is well deserved, not begging. learn a thing or two about morals
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>>697223841
Fucking this all day. I know people who are actually in the army. I'm a Marine myself also a POG and could still shoot better than that
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>>697224362
And all of the officers are going to be either liberals, gays, transexuals, feminists, and black supremacists now after what black jesus in the white house has done to the military.

Thank god I dropped out of Marion Military Institute back in 2006. I would have probably been trapped in the military until retirement.

Even if things were the way that they were, as a 2LT you're a douchebag, of course nobody would say that to your face. But we both know what they think.
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>>697225839
Nice looking barraks.

The barraks we stayed in at Fort Lewis in 2007 were like from the 1950s, asbestos filled, with fallout shelters in the basement.

You guys probably have private bathrooms and kitchens in your rooms, fucking lucky.
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>>697225605
Also this. The only reason go infantry is because hurr durr I can't asvab
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>>697227403
I seriously hope that you're not falling for that guy saying he's going to report you to CID.

They're not going to fucking care, unless you're growing pot in the barraks, have a dead hooker in your room, or have CP on your computer then they're not going to fucking care.

But for real though, you need to use better OPSEC in the future, like not posting pictures of yourself with your fucking NAME in the picture. Ya know?
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>>697224030
fun fact. the army has more boats than the navy.
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>>697227403
Oh, do you happen to know the unit 2/377? I think they're attached to 25th ID.

I was in their old sister unit before they deactivated back in October 2013, 1-377
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>>697224139
he's talking about the change from greens to blues. not about the short sleeves you fucking degenerate. learn to comprehend.
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>>697227003
God damn private done shot himself in the fucking foot with 4chan.

Nice going fag, not even Doc can put a bandage on that shit. LOL!
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You can blow me Tyler.
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>>697239035
I will Daddy
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>>697227749
That's why he's infantry
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>>697234686
You fucking idiot.
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>>697221107
NO, I'm not a faggot. That's my husbando
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>>697220103
>infantry
Scored high on that asvab i see
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>>697232635
They're just jellous because you EARNED your way in life instead of having shit handed to you.

Hope you're doing good in school man. Keep up the good work.
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someone get his CSM's number and fuck this private up pls.
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>>697233356
Chair force reporting in here. Not the same fag as you were talking to before. I honestly am so happy I joined the Air Force over the ARMY. The ARMY recruiter actually told me to join the Air Force because of my good scores. Lol I work for the ARMY every day, I constantly get looks of confusion and resentment from the soldiers, as I'm sitting in my air conditioned GOV watching them cutting grass and trimming hedges. I can live with being called a chairman. I'll send you some beef jerky or something from my C-17
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>>697238630
Nah let him fuck up man. I want to read about this faggot in the news getting his head blown off or some dumb shit
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Want to be relevant? Go to Syria to fight DAESH, you poser piece of shit
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>>697239457
Truth, 2w1 reporting in
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>>697239465
Well yeah, he fucked up. Hopefully he won't let his dick flap in the wind anymore.
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>>697239457
>as I'm sitting in my air conditioned GOV watching them cutting grass and trimming hedges. I can live with being called a chairman. I'll send you some beef jerky or something from my C-17
Calling bullshit, what's your AFSC
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>>697220765
kek fucking boot. I hope your seniors haze the shit out of you.

Why do you army faggots always feel like you have something to prove.
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>>697226696
God you're a dumb fuck. So you basically talked your self up to be a bad ass yet you aren't even at your first unit. Then you post your self on 4chan. Confirmed newfag, shall we dox him boys?
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>>697238352
On north fort? The white ones?
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>>697239691
Yeah, I just noticed that too. Thats pretty fucking bad shooting.
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>>697226709
Yes but chances are that faggot is a POG too.
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>>697220103
I hope we declare war soon. Just so you can watch your friends die and question your own mortality, your own ethics as it chips away at you. Leaving you drained and questioning why you're giving your life for something you never really believed in. While that eats away at your mind, eroding you into a pile of neurotic shit. You will slip up, you will get injured, and as you lay dying on the floor crying out for help. Scared shitless, all that pride and bravado gone. Just a scared little boy, dying in the dirt for something and someone who doesn't give a fuck about you. Thinking about the flag they'll present your mother, so she knows you died a failure. I hope those are your last thoughts before you die. Thanks for your service, faggot.
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>>697240207
No. Old fort, was with the 17th Fires Brigade, right down the road from 2-75th Ranger Regiment. Across the street from the Air field.

They ended up moving to north fort after I PCS'd from Fort Lewis.
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>>697240085
Already been DOXed, just waiting for someone to send use the info
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>>697239876
My AFSC is 3D1x7, go ahead and Google it anon, I do alot of driving between buildings on base fixing people's telephones and fucking off when no one needs their shit fixed.
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>>697240465
Ahh I know where you're talking about. The barracks there are insane now. They have full kitchens, personal washer/dryer, and huge walk in closets
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>>697240648
I've never understood the pissing contest between the branches.

Ultimately what matters is the mission that we are doing. I've deployed next to Marines, and even saw one Air Force guy (EOD) in Iraq.
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>>697240847
Everyone wants to be the best
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>>697240497
Good, I'll start warming up some popcorn.
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>>697240739
Damn. Oh well, happy to see that they got better shit now.
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>>697222876
Bro, im not even infantry and I shot 38/40 you retarded faggot. You just graduated the easiest part of the army, quit being such a Fucking faggot.
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>>697237285

haha, listen up faggot. some other anon responded to your bait, not i, who posted this:

>>697232930

now, you seem to be assuming that because i oppose illegal wars of aggression, and all of the idiots that take part in them, that i am a "liberal" .. but the truth is that i despise liberals as much as the fucking indoctrinated military zombies who do their bidding.

i am pro liberty. i am pro bill of rights. i am a first responder, and ironically, i am got certified asna n EMT and then a paramedic as well.. and have probably saved more lives here at home than you ever did overseas. i am part of my local 3% militia organization, i am well equipped and well trained. we are the people who truly serve our country and our communities. if you want to serve your country then stay here at home and fucking help people.

instead, you sign up for an easy paycheck to go overseas. and act like it's noble to help kill people. you aren't a hero, mr narcissistic captain america.. i've encountered way too many veterans with this delusion, it must be a remnant of your indoctrination / brainwashing you get at basic. you aren't a hero, you are a war criminal.. even if you were just a combat medic, you aided soldiers so they could continue committing war crimes and murdering innocent people, while helping enable to occupy a country you had no right being in.

all you young and deluded sissyboys with delusions of grandeur, that think you can rationalize the crimes you took part in by thinking you're a hero.. that cognitive dissonance will eventually break you. look at how many of your fellow veterans are an hero'ing.. there's a reason for it. wake the fuck up.
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Is OP even here anymore? Or did the facebook thing scare him away?
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>>697240465
Small world, I work on Fort lewis, I know exactly what buildings you guys are talking about. Haha those old fucking 1950's barracks on North fort are still there and still have asbestos in them. Lol they are due to be torn down in the near future. They tore some down and put in new baseball fields and shit.
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>>697241151
K
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>>697240648
Hahahahahahaha fucking nonner, don't mention my jet like you touch it.
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>>697241280
No shit? They still had those WW2 era barracks on North Fort when I was there.

Never thought they would destroy ANY barracks at Fort Lewis.

After college I'm going to try and get back into the Army.

I really want to get stationed back at Fort Lewis (JBLM now, changed around the time I got back from Iraq) and I want to retire there hopefully (if they don't move me).

Really like that area Fort Lewis is in, lived in University Place for a couple of years. Good times.

Really wish I ETSd from Fort Lewis, would be totally enjoying that legal weed right now.
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>>697220103
How about you put on a shirt that has been pressed property. Fix your agulette, fix your name plate and than fix your collar, there's a dick hanging out of it.
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>>697239691
>>697240231

itt: fags who have no idea about reloading or how the POI changes for different loads, that using a scope zero'd for one loading will result in a POI change when doing load development ... haha lern2basic marksmanship, clearly we don't have any forward observer / scouts / snipers here.
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>>697240847
I never understood it either. The airman I see treat the army folks just as nice as they treat the airman but it doesn't seam to be the other way around. We had marines in our tech school. They wouldn't shut up about how much better they were. But after about 4 months of being away from the rest of the USMC they were one of us. I guess it's sometime every branch tries to instill into everyone, they are the best branch of all. You know?
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>>697240352

hah, that's typical of these fags .. crying for mommy while they're bleeding out.. sadly your hope may come true, N Korea may just kick things off real soon, and then the US will have an excuse to start another korean war to distract the people from the impending economic collapse and the massive debt america is facing.
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>>697230313
Motherfucker.


You got a decent score and you wasted it on becoming a fucking sand monkey with a rifle?

This airman is laughing at you from his air conditioned room. Good luck having any real career once your enlistment is up OP.
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>>697242096
>They wouldn't shut up about how much better they were.
Had that at Sheppard.

>sit down at chow hall with classmates
>random Marine sits down, no food
>looks at us and says "I fucking hate all Airmen"
>my face
>say to him "do you realize where you are? There are like 10 of you vs 400 of us, fuck off"
>he leaves

I hate Marines, you faggots are why we have a curfew here
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>>697242246
I would say that America is closer to a Civil War than it is to having another conflict with North Korea (we technically are still at war with them, just have a ceasefire) .
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>>697241767
Yeah man those old barracks are still in use too. Haha I think they have the Army ROTC cadets in there or something. It's a nice base now. Mcchord and Lewis main are joined by a bridge. The BX and commissary area is repaved and all fancy now. You probably wouldn't recognize that part of base now. They are dumping alot of money into JBLM. It's a nice area here. You could always join the guard too.
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>>697242552

you are probably right anon.. america is on the verge of major political and economic turmoil / upheaval, it could easily spark another revolution. personally, i would venture to say that the insurgency has already begun.
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>>697242495
Shit I went to Sheppard for tech school. I was telecom. Anon you're sounding alot like people I know. Lol
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