Rekt Thread. Gifs only. K?
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Rekt Thread.
Gifs only. K?
>>697097159
>not knowing how to read engrish.
>>697097159
heres a quality gif for you OP
>>697097159
that could be something I would do, it rains pick up something to keep your head dry, not even think about it. not even expect to actually get hit by lightning.
>>697096071
I was actually excited cuz I'm using data and my phone doesn't do WEBMs on data for some reason. I don't know why I thought people would listen.
>>697099013
>police just taking pictures instead of helping
Goddamn mexicans
>>697099449
KEK!!
>>697099502
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0da_1469801657
Apparently he stole the car. I wouldn't know how to help someone in that position anyway. Just wait for the EMTs.
>>697099449
thats just wayy too much
quints
>>697099968
nope
>>697098934
What europoorean shithole is this from?
>>697099258
bitch would of got a speed boost if he shook the controller
>>697099449
why are black people so excessively animated?
i mean, thats pretty funny, but to actually fall on the floor laughing about it? come on.
>>697099258
that was actually pretty awesome
>>697100314
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a58_1469695552
Romania.
>>697100639
kek I'm psychic.
>>697100048
anyone got a follow-up on this? It's hard to tell how heavy those are, always wondered what kind of damage it did
>>697100905
i dont, but they are stacked concrete slabs, just think about it
>>697100449
>>697101327
holy fuck
what the fuck
The title is rekt gifs only. Illiterate bastards
>>697101576
Cock pics 6027103419
>>697101763
what?
>>697096071
>gifs only
iphone fag pls
>>697101825
idiot
>>697099502
>expecting police to know that level of paramedic first aid.
Don't be retarded. Cops and paramedics are completely separate careers.
>>697099284>>697099754
Get a windows phone and you can run vlc on it. Like free from the Microsoft store you dont even have to emulate or mount anything. Im happily enjoying these webm on mine right now
>>697101763
How?
>>697102949
Well, he opened his mouth and put the cock inside. Pretty simple.
>>697096071
>Germany
Rekt
This is what you get for all your shitting and pissing porn
poo in loos
>>697101763
Clearly they had a perfectly normal upbringing
>>697100491
What do you do when something's funny? Sensiblechuckle.gif?
Posting story as well since I have it.
On June 9th 2016, Dana Gray along with her husband and brother were attempting to land at KHOU (William P. Hobby Airport in Houston, TX) in a Cirrus SR-20, registration N4252G. After multiple missed approaches to runway 4, the aircraft veered to the right while passing over the runway, diving and crashing into a parked car in front of a hardware store. Dana and both passengers were killed instantly.
IIRC, the NTSB report stated that the pilot was confused while trying to spot of nearby traffic.
>>697096071
>gifs only
poor iPhags
>>697105231
>gifs only
>except for the webms
>>697105231
webm solution for iphags:
1. Download VLC for iphone
2. browse 4chan on chrome for iphone
3. click on webms when you find them, then open them in VLC.
>>697099502
Thats brazil you dumbass faggot. Pick a geography book. Jeez
>>697105674
how the hell would a geography book help? It's not like the video included a map
>>697102368
phone posters are cancer
>>697101738
were posting webms because of that faggot
>>697103595
fucking great
They're all the same, loser
>>697103481
Oh god hahaha this is awesome. And now they are cowering while abdullah butfucks them and praying the Americans will save them once again? Hahah I can't wait to see the video of one of these cucks getting their head cut off
>>697107155
just reading that cut me
Hi guys, I have some pretty good stuff from my old rekt folder
>>697097159
I sure am glad i have an iphone and im smart enough to actually be able to see this on my iphone
>>697105231
I'm an iPhone user and I can still view and save webm because Merlin.
Checkmate, android poorfag.
>>697107515
Here's oc from facebook (if you can even call it oc)
>>697107515
Jesus fuck, what the hell is that?
>>697106968
Story? I've seen other videos like that....
>>697107789
funnily enough the guy that did it is dead but the guy he was trying to kill isn't
>>697107515
Must smell wonderful
>>697107515
is that a teratoma?
>>697107515
Is that a stomach?
>>697107946
niggers stone and burn a woman b/c she's a witch or fucked someone? Is it ever anything BUT that?
>>697107515
Teratoma. Cyst often full of hair, TEETH and sometimes other partially formed human body parts.
>>697107515
Is that a cyst?
>>697107789
Did they die?
>>697107515
Is that a liver?
>>697107515
Is that a blood clot?
>>697107515
Is that an appendix?
>>697107515
Teratoma uh.....
>>697107515
Is that a dawg?
>>697107155
>Americans will save them once again?
they are germans not frenchs
>>697108038
>>697108052
>>697108216
>>697108250
>>697108147
No this is Patrick
>>697105536
Webm solution for iphags
1. Throw away that shitty phone
2. Stop being an iphag
>>697109488
dubs confirm
iphone fags must get real computers
>>697099258
listening to fzero big blue theme and this shit fits in right.
>>697108569
The reason that Germans exist is because they were fighting Americans. If it had been been Russia or Japan or whatnot, they would have just eradicated the German species. Germans literally owe their very existence to Americans, and frankly they should be honoring us more frequently and vociferously.
>>697097159
>697097159
most people survive lightning strikes anyways.
>>697108114
>kissy kissy
>>697109328
>the tires will stop them
>>697097159
that its not rekt, the guy its alive
>>697101825
Well at least now he won't reproduce and spread his stupidity.
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>697109328
> in an unprovoked attack against unarmed young black men, one is in serious condition and being treated in hospital. The blm movement has protested in Washington, demanding the government bans assault people movers. As racial tensions grow, the white population must ask itself " we must swallow our pride and accept our white privilege"
It's the future you choose
>>697110301
you forgot to post a webm with that
>>697109974
I need sound for this plz
>>697097159
>record on Snapchat
>guy get's struck by lightning
>better make caption and send to people
>>697099754
S5 plays them...
>>697110556
Sometimes I wish /b/ would allow webm with sound, but then I realize every 3rd post would be a screamer.
>>697110446
That's fucked up
>>697099258
>Stunt Jumps Completed: 1 of 100
>>697104026
Uh I don't know. Laugh. I don't pretend like something was so funny my legs stop working
>>697105536
>iphone
>VLC
>chrome
>browsing 4chan on your phone
Is this what cancer looks like?
>>697101282
Thanks for ruining hot air balloons for me. Do they keep fire suppressant on board?
>>697099013
"pal forchan" jajajaaaaaa
policia sorete
>>697100449
how can you even post this?
>>697110951
Of all the things, all of them, you had to post that. Jesus Christ, who gave you life, what monster is responsible for your miserly existence? I need a very strong drink...
>>697110951
Oh no! Dude!! I've seen shit but, that's just too bad you psycho!
>>697099754
Merlin for iOS even, dumb faggot
>>697108695
kek
>>697111310
Hablas español huh?
>>697107664
That's the worst fucking salute I've ever seen and with the wrong hand. I hope the swagfag gets decapitated by a boat propeller.
>>697111401
>>697107796
stop sperging out, phone poster
>>697111633
>tale of scrote-y mcboogerballs
>>697111310
>>697111539
Ahora hablan español.....
>>697109328
Cryin' dude had flip flops on his wrists.. i'm glad his friend died
>>697111633
Holy fuckin' Jesus! I thought it was gonna pop.
>>697111172
obviously not but probably should
>>697110951
you fucking monster
>>697108216
Nah, they got a glass of water so they could thankfully extinguish the fire.
>>697111775
Es ingles latinoamericano
Hay mas latinos que otra cosa en 4chan
Engrish please
>>697107789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW3mTi6OL98
Perpetrator and two women dead
>>697099013
we need a wall
>>697110385
>>697101548
Kangz
>>697112059
>>697101327
Note to self: stay away from Iowa
>>697099348
>open link in new tab
Enjoi
>>697111939
>>697111394
>>697111333
What was it? it says it was deleted
>>697110446
I wouldn't want to be alive after that. Source?
>>697112235
dipping a cookie in orange juice.
>>697100048
ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES
>>697112276
>>697112235
It was the webm of "Daisy's Destruction" where Daisy in Mario Kart gets hit multiple times and falls out of the map.
>>697107515
!
>>697111775
Jajaja esta bien anon
last one i got, good night /b/
>>697101815
>>697101327
Someone explain for the newfag pls
>>697109974
is the knife ok?
omg
>>697098974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
>>697112424
Kek
>>697098974
let it rip
>>697113099
he ded?
>>697113310
Guess
>>697112276
that rememberme the movie alien
>>697103777
MY FUCKIN SIDES
>>697111673
Mobile 4chan > shitty desktop 4chan
>>697113375
what an awful experience.
>>697109488
Or get the vlc player
>>697113567
terrible bait
My mom can watch full length torrented movies on her android, and y'all can't handle webms... WTF.
>>697096071
I just laugh at this stuff now. I'm so desensitised. I think I'm a fucking psychopath
>>697107979
teratoma
>>697113858
try this on for size
>>697113974
nah you're fine.
>>697113600
why did they do that?
>>697113211
OH MY SIDES, HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA SLEEP WITH A KEK LIKE THAT
>>697110301
Sorry, boss. Won't happen again.
>>697113600
The line just disappears
>>697114050
Mangina
>>697112698
story
>>697113974
>I think I'm a fucking psychopath
underage
>>697111633
MODS
>>697114050
Is that-- Is that MTF masturbation?
>>697113600
oh no what if he is paralyzed after
>>697114572
>Doesn't fucking wipre
savages
>>697114635
Yeah
>>697110301
tumblr is calling it wants its vagina back
>>697114050
well that's gross
Last one I'm posting. Last few I posted were of shit spewing everywhere.
>>697098974
it's funny how they often twirl around
>>697101327
Lost
>>697111633
scrotaboob
>>697108569
Yeah but the ones that had balls are all gone all that krauts have left are faggots, cucks and women, the technology to build and operate the showers are gone
>>697101738
>A phoenix has risen from the ashes
What was here?
>>697105536
4. Buy a decent phone, one using android
>>697114828
>>697114828
>"Just do it"
>-Shia LaBeouf
>>697096071
Not naming it Let it Rip!
>>697101763
How does get aN urethra that big???
Does it technically mean big urethra guy has a boipussy?
>>697112382
The only thing graphic about this is where is the melted butter?
>>697114779
ohhh, you......
>>697114986
>crying because you are losing
>crying because your team is losing
>crying because you pay hundreds, if not thousands of dollars to go to a sporting event and buy merchandise to support a team that couldn't give any less fucks about you
>crying because that team is losing
Why do people even care about sports? I understand liking a sport or playing one but first of all, to not even play it and support a team? I also understand enjoying watching just to watch the sport itself but who cares about the team? it's just nationalism or hometown bullshit for no reason.
>>697110446
>>697112382
You savage, I like all animals and I nearly threw up when he stabbed him
>>697115721
that's funny because you're fat and hungry.
>>697115631
No. It probably means he purposely and forcefully mutilated his genitalia so he can express his daddy issues in an unsafe and sexually deviant manner. The mental illness comes with physical repercussions.
>>697114683
fuckin lost
>>697107913
Chinaman killing pepe.....what has the world come to
>>697113375
grab the nuts
twist
pull
haha now who is laughing
>>697114095
Look closer at the vid, it's been edited to hide the bungee that she was attached to, and it is stopped before she swings back up.
>>697113600
bungee jumping.
>>697107796
>poorfag
>s7 edge
>>697101327
behold the genetic purity of America's heartland.
>>697112698
FRAME ON
>>697115908
6' 185 lbs. Had tacos for dinner 2 hours ago...
>>697114920
this is why i hate niggers
>>697097159
Thats a webm, you are as stupid as that faggot who doesnt know shit about basic physics
>>697101241
I was expecting a car crash or something, but to have a fucking plane just drop on a car.. How??
>>697113575
oh come on, girls get that all the time and they dont complain
>>697115867
pussy
>>697099013
Kek, southamericans are really fucked up
>>697109974
Should put this to Benny Hill theme tune
>>697115840
Nationalism is amazing for the pleasure centers of the brain.... when your nation is winning. It's like you, yourself are playing. Whenever your nation scores you get a rush of happiness and that's why people watch this shit. Plus, Fußball is best sport.
>>697116673
The plane must have derailed in the subway...
Where the fuck do you THINK it came from you daft idiot
>>6971122
>this kills the crab
>>697116753
HEY!
I can laugh if people die in front of me even if it's a baby but it's a cat or puppy i'll be sad because animals do anything wrong unlike humans
>>697114095
Why not? is not like hes gonna get paralyzed again.
>>697109974
>10 seconds long
>"Gotta get me stabbing this guy on snapchat"
>>697099754
Lol, poor people
>>697114572
its still dripping when she pulls her pants up ffs
>>697116985
ya i get that BUT
a lobster is literally an insect of the sea
do you tear up and get a rash in your vagina from swatting flies?
>>697113974
you are such a edgy faggot
>>697101241
GTA SA gameplay
>>697117231
I don't even kill flies, mosquito, roaches nor ants
>>697101327
Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around
>>697107939
Cock loving faggot detected!
>>697115631
injections, its a body mod
>>697116889
I get that but it's useless and just a complete waste of time, energy and money. Might as well do drugs or jerk off all day. The thing is, why do people chose? Support France just because you live in France? There needs to be a reason else people end up killing, fighting, and dying for reasons they don't even know or care about aside from just living there.
>>697113310
guy died on impact
>>697117362
like i said
pussy
>>697117362
Why don't you go sing kumbaya on planet faggot, faggot?
>>697111394
Cock loving faggot detected!
>>697114986
>huelocaust
kek
>>697111851
Cock loving faggot detected!
>>697117681
Fuck you
>>697117709
Because there's no such thing as a "planet faggot", you would have known if you weren't a retard.
>>697114456
Story?
>>697117637
Wish I could answer that. It's probably got something to do with the need to belong somewhere. I don't live in Germany but I support the culture whenever I can. Love for your culture is something we can't explain with economics, but with psychologie
>>697107515
>>697117362
>doesn't kill mosquito's
very funny
>>697097159
whoa.
>>697117954
Downloaded it from some rekt ylyl edition. It's just fucking funny.
>filename
>bad_guts
>>697118103
I don't i kind of like it when they bit me so I can scratch
>>697114050
FYI: That's Chrischan and his infected scrotum that burst.
>>697101548
typical niggers. if they want to talk to you and you don't want to listen to their bullshit. They feel they have the right to assault you.
>>697115631
saline injections
>>697118297
source
>>697114920
functioning members of society
>>697118273
you fucking degenerate weirdo
>>697107796
>no native webm support
applel phaggets will defend this with nothing else than
>y-you're poor!
>>697096071
>>697096071
I REALLY REALLY love how the train number is 6.
Just the way the 3 "6" roll over the man.
>>697117913
fuck wit me pussy
>>697114050
Ill bet that stupid fuckee wishes he had his whole dick back again.
>>697107979
Dude ... No
>>697107789
thats fucking sad.
>>697110951
did they find her?
>>697096071
iPhone fag
>>697101241
Like a good neighbor, state farm is there!
>ah hell no you're on your own
>>697112424
>>697115846
KEK
>>697114572
Welcome to Hillary's America.
>>697110060
the point is to set them on fire.
>>697096071
nice repost faggot
>>697114683
shitfaced.webm
>>697118582
what got rekt here
this isn't a post pictures of OP thread
>>697118666
>checked...but you're wrong
>>697118756
kill yourself you massive fucking faggot
>>697118795
>>697104941
What the fuck? How are you flying and get confused while flying and fucking dive crash into a parked car? Did they think it was a runway? Jesus christ.
>>697118720
oh fuck off
>>697114920
I dont need a reason to hate niggers. Just the fact that none of them ever takes a horizontal video is good enough to make me rage.
>>697114050
CHRIS CHAN GODDAMNIT
>>697114920
BLM - except to other blacks.
>>697115867
its a fuckin' lobster.
>>697119190
You mean an innocent lobster
Question do you own a pet and would YOU eat it? I don't think so
>>697100449
my god... why? just why??
>>697115565
>not properly greentexting
>>697118557
It's only two, though.
>>697101738
Yeah like the Mexicans
>>697119262
wrong thread
>>697117996
I get that too but what I mean is sports specifically. Like the olympics, why should I EVER care about the top athletes in the world regardless where they are from? I will never, ever benefit nor will those athletes, their friends and/or family, or probably any sort of contact ever even acknowledge my existence. Athletes and movie stars, big business moguls and politicians are not in the same class as most people so there is no relation there. To love one's country and culture can be celebrated through other means than sports. The only thing patrons receive is entertainment but at the cost of time, lots of money (depending), effort, and energy.
>>697107515
I wish I had a sack of those, luke-warm. I would throw them at people I don't like.
>>697114828
dave grohl has let himself go.
>>697119501
3
Theres one before thats more on the corner and not on the glass.
>>697119262
Rekt af
>>697102340
Dont be even more retarded cops are at least trained in basic first aid
>>697114920
and this is why no one likes black people.
>>697119605
Yeah, I never really got anything out of the Olympics either.
>you can throw a stick 100m big woop
>>697114456
What the fuck is that coming out of his ass? Did he duche with neon dye or something?!?!
>>697114456
underrated post
>>697114554
Kill yourself faggot
>>697110951
>>697110385
>pretending to confuse sandniggers for blm protesters
You dipshit. Blm is retarded yes but not as much as you.
>>697112424
Straight from leddit
>>697099013
Should he actively help though? He's a copy, not a medical professiona. I say call in a fuckin ambulance and snap away. Better than dirty, untrained hands pawing around in the dude's train wounds.
>>697114920
niggers. earning the name every day
>>697119867
>Oh, what's that, your face is falling off, you have a collapsed lung and your whole body is tangled in the remnants of a car? Yeah, don't worry, I have gauze, bandages and alcohol!
>>697107631
What the fuck.
>>697114920
A clown getting beated by baboons, only in the us
>>697109328
kek third world spics
>>697112382
Mods animal abuse
>>697107913
Yep, that's totally normal behavior.
>>697120250
lel
>>697113600
it's Hurling day!!!
ahhh dinosaurs...
>>697110951
jesus christ that's enough internet for the day fuk you for posting this
>>697112382
This kill the lobster
>>697102045
What exactly is going on here?
>>697114920
im confused, did the one getting the shit beat out of her attempt to steal from the others or are they actively beating her to steal her own shit? it seems like people wouldn't be as passive if it were the latter, whereas they would probably assume they were handling it with the former.
>>697107913
Did he eat his right arm?
>>697116365
you strike me as a nigger lover
>>697114456
fuck is that sam hyde
>>697117112
Dude why are you browsing over the website when on phone?
>>697107631
I thought it was the chinese who ate the cats...
>>697120016
There is something neat about being the number 1 ranked athlete in the world, sure. But yeah, so what? There are records for anything. Why invest billions of taxpayers' dollars into building towns and stadiums to celebrate being able to swim really fast? And then why do regular people even care about it?
