I recently bought a house and can honestly say i am more excited about the fact that I have access to the plumbing in the basement. I plan to intercept my wife's poop when she flushes so I can do what I like with it... anyone else into this? General discussion thread I guess.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>697095900
I think, you think too complicated.
Ask your wife to dump a turd on your belly while you masturbate. She will agree.
>>697096072
I have a socially unaccepted fetish
>>697096195
your fetish hasn't accepted the social I guess
>>697096189
Tried it. she's not willing. I accepted that...but now I have a workaround and we both are happy, she doesn't have to know
>>697095900
>>697096195
Greentext your plans
>>697096306
that's ... shit ... in the bad sense of the thing.
>>697095900
>wife
>can't know im stealing her poopies
>she would be mad if she knew i wanted her poops
why even marry her then?
divorce her and find someone who wants to poopy on your chest OP
I know you're lying, but I was going to make a dumb thread and I'll just post here instead
A year and some months ago I made some homemade cannabis e-juice with PG and VG and weed and nothing else. It wasn't really strong enough to vape and took over 20 hits to feel even a light buzz. I found it again tonight and decided to try plugging an eyedropper full... and suddenly had to shit! I forgot glycerin is used as a laxative in suppository form. This happened five minutes ago. Thanks for reading
>>697096441
>she would be mad if she knew i wanted her poops
shouldn't the infinitive be used for "want"?
cause he IS actually wanting her poop, but speculative about her finding out that fact?
>>697096342
>plan's simple, pipes which carry flushed water
>run through the basement. these pipes have a
>easy to unscrew access just before they run
>into the concrete. When she goes to
>the washroom I head downstairs, unscrew,
>insert hand into pipe, catch he sweet sweet
>turds. take them into the downstairs
>washroom and have my fun.
>>697096441
I love her, and she doesn't have to be into everything I am. I accept that....well almost.
>>697096813
snicker...nice
>>697096895
Seems like a good plan. I never, EVER want to see my wife's shit, but if it floats your boat go nuts. You're definitely weirder than most though.
>>697097297
I do know, it's not the easiest fetish to live with...but I think I have finally figured out how to indulge without being shamed. feel like I won the lottery
>>697097071
Details rule the world.
>>697096895
I don't think you realize how much water flows through those pipes
>>697096895
Thanks for transcribing it.
Why not asking her to do it or get her drunk to do it
>>697096895
You do realize the pipes don't just carry a train of perfectly formed turds, right? Expect to disconnect that pipe and be sprayed with a torrent of piss, turds, and shitwater. Think your wife might notice the sewage all over the floor.
>>697097555
I do. and fortunately the pipes are over in a part of the basement she will likely never enter. Kind of a crawl space with concrete floors. I just need a pale big enough to catch the water that escapes and I can just dump it in the toilette downstairs. I may consider making a half pipe I can insert into the hole to make it all flow into my bucket...to be sure I don't miss anything good
>>697097989
fucking kek
>>697097857
I have asked. it's not something she wants to try drunk or not. I don't push it on her just as I wouldn't like it if she pushed something I wasn't comfortable with on me.
>>697097555
this. you're going to flood the basement with shit water and toilet paper, it's going to soak into the concrete and smell, and your wife is going to find out the first time you try. those pipes don't just screw and unscrew like a jar.
>>697097555
...just the amount of the flush. assuming no other faucets are on
>>697096189
this tbh fam
Don't be a disgusting, hidden pervert. Be an open, embracing pervert. If you just tell it like it is--that you're interested in her poop, because it's hers and it smells wonderful and is the essence of her body--she'll gladly take a big nasty dump on your chest at least once to try it, and might even end up enjoying it.
>>697097989
I know it makes a mess. I don't plan to do this every day. I will be sure it doesn't become out of control
>>697098070
Why not damaging your toilet on purpose, Like insert something that blocks the flush deep in the hole. If you are lucky enough, you will get her to shit and you can say you will repair it and take the turd in a towel or something, you could use a pair of socks too
>>697098368
holy fucking shit OP pics fucking please
>>697098368
show us your shit pipes OP
>>697097989
you know shit about shit.
their is no pressure on the shit-pipes. it is just excactly the turds plus water of the people using the toilets of the house.
He bought a house for his fam. I guess. Hence this is the amount of shit to come.
>>697098261
the cleanout on the mainline does.
you need one of these: it's a pool pump filter. The little top screws off and the poops float. you just reach in the basket and grab your prize.
>>697098261
They do unscrew like a jar actually. and the angle at which I can access it will minimize the mess. refer to image...not mine but very similar
Just ask your wife not to flush when she shits. When she's done, reach in, bag them turds up, and do your thing. Maybe she shits at an inopportune time, then pop those bags in a freezer in the basement and save them for your poopy fun. Save up a bunch and buy a kiddie pool and wallow in it.
>>697098537
Why would that be in the house? That's always outside.
>>697097989
no pressure in a waste line it just flows downhill to the sewer. ops plan would absolutely work
>>697098477
I don't take possession till the 17 of August, so I have no pics. but I did post a pic more or less what I'm working with
>>697098928
this
and this
>>697098485
DO IT
I didn't realize how many plumbers we had on /b/. Guess it only figures though since this place is a shitfest.
>>697098868
sometimes they are in the basement. Especially on townhouses.
i hope you get E coli, OP
I'm happy for you OP. I hope more people can find happiness like you.
>>697098928
This guy gets it.
>>697098737
at the very least they are wrapped in plumbers tape and that will need to be replaced every time.
Also, do you see how much water is sitting there? That's not going to clean up easy. You're going to get so much fungus.
>>697098368
>I will be sure it doesn't become out of control
Once you detach a single sewer pipe it will become out of control. The horrific nature of your proclivities aside, there is no way to access the shit in the pipes without covering your basement floor with sewage.
>>697099070
I might...I'll try to keep from eating too much. I mostly want to lube up my dick with it
>>697095900
>>697098706
/b/ is such a magical place. I can't imagine any other forum in the world, where a man can discuss strategies on how to intercept his wife's poops for unspeakable reasons, and actually get pretty sound and plausible advice on just how to accomplish that.
Also, pic related--it's OP's wife, the poor guy.
>>697099045
all the years you must have been waiting for the one moment to come to write this...
>>697098371
Is it a bad plan OP`?
>>697098868
"Howdy neighbor! Watcha doin' there?"
"Oh just grabbin' a couple of the wife's turds! See ya!" *Wink*
>>697099273
>try to keep from eating too much
>lube up
>>697095900
The fuck op
>>697098868
Old houses don't, they only have them in the basement.
>>697099287
You know, I pretty much only lurk but when an opportunity presents itself...
>>697099287
Uh huh. been waiting 8 years
>>697099592
my house is 100 years old. It's outside.
>>697095900
open the cleanout and put one of these bad boys in the pipe and wait for the flush. bam. instant turd.
>>697099331
Yes this plan worked for me once...but she may begin to suspect if it were to keep happening.
>>697099630
>>697099661
no offence
I kek'd
Honest question... What if you catch a perfect log and are playing with it or whatever it is you do.. Smelling, tasting it... And find out it's not your wife's but another family members or a guy friend who is visiting. Would that gross you out? Would it mean your gay if you like man poop or incest of it's family member poop? Did you think this out?
>>697099802
Thats awesome....I did buy one of these for that purpose!!! smart man
>>697099925
i second this question out of morbid curiosity
>>697099918
Not the same people..
>>697099925
I did think of that...tbh it kinda grosses me out thinking someone else's poop has been down those tubes. getting over that I don't plan to go after he poop if anyone else is in the house
>>697100204
Just replace all of the plumbing and have them install a special "turd removal hatch" that catches and dispenses turds for you.
>>697099246
He could just get a flush cleanout repair plug
>>697100204
you realize you're eating the shit of everyone who has ever used that plumbing to flush shit, right?
old man diarrhea, fat dad shits, not to mention period blood and whatever else is crusted to the pipes...
think about that next time you're eating human feces.
>>697100426
In a perfect world I could go into a home depot and ask for a poop dispensing pipe insert
>>697095900
It's good to have goals in life anon.
Celebrating
>>697100659
I did think about that...for real. best I can do is clean the hell out of it before I get on with my plan.
>>697099246
if its pvc drainline theres no tape, just a plug that screws in and out as many times as you like
>>697095900
Whats your wife's ass smell like?
>>697096195
Wait....lemme guess.... it's.....Oh yeah.
>>697099700
You're right, I should've said some old houses. It seems very uncommon in old houses in Denver area anyway.
>>697095900
Did you actually buy the house, or are you on a 30 year rent to own plan with a bank?
>>697100980
It is PVC. and I am glad to hear that...I admit I was getting a little worried about the procedure I may have to follow to keep the mess down.
>>697100712
>>697100818
i am a healthcare worker and this is inadvisable
human shit is a vector for disease transmission
what are you doing anon
you are not supposed to eat feces
stop
>>697101009
not too bad actually. she is perfectly fine with rim jobs. she does keep in clean though...Which I hate...
>>697099274
Indeed.
What a wonderful world.
>>697101197
Fuck the establishment, now I want to eat turds too
>>697101104
heh, I guess you could say I am on the rent to own plan. had a large down payment though and interest rates are low
>>697101325
enjoy your c diff and dysentery
>>697101197
is there a problem with using it to masturbate though? because if not you haven't changed my mind. I do appreciate the concern though
>>697095900
I've thought about doing this sort of thing.
My ex wife was kind of mild in bed, but finally warmed up to the idea of not flushing after she pooped. I'd go in and do what I wanted.
Point is: you need to fill your wife in on what you like. Maybe she would be more accommodating than you think.
>>697101197
How about drinking your own urine then?
>>697101478
I'm sure jamming shit down your urethra isn't harmful.
>>697101492
yea, she knows what I like. she isn't comfortable with it. I don't want to push her for it. i think this way everyone wins.
>>697096895
also enjoy the remnants of the previous homeowners, contractors, dogs and cat stool, as well as other crazy nasty shit people flush down the toilet
Also, record it and post it on /b/ for posterity
>>697101595
I can't see it being much worse than anal sex...plus I can be sure to avoid jamming it down my urethra if I can see what I'm doing
>>697101756
start her off with some hot anal porn, then move to dirty anal and you can gauge her and see how you can escalate from there
>>697101756
She will simply not flush after she goes. She doesn't have to participate at all that way.
You need to give it a little more time and work on her. She'll end up doing it I promise. Plus you'd get to see exactly what it looked like when it came out of her, instead of all beat up after being flushed and retrieved.
>>697101197
>>697096441
>stealing her poopies
>poopies
HAHAHAHAHAHA HA AHHHHHAHAHAHHAH HAHAHA HAH HAAHAHA
>>697101918
Do you have anal while your wife is trying to shit? Do you duel with your dick against the turds pushing back? Probably not. Whenever my wife and I have anal there's zero shit involved or detectable anywhere.
>>697100818
How the fuck do you clean a turd?
Plumber here, if you wanted to catch wife's poopies, install a test t or clean out on the toilet branch she uses. Have it face downwards.
When wife is in bathroom, undo the cap, put a five gallon bucket up to it and wait for your tastes treats. If your arms get tired just yell up through the floor to hurry up and flush. Or whisper your kind words of encouragement.
>>697102188
I hear that. something about getting closer in time from when she pinched it off makes it better for sure. but believe me. 8 years I have hinted, asked and joked...I don't believe it will happen. it makes her uncomfortable thinking I am doing such things
>>697099273
Same! Only with a dude.
>>697102398
>>697102315
I have...mostly when she's drunk.
>>697102398
I meant clean the hell out of the pipes when I first move in.
>>697102467
hahaha. I like you.
>>697102569
kek
You'll destroy the pipes if they are made out of PVC
>>697101149
The only procedure you can follow to keep the mess down is to not do it.
>>697095900
There's not too many scat threads on /b/ anymore...
>>697101478
google fecal-oral transmission and don't assume it won't get under your fingernails
i am shocked you don't know about the dangers of your own fetish
>>697095900
OP, please just fucking kill yourself.
>>697102846
if there is section made to unscrew how am I going to destroy the pipes?
>>697103102
>>697095900
Dont feel bothered that you may seem weird. I sniff my gfs butthole all the time. When we fuck I wanna pull my dick from her fat pulsating meat hole and put it on her butthole to where the head of my dick sits on her lil wrinkled fart hole and have her fart on it. The thought of us taking a few seconds for her to squeeze some poop gas on my dick and resuming to fucking after, makes my dick throb like fuckkk man.........MUH DIK
>>697102242
kys
>>697103102
I know...it's unfortunate. it's god to know I am not alone as I know my fetish is pretty out there. tbh I wish I didn't have it...life would be easier
>>697102509
I say if you have access to the plumbing, get started on your project now.
BUT Never let that make you lazy about working on her to leave it for you. It will be a more enjoyable experience if you can get her to come around.
You talk about hinting and joking, but have you ever flat out asked her not to flush after she poops? I mean, there's a point where you gotta lay it out there, because she's not going to make any suggestions..
Are you familiar with her bathroom habits? Can you pretty much predict when she's going to go? I have another method I've used...
>>697103184
I think he's speaking about using starsan to clean the pipes, which wouldn't be good for the pipes. When I posted the picture I meant cleaning the turds with starsan, not the pipes.
>>697097857
That's not the kind of thing where someone would even be willing to do it on special occasions or something, you're either in to it or not. Very polarizing.
>>697103323
Same, my dude.
I know it's dangerous and unhealthy and I wish I wasnt afflicted... yet I still love poop and farts lol the look, the smell, the feel, and most importantly, who it came out of..
>>697103306
right on man! whats the point of sex if you don't push the limits a bit. Oddly enough girl farts don't do it for me, but I am all to happy to high five you over your own interests!
>>697103505
It is polarizing, but just ask her to please not flush next time she goes, and be serious about it. If she leaves it for you she is not participating. She doesn't have to be into it for that. You have a chance.
>>697103335
Please explain your method . I have flat out asked her to not flush before she goes to work. (I work from home) no dice
ok ive held myself from saying this but
I WANT FARTS AND POOP ALL ON MY BODY. POOP ON MAH BODY. FUCK I NEED DUH CACA POOPIES ALL ON MY SKINNN.
.........
there i said it
>>697103688
YES...the person who poops makes a huge difference. I thought about the fact that technically I would be able to access the poop of any good looking girl who happens to visit...but i don't know them or where they have been. my wife's poop turns me on like nothing else
>>697103939
Disconnect the chain in the toilet so it won't flush. She poops, can't flush, has to get to work. You get your poopies, and all is right in the world. The way I see it you only need one good poop since you're basically intending to use it as a lube. Just jerk off and when you're finished scrape off the shit into a cool whip or butter container and pop it in your special poopies fridge in the basement. Next time you need to fap with the brown ky just nuke the turd a few seconds and get to business.
>>697102467
>Or whisper your kind words of encouragement.
>>697104142
I should be able to help you out ;)
>>697104142
why hold back? you're anonymous. This is the first time I have spoken openly about this. being able to say it actually feels awesome. the thought of getting that fat turd just fresh from my wife's ass, pressing it against my hard cock...fuck, it's like christmas
>>697104545
Nothing says birth of our Savior like a good turd on the dick
>>697103939
This worked with my ex wife before I had really laid it all out there. It's an all or nothing thing, because you can't do this too often.. and it might not work if she's suspicious.
But just plug the toilet with tp when you know she usually poops. Make sure there is no plunger in there and she has to ask you for one. When she does, just tell her you'll take care of it.
I have a guy friend that I crushed on...we were playing GTA5 on his couch. He farted and a little later got up to get a drink. I...burried my nose in the cushion and got a niiiiiiicccee smell.
There. I had to get that off my chest
Its not only the poop aspect or the farting.
Its seeing this girl that I once considered so innocent and pure, seeing her so cute and dolled up all the time. And seeing that stained asshole, which in turn makes me see her in a different light, .........seeing that butthole recoil from a fart that exposes her to whom she truly is, its magical........
>>697104710
Kek
>>697104710
LOL FUCK YOU YOU'RE GOING TO HELL SO AM I FOR LAUGHING
>>697101197
It's okay if it's fresh. (And your wife isn't sick.) If the bacteria you were ingesting were in any way dangerous, your wife would already be feeling the effects. Indeed, sharing micro flora between two bodies might have some interesting health benefits, as your immune systems coincide together. Med fags should really look into this, considering our previous species lines included something similar to rabbits.
However, fishing it out of the sewage lines... come on anon. There's gotta' be a better way.
>>697095900
Been on /b quite a while and this rates up there...
>>697104758
I've done something like this once. it worked like a charm...but i can't do it more than once a year...maybe. she'd know something was up otherwise
>>697104848
If you're a girl, thats hot as fuck...if not...well good for you I guess. glad you had fun!
>>697101263
I need to know what fun you are going to have with the turd. Eat it? Smell it? Smoosh it? Stick it up your butt? I need ALL of the details
>>697105214
Guess I'll be a boner kill. I'm a dude..
>>697104999
I wish there were, really... best plan I have is to keep the ole pipes a clean as I can so as to only worry about her filth
Ae there any plumberfags here that can give op a detailed how-to? I need to know how to do this too..
>>697105438
yea not my thing. I am happy for you though! right on man.
>>697105320
Stick it my butt so I can poop a 2nd generation poop. I heard 6th gen poops open portals.
>>697105442
get a composter dipshit
>>697105029
Fuck you you little bitch. Go buy some school supplies, they're on sale you faggot.
>>697096490
neat anon
>>697104710
>>697105320
I have a scat fetish too, however I'm not OP. There are several things I like to do with it.
1. Use it as lube
2. Break it apart analyze it, smelling it as it comes apart.
3. Poop in a magnum condom and put my dick in it
4. Literally just hold it and jerk off (whenever I feel like not making a mess)
I might even find a sexy pic of the person and smell their poop and jerk off
Also, what I won't do: I don't eat poop. I also don't like it all over my body
here's a hint...
clean up the toilet with bleach .. then thoroughly rinse it ... then sanitize again with vinegar.... and when you are ABSPOLUTELY SURE it's clean as your wife's crystal wine glass, clean it one more time with vinegar and rinse thoroughly...
then...
shut off the water line to the toilet, and disengage the flushing mechanism..
VOILA!
Fresh steamy poop in a clean toilet that you can eat soup out of!
And you can assure your waifu that you will be sure to fix the toilet so it will be in "perfect working order" the next time she uses it
also post pix
>>697105320
i worry about the bacteria otherwise I would eat it.
my plan is to wait until she leaves for work, open up a video from santara scat or mistress t's devotion to my caviar, and slowly rub the turd on my dick listening to the videos imagining my wife saying those words. I don't want to rub it all in too hard right away because I love the look and feel of a well formed hard turd in my hand and against my dick. as I get more into it i will but more pressure on the turd agains my dick until it has mashed between my fingers. some will liely have fallen to the bottom of the tub (I'm in the washroom downstairs) i will likely pick some of the smaller bits up and stuff them into my own ass while stroking my shit covered dick slowly with her poop. (I don't think I would go this far but if there were more than one nice intact piece I would like to just hold it in my mouth while doing all this)
>>697105493
I'm not alone?!
>>697096895
This isnt how greentext works.
>>697105493
not hard. find this in your house, open it up, wait for poop
OP, take a pic of toilet branch line in basement and I will tell you if it's possible.
Plumber btw
>>697106153
Bake it into brownies. Use rawer ingredients over time, slowly gaining a tolerance for her delectable poo.
>>697105546
Thanks! If he found out I did that, he'd prob never speak to me again haha
I'm bi but huge into gay scat. The younger the better but I do like a stud in his mid-20s. :DDD shit on me daddyyy!
So grils who like guy scat turn you on?
I just want to shit on people
>>697106483
I can't get a pic. don't take possession till the 17th but it is very similar to >>697106428 only in black
put a white thin clear film wrapping the toilet, like suran wrap, then poor water on it to give the illusion that nothing is there after ur wife poops says, WAIT DONT FLUSH I GOTTA PISS, I DONT CARE IF I GOTTA PISS ON UR POOP I DONT WANA WASTE WATER, DO U WANT A HIGH WATER BILL? DIDNT THINK SO, now pull up the wrap throw it in the trash tied up, piss in the toilet, say u gotta take out trash and then u got urself some poopies
>>697106153
It will not hurt you if it's fresh and she's healthy. Seriously. Look up fecal microbiota transplant.
"A fecal microbiota transplant (FMT), also known as a stool transplant,[1] is the process of transplantation of fecal bacteria from a healthy individual into a recipient. FMT involves restoration of the colonic microflora by introducing healthy bacterial flora through infusion of stool, e.g. by enema, orogastric tube or orally in the form of a capsule containing freeze-dried material, obtained from a healthy donor."
You're welcome. Eat to your hearts content op!! :) I've eaten plenty.
>>697106776
Come on over pls
>>697106153
Thank you very much. Sexy. What is it about your wife making the poop that makes it so erotic?
>>697106886
The second part of me wanting to shit on people is I don't want them to like it.
>>697106641
yes, but to a much lesser extent than my like girl scat. if she were to ask me for it I would be down, but i'm ok not doing anything with my own poop
You're a sick bastard
>>697106982
I don't see how people don't understand fetishes....
Scat is humiliation. Like BDSM, scat is shameful and exposing. Like when people fart and afterwards say "sorry!" It's vulgar.
So like wanting to see a girl naked, we want to see a girl's poop. It's the idea of a perfect body and face humiliating themselves by pooping / showing their poop, their filth, their waste, and the smell is bad but that makes it even more humiliating. More good.
>>697106982
believe me or don't I know this is 4chan. but she is friggen gorgeous. a 10, and I feel like she is out of my league. I went through high school and was less than popular. so I guess I have this complex (Putting pretty girls on a pedestal.) that whole girls don't poop thing...and her spurning my advances to her poop only furthers that feeling. it's not that scat from other girls doesn't turn me on, but I love this woman. i feel good about the fact that it's hers. if it were some random i don't think I would feel that connection
>>697106847
You just saved my life :D
Op do you know any good torrent sites, or other ways to get content besides saving from tubes and openly available torrents? I've still never found a replacement for cheggit
>>697107667
That's one angle. Personally, I don't see it that way at all.
To me, her poop is just an extension of her body. It is her creation, her mark on the world, and carries with it the scent and flavor that nobody else in existence quite has. It's her biological signature, and she should be proud to be able to make such an evolved and wonderful poop. More so if it's thick, dark and healthy.
Far from being shameful, it's one of our species strongest attributes. Also, it's what separates us from the machines!
>>697107721
Thank you again. It's almost romantic
>>697107935
I go to eroprofile, motherless, Heavy-r, PooPeeGirls, and thisvidscat...they are all tube sites. sorry not too sure about torrents. I have emailed Mistress T regarding her making a VR scat video, she says she would approach hologirls vr if the money was right. if I was a wealthy man with no wife I would be invest in stuff like that.
>>697108426
hahah, i wish she felt that way. you liked my description of my plans did you? glad to help!
>>697108072
>Also, it's what separates us from the machines!
hahahaha
thanks for the laugh, OP
i am just a lurker, and have no interest in the same fetish as you, but you do seem genuinely nice, so i wish you the best with this!
>>697095900
Why involve plumbing at all? Just ask her to launch a sea pickle on your face
>>697108072
The way I look at it is in agreement with the way you look at it. Humiliation isn't a bad thing. Like nudity, smelly excrement is humiliating. But us with the fetish don't percieve it as a bad thing, we see it as beauty.
A beautiful woman exposes herself and we see it as beauty but she feels shame. Ever have a dream you were naked in public? I have. It's the minds way of expressing the feeling of embarrassment and shame. I have also had dreams of my poop being exposed in public and felt great embarrassment just like the dream about being naked
>>697108072
I like how people have different takes on it..
For me, it is humiliating to me, not her. Her waste is something I don't even know if I deserve.. i worship the most disgusting acts she performs. Her low is my high, etc.
This is the only way I've found myself to get into a submissive role, but it's very strong. I don't want to be abused, talked to mean, hit, etc.
>>697108811
I have....no dice
>>697096490
kek
>>697108956
Yea there are a lot of vids out there where the woman is being verbally abusive to her "Slave" I'm not a fan of those. I like it when the girl is clearly turned on by the whole exchange as well wet at the idea that she is pushing her turd into someones mouth
>>697108863
Fair enough. I recognize that the blushing, embarrassed thing they do over piles of their own making is definitely attractive. I guess I never considered that a woman could be both ashamed, and turned on about that. Hmm. You've given me much to think about, anon.
>>697108694
Yes:) Continue your pursuit of her poop, I feel it is a noble endeavor and it will bring you much happiness!
this is bait
>>697109195
you...you're a cool guy you are.
Slip her a bunch of laxatives in food/drinks. When she has her inevitable accident all over the floor pretend to slip and fall in it. Then just roll around, make poopy angels, throw it in the air and catch in your mouth, etc.
>>697109323
this is summer
>>697109441
lol after 45 minutes she may start asking questions
>>697109188
>that hemorrhoid
sauce!
>>697109611
College Girls Pooping
>>697109686
Tell me the names of some good legit paysites
>>697109686
thx fam
>>697109441
You are very good at visual description lol this just made a video in my head
>>697108072
sauce on the image??
>>697109809
Ooh fuck Google "Mia Roxxx" she takes the greatest shits
[email protected]
Hundreds and hundreds of GB. Some Jap pussy censored, some not. Lots of mfx. Anyone want to share?
>>697110380
Don't bother if you don't have anything.
>>697109809
This is Mia Roxxx
>>697106043
>>697111453
The more you know, right? Now you know how I like to pleasure myself with poop.
its crazy because there are women out there right now making a living off people like me by selling their poop and videos of them pooping online...women can literally live off of their shit.
>>697111738
Your own poop? I'm not into my own...but man if i were that would make everything so much easier
>>697111252
Right when that thing breaks off, I want to stick my tongue into her ass and eat the rest.
I'll check her out. I've got some faves of my own, but I'm not willing to post them here. I already posted my email if anyone is serious about sharing
>>697111805
It's a shame more women don't have similar fetishes and us men could sell our poop/underwear/cumsocks/pee-hole jammers/skidmarks online
>>697108072
For a while I couldn't quite get why I was into this shit (pun intended). But you kust pin-pointed it and now I don't feel as weird. I've never felt too weird tho I accept and embrace it. But no I would never ask my significant other to do it. Maybe but idk.
>>697109809
sppwd DOT blogspot DOT com SLASH search QUESTIONMARK zx EQUALSSIGN 583957c62848b691
Not pay site, and it's Chinese, but there's a LOT of content here. Git it while it's gud.
>>697111805
Just keep any hidden gems to yourself. Or at least don't post them here...
>>697111887
I can use my own, yeah. But I prefer someone else's
>>697096895
why not be up front with what you wanna do with her?
>>697112144
well i did, and if they aren't into it...it leaves you with insecurities. weather they have it in the back of their mind you are crazy
>>697103102
That was one yesterday. There's also this, sort-of: >>697109981
OP's probably in another thread completely unrelated like "Na I don't play with shit or anything"
>>697112263
He said he tried and she absolutely won't go along
>>697098070
>don't miss anything good
You are worse than those feet freaks
Been talking to op through this thread. Ex wife used to leave her stuff for me in the toilet even though she was very mild in the bedroom.
Anyone with some decent content email this throwaway email
[email protected]
Set the house on fire while she's taking a dump. Grab her and dash outside. When the fire department gets there slip a firefighter a $20 bill and have him rescue her sweet sweet poop babies for you. Just make sure he knows it's on the dl
>>697112144
It's a thing. Make her understand that it's not poop you're into. It's *her* poop. Nobody else's would do. To feel the warmth of her body off it, and share something so personal that nobody in the world could even guess what you two do behind close doors. It's both intimate, and risque on a very psychological level. Chicks are all about the mental / emotional parts of sex.
>>697112174
>EQUALSSIGN
>>697095900
The day your wife catches you fishing nuggets out of the sewer pipe in your basement like some sort of dookie demon you are gonna be minus a wife quicker than you can say oh o spaghettio's
>>697099273
You're going to get an infection and suffer a worst fate than chris chan
>>697113442
Kek
I can't imagine a better response to being caught elbow deep in shit. "uh oh spaghetti-o's"
>>697113442
Heh dookie demon
>>697113442
well, it could happen suppose. the washroom she will be using is three floors up. I would have plenty of time after the flush to accomplish my mission before she got to me, thats assuming she needed to come to the basement for some reason first thing in the morning. I on the other hand have a good excuse to be there. its the only other washroom and she was in the main one.
>>697095900
The first minute or so of this scene is you...sorry i didnt know where to make a webm video to make it a short clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6tER8h8s04
>>697113925
Have you thought about installing a removable filter, sort of like a net to catch the shit? Though there would be a problem if you preferred the more liquid stuff
>>697098928
This
This is beyond fetish, buddy. This is full blown mental illness. Like these transgendered fuckers. We get it--you're ashamed that you're gay and don't want to admit it.
> No, I'm actually a woman!
Whatever you say, faggot.
>>697097505
If your wife doesn't accept it, you shouldn't have married her.
This is basic shit op
>Op, you might get your hand stuck
>You're probably gonna get a disease/infection
>It will be embarrasing when your wife wonders why you smell like her poopies and gets mad sus
>she will find out
Go to church anon
>>697113748
See >>697106847
They will actually charge you huge amounts of money to make you swallow poop without ever experiencing the swallowing of the poop. It's a stool transplant. Any bacteria in fresh logs from your healthy girl might actually help your digestive system!
>>697114209
>>697100426
>>697102467
We went through this already
>>697099925
Im so mad that this is what went through my mind as I read the thread.
>>697114618
>shit
>healthy to eat
The fuck
>>697095900
Maybe you can start selling your wife's poop? What does she look like? If she's hot I might want to buy a turd of hers. The place to sell girl-turds on the internet is scatshop. You can have a girl-turd shipped right to your house. The best tasting girl-turds are from the model Loverachelle2.
>>697114336
Well, you didn't prove your point, and I disagree. It's just a fetish.
>>697115155
No, autistic kidseat and smear their shit. Stop acting like this is healthy op. Go see a therapist
Question for the plumbers or journeymen. Or..those Chosen Few, who have "been in the shit". Would the prize not be destroyed by the violence of the flush? OP, your wife's diet will impact the final results. If she eats decently, her brown gold will be soft and therefore easily turned to Doo Doo mashed taters. Game over, Man...Game over
>>697115067
Wait 'till you learn how rabbits digest their food. Life is a wonderful, strange place my friend.
This was fun until the plumbers left and the mental health experts arrived.
>>697115067
Look up stool transplant, faggot. Let wiki tell you
>>697115447
>comparing rabbits to a human
Humans dont live in the wild
>>697115289
>implying I said it was healthy
Also see >>697114618
Anyone who thinks that eating literal shit is good shoild not be allowed to breed, end of fucking story
>>697115635
This. We live in a completely separate dimension where animals and nature don't exist. Rabbits aren't real. Their digestion is irrelevant because it doesn't actually happen.
>>697115120
>The best tasting girl-turds are from the model Loverachelle2.
How do you know hers are the best tasting? You would have to have eaten poop from every girl on that site that sells her poop in order to compare. Also, the taste of the poop would differ depending on what the girl ate. Perhaps the turd you ate from Love Rachelle was good tasting because she ate something tasty prior to pooping it out but maybe the next time she poops she will have eaten at taco bell or white castle and it might not taste as good
>>697095900
>>697115983
Maybe they offer a dingle-berry sampler.
>>697115818
>Anyone who thinks that eating literal shit is good should not be allowed to breed,
I think you are getting your wish. I would guess most men with this fetish are nerdy guys who don't do well with women. They aren't fathering many kids. 99.9999999999% of black women are not into scat. They are pumping out babies.
>>697116445
They literally fuck only turds and 9 months later push another turd out of their gaping nigger portal. Of course theyre into scat. It's their entire life.
1. Do you have kids OP?
2. Are there any symptoms/hints yet that might indicate that they have a similar fetish?
If so, you should let them join you so that they could learn a thing or two about plumbing.
>>697095900
Honest to god I've done this. But only with the wife's sister ;)
>>697116445
Niggers are literally made of poop.
>>697117079
You stole your wife's poop with her sister as an accomplice?
>>697115983
She has the best attitude. You'll never understand until you just take a girl's gaping butthole and suck on it. But yeah, you can really taste a person's emotions and sense of being by putting the tail end of their metabolism into yours. Go figure right? It turns out that life forms are instruments designed to sense the activity of other life forms.
LoveRachelle's poop would, without a doubt, taste like happiness and promiscuity, and big ass cheeks.
>>697117475
>She has the best attitude.
It seems like a lot of them have a great attitude about pooping. Poo Alexa, Secretlover3, and Hotscatwife warm my heart with their openness to pooping and to guys masturbating to videos of them pooping and guys buying their poop to eat. Hotscatwife's husband certainly is a lucky man, she poops directly into his mouth whenever he asks her too.
>>697117475
When my ex used to leave hers for me, I would always think or say to myself, "This is so B***** (her name). It is 'her'. Its her x10. x100. x1000. The pure essence of 'her'. Very hot and very psychological. It's all about knowing where it came from.
>>697118214
I love hotscatwife but never noticed her unattractive thick ankles before.
>>697118471
Ryan is where it's at
>>697118607
>She's one of the most attractive models on that site and she's got a great personality but her turds tend to be messy. I'm a turd snob. I want sold thick non-wet girl-turds. Foxy J aka little momma's secret has birthed some wonderful thick girl-turds, but she doesn't seem to sell them
>>697119381
Ryan says the hottest things. She's the only one I've seen talk about her "feces". I love that. "Shit" too dirty I guess. I like "poop", or even better, "feces".
Get at me for real. Wanna trade? [email protected]
>>697119381
hey let's swap 1 for 1
>>697117003
No kids, I don't think I myself give any hits t the general public. teaching them about plumbing one days is always a good idea
>>697120718
got alexa, secret, ryan, more
>>697120974
Op? Are you ok?
>>697117355
Who is the chick
Goddammit you fags.
Anyone who wants to share, especially ss stuff, hmu [email protected]
>>697095900
Op litteraly eats shits, op's always a fag
>>697121249
hahah just re read. I am drinking tonight as my wife is away. hence my post. I have nothing else to do but talk about this. typed that last one without proof reading.
>>697121512
Jillian Jansen
I like Kate England I wish she'd do scat, I just modify interacial porn and pretend its poop
>>697095900
.....
>>697095900
Is that Kristen Bell?
She looks like shit.
>>697119381
Discernment is good. It's how, over the course of many generations, we breed out the best ability to poo that humanity has to offer. Men like us are unsung heroes, for without our discernment over a topic most want nothing to do with, our species wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom at all. Think about it--that's how evolution works. You wouldn't be able to do it, if *someone* didn't find it sexy in the past.
>>697122591
Lol, I remember you bud, you want humans to evolve to the point where girls will poop delicious cake icing
>>697096895
OP I have to know.... What do you do with the shit once you get it?
>have my fun
which is?
>>697122147
Thought you were. I went from zero to a pint of vod since you started this thread. Phone died and lost old twmp email.
[email protected]
I'll give you a solid one if you respond.
Push out that thick hard chocolate turd hunny. Get that thing outta ya butt. Can't walk around all day with poop in your butt
>>697123096
well i did address this earlier, my plan basically is to rub it on my erection possibly eat or at least put some in my mouth, and push some up my own ass while listening to a video from santara or mistress T (They do JOI scat videos) my intention is to imagine it is my wife giving me the JOI
>>697123364
>[email protected]
thanks but I'm alright. I have plenty of stuff to keep me happy, besides I don't have anything to trade.
>>697117355
>>697122250
>I just modify interacial porn and pretend its poop
>>697123570
Yeah, but not my thing, won't float my boat, I am turned on by the act of a woman pooping, and by the girl-turd itself. I know that that is not poop, it's nigger dick and nigger dick is the last thing in thing in the world I want and girl-turds what I want most in the world. can't fap to it but moar power to ya
>>697123796
rip in peace
>>697095900
op confirmed fag itt
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