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Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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FIRST
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>>697092409
I can see your underwear.
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another bump
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>>697092570
I DID IT
WOOHOO
and i forgot to sign

-meowbot
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>>697092409
Hello senpai, how are you? Didn't got the chance to ask back there.
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It's a brand-new thread!
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Still rolling for Remi tarot.
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>>697092746
Check em
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>>697092445

-Sweet Roll
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>>697092630
They're just bloomers, so it's fine.

>>697092699
I've bought myself some time to wriggle out of my financial difficulties, so I guess I'm doing alright.

I've been playing Stardew Valley again the last couple of days. It's so comfy!
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>>697092409
Depressed no girl will ever like me
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Your friendly neighborhood Blood God has arrived
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I kind of want to kiss Reimu on the tummy.. Doushio ?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10868235
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>>697093174
Why do you think no girl will ever like you?
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>>697093166

Ever thought of doing commissions? You can cash some extra money for a quick sketch.

I would pay for some cute art during our ice cream dates, haha.
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>mfw 6 beers a day for almost 2 year straight.
Fuuuuck, they weren't lying when they said it was hard. I didn't believe them...
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>>697093373
Because of my small penis.
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>>697093174
Uh? Why's that, anon?
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>>697093166
Bloomers are not ok.
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>>697093214
BUD FOR THE BUD GOD

>>697093258
She'll probably let you, watch this

>>697093373
HAY RAYMOO CAN TOUCH TUMMIEZ?
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>>697093261
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And now I have to go! Bye imoutos!
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>>697093597
Bye~
-Azazel
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>>697093415
Oh, really? I've thought about it before, but I never feel like I'm good enough. At least at drawing the kinds of things people want, like anime fanart and stuff like that. I'm okay at it, but I always just feel "okay" no matter how I improve.

>>697093258
S-sou desu...
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I'm on vacation and there's some hot sisters staying at my Resort. How should I make a move?
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>>697093485
But ya boy, some girls would be into that shit, femdom, SPH time stuff mate.
>>697093523
You're right, they're more than OK, they're fantastic.
>>697093583
OK, where's the fucking off switch on you, is it your armpits? I don't see the Bohr model hydrogen atom, how do I shut you down you're being autistic again
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>>697093597
Bye Vert! You still are the best goddess.... pffft, after me that is.
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>>697093489
I really don't remember but it might be because I'm missing an eye I try to hide it with my hair
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>>697093583
I'm ok with some alcohol but I prefer blood

-Azazel
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>>697093583
I could go for yours instead !
>>697093730
>Lifts your shirt and kisses your tummy
boo~
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>>697093485
How small is it?

>>697093523
They cover a lot!

>>697093597
Goodbye, onee-chan. Sorry we didn't get to talk more!
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>>697093774
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>>697093774
Well of course you should. Probably on just one of them, though.

>>697093889
>*squirms and giggles*
Teehee!
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>>697092409
Hey there.hope you are well. Me personally am unable to sleep and it is making me crazy... ,
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>>697092409
*Reimu i need your help and i need it fast! I had trips in your previous thread and i want to gift them to >>697092746 but i don't know how to do it.*
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>>697094122
^^
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>>697093938
Ha, granny panties.
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>>697094122
Of course I'm targeting one, but I need tips on the intro
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>>697093261
>looks at the option with the most votes
Hmm, how many nights of rest does that get you? All the inns I've stopped by have some retarded currency that's literally called "Gold" but JRPG's are great, I love it.
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>>697093730
More than the fan art itself what people looks for its for personalized artsy stuff, so if you can catch what exactly someone want and deliver it, you will be good at it.

Also, you dont lose anything by having it as a side proyect while you focus on other stuff.
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>>697093856
WEED YOU FOOL

>>697093889
Ye sure no problem

>>697093787
You made another poll I do not approve of. You must now commit Suwako.
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>>697093787
>>697093523
Blue man is right, but Parsec is biased because she wears bike shorts

>>697093830
>>697093597
There's alot of nepping going on here. How long have I been gone?
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>>697094281
>Licks a small circle around your bellybutton and gives your tummy a quick kiss
t-thank you
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>>697094333
Sonya!
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>>697093485
You are not me kek
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>>697094281
Na don't like weed, I like blood

-Azazel
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>>697094281
no no no he needs to commit honorabru mitsubishi

>>697094333
too long
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>>697094147
Have you tried melatonin?

What about shutting off all your electronics with screens at least an hour or two before bed? Your night time activities should be mostly quiet, sort of boring things that won't stimulate you too much, and screen light signals your eyes and brain to wake up almost like sunlight does. Try reading a book or something like that!
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>>697094333
Looks like 5 days. I think.
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>>697093835
I believe there are some fetishists willing to pay a lot to lick an eye socket, pretty interesting, isn't it?
>>697093774
By doing the ultimate question of course, this is granted to make moist every girl in one mile radio, first you say, "Hey" and then follow up with... "Do you like... memes?".
Guarenteed this will get you laid.
>>697094147
Any reason in particular might be disturbing your sleep?
>>697094333
Hi, Sonya-chan.
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>>697094120
Huh that's pretty good.

>hey let's not Muk about, I wanna get into some Mankey business with ya
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>>697093485
Proof he is not me
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>>697094281
Is it because your precious fuckin' armpits weren't in it, and you'll die if they don't receive attention?
>>697094333
Checked, I say this post is cute.
>>697094412
>>Licks a small circle around your bellybutton and gives your tummy a quick kiss
Heh, more like 'draws a small circle around your forehead' am i right
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The stress of this trip sure is making depression hit hard, I hope it dissipates after it

So how is everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll
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Ive been with a girl for 9 years now. I dont know if I should stick with her because we are mostly compadible and comfortable in the relationship or should I take a risk and find something new with more passion.

Its kinda comming down to do i wife and kids her or try to find something better.
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>>697094665
You're a good lil rascal, and you're adorable, don't let anyone tell you different.
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>>697094624
Oh okay. Well, what's your answer then? Why do you think no girl will ever like you?
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>>697094333
Best assassin +1
Motherfucking bicycle shorts +1

>>697094651
YES

>>697094457
Empty reply indicating I read your message
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>>697094473
>Honorabru mitsubishi.
I'm going to sue you, Chief, i want my sides back.
>>697094731
Why not making your current relationship more passionate? Stick with her, anon, if she has been with you for 9 years, she is very loyal, and those ones are a keeper.
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>>697094417
Hikari!

>>697094473
Sounds like you missed me

>>697094559
Sounds about right. You efg now?

>>697094570
Aloha

>>697094651
The trips add to the cuteness

>>697094897
You're starting to grow on me
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>>697094801
- I'm missing an eye
- I visit rekt threads alot and get called a psychopath
People prejudge me alot
and the girls in my college don't like "nerds!
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>>697094897
Fine, then I'll write a poem for you.
If you don't appreciate it, your parents will call you up just to tell you that they're dissapointed in you, because my poems are good fuck you.
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>>6970094784

Thanks Blue

You are the best member of Watchmen

-Sweet Roll
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>>697095042
I missed you more than Chief did!
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>>697095042
Nah, just picked one of many.
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>>697095042
yes because we need to do drunk fortress again

>>697095115
i can believe it
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>>697092409
*Can i prove i had trips with this screenshot i took? If so, i want to give them to >>697092746 *
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>>697092409
Hey OP, my name is Tim, what's my future hold?
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>>697095050
So what? I help people and i get called sociopath~
Don't let people get under your skin, anon.
And besides, the girls in your college aren't the only girls that exist, you know, anon?
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>>697095042
Kill Me Baby was amazing. It was like an anime Beavis and Butthead.

>>697095053
Nah it's cool, how bout you get some new bluefag pics instead? Spice up your posting or whatever.
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>>697094731
Well, the passion can fade in any relationship, and it can be rekindled too. If you don't think you can be happy with what you have, move on... but if you think it's worth working for, work to make it better.

It's a choice only you can make, unfortunately. Just know that the goal of most serious relationships is to find someone to build a life with, someone compatible who'll be there for you no matter what.
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>>697095366
Yes but they're the only girls I can approach with a reason in school it's easy to talk to people but if I went to a public area I wouldn't know how to start a conversation
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>>697095313
>Tim ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "30".
apparently bad luck with money

>>697094984
pls no reimu doesnt pay me so i cant pay for it
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>>697094984
Unfortunately sometimes I dont find her that sexually attractive sometimes. And I always have to be careful not to hurt her during normal sex, and she cant keep up with me. It's hard sometimes, but it would be cool to be as sexual as I am.
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>>697095639

I know that feel, mate

-Sweet Roll
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>>697095647
>apparently bad luck with money
that's wrung true so far ;_;
any good news?
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>>697095053
O Seija
O Seija
Wish I were
Beside 'ya
When I saw you, I thought
That beauty is not
Like anything my old soul has seen
It tears me apart
It does break my heart
That you're such a damn fag and I can't
Be with you for life
Through joy and through strife
But your armpits, they smell
Worse than the depths of hell
And frankly, I think that you're crazy
You sport some cute horns
You like lezbo porns
But as a cat, you're nothing but lazy
So please, do not cry
The same, I shall try
For together we simply can't be
With a pet of your tail
With a scratch of your ears
I look in your eyes, see my dreams and my fears
We must say goodbye
I think you know why
Seija, it's because you're an autist.
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>>697095559
Oh, i forgot about my GETs before, hmm. Could i get some fortune telling? Maybe something about more kissers or something else in our 2nd date? :)
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>>697095559
Read
>>697095834
The plus side is she is very easy to live with pleanty of space, no to low pressure, we have things in common. I just dont want to commit and feel like I missed out
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>>697095115
I missed you more than everyone! ...no offense to everyone

>>697095177
Checked. You and your shapeshifting ways

>>697095206
Hell yes. Drunk fortress 2 is always fun. Might have to be either very soon or in afew weeks, cuz im traveling for work

>>697095476
Agreed. The humor is fantastic. It does remind me alot of some cartoons
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>>697095050
The right girl for you is out there somewhere among the 3.5 billion. No amount of difficulties will make it impossible for you to find someone, even if it takes a long time. The trick is to be patient and never give up, while working to be a person who can be happy all on his own. Happy, confident and well-balanced people who have interesting things going on in life, regardless of a relationship, are the ones who attract others naturally.

>>697095254
Sure, sure. Is Remilia even here though? How do I give a reading to someone who's not here?
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>>697095999
Glad I'm not the only one
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>>697095999
CHECK EM
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>>697095639
*Cough cough (dating websites) cough*
I mean, pleople who have some troubles engaging in converstions on public (who even does that anymore, right?) use them, and tend to be less prejudicial. Why not giving it a try?
>>697095834
>Be careful not to hurt her.
Wew anon... anyway, yeah, that could be an issue but remember, 9 years... 9. That's a helluva lot of time, and, there are others way to get sexual pleasure as well, you know?
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>>697096039
i would ask the cards but i dont have a deck, gonna have to ask reimu about that
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>>697096232
I am alot better at talking online
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>>697095476
The reason I didn't have very many pics is because I didn't use fanart pics, only images from the actual comic book and movie.
But, I see what you're getting at. I hope you like the poem you autist
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>>697096271
You can have some blood

-Azazel
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>>697096124
Remi disappeared, and I just wanted a tarot to see how they might do in their future..or if they might come around again. Even just one card, maybe.

Thanks again, >>697095254
I owe you.
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help me out nigga
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>>697096086
Gotta keep it fresh. And #trigger some people's autism.
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>>697095999

I would like a reading, please

Just to have at least an estimate of how next week will play out

-Sweet Roll
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>>697096124
*Actually she is not here at the moment, i think you'll have to do it based on what Hikari will tell you.*
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>>697092409
hey OP my name is Rob what is in it for me for the future?
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>>697096481
Are you talking to me?
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>>697096319
See? Keep in mind, if you happen to follow my advise and getting tinder or something, remember to be honest, lies are really pointless anyway. (The eye thing.)
>>697096468
What's wrong, my negro?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYMXafe60LU
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>>697096773
holy fuck that pic my sides are in orbit
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>>697096232
Her lady bits are fragile, Im not violent or into strange stuff she just cant handle long sex. Im also her first partner so combine inexperienced with strict catholic up bringing had yet to yeald any new growth in her sexuality.
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>>697096371
uhh thanks?

>>697096578
>Rob has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "55".
according to the fortune cookie you will have good luck in the future
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>>697092409
Reading/cookie for Daniel?
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>>697096773
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>>697096084
Sexual compatibility is important to a relationship as anything else. If there's no other compromise you can both make (like switching to polyamory or something) then you might be right.

>>697096075
Hmm... let's see what the cards say...


>The Last Judgment
Satisfactory outcome to a specific matter.

>Ace of Wands
An exciting new project or career. The essence of fire, creativity, inventiveness, ambition and enthusiasm.

>Ten of Cups
>Good reputation and honour, true friendship and happy family life.

Well, the last two are sort of unrelated, but it does say you'll have a satisfactory outcome to a specific matter... hmmm...
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I'm going to a summer camp to be a camp counselor for a week tomorrow. The kids are from China and don't speak English. I need advice
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>>697096931
Mmmh, honestly, i think you should stay with her, but that's everything i can say, the decision is up to you to make, anon.
>>697097048
Daniel has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "29".
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>>697097048
>Daniel has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "29".
good luck for you too daniel
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>>697096358
I'm probably the only one that cares, but yeah.. Don't like seeing the same pics every thread.

Poem was meh.
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>>697097146
Google translate saves lives, even if it's not perfect. Alternatively, see if one of the kids knows at least some english and can translate for you.

Or, just go with the tried and true "charades" method.
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>>697097315
HA! SUCK IT CHIEF!
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>>697096138

In fact, I can barely talk to anyone in public, not even my family

Don't overthink the conversation, I overthink and it leaves me blank, trying to find the best possible route while the person I'm talking to grows impatient

I don't know if that will help, but its a suggestion

-Sweet Roll
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>>697097075
Hello again! Hope everything's going better. -AKD
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>>697096086
Whoa whoa, now I think I'm back to being terrified again! I'm used to showering people with unwanted attention, not receiving attention.
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>>697097409
m8 i only confirmed that he has good luck
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>>697092409
Holy fucccck... your socks are so amazing... can i have them?
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>>697096420
Ooh, I see... I'll do that, then!

>Knight of Pentacles
An impassive, indifferent and stoical person, who does not always appreciate the feelings of others. A very traditional person who is clever in monetary affairs and patient.

Sounds like Remilia, all right.

>Knight of Cups (Reversed)
Unreliability and recklessness. False promises.

Ah... that doesn't sound good.

>The Star (Reversed)
Stubbornness. Unwillingness or inability to adapt to changing circumstances and accept the opportunities it may bring. Lack of trust and self-doubt. Obstacles to happiness.

Sorry, Hikari-chan... I wish it was better news.
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>>697092409
>Anonymous 07/29/16(Fri)22:27:19 No.69
i broke it off with my wife of 6 years, what do?
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>>697097469
Thanks but it's hard not to think because i don't even know what to say to them
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>>697097075
Seems like the fortune is on my side in this one, neat.

So if it was a kiss in our first date, what comes in the 2nd? Kinda feeling lucky.
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>>697097316
Seija, if you don't say it was the best poem in the universe, I'm going to cry!
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>>697097057
>the truth lives to be deciphered...

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>>697092409
What's up, Reimu-chan?
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>>697097738
What do you think of these?
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>>697097850
It was the best poem in the universe. Before like, other poems were made.

Nice pecs.
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>>697095999
>>697096481

I would like a reading, please

-Sweet Roll
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>>697097303
>>697097075

Thanks guys ill give it more thought.

Might as well ask for a reading/telling lol
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>>697097756
That's...ahh, I was really hoping there would be something positive so I could hope even if they disappeared forever, they could at least find happiness.

It doesn't appear that the fortunes are on Remi's side, though.

Thanks for the reading, Reimu. I appreciate it.
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>>697098131
I loooove them. I want to make love to them. More?
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>>697097756
Missssss Reimu, when you're finished with the fifty other requests before me, could you please hook me up with a tarot reading? Of course, I do recognize that I ask for one in like every thread, so if you'd rather not, I get it.

Cashing in:
>>697095177
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I need some sleep, night everyone

-Azazel
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>>697098131
those are adorable, you have the best taste
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>>697098131
Hnngh guh, socks, feets~
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>>697098452
Gnite bud god
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>>697098400
The attention you've given doesn't seem unwanted... And don't be terrified. You're gonna receive attention, and you're gonna like it! Annnd, did something happen to Remi?

>>697098420
You freeloader. I got a get too, though. Not sure how I feel about asking for a fortune right now.
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>>697098420
#420 blaze it
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>>697098420
>420 GET.
>>697098364
No problem anon!
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>>697092409
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>697098881
well, the thread's dead, baby, so you might as well jump on the fun train and see what pulls into the station.
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>>697098881
>You're gonna receive attention, and you're gonna like it!

Ahhhh~! Now I need to hide behind Auntie Reimu.
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>>697099488
But, I just got here.
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>>697099595
So it's all your fault then. GG
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>>697099557
*Threatens*
>>697099595
Sup, Tanuki Lady~
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>>697099744
Fuck.

>>697099846
Sup, Nep.
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>>697097146
How did you end up being assigned that job without a reliable way to communicate with the kids?

>>697097509
Things are okay. Not good, but not terrible. Thanks for the well wishes, though!

>>697097820
Hmm... I wonder~ What would you consider a lucky end to a second date?

>>697098086
Just the usual! What about you?

>>697098203
>The Lovers
Some form of test about commitments, and possibly a struggle between two paths.

It seemed like you were already having that, but it seems it won't stop even though you've made up your mind.

>Ten of Swords (Reversed)
Only an illusionary lifting of burdens or release from afflictions as suffering will continue.

>The Hierophant (Reversed)
Unconventionality and rejection of family values.

>>697098400
Mm, I'm sorry. If it helps at all, I got the impression that the entire reading was about her situation in regards to coming back-- not whatever comes afterward. So it's possible that she could still be happy, it just sounds like there are some things she needs to sort out.

>>697098420
I wonder how many ways the cards will have to say it before you're satisfied? Well, the rules are the rules.

>Ten of Pentacles
Emotional and financial stability. Family fortunes, inheritance and prosperity that has been built up and handed down over the generations.

>Two of Swords (Reversed)
reachery, violence, willful misguidance and misleading advice, betrayal, trickery and deceit.

>The Moon
Inability to see things clearly sometimes resulting in personal depression. Losing control of one's daily life.

>>697098568
>>697098608
D'aww, thank you~

>>697098410
Maybe in a while when I'm not so swamped in reading requests!
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>>697099846
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>>697100023
Listening to a new band I heard this weekend called Mechina. The best way to describe them is that they're basically space metal.
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>>697100023
I eagerly await more socks!! Please dont let me down!
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>>697099744
>>697099488
Raking them iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin, baby!
If it wasn't clear before, it's #OmegaTime now.

>>697100109
Same.

>>697100023
They seem to say something different every time though. Especially recently, when they've been kind of obscure. Or unable to penetrate my denseness. So I'm really just trying to see if more readings might help me see what the fuck is gonna happen, cause some of that shit seems foreboding.
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>>697100023
Oh hey, i dont know, your shrine looks comfy.
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>>697100278
Like a spaceship or something then?
>>697100461
ME 2!
>>697100109
Keep them coming, anon.
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>>697100693
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>>697099506
You can run, but you can't hide!

>>697099488
The thread was always dead...or, cursed. Close enough
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>>697100787
It was lit earlier, fam.
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>>697100023

That sounds very VERY ominous, but, it sounds like it would be true

-Sweet Roll
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>>697100278
Where's the flip metal?
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>>697101010
I think you're going to come into conflict with your family more and more as time goes on, is what it means. Something might happen on this trip that sets it all into motion, or maybe it already was in motion and this will just exemplify it.
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>>697100580
>>697100693
Have a listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFDnHgv9O4

>>697101165
I think that might actually be a genre.
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>>697100638
Thanks! I try to make it as comfy as possible, anyway. It's nice when people notice!
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>>697101310
I don't like it. I'll better stick with the classic ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qclDfyIdMDk
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>>697100787
What if I hide, but don't run?
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Au~ Greetings, humie things! How are you all doing?
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>>697101586
Fuck yo trains, nigga.
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>>697101659
Hiding in the open... It might be bold enough to work!

>>697101579
I refuse to believe you cleaned the shrine. Who'd you get to do it? Kasen? Suika?
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>>697097772
check em
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>>697102066
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>>697101579
The shrine does seem like a nice place. You must run a tight ship, Raymoo

>>697101659
Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. That throws a wrench into things...

>>697102010
Hey bunbun
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>>697101579
Can i stay for the night? Ill double the icecream for our 3rd date ^^
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>>697102066
Yo, pay some respect to the classics.
>>697102010
Hello there.
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I love socks. Anyone else here wearing socks tonight? :3
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>>697097772
>>697102153
So close but so far.

Well, I'd say you should give yourself some time to sort through the emotions that are no doubt going to plague you for a while. There's no avoiding them, you just gotta let the process happen and feel what you feel.

Then, you work toward rebuilding your life. Pursue your interests and goals, expand your horizons, and after some time has passed, try to get back into the dating game if that's what you want. For now though, I'd focus on friends and the aspects of your life that don't involve romance.

>>697102010
Now there's a tummy worth kissing.
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>>697102521
Socks are heresy and should be stripped and incinerated.
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>>697102010
This time, I brought you an earth flower, love.

>>697102077
It's totally working~

>>697102283
How about we take a chocolate milk break instead?
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>>697102656
Shh. Always with your anti-sock propaganda. Stop it.
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>>697102077
It was Bell~

>>697102283
Thank you!

>>697102308
Mm, sure, I guess that'd be okay. I've got some guest futons in the other room that I usually lend out to people who are passing through.
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bump
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>>697101304

Well...

I hope it doesn't come to that

Maybe it won't happen, it is just an estimate

I can hope that something will happen that can either stop me or my family from going

Maybe me just sitting around, not doing much (what I did last time), won't cause that scenario, or it might just be it's exact catalyst

I just have to hope that luck will be on my side and hope that fate will not be cruel

-Sweet Roll
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>>697100023
That makes a lot more sense when you put it that way. Oh well.
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>>697103008
Oh oh oh, i gotcha. So you not only kiss on your first date, but you take them back to your place on the 2nd. hehehe
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>>697102656
Are you the hand fetishist? If so, you're a weird motherfucker. If not, you're probably still a weird motherfucker.


>>697102847
You're a weird motherfucker too, but I can get on board with this sock thing. Thigh highs save lives.
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Just had pizza, I feel alot better
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>>697103697
Socks here. Yes, im weird. Very weird. But not maliciously weird. I just love socks.
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>>697102656
>Not accepting socks as your gods and saviours.
... heaten.
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>>697103697
Wat

>>697103966
I'm not aware of any medicinal values of pizza.

>>697104105
Just asking to be flipped.
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>>697102811
Chocolate milk break sounds good to me. You have good taste

>>697102656
I dont want to drive a wedge between our newfound alliance, but socks are pretty great. Your feet are nice too, though

>>697103966
You look like Makoto, but you're not Makoto. All you animu girls look the same
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>>697092409
Any advice would be nice. Life's going a little TOO well
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Good evening. Well, morning as of one minute ago
I'd like a fortune telling, not sure what I'm supposed to for that.
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>>697103413
What's important to consider is that the conflict might be necessary for a greater good it could bring to your life. When you're talking about tarot readings and predicting the future, it's safe to say nothing happens for no reason or just to be cruel. There's always a lesson, something that needs to be improved, and sometimes conflict and "bad stuff" is the only way it can happen. There's no growth without some suffering here and there.

>>697103601
Mm.. Who knows, maybe if she works through whatever made her disappear in the first place, she will come back some day. The future is always changing based on how we react to the present, the tarot just gives us the most likely outcome based on how things are going right now.

>>697103645
You're the one who asked! It's not like you're staying in the Shrine Maiden Suite with me-- wouldn't wanna be considered a slut, after all~
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>>697104236
I was in a strange crappy mood of self worthlessness but after eating pizza I feel better

>>697104392
That's the joke
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lewd pics of 2hu go
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>>697104236
>She even flipped the text
>>697104398
Are you afraid of everything going downhill from now, right?
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>>697104454
You either get dubs or trips for tarot, or you provide a name for a fortune cookie!
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>>697104392
Thighhighs, kneesocks, stockings, etc excluded. I'm just talking about normal socks. They suck.
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>>697104464

Okay then, then I'll take that reading, the trip, and what will unfold there with a grain of salt

>Like, a big grain
>Maybe a huge one

-Sweet Roll
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>>697104464
Am i not? But the cards said i would be successful, hmm... I think you need to do an exception on this one, you know, for the cards and all...
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>>697104741
Hmm... Rolling for a get, but in case that doesn't happen, I'll go with a fortune cookie. And the name'll be Saph. If that works anyway.
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>>697102283
Hai~
>>697102354
Hi.
>>697102596
Wha!
*blush..*
>>697102811
Ah~
*huggles you up close*
Here.. I have chocolates for you.
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>>697105077
>Saph has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "20".
your fortune cookie is already working
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>>697104959
Oh, you never know. You might have changed your luck for the worse by pointing it out the way you did! Heehee.
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>>697104392
You like chocolate milk too? You're now my new friend!

>>697104464
Maybe some day. I don't think I can be as optimistic.
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>>697104840
Oh, now i understand your philosophy, i totally agree.
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I should definitely get in on these threads more often
Seems like a pretty good time
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>>697105487
Are you wearing socks?
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>>697105077
Wow, that's some luck.

For your tarot reading, would you like me to do a general prediction? Or is there a question you have in mind for the cards?

I can also focus on a specific aspect of life but still keep it sorta general, like love, finances, careers, or whatever.
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>>697105487
MOFU MOFU
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>>697105654
Ja
Why?
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>>697105487
Please feel free to join us anytime you want and welcome as well.
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>>697105420
Oh, so we weren't friends before huh?

>>697105286
Oh hai

>>697104466
Hilarious.
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>>697105796
Because i love socks and would like to see yours, if thats ok...
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Am I on time?

-Kotori
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>>697105356
Now you are just playing with the anon who gets you ice cream for free!

But ill be nice and ill stay on my futon, i guess, who knows, maybe not.
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>>697105718
General prediction, please. I'm not looking for any specific thing.
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>>697105927
you were hit by the curse to be late
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>>697105893
We're totally friends..I-I meant good friends!

-Hikari
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>>697105926
Now you're just being creepy
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>>697106273
No im not. Why do you say that? Im just being honest...
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>>697106343
>>697106343
>>697106343
~Reimu
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>>697105927
You're completely late.

Post in the new thread here

>>697106343
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>>697106394
Honesty is appreciated... on certain situations, anon.
~Neptune
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