anyone know what this is?
it looks like a tool or something but not sure. f
>>697092003
MY GOD MAN YOUR THUMB
Could be an extremely used file.
Why did you pick it up with your left foot?
>>697092141
Its his foot.
>>697092141
i think thats a foot
>>697092141
"thumb"....
>>697092003
that is a foot anon
Are you a double arm amputee or some shit?
Use your hands you savage
>>697092003
I think I am crazy enough to think it's a foot
>>697092003
Some kind d of tool
Old timey solder iron
>>697092211
Both my feet are on the ground
>>697093854
Fuck you, it's obviously a finger box repair tool.
>>697093854
fuck off you aint fooling anyone, and its probably a dildo
>>697092003
Lmfao.
>>697092003
It's an old school cock tensioner
>>697092003
looks like the knives you use to give cows pedicures
>>697093854
put your hand out flat faggot
>>697092003
>>697093854
your right foot is definitely on the ground in that first picture
what the fuck
also it looks like an old rusted woodworking tool, for shaoing maybe idk
>>697092003
Literal basement dweller.
show thumb
>>697093854
Dis gun be gud.
>>697093854
THIS IS NOW A THUMB THREAD
Thumb pic or gtfo
>>697093854
What the fuck what is that black spot on your floor
>>697092003
>>697093854
The tool might be the least interesting thing in this picture.
>tfw you see a thumb the size of your cock
??
T
H
U
M
B
>>697094561
Why are you holding it with your foot?
What is it
>>697094561
It's not true unless it makes you laugh!
>>697094561
kek
>>697092003
sTRAIGHT EDGE RAZOR.
>>697094874
Don't cut your thumb.
If trips, OP cut his thumb with that thing.
I want to know what it is
>>697095322 ...
... it´s this moron: >>697094874
>>697095283
rolling
>>697092003
Dick Shaver.
>>697095283
rolling
>>697094344
Haha I get it, big thumb, can we please get back to the tool thing
>>697095826
It's a thumb cutter, and you're gonna demonstrate...
>>697095283
BECAUSE OF MY TRIPS
This reminds me of the /tv/ ogre hands thing.
post pic of hand pls
>>697095438
Great thanks
>>697095826
THE THUMB
>>697093854
hey howtobasic im such a fan
Whole hand or fuck off
>>697092003
Do you happen to own a copy of Fury Road?
>>697092287
>>697092306
>>697092310
u got b8ed
Can someone post the ogre thing?
the ogre thing
>>697092003
sup shrek, how's your basement?
Go to bed Jeremy
>>697096650
>>697096775
>>697092003
>Shrek here, GIVE MI BAK MI TOOL FELLOW OGRE
Sup /b/, why don't you own one?
>>697096900
>>697097000
Dog feet?
>>697097000
newfag.
>>697095826
You have been mocked upon your whole life because of your big ass thumb, and yet you come here where no one gives a shit about anyones feelings and you expect someone to tell your mutated ass what use for is the tool you found in mom's basement?
>your thumb is love
>your thumb is life
If screen cap there is, put me in the screen cap
T H U M B
H
U
M
B
include me in the screenshot /r/4chan
>>697097308
This guy has it right
>>697095826
Can you give me a better picture of the tool?
>>697095826
I thought it was a dick before I clicked it.
op t's probably an ancient dildo, lick it and taste to see if it is
>>697096149
please dont remind me
requesting op post a picture of both feet and one hand. palm up. other hand is obvs to take the picture.
both feet flat on the ground, one hand palm up.
op it's probably an ancient dildo, lick it and taste to see if it is
>>697098348
>>697098304
shit i posted twice
>>697092003
>>697093854
>>697094561
>>697095826
>>697096956
I've seen the ogre hand the first time, with the Fury Road, the digging, the laptops, the onions in cages hanging from the ceiling. Now you're asking us about tools you've found in your dungeon?
It sort of looks like an old Farrier's hoof knife.
YOU HAVE THE TOE THUMBS GEORGE CONSTANZA WARNED US ABOUT
>>697097585
Me too
Holy Moly, thats a cool lookin hand you got feller
Fuck that blade shit. We want to see the enitre hand.
Came from another thread from some emo hoe selling her nudes for tree fiddy.
SCREENCAP ME NUDE
waiting until this thread dies so i can screenshot
Here a partial picture, don't expect anymore you assfucks
le meme :^)
>>697099410
I want that thumb in me.
>>697099410
looks shopped, can you take a pic with hand around dick?
Here is the TOOL, can anyone idenitfy it
>>697099410
-insert in pooper-
>>697098459
The laptops the owners gave him lol. I remember.
>>697099410
>>697099410
CHOP THIS HORROR OFF RIGHT NOW, YOU MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE AND OURS
>>697099410
>>697099410
jesus christ.
>>697099633
The only tool around here is that thumb.
>>697099633
Its a Razer, sir Shrekington
>>697099410
why do you have feet on your hands
>>697099410
>>697099410
Holy shit
tf
>>697099410
IS THAT THING EVEN OPPOSABLE??!?!
>>697099410
What the fuck am I looking at?
OP here, my work area
>>697099410
Dont feel bad OP, in this place we are all assfucks, even you and your hand.
OH GOD NOT ANOTHER OGRE BOY!
>>697099410
>>697099800
LMAO
Show us your face!
>>697099633
it's an ancient thumb removal saw used to cut off people's lizardman appendages in hopes to stop the transformation without ending the person's life
>>697100198
WHAT DO YOU WORK ON!?
>>697100198
What exactly do you do there? Bombs or something?
>>697092003
Toool for makiniggg stained glass
(Sorry typing eith ttoes)
>>697099410
ITS LITERALLY A BIG TOE
HOW CAN YOU HAVE GENETICS THIS BAD?
>>697100198
>>697100417
are you ISIS?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>697099410
Haha.
Get help.
>>697099410
TOEMB
T
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M
B
>>697100415
Captured maidens
Please include me in the screencap
Epic bread
>>697099410
Ivr seen finger toes but my first time seeing toe fingers
Top. Kek.
>>697099633
its a piece of tube hammered flat and put into a file handle with a random stop added.
It's obviously a tool made to do whatever specific job the maker had intended. It's never going to be a ratcheting spanner, so just stick it up your arse or find a use for it or something.
Oh wait, no. It's actually a ballistic missile test tool, my bad.
Any of my colleges knows how to cure this poor man? I suggest fire
>>697099410
SOMEBODY
It's a
Still here!?
Extra disperse measure ordered...
Disperse any organized attempt of thought or discussion ... Operation success
//
Updated
Lol at how janitors can't even recognize dispersment threads.
It's not hard to see the active effort of paid people shit-posting to keep /b/ from actually realizing whatever weird potential it has and get organized.
All religion/race/political/loli/fluffy/you've-busted-by/die-in-your-m/waifu/ sleep/cigarette75/omgMyfriendStory threads are categorically examples of the pasta used to dilute what little insight /b/ is capable
Basically I'm saying how isn't there a content filter list at least at the userlevel of content we can auto filter out, with the ability to share lists and really keep the obfuscatory forces from obfuscating hokum
You're playing yourself if you don't realize this shit
Copy and paste and let's do this thang
Disperse
>>697092003
Looks like a straight edge for shaving. Buts it's thin...
>>697101161
ONCE TOLD ME
submitted post to r/4chan if anyone wants to see
>>697101244
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
>>697099633
too busy looking at your square toe thumb thing
>>697101244
I COULD MAKE SOME MONEY
This thread is now about odd hands and/or feet
>>697101293
Fucking jew didnt put me in screencap
another workplace shot
I am not an ogre
>>697101293
>>697101495
sauce?
>>697101514
which post is urs i deleted it and resposted it cause imgur is aids
>>697101434
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
He really is "all hands"
>>697101599
Seriously, what do you there?
Nice dubs btw
>>697092003
OP, it's clearly a toe knife
>>697101639
>>697099356
Thx m8
>>697101611
i saved it off here, and i only saved it because of her foot
how does she do that with her foot?
i can't do that. can any of you do that?
post link to screencap
>>697101599
sounds like something an ogre would say
post screencap goddamit
>>697101896
i deleted it cause imgur is jew but ill put it up once thread dies
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD STIFFY2016
>>697101831
my brother can. its fucking weird
so this guy literally has a big toe instead of a thumb
awesome
>>697101998
https://imageshack.us/
>>697101974
>>697102008
im screencapping cunts
>>697101495
>>697102178
Get me in on the crop
posting in legendary thread
/b/s not dead yet
>>697102233
gotcha fam
>>697102178
what cunts are tou screencapping?
this took me 5 minutes.
>>697098459
>laptops
Oh god I remember that. It may very well be the same guy too.
>>697102212
WHAT ARE WE DOING IN HIS SWAMP
>>697102212
ayy
damn.
Omfg I havent laughed this hard in such a long time. Thank you for this thread OP. Pl0x toss me in the screencap btw.
>>697101495
Me, My mom and my grandma literally lack the ability to make a three with our right hands.
>>697102623
yeah i gotchu
>>697099633
it looks to me like a really bad beginner blacksmith prodject. whom was way to proud of it and finished it would th a handle.
should i post screencaps now or wait till thread completely dies
>>697099410
Nigger it's like Frankenstein was drunk and fucked his monster all up
>>697101812
UH OH BOTCHED TOE
>>697099410
no fucking way, how do you live like this?
Y... y..... ur FINGRUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
>>697102910
Quick anon, put some trash on it to plug it up
Its a stabby poke finger toe mixer. Mostly used to train animals to behave or to move body parts. As we can see, you clearly have used it and its a success! I say you sell it for 10 cents and live life as a monkey! OP, you fucked up.
>>697092003
Did your owners give you that?
>>697102864
wait till thread dies STIFFY 2016
>>697102484
>>697100840
>>697100284
>>697099796
>>697099425
>>697098459
>>697096956
>>697102705
get them too fam
We need to archive this shit
>>697102864
Post them, If it gets better just edit it.
>>697103169
Stiffy is a fag 2016...
>>697092003
>>697099410
>>697103154
I live alone, asshole
>>697095826
Show us how you do a thumbs up please
OP, post pics of utensil from different angles, also pics of your home.
>>697099410
you'd better go to a doc. clubbed fingers/toes is usually caused by a hear or lung condition
the thread is sinking fast post them screencaps goddamit
>>697103594
Where exactly did you find this shit?
>>697103594
I recognize that hammer
>>697103345
dont be jealous
>>697103665
heart*
>>697092003
looks like a serbosjek kinda, google it really fun backstory
>>697103099
DONT WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD SOCK
>>697103594
dont lie to us. we all know you're the mad max ogre who lives in his owners basement.
>>697103594
it looks like one of those tools for gouging out wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzRMuHfh1mg
>>697103594
If we hung out i would not make fun of your thumb toes. Looks like you have a workshop. We could find some nice morning wood and make some bird houses, then after wards i could serve you some eggs
Thank you for this thread
>>697094634
If that's his foot, where's the heel?
check most recent post on r/4chan
also imgur link is:
imgur dot cum / a /l0NYb
ill update as thread develops
>>697104034
His head is probably the heel if his hand looks like that
>>697103868
oh god what if there's more? it's spreading
>>697103594
>so many tools
OP SHOw US YOUR FACE WITH TIMESTAMP TO PROVE YOURE NOT AN OGRE
>>697104170
he is just a foot
>>697103641
op here, I just generally make things, nothing in particular
you know damn well... OP is sensitive about his finger feet. Stick to the tools faggets
How many times did you have to smash your thumb with a hammer to get it to look like that?
>>697104377
Has a toe thumb and lives underground. He's confirmed a foot. He lives in a shoe.
>>697104480
What is that?
>>697104480
do you make things with your t o o l s?
>>697104480
is this where you store your onions?
>>697104480
Is that a hobo frying pan? Are you a hobo?
>>697104480
Is that where you fry the hands?
>>697099633
it is a lathe turning tool
>>697104480
Is this your homemade frying pan or what?
dude
what
>>697099410
ZOZZLE ME NOZZLES
I just look for shit in the woods
>>697099633
If you had posted this pic from the beginning you would have an answer by now. Those fucking thumbs.
>>697099633
Are you the excavating basement dude?
>>697104480
so you just made that "tool" it looks like it was just cobbled together
Greatest thread in the day.
>>697105092 dont you mean the swamp?
i know what it is, but i'm not saying if you want to play stupid games by holding it with your foot and telling us it's your hand
>>697105092
you miss spelled Swamp*
>>697104480
What else does Santa tell you and the other elves to cook up?
>>697104480
Like what, have you ever made anything out of a movie case, or a disk? Have you made a functioning Toshiba Laptop?
>>697105092
>I just look for shit in the woods
Why?
>>697105092
>looking for shit il the woods around swamp
>not an ogre
pick one
>>697099410
please tell me this is fake
>>697105092
Post more contraptions.
I smoke with some guy who has thumbs like this why is everyone reacting like an idiot
I'm just a big tool man honestly/scavenger
>>697105092
>>697101599
I love how you cropped your hands out of the pic.
What's your newest contraption, friend.
>>697105522
You are a fucking hobo.
Picture of full hand
>>697105522
wtf you using ceasar dressing as a tool for?
>>697105522
Tableside Caesar?
Why do you have that?
>>697105522
what happened to all the dressing?
Have you made anything useful? I collect alot of shit but your work space just kinda looks like junk lol. Mine can get messy too tough.
>>697105522
Are you that guy who was on /tv/ holding the Mad Max: Fury Road dvd?
>>697105522
Was that bottle of dressing your dinner?
>>697105522
>>697105522
Do you do that to make a living?
>>697105522
THE FUCKING BOTTLE OF KEN'S TABLESIDE CAESER I FUCKING CANT OP.
>>697105737
Top
Fucking
Kek
>>697105522
Did you drink the whole fucking thing?
>>697105762
no he lives in mom's swamp
>>697105851
Owners swamp*
Toasting in epic bread
>>697105737
>this little piggy had an inferiority complex and got jacked on roids.
You guys make OP feel like he should be in a zoo as an exhibit. The world is filled with different people.
>>697106001
Yeah, and here in 4chan we are assholes.
>>697104480
C'mon OP, more contraptions
>OP's dick
>>697106207
>>697106172
>>697106207
>>697106207
>>697106238
>>697106141
Post a pic of your entire hand ogre man pls. Do it for /b/
diy psuedo-ogre?
>>697105522
B I G T O O L
don't mind me just posting in this fucked thread
>>697093854
Are you the guy who lives in a basement and loves mad Max? Anyone have the screencap? Was hilarious but op reminds me of that
>>697106478
i mind, i mind a lot and that's ok
>>697092003
looks like some kind of improvised shiv
>>697092003
What the fuck is wrong with your hand
thumbs up pic
>>697107012
Did you kill a snake.
What in fug, yo.
>>697107012
You are amazing, dude.
>>697107012
>snake
you're a fucking human racoon mate
racoon man
>>697107012
oh jeez, tell me thats not the tail from Donkeys wife... shrek how could you hurt her
THE YEARS START COMMING
>>697107012
>hands bigtool a hand
>stop tickling me!
>>697107012
Let's see your room.
Your bed, specifically.
Or your kitchen.
Fridge if you have one.
>>697107012
You have a snake, but no onions?
>>697107012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6i8QYNSPG4
>>697099410
Jesus christ op what the fuck is that thing
>>697107393
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>697107638
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
>>697107012
Do you have a donkey too?
>>697092003
op's a crazy old man,.
>>697107742
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
>>697107742
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>697107845
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
>>697107845
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>697107845
AND THEY DON`T STOP COMING
>>697104480
Onion fryer/10
>>697107930
>>697107978
>>697107980
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
I love you /b/
>>697107845
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
the fuuuuuck
Bump limit start new thread OP! Embrace your internet fame!
>>697094561
DA FUUUQ
Legendary.
guys dont forget to look at the r/4chan post
Fuck the bump limit.
>>697108345
name of post?
>>697108187
OP here, may or may not start another thread tongith or tomorrow, getting tired
Toasting in an epic bread
Shrek has returned, /b/! All shall rejoice!
>>697108463
/b/tard has ogre thumbs (2)
check the new section
include this in screencap
>>697108527
cool, thanks.
>>697108474
what the fuck is that?
my god with this thread
>>697108474
Did you take a bite out of solid fucking steel?
>>697108630
Ogre Bacon
>>697102212
I want to feel those fingers wrapped around muh dik.
>>697107012
Nice thumb
:^0
Great Thread
>>697108796
like a monkey holding a pencil.
ARCHIVE
thread over
pack it up guys
