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CONFESSION THREAD pt2 It's time to confess anon, unburden

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CONFESSION THREAD pt2
It's time to confess anon, unburden yourself from the sins that you bear.
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>>697089192
I've changed a lot recently and went from beta to alpha. I started fucking this 10/10 Swiss girl that I work with but now I like her and I can feel my beta autist tendencies returning. I actually like her and want her to be my girlfriend but I don't know how to not sperg out when it comes to emotions.
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>>697090150
post pic so we can see if she's hot enough
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Bump for interest.
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>>697090729
Lol no. She has a best friend that definitely seems like he uses 4chan.
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I'm homosexually attracted to my best friend
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Going to travel 900km+ tomorrow in order to see the girl that broke my heart a year ago. The last thing that I 'said' to her was a 4 pages letter explaining my feels, never got an answer. She'll move in one week to corea. It's now or never.
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>>697089192

I have a dog i teach tricks, like roll over and sit and lie down. When ever he does it i give him a treat but when he doesn't i hold him down and squeeze out a really big fart for him. The fart seems to be coming on demand most iv done it was 8 times in a row. With this said should i evolve my eevee now or later? Its at 400 Cp and im only level 16
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this thread is bunch of beta males

try having schizophrenia, c-ptsd and 100s of other problems that would destroy your core if you were me....
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>>697091306
stop this faggotry. just get over her, get interested in other girls, she wont magically start loving you and not go to korea
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>>697091306
godspeed
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>>697091435
later
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>>697090953
>b
an no worries, what about a body pic?
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>>697091567
Not really. I'm sure you have problems but most guys I know don't talk about emotions. We have to vent somewhere and what better place than an anonymous Mongolian dirt trading forum.
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>>697091306
>corea
fucking kill yourself
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>>697091567
No one cares
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>>697091704
Nah man not happening. I've been here long enough to know not to post anything personal. This whole site is full of autistic detectives.
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>>697091306
get over it faggot. and its korea. so basically she is going to be railed out by every guy her unit
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I got my mom to drink my cum.

> She's a working woman
> I made her a shake to drink for when she got home
> 1 cup skim milk
> ice cubes
> 1 scoop vanilla protein powder
> 1/4 cup blueberries
> 1 tbsp baby batter

She drank it and thanked me. I ran off to fap to the sight of her drinking her own grandkids.
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>>697091947
what the fuck
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>Babysitting 11 year old
>have to go to the bathroom
>he had just bathed
>his undies were on the floor
>put to face, wrap around cock
>done in seconds
>later raid his undies drawers and rub them all over myself even wearing a few

ya thats me
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>>697091947
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>>697092125
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I have a wife. I selected all images with a store front.
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>>697091595
I'm not waiting for something like this, I just want to see her saying 'No', I need to feel oficially rejected or I'll get mad.
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THIS IS AN FBI THREAD

proceed with caution
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>>697092572
take the fucking hint, she already did reject you, now work on getting over her instead of being a beta about it
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>>697089192
raped by neighbor
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>>697091750
>>697091944
>Being this stupid
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>>697092360
i have displeased you, i apologize
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>>697092835
waaaaaaaaaaa tell us more anon
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>>697092954
do you atleast praise the sun my child
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>>697093208
I miss praising the sun in DS3
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>back in high school there was his one girl I liked
>sort of friends with her, but beta as fuck couldn't talk to her in person
>eventually get her number, way easier to talk over text
>she thinks I'm depressed because I don't talk much, I roll with it
>she starts talking to me more because she feels bad
>this goes on for over a year, literally start cutting and shit to make it more realistic
>she never finds out I'm faking, but slowly stops talking to me because she realizes I don't want to get better
>fast forward 3 years, haven't talked to her since high school
>still fucking miss her, she was basically my only friend
>found out she was into me at first, before all the depression bullshit
>I'm an autistic fuck
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>>697093467
you cant just praise the sun in lordran you must take it to the real world or else you not a true sunbro
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>>697093085
i was maybe 8 he was 3 or 4 years older. didn't know what was going on. not a hold someone down kind of thing. more of a molesting
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>>697093732
literally same. I was 8 and my friend was 8. His 14 year old brother rubbed our cocks and made us lick eachother
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>>697091947
Holy fuck, anon. I don't even know what to say to this dude...
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>>697091947
i'm proud of you, anon
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>>697092125
follow your dreams and you can never go wrong
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>>697091567
Get a load of this fucking nigger. Im also a schizo, been taking therapy since 8 years old, and have ptsd too. I dont let it bother me, and i dont even take my meds. deal with it faggot
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>>697093662
you really shit the bed on that anon
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>>697092125
This is why a male will never babysit any of my kids.
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>>697093870
kids do weird shit unsupervised. mixed with a little mental issue. never told anyone before.
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>>697094462
booooohooo
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>>697091567
FAGGOT
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>>697093732
>>697093870
more detail please
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>>697092747
I can leave the idea to seeing her once again and giving a proper end to our relationship, we were good friends for long time, or that's what I'd like to think. I need to listen her empty words saying:
>I'm sorry
Or whatever, I just need to her giving an ending point to this. So fuck it, tomorrow I'll start the travel. Hope she opens me the door at night, without knowing about me since I send her the letter
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>>697094759
if you want it greentexted just to fap to, I'm a generous guy
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>>697094796
I can't leave the idea* fck typo
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I've stolen dozens upon dozens of purses from women's apartments, cars, and other areas. I dig through them, keep money and gift cards, hang on to them a few weeks and use them to jerk off, typically while looking at the drivers license pic. Then I toss them in a dumpster. I currently have one that I'll be getting rid of soon but I already have a solid plan to get another one from a chick I've been watching.
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>>697094802
yes please
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>>697094638
I'm not crying doofus.
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I made my mother kill herself...
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>>697094796
well at least you're getting out of the house, enjoy the sights
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>>697095114
this needs explaining
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>>697094993
>friend and I want to watch thomas the tank engine
>big brother of his has us lay under a blanket
>im in middle they are on either side
>he starts rubbing my cock and breathing heavy on my neck
>i start feeling up friends cock
>they're both on their side facing me hard and enjoying it
then someone walks in and we don't get to do that shit no more
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Been logging into friends fb account for a couple of years, saving any nudes she sends of gets. Maybe 100 pics or so
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>>697094796
Hope everything goes well for you. No matter what happens, get over her, on with your life and be happy, everyone deserves that.
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>>697095114
teach me how
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>>697089192
Previous OP here, thanks for continuing the thread while I was gone. To all the anons that posted in the previous thread, your transgressions have been forgiven. For thine is the glory, for ever and ever.
Amen.
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>>697089192
i first discovered fapping when i was 9 i have done it everyday never missed one day yet. sometimes it was more then once a day.. i am now 18

mostly 2D furry porn
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>>697095372
POST THEM
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>>697095697
Quite an accomplishment.
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Sometimes I wish I was single and didn't know people on this site and could post tits or otherwise whore around on the Internet. I think I could make good money.
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>>697091306
Go. Make a fool of yourself. Create one of those moments that you'll involuntarilly recall and cringe and spasm about for the rest of your life.
Seriously, go ahead.
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>>697095917
From? might be of assistance ?
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>>697095917
wanna kik them to me just to see if u like it? loverofallover
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>>697089192
I'm fat and covered in stretch marks that I hide.
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>>697094006
>Holy fuck, anon. I don't even know what to say to this dude...

Well, she wants grandkids and I gave her a belly full of them so just say "congrats".

>>697094165
>i'm proud of you, anon

Thanks. I'm not proud of doing it, but this is a confessions thread. One need not confess to an admirable act.
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Story time my Anons. This is my first greentext so sorry for bad quality.

>be me
>14
>mother is at work (works in department building giving lectures)
>me browsing porn sites on her laptop
>SavesAllPorn.jpg
>hundreds of videos and pics
>fast forward 3 weeks
>me at school gets called to office
>ohshit.jpg
>gets to office mother is there
>grabs my hand and walks to car
>halfway home she breaks
>screaming and crying at me
>tells me she I saved all porn to her work powerpoint folder
>she had opened folder infront of 300+ people
>She was fired and is being sued
>since i was 14 it was all teen porn
>fast forward another week
>court date
>sitting in courtroom terrified
>mother is charged, looses thousands
> next day me playing on laptop
>BOOM.jpg
>scared shitless, thought someone broke in
>nope
>mother on back lawn dead, bullet hole in chin

no note, I blame myself everyday.
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>>697096022
I don't have kik. What's it about? And anyways that would be cheating in my book.
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>>697095917
Email them to me [email protected]. Or add my fake Facebook Stacy Landry.
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>>697095813
Not a chance buddy
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>>697096170
you killed your mother anon
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>>697096530
Thanks man.
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>>697096170
are you fucking kidding me
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>>697096170
oh boy i wish so hard i could believe you
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I sit on the toilet long after I'm done pooping to avoid my obligations.
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>>697096668
Its alright that you don't. just thought id share my story
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>>697096230
its an anonymous chat app. its great and fun to be anonymous and naughty ;) and fun (not cheating since its anonymous)... try it if ur brave enough
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My secrets are better left frozen.
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>>697097025
spoiled ice cream?
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>>697096502
It ain't like we're gonna know who they are dude.
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>>697097025
Too much edge, is it full of razors
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>>697096971
I don't think I can. I would kill him if I found him doing stuff like that.
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>>697097251
Nope.

>>697097301
And nope.
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Im a fucking moron who tries to write political shit because im interested in it only to get fucked off by every other cunt. ive been called a rambling fucking madman.

im also beta as fuck and can barely raise my voice above a whisper around other people. I used to dream about joining the army as an officer, but i cant because im a diagnosed sperg. nothing will ever improve, i should kill myself and hope there's something better after life.
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>>697089192
i actually worship the sun
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>>697097387
ah too bad, might be kinda hot if u guys were comfortable with that. my gf thinks its hot... but also, he won't find out cuz u delete messages and no one knows that risky fun u had. i think its so hot to be kinda bad momentarily
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>>697097662
Maybe. He wasn't appreciative of the pervy pics of sent him half an hour ago...
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>>697097465
grow a pair.
>aint gonna get anywhere
>think about it doesnt matter after you die so take a chance or two
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I pop addy and smoke weed every fucking day!!! Life is great.
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>>697097890
Post them for us and we'll be appreciative.
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>>697091435
Cool
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I had pretty bad gynecomastia (aka man boobs).

Spent a few thousand getting it cut out. I'll never admit to anyone that I had to get surgery to lose muh boobs.

Here is a video of a similar operation by the same doc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC1o1KODnaI

I can't say that I'm ashamed of it, but as I wish to avoid stigma, I'll keep it to muh damn self and confess it only here.
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>>697089192
i came in my cousins panties
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>>697097890
u can always not tell him and it'll be just between us :-) its even hotter if u don't tell him
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>>697097025
Open it faggot
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jacked it to Jessi's new nude pic twice today
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>>697096170
Please be bullshit
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>>697097890
what exactly would u like to do if u were gonna post something? are u hot?
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>>697096170
I want to believe
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>>697098887
Well if I was going to post something I would do tits then probably move on to being a cam girl. I'm short and curvy. A little belly but huge ass and tits.
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>>697099138
ah, thats dope i bet u have nice tits. would u consider inserting things? how do u usually cum by yourself?
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>>697099332
leaked photo of you anon
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>>697096170
>story time
Well played
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>>697094462
You'd rather have a femdom psycho bitch smack your kids around then?
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>>697095114
Hahahahahahahakekekekekekekekeeee
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I constantly have dreams about another girl who isn't my girlfriend, who i have been dating for six years and I feel worse because I don't feel guilty after my dreams
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>>697099332
Of course and I would have the audience choose what things. Usually by clitoral stimulation but depends on how lazy I'm feeling.
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>>697099703
Yea actually. I don't let anyone watch them unless I trust them, but no males. I can only trust people so far... and I know that pediphilia is out there and most people never tell a soul.
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>>697099941
do u use your fingers on your clit or toys? how wet do u get?
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>>697099941
Honestly I'm betting you don't look that good. Let's see a clothes pic because I want to be proven wrong.
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>>697094971
State or country? To know if I should be worried.

Not fbi I swurrr
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>>697100044
I'd rather have a lady too but if I was in a time pinch and I knew the guy personally...hell even if I found out he did bust a nut in my sons underwear at least he didn't actually go and touch my kid!
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>>697097025
Body guy?
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>>697100214
Probs not but I can't post pictures don't want to be found out.
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>>697100044
But I can see why you feel that way. You probably understand the sickening satisfaction men get from their bizarre fantasies...and one day their fantisies might make them go a little too far.

All I'm saying is don't think women don't have pedo fantasies too
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I'm the other woman... And he's leaving her for me.
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>>697100532
If he's busting in the underwear he's strongly desiring to bust in your kids butt, bro. And a man with such a desire is not safe alone with a kid.
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>>697100918
who's hotter?
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>>697097662
Well I just found out he has an account soooooo
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>>697100860
Exactly. And I know women have it too, but I know it's not as common and I know that women are far more likely to control their urges.
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>>697101057
not anon, anon is pig slut
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>>697100955
I don't care if it's a man or a woman. I won't let a pedo babysit my kid lol
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>>697100044
>implying women can't be pedophiles as well...
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>>697101133
I disagree lol I've seen footage, I stay noided
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>>697100918

I'm fucking your hot little ass on the side, and despite what I told you, I am not leaving my wife.
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>>697094971
Post pic of license or you're the worst shit lyingest faggot ever.
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>>697096586
You ever resist the urge to follow in her footsteps
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>>697101096
so ur gonna kik me? might as well see if its fun...
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>>697091874
Kek
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>>697101139

Sauce/moar?
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>>697101139
those tithes r huge, is that u or her? post a comparison pic of the other one for us to compare
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>>697101510
I did. You didn't respond?
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>>697100452
USA. Southeast. If you're at least mildly young and attractive and live in my area you should keep an eye on your shit. I will take literally any opportunity I can find so long as I know I probably won't get caught. My prime targets are college campuses where the women are extra sexy and aren't paying as much attention to their bags and purses. So if you're a college girl, definitely be careful. Always lock your car doors even if it's "just for a second". Never carry a wallet in the smallest, easiest to access pocket of your purse or backpack. Don't sling your purse behind you and definitely don't leave it unzipped. Beware of large crowds and tight spaces like stairwells where it's common for people to bump into you.
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>>697101625
>>697101663

just some fat slut from tumblr
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>>697101751
are those wallets you wear under your clothes a good idea?
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>>697101898
more pics pls!!
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>>697102050
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I don't masturbate with my hands anymore. I got a cordless hitachi. Fucking awesome
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>>697101898
Like a money belt? Yea definitely. A pickpocket is looking for the easiest target. All you have to do is be slightly harder to steal from than the person next to you and you're usually safe. Backpacks are the WORST way to carry valuables, followed by dangling purses that don't really stay in contact with your body. If your purse has a flap, keep it snapped and turned inward. Keep your wallet at the very bottom, not in a position where it could be slid out easily. Same goes for your phone. It's tempting to stick it in an outside pocket of your bag or even your back pocket of your pants it you're just asking for it to disappear. I've literally seen college chicks walk into a crowded building with a backpack on, their phone in one open side pocket and wallet in the other. I just walk closely behind them, use a jacket for cover, and I have it all before they notice.
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>>697101057
I am lol

>>697101303
Girlfriend. Not wife.
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>>697102404
Damn is that you??
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i am a goofy goober
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>>697101409
Nice try. I'm not lying but I'm not showing you my victim's license so you can report me dipshit. It's true though I've stolen dozens of purses, wallets, phones. Even a few jewelry boxes and laptops from appartments.
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>>697102634
kek................
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>>697102666
nope just some cunt whore from another threaad
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>>697097025
O P E N
P
E
N
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>>697102620
>>697102948
Do you only steal from women?
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>>697103061
Gotcha. Are you the one that asked if you should be worried?
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>>697102634
show proof please!
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>>697102634
feels for you, they never leave their sigoth
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>>697097025
Not this shit again...
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>>697103261
nope
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>>697097473
Sol Invictus?
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>>697097025
Okay bye then, unoriginal repost summerfag.
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>>697103247
Yes. I mean I have stolen from guys but it's not something I go out of myway to do. Stealing from women is a fetish for me. I've been doing since I was 15. I'm 30 now. I did it for years at my college. I had stollen TONS of wallets purses and phones from hallways, stairwells, offices, classrooms, the library, the gym, cars, dorms, sorority houses, and apartments before they caught me. They were after me for years literally but too slow and stupid to catch me until I slipped up. They could only prove like 2 thefts even though they knew I had done probably 80 or so. I was expelled and put on probation by the judge, but it didn't stop me. I still do it... even at the same campus, just not as much.
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>>697096170
you should you fucking degenerate
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>>697103931
ever go to nascar races? probably can go rampant there. Drunk fucks all over the place
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>>697102598
I have a corded one but only the most intense setting works now... i need to upgrade
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>>697102948
Didn't mean the info, you kike click. Just the chick's pic. Put your fucking thumb over the text like someone slightly less retarded.
Or don't. I had already forgotten I posted that.
...
...
... faggot.
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>>697092232
I literally saw him and jake walking down in Dublin a day or two ago
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>>697104409
dont get the cordless one then. its..... different but not more powerful
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>>697104653
I'll upgrade if it goes completely kaput then.
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>>697104205
No but I've gone to Mardi Gras in New Orleans and picking wallets there from drunk sluts in crowds shouting for gay plastic beads is pretty damn easy and fun. Same applies to the state fair and stuff like that except not as much drunkeness but it's still easy. Parking lots at big sporting events have given me good results too, as the ladies don't often want to bring their purses with them so they leave them in the car. Same applies to movie theaters. The purse I have in my possession now I got last week at an apartment complex. She was walking back and forth unloading boxes from her car leaving her doors open so I snatched it while she was upstairs.
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>>697104452
GETS MY DINGER HARD!
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>>697104452
It's all the way outside in my car so no.
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>>697104452
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>>697104826
can one of you wake off to this this post pic? thanks
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>>697104826
>>697105058
>>697105084
Wow you guys are hillarious.
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>>697105202
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>>697095949
I 100% agree with this statement
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My sister tried to Fuck me when I was 6. I couldn't get it up so we just kinda humped each other for an hour till she gave up. She never tried it again
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>>697105202
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>>697104809
When I was like 15 or so, ran off to Mardi Gras with some friends. After drinking from morning till night, went on am ass-grabbing rampage in the overly crowded streets. Just to get away with something. Never had interest in that before or after.
If you pick pockets at Mardi Gras - at least in NOLA - props. That and fights are the only thing the pigs care about. And they will fuck you up if they catch you. (@ least back in the 90s. This oldfag may be out of date.)
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>>697091306
is she Asian more specifically Korean?
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Im 28 and i met this girl not too long ago well we started dating at first she told me she was 18 so i was cool with that. Well thing got heated last night we where about to fuck then thats when she told me she was only 14 and asked if that was ok and if we could still have sex. I told her we could be not normal sex because she could get knocked up but i told her we could have anal sex and she said she could try. So i was super gental at first then i let her have i fucked so hard she was screaming did this close to 30 mins then i flipped her over and shot it in her mouth. That was two days ago since then we have done it 3 more times just as rough as the first. She says she loves it is this ok?
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>>697093662
You dumb son of a bitch
You've given me a great start
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>>697106333
Absolutely. Good job anon
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>>697096170
>Saving porn on parent's work computer

Are you fucking retarded?
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I have a confession to make...
I've recently been stealing panties off clotheslines. Currently have a bunch of em in hiding away from my mom.
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>>697105970
Oh yea they will but I'm 30, in shape and sober lol most of them couldn't catch me if they tried and it's easy to slip away in a big crowd.
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>>697096170
Quality story holy shit
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>>697103247
>meme center
>9gag
Oh god
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once masturbated to my brother fuckin his girlfriend in the next room
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>>697107887
Legit. I would have, too man.
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I'm in love with my cousin, have been for 5 years
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>>697108357
if shes hot then its justified
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>>697090150
>banged a fit girl
>I'm alpha now guys
stfu
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I date raped a girl in college.
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>>697108441
Extremely
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>>697108538
Show pic
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I drank heavily from about the ages of 21 to 25 (I'm 26 now). I am completely terrible in relationships because I give a woman all of my power and attention the first chance I get. My last girlfriend 1 month into the relationship told me to quit drinking or we couldn't be together, so I did. I then proceeded to go completely insane as I'd never attempted not to quit before. She would carry on drinking around most every night. I left her after a few months of this and relapsed soon after. The only reason I'm quitting drinking is because I think it's my ticket out of being a pussy bitch around women and to gaining some semblance and self respect and dignity. I am completely terrified of getting close to anyone because I will immediately fall in love with them, give them everything, become a puppet, and jeopardize my sobriety. I will have 90 days on Tuesday.
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>>697108357
george michael?
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I used to play skin swords with my brother when I was about 15 and he was 12. He died of cancer and can't tell anyone now. Idk if he did before he died though.
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>>697108831
Maebe??
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>>697108892
was fun?
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>>697092575
Raped a 1 week old, didnt cum
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I don't know if I really don't care or if that's just what I tell myself to avoid depression.
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>>697099871
Your name start with a D?
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>>697091567
Go back to tumblr faggot
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>>697089192
I believe I'm schizophrenic.
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>>697108603
Here she is
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>>697091947
I had a friend like this, so I guess this is also a confession, cause only he and I knew:

>Be me and friend, we were both 11
>He has this great idea
>He cums into a bucket for a week
>Has about a whole cup of cum
>Bakes cupcakes for entire grade (small private school)
>Gives one to every teacher, and gives 3 to this old ass lady
>She eats all of them in one sitting
>He tells me he still faps about it to this day
Luckily he told me about it before hand, so I never ate any, but I still have yet to tell my friends from then that ate them.
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>>697109647
shes hot
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>>697109647
Eh. Good enough. You fantasize about her? Get to see her naked at all?
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>>697109174
At the time it was. He enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Looking back now, I think it was a sick fuck thing to do. Anyone do a similar thing with a sibling?
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>>697109768
Now that's a great accomplishment.
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>>697109803
I fucking wish damnit
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>>697109803
And b yes I fantasize about her daily
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I'm an electrician and every time I'm in an attractive woman's house on a service call I go into the bathroom, either to work or I just ask to use it, and I stick her toothbrush in my anus. I've even nutted on a few.
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>>697109968
How often you see her irl? How old are you and her?
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>>697109844
Kinda, various times as a kid I tried to get gay with 4 different cousins (and other kids my age.)
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>>697110286
I see her once every week or two, and now I am low 20s she's 19
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I watch mlp but I hate /mlp/ and bronies
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling really angry, ill throw my goldfish against the wall. I don't think he can take much more .
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>Gf found her nudes on here. >Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex(according to her he was stupid so "there wasnt much else to do") she tells me some things they did
>Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up
>Find out he had a 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5 inches
>Think about him fucking her sometimes as I fuck her from the back
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>>697110762
post nudes !!!
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>>697110762
>2016
>not having sex with 8 inch dude
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>>697110924
Sorry don't have them on me right now.
>>697111021
Apparently she sucked his cock on the highway, but when I asked she replied "it's too dangeous"
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>>697110762
how do you know she wasn't lying about the 8inch monster
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>>697111191
>Saw her phone once a while ago
>Messages with her friends
>Talking about how even though my cocks not as big, I'm not an asshole like the other guy
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>>697091178
is that u?
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>>697110504
Ah man you need to like get somewhere where you can spy on her. Invite her over and peek in the bathroom or go swimming and "accidentally" feel her tits. Something.
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I'm a 42 year old handholdless virgin.
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>>697111493
fuck a hooker man its awesome
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I'm a brony.
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>>697111493
My god, where do you live?
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>>697097301
>>697098506
>>697103239
hello newfriends
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>>697111365
Tried most of those lol
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>>697111609
I find the idea strongly repulsive on a moral and on a health level. A call girl or something other than a street walking whore maybe, but then I think I'd much rather buy more guns with that $1,500.

>>697112004
Lived in Los Angeles for 25 years, now I have a house in Portland.

I have zero interests or hobbies outside of firearms, and that's not something you can talk to women about. Not even crazy conservative ones.
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>>697091306
FUCKING DO IT
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When I was a little kid I spent a lot of time on my grand parents' ranch. We had a shit ton of grasshoppers which were capable of eating 60% of the available grass. Of course this was bad to the cattle business. Around when I was 6 I heard stories about Count Drakul and how he would impale people while they were still alive. I became obsessed with him to the point where I be an impaling grasshoppers with tooth picks and sticking them up in the dirt mound I used to play on. Sometimes there would be hundreds of impaled grasshoppers still kicking trying to free themselves. I kept telling myself it was for the good of the farm because they kept eating our grass.
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>>697091435
save your candies and your dust
also, you want a vaporion... its got the best Hp and Cp scaling out of the three. also watertype are hard to counter right now because no one has good electric type. Name it Rainer b4 you evolve it if you want a vape. if you want a joltion name it Sparky
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>>697112822
Savagery
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>>697112413
Oh, too far.
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>>697112822
thats kinda sick anon
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>>697112154
does she know you are a closet perv?
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>>697113728
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>>697110178
Bristles first?
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I used to like it when my dad rubbed his unshaven face against me growing up a bit too much.
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>>697112413
>muh guns
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>>697095949
Great sarcastic humor. I r8 10/10. Feel the same way but could not have come close to saying it as eloquently as this
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>>697098228
jarrod payne?
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>>697112413
Try being a little less beta cuck.
Join a fucking gun club, start competing (just for fun), and/or move to the South. There are plenty of bitches into guns/shooting. Often decent looking too since they're outdoorsy types. (Texas FFL fag here.)
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>>697106333
Post pics let's see her.
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>>697109506
So do you.
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