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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Claimu
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
Claim!
>>696993462
That would mean I would have to walk through the Barrio Logan and Logan heights at night with a ded phone. Oh, and my bad. Google maps says the ride is more like 20 mins and 7mins from my house to the bus stop.
>>696993491
Nonon is just teasing.
>>696993390
>>696993681
Nonon is mine only
Passing out on your bed for 3 hours is fun. Whee.
still here
>>696993988
I literally laughed just reading that weak comeback. Kek.
>>696993892
It seems the nos received 1 more votes than yes so I guess I won't post it.
Clammed
>>696994066
You still awake?
>>696994198
Does bane not eat that ass?
>>696994207
Do you know anything about bane
>>696994309
I know that he's buff.
>Ika
>>696994309
If I pull that rosary off... will you die?
>>696994198
I totally knew that...
>>696994443
It would be extremely painful
>>696994198
Oh man, fuck that. Well if you ever get stuck or something, you're welcome to pester me for a ride.
>Provided you don't mind a small motorcycle
>And you're under 170 pounds
>I mean a really small motorcycle
>>696994261
Could be weaker!
>>696994514
How much weaker can it be? You gave no supporting evidence and just moved the blame ymto somebody else.
>>696994508
For you?
>>696994672
WHAT ALL ELSE DO YOU KNOW
>>696994715
NO for you
>>696994261
i just woke up like 5 hours ago :o
also i vote yes :^)
>>696994514
>really small
>can manage 80mph no trouble
Nig the bike I have to use goes 80 mph downhill with the wind at my back. I cant hill climb for extended periods because it doesnt have the power.
>>696994810
Oh? You wish to try me?
>>696994866
Ill have you know i once killed a god
Then my manga ended
>>696994810
He's buff, like, really buff.
>>696994823
I guess you even it out. I need one more vote to see if I should or shouldn't.
>>696994309
Only I get to eat Nonon's ass. Oh wait, that sounds bad.
>>696994462
Are you sure you do?
>>696994514
Oh lol, what type is it? Don't tell me it's a vespa. You're not a petite white woman are you?
And yeah, even though my neighborhood isn't that great, it's still not as bad as the barrio.
>>696994672
I could've just said nou.
>>696994866
Yes, but mine is like 15 years newer, and a sports bike!
>>696995082
......
>Before I got my motorcycle, I had a Vespa for all of 3 weeks
I'm not, even if I wish I were. It's a CBR300R. I have a ZX11 that's aaaaaaaaaalmost finished though!
Hey, it can't be worse than were my cousin used to live. He literally had a SWAT team running through his back yard, and shot out his back porch light in a raid on the neighbors house.
>Switching to mobile now
>>696995048
Is that all you know
>>696995082
IF I EAT THAT ASS WILL YOU DIE
>>696995314
No u.
Ok guys, should I post what I fapped to yesterday? I got one yes from sachii
>>696995082
What's sounds bad about getting to cute her cute bottom?
Maybe...
Claimed
>>696995511
Was it bane
Did you fap to bane
>CIA Moka
>>696995521
>to cute her cute bottom?
I meant eat her cute bottom.
>>696995566
Checked
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>696994743
wow is that a fucking furry
Holy fuck what a time to be alive. I've never gotten dubs before
>>696995484
Well he lives in Gotham city that's for sure
>>696995569
Not bane
>>696995737
How new are you?
>>696995755
*pop pop*
*throws aside*
>>696995314
Fucking kek. Damn man, you really did have a vespa. But it's okay, I'm just having a laugh.
Well the feds did show up at my door when I was a kid. I don't remember much but my mom said it wad like the FBI or something. My old neighbor had a brother that was a gangster that killed two guys of a rival gang, spilled his guts right at the corner of the street in my neighborhood and was on the run or something. I remember there being candles and a picture of Mary they're for several months.
My neighborhood is a lot better these last 10 years or so with the increased police presence. They're a godsend here.
>>696995484
It would be extremely pleasurable...
>>696995521
Nothing, just basically saying
>I eat ass
>>696995933
Rood but your dubs save you
>>696995988
But it's a cute bottom like Nonon's.
>>696995988
It was a terrible experience from someone that likes to go fast. I only got it because my cousin offered it to me for $1k and it was new. I ended up giving him $600 and it never even got put into my name. I'm butt hurt that I didn't get any of that money back, but I've just learned not to say I'll buy shit from him anymore.
Damn, now that's a hell of a backstory. I live in the same house I've lived in since I was 6 months old. The only time the police ever really showed up was when my aunts boyfriend got hammered and ended up pushing my elderly grandma to the ground.
I find that so funny to hear with how much BLM is pushing the whole "MUH POLICE ARE EVIL" shit into everyone's face.
Hola
>>696995713
Is hot in here, or it is just Chen?
>>696996587
what do people like about her? out of curiosity not rudeness
uwu
>>696996200
Why Nui anon! So lewd of you!
>>696996502
So you got scammed by your own cousin? That really sucks. My car is inoperable from several minor things. I replaced a dead battery, I need to replace the coolant tank, it's been patched too many times and leaking. Same for the steering fluid. Some bumfuck mechanic fucked with my car, now the tail lights don't always light up when I stop.
Yeah, I don't buy into the BLM stuff about the cops. Because unlike most of those people, I bothered to look at the numbers that DoJ puts out.
>>696995005
Well, thats fair enough. Though a couple of gods dont want to face me in a fair fight. They need 3 dragons.
>>696995314
Exactly.
>Im so looking forward to my 400 being back
>Shame I have to wait for the slick layer to wear off
>>696997098
Her cuteness
Her strength
Her personality
Same question goes for you, anon
>>696997140
Hi!
>>696997212
You started it, and now you can't stop me!
>>696997466
hi lewd, how are you?
>>696994066
op roll
>>696997212
It is what it is. I've just let it go and taken that lesson with me.
What kinda car is it? I haven't brought my bike bike into the shop except for a tire change when I got a nail in my brand new tires. So I just brought it to them that day so I could have it fixed and done with.
An old "friend" from high school was arguing for why BLM should protest on the freeways today. That was some of the most retarded shit I've read in a while.
Another hour and 40 till I'm off work. I wonder if I pass anywhere near the correct neighborhood on my way home.
>>696997221
Take it on a good fast ride on a nice straight highway. Alternatively, just do a small burnout to help the back have some nice grip.
>>696997466
>>696997212
>these anons are now officially shipped.jpg
>>696997588
Still alive, Kona-chan?
>>696996701
Nigga what are you doing?
>>696997588
klonata roll
>>696997693
>>696997466
>>696997212
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:^)
>sachi :O
>>696997753
I got chased and bit by 2 dogs about an hour ago :/
>>696997803
discount smug roll
>>696997848
You're going to have to give me more details, what breed and size were the doggos?
Sup Faggets
>>696997466
>>696997212
>>696997980
Fuck off faggot
>>696997848
mean roll
>>696997980
Fuck off you olive eyed nigger
>>696998073
already did it :^)
>>696997588
Doing fine, how about you, mortar dingy anon?
>>696997693
>>696998073
What do you think you're doing?
>>696998181
I'm actually a shipmaster
>alt-Shinoa
>>696998201
How's it going?
>>696997961
I'm not a dog expert but they were about medium sized and black (like satan)
>>696998192
I am doing well, just ate some oodles of noodles so I'm :3
>>696998181
lewd roll uwu
>>696997980
megadeth > metallica > slayer > anthrax :)
>>696997657
It's a 2000 Nissan Maxima modded. My uncle modded it when he had it. Had really classy rims, shiny new tailpipe, fresh coat of white paint and lowered suspension. Oh and it came with a spoiler.
Dude, UCSD man. Everything there is so blindly progressive. And same for so many there. At least the foreign students and STEM guys couldn't give two shits about BLM, radical feminism and other stuff.
>>696997693
>>696997803
>>696998073
S-stop! You're making me uneasy!
>>696998425
take megadeth and anthrax off that list and your right. As far as metallica goes Anything up to black album.
>>696998181
Why are you cyber bully
>>696998285
im actually a captain on the ship :o
>>696998425
non lewd roll .o.
>>696998473
never
My waifu is my waifu is my waifu is not your waifu.
>>696998306
I woke up early for no reason so i'm enjoying that.
>>696998594
>im actually a fagget
*fixed :>
>>696998473
Manual or autotragic?
>Lowered with rims
For the love of God, please tell me it's not stanced.
Progressive is fine, if it has a purpose. Otherwise it's just change for snowflakes that's not needed at all.
>>696998589
anthrax is only in the big 4 because they were around :o
>>696998594
schizuzuzuzu looks funny in that pic :o
roll
>>696998804
Cutie
>ilyav
>>696998473
It seems like a fine ship but it doesn't fly.
>>696998851
Metallica>Iron Maiden>Slayer>Pantera
>>696998804
Cutie
>>696998589
Because
You are homophobic
You're a mean jerk
You called me a potato nigger
You bully me
;-;
>>696998718
pls no bully :(
>>696998851
I'm being bullied :c roll
>>696998904
I know
It floats.
Ships don't fly
>>696998425
Spooky satan doggo. You would be an expert if they had corn in it. So what have you been listening to lately?
>>696998201
no Hello?
>>696997753
What do you mean?
>>696998851
You made me do this
>>696999078
switch iron maiden and I agree
>>696999129
I want to be bullied ;-;
>>696999206
I finally listened to this, it's really good, I know you've posted it before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frq70agiADY
>>696999078
Nigger what?
Maiden>Pantera>Metallica>Gunners>anything else.
Though if it came to all forms of metal, not just heavy, I would go
Ayreon>Dream Theater >Luca Turilli>Maiden>anything else.
>>696998863
Am not! Reee!
>>696999110
See above!
>>696999297
Hello
>>696998804
It's manual. I don't know if it's stanced or not. I thought it was just lowered a bit, I mean it doesn't look like going over a speed bump will wreck it.
>>696998904
:3
>>696999148
What about Space ships and the Lor Starcutter?
>>696999403
You can fuck right off with that dream theater shit.
Also
>ehehehehehe
>Rory-sama
>>696999129
I'm not homophobic i just hate fags.
I <heart> u tho.
>>696999655
>Manual
Good, it's already better than a lot of others. And in that case, it's probably just riced. Which I rather like the look of.
There's actually an old Toyota Prelude in the parking garage that I wouldn't mind having. I wanna see if it's manual first though.
>Or I could just keep saving for my Supra.
>>696999750
Tell you what
You stop listening to edgy shit like Anthrax
And I still listen to Dream Theater because Scenes From A Memory is an amazing album.
>>696999297
The whole discord is dull thing.
>>696999305
Glad you liked it, I honestly didn't expect you to enjoy it that much due to Portuguese lyrics. But then again I recall enjoying albums with Cyrillic titles that I don't even know where they origin from.
>>696999655
:)
>>696999785
Glad to see you're still alive.
>>697000042
I dont liek anthrax thats klonato.
I did like when they did Pink Floyd thats it. My ex played dreamt theater non stop and i wanted to die. So maybe im biased.
>>697000240
Similar. How was your day?
>>696999305
why? roll
>>696999902
</3
>>696999500
Lies
Too cute
>>697000123
I played it hanging with friends, one of my friends thought I was weird lol :p
but its very pretty and good
>>697000385
I'm into it :)
>>697000405
I'm not even cute though!
>New pictures?
>>696994066
does d.va count?
>>697000355
Eh, it's okay i guess. you?
ROBOT ROLL CALLL!
>>696999922
You should save up for a supra. Are you gonna mod it? And why do people make fun of auto?
>>697000240
She cute
>>697000489
Your friends are plebs. I don't really like trying new albums unless I'm alone or only with persons that love the album genre, but that's pretty good topic.
What kind of music do you play to your friends if you have absolutely no idea about what they like?
I usually just resort to Tame Impala.
>inb4 not playing Merzbow to your friends
This thread is filled with cancer.
>>697000633
Just woke up. I have to go to a birthday party today I think, that's going to fucking suck. I forgot if you knew I was already an anti-social autistic fuck already or not.
>>697000847
Picture.
>>697000489
nice :) roll
>>697000685
01100010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000
>>697000578
Fuck yeah d.va a hottie
>>697000509
Just some i haven't posted before.
I hear people in telegram
>>697000900
<3 Shark Pouuuch
>>697000888
I knew dat was u! hi shiro
>>697000888
Checked
>>697000796
all my friends actually like gorillaz, it's a band we all like, but I like to play some alternative rock usually or talking heads because they are very catchy and accessible
>>697000900
010101010101001101001001011111110000 r011
>>697001077
Hi, how was your night/day?
Claim.
I have to go now, see ya!
>>697000720
She sure is.
>>697000847
Sorry to here that, just try to suck it in and take a nap when you get home.
>>697000720
Supra it is. Of course I am! Probably gunna take out the back seats if they're as small as I'm expecting them to be. Drop a turbo in if there isn't one already, new driveshaft, stereo upgrade, dash upgrade. Mostly aesthetic stuff till I see what I really need.
Most autos are built for gas saving, but because of that, you have people that accelerate so slowly, they aren't even at freeway speeds when they get on the freeway. Plus, I like having control over what gear I'm in. Makes for sik drifting.
>>697001010
Nope, nothing in telegram! Nuh uh!
o:
>>697001259
See ya later dude.
>naps don't help, just make things worse
>>697001130
Um It was good i went to bed somewhat early like 2am.
But my stupid doggo woke me up early 6:59am. Other then that sachi is cyber bullying me this morning.
Now im watching Myster Science Theater 3k
>>697001259
Bai Nui anon!
>>697001125
gfgdgfjldhfdkfdhfjsf roll
>>697001077
</3
>>697001342
discount klonata roll
>>697001321
Didn't finish me sentence
I hear rin is being kinda lewd
>>697001159
Too soon.
>>697001125
That's a good pick, now that I think about it I don't think anyone I know IRL dislikes them. I wonder what makes them so accessible, perhaps the massive fusion of popular genres.
I've been listening to some MBV clones, when I thought they were beautiful already I had some sort of musical eureka and love them even more now.
>>697001429
>>697001364
>>697001363
>>697001342
being autistic together
squad GOALS
>>697000847
Hopefully you enjoy going outside
>>697001321
I hear that people are saying you're cute~
>give me a kiss!
>>697001608
I don't want to.
>>697001657
It's possible, just very unlikely. Anyways, how was your day?
>>697001608
what?
>>697001504
Oh, ya. That's nothing new though!
>>697001727
They are, but I don't have a clue why!
>E-EHH?!
>>697001321
That sounds pricey. Please tell me you agent gonna put one of those huge and tacky racecar spoilers on the back. And if you were Mexican, I'd tell you to put speakers and a subwoofer in the trunk to be obnoxious. Or make your car deafening.
Oh, so that's why there's all those jokes about auto being for mundane lifeless people.
>>697001608
it's #squadgoals
>>697001429
roll
>>697001605
any albums or bands to listen to?
>>697001781
Day has only just begun. The possibilities are endless.
You should think of a goal for yourself for today.
Something you'd like to get done while you're out.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Ohayou /waifu/
>>697002157
How is the erp session with adults going?
>>697002157
>>697002157
>>697001929
Dreamscape — La-Di-Da Recordings
But if you didn't listen to My Bloody Valentine - m b v, fix that immediately.
>>697002157
Noire
>yuuko
>>697001856
You're smiling AND blushing?
Wow you want the kiss badly~
>>697002157
>>697001864
Performance ain't cheap! And nah, I like how the Mk.3s look without spoilers. Plus, downforce makes it harder to drift.
>In the trunk
Nah. People do that, then fail to have the plate sounded, so everything rattles and it sounds like shit. If I keep the seats in the back I will, but otherwise, double subs in the back.
Pretty much. Manuals are just funner in every way. If you ever want to, ask literally anyone if you can try their automatic. You'll understand what I mean before you even hit 20mph.
>Also, manuals sound soooooo much nicer.
>>697002419
That is a face of embarrassment you perv!
>>697002244
>Checked
>Adults
If this is supposed to be an "Underage" joke, then you picked the wrong waifu.
>>697002265
How's work going, Rory?
I hope it doesn't stress you too much.
>>697002353
>Why I can't remember your name
>Ashamed
>>697002404
Nice to see you Yuuko.
>>697002353
>>697002564
>Cool Guy/Waifu to talk to
>Noire
>>697001929
pasta roll
>>697002157
pasta
>>697002593
>>697002587
No need to be ashamed, I'm forgettable.
>>697002593
>>697002587
No, I meant it literally.
You are just really close to an old man.
>>697002587
Not so much. I did do a stupid today and forgot to get the order list photo'd. Means I have to go in on a day off and get it done.
>>697002593
>
>>697002698
Life is shit my dude
How are you
>>697002689
M8ey
>>697002809
What's up Rory, how's it hanging?
>>697002894
Similar.
>>697002689
Heyo Sachii.
>>697002698
It's not about that.
>>697002708
Depends who you're talking about.
>>697002809
Well that's pretty shit. Can't you just ask to someone else to send it to you?
>>697002894
Nyanpasuuuu!
>>697002638
What do you expect from someone who erps with him?
>>697002573
Its a blush and a smile
>pecks on the lips
Now,
Was that so hard?
>>697002954
Then what's it about?
Makoto roll
>ilya
>>697003000
Y-Yes it was! Perv! I-I never asked for that!
newfag joins the thread
>>697002372
that's their latest album right?
>>697002689
ohio roll
>>697002954
Closed tomorrow. At least I have a key.
>>697002894
I passed out for 3 hours because I got too comfy on my bed.
>>697003152
We get you all the time. We had 4 Rems join in the space of an hour.
>>697003138
You implied it, miss tsundere~
>wanna cuddle?
>>697002573
I didn't know the down force makes it harder to drift. Shoulda guessed it by simple physics and aerodynamics.
Most of my family members have autos, well the older ones. My uncle loves his modded "luxury" cars and manuals. He's almost 50 and still revs up his engine really loud for fun. I was in the car with him when he basically did an impromptu race with a BMW at the stoplight. Revved up the engine and looked at the other car.
Most other cars I've been in are pretty boring because they're so quiet and steady.
>>697003206
Yes, and it only took them 22 years to produce it after they finished Loveless.
Do you have any suggestion yourself?
>>697002993
A plushie.
>>697003024
Me forgetting your name, nothing else. It isn't about you.
>>697003239
Well, at least I hope it won't take too much time.
>>697003575
I forget names all the time, so do a lot of people.
>>697003575
Can we ERP please?
