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lol
I'ma just leave this here
last but not least: true legend
>dump complete
>>696992378
Can anyone confirm this?
>>696993550
>late
>>696993701
can't find it but I was in that thread when it happen.
>lulz were had
>>696993759
noice b8 m9
>>696993701
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westroads_Mall_shooting
Confirmed happen, at least
>>696993822
>you can never leave
>>696993929
aw shit i think hes on to me
>>696994363
>>696994429
>>696992658
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2826145/Man-Washington-homicide-held-2-million-bond.html
>>696994793
kek
never forget catfishman
>>696994899
Very good....
>>696994793
holy mother of kek
>>696994363
This one really grinds my fucking gears because of the last line.
He is in no way maleficent - she's the cunt in this situation.
Fuck bitches.... Fuck them all...
>>696992658
Luvly
>>696994457
Explain plz
>>696994556
audibly kek'd
>>696995324
Nevar forget
>>696992631
he fucked up tho
Does anyone have a screen cap of the pizza party we did last week
>>696993092
Well, what happened
>>696995651
Varg <3
>>696994468
Lost
>>696995954
Beyblades you nigger
>>696994633
WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>696995954
The first anon meant "let her rest in peace"
The second anon took the verb rip and did some serious trolling
>>696992378
>>696995954
holy shit we really need an underageb&-bot
>>696998165
lurk moar newfag
>>696998324
Exquse me, what did you just say my fellow nig?
I just didn't know that was possible
>>696997975
> >>654773584 Knows what he's doing
>>696998324
What makes him a newfag? God damn, some people is so fucking salty.
>>696993721
>kills mr. door
>i am a dirty spoon
my fucking sides
>>696998573
Not knowing the epic posts in your head already
>KEK
>>696994793
damn what a slut cunt bitch ass mother fucker she was..
>>696998573
Because of how old that pic is and how often it gets posted, seriously if you haven't seen it in the pass 3 months then you are 100% newfag
>>696998573
>salty
Every kid under 16 keeps on spewing this
>>696998000
nice trips fag
>>696998874
I've seen so many fucking screencaps, but never seen that one. Even if I had seen it before that wouldn't make it any less "what the fuck"
>>696995324
So fake and retarded
>>696999014
If that is all it takes for you to say "what the fuck" you are probably a newfag because of how weak that image really is. Also no one really says "WHAT THE FUCK" on /b/ unless they are a newfag
>>696993092
I couldn't resist.
>>696999210
> caring how long some little faggot has been on /b/
> taking pride in having been on /b/ longer than other people
>>696995243
>.jpg (893 KB, 1786x2203)
i was crying of laughter hahaha
>>696992658
Man I wish there were better pics of her vag
>>696994793
so worth it
>>696995243
>Fart into her face
>GAS THE JEWS
Always get me
I love OP Posting on 4Channel!!!! I am an Anon (short for Anonymous) doing Kek (means laughter from famous online game War Craft)
>>696999066
still funny as shit faggot
ps nice dubs
I have a YLYL greentext. It's really bad, I didn't tell my friend until like 6 months ago, he actually blocked it out, then when I told him again, he freaked out again. I haven't brought it up since.
>Buddy moves in for a bit.
>He's making pasta
>Wants to clean pot
>Tell him to use clean towel in hamper
>No, I'll just use this
ohfuckno.jpg
>He has my old jizzrag washcloth in his hand
>I try and tell him again not to, but he won't listen
"it'll be fine"
>Trying not to cry and laugh simultaneously
>He cleans pot with jizz rag that has at least 20 sessions to it's name, on top of that, it's been on the floor.
>He cleans pot, makes food.
>asks me if I want some
>I'm not hungry
>He ate it all...
>>696999421
been on since Christmas since my cat died :(
>>696999421
I know right. Like spending 8 years in this shithole is something to be proud of.
>>696995017
Nobody else caught this one?
>>696999696
Old as dicks.
>>696994468
Kek wasn't expecting that
>>696999622
>>696999687
> not measuring time on /b/ in decades
>>696992378
Capped from today.
>>696995954
>>696999466
Welcome you Anon from /B Random
>>696999558
OH WHAT A GOOD AND ORIGINAL GREENTEXT! VERY FUNNY! CUMRAGS ARE STILL FUNNY IN 2016!
I RATE 69/½
>>696993092
Its easy to find this pedo on facebook
>>696999840
Just stating what happened man. It was bad.
>>696999736
Read the bottom :^)
>>697000052
kys u memer
>>696999833
Hi Anon
>>697000052
So? Who cares - I saw it. It's stupid as fuck. It's been spammed for the past while and I can't figure out why, I'm assuming a bunch of children are coming on 4chan and think it's funny.
>>696999345
Reply? >>696999421
>>696999696
nice 69
>>696999345
Reply?
>>696992378
Nebraska fag here, I live about 20 miles east of Omaha, yes it really did happen, was all over the news back when it did, was at work when I first heard about it.
>>697000315
Not yet.
>>696994556
prob first time i laugh out loud on 4chan in a long time. I really hope the anon who wrote that was serious
>>697000052
>>696999696
>>696995017
Pathetic samefag
>>696992658
I remember that.
Shame he didn't have the balls to kill himself and gave himself up to the police.
>>696995017
fucck
>>696999999
Worth the read.
>>697002732
Wut
>>697003035
A true classic. Think I read it first on kuro5hin about a decade ago.
>>697002732
Is this like some weird porn video or a rape aftermath? I heard the story but it was a long time ago so I forgot most of it.
>>697000670
sorry anon :^)
>>697003368
Looks fake as fuck. That girl is a poor actress.
>>696994468
bravo you bestest of fucks
>>697001529
>8ch
rest in peace my child
Did anyone screencap >696969696?
>>696994793
>drags anon into empty room
>takes off clothes
>you can have anything you want baby
>disgusted by a pun and leaves
Sure, this seems totally legit
>>697005650
It was on a bot on a thread for "free pokecoins" on pokemon go
>>696993002
jezus kristus
Did anyone screencap the cut for harambe thread?
>>696993701
Yes, I live in Omaha
>>697000031
but how? there is no info about place on pic, also building like kfc burger king etc all looks same couse thay are same
>>696995017
Fuck off
>>697007250
The cardboard box has info on it
>>696999878
>>696993092
>pedo
>15 yo
lolwat ? Are you a retard ?
First of all, depending where it occured, it might be LEGAL. Here in France, you can have sex with girls 15+ and boys 16+.
Secondly, being a pedo is being aroused by CHILDREN. A 15 yo girl isn't a child anymore, she's an immature women. She looks like a women, she has a woman shape, so she won't arouse a fucking pedo.
This is hebephilia, at most.
>>697007397
>Defends Paedophile because he's in denial
Kek
>>697007397
>trying to defend pedophilia
I hope you get arrested and hung, faggot.
>>697007397
>here in france we fuck 16 yo girl cause can
Stopped giving a shit after that frenchie, you guys got what was coming to you
toot toot
>>696995017
motherfucker
404
>>697007397
>"A 15 yo girl isn't a child anymore, she's an IMMATURE WOMEN"
Yeah, a child...`
>>696994793
fake as fuck but still a good laugh
>>697007397
Nobody gives a fuck about France. Everybody figured out that you snail eating fags needed to die a long time ago, and here's one more reason.
Choke on one of those frog legs and die pedo scum
>>697007397
TL;DR
Kill yourself pedo
>>697007397
>>696995017
fl0lelelolollololol
>>697007397
jesus christ...
>>696994793
>>696995017
fucking nigger
>>697007626
>>697007651
>>697007659
>>697008109
>>697008126
>>697008207
>>697008771
>>697008948
>>697007397
I'm not sorry for everything that's happened in France, you've had it all coming.
>>697007397
>>697007626
>>697007651
>>697008109
>>697008207
>>697008948
>>697009215
I keked at your butthurt.
A girl starts becoming a woman at age 12 (approximately). Her body turns into woman body, its vulva changes, she starts having menstruations, she get hips, etc. After this, she won't arouse a paedo, because she doesn't look like a child.
This is not defending pedophilia, this is just defending truth. Having sex with a 15 yo :
- is not illegal
- is not pedophilia
Get over it, kids.
>>697009641
Doesn't matter, still a pedo.
>>697009935
Posting this is pretty much admitting I'm right. Thanks.
>>697002732
you have to eat all the eggs newfags.
>>697009641
how about you get your mouth culturally enriched by a muslim
good job giving muslims an even larger age group to fuck
>>697010171
please nyet dima
anyone have the adobe reader IT story?
>>697010248
Whatever kid, I'm still right, even if it hurts you lil butt.
>>697007397
>girls 15+
>boys 16+
Thatssexist.jpg
>>696992378
He didn't break Cho´s highscore tho
>>697010855
Nope. This is called difference between males and females.
I know modern SJW hates differences, but this is actually a good thing that human laws are in adequations with natural laws.
>>696994899
>spent HOURS in the bar
>drank 3 CANS (wtf kind of lowlife shit is that anyway) and a red bull wodka (faggot)
what a lightweight faggot
>>697011012
What difference lmao both are immature as fuck at those ages why have a difference of one year between them when it doesn't even matter
>>696999444
Holy shit
>>697011012
Also
>implying I'm an SJW
>>697011306
Males get mature later than females. This is biology. This is nature.
By claiming "muh sexist", you act like a SJW.
>>696994363
>'Fuckbro'
Yeah ok filthy roast beef piece of shit.
>>697011541
But the age of consent is meant to protect mental maturity, not physical, this is why children and drunk people cannot consent.
>>696994468
>>697010248
Implying it wasn't already vast.
>>696992378
i saw a documentary on that guy, problems started at an early age, as a kid he was usually happy and smiling, but the slightest upset he'd turn abusive and hurtful. Then in his teenage years once he was bigger than her he started telling his stepmom she would not tell him what to do then threatening her when she did until eventually they sent him to some facility to be examined and treated. Didn't work out i guess.
>>697011852
If girls get mature quicker, they gain the ability to consent earlier.
Sexual maturity is related to physical maturity.
>>696998573
> arguing over being a newfag
you are even worse! you are a summer fag. prolly one of those SJW faggots sucking trap dick all day
>>696999767
what is this from agai
>>696993721
holy shit it hurts to breathe what have you done to me
>>696994556
Top gig (short for giggle)
>>697007626
>>697007651
>>697008207
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>>696993002
I love this so much.
>>696999433
just take pre-med
>>696992378
requesting the one of anon fucking his grandma and getting caught by his mom.
Funniest shit ever.
>>697013147
>you right now
>>696999345
Broke bitch using cricket
>best of /b/
>no skullfucker screencap
lets fix this
>>696994556
This is so stupid that it could work.
>>696994540
truly the best post to grace this board
i've seen this so many times but i'm still in tears right now
>>697014946
I was wondering already
>>696995017
for fucks sake
>>696995017
fuck you
Anybody have that bread from a year ago where OP chopped off his toe?
>>696994363
REEEEEEEEEEE THIS STUPID FUCKING CUNT ASS NIGGER BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did anyone save the body farm guy ?
I think it's archived anyway but you never know...
>>696995017
Ffuck
>>697007250
photos have exif data that can be viewed if it isn't removed.
>>697002732
Whats the Sauce on this?
>>696999210
I didn't even say anything about the spider in the dick hole, or the toilet paper tampon, they're fucking gross as fuck, but I didn't shout "What the fuck" when I saw them. I shouted "What the fuck" at this because I was questioning how the fuck that happened.
>>696999421
also this
>>697009641
really, in any culture, if you have to go after anything below an 18 year old, you are just pathetic even if it is legal
>>696995324
My hero
>>696995017
oh man
>>696992631
I was there
Bump. Still got a lot to read.
>>696995017
hope you get cancer
>>697003051
>>697003368
>>697018594
From what I remember it was from some greentext thread where this guy found her passed out near his apartment, took her in and made her scrambled eggs. Unfortunately I don't think anything else happened but I did see someone who had a screencap of it all a while ago.
>>696994468
bump
>>696992378
>>696995017
fag
>>697002732
it this a reenactment of this?
>>697002732
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>696993318
You could strangle a man with those bad boys
>>697009641
Stop trying to get under them.
anyone have the one where anon mounts a flesh-light on a blender and ruins his dick
asking for a friend.
>>696995017
fug
bumping so i can read all of these
>>697020134
this
>>696992378
bump
>>696993701
I live within walking distance to the mall and I remember this happening
>>696995017
If the poster of this pic don't reply to this post, his entire family will die in a carcrash before this year is over.
>>697022640
kek'd
>>696995017
lol
>>696995017
Fuck u
>>697026651
>I'd better just reply an insult so nobody suspects that I'm a total fucking pussy
so no blender fleshlight?
>>696992378
don't die thread
>>697023590
More like these. They're the best.
>>696995017
kekeke
>>696994633
>take responsibility
fucking kek
>>697007397
25 June 1940 Best day of my life
>>696995017
god dammit
>>696992658
I remember being there for that.
>>696994363
i dont get it
massive speakers in lounge start playing
i can see it in miles.mp3
???
>>696995243
>GAS THE JEWS
oh my gooddddd
>>696995017
wewewewew.
The best of the best ofs. Surprised it hasn't been posted.
>>697028247
count me in. what the fuck.
>>697002732 Aino Kishi.
are Murricans really that brainwashed? >>697019473
>>696994791
He says here's the exact location, but does not give coordinates or anything wtf?
>>697028950
wtf, no idea.
it is because eveyrthing now is fucked up:
1) mudslime must not be in White Countries in firs place ever.
2) and must be laws to make interracial sex and breeding illegal for non-whites (especially males), especially if -18.
but le equal le diversity may may, also calergi or kalergi plan so. >>697010248
>>697005650
fucking bot got it on a fucking pokemon go thread
fuck
>>696999558
"no don't, i use that to clean the floor"
"i wiped up some blood from a steak with that"
took me 5 seconds to come up with those.
>>696992378
>>697031475
>this hasn't been posted yet
>>697019473
Stupid cunt.
Like granny porn?
>>697031759
thats a nice tale
Does anyone have what 696969696 was?
>>697008126
Long live the French Republic!
>>697028859
https://skippers-bin.com/pepe/
https://skippers-bin.com/pepe/
https://skippers-bin.com/pepe/
>>696994363
women ladies and gentleman. husband works 2 day shifts and makes bank so she can sit at home all day and watch maury povich and she repays him by being a stupid whore.
>>697031759
what
>>696995017
Why
>>697028247
>>697028950
it's the song by the who, meaning her husband knew what was going on. he must have had a remote link to the computer so he could see what was going on.
>>697018332
didn't 4ch remove it
>>696992378
I knew this dude. I was friends with his sisters. He gave me free mcdonalds once. Lol
Roll
>>696992631
I feel so proud that I was apart of that
>>697031759
that was /b/ before the sjw
>>697031531
never seen this before. story?
>>697031759
kek>>697033295
>>697027217
its up there something. lurk more faggot
>>697009641
they may start at around 12 but they are far from being a woman
the obvious changes happen around 16, not 12
so yea 15 is generally still a chield bc the ass and tits are not there
are you muslim?
>>697031759
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>697033830
>chield
child
>>696999558
...well I don't think anyone is in danger of losing to that.
>>697023382
/b/ in a nutshell
>>697033280
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/william-lashuas-birthday
Part 1 (shows most of the dubs in the thread)
>>696994556
>8 minuets per hour
each minuet would have to be about seven and a half minutes long. I dont think there are many minuets that go that long
Part 2
