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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>696981818
I think I can do that~.
>>696982487
No more than 3, maybe more if we have Eurobeat playing, deal?
>>696982705
Like, a month ago?
Claim
still here
and
>>696975113
sorry internet died and i couldnt take it and anything really right now
>>696982962
Claim! Was lurking for the last few hours.
i dont know who it is but i like her
>>696983138
Sounds about the time I went awol.
Claimu
>>696983342
Hello, Anonon!
Saber claim
>>696983117
>What is this, the Geneva Convention of pun battles? :^)
Fine, if only because I know you couldn't keep up. :^)
>>696983468
I remember that. Those were mighty walls that even Trump couldn't come close to.
>>696983502
Hello Nui!
>>696983765
Have you been up too anything today?
>>696983461
I see me too. But only my upper half.
>>696983721
Lol. How big was it? Did you screenshot it?
>>696984027
Nothing much today, gonna go out the mall and eat with some buddies tomorrow and end it with me staying at their place for the night. Gonna be in LA.
W-why is Nui so sweaty? I know it's hot here, but Nui?
>>696984419
Tsundere~chan
>>696984072
I didn't, but I'm pretty sure it was about 1.5 posts long.
>>696984720
Yes yess hello sachii that's now sao sachii
>>696984388
What part of LA? Are you from LA? (l assume not)
>>696984783
>1.5 posts
Kek, I didn't know posts were a length.
>>696984388
Sounds like you will have quite the adventure tomorrow.
She could just be nervous...
>>696984812
when did i become sao sachi?
>>696984869
They are now.
>Guy screaming outside
>Go out there ask him to leave
>"Man I don't know you, I'm about to go in the store, mother fucker don't talk to me"
>He then proceeds to walk away
Fucking homeless Mexicans. WALL WHEN?!
>>696985187
Not*
Im not feeling it today, excuse me
My sweet, darling little waifu.
>>696984898
It'll be fun, haven't seen them in awhile. You?
>>696984869
Apparently in downtown LA is what they told me. I'm not from LA itselfl, but originally from Anaheim. Live in San Diego currently.
Claim
>>696985520
>Live in San Diego currently.
>>696985285
When you have 1.5 post length that's when.
>>696985520
That's quite the travel. A good 3 hours trip. I guess I'm somewhat close to Anaheim.
>>696985605
Stop. Don't go any farther
>>696985752
Don't make me, cause I will!
>Why not?!
Damn this thread is slow
>>696985605
Huh?
>>696985752
Ehh, without traffic it's only like an hour and 40 minutes. What did he mean>>696985605?
>>696985520
Not much, i'm just lazing around playing vidya and watching and reading stuff like JoJo.
>>696985956
It's cause I'm not shitposting
Trumpfu claimed.
>>696986100
Then start shitposting you shitposter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hv2nvi6bz8
>>696985892
Do it! 1.5 post length starts now! You don't have enough people here to do it anyways amirite?
>because fuck you that's why
Jk, I don't know why. Go ahead and go if you want.
>>696985956
Very
>>696986014
LA almost always has traffic though. I always get stopped at LA when driving past it. I always go around now.
>>696986165
Hmm nah I dont really feel like it
>>696986014
>[San Diego intensifies]
>>696986261
>Im fucking plying
I could bullshit my way into doing it, but that is more effort than I feel like putting in.
Woo!
>>696986261
Why tho
>>696986349
But yuno
You could crash this thread with no survivors
>or i could
>>696986349
start Tsundere posting then
>>696986084
I'm currently watching Berserk. Man Guts is a based guy, and Griffith is a dick.
Oh and are you sure you didn't make Nui sweaty?
>>696986261
I mean I've gone to LA many times before, the traffic isn't too bad for 90% of the trip, it only gets congested when I actually reach LA. Might go to Long Beach and visit my sister in the way back.
>>696986466
Nani sore?!
>>696986522
No salty people around to encourage the rising
>>696986582
Can't tsundere without hotaru
>>696986608
Maybe i did, perhaps i touched the thermostat.
I really gotta stop stayimg up this late I should start leaving when Iowa does
Night Waifu
>>696986708
I could be a big guy
>for you
>>696986708
Just be a bitch already fuck
>>696986608
I too live in the land of Mexicans, rich white people, and black people that act like thugs.
>What city?
>>696986826
Night Saber.
>>696986466
>plying
>Plywood
>Material for walls
So you will do it?
>>696986522
I'm starting to think thought but I'd rather not post them.
>>696986608
Maybe the north side of LA gets more packed then because the 405 is shit.
>>696986873
But all black people act like thugs
>>696986828
OI OI OI, you had your chance to gimme cummies
>>696986839
Make me
>>696986815
The body is the best thermostat there is ;^)
>>696986873
I live right at the edge of downtown, could walk a couple blocks and be there.
>rich white people
I gotta go to La Jolla almost every day.
>>696986982
I mean it's not too bad as long as you don't go during rush hours right?
>>696986708
go get hotaru then
>>696986815
huh that looks a little odd
>>696986982
Nah, too much effort.
That is true...
>Except for this one friend i have. I swear the fucker is a white guy in a nigs body.
>>696987409
>At the edge of downtown
No fucking way.
>I bet i could take a picture of your neighborhood RIGHT NOW if that's true
>>696987494
You know.. I would.. IF HER TELEGRAM WASN"T DELETED
>>696987395
I aint gay
I just like bane
Also this is what these threads are
Csgoani.me/vsnfhac
>>696983399
hey fuck you pal
>>696987590
so hotaru is kill?
>>696987821
NIGGER STOP THAT
>>696987643
>I aint gay
SURE YOU AREN'T, totally didnt wanted us shipped after I "sank ship" with hotaru and then whined about our "ship" sinking uh?
>>696987736
Pretty much, havent heard from her since two days
>>696987409
I guess you got me there, but when is it not rush hour in LA?
>>696987575
>white guy in a nigs body
Fucking kek! Does he speak proper English? Does he has food etiquette?
>>696987409
What's that supposed to me?!
>>696987552
You're just not used to it.
>>696987885
You were the one that was thirsty AF
>you better start calling me platonic sonic because youre putting me in the greenhill friendzone . . . And thats no good
You dont need dick 24/7
>>696987575
Yeah, I could take one bus for like 10 mins and be at 12th and imperial station.
>>696987909
I'd say between the periods of 7-10a.m. and 4-6p.m.?
>>696988070
You know what I mean :^)
>>696987885
RIP
>>696988116
>>696987885
You're both fags
>>696988116
Denial ass motherfucka
woah woah woah
wait
hold up
Is there drama going on about FAKE DATING in this thread?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>696988232
We're all fags
mine.
>tfw
>>696987909
Yep and yep. He doesn't like rap of any type really, likes rock, talks properly, has a job last I heard. I should call the fucker up sometime actually.
>>696988183
>Someone I could feasibly fucking visit without busting my ass on a 2 hour ride
I'm not alone in the south anymore, take that LA-centrics!
>Fucking Broadway
>Fucking 2nd Ave
>>696988248
I always remember you wanting lewds and me not giving them
Yuno a thirsty ho
>i just wanted to bane post
>>696988263
How new are you
>>696988070
yeah i guess body parts dont normally come off
>>696988388
Ya goddamn right I want lewds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw
>>696988183
Nope. believe me, I've tried both of those and more. Both are packed. I've been stuck at around 5pm just sitting in stopped traffic. The only times that I've seen are good are before 6am and after 7pm. Everything else is shit.
>>696988367
My brain isn't comprehending what you just said. All I heard was that he's a nig.
>>696982962
This is best girl fo me
>>696988408
Not very new but I didnt know people got legit buttmad over it that is fucking hilarious
Tsguyumi is best gurl
>>696988183
L-lewd!
>>696988414
If she loses some Lady Ragyo could give her new ones.
>>696988683
yesssss
>>696988662
>Legit
Do you know where you are?
>>696988289
Yes, everyone in /waifu/ is bi
>>696988624
best taste
>>696988365
She's great and all yours, Nonon is mine!
>>696988367
Lol, it's weird for me to find someone living in SD. Let alone California because how widely used 4chan is.
>Malaysia
>Indonesia
>Czech Republic
Although they may just be proxies
>>696988558
Welp, I gotta wake my ass up early to go up there. Or actually not sleep at all, I'm good at doing that. Passed my chem 6B final doing that.
>>696988724
But you know you want to, and you know it's true.
>>696988683
Hi there.
>Ika
>>696988821
Your moms basement HAH
>>696988507
And i want bane-kun
>>696988901
Why are you in my mother's basement?
Fucking creep, where's my shotgun..
>>696988882
fuck you anon. you dont understand the bond we share. the love we have.
>she wants me
>i want her
>>696988951
ONLY cause I do not have a banemasked yuno yet
>>696988724
that sounds good i think
>>696988683
claimed <3
>>696989021
Go to sleep Senketsu. Your brother is more powerful than you.
>>696988558
Pfffft, of course.
>>696988882
I've talked about going for visits to see some people from here, but most live in bumfuck rural states, and the 2 closest people are Ika and Iowa, up in fucking LA and the surrounding areas. Shit sucks man. Shinoa 2.0 says they live in the hotel right next to my work, but I've not seen a shred of evidence to say they do.
>We should totally hang out sometime
>If I'm murdered from going to hang out with Nonon, let it be known far and wide, that the killer is obviously... Ika. With a gun.
>>696988882
Well... I would drive tired but... Yeah, those are the times I personally would go. Why did you stay up? Had to cram before the test?
>>696989091
Hi there
any Rukia fans here
i need more pics off her
>>696989286
Speaking of JoJo, that Kira intro is way more creepy than it was before.
>>696988882
I can't deny this, i've been caught!
>>696989021
How often does she lose her way?
>>696989078
It really is, they can change shape and work as a weapon.
>>696989233
hi hi!
>>696989218
Why the fuck would it be me!? You just said that you would last hanging out with nonon! I don't even live nearby! I never said I owned a gun either!
>>696989444
does she feel pain
>>696989456
Anything good or just here?
>Ika
>>696989651
I believe she can but she seems more angry than she is hurt when harmed.
>>696989218
Lol, I'm not a murderer, I'm against harming things unless self defense. And I guess you're Caucasian right?
>>696989233
Well, I had to stay up to finish a final essay for my final writing class that I have to take. I was a little behind on it from the beginning. I'm proud of myself, passed the chem final with a B-.
>>696989444
Checked. I know you too well Nui anon! And also, you've watched Berserk before right?
>>696989995
No, but i plan on reading it.
>>696989514
It's obvious that the gun addict would be the killer!
>>696989995
Haha,I believe you. White as one can get. Before I started going out for rides and being active outdoors, I was as pale as a ghost.
>I actually had some of my family concerned with my health because I looked sickly white.
>>696989444
all the time, but its fine cos she mine cutey, i like her mad
>>696989969
oh odd
>>696990188
She's pretty cute when she's mad or embarrassed.
>>696989995
Hey a B- is just as good as an 89% in the eyes of a college so congrats on that!
He's also say that I would kill him not you... I have no idea how either...
>>696990159
I am not addicted to guns!! And how would I be able to kill you from 200 miles+ (yes?) with a gun? The range is too much!
So what are you all listening too?
>>696990287
And if anything besides both Scissor Blades are used against her she seems to recover quickly.
clmd
>>696990295
super cute
>>696990408
>Ika
>>696990462
she said yes
Best type moon claimed.
>>696990544
I didn't know you could triforce so well.
>>696990136
I'm just getting into it, my best buddy told me I should watch it for his birthday and he'd watch NGE for mine.
>>696990159
O-oh boy, is it okay if I'm a mongoloid?
>>696990372
Lol, after the final. The next day I had to go to the ER for some pain meds, they gave me morphine for my chest pain.
>>696990408
how quick?
>>696990372
>Not having a modified 40cm turret
What kinda gun addict are you?!
>>696990408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLI9BO7BE4
I finally stopped listening celtic music after 4 hours.
>>696990544
Sup Shiki.
>>696990670
I don't judge based off race, I judge based off personality yo.
>Plus, I'm extremely laid back anyways.
I love strong and insecure women.
>>696990638
What.
>>696990757
Morning, Fusou grind going well?
>>696990670
What the fuck morphine? What kind of chest pains make you get morphine as a pain killer?
>>696990757
Nigga, I ain't a gun addict!
>>696990827
The previous image you used had a trigonal pyramid with another one facing the opposite direction.
>>696990670
Interesting, how many episodes are you both required to try out?
>>696990671
Seconds or less. she's only truly harmed when both Scissor Blades are used on her, like her eye, but she has the other half.
>>696989060
THE FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY THREAD
>>696991147
so why not get a new one
>>696991094
It looks more like a 3 dimensional star shape
>>696990827
Decent enough, only 20k research points away from Nagato, haven't been on today though. Kinda been dicking around and chatting it up literally everywhere.
>50-60k repair costs if I'm sunk
Oh god, it's only going to get worse, isn't it?
>>696990951
Ehhhh? Since when!?
>>696990757
Whew, I get scared because of /pol/. Sometimes I can't tell when they're being ironic with their racism. But it is kinda funny.
And eh, I'm usually laid back and go with the flow, but when it comes to things that matter to me, I take them seriously.
>>696990951
It hurt so much that I couldn't breathe. I thought it was basically my heart overloading from caffeine, stress and no sleep. It was acute pericarditis caused by some leftover viruses from a bad cold.
>>696991147
We both said that we would commit to the whole show and explore more if we liked it. And share "notes" on our progress.
>>696991236
The eyepatch is cute and the eye is not a limb or whatever.
>>696991425
I wish my friends would do that, sounds fun!
>>696991236
WHOSE BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>696991591
oh well ok then
>>696991617
to pump venom into himself
>>696991425
>/pol/
Wew, I can't take anything from there seriously. If I say anything that sounds racist, know it's probably because I was just pissed off by some homeless ass hole.
>I work security, so it happens from time to time.
I'm the same way, but generally things that matter to me aren't brought up often enough for most people to see me getting all ticked off and stuff.
>>696991438
Hanako, why cri?
>>696991395
Since ever! I'm not addicted to guns!
>>696991425
Damn, that actually does sound pretty painful.
>>696991699
That would be extremely painful
>>696991395
Yeah it's going to get worse, I've started playing more WT.
>>696991299
From indext to pinky to the empty spot. And the point at the top that they all connect to is one pyramid
>>696991725
League blues...
>>696991911
nah the lucha wrestler bane is cool with it
>>696992022
Does he ever take off the mask
>>696992022
>is cool with it
>Loses his cool when uses it
Nice try
>Ika
>>696991591
Yeah, I've been friends with him since 7th grade. I buy him gunpla gundams and he buys me figmas. We do a lot of things together and is been that way for years.
>>696991725
Oh damn, I'm usually compassionate towards people when I'm in a good mood. Once in awhile I'll spare a buck or two and but some food for a homeless man or woman that is nice. But others, I avoid. Have you ever been stuck outside at downtown in the middle of the night? I have.
>>696991803
It did, it was like a 9 or 10 on the pain scale, I thought I could just sleep it off like I do most pains like soreness or a headache.
>>696992117
not that i recall no
>>696992126
well yeah its hardcore drugs
>>696992303
*pop pop*
*throws aside*
>>696992257
Do you know anything about bane
>>696992257
I hope that friendship lasts forever.
>>696992415
uh ok
>>696991803
Something a gun tsun would say...
>>696991925
Fuuuuuuuuuck. Well, it's a good thing I have money stocked...
>It's all going to disappear once I get the Nagato
>>696991996
>More LoL
Why do you do this to yourself?
>>696992257
Oh, I'm normally pretty nice to them. I've bought food for like 10 different homeless so far. Be nice, and I'll generally help ya out. But then there's ones that are just total cunt waffles. I'll ask them if they're just passing through, and they'll tell me to fuck off and stuff. I generally don't give them a bit of sympathy, and call the cops right in front of them. About a week ago, a lady was outright arrested, handcuffs and all, for cussing out the cops, public drunkenness, and being a disturbance at 3 in the morning.
>The lesson is that most security are nice until you piss them off by acting like a jackass.
And naw, never stuck. I only come downtown for work, and I have the keys to the building, so...
>>696992257
Dude that's about as bad as a broken bone if it's 9 or 10. It was that bad?
>>696992303
So then he's not cool with it?
It's ram so I think I'm just going to sleep now...
>even though I say that I'll probably still be awake because I'm shit at sleeping.
>>696992572
Hahaha, very clever. Using the thing you hate the most against me.
>>696992743
4am* not ram.
>Ika
>>696992743
well yeah he gets raged out and night
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>696992743
YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT BANE
WHAT IS IT
>>696992415
I know why he wears the mask. And yes, I'm a huge fan of TDKR.
>>696992438
Thanks Nui anon! I hope yours lasts forever too!
>>696992572
Yeah, I've met some that cause a disturbance. Especially because I take public transit.
I was stuck downtown for an entire night because I barely missed the last trolley at 12th and imperial. I stayed late at Uni at my friend's dorm to chill. She invited me and a couple others to come. 3 nogs took me in as their own that night because they were going on a night run and were shirtless and missed their trolley too. Bought drinks and pizza for all of us at a 7/11.
>>696992572
It's to reach greatness
>>696993190
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW
WHY DOES HE EAT THAT ASS
sup nerds /sp/ here
>>696993153
I know he breaks batmans back. Batman took it like a bitch too.
>>696992743
I don't hate tsuns. I hate being called a tsun.
>>696993190
>Public transit
Even when all I had was a rickety death trap of a pedal bike, I still disliked public transit because of the stupid shit I've seen on it.
That doesn't sound like too bad of a night to be honest. But if you're only a 10 minute bus ride, couldn't you have simply walked home?
>That picture, wew
>>696993254
>Greatness
But at what cost?!
>>696993190
Thank you.
>That pic is way too lewd!
>>696993254
Greatness awaits
>>696993462
Well that's what ou are doing to me too aren't you? Like the tsun you are
>>696993592
Forgot image
>>696993190
>>696993390
Rimjobs are gross but i would totally eat that behind.
You guys want to see what I fapped to yesterday?
>Ika
>>696993892
yes
>>696993892
No.
>>696993592
I am not tsun, you're tsun!
>>696993892
Maybe.
>>696993443
WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BANE
>CIA Moka
