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faces of /b/ and r8 bread
>>696973938
5/10
You're making the best of what you've got, and it's working out okay for you.
>>696974332
Well, thanks. Hoping that if I keep it up at the gym I can bump myself up a bit.
Cheers.
>>696974430
Sure, probably. Your arms already are taking a nice shape.
>>696974565
Thanks! Yeah, my arms are growing faster than everything else, so I'm thinking of taking out bi's/tri's day and adding another chest day. I'm not sure, though.
Never posted in a r8 b4
>>696973938
God you almost look human op
8/10
>>696974846
kek, thanks mate
Cheers
>>696974672
It couldn't hurt, in all honesty. If nothing else it'd give you time to see how you feel about the way you're body's shaping up.
>>696974829
Not bad. Your skin is SUPER clear. But I'm not crazy about how far your hairline is. Ever think of just going bald? I think you could pull it off.
7/10
heres my face
>>696975061
I want to run my fingers through your fluffy hair. You're also pretty cute and shirtless. 6.5/10
>>696974829
hot girl here. 0/10 sideways fag
>>696974829
You look good. I'd say 6/10 but 7/10 if you got your hair a little thicker.
>>696975326
OP here.
Damn. Solid 9/10
>>696975326
dat ass
hey everybody make sure to troll "swiper el compa gallo", fag from the last thread
>>696975830
pic related
>>696975830
i'llhaveaburritosupremeholdthesourcream/10
>>696975326
8/10
Oteh
What up sluts?
>>696976194
>>696975326
Tits and time stamp
>>696974829
>>696975060
You have a very strong face. Honestly the hair just looks off. Going bald would be a brave choice, but you wouldn't look bad
>>696976194
Damn. I would have unprotected sex with you and not pay child support, if you know what I mean.
9/10
>>696976194
bitch you ain't got shit on me >>696975326 time to leave
>>696976299
>>696976385
OP again. Having a bitch attitude is the worst. Congrats, you're a 7 now.
>>696976430
I want to punch you. But I don't know why
>>696976194
sup landwhale
>>696976194
Dick and timestamp
>>696976520
guy on the right looks like filthy frank
>>696976594
BTFO
>>696976627
>>696976630
I have a feeling you're
>>696975326
>>696976385
Am I wrong?
>>696976299
Not today pepe
>>696976374
Thanks
>>696976385
Lol well aside from the fact im an actual person
>>696976674
kek, 5.
>>696976597
Probably because i suck and i wanna punch me too lol i wish you would too i would enjoy hitting you back so hard that you shit teeth for a week
>>696976712
Lol my moneys on you being right
>>696976712
>>696976898
your turn dumbass
ay boss
>>696976720
pepe is sad :(
>>696976993
LMAO
rape that fat slut to death
>>696976993
>what is photoshop?
>>696976898
kek, yeah, you aren't a landwhale, and you definitely don't look like a trap.
You're a solid 8/10
Don't let saucy bitches get to you.
-OP
>>696977122
>anyone will waste the time to make fun of a fat cunt
lol
so fucking delusional
the fat is choking out your brain
I have woman eyelashes
>>696977146
Lol that wasnt me you replied to but either way, I dont let imaginary people get to me haha
>>696977192
weeeelll, seeing how obsessed you are, that you'd just immediately turn into a territorial cunt simply because there's another girl in this thread... I really wouldn't put it passed you to take 2 minutes to photoshop something.
>>696976430
I liek your bow
>>696977192
Once again. Not me.
Wow the newfag is strong with you lol
>>696975326
moooore
>>696977366
Do you really think this is an actual female youre replying to? Lol
>>696975326
Post tits and time stamp, or you're not real.
>>696976194
>>696975326
Timestamps or fake as fuck
>>696976430
Ugly as fuck so believable
>>696976520
Wannabe meme team
>>696977029
Faggot/10
>>696973938
normie/10
>>696974829
mr.cleanwithterminalcancer/10
>>696975061
fuckboy/10
>>696975830
heyese/10
>>696976051
haha hitler and shit
>>696977308
NEET/10
>>696977399
Thanks
>>696977516
I've seen hot girls on here before with timestamps. It's not that crazy, honestly.
>>696975830
>>696975857
>>696976674
Looks like we found a mama of Swiper here, and I quote:
Lupita Lopez:
Tan chulo k esta mi hijo y lo kiero mas k ami vida y no me importa lo qe la pinche jente ipocrita able digan critiken inventen esa jente k apuñalea x la espalda y luego preguntan x k sangra yo amo a mi hijo y para mi vale oro
So pimp k this my son and I love him more then my life and I don't care what the pinche jente ipocrita able say critiken invent that jente k apuñalea x the back and then ask x k bleeds I love my son and for me is worth gold
Maybe mama wants a message telling her how her son has been getting gangs ready to come to her house to run a drive by there? That'll comfort her
>kek dirty spic
>>696977366
>passed
you passed gas because you're fat as fuck. i wouldn't put it past you to murder your bf in bed by rolling over him on accident
dumb cunt.
rate plz, dont be too harsh.
>>696977614
I wish I was a NEET O wouldn't have to work
>>696977616
Welcome,are you a little by chance?
>>696977761
kek I'm not her, you floppy vagina'd whore.
>>696977809
6/10
Not bad, I think you'd clean up nice.
>>696977809
Handsome (:
>>696977761
>>696977893
go back to facebook you summerfags
>>696977848
7 or so you look very 90s though
>>696977809
harsh/69
Haven't shaved whole summer.
Should I?
I'm captain America.
>>696977849
you look like dunkey a bit lol
>>696977848
8/10. More?
Also, tits and timestamp. You know the rules.
>>696977849
What does that mean?
>>696978086
Who is dunkey?
>>696978172
fuck it nvm
>>696978078
You're a good looking guy, but your girl has a terrible case of man-face.
>>696978057
Idk you're pretty hot with facial hair, but it's pretty grainy to tell. You'd still be handsome without it.
>>696978172
Oh I was wondering if you're into ddlg since you wear cutesy stuff like bows haha nevermind
>>696978236
In all fairness it's a better picture of me, she actually really hot.
>>696977754
Lupita is pretty hot, I guess swiper gets some weird mom/son fantasies, fake eyebrow, tattooed makeup fetish
>>696973938
holy shit, whats up j-roc?
hows the roc pile man?
>>696978259
Thanks I'll probably keep it
>>696975061
6/10
>>696977809
9/10 y do u look so sad
>>696978318
she's been workin in a burrito factory, what, probably 20 years now?
>>696978057
Yeah, it looks weird
>>696978236
Here's a close up.
ignore the camera
>>696978370
You could always try trimming it differently if you feel like switching it up
>>696978355
It's been good bro, know what I'm sayin'?
if I reminded you of J-roc, I aint even mad.
>>696978392
10/10 sit on my lap
>>696978441
Eh, she's alright. She's a 7, to me.
>>696977614
Smone screen cap this
>>696978165
I took this picture about a week ago, so I only have the two. I liked my outfit that day. I have some.cosplay picture if you're interested.
>>696978450
Best looking anon in this thread
>>696978392
underage b&
>>696978450
like what i'm seeing, but have any more?
>>696977614
Mexican pencilhead is back.
>>696978462
Yeah imma get it trimmed later when school is about to start
>>696977754
kek poor guy
>>696978551
tits and timestamp
>>696978301
Oh hahah yeah I am. Good eye.
>>696978551
yeah post it
>>696978461
Kys
>>696978441
yuck/10
>>696978551
want to kik and see where it goes?
>>696977614
I can certainly provide that.
I just returned home not too long ago so yes shits messy lol
>>696978746
get back in the oven
>>696978739
how could i do that when im already dead inside?
>>696978721
: ) this is silly but kik?
>>696978768
dear god :O
>>696978768
tits or gtfo
>>696978839
9/10 would bang
>>696978768
HNNG
Gorgeous. Would wife you so hard. Care to show some skin?
>>696978768
lmao you're so fucking fat
>>696978795
Haha I'm not jewish, but I see your point
>>696978768
too bad you'll always be second best, honey
stay in the cringe threads, k?
>>696978839
11/10
im cumming all over my screen
>>696978768
I'm in love. You're skin is fucking beautiful.
>>696978874
stop fucking white knighting this fucking beast. she's never showed tits fucking newfag. lurk more fucktard
>>696978702
No.
>>696978764
I'm not sending nudes here or privately. Sorry fam.
>>696978746
Can i have your shirt?
>>696978877
Gorgeous
>>696973938
Here you go anon
I'm back, we eliminated the mexican pencilhead, I've earned my wings.
>>696978877
You're adorable
>>696978971
Then you have no business here. Didn't even post a timestamp, you're probably fake anyway.
>>696978862
Nah im good. I dont expose my private areas i have some dignity still left in me.
>>696978874
See above m8
>>696978935
you have to be retarded as fuck if you think this is legit
>>696978877
with your ear poking through your hair you kind of resemble an elf :o
>>696978935
Lol wtf is that thing?
>>696979066
yes. good job comrade
>>696979066
Nah dude he's still here, we're waiting to run a combo driveby and train on his mom, over in Fallbrook
>>696977754
>>696979066
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
>>696979066
What does one look like without a hat?
>>696978977
By all means anon
>>696978935
sooooo fake
>>696979086
don't lie, the real reason you don't expose them is because you're not strong enough to move the fat out of the way long enough to take a pic of your disgusting hamflaps
the only boobs ill ever touch
>>696979066
lower the cam, for science
>>696978935
This shit should stay in the cringe threads, neckbeards pretending to be Instagram whores? The fuck is wrong with you man?
>>696978971
lol don't let them pressure you. i just want Dom roleplay is all, no nudes needed.
you look cute BTW ;)
>>696979066
Ushankas are based af
>>696979046
>>696979343
Fuck off newfag. Don't talk to girls who wont post tits, or they never will.
>>696978824
What do you look like?
>>696979265
Here's me without my hat. >>696979336
>>696979343
Oh goodness I do NOT do roleplay.
>>696979421
this
ignore all females unless tits are given
>>696979336
screencap this shit nigga this is cringetown
>>696979035
>>696979067
>>696979135
that pic was from 5 years ago, this pic is from 5-ish months ago with my fam. i miss the hair
>>696978824
>>696978721
Well I'm n0disassemble on kik if you feel like it
>>696979421
ITT: virgins who think that they can get nudes by being dumb negroloids
>>696976358
Was bald in basic training. I didnt like it
>>696979518
If you really think it hasn't been done many times before, you're clearly new.
>>696979463
Based as fuck, anon
>>696977809
This picture really hits me. You look so sad anon, not the kinda of "situational" sadness you'd usually get. You look fully depressed.
This was one of the pictures I sent to my girlfriend. I have pretty fucked depression and I dont want to tell her I have it or mention I'm down, even when I am and she has been asking a lot more fequently lately. Tell me, can you tell theres underlying sadness in this picture or no?
>>696979472
should probably get off /b/, you have literally nothing to offer anybody here
>>696979436
>>696977308
An old man ; )
>>696979170
post screenshots
r8 pls
>>696979515
oh no you grew up super hot
>>696979604
Do you?
>>696978768
moooooore
>>696979515
You still look good, but I like the old hair more
>>696979720
just get the fuck out dumb cunt.
>>696978960
Well for paying out the ass for laser facials it better be....but really i am hiding a zit haha
>>696979590
Here's another picture of me without my hat.
>>696979737
don't fucking enable her, she's never going to post tits fucking retard
Ive shaved recently, but its coming back in
>>696979720
well I got a dumb mong like you to reply so apparently the answer is yes :^)))
>>696979648
Kinda look like a hispanic version of the guy from "the girl next door" you chould probably get the girl next door
>>696979787
>paying for laser facial
>when what she really needs is a stomach stapled
lmao, what a retarded cunt
>>696979308
Nah im just not a slut
>>696979772
>When you realize you completely lost the argument
>When you realize telling me to leave does jack shit because this is the internet
>>696976430
bow/10
>>696979797
That beautiful picture burnt itself into my soul and shall haunt my dreams for years to come, anon
>>696979899
yet here you are, posting your face so countless barely literate shitskins can download your pic and cum on it
RETARD
>>696979912
Thank you
>>696979899
I never understood this. Guys casually send their dicks all the fucking time, and yet women somehow think it's slutty to post a picture of their chest.
>>696979902
nobody fucking likes you, get the fuck out.
>>696979899
Dubs its true she is not a slut.... next case
>>696980013
shouldn't you be screaming at people on wow
go to bed
>>696980071
don't enable her
ignore all fat fake ginger bitches
>>696979916
Glad I could help.
>>696979898
Yea maybe if i was actually fat then sure.
When i get fat ill lose the weight...pretty simple
>>696979630
I guess it's not necessary, the guy totally pussied out in the end, showed his true colors ... goes to show you can post however many guns you want on your Facebook and still be a cock sucking cum guzzler autist
>>696980269
Tits or gtfo
>>696980218
Anon you should be a model just sayin you're fucking gorgeous
>>696980269
you are very delusional. you have body dysmorphia. you are quite obese.
>>696979086
more like first pic?
>>696980218
Have you been naked all this time?
>>696980319
post screenshots anyways or ur lying
>>696980269
>not fat
>sucking it in
Hmmm...checks out...
>>696980071
Its probably just the way i was raised.
I just dont think its right to flaunt yourself to everyone. Hell i dont think even guys should do it. Cleavage and shit is fine but bare private areas are just trashy to me
>>696980269
>that shirt stretched out AR
F A M... if you're going to try to prove you're not fat, pick a picture where your fat isn't on the verge of blowing out the fabric
>>696980400
T-thanks desu~
>>696980269
Nice muffin top
>>696980409
Yea i didnt realize 147 is obese lol
Gtfo here you aint gonna convince anyone otherwise lol
>>696980385
Ha if she had tits she might post em but i mean look at the pic
>>696980269
r8? glad to know i've got an easy comparison point :-D
>>696980583
(: anytime
>>696980269
that poor fabric... not even inanimate objects deserve to be tortured like that
>>696980509
>implying
Nice try
>>696980511
Still, I don't understand. Guys like girls' privates. Girls like guys' privates. Why not exchange pics of them? Why pretend we don't want to see each others' shit and have our shit be seen by someone we're attracted to? It's pretty fucking stupid if you ask me.
>>696980712
Body's nice, face looks good. 7-8/10
>>696980666
quite the opposite is true. there are many people who responded to your pic, not even one didn't say you weren't fat as fuck
the sad part is, i've seen this pic for months. you're even fatter now
i'm genuinely concerned with your health.
>>696980666
Srsly they're just dumb desperate beardos who've folded under the constant rejection they've gotten literally everywhere else
>>696980494
I'm not wearing a shirt because it's fucking boiling.
And I'm wearing the hat because I sent someone something about being a pilot.
>>696980269
>>696980385
>>696980409
>>696980422
>>696980509
>>696980519
Come on guys, she's honestly not that fat, she's a bit chubby and has wide hips, not a big deal.
>>696980712
timestamp
>>696980519
>implying i dont purposely wear tight shirts?
Dude i like my clothes to be form fitting. Baggy clothes look disgusting. I have a nice waist and im gonna flaunt it
>>696978768
But where are the tits
Jesus christ can you not comprehend more than one thing at a time
>>696980933
>I have a nice waist
no you don't
>>696980911
Fucking newfag has no idea what they were trying to do. Don't enable girls who don't show tits, beat them down until they do. What don't people get about that? /b/ is kill
>>696980686
Yea C cups arent that big
>>696981028
Lol @ you taking this shit seriously
>>696981069
enough for a titfuck?
>>696980269
I knew it had to be landwhale from the earlier camera angles
>suspicions confirmed
>>696981069
Do you know the rules?
ignore the fat chick
do not respond to the fat chick
>>696981069
Oh lawd
Ayye
>>696981069
>>696980822
Well if you put it that way..i mean im not really attracted to any of you...?
I do send pics to my bf from time to time so i do like the person im attracted to to see me
>>696981167
You were obviously never here during /b/'s wild west days. Great things used to happen here.
>>696981194
Where?
>>696980872
Uh yea im not fatter now lol.
Ive maintianed the same weight since i was 18.
Nigga you act like you know me personally lol its so cringey
>>696981069
>if i stick my arm back my tits will look bigger
>if i lean really far forward my stomach will look like my leg and i can position my abdominal fat out of the frame and i can hide my double chin
>no one will ever know
LMAO
>>696980822
Because guys are dumb as fuck and you can't trust them to be decent about it in the end. Where do you even think you are?
>>696981223
Daaaamn, bitch is super high and mighty all of a sudden. I rated you high earlier, but thinking your so above everyone else is pretty much the worst. 5/10
>>696980907
Yea im fully aware of that but this is the place the neckbeards can be the badasses for once so i like to let them have their fun.
I like to think of it as an act of charity
>>696981368
You're obviously pretty chubby. It's consensus here. Not fat, maybe, but very chubby, yes. Them's the breaks.
>>696981069
Kik?
>>696981461
Be descent? They'll put it in their fap folder and jerk off to you occasionally. And who fucking cares if they do? If girls were jerking off to me, I'd take it as a compliment.
>>696981514
>responding to yourself
this is so fucking sad. i hope you get in a car accident soon, so your misery ends. i really really want you to die.
>>696981555
DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE ANIMALS
Was I a cute kid?
>>696980712
more?
>>696981028
LMFAO!!!
omg i seriously am laughing...you have got to be trolling kid. Do you think your internet words have any sort of power???? You really do dont you???
What are you? 12??
Oh god this is gold
>>696981682
cute enough to make into a catamite to keep in my basement dungeon
>>696980712
fucking earthworm
>>696981682
Solid school shooter material
>>696981739
Mm mm you have me aroused. What would you do to me?
>>696981714
You act like it doesn't work. You were obviously not here back in 2008. Ignore women and they become desperate to do anything they can to get compliments. Women are predictable like that.
>>696974829
Andrew Casey, go to bed
>>696980911
the shirt is definitely a good start
>>696981476
Im high and mighty because i wasnt attracted to anyones picture....?
Wut?
>>696981845
to be fair, even though the chicks in this thread are garbage -- you can't ignore them completely, you have to give them enough attention to feed their ego -- only then can you play the game of withholding attention.
>>696980822
Men naturally have a much higher sex drive than women due to the fact that they have to pass their genes on to as many women as possible, where a woman can only mate around once per year and must raise the children, so they have to choose only the mate with the best genes they can find.
>>696981028
I don't browse /b/ on a regular basis due to the fact that I'm not 12, but I always thought that "rule" was absolutely retarded, go watch porn if you want to see random tits.
>>696981899
You're saying that there isn't a single attractive guy on here, out of all of the pics posted? Yeah, that's pretty fucking high and mighty
>>696981899
yes. plenty of decent looking guy's in here. to say you're not attracted to anyone is openly pretentious, pompous, arrogant. you really showed your true colors on that one.
>>696981293
I've been here off and on since 2004. It's always been the same divide of people who know how to let go and have fun and sadsacks who buy into the edgelord shit like it actually meant something.
You're the cancer m8.
sup fam
>>696981979
also fake qt
>>696981979
Tits and timestamp
>>696981538
Woah now i never implied i was skinny lol
I know im chubby. Im more than okay with that. Which is why ive kept this weight. Ive always been able to lose weight easily but i like this weight. I.like my boobs, i like my hips and ass and my bf loves it too and so have the ones before him why in the hell would i ruin i good thing?
>>696981610
Are you sure about that?
>>696981899
Bitch, there's like 30 pics of guys on here, and quite a few are actually decent looking gents, and you don't find any attractive? Seems like you have a pretty high opinion of yourself.
>>696982104
Eat shit
>>696982084
Just u w8 til I shove these fake ugg boots up ur ass m8
>>696982112
are you sure you want to openly admit now that you base your own worth on the opinions of others?
kek ...
>>696982325
that's my fetish actually
>>696975326
Fucking retards
>>696981845
Yea im the ginger.
>implying you know how the fems work when the only vagina youve touched is your moms
Maybe....MAYBE you words might ring true in real life to some girls but on the fucking internet and on fucking 4chan no less??? Lol no that does not work here.
If a girl shows her tits online its because she wants to. Theres no fucking neckbeard breaking down her freakin mental state and somehow convincing her to do it...
Well correction...maybe if shes a teenager it could work
>>696982380
Eating shit or ugg boots
>>696982597
fake ugg boots
>>696982020
Uh no...its called preferences and no guys here fit that.
Not to mention the fact that me having a bf makes all men i see pretty damn dull
>>696981979
pic with mouth open
photoshoped ones are aight ?
>>696982586
That's not how it works. You simply ignore her. Ignore everything she says/does. She'll eventually get the picture. Yeah, trying to break down her mental state doesn't work. Ignoring them insistently has.
>>696982717
Tits or gtfo
>>696981682
Draco Malfoy dat you?
>>696982717
>on /b/
>has a boyfriend
why the hell are you here?
>>696982679
Oh
Mine are real but they're hand me downs (cause the woman bought the wrong size loool) $$$ down the draaaain
>>696982797
So you've managed to take advantage of a few insecure, emotionally vulnerable teenagers in your life on 4chan.
Wow, gold star for that.
>>696982868
stop fucking responding to her
>>696982041
No....once again....they may look good looking to you but the type of men i find attractive arent here
Pic related...the kinda guy i think is hot.
I like my men pretty or it go can the total opposite and like them grungy as fuck
>>696982735
I actually have one that I've posted before lol
But u dirty I can't b lyk that
>>696982967
Not saying I have m8. Seen others do it. And not teens, either.
R8 I'm bored
>>696982785
I THOUGHT YOU DIED PRINCE
>>696982927
i don't care
>>696983065
Lose the facial hair you look like you sell your grandmothers jewelry for low quality drugs
>>696982717
Not even Me, Bomber cap guy? Desu~
>>696982785
I seen you in the thread yesterday, you look like a native skid I went to high school with.
>>696983115
Got kik
>>696983079
i did ! but the russian necromancer got me back
>>696983169
What if I actually do though
>>696982342
No im just stating the fact i like how i am lol
If i didnt dont you think id be putting myself down or something?
>>696983221
Is that the image you want to portray >>696983221
4/10 reporting In
>>696983201
i'll give you my kik if you prove you're real, otherwise nah. You also must be over 18.
>>696982619
Whats that prove?
Thats my timestamp.
Im not the girl with the google image..
Two different girls kid
>>696983297
I'm not proving shit on b lol
>>696973938
robthomas / 10
>>696983391
are you 18+?
>>696978806
obviously inside =/= outside
so kys
>>696982797
Once again...the ignoring might work in real life or with stupid vulnerable teenagers online...but not to a 26 year old woman on the internet lol
>>696983387
I know that aint you bitch. Seemed like the guy was implying no girl that attractive would ever be on /b/
>>696983464
We all are m8
>>696982868
Its 2am and i just got back from his place ..../b/ kills time.
Im not here on the weekends though
>>696983640
Do you let him fart when you guys share beds
>>696983415
I aint even mad at that
>>696983544
Whew calm down there lad
>>696980269
Not fat to me, thick yes
>>696983569
>>696983711
not sure which one you are
my kik is whattheheckii
>>696983881
Only a little thick, though. Which is my preference, honestly. She's def hot as hell.
>>696983962
That didn't fuckin work
>>696980093
your attitude shows the same about everyone towards you
>>696983995
My nigga
>>696983773
Let him fart???? I cant really stop him from not farting lol
Though he doesnt fart in front of me unless hes asleep and cant control his fart box.
Other than that he will go to another room to fart lol
>>696984080
oh it's whattheheckki woops
>>696983881
Well i take thick as a compliment even though i feel its a word niggers use.
>>696983995
Once again thanks
I hate my haircut, know I could lose weight too. Fire away
>>696984118
Jw my ex got so mad when I ass blasted her bed like Nagasaki gettin the a bomb
>>696983051
common pls!
>>696984280
Glad you take the compliment. Probably look great naked
>>696980712
nice try neckbearded troll
