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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>696872841
You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say ok and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says ok after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say ok to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside
Miho claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGg9aXwkhYk&index=4
>>696872027
yes
>>>/global/rules/2
Shiki claimed
The sun bleached my colors.
>Azusa
This sounds about right.
>>696873441
All white.
The ultimate waifu
Himari
I found Mai's Deviantart account
http://mommoti.deviantart.com/
in the garage
Riko is best idol
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>696873441
Thats why you should stay inside.
Saber claim
I'm gonna get namesync
>>696873417
>Not saying best type moon claim
At you the normal Shiki anon?
>>696874431
Nice tastes imo, anon
What's up
>>696873441
>rattle rattle
it bleached it good
>>696874467
fucking elitists with their namesync
>>696874744
>not having namesync
Fag
>>696874572
Nothing much you?
Stella's mine
>>696874870
no u
>>696875025
you didn't answer me last bread ;-;
>>696875025
Roll for stella lewds
OUT OF THE WAY PEASANTS!
Realest Waifu in the fucking game right now For real.
>>696875113
Fuck off, Konata.
Nobody really cares about you.
>>696875113
What did you write to me can't remember
>>696875444
im not klonata
>>696875525
its alright because we're both fags right?
>POMF
>>696873630
I hear Syndra like white hair.
>>696874401
But you told me to shoo
>>696874744
>Rattle rattle
Yup. It's over 100F outside.
>>696875948
Hi Miho
>>696876113
Hello
>>696876216
The one in red bikini is mine
Transfering games and shit from on ds to another is agonizing
>Hamalams claimed
>>696876113
white hair.
>>696876373
One*
>>696876373
Dd roll
>tats
>>696875634
no
>>696876990
:(
roll
Little late claim.
Sure is slow today.
Homuroll.
Be the best fucking human that you can be.
>>696877317
Didn't you left or something?
>>696877317
That requires effort though.
>>696877640
I had some trouble, and I thought that taking a break from the internet would help.
Well, I thought that anyways, that doesn't mean I put it in practice very well.
Who's asking?
>>696877697
All good things do.
>>696878003
I'm fine with how I am.
>>696877317
That sounds like such a hassle.
How about the best human I can be without getting up?
>>696878260
>I'm fine with how I am.
No you're not
>>696878003
Someone who still replies to you even when you're ignored by everyone.
>>696878332
You got me.
Shiina Mashiro
>>696878374
Oh, a fan.
Great, never had one of those.
>>696878269
Sure.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>696876113
>I hear Syndra like white hair.
lies
>But you told me to shoo
Shoo back into your hole.
I feel a nap coming on.
Stop posting lewds you sluts!
>>696879507
Did someone say white hair?
>>696879507
White hair?
Kinpatsu Master Race!
>>696878994
I complimented someone in WoWs, so I guess I'm the best human possible now.
Guess it's time to get back to hating jews.
>>696879507
>>696879856
>>696880045
White hair hella weird. Do you just like grannies or something?
>>696879784
Very hallal waifu, great choice!
>>696879784
Lewd
>>696880679
I'm going to put a Jihad on you.
>>696880679
Who's the loli?
>>696880790
The oil fields lit up like the eyes of allah. Also fuck off mai
>>696880869
Katyusha
>>696880869
Of course the only loli would catch your eye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>696880869
You can't call them loli when your the same age.
>>696881219
He's searching for his kin.
>>696881219
You know me :^)
>>696880869
>>696881345
Nice helmet
Just stopping by to say hi to all of ya
>Tristana
>>696881299
It's more like a body type than an age.
Seriously though, name? I need it for...reasons.
>>696881477
It's okay.
>>696881603
Hi.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>696879856
>>696880045
God dammit.
>>696880542
Are you a grannie?
>>696881634
Katyusha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLvtP6KMUM
>>696881647
Kitty!
>>696881634
see >>696881416
Kamira claimed
I fuck cats
>>696881647
I can bake a mad cookie, so I might just be.
>>696881699
>>696881862
Thanks comrade anon!
>>696882378
Heres some legs for you
I see the thread is doing great today.
>>696879507
I will shoo, but only because i have to do things for a while.
>>696881647
>God dammit.
Picking on Syndra is fun.
My phones keeps on dying
>>696883923
Plug it in.
>>696882622
Not all Germans are leg guys, that's just Yume, but thanks none the less.
I would like to return the favor, but I don't have my folder here, so I'm just posting the first few pictures I find on google.
Is that Girls und Panzer?
>>696883923
Why do you look so aroused about that?
>>696883025
It's hella slow actually.
Buying all waifu meme pictures
>>696884333 (You) (You)
wo warst du denn die letzten tage?
>>696873198
You fucking nig..
I'm gonna take my Rem-rin back
>>696884333
And of course I did not roll.
Someone please kill me.
>>696884550 (Du)
Moin moin, Jibriel.
Hatte viel zu tun, aber jetzt hab ich Urlaub.
Wie geht's bei dir?
>>696884186
My charger is shit
I have to stand the phone up
>>696884642
Nah m8
I made fried rice!
>>696884798
Guten Nacht
>>696884847
Btw i switched to my android
>>696884798
Anyways, how has your day been?
>>696884798
urlaub und 24/7 nichts tun
wär schon nice wieder arbeitlos zu sein aber das ist jetzt wohl gelaufen
>>696885231
Ich hasse juden
>>696885470
Gaskammer die Juden
https://youtu.be/6oXJus1ajIU
Rip /waifu/
Fukken wee ah bews ged off muh b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fiu2BCfnb3s
>>696886314
Gtfo already so I can claim Rem-rin again plez
>>696885014
>Guten Nacht
>Guten
>Nacht
Neither is that correct nor am I leaving.
But I appreciate the attempt.
Two years of German in junior high?
>>696885167
Rather uneventful. Since I'm on vacation I spend a lot of time tidying my room and organizing the stuff I didn't deal with in the last few busy days.
Anything more exciting happening with you?
>>696885231
Das Leben ist nunmal kein Ponyhof. Du must arbeiten, und zwar bis du 75 bist, damit die Kulturbereicherer sich auch noch in 4ter Generation von deinem Geld Alkohol und Springmesser kaufen können.
>>696885844
Homuroll of despair.
>>696886314
Why so negative?
>>696886579
I meant "good evening"
Nicht spricht duestch
>>696886537
Nou
>>696886579
Nothing exciting on my side, besides watched all of Isshuukan Friends today.
>>696884333
>Trips.
Well, at least there's no shitposting going on right now.
>>696883700
>Picking on Syndra is fun.
Do not bully people.
>>696880354
Prove it.
>Filename related.
I got laid off today
Back to the NEET life
>>696886537
You just be thinking of me, from the other two threads. I fell asleep and sidetracked, so I'll get you both next time.
>>696886791
"Guten" is good, but in a certain case. With "Nacht" it would be "Gute", because the night is female.
"Nacht" is also kind of weird, because "good night" would imply that I'm leaving. "Evening" is "Abend". In that case "Guten" would be correct, because "Abend" is male.
>>696886808
Is it any good?
>>696886850
>Wasted trips though.
No shitposting?
>>696886516
LITERALLY shitposting!
>>696887660
Uh, not necessarily good, but it was pretty enjoyable. 6/10
>>696887526
Who tf r u
>>696887660
Well I'm from Spain and in spanish Buenos Noches means good night and good evening
Also Buenos dias could be a greeting (Good Morning) or a farewell (Good Day)
And i figured Latin based languages would be sorta simular
>>696887660
Oh. I didn't notice that.
>I meant the spammers.
>>696887825
Then it's the other guy trying to be a persistent bitch and claim Rem. Apologies for confusing you for someone else, have a Rem.
>>696887458
Mugi why?
>>696888125
German isn't exactly latin based.
>>696888125
Entonces no te queda mucho tiempo aquÃ, excelente.
>>696888196
Well I'm persistent af when it comes to Rem-rin. May the best win next time.
>>696888360
If I'm not mistaken, I told one of you to take Ram but you were like "No".
Would sharing our waifus work, since it's not stealing?
>>696888204
I accidently disabled the firewall in the servers to download and run a pokemon game
>>696888497
Forgot image
If hexes, every waifu must claim a new waifu for the next 24 hours.
>>696888125
German is not latin based though.
It's a germanic language, like English.
We have some latin influences though
>>696888181
True, Konata isn't here today. Has he been absent these last days too?
>>696888485
Such a waste of a top tier waifu!
>>696888497
>sharing
HERESY!
>>696888505
Should have installed Google Ultron.
>>696888497
That would be heresy, my dearest anon
Rolling for very much lewds
>>696888641
Damn it, reroll.
>>696888641
You didn't even try.
>>696888827
rerolöl
>>696888839
Too early, damn
>>696888864
fuck
>>696888785
So it's basically we kill each other until one of us gets trips or higher for Rem?
>>696888505
There's a lesson to be learned here
>>696888497
That was me
And I'm not sharing
>>696888691
Ah I see.
Like how english has influences from a lot of languages?
>>696888360
>Then it does not have much time here , excellent....
What did he mean by this
>>696888962
>>696889131
Well fine, unless Demon Rem is a seperate character on her own.
>>696889173
Hello mai, how are you this fine evening?
>>696888763
Kek "its what NASA uses"
>>696888962
To play it on mobile emulator?
>>696888955
Yes.
>>696889131
Are you the spaniard? I don't think so... anyway I said: "Then you don't have much time left here, excellent"
>>696889257
It's the same Rem-rin
>>696877130
nice feet
>>696889444
FUCKING WINRAR REM-RIN IS MINE
>>696889444
You win Rem this time.
>>696889528
Didn't roll, chap
>>696889444
Must've conjugated it wrong
>>696889528
Plus next thread
How many fucking Rem's is their, jesus.
>>696889849
So underage he can't count to three
>>696889131
No, more like the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation had almost exclusively Germanic and Latin influences.
English is a shithole of a language for many reasons, especially colonialism and way too many nations speaking it.
>homuroll
>>696889849
I know right? Who is that even?
>>696889987
I'm also including not in thread currently. 7?
>>696889528
Not gonna be a sancho
>>696889731
>>No stealing (unless trips or more)
Doesn't say I have to roll so...
Also answer, are you the spaniard? Spanish conjugation is not that easy to get
>>696890221
Shit Reroll
>>696888691
I don't know where he went, but yeah, I hace noticed a lack of Konata as of recent.
>>696888858
Next time...
>If I get anything higher than hexes, I'll make it even worse.
>>696890194
ist vielleicht angebracht zu erwähnen, dass viel "latein" auch als französisch ins deutsche gekommen ist sofern man das trennen möchte
>>696890336
Nice try /b/ro but Rem-rin is mine
>>696890409
I won't comply.
>>696890325
Yes, I'm the spaniard
You have to roll in the post
Plus I'll just claim next time
>spaniard rem
>>696890496
No I'm gonna steal
>roll
>>696889379
http://www.roblox.com/users/6665012/profile#!/about
You have some explaining to do.
>>696890666
Says the one who got trips.
>>696890706
Username: boos012
Password: mytyson12
My friend's roblox
Sell his hats
>>696890409
Probably no internet again. He appears to be poor as dirt.
>>696890483
Ich würde schmachvolle Ereignisse wie französische Kulturbereicherung lieber unter den Teppich kehren.
Hey everyone,
how are you doing?
>>696890696
¿Qué hice mal en la conjugación entonces?
>>696890706
That's interesting, but it isn't mine.
Purely coincidence.
How are you?
Claimed
>>696891062
Muy mal.
>>696891503
Geez my Spanish is very bad, I can only understand at most 2/3 of the words.
>>696890911
Doesn't work.
>>696891057 (You)
(You) seem to be lonely?
Where are you from?
>>696872988
My ruby ain't taken
>>696891711
I can right and speak it perfectly
But i suck at reading
>>696892018
*write
>>696891503
Stop messing with me anon I know you're not from Spain.
>>696891871
Not gonna tell you bc I'm not proud of my country. Also bc you prolly hate it kek
>>696892018
If you heard me speak, then you can hear I have some but not a lot of experience.
>>696892061
wrong*
mmmm
>>696891023
Did he ever say what his job was?
>>696891057
You clearly need a hug.
I'm jerking it to this whore getting pounded right now.
>>696892087
why are you switching waifus?
we had a sandnigger here it's not like your shithole can be any worse than a fucking terrorist shithole
>>696892087
I am, tho.
here
>>696892411
Thanks doc
Akari Akanza claimed nigger
This thread
>>696892637
you forgot this
>>696891871
Yeah i'm lonely.
I'm from Finland why?
Also why are u posting without a pic.
>>696892319
U know it
>>696892087
Aaaaand a miss
>>696892419
Accusing me of heresy? When did I switch waifus? I want to avoid the taco jokes or "walljumper" jokes tho
>>696892559
Prove it
>>696892319
Probably fertilizing fields.
>>696892934
How
I live in Estados Unidos atm
