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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Claimed
I claim Rem
>>696839367
Fuck, demon Rem.
Claimoroonie
>>696839375
I was too fast >>696839367
>>696839450
Sexy gote.
>>696839167
I'll be a little busy; don't forget I love me.
>>696839478
If I hadn't taken five seconds to find an image I hadn't used, I would've claimed her three seconds before you. WE ARE RIVALS NOW.
Stella's mine
>>696839098
You can use them as pillows if you want to
but
>
>>696839162
A good while ago. Me and Amatsu were never officially shipped, besides, we don't talk that much...
Claimed
>>696839512
Yes, very much so
>>696839547
Alright me, I love me too.
Yo
>Touka claimed
Momo ftw
>>696839547
I will be claiming Murakumo for me. That makes me really happy but me should know that I love me more.
>>696839638
>apron
>>696839606
Maybe I have you confused with someone else.
>>696839746
Shit, forgot pic
>>696839302
mandatory smoking pics claim
QOTT:
if your waifu was having second thoughts about you, how would you win her back?
>intense rattling
>>696839560
Where can we snuggle?
>>696839755
>not loving me the most
There must be something wrong with me.
>>696839855
>having second thoughts
>tsundere
I'd be concerned if she stopped having them.
>>696839772
Probably.
>>696839855
If I knew how to answer this, I wouldn't be recently single.
>>696839855
Honestly, wouldnt surprise me if Rory had second thoughts every other day. But Id just keep to my values. She'll come back around.
>>696839772
>implying shiros not always sexy
>>696840185
Tell me about it, cutie
>>696840185
Nigga gettin real.
Feelsbadman
>>696840185
Amatsus telegram is @Not_So_Super_Baka
>>696839855
With bad jokes
>>696839855
If Touka was mad at me I'd prolly be dead.
Not much I can do about that
>>696840348
About what?
>Not cute.
>>696840350
It is what it is. Learn and live, I won't dwell on it, won't do me any good.
>>696840490
Oh? I mean, I have Amatsu on steam. I guess I'll message him on Tele as well, if just to have him.
Post pictures that should be good but are ruined by some detail
>her fingers are weird
>>696841278
Her fingers look like the artist made them in MS Paint.
>>696840184
now that i think about it, your right.
>>696840185
then you must find the answer. idk how, dont ask me.
>>696840220
i guess a girl has to wonder.
>>696840651
i thought so
>>696840958
you sure, it seems she is a rather weak ghoul, though you are only human.
but also she try's not to harm humans so...
yea you will be fine.
>>696841278
Her face ;-;
>>696841527
I know
I've since somewhat fixed them
Her legs are also a bit off but they can pass
>>696841678
yeah I can tell
dat jawline tho
>>696841650
I have a tendency to really piss off my girlfriends tho
Isnt makoto shipped with Mizore
>>696839855
There's not that much what i can do if she'd be having second thoughts about me.
>>696840039
I don't know
>>696841278
her eyes are weird
>>696841810
that chibi got no ass, akiko.
>>696842258
>chibi
>having ass
what?
>>696842468
Post akiko rule 34
>>696842468
Give that chibi some junk in the Trunk. akiko is all ass imo.
>>696842225
roll
>>696842258
where this fag come from?
>>696841278
and another :o
>>696841278
Really skinny arms, but I still post this pic a lot.
>>696842587
Man, I wish.
There is like none out there and hat is out there is almost always really shoddy and shit quality
>>696842661
That's not how chibis work man
Also I can't draw manga
>>696842743
That one is alright, no?
>>696842743
roll o:
>>696842936
Draw akiko rule 34
>>696842661
get a waifu avatarfag
>>696842936
I suppose your right.
>>696843012
S my C
>>696842743
HI
>>696841838
so does everyone, you just need to know when to stop.
you will know you need to stop when you think she may leave you.
>>696842997
Again, I can't draw manga
>>696843123
I really wish i could man. It'd be sweet if i could just draw art for everyone here
>>696842936
i feel like her expression is just weird in that one
>>696842946
discount klonata :o
roll
>>696843058
89 cent
>>696843123
Hello
>>696843325
I can't draw thats out of the question. I am learning Seashell "mac fag" and i'm getting better at it. Started by just fucking around and now im starting to pump out some ok shit.
>>696843376
discount Sao sachi o:
>>696843325
dont worry i'll draw sum o:
>>696843631
I'll draw some
But its gonna be futa
>>696843947
Oops meant for >>696843325
there hasn't been any.. fighter waifus, has there /b/?
>>696843625
Yea man. practice makes perfect.
My ohayous have gotten exponentially better since I started. Just keep making shit and it will get gud over time
>>696843694
>>696843947
Go ham I'd say
>>696844205
I'll need a pic of akiko in her running outfit
>>696843376
Maid person who burned a school
>>696844324
Seems i have awoken 88 cent megumeme
>>696844444
>>696843947
>futa
>>696843694
o.o
roll
>not soa sachi
>>696844467
What have you done?!
>>696843631
>>696845147
Good morning wonderfulness.
>>696845088
Awoken 80 cent megumeme
Claim
do you faggots even own a life?
>>696845268
Good morning.
Did you ever sleep?
>>696845037
>>696845438
Fuck you. I'm claiming Tomoko also
>>696845608
Good to know now commit suicide you lifeless piece of shit
>>696845438
Fuck you. I'm going to claim Tomoko also.
>>696845568
I did, from 11 AM to 3 PM.
Not exactly a lot, but I'm good.
How about you? You usually are not on this early.
>>696845720
You can't kill what doesn't have a life in the first place
>>696845461
Nice
>>696843058
Oh hai Cute Bote.
>Had to ride home
>>696845841
I woke up early, but i slept well.
At least you got something.
>>696846078
This is why I thought you two were shipped.
>>696846078
Me and Amatsu agree you're the cute one
>>696846408
>>696846408
Fair enough.
>>696846477
But I'm not! Surely all my denying and self putting down gets annoying, doesn't it?
>>696846663
It makes you cuter!
>>696846663
You're a bit of a manwhore, being all flirty with everyone and all.
>>696845406
How could you do such a thing?
>>696846078
Heya cute idol~
Done with your shift?
>>696846477
Can confirm
>>696847185
You and Makoto are both cute
>>696846873
no one wants a 12 year old in here.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>696846817
How?!
>>696846873
I won't deny that, but I don't really go past that flirting. I keep an emotional distance, even if I don't want to.
>>696847185
>Not cute.
Yep, pretty tired too. Woke up at like, 9 AM yesterday.
Jeez, I look at GO at my work, and there's like, 2 pokestops per block. I look at it at home, and there's about 4 total on the whole map that I can see.
>No eevees or vulpixs
And back into the background that app goes.
>>696844324
bote person who is spooky
>>696847507
No one wants a guy that's too afraid to show his avatar in here either.
>>696847595
>pets
>>696847595
Fuck (You)
>>696847727
Leave. Go outside. Do something but browse /waifu/. No wonder your so fucked up.
>>696847727
Fuck off 12 yo
>>696848016
No, u.
>claiming yume
>>696848016
>>696848077
>anons are officially shipped.jpg
>>696848124
>offering
>>696848077
>>696848016
>>696848183
:^)
>>696848124
(You)me
>>696844049
Nah, just trash as far as the eye can see.
Tenryuu claimed
![Syndra [192].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eSvpTre.jpg "Syndra [192].jpg")
>>696847768
>rapes
>>696847937
No.
>>696847491
But Makoto is cuter~
>>696847611
>super cute
I don't even play GO~
kek, you can't be a pokemaster now
>>696847672
no u
>>696848557
Drink enough tea?
>>696848633
>using tilde (~)
Are you flirting with me?!
>>696848633
I'm really not. You're clearly the cuter one here.
I just got it last night after my friend pestered me to. It's neat, but over hyped for sure.
I so can! I just don't have that much time to blow.
>>696845740
What do you imagine a stinky Tomoko smells like? I'm imagining fresh red velvet cake
>>696848210
Thanks
>>696848250
Imposter/10
See:>>696848210 >>696848298
>>696848298
Sach...
>smug/10
Best type moon claimed.
>>696849522
I claimed Yume before you
>>696848557
Day is off to a great start
Hope yours goes well
>>696848410
ten
>>696849542
Best new pics
>>696848633
no u spooky bote
>>696849522
yume/10
>>696849542
Best type elitist more like
>>696849598
same
>>696849666
Worst samplefucker.
>>696849645
You found any new pictures/artists recently?
>>696849598
She's yours anon
>>696849666
Checked
and seasonal trash
>>696839302
Claimed
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>696848724
How much is enough?
>>696849755
>samplefucker
kek
>>696848887
You wish :^)
How do I call you, btw?
The artist's name or you go by something else?
>>696848951
Nu-huh!
Well yeah, like most games, sadly
If you can't even spend time to be one, how can you say you can?!
>>696849660
I'm not spooky!
>>696849755
Fite me
You're waifu looks like Shillary
>>696849796
Too lewd
Gentlemen
Nyanpasu
>>696849965
>You're waifu looks like Shillary
You should get your eyes checked, might even help you learn to save images properly.
>>696849840
I try my best.
>>696849755
I only actively look for lewds~
>>696850126
ren
>>696850126
Nyan....pasu?
So apparently there's a movie with Jackie Chan and Johny Knoxville as the main characters.
Why was I not informed sooner?
>>696850191
Stop before its too late
>>696850126
>>696850331
I didn't even know that Jackie Chan was still alive?
>>696850333
Else your army of ants would attack me?
>>696850491
Stop before I steal you're waifu and sell her
>>696849755
>samplefucker
>>696850708
You're generally doing a terrible job of stealing waifus, like with Tenryuu.
>>696850331
Because only half of that movie sounds good
>>696849931
you say that posting a spooky pic like that
>>696850126
Loli
Nyanpasu
>>696850279
Yuuko
How are you?
>>696850484
QT
What's up?
>>696850313
How's it going my dude?
>>696850491
Apparently.
>>696850805
Still better than most other movies these days.
>>696850803
Explain what you mean
>>696850958
Not much, watching some anime. You?
>>696850985
You're terrible at hiding your speech patterns and your shitposting with various waifus is obvious.
Rolling to Steal Sachi TRIPS GET
>>696850958
I'm just about to start Skeletor Cosplay in Dark Souls 3
>>696851238
Please explain what you mean by this
>>696850958
It's a fine day to watch the sun rise.
How about you?
>>696850962
I greatly enjoyed 10 Cloverfield lane
>>696851431
Can you not read?
He's accusing of having multiple waifus.
>>696851421
Nice, nice. Got that ages ago and haven't so much as touched it yet.
>>696851195
Ah, what are you watching? I'm just slowly wasting away at work.
>>696850913
Sachii
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you're maintaining the status quo
>>696851762
No I'm accusing him of shitposting.
>>696851421
did you farm the Darkwraiths?
>>696851646
I actually kind of want to see that movie, but I don't want to sit through 2 hours of 'survivalists and prepers are all fucking insane and bad people', please tell me it's not like that.
>>696851762
Please explain what you mean by this
>>696851885
I just started
>>696851356
No stealing me waifu m8
>>696851808
Yes
Yous should do magic.
>>696851808
Isshuukan Friends (One Week Friends). A bit meh so far, nothing too special about it, but I'm only 4 episodes in.
>>696851887
I highly recommend it.
It's very misleading. You'll like it
>>696851963
https://youtu.be/7y5KdgImmoo
>>696852202
Please explain what you mean by this
>>696852313
https://youtu.be/7y5KdgImmoo
>>696849660
Sachii
>>696852350
Please explain what you mean by this
>>696852058
I'll give it a watch eventually.
>>696852414
https://youtu.be/7y5KdgImmoo
>>696852488
Please explain what you mean by this
>>696851880
Gah!
You caught me
>>696852488
My father...was a baker...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, cooking. Mommy orders take-out to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a cloud...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he starts raining, crazier than usual. Mommy gets an umbrella to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a samefag...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he starts reposting, crazier than usual. Mommy gets an sage to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a police man...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he arrests crooks crazier than usual. Mommy obeys the law to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696851979
I do man
Check these amazing powers
My sources tell me that Yui is still being a little faggot
>>696851998
Ah, okay, let me know how it is when you finish it. I'm just reading Yuiko's manga right now but all the translations I can find are shit so that's a bit annoying.
>>696852488
Shut up millie
>>696852692
>>696852728
>>696852767
Please explain what you mean by this
>>696852568
My father...was a nigger...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, stealing bikes. Mommy locks her bike to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father . . . was a faggot . . . and a fiend.
And one night, he starts assfucking, crazier than usual. Mommy has a VAGINA to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My Father... was a pokedad... and a fiend
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, uses hydro pump. Mommy uses a electric pokemon to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a camwhore...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he whores out on /b/ crazier than usual. Mommy sages the thread to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My mother...was afraid...and a fiend
And one night, my momma got scared, more scared than usual. She said I'm movin' in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I did not like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a jew...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he starts making money off interest, crazier than usual. Mommy gets a lawyer to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a virgin...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he faps off crazier than usual. Mommy disconnects the internet to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a bawksy...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he makes a video on youtube, crazier than usual. Mommy an heros to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was Vince...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he advertises slap chop craazziier than usual, chopping. Mommy gets Billy Mayse to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a terrorist...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he starts exploding, crazier than usual. Mommy gets America to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was pedophile...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, posting CP. Mommy tells him to have a seat right there to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a Jesus...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he dies for my sins, crazier than usual. Mommy watches Zeitgeist to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a plumber...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, stomping koopas. Mommy hides in Bowser's castle to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852568
My father...was a Girl...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he bitches about stupid nonsense craazziier than usual, crying. Mommy beats the shit out of her to shut her up. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>696852488
Shut up millie
Thread died
I think I killed it
>>696852783
I'm not too sure about this anime, I sense very bad rumblings.
>>696849503
I'm thinking 10 day old pizza crust
Rip thread
Everyone just quitted posting stuff
>
>>696855123
Nice watermark Fag lord
>>696854274
you made it kill
>>696855123
no mine
>>696855185
Elitist shitlord :^)
>>696855123
>buries face in chest
>if quints only lewds can be posted in next thread
>>696855512
reroll mat
>>696855185
Elitist shitlord :^)
>>696855123
>buries face in chest
>>696855512
Fail
>>696855548
again
What's the name of that anime?
>>696840958
That gif what is the name of the anime?
