Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Stop right there, criminal scum
Claimed.
Everyone must have the belief that there's always someone in a much worse situation than I am, and this person I want to help as a comrade.
-Adolf Hitler
>20/20 waifu claimed
>>696798573
Have a taste of your own medicine, foe!
>>696798826
Another M, huh?
>Rem-rin claimed
How is your waifu better than mine?
Claimu
Anonon or Asuka here today? maybe Mercy?
>>696797708
Nice. Does that happen a lot?
>If I hadn't just eaten I'd say it sounded good too.
>>696798084
>Who started the thoughts first huh~?
Well keep it up, it's perfectly fine.
>>696798152
That's how it is for me and running. Love doing it.
>>696798274
Kek. That's not something you'd usually hear people say.
>>696798826
HA, I wish. I remember seeing all of the old demo tapes and promo videos back in the day. Loved watching them.
Miho claimed
>>696799436
Vidya and thread at the same time isnt my smart choice
Too slow, Shinoa bro.
>>696798581
I wouldn't know really...
I think i should take your word on this one..
>>696798826
S-Shinoa..! That's lewd too..! what is going on today??
>>696800280
You did..! Don't give me that look acting like it's on me..
Nico claimed.
Claim
>>696798749
You need biger bait to catch a lamia m8
>>696799430
I am not here to give you confort faggot
>>696800156
Anon you betrayed me ;-;
>>696800338
Aww, dont be sad. I posted in your thread... fuck I forgot to check if I had dubs
dubs and I kill myself
>>696800372
I'm watching you.
Stella's mine
>if trips everyone has to reply with a lewd to this post
Claiming then going to bed. Have a good night everyone!
>>696798474
Even still, I wouldn't not be able to notice it
>>696798928
I took Spanish in college as a required course, and it was easy thanks to the Latin background. Esperanto sounds super weird and cool, a universal language? I can dig it (I did some Googling lol)
>>696800627
Good night!
Why are anons posting lewds now?
>>696800627
Sleep Well my friend~
>>696800411
It's at times like these that I'm reminded that I share my love of something with retards.
Stop posting. Nobody likes your kind.
>>696800787
>>696800725
Just want to see the thread burn.
Kim Jong-un was smart to ban the internet.
>>696800860
Looks way better without the eyebrows
>>696800383
Im doing that right now haha
>>696800587
Nice try Stella but everyone is lewding up in here already
>>696800156
It's always something with you M waifus
>>696800176
>
>>696800280
Tony hawk and all of em doing dank stunts. Must be nice. I was more into bike tricks
>>696800398
I know
>>696800400
I aint letting him have fun with others. I'll have fun with him myself~
>>696800627
Night yuukithe qt
>>696800217
Idk dude. Maybe later on
>>696800627
Good nigth
>>696800819
So you like snek too?
>>696800989
Yes!
>>696799436
>>696800990
So how are you doing tonight?
>frenemy
[Trump]:
USA! USA! USA! USA!
listen to the words I'm about to say.
death, weakness, destruction, lives ruined, corruption!
We don't win anymore, the situation is worse than it has ever been before.
China rapes our country, Mexico sends rapists, they take our money.
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
The gays! the lesbians! the Japanese! the Mexicans!
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Ask the gays, the gays will say:
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?
[Ted Cruz]: Freedom, a return to freedom, the internet: keep it free, don't give it away to Russia and China, protect your family.
Vote your conscience, vote for candidates you trust.
[Trump]: Lyin Ted, lyin Ted.
[Ted Cruz]: Don't mess with my wife, Don't mess with hamburger prices.
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%.
[Trump: Ted Cruz, he's a pussy.
[Ted Cruz]: Heidi is my best friend, she's the love of my life and hamburger prices have gone up, I like hamburgers so that sucks.
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
[Reporter]: If Marvin Gaye were alive today it's a fair prediction that he'd say "Whats going on?"
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?
>>696800860
too far
>>696800989
but now her forehead is fucking huge though
still here
>>696801039
forgot pic shit
>>696800280
I know, haha. I met a couple guys from Detroit the other day. They said it wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. I remembering thinking "that's exactly what someone from Detroit would say"
>>696800411
Eh?! I thought we were giving each other cancer through low rez pictures!
>>696800445
Off by one, rest in pepperoni
>>696800627
It's crazy easy to learn and yeah, it's universal, except that no one speaks it. Night Yuu-chan.
>>696801134
Nope
>>696800990
Maybe I cant do this while playing fpses.. better if I do while runescaping
>>696800020
what the frick, shes like 9 you weirdo!
>>696801035
Oh well, it looks like an anon wants to eat up the image limit anyway.
>>696800280
Mmm, not as often a traffic lights don't change.
>I toned back the cayenne pepper a lot, so it's not murderizing my mouth.
>>696798084
Thanks Nico. What's up?
>>696798581
Hmmm? Am I not allowed to say that?
>>696798826
Sup Smuggles.
>>696801039
No, she's not even the best girl in her respective series.
Her series isn't even good.
Im going to bed night everyone.
>>696801134
Still looks better without eyebrows
>>696801240
Explain
>>696801035
So much prejudice! We're good people!
>>696801437
>>696801508
stds are scaaaary
>>696801229
Ok then,take that one then
>>696801557
y
>>696801303
Wtf is that
>>696801524
Good night then.
Claimed
>>696801630
>>696801035
Geez.. perverts.. all of you.
>>696801436
About to go try out a new game with smug... I hope it's gonna be a good one..!
Wish me luck~
>>696801712
Wtf happened
>>696801685
Well maybe because she doesn't look like a german sheppard that way
>>696801489
I have to agree with the anime is shit but the manga dont dare say a world about the manga
>>696801932
>>696801998
she doesnt
>>696801834
Omg your waifu is such an angel~
So beautiful
>>696801998
>>696801998
>>696801998
Shepherd**
>>696801998
maybe you're waifu wouldnt look so fucking autistic with that edgy fringe covering her eye
mugis cool
now die
>>696801940
>Going to play a game with Smugs
Oh god, I'm so sorry. I'll take good care of your stuff when you're gone!
>What gaem?
>>696800400
I'll take responsibility for the suggestion, other half is all yours~.
>>696800627
Have a nice night man.
>>696801035
Hell yeah man, absolutely loved it. That's what got me into the video games. BMX was ok, not as cool honestly.
>>696801229
>that's exactly what someone from Detroit would say"
Topkek, you have a point there. No matter what you're going to try and cushion the reputation just a little bit. It's your home place after all.
>>696801436
So sometimes basically.
>Ah I thought the place put spice on it for a second.
>>696801035
Oh my, the warden is getting into bdsm~
>This will be fun~
>>696801436
I didn't expect that is all...
>It felt good~
>>696802128
>>696801126
Im in here and playing street fighter I should be sleeping but fuck it hah
>>696801360
Yeah runescape while you are grinding those farms...I dont know runescape haha
>>696802332
<3
>>696801154
Hi Smug!
Somebody once told me
Rory-sama claimed
>>696800020
She's so cute! And she's all mine!
>>696802485
the world was gonna roll me
>>696801524
Night Miho.
>>696801630
>
>>696801834
Pretty dece waifu, actually
>>696802128
Adorable.
>>696802311
>hey I'm from Hell, it's pretty cool
Yeah, eh, I don't really like any of the cities I've resided in for the last few years, so I'd talk shit. Think it's too late to go back to Russia?
>>696802204
To hell with you and your dog-like waifu
>>696802623
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
>>696802440
Rikka why are you not adding meeee
>>696802448
hello to you
>>696802623
I aint the sharpest knife in the drawer?
>>696802705
She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
>>696802705
>implying im claiming mugi
no.
fuck off.
>>696801420
Kek it seems so. How are ya?
>>696801436
How are ya?
>>696801615
I believe that! Dont get me wrong
>>696801940
Whos the bigger perv?
>>696802311
For real? Could still look cool though. Only reason that got me into skating were the games i could never play ;_;
>>696802332
Nope. Dreams smashed
I TURN MY SWAG ON
>>696802440
Runescape is really really grindy lol
>>696802440
Waiting to play killing floor with others here
>smug
>>696802705
she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
>>696802864
>>696802925
In the shape of an l on her forehead
>>696802842
You..! I'm not a perv!
>>696802311
Blame me all you want love~ We both know the real culprit here.
>>696802207
Well maybe not. It doesn't want to run but it was killing floor.
>>696803078
well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
>>696802804
>>696802925
>Mugi why?!
>>696802842
We just have...certain tastes...gehe...
>
>>696802311
Ya. It's mostly because of how small my bike is. Hardly any metal to trigger the sensors.
>I wish they would, but they won't cook with home brought spice.
>>696802332
Well after how you've been acting the last few days, I was worried my perv had left me!
>>696802842
Pretty good, at work, had a burger sprinkled with viking spice. No real hangover when I woke, so I'm glad for that. Or rather, I had a small one, and it went away after a single bottle of water. Haven't done much other than bake away today, really.
How you doin, Smuggles?
>>696803151
Oh, that's not nearly the game I thought it was. RIP.
>>696801489
Ah and forgot to ask who is the best girl if not her?
>Centorea:Horse pussy
>Pappy:I'm no lolikon
>Meroune:Hate fish
>Soo:Same as papi and to dumb for my taste
>Aracne:nothing to complain here,she is the second best
>Lala:Emo shit
>>696802526
Hi Rory
>>696802717
I just added ya girlie~
>>696802893
haha I KNEW IT how much? like 90 percent grind??
>>696802912
Dope never played it! How is it??
>>696802968
ahh shit rory gets it.
>>696802822
Show me your filthy waifu so I can roast him/her fgt
>>696803333
Checked!
Also have you tried it? is it bad?
>>696803299
shit my mistake
rip
>>696803341
what about zombina or kii
>>696803217
Fed to the rules and i hit the ground running
>>696803390
Make that 100%
>>696803574
didn't make sense not to live for fun
>>696803341
Hi.
Waiting for this bike to warm up is boring.
And headless girl is best girl. Emo girls just want someone to dote on.
>>696803428
Do I?
>>696803763
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
>>696802544
Hello, Anonon!
>>696802842
Doing pretty good, listening to Valentine's theme from all star battle, ate chocolate cake for the first time in a while.
>>696803763
Your brains get smart but your head gets dumb
>>696803935
Fuck
>>696803341
Suu, but that's not fair for the other girls.
She can literally be whatever you want, literally a fuckable ditto.
>>696803975
>>696803935
so much to do, so much to see
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS
YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
GO
YOU NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
>>696803341
>>696803556
Tomoko has a point there. Never thought of anyone outside of the housemates, hmm...Even the social worker could be considered a path.
>>696803512
>dead
>>696804165
HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
>>696804180
>>696803556
Was going to mention but when i got to lala i just got lazy
>>696803892
Usualy but that is emo boring for me and she isnt even sexy as the others
>>696804165
>>696804330
GET YOUR GAME ON, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY
>>696802698
Every time one of you all make me chuckle I'm always chewing gum, it's very uncanny.
Well those cities were't your home place, although I get what you mean. If there'e better opportunities there then not at all. Although it's pretty shitty no matter where you go nowadays.
>>696802842
Yeah I don't know, doesn't seem like there could be many sick tricks pulled off. Why couldn't you play them?
>>696803151
>"We both know the real culprit here"
>That gif
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you~?
>>696803333
>
Ah I get that. Has to be in a certain spot, with all of the planets aligned to be detected.
>Dress up as a delivery person and give it to them.
>>696803151
Meant me or mizore but this'll be interesting~
>>696803299
Oh my~
How could i forget?
>>696803333
>checked
Wew
Doing alright. Gonna chill with the fam and friends all day
>>696803390
Great. Nice zombie game that my laptop can handle well
>>696803965
Don't know if I asked but you new here?
>>696802526
>
>>696802485
Hey what's up? You new here?
>>696804518
And all that glitters is gold
>>696800020
What's her name?
>>696804635
Should I be an hero? I think i fucked up
>>696804635
You forgot the rock star part
>>696804180
yeah but why pick the normal one out of them
>>696804398
ok making sure
>>696804518
>said get your game on twice
why do i not notice these things
>>696804635
>>696804801
RIP
>>696804523
I have no clue what you're talking about! I'm just showing pictures of my waifu is all.
>It's probably just your perverted mind again.
>>696804578
I'm gonna have to go with Mizore on this one smug.
>>696804523
https://youtu.be/P_FkMcUwLNg
Parents didn't want me saying i wanted this and that and barely i touch it when i do get the real thing
>smug
>>696804398
My eyes, FUCKING CHRIST!
You win, please stahp
>>696804578
Somewhat, i've been talking in waifu threads for about a week i think.
>>696804948
>>696805107
>>696804801
>>696804900
I guess I must leave then. Sorry /b/ros.
Probably seeing you tomorrow
>>696802440
Nou.
>Cute
>>696802842
You can't deny how you touch me when I can't resist!
>>696802864
Damn son where'd you find this?
>>696803333
>My
Ohhh~
I'm not leaving anytime soon~
>>696803965
Hai Nui anon!
>>696805107
Kek ok
>>696805235
Night
>>696803498
Nope, never tried it before. But Smugs likes to play "games" with people.
>>696804523
Yep. Luckily there's a law here that says if a light is red for an unreasonable amount of time, and there's no oncoming traffic, you're allowed to run it.
>If only that could work.
Better luck next time Breeki.
>>696804578
Mmm, sounds like a comfy day! I'm jealous.
>>696805292
Yay~ I'm holding you to that~
>>696805235
goodnight
>>696805521
claaaaaaaaaaaaaimed b0ss
leaving this eddgy stuff over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fn1jEjX5PA
>>696805643
leaving some quality over here
https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8
>>696805235
Night
>>696805310
So how's everything been going?
makoto how are you doing
claimed
>>696804523
I'm not sure how to react to that. Is it fate? What flavor gum?
True. If the people don't kill you, the disasters will, and if those don't get you, the conditions are unfit for human life. So I'll stay inside for now.
>>696804578
What is The Bun's actual name?
>>696804828
Be...because she...she's cool and collected and has her life together and...
>she wears glasses
>>696805219
Y tho. 4wat porpoise tho
>>696805731
My sides
>>696806042
glasses are nice but they can go on anyone. the rest of the values are up 2 you i guess
>>696806418
you like glasses too!?
worst waifu thread ever
>>696805292
we make our stuff mizore.
photoshop.
how are you btw?
>>696805818
Everything is great. Why is it that snacks from Organic supermarkets taste like nothing?
>Anonon
>>696806656
Excited for Pink Season, Franku?
>>696806656
pretty ok i guess
>>696806730
I'm good, I was gunnar post my meme mizore.
>>696805450
You can hold me all you want....
>Mizore