ITT we argue about apples
>>696768589
fuck you green apples are at the top
>>696768589
>green apples are too sour :^)
You know you gotta be over 18 to post on this board, right?
>Green
>Mid tier
Nigga, you serious?
>>696768589
>divine tier
>>696768589
Nice ranking, I'd put yellows at the bottom though.
>>696769351
Are those tomatoes?
>>696768589
Granny Smith apples are mid tier?
You're a fucking faggot, OP
>>696768589
green apples > every fucking apple you could think of nigger
>>696769386
>(You)
>no honeycrisp
Get out if here with your shit chart. Literally Elder God tier apples.
>>696769382
That means you had never tasted them.
Greens deserve high tier tho.
>>696768589
>not posting Fuji
kys
>>696769351
>>696769559
my nigga
God tier
>>696768589
Lol pink ones aren't real, and I've never ate a red apple that tasted like flour.
>>696769811
Fruit fedora
>>696769811
Fucking wasted dubs.
Go be nigger somewhere else.
>>696769811
That's a pineapple you fucking imbecile
>>696768589
Green apple is ultra
>>696769351
>>696769731
Honeycrisp is the endgame of apples. I think OP may just have never experienced them.
>>696769351
mah niggggg
Fuji is "The Apple"
All apples are good as long as they are from a farm.
>>696770073
pleb
>>696769946
He must live in a third world country... what a faggot
>>696769559
So fucking good that I'm sure it had a hand in plaguing man with original sin.
Empire apples are literally the best fucking apple. Perfect blend of sweetness while not tasting foamy like a red delicious.
Next time you pick apples just fill your entire bag with Empires and you won't regret it.
>>696769458
Granny Smith is objectively the best apple.
>>696770073
Get the fuck back to work Tyrone!
>>696769587
>criminal
Anyone ever have a Fuji apple?
>>696770071
fuji and gala are my shit
>>696770142
Fug you, my grannie's green apples are sweeter than everything that ever hits the shelves. And she has only like 10 trees, just for the family.
>>696770288
Fuck you green apples totally shit on everything else
H O N E Y C R I S P
Although I buy Fuji most of the time because I'm cheap.
>>696770422
muh boi
>>696770445
There's more to taste in life other than green apples and cock, anon.
>>696769351
you know what's what. i'm not even gonna bother scrolling past your post.
/thread
>>696770652
>green apples and cock
Right in the childhood.
apples give me gas and diarrhea
>>696770932
Sucks to be you.
My favorite apple
Pic related
>>696769874
underrated fucking post kek
>>696768589
You forgot gala apples and Korean apples bitch
>>696770535
>honeycrisp
no doubt, any of it's newer varietals are ok too. SweeTango, Juici, Opai, SnapDragon and the newer Cosmic crisp.
While we're here, let's argue about melons.
>Honeydew is Godly.
>fruits
Don't talk to me ever again.
>>696768589
Honey crisps are god tier
>>696771243
Honeydew is good, cantaloupe is okay, and watermelon is supremely meh
Macoun represent
>>696769844
This nigger has never had a pink lady. You're missing out bro
>>696771338
>blueberries
>not blackberries
Just kill yourself already
>>696768865
>green apples are on top
Can confirm
>>696769458
>>696769496
>>696768589
why isnt yellow at the bottom faggot
>>696768589
I cant eat apples anymore because i am allergic :(
>>696771371
If you ever get a chance to try a golden honey watermelon, don't pass up the opportunity because of watermelon hate. Supreme fruit.
>>696771692
Sucks to be you
Anyone who isn't a fucking animal knows that aesthetics is half of the appeal of food.
OP and every dumbshit that agrees with his nigger cock obsessed mind is an utter retard that doesn't see his shitty apple propoganda.
Green apples are shit-tier. We shouldn't eat green shit, that's why it's not an appealing color to us. Pussy lips aren't green for a reason.
Pink Ladies are god-tier like pussy lips, and red apples are high-tier like dick-suckers.
Yellow and Green are rape your mom and kill yourself tier.
Yellow and
>>696771243
Can't eat honeydew or cantaloupe. Tastes gross to me for some reason. Like i can see the appeal, but my brain doesn't accept it.
>>696768589
My favorite are the brown ones that make my abdomen feel strange.
>>696769559
I worked in produce for about 8 months in college. I can confirm that out of all the apples I tasted in that time, honeycrisp was the best in every, single way. Other apples are better for apple pie (you want softer apples for that) but for straight eating or paired with cheese and wine these are the best you will get. If you disagree you are clearly an uneducated nigger.
>>696771692
Holy shit, is apple allergy a real thing?
Was this medically diagnosed, or are you one of those retards who decides your allergic to something because you read about it on the internet?
nittany are good
>>696771243
A perfectly ripe cantaloupe is best.
>>696769351
Yup. This is Godtier OP.
>>696771731
>Yellow and Green are rape your mom and kill yourself tier.
So, like metal tier? Because that's brutal.
Granny Smith confirmed for bad bitch.
>>696771766
Waste of dubs.
Fix your brain then faggot. Hondeydew is God.
>>696771510
Oh you think you're a cool guy. Beat THIS.
>>696769844
Produce guy here again, Pink Ladies are real but aint got nothing on Honeycrisp.
>>696772016
I like pink ladies, but honeycrips are amazing.
>>696772048
Fedora berries
>>696771731
Red apples are tasteless, foamy, and have a thick shitty skin. They don't even smell good. Like a rabid nigger.
>>696769351
I get orgasms from HoneyCrisps
>>696772048
OP here, out of all the fruits in this thread blueberries are clearly superior in every way
ida red are good for pies
rotten apples are the best
>>696769351
thank you and goodnight
Granny Smiths go second, you fucking retard.
What fucking pussy thinks an APPLE is too sour?
No what I've never had in my entire fucking life? A mealy or soft green apple, but here you are praising 'soft' meat in number to? Fuck you, same thing.
Best things about the green ones is the fucking snap.
>>696772273
Dis nigga gets it.
>>696768865
Yup
Anyone else hate the apple texture?
It's like eating wet sand.
>>696768589
Fucking love green apples
Apples are fine.
Melons are fine.
If you don't love persimmons, you are officially a little bitch and don't you ever speak to me or my wife's son ever again.
>>696772314
You gotta account for their use in cooking. Yellow apples are the best to bake with.
>>696769715
Fuck those soft ass gook apples
>>696769351
/thread
I am 33 years old. I've been coming here off and on since 2009. Every time I do I think to myself: Why bother? It will never be the way it was. It's just a bunch of kids being stupid. Why don't you go hang out on reddit or wherever?
I was thinking just those thoughts when I see this thread...and a small sliver of hope for the future.
Carry on.
>>696770624
Sauce on pic
>>696772150
>but honeycrips are amazing
>honeycrips
Blood oranges are the best.
Cameo is great for backed apples
>>696771115
this
much better taste than apples and doesnt turn bad that quickly. (Apples get those shitty tasting brown spots while pears with similar spots still taste normal)
red delicious looks really good but tastes like shit
>>696772605
>>696772605
I typo'd
>>696772448
>Why don't you go hang out on reddit
Fuck off traitor.
Those who browse both websites are the ones with no actual life.
What's the best apple for candied apples? I say grannie smiths.
>>696768589
Agreed about those Pink Ladies.
>>696771243
Honeydew is best enjoyed with a light sprinkling of lime or lemon juice. It's also the best of all the melons. Cantaloupe is a close second but if it's at peak ripeness it may just be the best
Best fruits:
Apples - honey crisp
Grapes- cotton candy
Oranges - clementines
Melons - water
Bananas - yellow
>>696772672
the first gen red were good but you only get third gen in the super markets
>>696768865
This
Red Delicious, the Nigger of apples. Better off left hanging from a tree than in our grocery stores.
>>696772661
Pears are fucking nasty, they have string in the middle and they go bad once they're exposed to anything over 55 degrees
>>696768865
/Thread
>>696772314
I love this anon
>>696772882
Nah dude you gotta get in on those blue bananas
>>696772844
rome are nice and round, also red so it looks better
>>696772882
You spelled Honeydew wrong.
>>696773024
I started something amazing with a typo. Talos be praises. DAMMIT
>>696768589
Pink lady
You're a fucking gypsy rat op. How fucking dare you claim that the pink lady is ultra tier. Jazz is the best apple on the planet
>be me
>be german
>see this thread
>mfw we have as many apple strains as the USA has minorities
>>696772237
well that's just confirmation that you're retarded. Blueberries are shit tier berries. Blackberries and Raspberries are superior in every way and even bananas are better berries than those weak tasting pudding soft pieces of disappointment.
>>696773220
>thinking honeydew is best melon
We've been over this, green is like melanin in fruit. It's disgusting.
The niggers are right about watermelon that shit's good
>>696773044
Worthy dubs, my friend...
>>696773236
>>696773236
>>696773236
sure is summer in here
>>696768589
It depends on the crunchiness of the apple, doesn't matter what kind of apple as long as it's crunchy faggot.
Always like royal gala apples.
Red delicious are fucking disgusting and should not exist.
Honey crisp
Braeburn
Pink Lady
Golden Delicious if I'm dirt poor that week.
Fuck green and red.
>>696773081
where the fuck do you live and why the fuck do you buy fruits out of their season?
Do you like 8 months old fruits that get sold as "fresh" ones the whole year?
>>696773415
You're just mad that your mother choked on blueberries and died.
>>696773290
jazz is the brand name for a red honeycrisp
>>696773520
Just smell that air!
Green is best
Pic related
>>696772328
stop eating Macintosh. Beyond shit tier as far as apples are concerned. Too soft, underwhelming flavour and an almost rubbery skin.
>>696773569
I like fruits that I can take home in my car and not have to worry about them being spoiled when I get home.
>>696773463
>"The niggers are right about watermelon that shit's good"
It's only second to the divine Honeydew.
>>696773555
gala is the offspring of red delicious
>>696768865
This man is correct
>>696773855
Honeydew is green which automatically takes it down a tier
>>696769351
Truth has been spoken
>>696773649
>jazz is the brand name for a red honeycrisp
No it isn't, your lack of apple knowledge seriously perturbs me
>>696773877
I guess the apple does fall far from the tree
Do green apples count as greens?
>>696774102
Get your dindu melons out of our white people thread
>>696773838
Yeah like the meat isnt more important
also problem solved, of course you fill them will cool pads or they are electric (for the car)
>>696774144
A severe amount of 44s must disturb their brains.
born in washington. yall aint got shit on this dick motherfuckers
>>696774102
No way that big ass mouth took that little of a bite.
>>696769587
Yellows are great but there was this one batch at the local store that gave me the shits and rotten egg burps and fuck man one of those fucking dumbs filled the toilet with fucking shit it was just gross
>>696773627
I honestly don't believe an adult human throat is capable of choking on blueberries. Your reply is just silly
What is with the fucking doubles?
>>696774025
Watermelon is green on the outside. You're argument is invalid.
>>696773314
>>mfw we have as many apple strains as the USA has minorities
The audacity of this statement coming from a German.
>>696769811
Any kind of citrus beats Apples anyday.
>>696768589
jazz and gala
>>696774473
Apples
>>696774209
STFU CARLOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696774661
Of course it id
>>696768589
Bought honey crisp once... Was life changing. Went back week later and the price was triple. Guess they priced them wrong before.
>>696774298
you're right about jazz just looked it up
Cherries?
Why has nobody brought up the most amazing piece of fruit put on this earth by the judeochristian god?
>>696774605
>Any kind of citrus beats Apples anyday
Grapefruits are fucking garbage even compared to the Macintosh
>>696774820
Does that mean I am not a faggot?
>>696774924
You're still a faggot
>>696768589
>"Red apples"
You would have been smarter to just put "Everything else" or something. There are tons of different "red apple" varieties and while a few are mealy and gross, there are plenty that are pretty good.
>>696774924
Of course you're still a faggot
>>696774851
Cherries are the SHIIIIT.
>>696769351
Yes! Bought these once without knowing they would change my apple game forever.
has anyone had a lodi apple it's the best
>>696768589
This is the kind of autism you will not find anywhere else on the internet.
>>696775001
Awww.
>>696771243
you dirty nigger! you and your shit melons can fuck off
>>696768589
>God tier
>>696775101
Isn't it beautiful?
>>696774875
Grapefruits, tbh suck cock. Until you juice them, then they're top tier.
>>696770422
this guy gets it
I prefer regular milk
>>696768589
"Reed apples" describes Pink Ladies you total homosexual. Red Delicious are the crap apple that give red apples a bad name. RDs were created to survive shipping and harvesting, not for flavor. They are total crap.
Also, Fujis are up there with or above Pink Ladies.
>>696774851
Get your garbage out of here. BLACKBERRY MASTER RACE
>>696771371
If you replace "supremely meh" with "absolute shit it's like shitty flavored water", then you're spot on
>>696775056
i'm sorry i ment not grate.
>>696775056
>i like lodi apples, you've probably never heard of them
>>696772178
aren't those strawberries
>>696772387
I'd by them, but I need my parents persimmons
Best apple.
>>696775325
You must've had white people watermelon
>>696775258
That stuff is shit tier you gotta drink the good shit
>>696772661
>doesnt turn bad that quickly
What? Pears are God Tier but I'll admit that after a pear goes ripe, it's a ticking bomb. You've got a couple days to eat them before they turn to mush. Apples will hang around for weeks before going bad.
>>696775464
Booooooooo
>>696772048
Blueberries or Saskatoons?
>>696774587
Yeah, you dont know much about Germany thats for sure.
We have still way less immigrants (especially not from all around the world) than you rebels.
And I still hope the refugees fuck off some day or the clash of civilizations continues.
Pink Ladies are good.
>>696768589
FUN FACT, every apple you eat of a apple kind is genetics of only one plant , there is a 1, in 10000 orsomething chance that a apple seedling turns out to be a tasty apple.
>>696775288
If I eat a Red Delicious it's not for the flavour. I just love the snap when it's fresh. Even then it's not my first choice
>>696775295
I just want to suck up a nice blackberry tart
They're shit phones, but wonderful fruit
>>696775408
Acai, straight up fedora berry
Gala are the undisputed best
Anyone who eats green should literally be killed
>>696775464
Underrated post
>>696775295
Blackberries have a flavor that's too variable. Sure they're everywhere in the wild but it's not a dependable flavor and it doesn't mix well with anything else.
>>696775505
>>696775258
MODS MODS MODS chocolate milk is the best milk its a fucking fact
>>696774851
Cherries are the best -- but I thought this was an apple thread? I'm confuse now..
>>696775505
Then why have an image of strawberry milk?
>>696769351
Aaaaamen brotherr
These are threads we need more often. Take the trap threads, somewher else-I SAID TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE!
>>696772387
Those taste like fucking tomatoes.
>>696775681
Fuck your shit skin milk
>>696774875
Run half grapefruit under broiler for a few moments. Top with a little kirsch.
This is what God has when He wants a snack.
>>696775885
OP here, tomorrow I'm doing grain-based breakfasts
>>696772882
you nigger.
Apples - Jazz
oranges - Mandarin
melons - can fuck off
the rest I agree with
>>696771892
He is a doctor leave him alone. He cant help it
>>696775998
Frosted Flakes are something I like because of that one thread. You know the one.
>>696773044
well spent dubs! underrated post
MY TIER LIST:
Top tier:
Pineapple, Banana, Strawberry, Pear, Blackberry, plums (pruned), grapes (regular)
Mid-tier:
Raspberry, apple, citrus (minus grapefruit), mango, plums (regular), grapes (pruned/juice)
Shit tier:
Watermelon, grapefruit, other melons, tomatoes
>>696769351
I thought either some1 was samefagging this or it was a meme that pointed to a gay porn site or some. But I googled it and found the wiki - "It has much larger cells than most apples, which rupture when bitten to fill the mouth with juice"
I don't regularly eat apples but I've got to try this shit
Fuji are best for cooking
Gala are best for setting raw
>debate about apples
>not including asian pears
Fucking plebs.
>>696768589
Best apple coming through
>>696775672
Blackberries pair wonderfully with raspberries. There's also a company here in Maine that makes a great blackberry soda. They also make a Raspberry/Cranberry soda that's pretty delicious. That being said, I believe the best companion fruit to be the cranberry. It goes well with just about any other fruit regardless of how disgusting it is alone
>>696775939
LYNCH THE FUCKER
>>696775911
Try a ripe one.
As, you may be thinking of Caribbean "tree tomatoes" instead of persimmons -- they look similar.
>>696773314
top KEK
>>696776333
Get your horse shit out my face
>>696776243
Prepare to never love any other apple again. It's like the heroin of the apple family.
Green apples should go on top OP you fucking faggot
>>696776333
Trips confirms
>3 apples
>>696776432
See above. You mad.
>>696776336
>here in Maine
There's your problem right there buddy
>>696776333
Noooooo, the brownies have the power of squared trips! No one can get them back to- oh, who am I kidding, I don't even give a fuck.
>>696771243
>Filler fruit
>Godly
pick one pleb
what apples make the best pie?
>>696776353
Oh shit! You're right it was a tree tomato. I get them mixed up.
>>696776507
>>696776598
>>696776642
Baked apples
>>696776507
We're having a nice debate on the qualities of fruits, and you have to be the nigger who posts horses
>>>/mlp/ <<<go here you stupid spic
>>696775942
I'm not really one for drinking myself but if I see some kirsch while doing groceries I may be tempted to try it. thanks anon. Grapefruits are still shit though. Alcohol may make grapefruit palatable but it does the same for ugly women.
>>696776333
>>696776507
Justifying what you do is futile: There is no explanation.
>>696772387
They do taste good
>>696775939
kys
>>696776761
I am a proud racially pure pony, you nigger.
>>696776816
Explanations are for jews and zebras.
>>696773649
didn't know that, thanks anon
>>696776745
grate thanks
>>696776772
>Grapefruit, the "fat sidekick of that hot girl you want to bone" fruit
>>696775505
Blueberry milk is the best fucking thing ever
>>696776642
strawberry rhubarb apples, or perhaps pumpkin apples
>>696775295
nothing black is master race
>>696771879
I kno this one nigga used to eat green apples wit his brie and chardonnay. Some nigga shit right there
>>696776590
In the off seasons it's a problem yeah but our wild berries during the summer and late spring are beyond heavenly
>>696776761
As the guy who made the squared trips post, I honestly don't care if there is one mention of mop, but this is pushing it 7 ways to Sunday.
>>696775258
I drink glasses and glasses of it everyday. So refreshing
God tier: Honey crisp, Pink Ladies
Good tier: Figi apples, green apples
Ok tier: yellow apples
Shut tier: gala apples
>>696776916
>>>/mlp/
go back to where you belong you inbred, shitskinned nigger horse
go back to sucking Harambe's teats
go hunt down another cop and celebrate your cold-blooded murder with a watermelon jerk-off
>>696768589
>>696769844
pink ladies are divine
>>696777189
I'm the typo guy, fickgace!
>>696777061
>the black ranger
>black cars
>black metal
>black tar heroin
>black cat fireworks
>>696777199
got dayum you are mad af lol xDDDD
>>696775258
>>696775505
try chlorax
Shit dude I gotta try me a honeycrisp now. I'm 80% sure this entire thread is a honeycrisp shill in disguise but it worked
>>696777152
Sunday?! Stop talking about ice cream on the fruit thread
>>696772882
Cotton candy grapes are God's one true son, and it is rumored that a Trump presidency would mean nothing but these are served in the White House.
Plums, anyone?
>>696776642
lemon meringue apples
>>696776228
No peaches? You're sadly mistaken friend
>>696770422
>Come to thread
>Search Fuji and gala
>See this post
My fucking nigga
Had no idea there were such a thing as yellow apples
>>696777333
The squared trips return? This thred is magic.
Whatyall niggas know about snow apples aka fameus.
Smaller than honeycrisp so perfect portion size. Snow white inside, slightly softer than honeycrisp and a perfect balance and of sweet with a hint of tart.
>>696776916
That's actually a really nice applejack. What kind of apples does applejack like best? Hehe
>>696776816
holy fuck, I used to know that chick. her name is Charlotte Hater
>>696777151
Down south, all the blackberries taste like dirt and garbage but if you're ever homeless you won't go hungry.
>>696777388
They're ok but something about it when I eat one is off, the flesh is fucked or something.
>>696777648
Applejack clearly harvests only the most delicious apples in all Equestria.
>>696775295
you are all faggots blueberries are and will always be the king
envy apples are literally the envy of all other apples.
>>696777893
The fact that someone took the time to draw this is the most disgusting thing I've thought about all night, even nastier than green apples and blackberries
>>696777861
Waaaaaaaaaar. I call Blackberries, because blueberries are meh.
>>696777701
I can imagine. In the north it never gets hot enough to deprive the berries of water so they're incredibly juicy and flavourful here. The trick is to catch the whole patch at the peak of ripeness and immediately harvest and freeze them. Keep a bowl in the fridge for snacking but nothing beats a good blackberry jam.
ever had an ugli fruit? pretty good