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Chris chan thread
>>696762709
>>696762709
He is going to die
>>696763174
No she wont
>>696762783
god damn
>>696763933
>>696763174
Most people that actually get the transition end up killing themselves.
>>696764530
Those are the agp hons that don't pass
The ones that pass tend to be happy
So, did he actually get a proper sex change operation?
>>696762709
that's the most disgusting thing i've seen today and i've watched gore
>>696762783
wtf
haven't seen smth like that
>>696765267
the only operation it needs is a gun against it's head and the trigger pulled until it's dead.
>>696765267
No, it's from his infected piercing. He will go into septic shock
>>696765267
No he got a quack
I have seen pics of proper sex changes
This isn't one
He may as well of chopped his dick off with a rusty nail Ethan Mars style
>>696762783
Are you sure this wasn't from BME?
does chris actually think he has a vagina.
>>696762783
Can somebody explain to me what is happening here?
>>696762783
What the shit, can someone explain this shit to me ? Why is their a pierced mini-cunt instead of his penis ? And why is it leaking sperm ? I heard of his legendary autism but shit I didn't know it was that bad.
>>696766450
At this point I think it's an hybrid betwen a penis and a vagina.
Well it's more like a hole that is leaking cum now that I think about it.
>can't get girl
>becomes girl
>>696766450
yes.
he was listening to some weird binaural beats thing on youtube that claimed to change your genitals from dong into puss and apparently, the infection from his piercing split his skin open. he thinks it's a vagina.
>>696767324
the ol' switcheroo
classic autism
>>696767324
Seems like the most logical move for chris
>>696762783
End me
A lot of people need to die.
Liquid chris(tine) should come back
Chris thinks that as long as there is no pus then its ok. Also, apparently there's a study that shows a good amount of transgender folk are autistic.
>>696767449
Wait, is it actually pus coming out of his... hole ?
im through with this bullshit god damnit
havent heard of his ass in a while whend he cut his entire genitals off?
how the fuck was he pissing before the piercing?
>>696766985
It's below his ballsack... And to think I almost moves to Charlottesville. Hate being in the same country as this sick fuck.
>>696763933
>she
Holy shit this nigga went full BME hardcore on himself
>>696762783
mother of god.
someone save his retarded ass
I no longer fear death thanks op
>>696768101
he didn't cut his genitals off, the piercing is below his balls, on his perineum. he still has his dick. i think.
>>696768304
Watch the webm
>>696768069
I don't think the webm is actually of Chris. I can't find any source leading it back to him. He said he wears maxi pads though, likely to soak up pus and blood leaking from the infected hole.
>>696768101
He still has a dick, just in case any hetero chicks wanna bang him. He's trying to grow a cunt through hypnosis. He doesn't make enough money from his sonichu crap to even get hormones.
>>696762783
>>696768448
That actually makes sense after a sex change(though I'm pretty sure they wear medical diapers for the recovery)
>>696762783
God has left us. And man is using science to turn eachother into monsters... there's no hope
>>696768542
That's kinda depressing
Even though he isn't a real tranny that's just sad
>>696762709
i am confused on what this really is...help?
>>696768542
How does he cum when they bang? How the fuck does he explain it?
>Don't worry babe, we won't need protection, when I orgasm I leak through my makeshift pussy, not my dick
>>696769105
>rubbing alcohol
>open wound
>alcohol
fun
I don't think any of the is the work of autismo. He wouldn't have the access to capital to actual get surgery, nor would be able to self-mutilate on that extent to pull it off, just bleed out and die. But it's fun for bantz
>>696769105
he needs to be locked away. he's sick
Oh god. This is seriously the first time I ever wanted to kill someone out of mercy.
>>696762783
Smells like summer in here. Everybody replying to this thinking it's chrischan needs to lurk way the fuck more.
From the human shit stain himself:
>Since last May, I decided to take it >a step further and begin my >transition from male to female with >the penis to vagina tracks, including >the individual organ changing >tracks, and for a while the Intersex >track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, >while I slept that night, my labia >started splitting open, and I found >the initial hole and blood the next >morning. And over the few days >that followed, the labia opened to >its full length, and I've been dealing >with the blood that came out. I have >been keeping it clean, daily >monitoring it, and treating it with >rubbing alcohol. I have started the >wheels in motion for the full HRT >and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last >Friday, because I felt like I didn't >want to wait much longer to fully >become the woman that I should >have been born as.
TL;DR : it's an infection but he's actually pursuing sex reassignment surgery.
>>696762783
>>696769623
You're not fooling anyone, Chris
>>696762783
JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU IMAGINE THE POST EJACULATE REGRET EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT
>>696766738
Looks to me like thats a hole where a dick used to be and its leaking seminal fluid.
>>696768870
The two pictures on the left show where Chris got his taint pierced, on the site where is clitoris should have been. Eventually he took it out because it kept getting infected.
Because of Chris' poor hygiene the piercing site has now become an open wound. But Chris think its a labia resulting from hypno stuff he heard on youtube to help make him more like a woman.
TL;DR: Chris gunna die before Snorlax.
To think that i lived about 11 miles from this creature and never encountered it i mean shit. Couldve had some lulz with this guy. I also met Bailey Jay in Cville. Something in the water there for sure.
>>696769863
The ripped bloody taint is chrischan the webm is fucking old though.
Poor Bob the Lumberjack. At least he was put out of his misery before this shit started.
>>696762783
Legit one of the grossest thing I've seen on this website
>>696762783
VAD DE FAK
>>696770062
thanks for the summary. god, he is fucked up-- who gets their fucking taint pierced?
>>696770046
Imagine fucking that hole, and when he cums, it just leaks his semen and blood
>AHHHHHHHHHH
>>696770522
Imagine Snorlax going full dyke and eating that thing.
I'm rock hard.
Post more Chris Chan, fucking contribute.
>>696765595
Mammaaaaa life had juuuust begunnn
>>696770666
wtf is a chris chan
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1032241#search=Chris-chan
>>696762709
>Chris chan
Can someone red pill me on who this is?
This is actually disturbing. I followed the Chris Chan insanity for awhile, but stopped a few years ago. After catching up on the CWC wiki about the whole "I'm a woman now" nonsense, and now seeing this...
I think I need to go cry for a bit. I can only hope that when Trump is president, he gets these people the help that truly need.
>>696770951
Lurk more, newfag.
>>696771020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
King of b
>>696771020
There is no easy way to sum up a decade of this man's internet life
>>696762709
>>696762783
>dat webm
Time to fucking kill myself
>>696771234
No, more like king of /lolcow/
>>696771131
>newfag
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>696765562
its a parallelogram
>>696771345
>XDXDXDXDXDXDDXD
>LOL TOP KEK XDXDXDXD :P:P:P:P XDXD
Did he tear his skin open on his taint? That's a terrible place for a wound. Doesn't he know how dangerous an infection there could be?
>>696771438
/Thread
>>696771599
No, he got a piercing. That piercing got infected, and he just ripped it off.
He now thinks it's a vagina.
So nobody want to claim Chris chan as waifu?
so this isn't the result of a legit sex reassignment surgery, he just ripped his dick off?
>>696771599
>doesn't he know
No
>>696771830
>>696771830
Id rather be chris chan than have to fuck him.
>>696771960
Yes
No doctor would preform SRS on this specimen as it isn't a real tranny
>>696772090
You wouldn't have to fuck him.
Let him fuck you!
>>696771960
He went full futa, he still has his dick and balls, his grilpussy is below them
>>696762709
just thinking about a torn gooch makes me shiver
>>696762783
>>696769105
His taint piercing got torn off and left a nasty hole, that's what the "labia" is from. Right now he's rotting from the inside. That white goo is puss from the wound.
>>696769118
> chris actually getting sex
Are you serious?
>>696771960
Sex reassignment surgery in a back-alley bar, or got it caught between his mom's ass cheeks when going thru rigor-mortis.. both plausible.
>>696770435
dude i thought the same thing today. hadn't been keeping up with this fucking crazy but he's taken it to a new level. i almost feel like we owe it to him to at least intervene...
>>696762783
I honestly regret my existence here. Time to die.
>>696769118
Rainbow pony isn't real, so no need to worry about future Chris change running around.
>>696771078
bumping for getting this disillusioned fuck some help...
>>696771960
I doubt it's a legit surgery. No fuckin way a hospital surgeon would leave a gaping wound like that. He probably got some prescription pills off the street, doped up, and sliced.
>>696771830
Not waifu but I would love to hang out with him, just to see how he functions in a day to day setting.
>>696772718
He's gone past the point of no return there is no helping someone so far gone all we can do is watch him die now
he has a wiki u guise
http://sonichu.com/cwck
Does anyone know what his YouTube channel was? I haven't checked it in a while.
>>696773536
404 m8
Any dubs from here on gets Chris chan as waifu.
Roll of doom. Go!
>>696762783
Sauce on webm? Did he post this on youtube?
>>696773687
Roll
>>696773680
kek sorry add an i to the end
>>696762709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY
newfags
>>696773687
Well it's one way to kill the thread
Actual CC encounter.
>Visiting family in Virginia
>Acutely aware this is the state that harbors the beast
>Uncle and Aunt are both shopping in some outlet mall
>See a thrift store, never been in one but decided to check it out
>I walk in, the place smells like concrete after it's been rained on, hard to describe
>Not a very large place
>Me and two other people
>In the back hear something shuffling about next to a huge rack of cloths
>I nearly shit myself, would have smelled better than the store
>It is actually chris-chan
>I do not fucking have my phone, went to water park prior and left it in the bag
>Keep distance like Irwin taught me
>Chris is actually looking at this giant blue sesamee street dress, over the boobs part is cookie monsters eyes
>It is almost to much, I stifle laughing but even still it alerted him to my presence
>The very moment it felt like something was up it went to the check out area
>The dress was disgusting and he was buying it
>He checked out and looked back while paying to make sure he wasn't being recorded
>He also literally did not say a single thing the entire time to my knowledge
>Almost tempted to follow him, decide against it
>His car had a giant transformers sticker on it also but different from the pictures I had seen of it
He really did have the air of caution, like he would run away at the first sign of a phone coming out. He even avoided me while I was in the store and always made sure something was blocking my view of him. He looked very pasty and sick also, his lips were a white-blueish color, it made me think of poison for some reason.
>>696774018
>I walk in, the place smells like concrete after it's been rained on, hard to describe
the name for that scent is "petrichor"
>>696772658
Sometimes I say crazy thangs
>>696762709
>>696774344
WinRar!!
>>696774018
I am the guy that made the Chris Chan doc, that would have been an amazing scene of someone chasing Chris out of a store like an albino dodo bird with jungle drums.
>>696774344
It was disgusting either way man and somehow his smell mingled with it.
Why would a thrift shop even smell like that lol
>>696774644
I swear up and down he would have ran screaming rape, I swear. He would have absolutely wrote on his fucking blog or whatever that he was being chased by a bongo playing rapist.
>>696762783
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS
I NEED TO KNOW
I NEED TO SEE PEOPLES REACTIONS
>>696774838
Next thing you be saying is that you weren't going to rape it, right?!
Hell nigga, you be funny!
>>696774931
THIS
POST SAUCE FAGGIT
>>696762709
>>696774838
and that would make it compelling for the movie, rape adds not subtracts.
>>696773961
christ he even put his home address
>>696775045
People tend to embellish stories but I can honestly say if there was ever a situation where my dick was in chris I would actually cut it off and wolololo the rest of my life. Fuck that man.
>>696762783
Looks nothing like a pussy.
Just looks as though he was at the receiving end of a tank shell.
Sad times/b/. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any lower.
>>696775212
When I go back to Virginia this fall I'll be in the same area with a camera. I'll try to chase him just for lol's but I don't want to get hit with radioactive pepper spray made in the 40's.
>>696762783
>>696771438
That is very clearly a rhombus.
>>696775546
Your excuse has been noted anon.
Now do the right thing and get your next encounter on video. We need this shit for science!!
>>696775822
Chris really is an endless source of lols.
>>696775546
I'll put that stuff in the sequel that's never gonna happen.
>>696773961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EseLSkb8GTc
>>696762783
>>696775988
No sequel.
It's an ongoing project.
>>696774018
How long ago was this?
He looked sick?
Uh O guys the taint infection may be getting him
>>696776326
I visit once a year every late summer to fall. This occurred last fall.
>>696762783
>>696776047
DUDE WHY AM I WATCHING THESE?? ARE YOU DOING THE SAME?
>>696762783
>>696762709
How did this happen? Where did it do this? A legit SRS would look just like the real thing, but this... I don't even
>>696775705
oh god, please do it
>>696776326
It's more like the mutated strain of cjd-rabies-hiv-ebola-dick-cancer of the brain.
>>696776168
Then that project wont be done for a long time.
>>696773961
This is an entire new level of autism.
>>696773961
so if he lives with his parents, or some sort of caregiver, why aren't they helping? This guy cannot be independent. He is completely far gone.
>>696776592
I can't. I want to laugh but its too sad.
>>696776701
That's fine.
Gives me enough time for my guts to settle down after watching the gore/rekt video above.
>>696776841
Snorlax is too fat to help
>>696776841
You don't know the full story.
>>696776944
Yeah but I am working on new shit. A new documentary is in the works.
>>696773961
>implying $100,000 is a good salary
>maternity leave
this is sad it's like a 6 year old giving a presentation at school.
It's not SRS. Chriss still has a cock and balls.
He got a taint piercing that got infected multiple times, now there's a fucking hole of an open abscess with a possibly deeper embedded abdominal abscess.
Eventually chris's abscess will rupture and he'll go septic and die.
Here's the deal, Chris thinks that he's hypnotizing his body into creating a vagina by listening to some hypnosis videos on youtube, so he thinks the abscess is a budding new vagina.
He also has stored sperm in his freezer so when his body completely changes he can impregnate himself and give birth to his daughter "Crystal."
>>696777088
Good to know. Interesting shit you care to share with us?
>>696776841
He lives with his mommy. No joke. His dad peaced out a long time ago. Go to the wiki. Some anon mentioned it earlier. CWCki
>>696776992
I sure don't...elaborate then.
>>696777254
cool, will do.
>>696777213
Princess of the Crystal?
HOLY FUCK, IT'S COME FULL CIRCLE
>>696777150
$100,000 is double the average household income. It's pretty decent.
>>696777213
True.
I've seen his reviews on Amazon for the shitty hippie music he's listening to to "make" his vagina.
>>696776841
No, just no. Do not try to help Chris-chan in any way. Chris has turned white knights into trolls and trolls into psychology majors.
The main reason for his problems is that his parents refused to accept that Chris needed help as a child and now this is the result.
>>696777486
>>696777486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
This was a school project, I am working on other stuff right now.
>>696762709
I don't even keep up with all the stuff he comes up with.
That's just impossible to be that fucked up.
Who gets a taint piecing? Who is Chris trying to impress with it?
Can you imagine being the person who pierced him in the first place?
>>696777226
It's about cringe autism and the internet. All the lolcows. Trying to get other You Tubers behind it.
>>696777213
You sound like you're familiar with all this, can you tell me where >>696762783 is from? I checked the wiki and there was nothing. This is the grossest shit I've seen in decades, I need to know more.
>>696762783
>>696762783
>>696762709
>>696777486
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
There you go, the summary of 9 years of trolling and examination of Chris' life.
>>696762709
Did it cut it's dick off?
>>696777900
That too, is a good description but if you want a good summary I still suggest my film.
>>696777692
just watched this the other day
very well done, i bet you could make a career out of documenting internet weirdos
you did it in such a way as to not scare normies and yet be entertaining to christorians
>>696777864
I don't know, that's gotta be new, like within the last few days. Or maybe even tonight. But the abscess just keeps looking worse and worse by the day.
I'm serious Chris might die within a few weeks.
only white people would do this shit
>>696777851
Looking forward to seeing it!
Shiiiit - must be heaps of cringe autism out there and document.
>>696778235
It's why I wanna have kids with a nonwhite, at least then they'll only be half batshit insane.
>>696776841
his dad died, the ambo said they dragged his body out covered in bug bites. the last 4-5 videos of his mother, she looks completely dazed and out of it. shes gotta have dementia
>>696777692
I saw that too, great work given the short run time. Fuck, you could do a Ken Burns documentary on Chris and not even cover all the weird shit he's done.
For example, JULAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
>>696778170
Yeah the normie filtering I did for it is one of my proudest parts, people who do things like makeup tutorials post comments and discuss on it.
>>696777646
exactly my point. His parents fucked him up and were being assholes by not helping him early on.
>>696777692
oh cool, thanks. will do
>>696778100
Read the thread.
No he did not. The hole is some kind of open abscess that he feels is a real vag.
>>696778235
>>696778442
gtfo kikes
>>696778442
reverse bait bait. Noice
>>696778536
god damn, he was fucked from the get-go
>>696770951
newfag
>>696777851
Sounds cool. Be sure to keep a look out for that bro.
Memory failing.
But did he come on /b/ once to start something with anons?
I'm sure that happened........
.....maybe!
Anyone confirm our deny this??
>>696771280
Why is this a picture of EE sama..
>>696779432
confirmed in 2010 fam
>>696777864
Is it possible another batshit tranny mutilated themselves and documented it? Where's the vid from?
>>696779432
If this happened then it was unlikely to be real chris chan. Probably just niggers or trolls.
final product of evolution
>>696762783
JUST WHY
>>696779968
Betterfuckingnotbe.mp3
>>696779677
Thanks anon. Will check if I took any screen caps.
this thread is why I don't believe in god
>>696762709
Jesus fucking christ, CWC is still relevant? I assumed it'd be dead by now.
>>696780890
its a curse
>>696780751
No. That would be called intelligence. This thread is as retarded as it gets.
>>696762783
i just
please kill me
>>696770046
Faggot lover detected.
>>696780890
He will be soon based off of his ass wound.
>Chris-chan dies from Ass Pain.
>>696781361
>Taint Torment
>>696781456
>ambiguous axewound
well, it seems like a legit surgery
whatever, i'm not gonna watch it again to make sure
Fuck this, i need a bath
>>696762709
Is that actually him? If so, may I please have source of him having sex change?
>>696762783
Wat teh fuck
Guys it's okay.
RELAX!
Chris has gone to the doctor and he said everything is fine with the vagina. It's perfectly healthy and growing strong!
What if OP is Chris Chan???
>>696782023
Wrong image.
Wait what the fuck happened with chris chan now?!
>>696782067
kek
>>696782067
>FOX NEWS
KEK
E
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>>696768381
It's not him.
/v/ is the expert board on that creature and their thread stayed up long enough to get the facts straight. The picture is his but the webm is not.
>>696782242
Yeah this.
>>696775705
I'ts most certainly a quadrilateral.
>>696782363
Can you link the thread or give its post number?
>>696762783
Looks like a urethral perineal fistula
>Chris-chan found dead
>call in a tip to the police that he was bullied to death
>all the autists who have dedicated their lives trolling Chris gets investigated and sent to jail for conspiracy to commit murder or something
>Chris' death gives us one final gift of lulz as we watch the autists get thrown in jail one by one
This is the only way this should end
>>696762783
>>696782669
It was 404'd. Chrischan threads on /v/ usually get about half way to the bump limit before a janitor notices them.
Guise chill!
There's more than two genders now. M'kay?
>>696777692
>school project
whatd they think of it?
>>696782958
If you can dig up its post number from your history it should still be viewable from one of the archives.
>>696764702
>Chris Chan can pass
Oh god. My sides.
>>696777692
I just finished it
christ this thread is still going? I went and had some boneless chicken wings and came back
>>696783756
same, and not as fast as it was.
>>696783756
There are still plenty of assburgers who love to talk about this bastard.
>>696762783
Just so everyone knows, that isn't Chris. those legs are way too hairy and skinny for it to be him
>>696763174
Only because he didn't reply to this post.
>>696762709
>>696762783
>>696784315
Normie
>>696784628
faggot
>>696784797
>>696762783
holy fuck
Well, this is it. he's fucked
>>696782067
There is no fucking way he went to a hospital and a doctor actually told him he now has a vagina
>>696762783
I almost didnt watch it but i had to. What. The. fuck. Worst thing ive seen in the chan
>>696784948
EGG KING!!!
end end end
>>696785118
>im clean
daily reminder chrischan gets regular std checks, and so this lie, the only thing he could think of to make it sound legit was wording it this way
>>696762783
Whelp, we've witnessed the beginning and end of a legendary meme, boys. Glad to have participated.
R.I.P. Chris Chan 2007 - 2016
>>696771020
Some highschool kid made a documentary about him. I don't remember if it covers Christine but it should give you a general idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
>>696762783
Why did I watch this? Now all I have is questions and regrets... Hold me /b/
>>696783104
I got an A, and the audience was horrified because I showed them this trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxo9Mf4K1E
>>696762709
Apparently he's a lesbian, so what's the fucking point with cutting off your own dick when you can no longer have sex / orgasm?
>>696785832
I already posted that here, I am sachumo. The guy who made it.
>>696786005
Oh, sorry dude. Cool shit though.
>>696769105
wht
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAz8ZaASQxo
>>696785728
I'm gonna miss him. Back in the Sonichu days he was hilarious to watch, now everything he does is just depressing.
>>696762783
2 seconds in... close it
>>696762709
>>696762783
Why?
Why did I watch that?
I can only wish for brain damage in hope that it erases that from my memory
>>696767495
this post caused me to pass away
>>696769105
>my labia started splitting open
wew
>>696762783
>>696781160
>Fedora
guys he didn't chop his dick off. in the pics if you look you can see he's holding up his dick and balls so you can't see them. he ripped a hole in the skin below the scrotum.
>>696770666
These are the end times
>>696762783
Well then alright then. Autismo for me and you
>>696762783
>he actually came
>>696787135
That's just his self-injected jizz spilling out
Shouldn't that be like incredibly painful
>>696787286
for you
>>696787429
It's painful for everyone
Holy fuck that ending, how do we actually know it's Chris Chan?
>>696786936
>anon's right
>>696762709
Sepsis/10
R.I.P. Chris 2016
He will most likely die from the infection
>>696762709
Where'd his dicc go?
>>696787568
The amethyst class ring. One of the sources of his autistic power, rivaled only by the legendary sonichu medallion.
>>696786936
his taint is splitting apart, and turning into a vagina. and out of that vagina is going to be born the demonic lord he's currently hiding in his stomach. he is but a vessel for the lord of all pain and suffering to be born. soon the end of times will be upon us and autism will infect all our minds.
>>696787270
Then who's jizz was it?
I highly doubt he got it from a sperm bank or some shit
God is dead.
>>696787954
Lord sonichu
This has to be one of the most interesting threads iv seen on /b/ in a while.
>>696788106
Its his. He still has his dick and balls intact you know
He's just trying to create the ultimate life form by making himself pregnant
Has it ruptured the duct that takes sperm to penis?
>>696788392
Protip >>696762783 isn't Chris
>>696788312
Praise be to the lord of quickness. Let us all zap to the extreme in the afterlife.
>>696787703
yeah, he's basically fucked
Whelp that's it i am going to go and spend all my money in redbull and whiskey. See everyone in the after,to bad Chris killed god
