Faces of /b/ Tear my ass apart.
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Faces of /b/
Tear my ass apart.
you look like uma thurmans adopted incest baby
even your tattoo looks at you in dissappointment
>>696744701
>you look like uma thurmans adopted incest baby
I can't handle anymore criticism.
>>696744701
Back to >>>/soc/
>>696746001
>>696744701
CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIINNN
>>696746751
>>696744701
show us tattoo
Nice mid 40s hair line
>>696744701
>sceneboysof/b/
>>696744701
People are struggling to mock you but seriously you should model
>>696747516
Nice linking skills
>>696744701
7.5/10 would fug
Bwahaha! Sure, OP.
How authentic....
>>696747704
u look sad
>>696747733
Awh thank you
Yes I know I am a shitskin
>>696748559
But not raised Muslim
you look like fucking frodo baggins
i look like a fat kid
>>696748559
kys mudshit
>>696744701
theon greyjoy/10
>>696748893
That's excuse you are a fat kid.
>>696748976
Because* ffs
>>696748976 i foun this on instagram this is not me
>>696744701
nice CKY tattoo
>>696748893
>look like
>>696749038
Get fucked
>>696749135
Thank you for noticing.
>>696744701
Elijah Wood's even gayer-faced cousin
trying to look like a rocker to salvage some small masculinity, but failing even there as his long blonde hair frames those full, girlish lips
>>696744701
>>696749880
1,25/2
r8 me
>>696744701
>>696750199
nice dubs yo
>>696747704
the kind of incredibly plain normal looking that a guy affects to hide his dark & shameful fetish
Clearly a repressed homo, but I think this goes deeper. He has the look of a full-on diaperfag
>>696747841
first good looker here.
dont even want to roast your tiny ears 'cause you look like a decent dude
U know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, and your eyes gouged out before u would even know what's happening.
U guys talking big shit. Watch yourselves.
(Pic related. It's me, my fine ass white girlfriend took it. You mad white boys?)
>>696749880
m8 that's not you
>>696749244
not real/prove it
>>696750871
Lawl
>>696750874
sorry but it is
>>696750871
B8?
>>696751684
Literal white goddess fam, you frontin!?
>>696745118
underrated post of the year.
>>696744701
I'm going to post this normal photo, then a few photos of me out of my fucking mind on drugs for your amusement
>>696752484
>>696752600
>>696744701
You look like hispanic Elijah Wood.
>>696752484
scottish
>>696752675
Last one
>>696750627
thank you doood
they are tiny because i was high as fuck on this tripp t b h fam
>>696752675
>>696752803
No squating pics Sergei? Disappointed comrade
>>696752781
I'm Irish but my grandmother was Scottish.
I would've thought the flag in the background would be a giveaway lol
>>696752844
Yeah right, timestamp or gtfo
>Inb4 nigger
>inb4 small dick
>>696753031
Goddam that's a good looking man. You transcend racial barriers Chad
>>696752675
i smoke nd drink xD im so edgy!!!1111!!! fuk da polise xDDDDDDDDDD
>>696749244
Are you already so full of tattoos that you had to ink your hands and fingers, or are you just an attention whore?
>>696752973
Oh ye of little faith.
I'm Irish, not Slavic though.
>>696753276
Why are those darker eggs joined together?
>>696744701
I might tear your spartan decorating style apart. Hang a picture for Christ's sake.
>>696753276
That picture is ancient lad. I'm not smoking or drinking in it but I am having a bad trip
>>696753429
They're brothers
>>696753124
nobody cares show the girl next to u
>>696753379
Oh my bad Paddy, nice form btw
>>696753124
post pic in a regular tshirt
>>696753379
more of those 3 bitches on the right ?
I hate you all so much
>>696753013
I'm at work so
>>696753611
Nice dubs
Also yeah now that you mention it
>leather jacket
>heels on the ground
Mmm, that's a good squat. Should've cropped it myself but meh who cares
>>696753546
Being stuck together like that must get testy for them
>>696744701
Won't roast you, but instead fist bump you for having that CKY tattoo
>>696753806
Really? Cmon you can do better than that
>>696753783
Bullshit as well. Nice try neckbeard
>>696753031
good lokin nighuh
but you are probably a phat white neckbeard in a basement
>>696753783
is this the only decent picture of you that exists lmao
Me and the guy who played Spike on Buffy
I'm the faggot on the left (obviously)
How ugly am I
>>696753771
Sure just gimme a while.
In the meantime I have a nude of the one squatting in front of the black guy if you want it
OP here. For those complaining about my hair. It used to be much longer. Go Panthers.
>>696753806
gay
>>696753957
There's no duping that nose lol it's me
>>696753783
I hate you too
Rate pls
>>696753846
Fist bump accepted homie.
>>696744701
Is camp kill yourself still around? kek
>>696754156
Untapped potential tbqh
>>696754224
Would go on a long term relationship with
>>696746463
If I was your father I couldn't bring myself to hit you, because if I didn't I wouldn't be able to stop
>>696749244
Ayo, Kurt Bunker
>>696753844
I think they do nut like it
>>696754219
I wanna believe but you didn't add a date so I'm sticking to fake and gay
>>696754150
I don't ususaly wear makeup
>>696754056
Hi, neckbeard gabby here.
>>696754256
>>696754164
YES, YES MY FRIEND POST IST, POST IT
u all guys look like faggots
>>696753379
is that bitch wearing a supreme box logo shirt
how the fuck did she get that
>>696754476
More like neckbeard Garry. Don't try that shit on me pal
>>696754248
u serious ?
>>696754476
well in that case I'm sure you look just fine without makeup too ^^ and thats a cute name
>>696754629
she's been in other threads I think it's her idk
Stupid tattoos, but I freely admit that you look pretty good, nice features. I wouldn't mind waking up looking like you.
>>696754677
what's the problem?
>>696754458
They should stop hanging out then
& take it easy with the forehead shit I get it I have expression lines ^^
>>696754342
Sounds nice
>>696754970
Show your whole face.
>>696754224
you're super cute omg
>>696754496
Alright here you go. The black fella is her bf, he sent me the pic by accident. He meant to send me a meme instead and freaked the fuck out, she just thought it was funny.
>>696754604
Man idfk
Is that a big deal or something?
Her family is rich af so that prolly has something to do with it
>>696754176
looks cool dude but you need a viking beard or you look like a fagot
>>696747704
Is this the mugshot for your illegal passport you chinkie fuck?
>>696754970
Can I apply for a library card please?
>>696754629
I'm not your pal friend
Hey
>>696755120
>Is that a big deal or something?
not necessarily, they're just an expensive brand with very limited releases, and those box logo shirts are notoriously hard to get
that "her family is rich" part kinda explains it though
>>696755120
ewww she fucks a nigguh ?
sorry dude but its disgusting
>>696755255
Post dick with timestamp
>>696755061
Can do!
>>696746463
>>696754418
if i was the father i couldn't bring myself to hit him, because i know it would result in hawt shota incest.
>>696755221
fuckin cancer
kys
>>696750350
>bags under eyes, either sleep more or od you fucking hippie.
Across for attention, along for effect. End it
>>696755234
you look so pretty without makeup too!! jealous of ur eyebrows
>>696755318
I see, makes sense
>>696755319
You wanted to see it lol
>>696752844
u have some serious dandruff
>>696755234
Couldn't write the date below it? Nice try buddy
>>696755255
adorable ^^
>>696755378
Yea, I have to say those forehead wrinkles are kinda strong, but the rest of your face is pretty. Maybe you should raise your eyebrows less.
>>696750871
>I can snap and kill every fucker in this thread
Step outside in America and get shot by a cop you filthy black faggot. Back to the cotton field.
>>696754970
Nerd/10
>>696755221
Fuckboi/10
>>696755255
Trap/10
>>696755378
Revolting face/10
>>696755122
Show more of your face with that. Could be a dude for all I know.
>>696755648
Someone sure is inconfident about himself and it's showing.
>>696754224
I found Micheal jackson!
>>696755221
Time stamp & Penis
>>696754947
That would make me go nad
>>696754970
cute<3
would you fuck me >>696747841
>>696755596
Yeah, I really hate them (though they only really appear in selfies, not as much when other people take pics of me, maybe I make less natural expressions when I take selfies for some reason) thanks!
>>696755726
Not worth getting wrote up lol sorry guy
>>696755792
Looks absolutely nothing like Michael Jackson. Are you one of those Untermensch that think all white people look the same?
>>696755378
tits or GTFO
>>696755527
>You wanted to see it lol
pls no
>>696756028
show yours first ;)
>>696755925
Nice try, I give you a 2/10 for effort though :)
>>696755925
do you fuck on the first date?
>>696755925
the nose does match, + you have super pretty eyes!!
>>696745000
I guess we have the plot of the next Terintino movie.
>>696755925
Hey let's smash
trying my best to look decent
>>696756187
Hahahah see man, can't fake that shit lol and thank you
>>696755792
At least I wasn't black
>>696755977
Nice dubs but I don't need a white knight
>>696755108
Thanks <3
>>696753771
Here's one of the furthest on the right. No idea what's happening here, haven't seen her in years.
>inb4 which one is she
the one in the fucking bra and shorts
>>696756054
relax, that's not what I meant.
I meant "you wanted to see her naked" in the past tense. I don't have any pics of them fucking (thank God)
>>696753771
>>696756553
crap, forgot pic
>>696756553
bring them on my friend
>>696756187
What matches? The pic where it just says /b/ or the one where you can't see 'her' face with an actual date? Don't fall in a honeypot bro
>>696756544
Not white knighting bitch, just stating the obvious.
>>696756411
yeeehh try harder
>>696755378
time stamp needed!
>>696744701
you're pretty cute, cky is sick but your skull tattoo looks kind of retarded
>>696756109
>implying
>>696756931
Kek, that's what whiteknighting gets you bro. Frosty ass bitches turn that shit on you
>>696757219
What's your definition of whiteknighitng?
>>696755378
I want to bust a nut on your wrinkly forehead
Yeah I know. I'm going to get it covered. Was a dumb mistake made by younger me. Thanks for the compliment though.
>>696756931
So was I
>>696757430
Coming to 'mi lady's' rescue. Which you tried and failed at, kek
>>696757540
Who are you talking to anon?
>>696744701
You look like Elijah Wood's gay brother
>>696757721
The one who just complimented my looks, but didn't like my skull tattoo. Which is completely understandable.
>>696744701
>gay tattoos
>gay helmet
>gay hair
gay/10
>>696745118
kek
>>696758132
u so "special". >>696753783
Hi people
All the grumpy bastards coming here to bring people down. Kek
>>696757122
here ya go
>>696746463
Eh. Kinda cute. Except for the face part
>>696758620
sure not a fake ....
>>696758606
You don't like my hair?
>>696758620
Finally a femanon with proof, thank you. Why you look sad Hun?
>>696758620
stamp on tits
>>696758798
i cant see shit
>>696758798
Always found very curly hair to be disgusting looking. It can only pass if said hair is blonde, light brown or ginger. Otherwise I puke in my mouth
>>696758825
just trying out expressions that don't make me raise my eyes a crazy amount hah ^^'
>>696759098
i mean eyebrows whoops
>>696758860
you first
>tfw unhuggable
feelsbadman
>>696759098
Pssssht, don't fret about what that anon said. You look fine.
I am /b/
>>696758620
would you like to see my dick bbygirl?
>>696759343
pic related, is me
>>696759000
You look French
>>696759451
sure... fuck off neckbeard
>>696759451
Probably fake, but qt as fuck
OP here. If anyone gets trips I'll post a pic of my dick.
>>696759319
I might give you a pity hug
>>696759321
Eh that anon wasn't even rude about it, last couple times posting on these threads people have been really focused on it
thank you though!
>>696759451
Real cute. Timestamp or not you
>>696759402
lawd
>>696759603
roll
>>696744701
Fuck me
>>696759694
Trips after I posted this numb nuts.
>>696744701
BUCKY!!!??
>>696759451
nice try bb
>>696744701
If Skrillex raped Frodo Baggins...
>>696759705
you're not a girl
>>696744701
>tear my ass apart
Your Dad's not here faggot.
>>696759723
People are just picky asshats. I like everything I see about you.
>>696759871
You down? (OP)
>>696751404
Jokes on you m8, that guy's a mate of mine and i'm talking to him now
The First face of /b/
sorry about the excessive happiness
>>696759319
Unhuggable? Why's that? You look like you could look pretty good if you took better care of yourself. Symetrical face, smooth skin and nice stubble. Stop self depricating, lose some weight and meet more people. The only way you'll manage to get girls is if you start meeting a bunch of them and stop acting like you hate yourself. You already look alright, I could see you dating a girl. I've seen way uglier then you with hot af girls. It's all about attitude anyway.
>>696758620
>two creases in forehead
>one for debit
>one for credit
cool
>>696760081
Well thank you!! That's what I tell myself too, plenty of people were super nice as well so I've tried not to worry 'bout it too much!
>>696760215
You find a rare Pokemon Pajeet?
>>696760215
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fucking muslim
>>696760300
aha! no cash back tho
>>696760012
Pretty sure I am, also what does it matter you're lucky anyone would want to touch you
>>696754224
>>696760318
Don't forget where we are as well. Never going to get an opinion without trolling :)
>>696760831
Very dapper my man
>>696760831
You look British
>>696760081
I'm that anon you've been talking about. everyone has his taste anyway. I could see why you like her looks. I for example have many times found girls with small but strange features incredibly attractive, just something about them. That small imperfection made it better for me. A perfect looking girl is just boring if you ask me, and in anyway there's no way any of us are getting to date those girls.
>>696760215
>>696760884
True that! ^^
Late but here ya go boys
>>696760884
hihi so random xDDD
>>696761156
burn that shirt
>>696761044
Hey at least you aren't just straight up being a jerk though, you're just stating your opinion. some people on here are brutal lmao
>>696761033
Check'd. I'm american
>>696760870
You're the same sandy vagina bitch? Wondering how bad your dad molested you to make you such a cunt. A pretty face means nothing when your boyfriend beats you to a bloody pulp once he's sick of you.
>>696761044
Yeah exactly, completely agree. Honestly I would be lucky to come across a girl like that in my life. Under no illusions here
>>696752363
you look like a fag i used to know, nino.
>>696761257
I actually won't. Sorry it triggers you fam.
>>696760870
oh i'm sorry. i know no one would want to touch me. i didn't mean to sound ungrateful. i'm sorry
>>696761349
Been doing it to everyone. I don't see the point in being a troll
>>696761643
Just some friendly advice. It's a hideous shirt imho, but your call maign
>>696761856
pls jump
>>696761725
Stop being such a bitch. That cunt may look good, but she's gonna end up either a pornstar or a hooker with that attitude. Read the reply I gave you. I am being as honest as I can. I genuinely don't understand why your so self hating. That bitch that's bringing you down clearly had something wrong going in her life to make her such a sour bitch, you should not take her seriously.
>>696761856
NOIDED/10
>>696761928
To each his own. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>696762036
yeah stop trolling phagot
>>696762036
Gorgeous, but fake poster I fear
rate
>>696758476
Get the fuck out of here Fredrick Douglass' ghost!
>>696761725
Cuck
>>696761462
Never met my dad, probably would've molested me if I had
That'd probably be the case if I didn't like women
Workplace shitter selfie. Hot day today, swamp ass everywhere.
>>696747841
Are u from Bosnia or somethong like that ?
>>696762179
6ish, stoner
>>696744701
>tear my ass apart
you look like you get that on a daily basis
>>696762064
Ok Dr Phil, you can stfu now.
No im not faggot
>>696762222
So you're a dyke on top? Don't worry, a woman wouldn't stand your shit either, not one with an once of brain at least. Your miserable is showing
Am I late
>>696762254
Nice beard bro
>>696762450
age/ethnicity?
>>696744701
You look like a cool guy, have your own place, nice hair and you ride a motorcycle, id have a beer with you.
>>696762350
Underrated post
your actully pretty cute
>>696762254
10/10 fucking viking brother, keep killing muslim faggots
>>696762265
no, my mother is ukrainian and my father is german
>>696762582
19/ Swedish ancestry
>>696762565
I get that a lot, but to me it feels like the same shitty old neckbeard.
>>696762775
Put a smile on that dial
