dick rate thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
dick rate thread
>>696738124
Well shaft/head portion but the redness at the junction indicates a lack of adequate hygiene. Bathe daily for a week and it should go away. Otherwise, consult Bram Stoker re: your vampire penis
>>696738124
6
any anons in az wanna let me try sucking dick for the first time? :x
Rate me pls
>>696738124
8/10
it's like the perfect shape..
>>696739037
shopped af/10
>>696739312
6/10
+1 cus uncut
>>696738728
He might just not be circumsized. The skin below the forskin is supposed to be reddish.
>>696738124
how big is it ?
>>696739472
Yeet, I'll take it.
(The uncut one)
>>696739642
4/10
>>696739669
8/10
>>696739767
pull your foreskin back and take more :3
R8 please
>>696739472
when someone thinks your dick is shopped its like the biggest compliment
>>696739833
7/10
check'd
>>696739849
moar then ahh
who /uncut/ here?
mine
>>696739990
8/10
so clean
>>696738124
7
>>696739312
6, peeled?
>>696739833
8
r8
>>696740027
any cumming gifs?
>>696740105
2/10
sorry
>>696739312
8/10. uncut is best dick. would put in my butt.
>>696739833
9/10
I'd let you fuck my ass
r8?
>>696739830
Eh?
>>696740240
how many fucking times are you going to post your picture in one day you narcissistic fucking faggot?
get the fuck out
>>696740209
Mine
>>696740354
1/10
>>696740137
One or two
Snapchat xsteelx123 for rates
>>696740469
oh god more..
>>696740354
at least wash it before posting, jesus. And why the fuck is disgusting foot in the picture?
>>696739642
4/10. small. good balls though.
>>696740341
get mad
>>696740618
what the fuck your fat blob of a pelvis has fused with your testicles
>>696739833
bro, shave your pubes. 7/10.
>>696739845
9/10. uncut, big, probably fun to jerk because it's sensitive.
>>696740760
rub your cock to a bunch of dudes in a forum consisting mostly of thirteen year olds some more, queerbate
>>696740618
What's wrong with your balls m8?
>>696740326
9/10. I'd sit on it.
>>696740912
how mad are you?
>>696741041
>>696740660
Funny thats since im actually 6,1, wanted to see if that angle was bad.
>>696740381
4/10. you'd get an hj, that's it.
>>696739642
Tiny pecker bro
>>696741023
Moar
>>696741303
>>696741041
girth? looks like a pencil tbh
>>696741241 actually 6.1
>>696741399
5/10. you're shaved, but it's small and cut. Not gonna lie though, i'd take it in my ass.
Sc me boys!
Morgan_1236
r8 please
>>696741439
clean your dick bro, then shave those ugly pubes.
9/10, prone bone me.
>>696741399
I'd love to be your fucktoy
>>696741699
10/10.
>>696741827
they only look ugly because of the flash from the camera
>>696742022
9/10
>>696741899
>>696741549
where you from?
>>696742022
doesn't matter. pubes are gross on other guys. Not gonna lie though, i'd bend over for it. just spit on it and stick it in.
>>696742290
Funland
>>696742320
cute/10
>>696742255
thanks :)
>>696742055
foreskin/10. nice.
>>696742371
i prefer hair on other guys
>>696742439
Aika homoa
>>696738124
Dunno about the size but the shape is amazing, you got a stunning frenulum.
You should thank your fam for not disfiguring your dick.
>>696742320
7/10
>>696741414
never measured girth
7.5 inches tho
the look on girls faces when i show it
im happy
>>696742551
you a top or bottom?
>>696743132
cum in my mouth/10
>>696742605
9/10
>>696743134
im vers. depends on the guy im with
>>696743314
yup. you'd defintely buttfuck me/10
>>696743555
where are you from? age?
>>696741812
wanna suck on those balls
>>696743633
30. Washington.
>>696742320
moar?
do me next pls
>>696738124
i borrowed ur dick pic and i actually got a vag pic back from some girl. 10/10
>>696744435
10/10
pls post all you have
>>696744998
6/10
anyone by chicago?
>>696738124
10/10 would suck it
>>696745284
>>696745284
2/10
>>696745349
7/10
>>696745527
what is that
>>696746024
7/10
>>696746150
5/10
>>696746159
1/10
what the fuck is that
>>696746093
u female>?
>>696746235
nah :b
rate please
>>696746273
7/10
Please excuse bad quality :)
>>696746159
Genuinely love cocks like this. moar?
>>696746159
7/10 belly
0/10 dick
i hope ur a bottom
>>696746486
it looks.. injured
>>696745447
Who wants to fuck my virgin ass ?!
Anything good about this one? R8?
>>696746767
Balls are a bit fucked but i like tight foreskins
>>696746853
pls put your balls in my mouth
>>696746450
thanks, very generous rating.
R8 mine pls :3
>>696740240
You still here? I want more
rate my dick ;)
>>696738124
Why no bagina rate thread...?
>>696739037
Holy fuck, I wouldnt want to have that monster inside me
>>696746937
>>696746937
Been told they arent that great. Why do you want them?
>>696740240
Is that a banana? Lmao
rate?
>>696748772
look nice enough to me! post more.
>>696741699
10/10
>>696741812
Did u shave your asshole, boyyyy
Its kinda curvy meh, 7/10
>>696742251
Just shave...
>>696746273
Looks so cute!! 8/10
r8
>>696749508
what the actual fuck
>>696748770
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>696750222
put it in my ass/10
>>696749508
>>696750781
Im just playin I got mad skillz
>>696750590
If you were close I would.
Ginger anyone?
>>696750937
wtf dick half of head
>>696750934
Damn. Where you from?
>>696751057
Tampa, FL
R8 plz. Give me the good and bad aspects.
>>696751116
Yea forget it
Wanted to check something with you lads, since you'd know about penis.
Measuring the penis correctly - BP measurements.
If I take a ruler, line it up against my penis so it's at a 90 degree angle to me, and that length is my penis right?
1. erect penis
2. place ruler next to erect penis
3. make sure ruler is pushed against pubic bone right at the base of the penis
4. take measurement
I'm measuring 7.5 but it really doesn't look that long, especially compared to a lot of penises I've seen online.
Do only massive-dicked people upload penises, am I measuring it wrong, or is it just my perception from having it, or is 7.5 really not that long?
>>696751040
Not half!
>>696745277
female?
>>696751481
Get a subcutaneous fat transfer. adds half inch girth.
>>696751380
As long as you got the moves buddy, you'll do fine. Dont worry, I've seen smaller.
>>696750213
thanks
>>696751203
very handsome young weiner
good length, admirable thickness
super hard, upright posture - very nice
sexy light fuzz
masculine veins
sexy flared cockhead
coloration very slightly muddled
smallish testes?
sack wrinkly hot but too tight
7.9/10 Awesome
>>696751774
Nah it is thick enough, I've never fucked anyone & not hurt them. The head is fucking huge, & once it''s in they are mine
I'm a top but I'm strong fat. Will this be a problem? New to the bi scene.
>>696752042
Apparently the average is 5.5, but I call complete bullshit on that.
The average has to be between 6 or 7 at least, if not bigger.
I'm not worried about my penis size, I know I'll be alright, but I'm just curious to know where I am compared to most guys.
>>696751481
literally a monster.
First I shuddered
now I just feel vaguely ill looking at it
cant make myself look long for a full rate
good length
1.5/10
>>696752506
8/10
>>696752680
All-American next door weiner
neatly cut, healthy-looking skin
sexy peaches & cream colored shaft
slight frenulum - hot on cut dicks
head overly red
pretty good size
piss slit kind of irritated-looking
balls squashed
7/10 nice
>>696752565
We talking on retard measurement system or metric system, sorry for bad english
>>696752664
LOL - it is a bit like staring off a cyclops!
>>696752261
Thanks for the honest rate. Any known method for improving testicle size/aesthetic?
>>696752565
the perceived average is higher than the actual average is all buddy. Because well-hung men are more likely to talk about and show their weiners, in person & online. Plus many men exaggerate their size and use perspective tricks online
Im sure your average dick is fine. Post it for an honest constructive aesthetic critiquing
>>696753196
Thanks.
>>696753556
yep, pull on em
>>696753739
James?
>>696741414
Mine. 5 inches
>>696753739
I'd have a bruise in the back of my throat after finishing you. Goddamn.
>>696739833
This could easily be an asshole wrecking 9/10 cock... but your disgusting pubes have dropped it to a 6.
>>696740618
If you weren't such a fat piece of shit, I'd be riding that cock all day every day. 9/10 cock alone. 5/10 with the rest of you.
>>696755097
looking good
>>696755097
What size?
>>696754407
wow, very nice
great tame bush
perfect wrinkly lowhangers
nice thick shaft
smooth, strokable skin. Good color
manly veins
distinct pink glans - hot
awesome wrinkly frenulum
8/10
>>696740618
What size? im this guy:
>>696754231
>>696755097
I'd gag on that cock for so long you'd forget what it looks like. 9/10
>>696754524
Disgusting pubes? Grow the fuck up - men are hairy, get over it; it wasn't a problem in the 70's. Relax & have fun...you over critical prude. Unless you have shares in Gillette that is.
>>696754231
niiiiiiiiice
good girth, nice plump cockhead
ok length
rock hard and horny looking
pubes going a bit wild
6/10
>>696755097
8/10 R8
>>696755895
It's called hygiene. I like my guys and girls hairless from the neck down. Get with the times, faggot.
>>696753313
Metric I am 19cm
>>696753724
I literally popped into another thread around here (something about someone not ejaculating for 4 months) and came.
I haven't stored any nudes on my phone either.
Don't worry though, I'll come back in another dick rate thread as just a normal pic poster some other day.
I just thought the measurements looked odd compared to most of what I've seen. What you said sounds correct though, the perceived average being higher due to larger penis people being more likely to upload.
rate
>>696756302
Id fuck u day n nite
Softie r8
>>696756328
holy
pics pls
>>696756463
How big?? mines:
>>696754231
>>696749508
>>696756784
I'll be back in another dick rate thread with pics
>>696757104
How will I know its u babe..?
>>696753739
I have mixed feelings on this donger
1 hand - super macho & bestial hot
other - ridiculous, almost clownish
suuuper veiny & masculine
hard & red - looks like a real throbber
ok size
but that head! Its Ginormous!Mondo!
probably audibly pops out of the Vag
gives "just the tip" a whole new meaning
looks 6.5/10
feels 7.5/10
>>696756170
>>696756170
Do some research, hygiene is a relatively new term. Welcome to 2016 where we have hot running water & other miracles. For fuck sake it takes minutes to wash your basics. But no, ingrown hairs & shaving rash are a turn on, go fuck boys you closet child molester.
>>696756170
shaving is hygeine?
no, it isnt you unbelievable queen. Body hair keeps the skin cleaner and absorbs moisture (sweat) that makes bacteria, dipshit
>>696757276
I'll write a note on my phone to remind me to put in the post text "this one is for you 696757276"
Assuming nobody impersonates me.
It will either be tomorrow or Saturday since I'm out Friday.
>>696756103
super hot and suckable. and your face looks really cute too :3
mine
>>696756957
7 in. the last time I checked
>>696757174
ggggod damn man, that swinging meats got me hypnotized
Im droolin
>>696757967
I'll be waiting. xx
>>696758166
Urgh! Cut that shit off, throw in the trashcan!
First time posting.
not the best but rate i guess
>>696758351
you unbelievable queerbait faggo
I hope nobody thinks I, the rater, am you
thats what a simpering faggot you are
I dont want our anonymouses confused
here's your pink triangle, go die in a camp
0/10 kys
>>696740027
Perfect
>>696757174
Juicy.
>>696759166
Thats a pretty little girl dick, its very feminine. I could fuck your asspussy and it wouldnt even be gay. Where do you live sweetness?
>>696757174
Things got some weight to it aye?
>locked in chastity
>i suck her toes
>im cucked
: )
>>696759206
Dude pls, our writing is different, stfu molested child
>>696759656
lmao what
Rate my 7.5 inches of meat
benis
>>696741812
I love it. 10/10
>>696760293
dont play hard to get honey, thats the boyclit of a trap if I ever saw one. Dont worry, Dad know how to handle a lil sissyboy
>>696760958
8/10
>>696760843
5/10
rate mine:
>>696754231
>>696761273
kys
>>696761612
How big is that? mine is:
>>696754231
>>696759864
yes, our writing is different
in that I dont write :3 or x.x or :d on /b
or call anons' baby' like a credpy grandpa
I might like dicks
but Im not a retarded faggo
R8 this dick
>>696761861
Ffs im not even a guy, whatsoever
Imjust here giving my honest opinion to random guys' dicks. So leave me the fuck alone u psycho bitch
>>696762005
Trash/10
How about mine?
>>696761729
A little over 8
>>696746853
If you're still around, I would like to see more.
Love the way it looks.
meh fuck it why not, never posted b4 but someone rate mine, ect.
>>696763468
Its very big dude,post more
love this thread so far
>>696763638
Gotcha
>>696746853
>anything good about this one
everything is good about this one
>>696761627
2/10
>>696763468
how big? this is mine. 5 inches
>>696760843
you have a magnificent pecker
>>696762281
not that anon, but thats generally the kind of reaction emojis get on b. Be aware.
>>696759166
agreed. girl dick/10, not even gay
could we get some pics with a wig on?
>>696764426
5/10.... mine:
>>696764288
Which reaction? Lmao
>>696763468
>>696763897
7,6 in my opinion , but in women ...
unbelievably good
>>696764715
8/10 perfect length
mine
>>696764794
psycho rant reactions
>>696764715
you have shit taste. it was at least a 7
Dicks out for harambe
this guy and me on the left
Repost since forgot about filename almost dox'd myself
>>696764426
9/10
>>696765132
K, gotcha. Thanks for the advice bro
>>696738124
Check it
>>696764946
what do u mean "but in women"
Mine?
>>696766413
how old are you?
>>696766545
Why?
>>696766970
you look young, r8 9/10
>>696767230
I am, how you know?
Thx for rate:)
Rate
>>696766413
More? I'd like to see it with your foreskin pulled back
>>696767633
your arms
Nugger dick incoming
>>696768214
Thanks. 9/10
Post some more?
Here's mine if anybody is interested.
Do your worst guys
Mine?
>>696768235
How big are you nigger? Im 5 inches: Can I get a key board shot on these exact keys?
Any of you champs feel like doing a cock tribute?
>>696769377
impossible, she's a boner killer
Usually 100% shaven.
>>696769222
You don't look like 5 inches, and nawh I don't feel like it. I'm a bit over 8 inches on average, and 8.5 if I'm really horny at my hardest nbpm.
>>696769634
Really? I think she's pretty cute
>>696769906
She looks like trailer trash
http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/image/144674480276
>>696770867
More pls
bump
Do you guys like smaller ones?
