Write down your year of birth /b/. I am curious how old you faggots are.
I'll start: 1994.
>>696737889
>1971
Not like any of you sperglets will believe me. I graduated college the year you were born.
2017
I come from the future to message you about Donald trump. He wins but nothing bad happens. The wall isn't approved by congress. There is no 3rd world war. It's going pretty good. ISIS is defeated by ruining the Zionist regime.
>>696737889
Sauce? Set?
>>696738306
oh ffs, you lonely retards
every goddamned thread
1970.
wow her legs look uneven
92
>>696737889
>>696738105
of course i don't believe you.
>>696737889
1968
>>696737889
>year of birth
1990
>>696738234
>ISIS is defeated by ruining the Zionist regime.
uh
1997
>>696738656
Kek for a second I thought they were actually fucked up
96' got mad respect for my elders tho
97
95
also a '94fag here
89
1977
62
1992.
Anyone after deserves to be shot.
88
96
>>696739807
everyone bow down to 1992 master race, the last known year to breed oldfags, anyone after is cancer
>>696739677
ditto
1998
>>696737889
'96
2007
>>696739869
The first time I got laid was in an Oldsmobile Delta 88
>inb4 with my dad/brother/homeless man down by the river
1995
>>696739316
>>696740049
>>696740185
>>696740206
I feel old, fuckers.
87
>>696740142
Dittoditto appears
>>696737889
1995
1990
>1987
Getting fucking old man.
r8
1996
>>696740801
crazy how old 80s babies are getting
>>696737889
1961
Retirement age in a couple of months.
1848
1943
92'
83
1975-1982=god tier
1983-1990= wannabe 90s kid fagets
1991-1998= fagets but still young at least
1995
>>696740878
Whore/4chan
1975
>>696740913
Dude, I's just praying for the sweet release of death soon.
>>696740878
Would do terrible things.
98
>>696740878
7.5 can't see the body
97
>>696740878
london
>>696741342
29 isn't that old though, if you're not a crackhead or morbidly obese you should feel young until you're 35 or so
well you can still feel young after that even, but you'll be socially not young still
>>696737889
1979, not even joking
Kinda pathetic I´m still here
1961
bulgarian
>>696741191
1963, faggot
>>696741029
All hail, oldfag!
>>696737889
1989. Right between the millennials and gen Y.
>>696741506
crazy that everyone born before the 80s is now old
basically anyone who came of age before 2000 is old
>>696741493
Eh. The older you get, the less you care about making an impact on the world and the less you care about living.
>>696740913
I remember in the 2011's when the 82' and 83's used to talk like that. Damn, time flies indeed.
>>696741550
Haha 2 years difference. Hello
>>696741581
those terms are synonymous.
1995
>>696741670
yeah just 5 years changes a lot
>>696741607
I´m turning 40 in just 3 years
I remember when I though 40 was old and by then I had to be all grown up and serious, probably would be rich and have a family.
How naive I was.
1994
1989
Feeling old in 4chan. I thoug you guys was older.
>>696738105
>born in 1971
>Is on 4chan
>Clearly has his priorities right
1994 btw
>>696741848
yeah that shit's crazy
but at least you're still youthful. it's gonna suck in 10 years though, at that point chicks your age will really have fallen off
>>696741253
This
1978
>>696741970
>old enough to be our dads
>still goes on 4chan
95; class of 13 bitchez
>>696740878
Abductable/10
'96
>>696737889
Isn't this her?
I have one more of these
>>696740878
If you think about it its fucking weird
2001 are now 8th grade - they are starting highschool
2009 are fucking going to school next year. 2009! You feel like it was yesterday
1970
1946
>>696742110
Worth sharing either way.
>>696742171
>next year
2009 already started kindergarten 2 years ago
2011 starts this fall
>>696742110
please share .
>1994
>>696741982
Yup I know, most chicks in the dating-scene eather are divorced and bitter, or stil single and desperate for kids, ( I mean REALLY desperate, the kind of desperate when they more or less ask if I could give them a child on the first date) that shit creeps me the fuck out.
>>696742262
were/are you a hippie?
>>696742277
Sure
>>696737889
my son is born same year as you .... #oldfag
>>696742380
No Viet nam vet
>>696742364
hey take advantage of it, at least 37 year old chicks can still be pretty hot
I get boners for chicks that age pretty often (I'm 21) but hardly for chicks that are 47
>>696742328
>>696742328
DAMN GOD.
It slightly became a feels thread
we're closer to 2030 than 2000 now.
>>696742474
prove it.
1978
>>696740287
Lol
1992
>1987
>>696737889
1907
>>696742676
Served with the 2 Bn 27 inf, 25 inf Division second of the twenty seventh known as The Wolfhounds
1980
>>696741191
1979
'95. Everyone born after 98 is terminal cancer.
1979
1993
>>696742505
Yea and to be honest, I dont find too young girls that attractive anymore, most people grow out of it sooner or later, sure a cute 23 year old can still be cute, But I couldnt stand to talk to one for more than 5 minutes.
1998
1999.
84 master race reporting in
>>696742959
Agreed.
1997
>>696742948
came of age from mid 90s to early 2000s, seems fun
only problem is you'll be in your 40s soon
>>696743029
70s, and 60s, were the master race. Fuck off.
who else is 1988?
>>696741545
Ebi se v guza, pedal
81
>>696737889
'95 here. I know I'm young but shit where's the fun old people gone?
1984
>>696740878
Sorry, 2old4me.
>>696737889
2005
>>696743001
well yeah, for serious relationships you'd want a chick within your age group
I might find a 40 year old chick hot, but there's no way I'd marry her because she'll be 60 when I'm 41, no way I could get hard for that
worse, when I'm 61 she'll be 80
>>696743010
Cancer confirmed.
>>696743029
>too young to come of age in the 90s
>too old to be young now
yeah no
98
>>696740913
Did you get that feeling of dread finding that first gray yet?
'82 here fuuuuuck
>>696742959
I was born in 95 too, it's all arbitrary
>>696743252
I don´t tink I´d even could bang a 23yo ( not that the chanse comes that often) but It would actually feel wrong, I was in my teens when she was born
1986.
When I blame 'underage faggots' for ruining the place, I still imagine kids born in the 90s even though they're what, in their 50s or something now?
>>696743422
grey is fine as long as you don't go bald
going bald is probably tough at first but you can make it work
>>696743275
How about you?
82 Master Race
>>696743182
We're still here young nigga
>>696737889
1981
>>696743252
Get a baby, that way when you're 41 she will be 20
>>696743422
Fuck you, I´d love to have grays, it´s a good attractive look, I had hairloss instead and nowdays looks like george fucking costanza
(347) 610-7289
WHERE MY 1992 BROS AT?
97
>>696743528
I understand that
I don't know if I'd feel bad about having sex, but I wouldn't date or have kids with someone that much younger or older than me
>>696743585
I was born in 1995 and I just turned 57 last week
>>696743591
Yea i got full head still. Fucking one little gray patch on my beard though
>>696743275
94'. Not that it is good to be older but still..
>>696743621
Good, that brings me comfort.
when do you stop being young, age 37?
1973
Anyone here a fellow 1999er?
>>696743791
'92 reporting for duty.
>>696743701
Can't notice in this light
Did you wear hats a lot?
>>696743913
no, 22
>>696743120
Suddenly at 37 I felt old. Shits not cash at all.
>>696743976
>>696743701
Oops
>>696744015
lol 22 is young as fuck
>>696744015
That was cruel.
>>696743919
Congratulations, you're older than me by just 5 years.
>>696739720
this
>>696744098
37 sounds so much older than 36
but 39 is much worse
2002 here but i've been browsing since 2010 so I'm an oldfag
>>696744111
Don´t see any gray at all there are you sure you aren´t just imagine it?
>>696744098
Having said that been chatting to a hot 37 yr old first on tinder now on WhatsApp. Makes me feel slightly younger.
88
>>696743976
I wear a hat about 22/7 I have no hairloss.
>>696737889
1993 young fuck
>>696743214
1984 checking in.
1983
>>696743701
>>696744316
I have thick hair. Trust me /b/ro they're there
>>696744326
yeah dude you're still young enough to do shit like that
once they go through menopause, it's probably not as much fun
I'm 70 Mother Fuckers my wife still at 62 turns heads with her body. We have sex at least once a week. I'm in a second career, we are both in good health. Go to Gym 3 to 4 times a week, eat out Twice a week. Love our kids and grandkids. Life is good man age just a fucking number. Remember a woman is only as old as her body looks, a man is only old when he stops looking at women's bodies
>>696744366
How old are you? Guess its a myth then
>>696744596
Pics nigga
>>696744686
She has been posted here before I'm not stupid I'm not posting her in this thread
>>696744596
Rock on dude
>>696744629
21 been wearing a beanie full time for about a year and a half and I had a receeding hairline.
>>696744211
Sure, cancer.
I remember i was 15 when i started browsing around. So, cheers, bro. You are doing better than me.
>>696744858
that's probably from genetics, not the hat
my hair is thinning but it's reversible as it's not pattern baldness, it's just like telogen effluvium or some shit like that
46, no hair loss, full on headbanger mop. A few gray strands in beard - not much. Better physical shape than most of you, probably- no matter what you age.
>>696743920
same here. 42!
>>696744451
yo!
97
>>696744989
yeah but can you fuck a nice wet 30 year old pussy still?
>>696743976
The balding guy here, no hats here, just cut it short so it´s not as notiseable, not cutting it all off because that is really giving it away, byt keep it about 9mm all the time works.
>>696744838
Kinky old fag. Respect to you sir
>>696744838
let's see your old man dick
>>696744977
I had a receeding hairline that was from genetics but I took measures. Also from the hat I also hat a pretty bad hat rash that is severely itchy and painful and unsightly.
>>696745166
My dick is just like yours, only mine is bigger
i find it very hard to believe anyone over the age of 25 browses /b/. fucking losers lol
96 btw
>>696737889
1951
Seriously..., 1951.
I guess that makes me a **real** oldfag.
>>696744858
Yeah man my mate wore one from 15 to 21 and he's almos bald now. Stay lucky
>>696745077
Thats my plan, women keep saying in jest(really) to dye it but id just end up with jet black hair and thats not even close hahaha. Do you feel comfortable though?
>>696745386
were/are you a hippie?
did you catch any good late 60s bands?
>>696745115
Keep on keeping on
>>696745182
Swit swooo bet you get all the girls
>>696745182
Stop wearing that hat pal. Especially if its affecting your skin
>>696745454
Yea, with time, I noticed it more than anybody else ofc. But with time I´ve learned to accept it.
>>696745502
Jefferson Airplane, Kinks, Janis Joplin, Buffalo Springfield, Animals
>>696745502
Yes I was..., and...,
Yes I did.
1956
>>696745454
I'm not lucky, I just take it off when my scalp sweats too much. I only wear it because I can't sleep without it covering my face and if I took it off I'd definately lose it.
>>696745769
are you a a sellout now or still a hippie?
are most of your friends from your teens and 20s still alive?
>>696745762
Are you trying to impersonate me??
>>696745386
>>696745769
>>696745743
When i found my first gray i was devastated but now i have accepted it as just life. God i sound like i was born in 62 not 82 haha gonna smoje this zoot and go sleep
>>696745769
Not a hippie Viet Nam Drsftee
do old people have extra sensory meme receptors like i heard about in state college?
>>696745377
I find it very difficult to believe that a millennial is even smart enough to tie thier own fucking shoes — much less operate a computer.
>>696745564
Nope, I don't get any guys either. fml.
>>696745732
It's only in the summer/1ish week in briitain
>>696745808
Shit mate, what about the rash?
>>696745950
You born in 51 just a baby
>>696746018
Fuck it as long as you're happy. Shit will come in time junior
1998
>>696737889
1994
>>696745993
You're supposed to listen to the professor, not the teacher.
>>696737889
1988
>>696738796
Yeyeye, reppin '90
>>696746092
It's just a patchy itchy redness that comes from drowning your pores in sweat under a hat for too long, it will go in time.
>>696746320
I'm taking steps to prevent baldness like not wearing my hat when I sweat or taking it off when my scalp starts to sweat and washing it with cold water only.
>>696745993
You'll be issued it, along with the eyes for the back of your head, once you have kid(s).
1979
1998
>>696745941
>still a hippie?
I guess that's a matter of perspective.
I've managed make a decent living my whole life without ever having gad a "straight gig" (real job).
Been a professional musician my whole life.
(Compose music scores for Film/TV/Theatre.)
I'm the oldfag that a lot of the musicfags know around /b/ who hangs around /b/ giving career
advice to those who want to make a go of being professional musicians also.
>still alive?
It's about 70%/30% -- alive/dead.
Pic related..., is me.
1998
>>696746897
How old are you pal?
Try tea tree shampoo
>>696747090
Same
>>696737889
1992
>>696747093
21 and as dumb as they come sir
>>696737889
1973
>>696747040
You aged pretty well if that's actually you and you're not just pulling my leg here
Out of your dead friends, did most of them die prematurely from substance abuse?
>>696747285
Do you smoke weed and have prospects? If so proceed to bitch heaven
If not get some fucking prospects.
96
Elders can go fuck themselves if they think they deserve respect from anyone on the basis that they are older. You earn respect like everyone else.
>>696740942
>retirement age
what fucking country are you from?
>>696737889
1991
>>696747956
Definitely Sudan. They have a life expectancy of like 40
>>696747771
I smoke weed yes and I have ambition and drive but too anxious to do anything.
Would most people take the chance to go back ten years? Only knowledge is that you would know that you once was ten tears older but not anymore, previous memories still exist to the point you went back too.
Long winded cause im high
>>696747956
Englands retirement age is like 67-68 now I think
1996
>>696747798
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
...you little punk-ass bitch.
>>696747585
>if that's actually you
Yeah, it;s really me.
Like I said, a lot of the anons who are aspiring musicfags would recognize me from dispensing career advice on /b/ since 2006.
>did most of them die prematurely from substance abuse?
Surprisingly, only two (heroin).
The rest of them (10 or 12) all croaked from cancer or massive heart attacks.
Not at all surprising given that we all smoked cigarettes like crazy for years.
(I still do.)
>>696748192
Dont worry about anxiety, i have it also, i sweat and go hot as fuck but i just crack on cause im not actually scared of day to day stuff.
What are you aiming to do with the next five years?
98, and most of the younger years (at least around my area) are massive wankers
>>696748375
Suck my left leg nub you old sack of potatoes
>>696738105
Graduated college at 10? Bullshit
>>696748192
Wow you sound just like me but three years older
>>696748271
Like 70 for blokes now
>>696748459
I'm Agoraphobic so going ouside is next to impossible for me (not self diagnosed) I plan to get happy and get a job any job. I'd even shovel horse shit if I had too.
>>696748428
Heart attacks can also come from genetics and poor diet
>>696748726
Hopefully it's 91 for old queenie
>>696748711
>>696748192
You two should swap kiks
Always nice to find soneone on your level
Now i sound like a fucking fag. Im going bed peace cunts
>>696748711
You have three years to get your shit together before you end up like me. I wish I had that time back, use it well young one and you shall flourish.
>>696748769
Yeah man, stay with that attitude and the anxiety will vanish. Still chat to someone about it though cause acceptance is better than ignorance
>>696748899
I don't social media at all. goodnight m8
>>696748884
Fucking hope so, id like to fuck wills missis
>>696748787
>genetics and poor diet
Both being situations which is not enhanced by being a heavy smoker.
'67
>>696749071
I'm at a level where my brain makes a lamp post a threat. I'm close to done for.
>>696749198
She's so fine and her sister too. Damn.
>>696749348
But I can talk now so that good I guess
>>696748899
>>696749044
yea that's fair enough, but it's just the fact that I'm not going to uni, which is pretty scary as its now an obstacle, for job searching, and my parents are forcing it upon me to get a job which I may not feel is best for me
>>696749348
Why is a lamp post a threat?
I wanna make a thread about this cause i love helping people. I worked in a cbt rehab for two years
>>696749635
It might fall or shortcircuit I don't know man my brain just pictures a one in million situation and makes me the one, I wish I could unthink this way but not even CBT helped me.
>>696749530
Mate, what i would do. Id make will watch me while harry and I go to town on her. Fuck even liz can join in. I hear they kind of get up to that kind of thing anyway
>>696749620
You may not feel it now but when you're rich as shit and happy you'll thank them.
>>696749934
Harry would be too busy sniffing coke and mastrubating in the corner to watch mate
>>696749916
Thats pretty ott thinking bud, i hope one day you can live without this cause its debilitating yeah? Friends and work and study or whatever kind of social settings you're familiar with do more.
>>696749934
o when i came off diazeoam i went mental as fuck and handed in computers to police cause i thought my mate was a pedo and using my pc. It went eventualy though
>>696737889
2015
dank memays swag yolo
>>696740123
lolled coz im from 93
>>696750264
I have a strange defence mechanism when I'm having an "attack" I make people laugh I don't know how or why but it works. Thanks for support this is the last place I thought there'd be some.
>>696749620
>>696749916
>when i came off diazeoam i went mental as fuck and handed in computers to police cause i thought my mate was a pedo and using my pc. It went eventualy though
Replied to wrong post
>>696741191
1991. I am a faget
>>696737889
2004
1987
God tier birth year
2002
>>696750650
Idgaf really, id advise anyone suffering anywhere. Just how i am.
I understand the humour bit, I'm the same in that respect.
>>696750579
I started listening to jungle music that year
1979
>>696742942
Sept 80
>>696742171
In my country some of 2001 are almost in tenth grade.
Why do years go away so fast? It's sad.
>>696750068
Yea, hopfully thanks, I'm just gad my anxiety isn't as bad as it use to (although at the moment its been quite bad recently but not as bad as yours so i hope you find some way to overcome it)
>>696751495
I've found my way bro I'll get there in the end. Enjoy your life.
>>696742171
>2001 are now 8th grade
In what country are 15 year olds in the 8th grade???
Isn't that like 2 years behind?
>>696742959
98 thx anon.
fellow '94 here too!
>>696740185
How's middle school?
>>696752240
When do you finish school in America? I finished at 16
>>696751630
Yea i'll try to, and you to
1927
And I could still whip you pansy asses.
1996
