ITT: Badly explain a films plot and everyone guesses
>The own time main character isn't a self abusing pussy is when he's a bad ass when he's sleeping
Pic not related
>>696709481
Fight club?
>>696709900
Yep
>>696709481
Lesbian fish forgets everything
>>696710113
Finding nemo
Long time ago, but somehow in the future.
Some people call him "The Dark Defender"
>>696710444
Star wars
>>696710444
Back to the Future
>>696710275
Correct , or Finding Dory
>>696710515
yea
>>696710545
nah
Have to repost this one that I saw before in one of these threads:
awkward teenage boy discovers he can shoot white sticky substance out of his body
(no, it's not a porno)
>>696710510
Dexter?
>>696711186
Spiderboy
>>696711269
Spiderguy*
>>696709481
These are too easy.
Here's a hard one for you.
>nignog is murdered
>who dunnit
>new York is a shit hole
>trains trains and trains
>honkies, mulattos, and nignogs fight all night
>>696711313
Spidermam*
>>696711186
Spiderman
>>696711186
uncle 2?
>>696711378
Yeah that's what I meant.
>Wrongfully accused of killing someone
>get sent to prison
>get friends there
>one of friends is nigger
>gay people start to try and rape you
>warden an hero
>2 fat guys
>rock
>satanism
>weed
>cockass
>>696711378
yes, of course (although the other titles would probably be more appropriate)
>>696711362
Wow, so easy.
The warriors
>>696711488
Shawshank Redemption
>>696711488
Shawshank redemption?
>>696711536
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
>>696711580
Fuck me I tried to be as vague as possible
>>696711488
Shawshank skank dank memes
>>696709481
inception
>>696711626
>>696711631
Winrar
>>696711362
the warriors 1979
>computer kid invents something
>everybody's butthurt
>OP be cowboy
>be in the mountain with a cowboy friend
this one is easy so i will try to make it hard
>beethoven
>ultraviolence
>>696711794
dexters laboratory
cringy group of teenagers tries to get laid
>>696711815
A Clockwork Orange
>>696711488
You're not even trying anon.
>guy with huge dick
>70's good times
>80's bad times
>ass in her cock
>>696711815
a clockwork orange
>>696711794
Social Network?
>>696711809
I CAN'T QUIT YOU!!
>>696711794
The social network
>>696711856
nope
>>696711982
yep
>guy smokes a lot of pot and goes bowling
>>696711965
Boogie Nights?
>>696711965
boogie nights
>fuck you
>niggers
>ow my freaking ear
>fuck
>nigger
>the one that started the shitty franchise
>overrated to hell
>not spooky enough for me
>why is it raining inside a spaceship?
>>696712077
The big fuccbowski
high schoolers go to a strip club and buy drugs to solve a murder
>>696712084
yep
>>696712077
are there nihilists?
>>696712140
this better not be alien
>>696712077
the big lebowski
>girl
>loves her sister
>fights some niggas
>becomes rich
>stoners, blackie, and lesbo
>murder chuckie and will hunting
>>696712214
yup, it's alien
>wake up on boat
>oh shit nigga
>russian fisherman are like wtf
>find out ur rlly good at killing people
>badassmuthafucka.mp4
>find out you were cia assassin
>WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>fuck random girl you found in alleyway
>she gets shot in the face in the next movie
>>696711488
>try and rape you
>try
You need to rewatch anon.
>drives to us city with friend
>hangs out there with friend
>lots of drugs
>>696709481
>become new news anchor
>everything going well
>swoll af
>fucking jim carrey
>guess i'll be god now
ezmode.jpg
>>696712361
Bourne Identity
>>696712296
hunger games
>>696712198
No, Donny. These men are cowards.
>>696712400
Wait they did rape him? Shit nigga i havent seen that movie in a while
>>696711910
american pie
superbad
>>696712472
Bruce Almighty
>>696712337
You are a colossal fucking faggot
>>696712472
Bruce kekmighty
There´s this girl and this guy and shes this guy and the guy fucks her so shes her father and her fucker
>>696712499
yep
>>696712409
Any guesses? Come on now
>booby traps entire toy store
>>696712546
Yep. Morgan freeman does the narration
>I wish I could tell you that Andy was able to fight the sisters off, but this is real life.
they ruin an article of his livingroom furniture
>>696709481
Anybody have the gif of this pic but her farting out tacos?
>>696712780
fear and loathing
>>696710510
Batman.
>>696712631
Come on, it really isn't good
>>696712795
Ohhhh yeah thats right i forgot about that.
A rich kid from Buenos Aires takes up a career killing bugs against his parents wishes and subsequently becomes one of the greatest Argentinian heroes of all time while most of his school mates just get killed.
>>696712858
Yes
>>696712409
>>696712780
FaLiLV?
>>696712847
>farts tacos
>>696711910
Porky's, or American Pie.
>>696712925
starship troopers
>>696712795
Shawshank redemption
A local boiler technician teaches a group of teenagers that dreams really do come true
>>696712621
>>696712651
both wrong
>>696712835
Lebowski has already been done
>>696713037
nightmare on elm street
loud sound, shit goes down
>>696712140
Alien
Allegedly spent summers in the UK.
>4 girls
>pretend to be 4 guys
>want people to love them
>won't sell car to russian fags
>get robbed by russian fags
>kill russian fags entire family
>>696713111
Ding ding ding! Also nice trips
> slightly retarded guy who killed his (step?)father when he was still a child gets released from institution
> doesn't know how to handle life, drifts around a bit
> kills another abusive dude to protect some people he met
>>696713014
Bingo
chick's dumbass boyfriend loses money
she goes to him to help
fuckup.gif
do over
>>696712914
The first is, 2nd is good for some camp, rest are awful I will give you that
>some guy's Latin isn't very good so he flies his spaceship into hell
>>696713114
Toy Story 2
>>696713165
a history of violence?
>>696713165
John wick
>>696713180
sling blade
>at party
>ex wife is cunt
>hear gunshots
>oh shit nigger
>"now i have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho."
>>696713146
"Ghostbusters (2016)"
>couple of guys stand in a line-up and start cracking up
>>696713180
Sling blade
>>696713198
Lola Rennt
>>696713301
Die Hard
>>696712964
Yea
>on island
>some dudes take you hunting
>kill them
>>696713296
correct
>>696713301
Last line gave it away
Weekend at bernies
>>696713324
Hot damn nice
>>696713364
sehr gut, my astute /b/ro
>>696712128
Django?
>>696712472
I love you Phillip Morris
>>696712657
Ez. Predestination
>>696713416
Shutter Island
>>696709481
>build first ever ultra expensive high tech machine
>it breaks
>there's magically another one
>>696713199
Agreed
>>696713582
nope
>guy is edgy
>brother is probably /b/ro
>mom is fat and useless
>sister works super hard
>punches brother
>burns house
>rip mommy
A barber cheats on his estranged wife with the baker downstairs
>>696712140
Nigga, did you just call 'Alien' a shitty franchise?
And it wasn't rain, it was a leakage in the machine room.
>>696711186
fun time at uncles number 4
>>696709481
Teen boy's body changes and he discovers he can now shoot a white sticky substance out of his body.
Only explanation is a still of one of the first frames of this animated classic
>no post on sundays
A lonely skinny man ventures in nocturnal modern Los Angeles taking pictures of crash sites and criminal activity.
He hires latino lowlife to help drive around at night.
crime means profit as lonely man makes money on a freelance basis
>>696713590
back to the future part III?
>some guy in a bunker tries to win a war but his generals turn out to be cowards or incompetent.
>an hero
>did nothing wrong
>>696713705
What's eating Gilbert grape
>bad at hockey
>badass tho
>gets put on the team to fight
>bangs a chick that's engaged
>becomes the best fighter
>fights other guy who's a brawler
>wins the fight
>wins the game
> A guy wakes up, shadowy people all over, things aren't what they seem, and he becomes the master of his world
>>696713590
I fuckin hate Contact for that reason
>>696712657
predestination
>>696713776
Fuck you yes
Woman in space finds the most huggable creatures ever! A crew member gives birth to a perfectly healthy baby boy but when it goes missing they have to search the whole ship to find it
Long hair hippy teaches people to follow his ways. Follower mutilated a guy to get is way. Long hair goes away for a long time. I see the future
>>696713736
>>696713487
No but close
>>696713582
Are you mentally retarded or did you just think to yourself "I've seen a movie with an island! It must be that one!"
>>696713712
Jack Sparrow movie nr 847
>>696712409
We can't stop here! This is bat country!
>>696713776
Wait no I fucked up
>detective
>has paranoid visions
>is chad and gets pussy all the time
>cucked by ex-wife
>>696713788
Seriously. or The Martian.
Deus Ex Machina...
>>696713705
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
>>696713724
In all fairness, only the first two are good.
3 is pretty crap
4 is just a pretty mediocre sci-fi action movie
Promethius and AvP don't bear mentioning
>>696713590
Meet the Robinsons
>be a scumbag
>wife finds out
>fucks you over
>fuck her over more
>falls back in love with you
>forced to stay with her
>>696713759
nightcrawler
>>696713886
yes
>he has a jar of dirt
>>696713903
Guess I didn't
>>696713830
Alien.
It's been done already, and better
>>696713784
Sean William Scott : " HockeySmashdown
>>696713761
No I'll give a hint, the machine is meant to dig down into the earth. Good guess tho
Skelator is going crazy 'cause he hit some kid with his car.
>>696713959
Gone Girl.
Such a shit movie.
>a cat wakes up
>the antihero does a dance
>skinny god man tries to kick ass
>whole movie about keeping cat happy
>>696713759
Most obvious post yet for anyone who has seen nightcrawler
>man is kill
>man is not kill
>man gets laid
>man is kill again
>>696712176
I knoooooooooooooooooow this isn't the mystery team. Is this the fucking mystery team?
>gooks kill your dad
>assemble militia
>kill gooks
>merica'
>small brown kid
>becomes pirate guy
>can't tell if it is good or super-pretentious
Kids on vacation meet a doctor hoping to bring them closer together than ever before
>>696713938
True, everything after 'Aliens' was mediocre at best. But still, a franchise with two classics is not a shitty franchise.
Also...
>>guitar dude gets killed, his girlfriend suprise butt-sexed and killed
>>animal brings him back
>>killing spree with corpse paint
>>thatfuckingguitarsolo.jpg
>>696713736
Pretty sure you dont have to change to shoot a white sticky substance out of your body
>>696711809
brokeass mountain
>angry cop
>very memorable
>>696713737
Shrek
>>696713984
Pirates of the caribbean, dead mans chest
>>696714192
human centipede?
>>696713759
Nightcrawler
Great watch
>>696713771
Mein Based Fuhrer
>>696714214
The Crow?
>>696711794
Fuck off Joe
>>696713921
True detective is not a movie
>>696713788
Contact? Wrong
>>696714317
You got it!
>>696714259
So you made big cumms when you were 5?
>>696714172
reminds me of meet joe black, but that was different guys within it that meet the criteria
>fucking /mu/ faggot
>women don't like me
>I like music
>your music is shit
>fat friend is actually pretty good
>>696714403
well maybe it's not true detective m8
>guy gets cucked by his gf
>team of mentally ill faggots go to stop an edgy man from using his wife's son
>WW1 in all of it's horrific glory
>character development or something
>>696713991
^ faggot
this is funny
http://cheesespin.net/
>>696714342
Well done. You know your classics.
>>696709481
Okay got one:
>government officer looking for escaped prisoner
>staff is extremely and oddly unhelpful
>a lot of rain
>keeps finding odd clues that make the case stranger
>suffers hallucinations
>he's not who he thought he was.
Name that film boys.
>>696714507
the time traveler's wife
>mental ward
>rebel
>>696714607
Remember the titans
>>696714438
>made big cumms
>sand nigger detected
And yeah maybe i did
take a look
http://cheesespin.net/
Fat pervert makes money from children by forcing them to play music
Gets arrested
Gets released
Starts Chinese sweatshop style workshop rearing kids like cattle to make profit from their talents
>>696714709
Dicks in my mouth 4
>>696712128
Reservoir Dogs
>>696713771
Der Untergang
ezmode
>>696714259
Unless you spooder
> Wife gets kidnapped
> Kill ridiculous amount of people
> Where's my wife!?!?!
> She isn't my wife.
>>696714403
Not TD, guy with visions did the cucking
>>696714709
Shutter island
>>696712790
Home alone?
>>696713146
2016 ghostbusters.
My sides are in orbit.
>>696714626
all quiet on the western front
>>696714870
You got it
>seriously overrated
>boring life of a boring kid
>looks like a caveman
>is a complete faggot his entire life
>>696714915
Well done!
>we play drums and shetz
heres a classic
>four friends go on a canoe trip
>meet the lovely locals
>turns out one of the friends is gay
>nerdy friend is kill
Fun times with time travel in Montana while everyone else is fighting killer cyborgs from the far corners of space who came to stop the Magic Carpet Ride
>>696714758
No, try again
>daughter is gone
>qui gon jin shits himself
>>696714967
Not home alone. Its Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
>>696713737
Nemo
>>696715095
Mean creek
>>696714709
blade runner
>>696714837
August rush?
>>696715176
nope
>>696714709
Blade runner?
>>696715017
Boyhood
>>696714753
one flew over the cuckoo's nest
>>696714895
Oh yeah almost forgot
> Man is kill over and over and over and over again
>cars
>desert
>pussy
>oh shit better go back
>movie everybody wants to see
>claims its new but remake of old
>girl is unreal character, good at everything
>movie is actually lame, but everybody thinks its good because it "wasn't bad as those other ones"
>>696715264
yup
>>696715105
I bet he also has a particular set of skills
>>696715105
Taken.
>>696713165
Can't wait for the second one.
> some guys find a bunch of money in a wreck
> tensions, betrayal, things get out of hand, shotgun gets fired, semi-suicide by brother
> money turns out to be worthless anyway
>>696713747
Sorcerers stone
>>696715207
no, try again though
>took 12 years to make therefore it is good
>>696715318
Mad max fury road
>>696715017
a boy's life
>>696715318
Mad max
>>696715095
Deliverance?
>>696715003
Ding Ding Ding Ding!
Winrar!
>>696715321
The shit awakens
>>696715318
Mad max
>>696715321
Star wars
>>696715321
Star Wars 7
>Man attends christmas party
>Snape ruins it
>Quotes western
>>696715273
Yes
>>696715318
Mad max
>>696715463
Yes
>degenerate doing degenerate things
>finds out about degenerate act too degenerate even for him
>kisses dude's feet
>dies
>>696715505
ding ding...correct title too
>real human bean
>and a real hero
>>696709481
>fat girl steals something from guy then punches him in the throat
>punches him in the throat again
>she punches more people in the throat
>>696715556
Die Hard
>>696715318
fury road
>>696715556
Die Hard 1. Also done before
>>696715420
Already been done nigger.
>>696715556
Die hard
>>696715494
yep
>goes to Alaska
>an hero
>>696715420
Boyhood
>>696714709
Bladerunner?
>>696715105
phone call meme: the movie
>>696715618
My mom?!?!??
>>696715610
"drive" that mutherfucka off a cliff
>>696715618
Identity Thief
>>696715612
this nigga used a picture from ifunny...
>>696715610
Mr Bean's holiday
>>696715618
Identity thief. Comedic genius
>>696715694
Yes
>Harry potter farts a lot
>>696714837
School of Rock
>>696715618
identity thief
Melissa Mccarthy is so annoying
>>696715718
No I'll give you a clue, I haven't had sex with her
>>696715778
Google*
A Movie Star, a Soldier and a Shaolin Monk go on a cruise together, Movie Star's sunglasses get broken, he is a very angry man.
>kkk
>amazing soundtrack
>>696714719
KeK
It was actually weekend at bernies but time travlers wife works too.
>>696715767
Correct
>>696715905
Birth of a nation
>bearded teacher takes gets too close to students
>kids are confused
>Red's kid kills himself
>turns out teacher didn't diddle kids
>white people palooza
>Nigger
>Nigger gets gun
>Evolves into Nigga
>Nigga kills whitey
>Nigga blows shit up
>>696715879
Shit...
>dosnt like jewelry gift from family member
>throws it away
>forced to be basement dweller
>gets released
>fucks daughter
>>696715905
O Brother, Where Art Thou
>>696715869
Yup. I've really had enough of the 'woah, i'm fat, and I don't care' act
>before cuban missile crisis
>lots of superpowered teens
>magnet man is mad
>coins in heads
>>696714837
School of Rock?
>>696716009
Lord of the Rings
>>696713724
have you ever been inside a spaceship? the wholee thing is a goddamn machine room
>>696715976
Sex and the city
>>696713114
War of the Worlds?
>>696715372
well done
>>696714837
School of rock
>>696715976
Django Unchained
>>696716079
Yea ha ha
>>696716009
Pitanic
Balls flying everywhere smacking people in the face to death. pedo chases boy
>>696716087
Nupe
>>696715879
YOU HAVN'T HAD SEX WITH HER?
>>696716067
X-men: First Class
>>696716107
I mean that quote is too obvious
>>696715895
Mortal Kombat
>>696716016
Old Boy
Was just writing it up too, I had
> long kidnapping
> amateur dentistry
> accidental incest
> revenge
