YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
>>696584642
>makes ylyl thread
>starts off with garbage
>>696584642
>>696584791
little black kid should be lucio
>>696584642
never forget
Anyone with the image of "first gear all the way up" game screenshot??
>>696584939
damn
>>696585859
>>scan €20 pounds through my lamp
>>is fake it is
>>fuck you lamp say violetly
>>read label, dismiss by manager
can maybe use find real bad people money penny?
>>696585342
Almost lost to this really bad, many times while reading this.
>>696585428
fuck yaaaaaaaaaa
does anyone have that pic with all the "weird" music genres that starts out normie tier then gets to Mahmoud Awad.
>>696585428
worth it
>>696585428
cool
>>696585428
Cunt.
Sup fam
>>696587088
Checked
>>696586339
That is some real fucking broken English, Pajeet.
I give up
>>696584791
Black on Black violence is never funny
>>696585428
moop
>>696585079
FUCKING KEK
>>696587704
I almost lost to this
>>696587704
>always funny
>>696587170
This... this got me....
>>696587704
I almoat>>696587704
>>696586154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZVf1TCsNuk
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I am particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but still catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
>>696588272
lost
>>696585007
Was he fingering his own asshole? The nigro I mean, not Messi.
>>696584939
Niggerbread man?
>>696585428
fuck
>>696584642
>>696588257
what is this picture
>>696587088
Dubs for the finish
>>696589000
Nice trips
>>696585428
dang
>>696588507
LMAO
>The nigro I mean, not Messi
>>696589082
autistic youtuber that lives in a bathroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgX2HAeWkVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwDXDUYJOg
cut the racism, fags
>>696585428
cunt
>>696584939
>join me. On a journey through the cosmos
>>696585079
been here fucking years and this is the first time I lost.
>>696589648
No, ass, you retard.
>>696585079
FUCKING 5-STAR POST
>>696589496
>>696588343
Why don't you like, buy your own personal parakeet?
Call that a paraskeet
>>696585079
I don't get it
>>696590139
Paraskeet
Kek
>>696586680
this
>>696585428
Original gif?
>>696590270
That weird fat guy is actually Vin diesels half brother who he fails to acknowledge in the public domain.
>>696585079
Well played sir, lost for the first time
>>696590270
project graham
>>696588343
>>696585428
faggot
>>696585428
Niggrr
>>696585735
>the perfect loop
>>696585428
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36900310
>>696585007
Hahaha, i haven't seen this in so long. Always cracks me up
>>696588257
>meth
Not even once
>>696585079
Flawless
>>696590421
seconding this
>>696590683
Please post gif of this
>>696590421
>>696591749
http://juicygif.com/gallery/search/(keyword)/cute-ass
can't post it because max file size is 4MB
>>696585342
Why anybody didn't tell him to post the three pictures is beyond me
>>696589614
Filename got me
anyone have the greentext where this guy fucks a dead tornado victim?
>>696594320
>pedo
>>696585428
Cmon
>>696594188
doesn't beat garlic bread though
>>696585007
Dammit lost.
>>696594320
i remember it but i don't have it
it's not funny at all though
>>696587088
>>696594188
>internet explorer
We get it, you're old
>>696595311
>>696595461
>>internet exploreer
>>696588178
>>696595477
>>696591557
You're not even funny.
>>696595633
>>696595711
holy shit
>>696589082
One of our own. >>696589082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
>>696591557
>>696595821
>>696587088
>>696595311
>>696595477
>>696595711
What is this madness?
>>696585428
fuck you
>>696585428
Immunity chihuahua. WILDCARD MOTHER FUCKER
>>696596121
dub chain ended
Lul
>>696596412
>>696596441
aw shit abandon thread
>>696587088
noice
>>696595711
>>696595477
>>696595311
>>696587088
That's an impressive chain of checks.
>>696595311
Dubs on Dubs action
>>696587644
Matt is that you?
>>696585428
christ
>>696596533
Holy shit, I got dubs twice.
>>696595950
>>696585079
>>696596880
lost
>>696593494
Fucking lost so hard
>>696589380
Holy shit this is stewards home?!?!
Funniest autist.
>>696585428
why god
>>696596533
Dubs on dubs on dubs
>>696594726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sASfLQm9iCc
God is Dead.
>>696597333
Trips confirm, bears be metal as fuck.
>>696585859
Lost
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>696585342
fucking gold
>>696593960
I once saw a text along with this image and it was amazing...something like the father couldnt get his kid chicken nugger
>>696594319
actually a good Idea
>>696597697
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
check out my quads
>>696595311
WE GOT DUBS
This thread needs more shitposts to balance the cancer.
>>696585428
save me
>>696591468
>>696591520
so fucking perfect!
>>696596555
them triples
>>696585428
>>696588736
Fuckin lost
>>696595711
>>696597985
>literaly the most random number, miles away from quads
>>696585428
(you)
>>696598356
"what are you doing here smooth skin"
>>696597333
holy fuck i got trips
>>696597333
welcome newfriend
>>696595001
>>696598565
meant to reply to >>696598505
>>696585428
Fuck
More pointless cancer coming through.
>>696594319
>>696588343
fuck yeah why isn't this an Olympic sport?
>>696588272
fucking lost
>>696585428
Why don't you post some meme magic that kills me in my sleep so i don't have to deal with this cancer anymore?
>>696598614
Thank you, oldfriend
>>696586511
>>696596750
Of course Dan.
>>696594545
> fuck you rice slut you want rice too bad you get bombed twice
>>696587704
Never lost to a reply before... Fucking top kek
>>696596555
nice trips
>>696596555
Tribz chegged.
>>696593494
FML lost and now I feel like a bad person
>>696595320
Fucking this
Almost got a stroke while playing bloodborne
>>696588272
Kek
>>696599529
>>696599529
totally not expected
sudoku yourself
>>696588272
>>696593960
Lost
>>696599763
fucking kills me
>>696585428
Noice.
>>696599998
offby one kenobi
>>696599999
>>696600000
>>696589156
Fuckin' idiot... Germany was driven out in 44, and that photo was taken in 41. . .
>>696599998
checked
>>696593433
lold lost chekt kekt, and finally rekt.
>>696599972
>>696584642
Kill your self you banana enabling faggot.
>>696600167
>>696596555
checked
>>696600167
9you0
>>696600392
>>696600613
>>696600736
>>696585079
That alien looking thing is actually a computer generated version of what a human would look like of we were built to withstand collisions and wrecks. Been on news articles.
>>696595582
is this from a vidya? looks like something that'd be fun to play
>>696585527
lost
>>696600925
Oh my fucking god. LOL
>>696595731
more of the Goose please.
>>696600811
>>696596073
>>696600925
Im looking for dead Walker memes
>>696585428
nig
>>696589235
Underrated post
>>696590683
>>696585428
Oh wow
>>696599529
non faggot version, and no i do not have sauce
>>696589000
Cheese
>>696588124
>Almoat
Fuck, out of all the funny shit in this thread, this is what I lose to
>>696585428
Fuck
>>696596787
lost
>>696585428
Uhh
>>696584931
Damn, lost it only three pics in.
>>696592935
>My baby was killed for milk
Milk isn't liquefied cow,
Dairy cows always produce milk and must be milked regularly
>Logic
>>696591399
>illegible text
kek
>>696597922
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight. No immunity. You’re mother's fucking dead, kiddo.
>>696603128
>Mentally regressed vegans
>>696600811
chekt
>>696585079
elevated lel
>>696588257
i love stewart the sock
>>696599529
Gay
>>696585428
fuck you
>>696585342
He makes a good point about his fetish really not being any different from furries or anime.
>>696595196
>slam poet
of course she is
>>696584642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgIIWkJsIhk
>>696585428
oh boy
>>696596397
Off by one from being off by one
>>696600931
it's from critikal's channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbYYJF0c4VA
>>696585428
Eoe
>>696593960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY
>>696585428
Kys
>>696588343
Fucking genius.
>>696589235
lost
>>696586154
I gotta ask...
Did you really think this was funny?
>>696585233
>fuck you nigga
>this is my ice cream
D A N K
A
N
K
Check
>>696585428
i hope she dies
>>696595196
Do people like this have a fetish of being really annoying?
>>696585428
fuck u
>>696596555
Fucking trips with a 9gag watermark
You disgust me
>>696585428
Fag
>>696591509
Your post fucked up the cat gifs. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
>>696585428
Shit
>>696601557
You're still pretty rad, anon
>>696604027
>She
