/b/, prove you aren't under the age of 18. >40% of you
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
/b/, prove you aren't under the age of 18.
>40% of you fags are
>nobody proving
You fags really are children
>>696579682
I don't fall for the "Your mother will die in her sleep" posts or make up immunity cats or any shit like that.
does it even matter?
>>696579682
I don't really know what "thot" means, nor do i really care about the new slang these days in general.
>>696579682
In my day we had to noko
>>696581637
this and sage was a thing
Nobody cares
>>696581790
Child spotted
>>696579682
prove you aren't
>>696579682
test meme plz dont rteply
>>696579682
how to prove im over the age of 18 hmmm, i guess i could tell you that knowing how to turn on colored lazer gun shots in golden eye 007 for the N64 made me tha coolest kid on tha block fo sho
If you don't reply to this post your mother AND father will both succumb to a long painful death.
>>696579682
Aaron Carter used to be a big deal
>>696583279
fuck you nigger
I have a draft card
I know what to do with a casette tape and a pen.
>>696579682
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>I don't know if this proves anything
I'm vegan
>34
>Married
>Going grey
>Got a 4 yr old boy due to start school in August
>No social life for the past decade
Who the fuck would claim this rather than claim to be an active 21 yr old fuck machine.
>pls kill me
>>696579682
>prove you aren't under the age of 18
I'm 7,519 days old
I listen to Rainbow
I clicked that I am over 18 after getting mums permission to sign up for the disney website.
>>696579682
I bought "A Brave New World" for my own personal reading over this last weekend.
Bills. Bills everywhere.
>>696584476
Fag.
Sixteenth Century Green Sleeves FTW!
I know my first phone number by the clicks made when dialing on our shitty pale/lime/drab green wall phone... and when someone else got on the line with me - fucking nosy brother.
>>696579682
I didn't make this thread.
>>696584554
>I bought "A Brave New World" for my own personal reading
A well known summer reading book assigned to kiddos, and it's summer right now.
I've seen 15yo being more adult that people in 30s, also am old enough to understand that everyone else is just a fucking waste if oxygen and world would be better without them. Especially the Paki shits pretending to be British
let's see..
I still have a goldeneye cartridge, I remember pepsi blue, I remember the sega channel, i had Nickelodeon shoes, and I remember Amanda Bynes' show with the fuckin lobsters.
..27.
>>696584378
That just proves you can use a calculator.
>>696579682
I remember the Alamo.
>>696584832
I remember when Smells Like Teen Spirt was so popular that they were even playing it on rap stations.
I saw pokemon the first movie and got the mew card.
>>696585039
I was born the same day Kurt Cobain an hero'd
I dont feel the need to justify myself
Oh fuck
>>696583279
no please i love so much my mum and my daddie please dont kill them
>>696579682
im a licensed insurance producer in the state of michigan
>>696584790
See, my school assigned it for ap classes during the year, classes which I never took, it was recommended by a friend who had read it, and I actually bought it for myself. Alright, how's about this:
I like Rush, Metallica and Primus.
>>696584476
My proof is that I can tell you with one Ronnie James Dio is. Second from the right.
>>696579682
Here's a dick pic. If the mods delete it because cp then you'll know I'm underage.
>>696585334
Mods!! That's some babies dick.
>>696579682
installing MS office on win 95 took waaaaay too many floppys
>>696584851
fuck yea pepsi blue i loved that shit
>>696583564
There we go. Doubling as my proof. I know all the words to 'that's how I beat Shaq'
>>696585213
FTFY
> I was born the same day Kurt Cobain was assassinated by Courtney Love.
>>696585543
Yeah ima need your tits out and a timestamp, thanks.
I remember back when YouTube was actually a nice thing.
>>696584832
Then why you dont kill yourself?
I mean whats your hope
I remember the Alamo.
>>696585286
>my school assigned it for ap classes
>"Brave New World" for ap classes only
>ap class only book
Wow, how fucking retarded was your school? The book isn't hard to comprehend but I'll save you the spoilers.
>>696585699
>assuming I'm the girl in image
Found underage b
>>696584832
hello there, balding british amirfag
>>696585440
Yeah but once you got the sweet, sweet Start button, all was right in the world.
Pools closed
Missingno.
I use words like "fam", "tbqh", "nigga", "thot", "bae", "lol", and "xD" un-ironically.
I'm in the military
>>696586120
Wtf does the q in 'tbqh' stand for?
I bought these
>>696586233
quite
>>696584044
pencil you ignorant fuck
>>696585742
Back when all that was on youtube was nigahiga, stick figures, techno music. When myspace pages looked like youtube and vice versa, and everyone was emo. When techno and screamo were all people talked about. When flip phones like the sidekick, juke, and chocolate were all the craze.
>>696579682
Last few times I filed taxes I got back about 700 bucks cause I'm a minimum wage slave
regan was president when I was born and he went to my high school.
I'm in the Army.
>>696579682
Sesame street special on ecological awarness, circa 1994 AD
watch this on CN
>>696586310
>Cites the well known band Boston but shows Breaking Benjamin directly underneath
Hmmmm not convinced
I own clothes older than that.
>>696586521
How many dicks you suck every morning in the shower?
I played with <--- this toy as a child, my first game console was a 2600, I played with Pogs, drank Orbitz, collecting radical pencils from the school store was totally awesome, first cell phone was Nokia 5110 (I think) when I was in my early teens. I had a lava lamp and strobe light in my bedroom...
>>696579682
I am old enough to say: I am.
>>696586334
That's fucking retarded
>>696586499
Don't make fun of Sensei. She just wants Hachiman's D.
Lonely cakes are for loving, not bullying.
>>696585505
Nigga, that shit was so disgusting they gave it away for free at schools across the country.
>>696585970
can't remember it that well, but wasn't it just an OK button and restart?
I was drinking beer that I purchased legally on September 11th, 2001.
>>696586741
Isn't it?
>>696585902
Very. Don't get me wrong, I'm not dumb, but my school was. My friend group was the biggest waste of potential you've ever seen.
>>696579682
Would an underagefag click agree, retard :>)
>>696579682
There is no way it's just 40%
>>696586242
You bish, I want that
>>696586951
Ancientfag
>>696586334
how do u even pronounce that? or do u mean just writig? tbqh = to be quite honest? im no native speaker btw
>>696579682
A while ago on some porsite I clicked no when they asked me if I was at least 18 years old, just to see what happens.
>>696586647
Is that what happens in the army?!?!? Sign me up!!
>>696586521
prove it, where would you find this?
I listen to skillet
>>696586843
I hate this fucking generation.
>tfw I am a self loathing millennial
>>696587077
Checked friendo
>>696579682
Appetite for Destruction came out when I was 11
n eni o hrs
>>696579682
This pic that I post is for over the age of 18, and I have it in my computer.
Plus, you're a faggot. With that sayd, you can clearly see that I can use bad words as I want.
I've made my point.
>>696587247
How much did it run you? Also, the bolt, that's not en enfield, is it?
>>696586906
No, it was actually pretty similar to what we have now, just not as many bells and whistles.
>>696586719
a strobe in ur bedroom? for party reasons or why?
>>696587173
I was in high school, and was using nigga because it was what people said back then. Kids today are fucking retarded.
>>696587334
I would say lucky but that means you probably never went to any of the gun's shows.
>>696586242
Mx4 on the right?
>>696587500
MODS
>>696587373
nostalgia'd. fuck i miss that game.
I was jerking off when Pepsi Crystal was released
>>696585648
OH FUCK I LOL'D!!
>>696586664
MODS
I watched the Twin Towers fall.
i know how to write protect a floppy disk
>>696583279
Immunity cat save me
>>696587373
tfw you played on offline mode in a lan center because you were such a newb you didn't know you could go online
>>696579682
I still have my Orange VHS of the rug rats movie
>>696587500
Nice naughtical dubs you got there friendo also, MODS
i understand politics
no wait nvm
>>696587855
>this event happened almost 15 years ago
God Damnit.
I crawled from the primordial ooze and I can buy alcohol. And smoke. And vote.
And buy porno.
>>696587445
hm, could have sworn that you couldn't start it immediately after the install... reboot and then ok
>>696579682
Meh, who cares if there are underage fucks here? Maybe they can learn something from those of us who are a little bit older, a little bit wiser, with a little less hope, and knowledge of our own ignorance.
Than again, this is /b/, I wouldn't be surprised if OP and 80% of the posters in this thread are underage. If you want people who are of age, or that silly term "oldfags", you really have to go to a different board. And not all boards are created equal.
I find that some boards are filled (seemingly) with youngin's, some with perhaps a higher percentage of underage anons than even /b/! *cough*/x/*cough*
Then there are some that have a much older crowd, /tg/ immediately springs to mind. The ones with the older crowd are obvious. Pointless name calling and arguing for the sake of arguing are rare, and generally ignored, though debates on some subjects can certainly be aggressive.
I have no idea why I'm talking about this, it isn't what OP wanted, this proves nothing.
I'm 30, do I sound 30? Whatever, I'm done now, I'm outta this thread.
>>696587414
Mx4 was 600. I got mine in .45 but they come in 9mm and .40 also. I love it. The bolt is (I believe) an m24/47 Yugo mauser. Got that for 180, quite a steal.
This my last fun currently. Radom P64 for 250.
>>696579682
>asks to prove at least the marure age
>post is of a fucking anime character
>>696587086
i'm 32. the legal drinking age was (and is) 18 here and i turned eighteen about a month prior.
>>696583279
No this again
I know the difference between a 33⅓, 45, and 78.
>>696584554
forced to read in 7th grade
>>696587608
Yis
See >>696587247 for more current pic
>>696583279
kool
>>696588056
I was 9.
>>696588056
oh my.. feels like not too long ago... so many years of war nd revolts down there
>>696579682
Underagefag
>>696586719
I fucking remember those!
>>696587334
Yeah man, I shoplifted that cassette when I was a kid.
>>696588247
You are only 1 year older than me, I thought you were so old you didn't want to say the age. Doom was the game changer. My grandparents ignored me, so I got to play all the bloodbath games
>>696588139
This.
I had a atari 2600.
>>696588846
>remembers this
>>696588211
Holy shit dude, looking that good 180 is amazing. You didn't have to fix anything on it?
>>696589054
>A atari
Too bad you didn't have a grammar coach
I remember when MTV did bite the sjw bullet
I suggested stuff for problem sleuth.
From almost the begining
I sell liquor.
>>696589777
And get trips.
>>696589777
Checked
>>696585699
you just got b8ted fucking hard d00d
>>696587117
That was back before people pronounced l33t speak out loud.
>>696587459
No, just because it was cool. It went along with the lava lamp and glow in the dark shit everywhere
I own a box full of MTG cards
>>696579682
On level two, the warp is easy to find, and back in the day nobody ever did level three. I don't even remember what level three looked like.
>>696583279
nigger
>>696590116
we just had lava lamps over here, can't remember one person who had a strobe except for partys. u're americab i guess?
>>696587751
The struggle is real.
I've still got one of these kicking around here somewhere.
I should dig that shit out and play some Yie ar Kung Fu and Usagi Yojimbo.
>>696588129
I think you had to restart everything after you installed it in those days.
>>696587155
It's an m2 trigger. What, are you worried about stolen valor?
>>696590739
yea, at least 80% of the time was restarting and waiting... exeot minesweeper, which ran smooth
>>696589465
I remember when they only played music videos. Final Countdown by Europe FTW.
>>696579682
im drinking a beer, and I remember 9/11
>>696591042
Fucking hell. You would restart and have time to make a sandwich before you'd see the desktop again.
My first computer was an IBM with a 486. 16MB RAM. Hell of a machine
>>696587247
dude, that's nothing against my childhood pistol
i know how these two are combined... i'm obviously over 18
>>696579682
I can't prove my age to a bunch of faggots.
I'm not even going to try.
That should be all the proof you need.
>>696591372
Shit. You had 16 MB of RAM? I remember how excited my friend was that he upgraded from 4 to 8.
"I will never use that much. You can do anything with 8 MB of RAM".
>>696591299
and then start to connect with the internet. Could have done a 3 course menu meanwhile
>>696579682
pokemon red is the best pokemon game
If you pause a VHS and the hit rewind it activates turbo speed.
I read the rules and regulations.
Bewareoblivionisathand
>>696591728
Yup. It was upgraded. It had 8 SIMM slots and they were full with 2MB sticks lol.. I still have it somewhere, probably still runs.. Got DOS and Win 3.1
>>696591771
Disagree, crystal was the best. Also fuck you poser.
>>696591932
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL??? Damn, maybe i should really sometimes ead the instructions
>>696591771
Agreed
>>696588221
>uses ifunny meme
>>696591771
yellow... u had pikatchu following u, it was awesome
>>696591991
Fuckin Turok
>>696583279
Hiii
>>696579682
>>696592395
Fucking loved that game, the gun that got into your head gave me nightmares
>>696591756
And now I'm having this conversation on my phone. Pretty sweet!
>>696592210
Then obviously your 18yrs old faggot
>>696589319
Nope. Don't have a pic of the bore but it's near immaculate, no pitting or anything.
>>696579682
Becøse I Have Levd For Over 18 År
>>696579682
what is that facial expression called?
I was banned by Snacks.
>>696582706
There weren't colored lazers but I could turn on paintball mode and ruined 3 n64s with cartridge tilting in sm64 and LoZ OOT
>>696579682
I had a large collection of POGS. and i played for slammers.
>>696584851
AMANDA AMANDA AMANDA AMANDA AMANDA SHOOOOOOWWW
"zoomj sauce?" on every thread in /b/
"Is this loli?" on every thread in /h/
That was when I started here (2004)
Oh, and fgsfds
Im under 18 buttt i got a lot of dip today at the gas station cuz of indian feather fucker at a plus so idgaffffff
>>696583279
psssh... yeah right
>>696584476
i'm over 18 because I can honestly say I prefer Graham Bonnet Rainbow over RJD.
>>696593584
i can honestly say UR A FAGGOT
>>696579682
In 1990 I met him at a Cracker Barrel outside of Roswell, Georgia.
I own guns
>>696593584
You may be over 18 but FUCK YOU
>>696593220
>snacks cared enough to ban people
>>696579682
I listen to old people music. (90's)
>>696593938
It's just my opinion, bruh
>>696594096
Bring back Snacks!
>>696593062
Shit eating grin (smug)
>>696591932
Talk about ignorant, it depends on the model.
Some rewind while displaying, some play audio in reverse too, some will frame advance backwards, some will just eat the tape because it got caught in the heads, some will disengage the heads and rewind like normal.
If you want turbo, some models would rewind/fast forward faster with multiple presses of the button.
>>696581696
shit, when did sage STOP existing? have I not been here for that long?
thank fuck they got rid of poster ID's again. didn't use /b/ for a longass time because of those
>>696594593
Wait.. sage doesn't exist anymore? wtf
>>696579682
no, faggot
>>696579682
A jewel on black velvet,
A pearl on the sea,
Altar of the Lupine Lords,
A riddle for thee!
Answer correctly to pass through the gate,
And be my slave for eternity
Never figured that out for a kid. Finally opened it up on Vice a few days ago to map the whole game so I could finally beat it because it's been bugging me for almost 30 years. I figured out the riddle in 10 seconds now that I'm old (the answer is "moon").
Game is Lair of the Necromance for C64.
Space Gorn will be next.
I'm 32
>>696591494
That needs to be banned it scares me
>>696579682
I just bought a beer
I can legally buy alcohol in the United Kingdom, and i've been able to for two years.
>>696579682
I contribute 6% of my check to a 40(b)
>>696595203
403(b).
>>696583279
f u
cheese PSA's
>>696581696
Remember roody poo and candy ass? Those were good times.
:nosound:
>>696596257
.. This proves nothing it just means you've been here a year lol
>>696583279
thanks mr skeltal
>>696583279
fuck u
done faggot
I know what its like to be the only income in the house with 8 people living there two of wich are in dipers ans 4 of them eat everything and annoy me and the other on only bitches 98% to 99.5% of the time therefore i lose a lot of sleep and fucking hate my life but cant afford to fucking die
>>696579682
I don't reply to the "ur muder wil dye 2nite" posts because I've been on the internet for over a decade and those posts have never done anything.
>>696597158
This.
>>696596974
wooow, easy on the feels plz
>>696579682
I don't fear getting caught when i fap.
I'm down with OPP
>>696598200
Yeah you know me
>>696597873
Im sorry. I was going to say somethin funny but fell back into my hole
I remember when my uncles cell phone was finally small enough to fit in the trunk of his car.
>>696598588
no worries mate
>>696583279
3rg
>>696596974
Woah you have six too mate? My wife also refuses to work even though she has grad engineering degree. I'm no longer able to send kids to private school since my oil job pay is down and refuse to put them in the 95% Hispanic local school so they are all doing home school.
>tfw deporting everyone would make things worse because blacks would replace all the Central Americans in my hood
>tfw I can afford a house but too poor to afford a house with non-shittier schools
>tfw my career has deadended for a decade and most of my colleagues have moved or been laid off
>tfw I'm the only American left in a team of 50 h1bs
>tfw you are old enough to know Hillary and The Donald will both fuck the middle class even more and there isn't any hope for things to improve
The only positive is porn pixel resolution and video quality has really improved over the past 30 years
>>696583279
Haha pastaka
I'm 18, can't speak for the rest of these faggots.
>>696583279
hahahahaha hha fuck uu!!!!!! :)))0 jkkk
>>696600098
Holy crap. Its like you climbed inside my head
>>696583279
Fuck off
>>696600454
1997? This makes me feel old. lol
>>696584044
Use your thumb like a fucking man
>>696600785
Me too. I was about to graduate then
>>696579682
I'm not, what are you going to do old wreck?
>>696583279
This is the gayest ass forced meme, literally worse than DAT BOI and the gay ass picture of Daffy Duck in a suit.
>>696583279
Suck a fuck jew
>>696600454
Tits or gtfo sweetie
>>696587048
>Underage fags would because they can't experience some good ass sex.
i grew up watching teen titans go
>>696582126
is this thomas jefferson?
Industrial Dishwashers aren't madeto wash dishes, there made to sanitize dishes.
>>696583279
Well now you're just being an asshole
>>696583279
love yas, ma and pop
>>696602032
Less than 18 detected
>>696579682
I remember this thread
played WoW since vanilla and the whole time on my own computer that i payed for by myself, does that do it?
i got dubs
-
Giga Puddi was the peak of 4chan, pretty much downhill after that
>>696583279
If you ever post cancer like this again, your mother will cheat on your dad for a nigger.
>>696602344
Haha. I had to read it all.
I don't keep up with the latest monkeyspeak and now that I actually pay taxes I lean right.
>>696603336
My nigga
first time I had sex I didn't cum because I'd grown too accustomed to a tight hand grip
I'm over 18 because I had one of these sets when I was a child, it's probably lying around the attic somewhere now
>>696590459
yep, Muricuh here
>>696603577
Dude finger boxes were the shit. I brought mine everywhere dude I was obsessed.
First album I ever bought was a cassette tape of David Lee Roth's "Eat 'em and Smile"
SO HA
>>696603710
Mine was made of mahogany and cherrywood, wasn't one of those cheap China made ones
>>696579682
Prove it by posting your social security
>>696603710
Wait those are for fingers?!
I was 8 when I saw the pilot episode of south park.
>>696584044
>pen
cil
back street boys N'SYNC, STARWARS episode one
I first played Warcraft 3 when I was 10
>>696603935
>Doesn't know the use of finger boxes
New fag and underage
I remember when YouTube had good animators on it
>>696604405
I played Warcraft: Orcs and Humans the year it came out. I was 13.
The playstation 1 was released later in the same year I was born and I had an atari 2600 when I was 3.
>>696579682
I play minecraft in my moms basment
>>696596454
Longer than that, nigger.
>>696604578
Whoa dude, you sure did beat me at being born earlier.
>>696602357
I played the vanilla WoW closed beta. 'Course that was only, what, 12 years ago? I guess that doesn't mean much if anyone can prove that a 5 year old can play WoW.
>>696604899
It's been going on for many years but the last time wasn't that long ago
diablo on dial up
>>696597873
Anon knows how to lock doors.
AOL
I don't get carded at bars
I was around when that troll "Heaven" used to post on /b/
Bring back fucking unique ID's and none of this fb fap/creepshot/rekt/cock tribute garbage shit fuckman
>>696579682
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>>696579682
still have -& even works since my childhood- my atari 2600 -& some cartridges-
what u asking summerfag?
>>696583279
>>696579682
I saw The Purge alone.
Downloading Misty porn with kazaa on a 128k/bit connection
