you are offered $20,000,000.00 if you are able to continuously pound her balls deep for 15 minutes. Do you get paid fam?
>>696568379
yes after i smoke a blunt that is.
probably not :(
>>696568379
Well since I'm black and not a beta virgin sure.
I pipe down hotter girls for way longer. I'm 6ft and in college soooooo.
>>696568767
yeah if i was drunk it would be ez i think
>>696568834
Me either man
>>696568840
Beta faggot white teen confirmed
>>696568840
but then again you're here on a image board for homos who love trrannys... so...
>>696568379
Yup. Put on a condom first and it takes me 30-45 minutes to get off because can't feel a damn thing.
>>696568840
>Trying this hard
Whatever you say buddy.
>>696568379
I'm circumcised and i masturbate without lube.
Lets go.
>>696568840
of course, being tall and in college means you can control orgasm
don't lie on the internet anon, that makes you a faggot
Easy money... provided I can rub one out first.
a puerto rican who fucks niggers? no.
>>696568840
Here's a pic of me with my latest conquest
>>696569324
kek
She's not particularly attractive
I'd pull a muscle before I came in that worn and torn meatsock
No. With a Condom i nut within 4 minutes every time haha
Thats a tranny.. And not a bad looking one.. ;)
>>696568840
The beauty of a girl's looks does not equate to how good her pussy is.
Did I really just need to explain that? How old are you really?
>>696568379
>Pounding a not fugly woman balls deep for 15 minutes without stopping
>You are not a pornstar
Everyone who says he can is just plain lying. Unless you go really slow, i doubt anyone here can hold half that, but that wouldn't be considered "pounding"
>>696568379
i'm definitely getting paid
>>696569577
never had drunk sex?
>>696569324
>one eye on the titties
>one eye on the streets
>>696568379
yeah, i'm on prescription medication that makes it hard to achieve orgasm. Like 9/10 the only way I cum is when my fwb gives me a blowjob. Sex just won't do it for me idk why.
>>696568379
>its not stated that i am not allowed to cum
>just continue fucking her after cumming?
>wheres the fucking problem?
Really depends on my mood, angle and speed. Few days ago i lasted like 30 minutes, but wasnt too fast
Sometimes 1-3 minutes is enough already
If you can for 15 and actually pounding balls deep I'd see a doctor about your medical issues
Besides,I never got the point in holding it
1: the girl isn't holding it, why are you
2: cumming is the best part why are you holding it
3: if you can't get a girl off in time worry about technique and not cumming too fast
>>696568379
with or without a condom? I have herpes so I'd use a condom for her sake
>>696568379
i would love to pound Alexis Texas fatass but im a nigger
and i heard she dont fuck niggers
so im being cheated on both ends
>>696568379
virgin detected
I could easily pound that for 15 min without busting a nut
>>696569901
>>696568379
Nope..matter of fact ill be lucky to last 30 seconds with that fine ass bitch.
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
>>696569577
Pop 3 percocet 10's and give that bitch the dick of DEATH
>>696570076
Niggers GTFO
>>696568379
I'm not into girls mang
>>696568379
Give me a Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull and yes, I will get paid.
>>696568379
Sure. Can keep it up for hours if the pay is good enough.
>>696569163
Same dude, even the most thin condoms I just don't feel a thing
>>696568840
kek
>>696568840
A nigger so much more likely to be homosexual
>>696568379
ive lasted well over an hour with multiple women, i can last 15 minutes with some loosened up pornstar
>>696570309
oh god, that's the worst. You can actually stay hard, you just can't nut. I was on percs for like 2 months last summer
Before I would say impossible but just last weekend I was in a MMF threesome where one of my college buds beat up a pussy for 20 straight mins. Easily
>>696569179
How sway!?!
>>696568379
Yah if you're not NOT having consistent sex it's really no problem, or not a premature ejaculator. For me I just put on my meanest mug and grip those cheeks until they're bruised and fuck as hard as I can for upwards of twenty minutes anyways. I'd also like to smack that pretty fucking smile right off her face
>>696569179
oy vey!
sure would
even if i came 3-5 times i can still pound it with a floppy 3 incher
>>696569518
so what you're tell me is....
throwing your hotdog down the hallway with an 8/10 will get you off?
>>696568379
There are factors here friend.
Do I rub one out beforehand?
If so I do get paid.
>>696570447
Yup. Always go bareback, the times I have used one its lasted forever.
>>696569179
Hey me too!
>>696568379
do i have to do it standing up?
My dick is too small and her cunt is too big, I'll be a winner
>>696568379
Yeah, id finish in her as well.
>>696568379
Yeah it's not hard I fuck my chick for hours at a time
>>696568840
12 yr old spotted
>>696568379
Considering I need like a hour to cum, it seems feasible
>>696569518
TRUTH
Couldn't be less upset about failing to do anything else.
>>696570537
That's why my xgf used to call it the dick of death. I would fuck her like I HATED her, and no matter what I did, I couldn't cum. She loved the idea of three hours or more of sex (no, not straight, with breaks for taking a breather, get a drink, what have you) but I would fuck her until she was literally begging me to stop.
>>696568379
I'd try my damndest. If I cant at least I got laid out of the deal.
>>696570883
Me too man. She's really good.
>>696568379
Im a virgin. Whenever I got the money or not, I'd just be grateful my cock was balls deep in a pussy.
>>696570692
Have you been drinking?
>>696568379
Yeah EZPZ i find i need to know a person before i can cum during sex.
>>696571105
kek
>>696571118
kek
>>696571328
Don't lie to the internet, dude
Not unless i get to snort some meth about 45 minutes before the deed.
>>696568379
For 20 million i'd rape the cameraman with the metal bedframe that bitch is on OP...
>>696568379
Yeah. Easily. I don't have a problem with stamina. I'd give em 30 for 40.
>>696571601
I fap too much to cum inside any old cunt.
>>696568379
without a doubt
>>696571249
you bean smoking meth?
>>696568379
>can only get off with his own hand
Bring it on
>>696568379
Yes, especially if I get some time to prepare. I'd fap a shit ton with iron grip, pop some of my leftover pain killers to make it feel less good, and wear a condom. Then no matter how horny I am (important to keep the boner up or you can't pound), I'll be all but unable to cum. Since I'll be focusing on not cumming, it'll be even easier.
Easiest 20 mil since poker tournaments
>>696568379
Do I get to wear a condom? She prolly has AIDS or at least herpes
>>696569266
Exactly, just crank like 2 or 3 out and think of Ghostbusters 2016
>>696568379
>masturbate at least 2 times before taking attempt so your balls are empty
>look at her dirty soles while fucking, think about physics formulas
>if i couldnt hold it, doesnt matter - had sex
>>696568379
Condom = definitely
No condom = have to think about black girls to keep me from cumming
>>696568379
Put a condom on and I'm a rich man. Takes me forever to cum because I can barely feel anything.
>>696568840
>>696569887
Oddly enough, no
>>696570309
>3 at once
I highly doubt you'll be able to stand straight enough to give anything
>>696568379
In all honesty I'd probably cramp and slow down. But I'd make it
>>696569895
Medication. WAT 1. NIGGRA!
>>696568379
Yup. I fap way too often. It takes me like 30 min when I'm concentrating on busting a nut in my girl.
I would make $20,000,000. My depression medication makes it nearly impossible to get off. And even if i did cum, I would keep going. Its $20,000,000 for fucks sake.
>>696571993
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>>696568379
Nope. Had my dick torn off as a child.
If I won I would immediately pay her to let me lick her feet. So hot
>>696568379
I've lasted 2 hours and I've lasted 2 minutes, and everywhere in between. It depends on the day, what substances are in my system, hiw recently I fapped, if I'm wearing a condom or not, etc.
Realistically, my answer is "probably maybe".
>>696572318
>I highly doubt you'll be able to stand straight enough to give anything
I have a wicked tolerance to opiates. I spent 3yrs of my life helplessly addicted to them. Now, I take a couple once in a while, and just unleash cock on my current fwb. I don't get fucked up, but my ego gets a boost, and my reputation for slinging some dick goes through the roof.
>>696572844
If you had replaced it with a stick, you would have been able to.
can't see her balls but I'll try pounding them for that
she looks loose so there's a chance
also, i'll drink before
>>696568379
No idea, but I'd give it my damnedest.
>Dat ass doe
Yep.
And a bit longer, actually.
>>696568379
Do I have to go like a jackhammer the whole time, or can I speed up & slow down as necessary? Let me control the speed and I can go all day.
>>696568379
I don't understand how people can cum so easily. Even the hottest chick I banged I lasted 30 minutes and she was like an 11/10
>>696568379
fuck yes
>>696569179
doesnt it hurt like shit?
yep because I can keep fucking after big cums
sure, i'm gay, so yeah i guess i'd win
>>696574749
lol no
Yes.
>dirty feet
nope
>>696574749
Not him, but nope. I only use lube if I I'm about to shower. Every other time, as long as it's a quick rub, I just go dry.
>>696574752
Were you told that in juniar high?
>>696568379
Trying is more important then winning :)
>>696575374
I'm an adult who's done it
Probably not but I would fuck that up still.
>>696568379
Easily, can go for hours.
>>696568379
hell yeah, my death grip is so bad that i could't even nut if my life depended on it
>>696568379
Even if I cum I will keep it in and will focus on the money.
>>696569577
Nah, I have a legit problem getting off.
I haven't been able to get off faster then a half hour since I was 16
Its starts at 20,000,000 for the first guy. It drops 100,000 each guy that fails because the next batter has to think through all that semen piling up.
>>696568379
Idk punch myself in balls to keep going idk
>>696576050
KEK
>>696569577
Lol I feel so sorry for all the girls you guys have been with. You can't fuck for 15 mins?
>>696568379
if he keep up this idiotic smile i can do it brah, but penis would be limp as a dead fish.
>>696576630
no i can't i'm not a pornstar
>>696576630
Oh cut it out. That bitch will have you crying. "OH! OH GOD! I'M CUMMIN!"
>>696568379
So I'm allowed to cum as long as I keep pounding? ez
>>696576630
On round two, yeah. Or if I've been frequently sexing/masturbating throughout the week.
I'd probably cum but i can keep going, i don't get super sensitive for some reason
>>696568379
The first time I fucked I lasted 40 minutes with a short break to get some water as my throat was dry af.
I was mildly drunk but I managed to stay hard all the time.
Why the hell do people have trouble lasting so long?
POUNDING NON-STOP YOU FUCKS. NOT HOLDING FOR 10 SECONDS TO LET UR DICK RESET.
>NON-STOP
none of yall can do that.
I'm on antidepressants that make my dick numb. Might as well hand over the cash now. I got this shit.
>>696568379
Ez pz, all I need to do is think of OP's mom while doing it. Thanks OP for the easy 20mil.
>>696568379
Fuck yeah dude.
For anyone who has trouble adding a few minutes to your game time, try doing what I do. Think about something that you find interesting, and mentally involving.
I like to think about the last few plays of a playoff game when the offense is walking around stalling with their hand on their hips.
Fuckin works every time
>>696577872
but you won't be able to get it up
stop taking the chemical jew
>>696577804
Drugs are strange substances my friend
>>696569893
lolol .. was waiting for that
>>696568379
I'd bang her for free
>>696578639
homo
>>696578255
I love these mental games guys play. It's all bullshit. All you need to do is realize, it's only pussy. Nothing special about it. And the whore it's attached to is using it to manipulate you in some way. So just do your thing, stop over thinking shit, and you'll prolly last longer than you ever imagined.
>>696574749
I am circumcised too: no.
Never did.
But I also tend to last damn long.
A quicky takes me at least half an hour.
But it always is worth it.
>>696568379
idk but i would try
>>696568379
Smoke a blunt, drink and wear a condom I would probably last 60 minutes
Probably, I've been having issues lately where I can't cum from sex. Stopped jacking off for a bit and it fixed that issue, I'll just rub one out once a day for about 4 days before
>>696568840
I'm 6 ft and in college, too.
> 19
> white
> 6.65" dick
> 146 lbs, lean and skinny
> maybe 7/10 looks
> still a virgin
how do I not be a virgin anymore? I'm awkward around grills.
>>696569163
/thread
>>696570770
Yeah, my first time I lasted legitimately over an hour cause of a condom, I thought something was wrong with me.
>>696569163
I can jerk off with a condom in 8 minutes.
Id do it for free.
Fuck yeah. Cocaine, viagra and a cock strap plus fapping heavily first.
>>696568379
if i drink 3 beers first then I could pound her for like 3 hours straight
>>696579151
Gain some weight.
Can I train first? There's no way I have the endurance for 15 straight minutes with no break.
>>696568840
Fuck off space nigger
>>696568840
Fuck off nigger
>>696579151
>6.65" dick
Now that's a precise measurement. Can we get it in mm plox?
yeah if i was prepared
Yea i could do it with a twist...
Need another b/ro to help thou... if you in we split the monies
Get hard. Insert the tip, get a 2 pump lead..
Get other b/ro to grab a pair of vice grips
Get b/ro to clamp down on my balls
10 million each nigger. Reply if you IN IT 2 WIN IT
>>696579151
>im awkward around girls
ok dude I found your problem. Just get some liquid courage. People make a huge deal about sex while theyre a virgin. I promise you after the very first time it just flows in naturally. You'll look back going holy shit what the fuck was I thinking.
worst comes to worst fake it till you make it till the point you don't know if you're actually faking it anymore.
>>696568379
Lol easy.
>>696568379
>Take opiates
>Fuck
>Receive money
>>696577818
Prove it faggot. I'll fuck your ass so hard and long (pun intended) you won't know what the fuck hit you you fucking gay ass twink queer. I bet you kiss girls too faggot.
>>696576630
Not pounding full speed, and neither can you, you lying fuck.
>>696568379
Yeah. super easy
>>696579151
>6 ft
>Lean and skinny
>146lbs
Lean and skinny my ass. I'm 6'2 190lbs lean. You can't be lean at 146lbs nigger that's anorexia. I know guys at my gym who are 5'6 lean and the same weight as you
>>696568379
Nope, would refuse cause married.
>take amphetamine
>fuck forever
>?????
>profit
Only if she's cool with getting hpv.
>>696568840
>black
>in college
Nice meme
>>696568379
the term balls deep is so vague
>>696568999
Trips confirm
>>696580490
Was just about to say. My GF used to do meth and iv seen an old sextape of hers where shes getting fucked for over an hour and he still doesnt cum
It takes me like 45 minutes to fap so maybe
>>696568379
If she promises to keep looking at me with that face, absolutely.
>>696580650
Cuck
>>696580650
I've heard about people using meth and jerking off for like 20 hours.
jokes on her i wont even be able to get hard ill be so nervous
>>696580956
ive heard about jerks mething off for 40 hours
>>696568379
Yeh because of anti depressents i lost most feeling during sex.
I fuck for hours and never cum....
>>696581128
I've heard about 40's jerking meth for 20 hours
>>696580956
>>696580836
In case you were wondering. Im not a cuck. Just think its hot my gf had a slutty phase
>>696581345
damn, i could go for a 40.
>>696581421
you are a definite cuck
>>696581428
I'm 40.
>>696569324
zozzle
>>696570683
>The only correct answer.
/thread
>>696568379
I'd give it a try
>>696581563
>2017-3x1.0009930487
>thinking this will ever be a meme
>>696582121
>2017-3x1.0009930487
what is this supposed to mean zozzle?
>>696568379
Yep since I have delayed ejaculation.
>>696568379
In pussy - yes
In ass - no
>>696568379
Yeah, no problem
>>696582377
Faggot
>>696582270
4/10 bait
Meme harder faglord
>>696582345
Sucks to be you
>>696569324
Ha one eye on the streets piece of nigga shit
>>696568379
am not fag, so yeah.
>>696568379
Depends on if I have a condom on or not. If I'm wearing a condom I could do it no problem. If not it's 50/50, but I'd get real close even if I didn't make it.
>>696568379
does she even make films anymore?
Eaiest dollars I've ever made!
>>696581421
>"had" a slutty phase
do you know where she is right now?
>>696582500
>fucking a woman in the ass
>being gay
pick one
>>696568840
yes but you are still a nigger lol
>>696568840
>I'm black
>I'm 6ft and in college
>implying that's true
>implying that's relevant
>implying implying implying
>>696568379
>continuously pound her balls deep for 15 minutes
That's easy mode. It would be harder to go for an hour or two, but only because of the need to hydrate.
Yep, no refractory period so I'd cum in her an keep going
>>696569179
same fam. had sex for 4 hours once and still didnt cum, tried to masturbate and didnt feel shit.
>>696568379
What a time to have ED or whatever makes my dick so damn useless when I try to fuck, well years ago when I could get laid. Fuck.
>>696568379
Idk maybe, Alexis Texas is my favorite pornstar. If her pussy was still really tight maybe not, especially in doggystyle. Probably wouldn't be able to resist and would cum inside deep though
>>696568379
Shit I'll do it for free.
>>696568379
shit sounds easy.
>>696568379
Easy money. I would rub one out first to get rid of the easy one. Unless she's got the most velvety pussy known to man I would be fine.
Yes because I'm on an SSRI and it makes it extremely hard to cum
>>696568379
give me 1/2 a fith strong rum and a blunt. it would be easier then trumps "small loan"
>>696585620
Me too. Easy
>>696585849
Being on them has really opened my eyes to how porn stars can do that shit for so long without cutting and editing.
Terrible for having an insecure gf tho
>>696570530
*men
>>696570883
*dude
EZ. Fuk'd my gf for nearly an hour, all positions, made her cum, and got a sweet blowjob at the end.
I'm on hormones tho. Also have good pubic muscle control, and have a hard time actually getting to orgasm. Still better than being a 2min time bomb.
>>696568379
Id have to gag her to keep her from moaning or grunting - that shit makes me pop in no time.
>>696584695
Same here, and I'm 40. Start writing the check now, that's lots of zeros.
>>696568379
on ssri's so sometimes i can last like an hour or before having a hollow joyless anorgasm
>>696579943
Not sure if panty bra is hot or just goofy.
>>696568840
Alexis does not fuck niggers. You lose
>>696569981
>tfw make a girl cum in 5 secs
>TFW technique
Obvious virgin
I'm a virgin I doubt I could, but god damnit I would try
>>696568379
I'll give it a go.
>>696568379
I'd sure as fuck try. Worst case scenario, I still get some grade A pussy
I'm not getting paid a cent. 3 minutes in, I'm finished
>>696579151
I'm literally the same as you except I'm not a virgin. Just don't be an awkward fag and youll be good
>>696568379
People can still get off from pussy??
>>696568379
Yes I'll just do it at sloth speed.
>>696588226
>continuously pound her balls deep
>pound
>I'll just do it sloth speed
Nigga you dumb
>>696568379
I would and I'd cum about two times
>>696568840
fuck off
>>696587871
>People can still get off from pussy?
WELL ILL TRY
Jerking off 4 times a day to really fucked up shit has desensitized me mentally and physically. Going with a yes unless she has convulsing squirting orgasms. If she does that I'd jizz pretty hard and fast
>>696568379
yep, a man cannot cum from intercourse, only from fast/energetic blowjobs
>>696569518
Underrated post
>>696568379
without preparation, no
with performing stamina increasing ritual beforehand, yes
>>696569518
/thread
No because I can never get it up the first time with a new girl
>>696568379
Easy. At least an hour if I have been drinking.
>>696568379
i would give my best
Due to medication i take it's really hard to cum. I'm gettin paid.
>>696568379
Yes because I prone masturbaited for the past 8 years without realizing that it would fuck up my ability to cum during sex.
Literally every time I had sex I would tell them "I'm just tired" but had no idea why I couldn't cum.
I just googled it the other day and apparently I may have fucked my dick up.
Kinda nervous /b/ros
>>696568379
That pussy is loose as fuck, and they all look the same from the back.
>>696568379
I can pound pink for hours, it is a curse
>>696592105
You'll be fine just back off a little and go find a girl that will hit just right
>>696568379
nigger i pounded my 18 year old tight as fuck gf's pussy for 2 last weekend, without a condom. i'd be rich af if i made that deal. srs.
>>696592105
hey bro just start to ween of masturbation, don't quit, just get your dick some off days
>>696568379
If I cum mid pound but don't stop, do I still win?
>>696568379
15minutes? what the fuck, childs play. I have difficulty cumming after 40minutes unless im going to town + a shit ton of stimulation touching foreplay etc beforehand can fuck for an hour cum and then be good to go again 10 minutes later, is this a curse or a blessing? you tell faggots idk it usually makes my partners happy but me? nah sometimes i just want to nut and be done with it
yes i'd take it, it's a win win no matter what happens.If i prejac then i got to fuck alexis texas, if i do last i also never have to work a day in my life ever again
What most of this thread doesn't understand, is that OP never said you have to be able to last without cumming, make her cum, satisfy her, or what have you. Just that you have to pound her for 15 minutes.
So yes, I could.
>>696568379
All I need is some Adderall or 1/8 of a sub
Seriously, am I the only guy who likes loose MILF pussy? Why would you want a tight hole that squeezes the shit out of your dick, when you could have a soft, warm, wet sack to wiggle your dick around in?
Best pussy I ever had was a pregnant 35 year old mom. My 17 year old girlfriend isnt nearly as good as that was.
Protip: pull out right before you are about to cum, then ejaculatewithout orgasuming. Fuck for days with no hypersensitivity.
>>696594279
She isn't as good because she doesn't know how to fuck.
>>696592747
>>696593002
Thanks guys. I'm probably gonna bang her again this weekend and just hope she's too drunk again to notice I didn't cum. I mean as long as she gets off I really don't give a fuck at the moment. Don't plan on even thinking about my dick otherwise til it works.
Being able to bang like a porn star with no condom not worrying about jizzing is kinda cool to be honest, just when I meet a girl I actually give a fuck about I wanna be able to cum.
>>696594734
As long as she cums, she doesn't care ether. Chicks just want to get there rocks off too.
>>696568379
Gimme a condom and I couldn't cum sooner if I tried.
Fuck... even without, a bad position or a wrong tempo and I'm not cumming ever. Seriously, I don't cum unless I consciously try.
Easy money.
>>696595124
True, appreciate the votes of confidence dude. I've been shitting myself the past few days. Glad to know she probably doesn't give a fuck and that it's easily fixable by just not touching myself for a while.
>>696569163
Now I'm a virgin. No I'm telling the truth. And my question is. So is it every condom you put on. No matter what brand, you can't feel anything?
Again I'm telling the truth.
>>696595658
I should rephrase that a little. She will only actually give a fuck about making you cum if she really likes you.
>>696595124
Eh, I wouldn't be so sure man. Ive heard stories from a few girls and they were like wtf when a guy couldnt cum
>>696596319
>>696596256
They were boyfriends so our stories jive
>>696568379
Lets try
>>696568379
I have trouble cumming from pussy so yeah I'd be fine and I'd have a good time
>>696568379
I'd only need to look at that nasty outie pussy or face and not look at her ass and it's ez mode
>>696568379
do a 180 and walk backwards
>>696569179
Same anon, proud circumcised dick-haver here
>>696568379
>Pound her balls deep
I don't know where her balls are but I'll hit them for three days straight if its for 20000000 dollars
>>696595902
gotta get this outta the way
>admitting being a virgin on 4chan
anyway, for some people they have sensitive dicks cause they're natural cucks
meanwhile i jerk off without lube
>>696568840
(You)
>>696595902
Having sex without a condom is like having heroin injected into your asshole by an angel while she showers you in 100 dollar bills.
Sex with a condom is like rubbing your dick through your jeans in a McDonald's parking lot after the latina cashier accidentally touched your hand while giving you your card back/
>>696569179
Same here brother man.
>>696570537
This nigga knows what's up.
I'd say the same for Tramadol, but you might go soft before the 15 minutes is up. Haven't tried percs.
I can't tell you how many times I had to take care of it myself after fucking for 45 minutes and not being able to nut. I'd spend another half hour creating sores on my limp dick, sweat dripping from my forehead, body trembling, and begging for an orgasm. I even gave up sometimes when I knew I had taken too many pills.
>>696596914
I can jerk of with no lube either. Never needed it. I didn't think being a cuck would make a difference. What does it feel like to be in one? Or is every vagina diffrent?
>>696568379
I would get paid. I would just glance down at those disgusting dirty feet when I feel like I'm about to blow my load.
>>696568379
>be me
>have pe problem
>treat with dxm
>fuck like a porn star
Get it son
Everything ended up being alright
>>696596989
>Having sex without a condom is like having heroin injected into your asshole by an angel while she showers you in 100 dollar bills.
>Sex with a condom is like rubbing your dick through your jeans in a McDonald's parking lot after the latina cashier accidentally touched your hand while giving you your card back/
Fucking Kek.
>>696568379
Not a problem. I'm on Prozac, and can stay hard indefinitely. I just can't cum. It's pretty horrible actually.
>>696596989
Well I'm a big bitch when it comes to needles and not into drug. 100 dollars sounds fun
>>696597550
Ditto
Considering I'm completely unable to get an orgasm from regular sex, yes.
>>696596989
This.
Having sex with a condom on is like fucking a plastic bag with a warm pussy around it
>>696568840
Then you woke up, right?
Snort some Levitra...
Down a few juggerbombs.
Take a huge shit first.
Drink some Gatorade,....
Easy to go an hour.... before cramps set in.
Plus she's blonde, I'd probably never cum.
I can usually last 40 mins if I'm trying to cum, when Im on the combo above.
>>696569163
>trusting the rubber Jew
>>696568379
Piece of cake.
>>696572128
this guy
I like this guy
I physically can't cum, so yeah.
>>696599927
kek when ED hits
>>696596444
Yeah I'm not boyfriend, but I could still see it being a "wtf" moment. I haven't really talked to her since but the ride home was pretty chill and she was extremely into it so I kinda think she didn't care.
>>696568379
Let me rub out 2 or 3 and I can time when I nut. -just sayin.
>>696569577
Honestly I could, however I have nerve damage throughout 70 percent of my body and feel almost nothing...
>>696569179
herehere as well brother, raw-dawg'n it
>>696601617
Same bro, but only about 48% of my body...
Sadly my dick only feels 18% of what it should.
