Unconventional ways to make money thread
How do you make money?
Fags without a 9 to 5, get ITT
>>696498380
Selling butthole
>>696498380
i make fuckin minimum wage working on Fiverr.
>feels batman
but at least im my own boss, can do whatever the fuck i want with my time.
Also, looking for another source of income...
>>696498571
what do you sell on fiverr?
>>696498380
Usually I suck dick for nickels. You would probably be good at it too, OP.
making and selling chainmail armors
Going to give you a hint;
Those that figured out how to make money unconventionally are now millionares or better.
Theres no easy answer
Reuploading funny vines to YouTube as Vine Compilations, enable monetization. $1 per 1000 views.
1mil views = $1000
>>696498571
sell what?
>>696498608
services:
Audio editing, eng-spa Translations and Proofreading
I'll rob someone about once a month
>>696498672
are you saying you can only be a 9 to 5:er or a millionaire?
>>696498834
how do you do it?
>>696498672
nope, most non-conventional jobs pay fuck all
day trading on the stockmarket. I lost $400 yesterday.. but I'm still up almost 20k this month so whatever.
>>696498688
but theres so many channels, were you the original?
>>696498380
grow weed in a spare room
>>696498746
how much do you make a month?
Buy/restore and sell Japanese performance car parts and wheels
buy from yahoo auctions japan or keep my eyes peeled locally
then sell online or locally/facebook that sort of shit
>>696498746
Interesting anon, how the fuck do you get people to buy your service thoe? Aka how do you grt the work.
>>696498688
I didn't know you could make money on youtube without OC...
>selling game keys on kinguin
>selling pokemin go accounts
>>696498896
live in the city and single out someone that looks like a pussy
>>696498957
initial investment?
when did you start?
>>696498380
Those who figured out how, don't give away their secrets. Those who fail... they teach.
I work as interpreter for spanish/english from home OP.
Easy stuff.
>>696499216
does people even cary cash nowadays?
or are you looking for phones?
>>696499340
>implying you're one of the enlightened ones
gimme dem secrets Anon
>>696498987
like $200, sometimes more sometimes less.
It varies from month to month
>>696499118
its been a process... i been slowly building my reputation for months, so now since i got more and more good feedbacks and rating, people hires me more and more.
Also happy customers keep coming.
Also, there is a section n the site where u see what people requests, and u can offer to help them.
disability + insurance money (because schizo) = 2 142.892 U.S. dollars a month
not super rich but im pretty okay with , though sometimes wish i had money to buy a house
>>696499403
Of course they do, but if it were me i'd find the guys who wear nice watches, get really good at talking them off and sprint away swiftly into the night.
>>696498380
I have seriously considered robbing places. EZ money if you don't get caught.
>>696499403
yep, usually only 50 bucks though
cell phones, jewelry and watches add up, I just sell them to the pawn shop
When you catch someone off guard they become a bumbling fool it's like you have full control of them it's so easy
>>696498380
Pretend to be a Hard worker for 10 years, get private insurance in case you are unable to work. Wait for an arab to beat you up, have head surgery, 6 screws and 3 plates later and after a year in rehabilitation let them tell you you never need to work again.
Profit.
And Yes I am german, we have the arabic scourge over here.
>>696498629
>Usually I suck dick for nickels. You would probably be good at it too, OP.
>>696499102
Same here, but classic Aussie muscle cars...
>$2000 for a rolling LH torana shell,
>$3000 for a newish HSV V8
>$10000 or so spent on parts/paint n' shit
>sell for $60,000 at auction
>Solid $45,000 profit
All within about 4 or 5 months part time. I do work as a mechanic 4 days a week in a shop (hence free access to tools, workshop)
>>696499575
>Take money from insurance
>ACTUALLY GET A JOB
>Have double the profits & can buy a house?
you get more money for free than i make a month, If i got a check like that i'd sure as hell have a job to make even more money
sports betting
>>696499832
>let them tell you you that you were hostile against the arab for not wearing tradition arabic clothing, converting to islam, and smelling like alcohol and are entirely at fault and will not be covered by the insurance.
ftfy
>be me
>buy pasta strainers from wal*mart for 5.99
>drill the holes just a hair bigger to the size of an unpopped popcorn kernel
>is now a "popcorn strainer"
>can now enjoy delicious buttery microwaveable popcorn free from those sneaky little kernels
>sell the "Popcorn Colonel" for $10 outside carnivals and amusement parks
Easy
Residential building companies.
My family has been in the buidness for at least 50 years, and we've made the town at least 10X bigger. At the right time you could easily make 30-40K per week. (And that's counting the negatives of building materials etc.).
>>696499394
How do you?
HVAC is an alright trade. A lot of physicality depending on what end of the work you're on, but it pays out well.
>>696499669
never rob a place if you are desperate and or retarded. you'll fuck up.
Bamping for interest. 99% of my 7am-5pm m-f money goes to paying off debt and studying personal finance. I aspire to be rich. Im disabled but power through it wvery singe day. I know that i have 10 uears max of worklife felft and i dont wanna be a fucking democrat sponge on society. Turns out its about the same to mmbe a millionaire as a billionaire. Just takes a little more work and perspective.
For now i have a hobby of creating random shit or surfing for deals pnline and resell. Its not that much fun or lucrative to deal aith fb and cl fags, but it funds my hobby of tinkering.
Been toying with the idea of making a machine to manufacture and sell tow ropes. Pretty much it for now.
>>696498380
Grow medical marijuana. As far as initial investments go it's pretty cheap and the ROI is so high you'd be crazy not to try.
>>696498688
U do this?
>>696500153
heh
how many do you sell a day?
>>696500153
mmm i dont get it, what is the strainer for?
Why dont u just buy the raw corn and make popcorns in a pot or something?
>>696499102
Interesting. I used to make fun of jap cars till i got a beatup old acura. 3.2 jdm. Omfg. Wind up like a runberband and never stop. I dove that fucker 40 miles a day 70mph down dirtroads. Hit the ditch hard 4 times. Never fucking gave up. 1 time in 1st gear.
U speak Japanese or can u get yahoo japan in english?
>>696500521
It's to get out the unpopped corn kernels from the tasty ones.
>>696499894
Aussie muscle cars are getting pretty ridiculous
if i knew anything about them i'd probably buy and sell parts for them as well
i'm a qualified mechanic, but i work at an auto parts store
The old ke70s are worth heaps of money with a few modifications
>$1000 reasonable condition registered ke70
>$1500 4age package
>maybe 15 hours of work to get it all in and wire it all up
>$4000 - $4500
always sell within a week
>>696500699
you dont need a strainer to do that....
what do u do with the unpopped ones?
u throw them away or pop them?
>>696498380
And just like that I couldn't resist fapping and blew my load. gat dam what a mynx
>>696500415
Was selling them just around here whenever a carnival or fair popped up but I'm thinking of selling them online. No one wants to shove popcorn in their mouth with a hidden unpopped kernel in there. Crack a fucking tooth. It ruins the popcorn experience
>>696500521
Microwaveable popcorn bro. It's how most people who aren't farmers enjoy popcorn. But not all the kernels pop. Dump that shit into a bowl and inevitably one or two get in your mouth. It sucks and the Popcorn Colonel remedies that 'sitch
>>696500153
Are u fucking with me?
Write erotica and sell it on Amazon.
>>696500989
Nope
>>696500646
i have a mate in japan that helps me
there's a few websites like import monster and such that do importing as well
and i have a trusty japanese friend who can translate as well
buy things off aliexpress
sell on ebay
alternatively
buy cheap things from ebay china
dropship to your customers.
at my peak i made $2000 in one month before being threatened legal action by Johnson&Johnson.
I was dropshipping menstrual cups on ebay
i bought them for between 0.85 - $3.50
sold them on ebay for between $3 and $18.
it sent my feedback score down though because bitches on their rags werent happy that the picture didn't match the product.
"nonrefundable" :)
Cut trees on the weekends.
Scrap shit during the week. Deal if I can score something free. I also give rides to tweakers. All they want is a ride to the store to get beer and a crystal rose. Had no idea what that was until I started giving tweakers rides. Also, watch them.
They will try to smoke meth in your car.
>>696501004
tell me more
how much do you make?
whats your background?
>>696500153
Pretty clever idea - wouldn't go around selling that business idea though.
>>696499832
dein ernst alter?
>>696500941
>Popcorn Colonel
>underated post
>anon. Sell that shit on a $19.95 informercial.
>profit.
>>696501219
lol
>>696501198
you did it the dumb way, always keep it legal and reliable
>>696499144
You're not supposed to, but YT doesn't give a shit anymore. They toss a few bucks to anyone who will let them advertise through their popular content.
>>696500153
>>696501402
I'm considering pitching it to them
>>696501555
Shark tank faggot
>>696500189
Been working at call center here in Mexico since I was 17, now I'm 21 and some guy told me about this job, I got referred to it.
After a month of filters I got my personal line only for the calls of this company and take calls.
Pay is better than call centers and you have a lot more time.
>>696501108
Pretty interesting anon. I have contemplated shipping a couple of right hand steering cars and fixing them up but its costly and time consuming.
Ill stick with american muscle and the up and comming electric hotrod craze.
Good luck on your endevors anon.
At my peak I was making 1500 a month working like 20 hours a week, but then I stopped to go back to school. Cool part was that the royalties kept coming in, but over the course of 4 years have dwindled to about 300 a month, though I've been putting out a lot of stuff recently and have been making a lot more sales.
I don't have a formal background in writing, but have been doing it since I was a wee lad.
>>696501004
Wanting to do this. Hows the pay and who do you publish through
>>696501535
Bro that looks slick
>>696501706
Erotica writing?
>>696501383
Ja leider.
>>696498380
transparent in some areas, not in others. this irritates me. Why cant i see nipples
>>696501461
I was still able to sell them, just wasn't able to use their products in the description. i still managed to move hundreds of dollars of stock a week.
it became too much so i moved on to selling 'zoomies'. boy people spend money on retarded shit.
anyway, point is, find a market that isn't saturated, buy cheap, sell high.
first big flips i did were xbox one power supplies. at the time of the xone release in australia you could only buy microsoft power supplies which costed around $80, i imported chinese ripoff power supplies for $5 a piece with the australian plug, sold them all for $50 each before anybody else came along and started selling.
flipping is easy to get in to but it does become too much work, if you're commited though you can literally make money from almost nothing.
>>696501555
No shit anon. 3 things.
Patent attorney
Nondisclosure agreement
Write a business plan
Get the lawyer pro-bono if u can. Might cost u millions latter. But its bette then somone steeling your idea.
I crossdress total spent 50 dollarinos. get people to pay me money for each pic they do 15 people giving me money at the same time making $500
>>696500941
oowww i get it now, so u sell the fuckin strainer?
im dumb, i thought u were selling popcorn.
Post pic of a "Popcorn Colonel" pls
>>696499714
god damn I feel bad for you if you ever try to rob someone like me. I conceal carry and am dying put a bullet in a nigger like you. Zero hesitation.
>>696498672
This is really not true at all
>>696499216
what distance do you keep from these people?
Shows and shit always show them too far away for the victims NOT to just run away
>>696501929
>find a market that isn't saturated
how do you find a market that isn't saturated?
>>696498380
I'm a beekeeper and make money from pollination contracts and honey I guess it's unconventional? I'm 25 and a life long friend when he passed all his equipment became mine so I kept his legacy I guess and expanded it
>>696501990
Yeah I sell the strainer lol
Looks just like the pic I posted but without the handle. It's just a cheap little pasta strainer. I just drill the holes a little bigger to the size of an unpopped kernel
>>696502150
how much do you make doing that?
>>696501941
I'm meeting with my attorney this Thursday actually to discuss something unrelated. He might have some advice for me or can maybe point me in the direction of a good patent attorney. You think I should mention it to him?
>>696498380
sauce pls
>>696500153
Great idea dude. I just applied for a patent. You had better quit or I will sue your ass.
>>696498380
I fuck old women at bingo. Befriend them, and fuck their saggy mayo pussy until their family alienates them.
Then I am the only person in their inheritance. Then I fuck them so hard, they stroke.
>profit
>>696502452
Fml... well, easy come easy go I guess.
>>696499575
Fuck you you weak worthless shit, have chronic depression manic depressive bi polar and borderline personality disorder and I work 60 to 80 hours a week in a group home where I get attacked most days and barely make that
>>696502252
In profit about 200k on pollination contracts that's the real money maker but also the hardest work and always hire on a few guys to help me for the day, pay them like 500 bucks for a night of moving 50 hives a night its hard and you have to hustle and yiu get the shit stung out of you lol and if I harvested everything I could I'd make 30 to 50k depending on marketing or how I'd sell it. When I started with him when I was 18 I started by doing all the honey and wax side of the business but it's a loooooot of times packaging so now I sell in bulk only unless for friends and family, this weekend sucked though it was 100 degrees and a suit makes it feel 20 degrees hotter
>>696502130
that's the challenge.
menstrual cups was already saturated, i just put australian flags on the pictures and they started selling.
>>696501555
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-388YL-Popcorn-Bucket-Yellow/dp/B005BPZBAS
Raiding unlocked cars
>>696500941
>colonel
Kek are they fighting in a war or frying chicken ? Also that's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. You wouldn't even be able to sell that on late night TV to senile people, you know what else strains popcorn ? Your fingers....
>>696502675
Popcorn BUCKET? Pfft I'm surprised they sell any with a stupid name like that
Popcorn COLONEL ftw
>>696502158
post one
or at least of pics of the exact same u use?
u dont change/add anything else?
>>696502664
you're making some decent money, gj
>pollination contracts
explain how this works
I work a 9-5 for ~€3500 per month (before taxes) and suck/fuck guys for about ~€2000 per month (no taxes)
>>696502664
O yeah pic is from one of my patches I was removing hives from I was standing there like why do I keep smelling weed ? And found a patch of like 200 plants it looked wild growing. Bees were all over it too, I harvested some honey from a hive and it's vaguely weed flavored lol
>>696502993
Man, harvesting honey is fun as fuck. Wish to find such job abroad.
>>696498380
If you are a desperate faggot go work in fast-food. I cannot comment for the rest of the world but in Australia they will give a job to anybody and if you work the hours you'll be paid "reasonably".
Ps. No I have actually never worked FF but a lot of my faggot friends recommend it if you want quick cash for a few months. Plus majority of the female employees are 15-18 so you can get you loli fetish off, if you have one.
>>696502945
Yeah I'm doing OK I love it but it's really hard work, the heat thing is almost all bee keepers are retiring and dying, there just isn't anyone going into the business. Pollination contracts though essentially I get paid to move hives jnto an orchard or different farms (pumpkins lately) for pollination and then I can keep them there as long as they or I want, some places aren't good for bees if they run out of nectar flow and such. Most of myone goes into reinvesting at this point expanding and also you have to realize it's aloooooot of work. Most of its at home so I can chill with my girlfriend a ton and what not hut it's really time consuming
>>696500797
>reasonable condition ke70 for $1000
Kek yeah righto cunt where are you getting them that cheap from
>>696502989
contact info?
>>696503344
Why?
>>696501198
I was thinking about doing this but with Rayban sunglasses from China. More tips please.
>>696502150
Sry to hear anon. Honest work with honest pay. Keep it up /bro.
I wish u well
Also, how often u get stung?
>>696498380
Finding a craft you are good at, and working for yourself. In my case, woodworking, making furniture and repurposing old furniture.
>>696503492
HA there goes your business..
>>696503253
>15-18
>loli
lolis are generally 6-10
thats what kids meals are for anyways
>>696500797
Have you been paying attention to "decent" JDM recently?
Bought a R34GTR nur for roughly 50k about 2 years ago (A condition), and sold it for 110k a few weeks ago.
Skylines are skyrocketing in price.
Especially the R32s because Americanfags can now import them, and drive legally.
>>696503162
It's fun but super time consuming to collect enough to be a tangible amount ya kniw? At least during harvest time it's cool enough out that the bees are really calm, this past weekend probably got easilu 300 stings or so over the whole day and night moving hives. Bee suits aren't bee proof lol once they find a way in they start fanning pheromones to follow. I'm completely comfortable around bees like no other I've gotten to the point where I can just pick them up by the handful but I took a bunch of acid once when me and my girlfriend were working on hives, one of the worst decisions ever lol
>>696503521
O no he died years ago when I was 21 but his family knew we worked together and they had no idea what to do with everything so they gave it all to me. Everything to get my own business going so I was lucky
Fun fact if you get stung on the actual shafts of your dick you'll have like a 24 hour erections
>>696503271
i don't mind hard work at all
it seems like a fascinating business
where should i start if i want to know more?
>>696503253
>fast-food
great life hack dude
this thread is about unconventional ways to make money
>>696503830
Hey bee dude what do you think about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbMV9qYIXqM
>>696502281
I honetley think u should tell him u have an idea for a product with a lot of potential and ask where to go from there. Problem is patwnt attorneys are high. But they may work with u. Just legit stop telling strangers about it. I think its a good product and while im not rich i have read hundreds of personal finance books.
I got a good friend in law school id trucst with my life. Hit me up at [email protected] if u wanna get in touch. Hes in a big schook and nearly done so im sure he can hook u up. Some law students get authority to do certain forms and stuff. Honestley its beyond my scope, but your peoduct seems easy to manufacture and has a lot of potential. Its for fuck sure wirth persuing even if u flat out give it to rubbermaid in exchange for royalties.
>>696498380
This is now a sauce thread.
Who the fuck is that? I require moar!
>>696503955
There's some hobby sites and forums that's how you'd have to start unless you have a lot of money sitting around. The biggest thing is knowing contacts though like farmers and people who can buy and sell honey wholesale, what state do you live? I love hard work too but moving hives I always hire help, I'll throw a few guys who are like around 20 and strong 500 bucks or whatever for the night depends on how hard the job will be and such, my girl wants to go a lot but she's like 4 10 and 90 lbs... she'll come along and bring me tools and puff smoke for me while I'm working
I went the ebay route and sell items i find at garage/estate sales. I gross about 3000/month and have a regular day job.
I've always been a tinkerer (thanks dad) and will buy broken items that i know i can fix/repair. Some items need nothing more then a cleaning/polishing and they can sell for hundreds.
I have a friend that got into ebay early and sold/drop shipped performance auto parts from china/japan.
Hes about 30 and purchased a $500,000 home by himself at age 24. He does nothing but sit at home and money rolls in.
The possibilities are out there, you just need to see them when they present themselves.
>>696502916
No I don't change anything else lol
>>696501874
Gute Besserung
>>696504269
how many hours do you spend per week on the ebay stuff?
$3000 a month is more than enough for me and I'd do that for my job if i had any idea how to start, but i'm a dumb fuck with a GED.
>>696504169
Then sell your dick on craigslist or buy a gun and rob convenience stores and fuck off.
Jesus. Kids these days want a "quick and easy" way to make money but protip there aren't any, at least legally....
>>696504294
Do you think this idea will actually take off ? I mean there's stupid as seen on TV products but your idea is far to stupid. Then again...... 'murica
>>696504214
Emily Rudd
>>696502537
Yup, anxiety, depression, bi-polar. Heavy equipment operator with 2 fake knees. 0 meds cause i cant work on them. My life is hell for 59 grand a year working 60+ hour weeks for these lazy cocsuckers that dont want a job
>>696504437
I don't think you can underestimate a simple product.
A hose that retracts, whoop-dee-doo, containers that "stack" ? They *all* stack if you're not a fucking retard
In short, yeah I think it'll take off
>>696504525
Wow that sounds great dude, everyone should do that.
>>696503492
sunglasses will never work
look for something more boutique
try things women buy, they're the bulk of online markets
>>696504223
>what state do you live?
i live in scandinavia unfortunately but i think it works pretty much the same up here
>>696504525
Did you get your fake knees for cosmetic reasons or like to feel more secure after your knee cancer? Or do you pull the bullshit "it makes my pants fit better" card
since discovering trap porn and playing a sissy role i registered to adult a few adult sites. shared a some pics for a tease. can make bundles in private chats. horny pervs pay good money if u take a few requests
>>696501874
haha ich wurde letztens von 4 shitskins ausgeraubt, die wurden tatsächlich von der polizei gefasst
>>696502822
FAG. Don't listen to negative basement dwellers. By random chance i see a large group of millionairs a few times a week. I try and stay out of their way but eavesdrop all i can. Dont listen to people that arent doing anything with their lives. If a patent attorney tells u its stupid. Maybe rethink it. But dont ever give up on an idea. I can potentially make a lit of money with some of my ideas. In my life i have found 5. Fucking 5 inventions a few years after i dreamt them up and people tokd me they were dumb. Well, someone cashed in on my stupid idea. And it wasnt me. Fuck the haters. Number 6 will make me rich.
>>696504406
>protip i don't know any
great contribution to the thread lad
Get 20 OSRS fish/wc/mining/rc/hunt bots and profit.
>>696498380
Go fuck yourself irs
>>696503162
Look up how to track down a queen or buy a couple from a keeper. Hobby hives and gear are cheap to get started. Ive looked into it but i have fits of rage when stung. Id have to pay soneone to do it. Not even a big fan of the honey. Just looks like a fun hobby.
Beekeeper anon u may consider paying summer hekp to package the smaller quantities. U may be wasting time doing it, but its a revanue stream you arent utilizing.
>>696502822
It's play on words faggot
>>696504804
whats good money?
do they pay you via pp? if so, how do you feel giving out your real name to random fags?
>>696504223
If nobody has already said, congrats anon. Being an apiarist is extremely labor intensive but rewarding.
my moms high school gf married young and, like you, fell into beekeeping with her husband. Being in central CA, they have to turn down work since there is so much to do and they can't grow fast enough.
The best part is our bi-annual honey shipment. a 6 pack of 2-3lb squeeze bottles
>>696502797
....
>>696504947
> I can greentext to make invalid points
>>696500210
hows that
>>696504736
That's actually better dude, I've traveled all through there Norway was my favorite by far but yeah you guys have an awesome growing season for all types of wildflowers depending on latitude ya jnow. But yeah you don't have to worry about half the shit I do when it comes to honey selling that's part of why I just don't sell it it's such a headache, regulations and so forth and keeping track of every single farm within a bees flying radius from that hive........ and then I have to call those farms and ask if they use certain chemicals it's insane the amount of paper work it takes. Most honey sold is technically illegal lol I'll do like like 5 percent of paperwork for all the honey and just say they did better and still that 5 percent takes forever. I was asking for state *bee*cause I have a lot of contacts. I was running queena up from Florida all of last year during the winter and making mad money, during your warm and bright season you could breed queens and make mad moneys. I'm up north inPennsylvania in the states but I have colonies in Florida, I absolutely hate the heat otherwise I'd move their and just produce mini hives to move north to full hives all year long but I hate the heat. It is weird though being really young and having decent money
>>696498380
going to college is a good quick way to make money. if you are able to qualify for scholarships then you can pocket any grants you can qualify for. ive been in college for the past 5 years. i work as a welder part time for spending cash, but live entirely on grants. i work 4 days a month or so if i feel like it.
>>696505276
Where in central CA?
>>696504955
how much profit are we walking about?
>>696498380
write code
>>696498380
Professional jazz pianist and bassist.
Op is Sarah Snyder, will smiths' boys gf
>>696503703
i'm severely disabled and i will probably starve to death because im too sick to do anything.
>>696505614
So you work in a restaurant ?
>>696505339
how was my point invalid exactly?
Here's what you do, OP.
Get an account on Zazzle and Cafepress.
Make shirts and shit that say "Class of 2017"
Basically make a design for every graduating year.
Just have to change the last two digits.
Put up a bunch of random ass quickly designed shit for graduating classes.
You'd be surprised how much you make.
Passive income.
>>696505677
>>696505677
cool story bro
This Post is officially about the Popcorn Strainer, cars, and beehives
>>696503271
Sounds like you need to pay a manager and start another business anon. Expand all u want but if you are ibto anything else it sounds like u may as well stop sweating your balls off and enjoy the entrepreneurial life u were born to live. Good luck beewhisperer.
>>696505684
I have a residency at a pub and do other booked gigs, mostly self managed. I have a quintet I play with regularly as well, however I don't manage them.
>>696501929
That's not flipping faggot, that's pretty much stealing. We do it at our store ass well
>Buy low grade shit
>Sell it at about 70-80% of the price for the original
>Profit from 40% to 300%
Flipping is when you buy something cheaper than market value and and sell it for more. In your case flipping would be,
>Buy chinashit at (X - Y) price (where X is the market price and Y your discount)
>Sell chinashit for ((X - Y) + Z) where Z is your flipping profit.
>>696505677
imagine how much we care....
>>696503492
If u wanna scam people u can get fake oakley's all over mexico. Peopke call them foakleys's.
>>696504870
I'm the bee dude Mr basement dweller, you eavesdrop on millionaires lol life isn't a movie you know that right?
>>696505925
I used to sell popcorn strainers.
>>696504402
about 2-4 hours each day of the work week is spent on cleaning/polishing/painting or general repairs. The evenings are spent listing stuff or answering questions from bidders.
Weekends can go either way. My woman works weekends so i have lots of free time. I hit up sales but i arrive hours early and usually get home by 9-11 am. It all depends on how many sales you hit or find. Then i work on and off on various projects.
You will get to know the post office employees quite well, as well as the UPS store employees.
Its hard to quantify the hours but it is a lot. I don't play video games/watch much tv so its pretty much all i do but i get paid 24 hours a day.
There is nothing better then waking up and seeing somebody has paid me 500.00 for something i might of spent 20.00 and a few hours on
>>696505424
thats awesome man, i really need to get into this business
so its less regulation up here? thats a pleasant surprise, its usually the other way around...
i have to do some reading
>>696503830
surely you can get bee suits that actually protect you?
>>696503783
Omfg. Im get a skyline when i pay my house off next year? FUCK YES! Fast and furious 4 real anon! Zoomzoom fucking zoooooom.
Gambling affiliate for 7 years on RMP based deal..
>earn about 400-2300 monthly with it
Solo Ads traffic broker
>earn about 30-50$ daily with it
Adsense blogs
>earn about 10-15$ daily with em
Fix computers (usually format c and reinstall OS) door to door with newspaper ad
>about 100$ weekly with it
Sell run&burn premade Bing Ad accounts
>about 200$ weekly
Also got a partime job in weekend for lolz cuz i need legit money for rent
I guess i am doing allright
I travel to SE Asia, mainly Thailand, about 6 times a year and bring back containers of furniture and woodwork. Fun work, get to travel a lot. Lots of risk involve, especially at the beginning. But if you can get past that hump (and most people don't), you can build a pretty nice thing.
>>696498672
You're a clueless faggot.
>>696503830
Lol, wish u wouldnt have told me that
>holds by directly to shaft.
>ouchouchouchouch
>c'mere baybay!
>>696504178
Bunmp
>>696498641
Fag
>>696506240
nice
how do you sell it?
>>696504269
What sort of things do u shoot for at these sales? Ive tried it but ebay scammers and chargebacks on paypal made me give it up.
>>696505973
I may start like a seed business in Florida but I always want to be hands on at least until my mid thirties and such. I just don't think I'd like that lifestyle of sitting around doing nothing, I mean I read a ton but doing nothing physical would get boring to me. It's funny I went to university for free and have a Chem degre, free because of entry test scores and grades but I'll never use the degree but the chemistry background is very useful in beekeeping, well it is in everything but yeah lol basic chemistry can troubleshoot and solve most hive problems . But basically for the time being I can't imagine myself being a behind the curtains business owner at least until I get older, plus it keeps me in shape. I also raise my own hogs and have a small farm we're close to being self sufficient
>>696498641
Where do you get the supplies to make this?
I bought an epson 9880 giclee printer.
I take and print wallpaper images or images in the HDR thread on 4chan..
Sell them via ebay.
Profit.
>>696505925
dude just man the fuck up and drop out of college.. the popcorn strainer industry is booming.. just travel to SE Asia and get over the hump that most people dont and sell jazz music at a basement bar..
>>696501198
This is hard, i tried some things but made about 250 usd at my best month
Some chinese dudes work for 0.001 % profit, cant compete on ebay. I was always on networks though, i think thats why i was being kicked in the butt.
I make stupid android and iphone apps, i have made over 15 fart apps and been making a steady 300 - 400 usd monthly for the last year
I also have a regular job.. wich kinda sucks, but pays the bills
>>696506508
Mainly through our storefront, we deal with a lot of large items so online sales are tough. We've also started to get into wholesaling to other stores, and doing large orders to hotels and event centers.
>>696506234
why would you go around and fix peoples computers like a peasant if you know how to run affiliate sites?
>>696506693
Popcorn strainer market is on smash right now
>>696506827
what do you make a year?
>>696504599
We wouldnt be in such a shit position if more of us would...
>>696498957
what type of trading?
>>696506783
>I make stupid android and iphone apps
can you drag and drop when building simple apps or do you need actual knowledge in coding?
i have a few ideas and know sound design
>>696498550
Big Black Booty
>>696498380
Disability pension. 300.000 NOK (USD 35.000) a year.
>>696506783
>>696507249
also, how do you monetize the apps? people can't buy for the actual fart apps right?
>>696498380
I got out of it to get into a more professional line of work but I used to pimp out some male strippers. Get some good looking dudes, buy some ecstasy, and go to parties. Give the dudes the rolls, have em flirt with some girls and then after they walk away go tell the girls "You know those guys are strippers right?" they'll want a dance, but make sure they got the money first. Once one girl gets a dance all the girls want one. The guys always get laid doing this and they're on drugs so they're always down with you makin the cash. Start them off small, only making like 30%, as they start making more money up their commission. This works the best if you're in a college town with lots of sororities. Once you start getting some of the girls numbers make sure your guys learn some dance moves and start throwing private parties for the ladies.
>>696504783
Lol, its not fun believe me. Lifetime of obesity, hard work, and booze. Unhealthy lifestyle, struggle to keep up and be hardest worker because its how i was raised. Jumping uo and down small flights of stairs on drilling rig cause fast than walk 4 stairs... quack doctar put knee in, 6 months it fell out, new dock fixed. 1.5 years trying to overcompensate on other leg, nother knee. Less booze, eat better, take it easy. Misserable existence... listen to those old fucks that get leg sergery. Hobling around your latter years sucks dick. Im fucking 35 and cant walk....
>>696507017
Last year I made a little over 80, I'm partnered up with one other person. We've been investing a lot into the business, and are looking at opening a design shop in Northern Thailand. We got really lucky due to a friend of ours being a sourced in Indonesia, so our initial risk was probably a lot lower than someone just starting out blind.
Elo boosting on the LoL LAN servers. Easy money, easy game.
>>696498629
You the crack whore that says, I suck your pickle for a nickel?
>>696503783
>"decent"
Best one i got was an unregistered shed bound R32 gt-r out of a seldom use local classified buy and sell paper
apparently it was the guys sons project, but he moved overseas
Cosmetically it was immaculate bar the 3 inches of dust on it
low kms
Bought it for $7.5k
needed about $2k in suspension parts
Put the carpet and a few interior panels back in
a clutch, which was about $1k,
a set of tyres, another ~$1k
got it registered
sold it for $22k
>>696503277
It's all about timing
old couples, people who inherit them
people who just want to be rid of them
etc.
theres an old bloke up here with a 240z i keep bugging to sell to me
but i'll probably keep that one if he does
>>696502452
That's why the successful ones don't share their secrets.
>>696507249
The design part is mostly drag and drop but you must have some skills to make it functional
You will be amazed by how easy it is if you have even a litle experience in coding
Go to piratebay, search for lynda tutorials or something like that, best source is sanet . org, spammy but the BEST. The rest you can find on youtube
When you get the hang of it you will be able to find all answers in stackoverflow
>>696498380
Make your own money.
>>696506546
Go with what you know. I mostly deal with tools but friends all have a specialty. Some guys do books, records, photo equipment, mid century furniture, jewelry, artwork, americana... The options are endless. Plenty of ladies buy shabby chic looking furniture the sell to other women that love that stuff.
I occasionally will build something one-off and it sells for mega bucks. As much as i hate saying it, think Steam Punk type stuff. Its literally junk on the floor but you assemble it in such a manner, people will pay a premium for it.
Check out treasurenet.com in the garage sale section and see what people are selling.
>>696498380
op's image of a girl probably 16-20 getting paid to take slutty pics with a skyline.
>this is what our world has come to
>>696507654
thanks man, good looking out
>>696507439
brutal
I sell replica original star wars action figure capes on ebay. 500 a month
>>696507659
>Make your own money.
Difficult and risky.
>>696499403
Drug dealers carry cash. And if u don't kill the fucker, pigs don't give a shit. But sometimes you have to kill them. Witnessess. It sucks. But hey, choose the hard drug slingers. They have the most money (most dangerous too). And for fucks sake start as far away from your pad as possible.
>>696507402
Only by ads, if i could make a decent app that actually does something in any way i could sell, but making your phone look like a lighter doesnt really help in any way
You know what blew my mind? Search for The Bible apps and see how many downloads they have.
>>696507654
>sanet.org - This website is for sale!
>>696499575
Why don't you move to a country where your money goes further, like live on the beaches of west coast of nicaragua or thailand. I have a eurofag friend who gets a disability pension thats what he does. If I could qualify, thats what I'd do
>>696505424
Just keep doing what u do anon. As someone who is still making up for my younger years pissing money away i will tell u. Keep expanding. Maybe franchise. Or start a new business alltogether. But always keep working like u do and dont let it go to your head bro.
>>696498380
walk dogs on wag
do schemes
>>696506641
Canadian Tire or like Rona yo. the rings are super cheap you just need a forge which you can makeshift out of a firepit
>>696505925
>this
>>696507934
If you truly believe that, then you deserve to be broke.
>>696507979
>>696498380
Shoplifting.
Just kidding.
>>696500646
That one was probably Japan built. They have evolved into garbage. Cheap leather, cheap electronics, cheap electrical components. Crap paint quality.
>>696508371
Good things to shoplift, anyone?
>>696508501
Good things to steal in general, anyone?
>>696507222
Trips,
But are you really this retarded?
>>696506061
Maybe not, but ive grown up watching 2 of these guys go through bankruptcy and divorce and now have roughly 10 million each invested. I secretly study financing and business just so i can impress them in the rare case they ask my opinion on something. I know maybe 10 multimillionaires on a first name basis and just try my best to rub elbows with them and at the same time not get in the way. I refuse to take loans or go into business with anyone until i can create or buy my first legit asset. I started making things at my home to sell and he wants to make it a business. I told him id teach anyone he wanted to do it but fuck no. I want to learn how to run one not run it with u. He just grinned and said we gonna make a lot of money together. Fucking hope so. Once i get a few descent incomes and can relax a little and quit my job im killing it 4 days a week day and night. Friday-sunday is my time. And im not wearing a suit. Unfaggots in silicon valley dont wanna take me serious in my suoerman shirt suck a fuck. I fmdont need u.
Dropship fake guitars from china on ebay
>>696508501
Even if i was dirt poor i would never result to petty theft, too much pride for that
>>696508299
>If you truly believe that, then you deserve to be broke.
It is difficult (a lot of time and money has been put in to making it difficult), it is risky (punishments for counterfeiting are much more severe than for instance fraud). By the way, I'm not broke. Trips in wrong.
>>696508019
oh sorry, its the old softarchive
it is at https://softarchive . la/ now
>>696499832
Tell us the story, mein Freund.
>>696507979
terrible roleplaying, I can see through to your autism.
writing books pays my bills
>i stay drunk all the time
>>696502513
jesus kek
>>696508822
Oh I apologize, I thought you meant 'make your own money' like not working for somebody else. Not counterfeiting SORRY /B/RO
>>696508501
Expensive handbags.
>>696506330
Underrated post. Fuck the haters
>>696502513
lel
>>696502427
It is Sarah Snyder, Jaden Smiths GF.
>>696502993
This patch is no weed lol. Weed looks totally different
>>696508791
If you steal an expensive handbag it's not petty theft, it's felony grand larceny.
>>696498380
Sell my wife's panties on ebay
>>696501004
Steal* erotica and sell it on Amazon.
>>696507222
pokemon cards
>>696498688
>funny vines
Despite almost having quats you are a massive faggot
>>696508837
ty sir
>>696504525
>these lazy cocsuckers that dont want a job
maybe you're the problem, working shitjobs to make things no one needs
>>696508862
ebooks?
I make most of my money with a real job that I love
But I have a secret side job and if you live in a major city, its pretty easy
Find junkie hookers, they rarely have pimps because theyer fucking disgusting
Now that you've found where they hang out, find a few who have real problems, ie deaf, disabled, handicapped or so far gone that theyd do anything for the fix
I have 3, had four but I'm 99% sure she was murdered, two are deaf and one is just stupid, country idiot who moved to the city and is now a super heroin addict.
Once you have your girls, promise them a place to shower, eat and sleep in exchange for some of what they earn.
These girls are gross how am I going to make a profit? Easy, tell them to seek out and say yes to weird clients.
The amount of dudes who want a girl who will let dogs go balls deep in all their holes is HUGE. These people get charged a little extra and occasionally I've sent them to houses for crazy abuse parties, where I'm told they just get crazy shit shoved in them, beaten, etc.
The girl who went missing went to one of those, like I said pretty sure they got carried away.
It's not hard, I make about 800 dollars usd a month with little to no effort on my part.
There are ALWAYS new defective junkies to send to the grinder.
>>696506613
Sounds like you're living the dream anon. Good for you. I am working on becoming a serial entrepreneur and latter on angel investor and philanthropist. I like to be active but also a cripple and get bored easy. I think id like to make a sucessfuk business. Take a few months off. Then start another. Keeping them all whike dumping extra funds into hopefully aooreciating real estate markets. I imagine ill be busy, but mostly driving and meetings. I used to drive a truck and i cant inagine being able to stoo and take a piss whenever i want and choose my own route. I saw a lot of shit and never got to enjoy it. For example drving through vegas 15 times and not stopping. Hit me up at [email protected] if u ever wanna do business in southeadt ks. We got a few small time bee guys, but i know a few guys always looking to invest in startups if u ger a wild hair. Our winters can be bad but people are growing grapes and shit. Not sure what seeds woukd survive but ive looked into starting a small seed company. I have a lot of spurratic time to answer email and package orders at work if you get a wild hair anon.
>>696509538
Also, if you're thinking why would they put up with this?
because a junkie wants that fix and if you throw in the place to almost live with a little food, they will eat out of your hand.
>>696509538
>had four but i'm 99% sure she was murdered
fucking kek
>>696509401
Do you do this or are you implying the person you quoted does that?
>>696506693
LOL damn son. U best drive a jap car.
>>696499185
How much do pokemon go acc go for? Do you bot them or manually level them?
>>696509361
I remember when you could still do this.
>>696509661
The story is pretty good I guess
> normal looking business type approaches girl at around 2 am
> she calls me on burner cell phone to my burner cell phone
> i say go for it, what the fuck do i care
> three days goes by
> i dont forget, but i assume she may have cut town or something
> get a call on cell phone
> its a dude asking me to meet him near where the hookers are
> go with the country bumpkin and stand a few yards away looking at my phone
> car pulls up, hands her a bag and drives off
> there's five grand in the bag and no cell phone
> great payout, way more than i ask them to take by 4500 dollars
> im only annoyed he didnt call back
> id send him chicks all day for that kind of cash
>>696498380
Patreon drawings
i work as a model, i'm also at university
my pay is pretty irregular but an example would be working 7 days in a showroom and getting ÂŁ1500 a day, but then not get work for the rest of the month
if you have a jawline i say look into it, i'm surprised by how many people i've said this to, and have been accepted by agencies
>>696507720
Thabk u anon. I love junk hunting. Breaking even would be worth it.
>>696502664
That is not weed you dumb fuck!
>>696510174
and now we know the price of a junkie addict sluts life.
noice
trips get
>>696498380
I used to make badges and sell them on etsy.com
>>696510773
yeah you can't charge too much
these girls are busted in all sorts of ways that blow my mind
18 year old country girl looks 45, tits are Ds, but so flat you could use them as sails and her ass should be 7/10 but its deflated and sagging.
if i ever thought about using hard drugs, just taking one look at these women puts that shit right out of my head.
>>696505190
Bump for interest
I do the Ebay route as well... books and ephemera mostly... I do 3-4K gross a month, but that's not nearly as impressive as it sounds. Ebay fees, Paypal fees, shipping, packaging costs all come out and that. That doesn't include the cost you pay to acquire. Lastly, once you get to 200 transactions of 20K a year, which is really easy, then paypal automatically forwards your info to the IRS.
If you can play an instrument and can read basic charts, work on a cruise liner. I get paid 600 a week to play guitar 3 hours a night and fuck whores all over SE Asia for 9 months a year and I have basically no expenses.
Shit internet though.
>>696511101
>one of quints
>>696511101
>off by one
>>696511165
im aware of my addictive personality and im sure ill become an alcohol one day but ive lived around too many methheads to ever consider hard shit personally.
I sell mushrooms I forage.
>>696508114
Nah dude. If u dont have a lot of money youtube "making the mini metal foundry" Grant Thompson, the king of random. I've built 3 and planning a 4th. Current foundry is 18" pipe 3 food high. 20 pound poors from old beer cans. Was a viable business. Made it portable to do fire ant hive castings. Turns out firing up a fire tornado throwing volcano worth of Mordor is fucking hot and shitty work. And im done getting my beard melted. So. Bow it rots till i can automate it.
Oh yeah. Youtube kwicky burner. Or whatever. Its spelled strange. I made a version of it and its legit as fuck. Can make it a flame thrower if u brave / stupid. I got drunk and played with it for a few hours before installing in my foundry
>>696511293
How much shore time do you get?
Were you in a band or did they just hire you and put you in it?
Did you need to know the repertoire or did you get a chance to rehearse?
Biggest crowd pleasers? I'm assuming Living on a Prayer is in there. And naturally some Taylor Swift stuff.
Any instruments that would be in particular demand?
How long are you on a ship for?
Average age of the bitches you fuck? I get in my mind a lot of 40yo
>>696507422
>cuck watching his better looking friends fuck sorority sisters
>>696507720
I do hate steampunk shit. But i do like buikding things. So maybe i woukdnt mind assuming it can sell. Thank u sir.
I make custom order sex toys. Make 26k a month, which is nice.
Most seem to go to China and Holland. Holland makes sense to me, but China still confuses the fuck out of me.
Weirdest one I've made was based of an pig penis.
>>696508480
Well, probably was before honda moved to usa some. Probably why they shit now
>>696512302
>I make custom order sex toys
out of what?
what's your website?
>>696498380
Freelance mang!
>> mfw currently contracted to a company in Dublin
>> mfw paid to fap and watch pawn ~4hrs a day
>> mfw I don't have a face
>>696509497
Shitjobs noone needs. I make rock. When was the last time u drove a road dirtroad or paved, or say anything made from concrete? Gtfo. I got this job and 3 raises during the recession. If we go under at my company. Its already past tine to flee the country.
>>696512564
Must be bad dragon if it is pig dicks.
>>696511734
>How much shore time do you get?
It varies, I usually get around 18 hours over the course of a week, plus a bit more when the ship reaches the destination and takes on new passengers. Main problem is that you you're always watching the clock, I usually get around 4 hours at a time to do whatever. Tend to spend that downloading shit at an internet cafe buying stupid shit.
>Were you in a band or did they just hire you and put you in it?
I auditioned over skype and they told me I'd be playing in one of the lounge bands. I didn't meet my bandmates until a few hours before our first show.
>Did you need to know the repertoire or did you get a chance to rehearse?
You're expected have quite a large repetoire, nothing in particular, but you are usually informed a few hours before the show of what you need to know and are given a chart, often not even that long. Once again, being able to read charts is an essential skill.
>Biggest crowd pleasers? I'm assuming Living on a Prayer is in there. And naturally some Taylor Swift stuff.
It's mostly folks in their 60s, so mostly things in their time period.
>Any instruments that would be in particular demand?
Not that I'm aware of, sorry.
>How long are you on a ship for?
Usually 3-9 months. Some people will be taken on for as little as a week in a pinch.
>Average age of the bitches you fuck? I get in my mind a lot of 40yo
Even if all of the guests weren't in their 60s, I wouldn't touch anyone with a ten foot pole. Management hears of you having any sort of relation with a guest and you're off at the next port. The crew is fair game. Most of them are Fillipino which works for me. In my experience, people from more first world countries will have poon falling from the sky. I've only met one other Australian crew member, one of the IT guys.
>>696511207
Wheres the guy with that idea
I request further information
I play poker online professionally.
>>696498380
>>696498380
More of her?
I studied the art of being a locksmith & bought the best tools possible so I can get into 99% of places.So now I get PayPal accounts from the dark web order shit loads of powertools & get everything to addresses of empty houses that I've gained entry to. I can make between 3 and 4 thousand dollars a week easily so im saving to something legit
cryptocurrency trading. i for example made 176 times my investment on BCN, and near-enough all crypto values are volatile as hell, even though there are billions of dollars flowing through them. Keep your eye on XMR.
https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_xmr
I used to work at a male strip club. My sleeping schedule made me wanna kill myself and the mid life crisis moms with their 21 year old fat daughters made me wanna puke.
>>696498853
two different worlds sunshine
>>696498380
Antique dealer here.
It pays the bills
>>696513067
Thanks for the insight anon.
Have some partially hidden tits.
>>696512302
I am looking to get into this business. I will make it worth your while somehow.
Have experience mold making and i already make novelty adult themed priducts. Please contact me at [email protected] and possibly we can work out some ideas together.
Play poker
>>696506240
How do u transfer the furniture? this sounds viable!
>>696513687
how
>>696502030
>>696502030
shrimp dick detected
>>696513414
>So now I get PayPal accounts from the dark web
how does that work? why not cc's?
>>696498380
Well...
This really happened by accident.
>I used to be hard worker and had 2 or 3 jobs. Had perfect credit, never missed a payment on my credit cards.
>Anyway, I was framed by 2 cops. They lied under oath. My criminal background was defamed with a "theft by deception" charge over me not volunteering a price tag that the cop had memorized on the underside of an item.
>anyway, went out to party months later to hopefully grope chicks on the dance floor and just cheer myself up.
>Ran into this milf with huge ass.
>Hit on her, try to make out with her in the parking lot.
>whipped out my dick on a public street
>Was horny as fuck, she was impressed
>Got her number
>Ended up still going to the club
>Call her later
>We hang out 2 weeks later
>Turns out she was fresh out of a job, but lives in a huge mansion
>Found her a new job doing call center work
>She goes to work now every day while i stay at home and all i have to do is fuck her.
>Think about my ex daily who is with someone else now and is clear across the country.
>But I can't complain...
>At least not for right now.
>>696509538
have a read upon göran lindberg.
Head of police handling with pimping on the side.
>>696513745
>[email protected]
>>696513849
>how
Antique dealer here- this is how you do it if you are in desperate need of money.
Research what sells online, in stores and in shows. Advertise for said items, learn how to negociate and buy items before reselling them for small mark up at first.
You need a few hundred dollars to start, you will make mistakes and likely want to quit but after years of experience it gets a lot easier.
>>696513277
what site?
>>696514512
Dont even get to smoke cause of day job. Lol, got drunk and stoner buddy said he pokes a lot of smot. Not sure why but it was hilarious.
>>696510174
How do you maintain your disgusting rats? Do they just sleep at night? How much do they eat? When do they stay in your house(or another place)? Do they have keys to the place?