hi /b/, femanon here. i'm bi, and ive got a story i want
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
hi /b/, femanon here. i'm bi, and ive got a story i want to get off my chest. i had a somewhat fucked up childhood. dont tell many people about it because only now do i realise how fucked up it actually was.
I can't prove it, but this story is 100% true
>be me, 8 years old
>hear katy perry's 'i kissed a girl'
>"that guy sure sings like a girl" i say at recess
>friend/enemy says, "the singer is a girl"
>I say, "that doesn't make sense, girls can't kiss other girls wtf"
>she, know it all slut that she is: "she's a LESBIAN."
>from then on, fascinated with the concept of lesbians
>girls can kiss girls? girls can marry girls??
>fast forward couple months, am over at friend/enemies house
>her name is briony. she's a bitch with delusions of grandeur, but she's nice sometimes. she knows all my dirty lil secrets (eg, sometimes i touch myself down there)
>we're roll playing with her toy pram, boyfriends and girlfriends. i'm the boyfriend.
>hold hands, she looks at me, says, "boyfriends and girlfriends kiss, don't they?"
>we kiss
>starts off as pecks, but over time, full on makeout sessions come into effect
>we literally go to each others houses at 9 years old to make out.
cont?
>"I Kissed a Girl" released in 2008
>8 years old
>approximately 16 today at most
Underage b&
>>696496420
Tits or GTFO
>>696496420
I'm listening
>>696496420
>cont?
If you have to ask, it's not worth it
>>696496688
Unless this is the case, if it is.
Mods.
>>696496732
>>696496868
that's cp faggots.
yes go on
girls kissing is my favourite together with anal play
>>696496688
it's a fake story don't worry
Verified the math, tits or gtfo rescinded, mods called.
>>696496946
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Continue fgt
>>696497174
this
>we hardly ever talk to each other at school, and when we do, it's like we're friendly acquaintances
>of course, nobody else knows about our secret pastimes
>one day, I go to her house, we kiss again
>we're lying in her bed, with the covers all the way over us, like a fort kinda thing
>we're making out, she starts fingering me over my underwear
>yes pls
>ask her to do better, but she pussies out, little mad, but oh well
>another time, she comes to my house
>in my bedroom, parents at home in the living room down the hall
>close all my curtains, kissing on bed
>legit, she tells me to close my eyes, and i do
>she pulls up my skirt, im super turned on (not that i knew what that even was back then)
>she kisses me three times on my mound, then pussies out again
>ask her to do it again, she says no. big fat fucking tease whore
>worst thing ever
>at this point i'm 9 and a half.
cont
>>696497093
shhhhh!
let us dream
>>696496688
How. Many. Fucking. Times?
16
Is
The
Age
Of
Consent
In
Many
Countries
Murika
Is
Not
The
Only
Country
Fucking faggot
>>696497174
you dont have to believe me, thats why im here. i cant tell anyone else, can i?
>>696497281
Underage to be on 4chan you fucking drone.
>>696497281
/b/ is an adult forum.
>>696497281
Lmao
>>696497328
i mean i could very well be true, my gf had worse and iv'e heard of worse anyway, its not that out there, its not like anon is saying he/she was abducted by fucking aliens
>>696496420
Not tits/no timestamp. Confirmed neckbeard.
>>696497281
Global Rules
2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
Bumping
>>696497281
16 is the age of consent in some states in the usa. I'm 44 and I'd love to fuck a 16 y/o
I'm anon and I was always fascinated with lesbians. I remember having giantic boner when I first saw kissing scene with two girls while watching some film with my parents xD. My mom wuz like "OHHHH GROSS WE ARE NOT GOING TO WATCH IT DURR"
>>696497799
>Age of consent is 16.
I think that's if both parties are underage.
>>696497918
kys
>>696497465
Exactly, lots of people had sexual experiences as kids, it's totally normal, kids don't know what it is so there's no taboo for them to do stuff down there but nobody talks to them about it so they get curious, odds are a given story about "I did a sex thing when I was a kid" is true, I know someone who discovered oral sex when she was six because she heard it feels nice when someone licks down there so she got someone she knew to try it with her, it fucking happens
im gonna continue anyway.
>this goes on for a long time
>i'm way more forward than she is, it's almost like she enjoys teasing me, i hate her but i cant get this shit with anyone else
>she goes round saying cunty shit at school, fucking bitch
>one time we were playing 'doctors' in her bedroom, i was lying on the floor naked from the waist down, she's got all her toy doctor shit next to me
>her brother walks in, freezes
>kill me
>slams the door never to be heard from again
>anyway, moving on to the more important part of the story
>one day she makes up this stupid song about this guy that she obv has a crush on but pretends to hate
>"don't you DARE tell him, ok? if you tell him I will KILL you."
>what's the big deal, tell him
>come lunchtime, she finds out
>"why did you tell him?? i told you not to. now i can tell everyone your secret."
>shitshithsithsithsihtishtihsiht
>"he doesn't even care, don't tell anyone plss"
>"it doesn't matter. you told him when i said not to, so I get to tell people your secret when you say not to"
>"ill seriously do anything briony pls dont tell anyone"
>mfw she blackmails me
>I am her full on slave for nearly three months
>get her books, carry her bags, laugh at her jokes.
>of course it applies in our weird kinky prepubescent sex lives, too
>>696497918
kill yourself autist
>>696497951
no, it doesn't matter as long as their both over 16. what would be illegal about a 16 year old and a 17 year old fucking that they'd have to make a law
>>696497918
Go outside more, fag.
>>696497972
If you showed your tits, I could enjoy this story a lot more
>>696498147
/thread
>>696498147
i've got some old photos, i'd take some new ones but im in a room with my friends
of course i cant prove that they're me, but whatever.
>>696497972
If I was her brother, I would have joined in and licked you sweet little pussy
>>696498239
Looks legit. Go on.
>>696498239
Ok femanon cuntinue with your completely real story
>>696496420
>i kissed a girl
>released 2008
>you'd only be 15 now
hello chris hansen
Pls cont
>>696497799
Kys you pedo beta
>>696498239
timestamp
>>696498446
Lrn2pedo fgt pls
>>696498446
You gotta be an infertile faggot for not wanting to fuck a 16-year-old girl
>at her house. she wanted me to come over so i did, obv
>she makes me tidy her room AND the playroom (the old tv and the wii and the toys and shit) and she just fucking smugly watches
>i want to kill this bitch so badly
>when im finished, we go back into her bedroom, keep playing boyfriends and girlfriends
>she looks me dead in the eye and says, "i want you to kiss me down there"
>i was furious. this bitch. i dont want to fucking do that, so i tell her
>she says, "do you want me to tell everyone your secret?"
>mfw i'm literally a 9 year old girls sex slave now
>so i do, i go down on her
>only for like 5 minutes, she doesn't orgasm obv. we're nine.
>mum comes to pick me up in the afternoon, and fucking arrogant bitch briony stands in her driveway smiling and waving at me as we drive away
>want to cry, can't tell anyone
>>696497281
AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT MATTERS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE CREATED BY AN AMERICAN FOR AMERICANS
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GTFO
LOL IM SORRY THAT WE TOOK SOME TEA AND CRUMPET LOVING FAGGOTS LANGUAGE, AND TURNED IT INTO THE MOST IMPORTANT TONGUE ON EARTH
U MAD BITCH?????
IM SORRY OPUR CULTURE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, AND THE MOST WIDELY EMULATED ON EARTH
SUCK OUR COLLECTIVE COCK FAGGOT AND GTFO
>>696498666
shut up satan
>HAIL
>>696498446
lol pedo
>>696498591
Lol half your age + 7 is what everyone considers acceptable so basically you should be only fucking 16 year olds girls if you're 16-18 otherwise kys
>>696498635
can you go more into detail about the seks time
i know you want to tell us this to get it off your chest but we are jsut trying to fap you know
decent story tho
>>696498407
> was 9 in '08
> now '16
> must be 15
> thinks 9 + 8 =15
Can you even math?
>>696498239
nice, would you like to bf/gf with me?
>>696498666
This story is clearly written by a neckbeard pedo faggot who fantasizes about really underage lesbians.
>>696498846
I don't live by your rules. I want 16 year old pussy and it's legal
>>696498635
how did her pussy taste?
>>696496420
>>696499184
Sour milk and coins
>>696499184
idk, the way pussy tastes. how would you describe it? it doesn't taste like fish, it doesn't taste like anything, pussy has it's own taste.
this isn't my memory of that particular even, i've eaten different pussy since
>>696498666
>>696498635
been there
>>696498113
Most states have a +3 years for when that applies
16 + 16= kosher
16 + 17= kosher
16 + 18= kosher
16 + 19= kosher
>16 + 20= jail teim
16/17 y.o's have the 3 year wiggle room clause uptil 18 when it turns into a free for all
Elsewise no one would be into a big fuss for a 40+ y.o hooking up with a 16 y.o
>>696498884
SHUTTUP FAGGHOT UR NOT MURICAN NUFF 4 THIS THRAD
>>696498407
Math is not your strong side is it?
>>696497281
Un spain it's 14
>>696499451
ahaha america
Real age of consent is 16 most places in the world.
It's not like a 16 year old is much less competent than an 18 year old to choose who to fuck.
>fast forward, we're just about 10 (only a couple months later)
>she's actually still 9, she lies about her age to everyone. she says she's a year older than what her birth certificate says. "they made a mistake when i was born"
>one day she walks past us and she goes, "i'm 10 now and you're only 9. haha. babies."
>i think, hey. i've got dirt on this bitch.
>recess, i say, "i need to tell you something." I take her to the sandpit that nobody goes to bc it's full of bugs.
>"your birth certificate says you're only nine."
>"they made a mistake." she says. cunt.
>"how can they get the year wrong? you're a liar. and i'm going to tell everyone."
>her face when she realises she can lose her big girl power
>"nobody will believe you." she bitches.
>"everyone will, they want to believe me. you're mean about it and you're a liar."
>we blackmail each other.
>now that we're slightly older, sexy times get more intense.
>we wonder whether or not our parents have got any suspicions about our behaviour, whenever she comes over we lock ourselves in my bedroom and shut the curtains.
>one day, she finally eats me out
>full on, does the thing where she tells me to close my eyes
>glorious day!
>no idea why it feels so good. probably why it was so exciting. it was all a mystery really.
>>696496420
you know the rule.
Rules exist for a reason.
You are a dude if you can't prove otherwise.
Tits of gtfo.
Without timestamped tits you are just some fat loser pedo writing shit with one hand, wanking with the other, and fantasizing about other pedos wanking to you.
>>696500118
do you think i care? you have the right to think that i'm a neckbeard, i'm not going to stop you. i'm telling this story because i can and i want to, you dont have to believe it.
>>696499964
>10
>birth certificate
Bitch tell me how you dug someone else birth certificate up when you were fucking 10.
>>696500118
fap and shut up fagget
>>696500276
it was on her wall.
>>696498635
Is there more
>>696499451
thats stupid ..in Australia, as soon as you turn 16 you can consent to sex with anyone, regardless of how old they are
>>696500421
i wrote more
>>696499964
>>696500118
Dude no one fucking cares
>>696500254
neckbeard verification. Go on fat slob. Roll your gut off your keyboard and keep typing your little fantasy. Find your dick and wank away. Your story isn't bad, but sold on a lie. You aren't her. I'm out of here. Keep wanking pedo losers
>>696500276
>she wasn't my first orgasm, bc i'd been masturbating since i was five
>but she was the best
>we kept going to each others houses and pretending to be playing with dolls or something for another year or so, when obv, we were having prepube sex.
>one time, i was lying in bed, thinking about how disgusting it was
>start to cry. idk why, i was a pussy
>it's like 11 at night. i wake up my mum, bc i want to tell her.
>"what's wrong?" she asks, because i'm crying
>i tell her i have a secret, that she's not allowed to tell dad, or briony's parents, or anybody, and she promises.
>"i play games with briony, and we kiss." i dont go into detail about what we actually do.
>mum tells me im too young to be doing that and that i should stop, but that it's unnecessary to beat myself up about it
>so this gives me motivation to keep fucking briony
>as much as i fucking hate her, i cant get enough
>>696500639
Lol no one gives a shit if it's fake or not, everything here is assumed to be fake
>>696500491
I agree with you
And you
>>696499937
Fucking tarded but I didn't write teh lawz
Ps More Tit pics OP
I care not if that was you or not, but dat bitch is fine and I require more
>>696498666
I can't belive you wasted trips on that shit
is glorious threade ded? :(
OP died, spidey takes the trhead
this is me. i cant be fucked getting a timestamp, and i cant even more because my friend is in the same room as me and she knows i post nudes and she knows what a timestamp is. you dont have to believe me i dont really care
>>696501290
>>696501174
"Her" last post was 5 minutes ago
>takes her 8 to 10 minutes per post
......
>>696501174
thread is not dead my friends, i gotta finish my story first
>>696501290
Are you gay?
>>696501357
Metadata confirms
>>696501357
I just want some more titt-ayyyyyyys
Make it happen plox
Bump im interested op
>>696501357
Damn ur cute a fuck tho
>>696501411
cry more about the lack of timestamp and how "old /b/" (whatever that is in your retarded mind) is dead, faggot
>moving on.
>people in my class find out i'm moving countries. i bring my old school shirt in and a whole lot of my friends and acquaintances sign it.
>i'm relatively popular, my best friend makes a goodbye card and nearly the whole year group signs it, the feels
>except, of course, briony.
>she doesn't say bye, she doesn't hug me
>i dont go to her house for about two months before i leave
>on the plane to a new home, looking all melancholy out the window, thinking about my dramatic prepube life.
>i thought i'd have missed her, but i didn't. i missed her tongue of course, but she was a psycho bitch.
>i went back to visit friends about three years later, we greeted each other like old friends, both of us pretended that nothing had ever happened
>fast forward to now, i'm friends with her on facebook.
>i wonder if she's a dyke, like me? i wonder if she's the reason I'm attracted to girls in the first place? I wonder if she ever thinks about the times we'd eat each other out under our sheets when we were nine?
>cuts me up, /b/ros. i've never found somebody who kisses the way she does. i need to grow up.
>>696501435
>>696501437
>>696501639
>>696501678
>>696501691
>>696501767
>>696501357
def cute af, personally I'm not into short-haired girls. Wouldn't gf but would definitely smash
>>696501357
Was I a cute kid?
>>696501915
Joffrey Baratheon?
>>696497281
16 is also the age of consent in much of 'Murica. The 18 thing is a myth.
>>696501639
i'll dump my old ones. haven't had a chance to post any new ones recently.
>>696502012
>>696501862
>Looks 16
>Acts 16
>No nudes on 4chan? But sends nudes?
This is fake
>>696501767
Where is this whole >cry more about the lack of timestamp and how "old /b/" (whatever that is in your retarded mind) is dead, faggot
Coming from, where have I said that? Re-read what I said, and to whom I posted that reply to
>tl;dr lrn2readingcomprehension
>>696501988
What. I look nothing like that little faggot
Yes, continue
>>696502053
>>696502012
>>696501862
you should figure out if she's open about it then if not ask her to come visit then make her your sex slave or threaten to tell everyone. payback
>>696500254
You clearly use words like a man. No use pretending
//
See every gay person I've met has a similar story. Born that way my ass.
>>696501862
hey girl, i do miss you
when tf did you get on /b/??
also, close your eyes...
>>696502153
use words like a man? you clearly don't get out of the house much do you? faggot.
it's probably because i spend to much time on this stupid fucking website
>>696502182
disgusting neck beard furfag cock sucker
>>696502156
>>696502053
>>696502012
My boner approves, grazi!
>>696501357
Shoe on head
OP is a man
Sage
>>696501862
lots of people have stories like that. I guess you just learn to grow up prentending you have a normal sexlife, hiding your sex knowledge.
>>696502156
wanna tap u like a fucking pokemon go battle
>>696496420
if this is true, you were born in the year 2000 and are 16
mods, please ban
>>696502178
i agree, i dont think people are born gay. that being said i dont think they choose to be gay, either. i reckon it's a nurture thing
>>696502379
kys 16 y/o ftw
>>696502367
well, if he is, he likes lesbians.
Can someone find her FB and get her banned from 4chan she is 16 years old i swear
>>696496420
>>696502508
those tits look grown up to me
>>696502411
some people pretends we are not 100% gay or straight. This kind of things just make you face the part we usually hide
>>696502411
I believe it to be both, some are born gay
Or if you're young enough
Maybe not even just young,
But in your case I think it was because you were at a young age and your first real sexual experiences were with another girl, and that in itself took root
>>696498666
>>696502508
why the fuck do you even care?
>>696502411
nice tits. Are you sure you're not bi?
>>696502720
because this is 4chan kiddo, if something can be shat on then shitting shall be shat
i gotta go to bed soon /b/ros
i'll dump a couple more then bid adieu.
thanks for somewhat listening to my story
>>696502732
i said im bi dumbass. 100% bi. plenty of men i wanna fuck.
>>696502787
it's been a while since last good story
>>696496420
what are you 15? not interested sorry
>>696502835
may sound gay but nice neckless
..
>>696502787
Whats ur snapchat
>>696502835
pussy shot?
>>696498366
search for an image on google, flip it 90°, wont be found by reverse serch ...
>>696502903
thank you :)
>>696502935 <---This
>>696502950
>>696502982
sweet i wasnt called gay, also your story was and intresting read
>>696503042
mmm nice! would fuck!
>>696502894
if i were 15, would i be posting nudes on /b/? fuck off.
1 more of your pretty face before bed?
last one /b/ros
hopefully the fact that i have the same phone case, necklace and haircut will convince you that im legit. dont like being called a neckbeard really.
have a fun night everyone
>>696503267
hope to see you soon
>>696497951
Wrong. Google Romeo and Juliet Laws.
>>696503267
I've gone through the same issues OP. Shit sux. Your super cute btw.
>>696503267
its crazy how you long love can last op, i'm still not 100% over the first time my heart broke, but you'll find a new person and move on
nice pussy
>>696503267
Good read
Good pics
>you've earned yourself a goodnight's rest
Sleep well
>>696503596
can't agree more, best thread in a while
>>696498239
>>696498366
Not legit
>>696503133
I actually know this girl you're claiming to be.
Her name starts with a B, if you're this girl, you should know what the second letter is
>>696497281
How fucking stupid are you?
>>696503687
Damn ... Share
>>696503699
you don't know me. my name starts with an A. dumbass.
>>696503687
I SAID OLD NUDES. I POSTED THEM ON 4CHAN MONTHS AGO. PEOPLE SAVE NUDES. JESUS CHRIST DUMBASS. the photo of my face has the same necklace as those photos.
>>696503687
also the bottom right isn't me. dont know how that got in there.
>>696503860
kek
Savage
>>696503860
It's not you. Quit being a faggot.
>>696503933
Because the actual poster posted it months ago. If you are who you claim to be, state the country you are from.
>>696503851
No, fake femanon OP is already sharing them.
>>696503860
Then you're not the girl in the photos.
You forgot to change the filename of the OP image before you posted that one.
>>696498666
American website created for the enjoyment of a part of Japanese culture, besides american is a piece of shit country your president is ever going to be hillary or trump hahah good luck with that
>>696503860
I believe you anon, weird shit happened to me too, cute story, cute upper body
>>696504045
I'm from new zealand, wellington. if i could tell you my name i would. i can only fit two fingers in my pussy without it hurting. ringing any bells? it's me. god.
>>696504074
i uploaded this photo asking /b/ to remove the background. that photo is the downloaded one with the removed background. hence, the filename.
why are you guys so suspicious? what do i gain from lying?
>>696501437
It says the EXIF's been wiped. How are you finding valid info from that?
>>696503860
>>696503687
tits don't look the same btw
>>696504148
>new zealand, wellington
Alright. I believe you now. Next time you want to whore yourself out on /b/ make a new timestamp. Continue.
>>696504296
Nah, it's actually her. >>696504148 confirms it.
>>696504264
I'm not suspicious, I know.
Either you're lying, or the girl I know has an exact twin.
Possible, but unlikely
so yeah,
person to person
send her a fucking message?
how i wish i was a 9 yo girl with my current mind
>>696504507
must be an exact twin, because my name starts with A. i'm itching to tell you but I dont want people posting my nudes on my facebook.
>>696504148
>>696504264
I believe you. I truly do
Can you just post a time-stamped pic with today's date on to shut these cuckfags up?
>>696504360
>>696504148
explain le "go to bed" thing
>>696504545
Send a message
>heyanonrememberbeing9crazytimeshuh.png
>>696504264
>why are you guys so suspicious? what do i gain from lying?
Everybody lies.
Your cunny snacker lied in your story.
You lied in your story.
You're gonna tell the complete truth now after lying in a potential fictional story?
Honey.
Kill your self.
>>696504264
Nice butt.
Do you post in /soc/?
>>696504264
Go to bathroom, pop a tit with middle finger up, post. If you can't produce this then you're not her.
>>696504611
FOMO m8
once you start you cant stop
>>696504578
The one I know starts with with a B, but if you're not bullshitting, you're my sisters double, which is bizarre
>>696504608
>calls everyone else a cuck as he white knights
you fucking joke
>>696504627
or just keep posting nudes on /b works for me 2 fam
>>696496420
Tits or gtfo
>>696504673
Autistic mind catching useless details
>>696504611
It's nearly 2am
>>696504687
true, assuming this is who she claims to be she's pretty attractive, story gives her emotional value, must say I'm hooked
>wouldberry/10
>>696496420
>8 years old
>Kissed a girl released in 2008
>underage and b&
At least this would be the case if OP wasn't lying about the whole thing, but whatever.
>>696504651
fine. please let this shut you all up so i can go to sleep
>>696504797
it wasn't an order, just a thought. go to bed anon.
post tits OP :^)
pls shave b4 u go 2 sleep thx
>>696504971
also ill have you know im in a bunk bed and that was a pain in my ass.
>>696504971
>posting underage tits (=> cp) on 4chan
enjoy your ban newfagette :^)
>>696504971
claiming waifu
>>696504971
rock hard. sleep deserved.
>>696505027
go fuck yourself. shaving is itchy and results in ingrown hairs. why would i bother? why dont you shave?
>>696504971
I'm still not sure.
Plz post pic with hairbrush in pussy for further verification
>>696504680
>which is bizarre.
Everybody has lookalikes. The more you know...
>>696497281
But it isn't the age usage for this fucking website you newfag dweebo norm i.e. autistic cucked Jew faggot.
>>696504883
Thread would be deleted by now if she were 16. She posted in an NZ thread about a month ago. She seemed to filled requests as requested. Her first name initial and location match the information provided in the initial thread.
Either this is a kiwianon from that thread who has as good of a memory as me, or she is legit. Seeing as she posted this >>696504971 as I am writing this, I believe her.
>>696505096
the hair is fine anon, strangely arousing
>>696505071
She's 18
>>696505096
kek i do
nothng more annoying than a forest of pubes
but have it your way
>>696505199
What's more annoying than having a forest of pubes is ingrown hairs in your groin, micro lacerations and shaving rash.
>>696505096
use quality razors and lotion. but yes, keep it as it is
>>696505137
>tfw you realize you enjoy more checking veracity than free tits
>>696505096
>why would i bother?
To not attract butchy women or cuck NZ men?
And they are cucks. It was about as hard to get between the legs of NZ women as it was in Germany. Strangely, women are tired of men being liberalized femboys.
>why dont you shave?
I do. My junk. Because most women have basic hygenial standards to keep theirs trimmed as well.
>>696505307
dont know how you shave. never had that problem.
>>696504971
Yeah I am satisfied. You can go to bed now. But first, were you in the NZ thread earlier? If not why not? You're pretty popular there. Someone was posting you yesterday.
>>696505330
Because I already had all the free tits she posted, plus more.
Do not bully this qt.
I hope this kills your boner.
>>696505433
I'm skiing at ruapehu. don't have the time to post nudes and timestamp bc I'm staying with my friend.
>>696505539
Little do you know dissecting insects only intensifies my erections.
>>696505433
I'm skiing at ruapehu. don't have the time to post nudes and timestamp bc I'm staying with my friend and her family
>>696504971
>>696504971
You're a hottie and I wish I could share my gf with you
Go after brione and ask her out, even if just for a nostalgic fuck
I wish I had sex when I was your age too
>>696505623
everybody knows that you freak
>>696501357
jessie slaughter, what
>>696505662
oops... slow internet
>>696505433
I'm skiing at ruapehu. don't have the time to post nudes and timestamp bc I'm staying with my friend and her family and Josh
>>696505623
ARACHNIDS ARE NOT INSECTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696505606
Not asking you to post timestamps and nudes, I was asking if you were there. You love the attention, as per this thread and when you posted last time, just wondering if you were there and if you will be in subsequent threads, such as tomorrow?
>>696504103
>> American is a country
Pretty sure you're fucking retarded
>>696505754
usually, yeah. although nz related conversations are pretty boring tbh
>>696505753
fuck off
>>696502411
so mice that had hormone lvls artificially changed during prenatal life were not born gay, but nurtured gay by other mice? R u retarded? How bout u actually study science instead of coming up with your stories?
>>696505678
i did have sex around 10 yo but sadly only with other boys (im male)
now boys disgust me but i love young girls
>>696505717
And Josh....Joshi?
>>696505816
No lie there. Been pretty shit recently.
>>696496732
Tits or gtfo
>>696505869
>mice=human
>mice replicate human behaviour, interaction and societies
shut up dickbrain.
>>696496420
Titts or GTFO! You know the rules. Pic unrelated.
>>696505176
It said I kissed a girl came out and she was 8 at the time that was 8 years ago 8+8 doesn't = 18 faggot learn math
tits
>>696506013
I know who she is. She is 18. Fuck off.
>>696505991
human=social mammal
this point makes no sense
stay mad. Ppl r born gay due to genes and changes in chemical balance during pregnancy
>>696504971
timestamp you cumdumpster
>>696505912
Aussie threads are always much better
>>696506129
>>I know who she is
OK faggot sure you do
>>696506129
This whiteknighting though
>>696503687
Can you post these?
>>696505756
Guess what America can do nuke everyone in the world
shut your cunt faces or we will wipe you out Nigger
>>696498757
>>696506246
You type like a goat fucker
>>696506221
she did
>>696506013
She's 18 now, fagatron.
Go tell your shitty song title and arithmetic stories to the other autists in your tard summer class.
>>696506163
It's titts! Titts as in plural! Titts and timestamp or GTFO!
>>696506254
Question for Kiwis: If a Christian is someone who believes in Jesus and a Muslim is someone who believes in Muhammed, what's a Hindu?
>>696506307
truth
got any feet pics? interesting story btw
ghgh
>>696506348
arithmetic... it was simple addition being that fucking retarded has to be bait
>>696506378
>>696506314
She didn't post the ones I highlighted.
>>696506444
trips is truth to my truth
>>696499668
Spain used to be a muslim country , allot of times.
>>696506008
>didn't bother scrolling down
wew
>>696506436
>what's a Hindu?
A streetshitter.
>>696506527
>>696506436
>Kiwiland
>birthplace of Hinduism
>>696506436
lays eggs
britbong here though
>>696497281
kek 14 years old is age of consent in germany
>>696506584
>>696501357
Sharpie in the pooper as proof
>>696506627
>>696496688
It's from fucking 1995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4r41vPTF8k
>>696506221
The last one is some other kiwi chick showing her how to properly post nudes in an NZ thread.
>>696506216
You have no fucking idea what whiteknighting is. Go study or something.
>>696506518
Don't they teach you how to integrate commas into proper sentences in your tard summer class?
>>696506691
>>696497281
If you're not 18, you get a ban for being underage. That's what everyone is talking about. Get rekt.
>>696506221
>>696506772
>>696496420
>that song is 8 years old
Fuck...
Also, underage and b&.
>>696506221
And the other femanon for good measure
>>696496420
>Childhood
You are 16 your childhood isn't over.
PS you're a faggot kill yourself
>>696506436
Lees iggs, bruh
>>696500417
What type of parents leave that on the wall? Same that rise a little slut I guess.
>>696506869
>>696506772
thnx, bro
>>696506772
>You have no fucking idea what whiteknighting is.
Pretty sure it's you thinking that your sticking up for her will get her to spread your legs for you.
Good luck with that.
>Go study or something.
I'm sitting in a liftstation waiting for a replacement Multismart unit to arrive so I can install it. Stop projecting.
>>696501357
>use snapchat, save photo
Filename is time stamped or even right in a caption
>ITT: People on /b/ upset that they get to look at perky 16 yr old tits and read sex greentexts
Good night sweet prince.
>>696507066
>sex greentexts
They didn't even fuck you fucking autist.
Full baked-potato mode.
>>696498666
Trips of truth
>>696507139
>Bill Clinton teaches sex terminology
>>696497397
/b/ is not a forum, it's an image board fucking newfag.
>>696507025
>sticking up for her whilst simultaneously posting her nudes
You're a fucking idiot. I know she's 18 because I remember her. I don't have to blindly agree with you just because you have a dick and she's a woman. If you're wrong, I will tell you that you are wrong.
>>696498666
The dark lord hath spoken
>>696501862
So you don't like men at all.
>>696497951
Depends on the state, actually.
>>696496420
Mods mods mods
Shits obv underage probably shooped out stuffed animals and jb posters
look guys an underage girl that can't deal with emotions holy shit thats so rare !!!
>>696505071
Can you even cp yourself? Like what will they charge her with? Self-exploitation?
>>696507310
>You're a fucking idiot. I know she's 18 because I remember her.
Oh god he wants recognition.
>I don't have to blindly agree with you just because you have a dick and she's a woman.
You do have to agree with me, though. I'm right and you're a whiteknighting cuck trying to hide behind the notion that posting old nudes of a slut that posts her cunt all over herself somehow doesn't make you a whiteknight.
>If you're wrong, I will tell you that you are wrong.
And yet when I do the same, I'm a "fucking idiot".
You seem upset. Take 5 breaths.
>>696502012
>>696502053
>>696502156
>>696502411
>>696502908
I'm guessing you're an exhibitionist? Any good stories with men?
>>696507397 see >>696504264
Jesus christ the fucking idiots in this thread.
>>696507475
You're wrong.
>>696506763
>>hear katy perry's 'i kissed a girl'
You're retarded
>>696507575
>You're wrong.
Good argument.
This is why I labeled you a liberal. You debate like one.
Keep whiteknighting. I'm sure she'll jump on your dick eventually.
I wanna make love to you.
>>696506789
>>I know this girl
Lonely fucking neckbeard
>>696507787
You're wrong because I know who she is. There's literally no argument you can make that will make you correct in this. She is 18.
>>696498666
You all have to praise the Satan trips. That's just how it goes. I wish it worked differently but that's just how things work
>>696507893
There you go again with the "I know who this is" lie we don't believe you faggot you have no clue who this person is stop trying to be special you're already retarded enough.
>>696507893
So you're saying she was lying about how old she was in the story in order to... what, get the pedos that're into 8 yr olds but not 10 yr olds to read the story?
>>696499235
Kek
>>696507893
>You're wrong because I know who she is.
Guy. Seriously. Stop. It's not even fun to shit on your anymore. I'm actually starting to feel bad for you, real talk.
>There's literally no argument you can make that will make you correct in this.
Starting to suspect troll. Even if troll, my feeling bad for you remains.
Could also still just be a liberal, since they discard anything inconvenient to their beliefs.
>She is 18.
Ok.
>>696508039
It was probably him typing out his fantasy for some random slut who posted shit
>>696508039
No, she fucked up. See >>696499964
>fast forward, we're just about 10 (only a couple months later)
It's easy to forget details about shit that happened 8 years ago.
>>696499937
Two years does have a significant difference in brain development. Just a quick fun fact.
>>696508193
But she remembers enough detail to remember everything else? Sure whatever you say fuck tard.
Snapchat or kik maybe my love?
>>696508266
Yes, or you know, the whole thing is made up for attention maybe?
>>696506763
they clearly stated it was the katy perry version which is 2008 you autistic fucknut
Look at the fucking shit you wrought OP. Next time you make up bullshit greentext, do your math correctly, and post a fucking timestamp
>>696508429
More than certain it was made up by the faggot who thinks he knows her.
