Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696485665
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Megumin claimed
![Kirino [296].png](https://i.imgur.com/A8jv1zA.png "Kirino [296].png")
still here
Hello
Trying to sleep.
>>696494917
It seems very quiet right now, oh my
>>696495130
Oh hey, how's it going?
>>696494698
>>696494537
You both should be sleeping too. If you are the sick cunt Megumin.
>>696495549
You too. Sleep.
>Rory-sama
>>696495490
Hey
>>696495549
Sorry, cutie
>>696495490
It is very quiet. It goes, trying to find stuff to entertain me. Ya sleep well?
>>696495130
>>696490534
>goth girl rap god
I dislike the original one, this was quite painful to listen to.
>>696495690
It's only 10 PM, bro
>How old do you think I am, twelve?
>>696495758
>
This shit is poppin' off in here. How do you party people do it?
>>696495758
Oh hey, how's it going?
>>696495759
Oh I see. I slept okay, I was really tired yesterday for some reason so I'm at least with it now.
Mosquito girl is best girl
>>696496154
Hey I'm OG Mio
Utterly bleak despair is the best waifu.
Haven't you heard, Sakamoto is best Husbando also claimed
>>696496430
What are you gay or something?
>>696496558
Sakamoto is cool, cooler and coolest. How can you not love him
>>696496972
I don't watch animu.
>>696496154
Eh, I'm always pretty tired right now and I've only been up for 8 hours. Don't know how long I'm going to be up for.
>>696495791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvg3nTAB974
>>696497138
I can't even proper english.
>>696497138
Oh my I see. Let the sleep take you away
>>696497371
But I should stay up for like 36 hours.
>sleep does sound okay though
Claimed
Will draw your waifu for (You)s
>>696497851
Draw Shiro
>>696497443
That is a long time though, sleep is so good
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>696498310
Eh, I really only sleep if I'm bored. I guess sleep is pretty okay.
>>696498510
Fuck (You)
>>696498580
Really? I used to hate sleep, but now I need a lot more of it. But I do prefer to stay awake.
>>696498895
I'm never doing anything of importance, yet I'd rather stay awake. My mom also likes it when I'm awake, so I mainly stay awake for her.
Wheres my (You)?
>>696499193
Oh my I see, well then.
>>696499513
https://youtu.be/7y5KdgImmoo
![Kirino [222].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [222].jpg")
>>696495644
Why
@696499513
>spams
>asks for (You)s
Doing it wrong.
>>696499777
Checked, time to filter EMMYS.
fucking trash in here
![Kirino [134].png](https://i.imgur.com/YSqc8Fl.png "Kirino [134].png")
>1 hour ago
>51 replies.
Damn, this is slow.
>>696500074
And so is my internet
>>696500058
Rood
>>696500074
Agreed.
>>696499929
i come back for a brief moment and someone else claims her.
>>696500074
S/NA users are probably sleeping. EU is dealing with Mudslimes. Fuck STRAYA cunt. Do we have Russkies in /waifu/?
>>696500401
>Russkies
Do Romanians qualify? That's the closest we have, I think.
![Kirino [279].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iSFWRkz.jpg "Kirino [279].jpg")
>>696500401
I'm not usually on at this hour, I have a day off tomorrow, so I'll just be here later than usual.
Russkies? Probably.
Almost 11pm in Straya. Yourself?
>>696500401
Someone called?
>>696500848
8am here. On a Tuesday. In July.
>>696500848
Wanna have a gay time?
Hi!
>>696501077
>>696501890
Hello
Wow it is super dead this morning.
Weird.
>>696502724
Tuesday is a long day.
bup
>>696503614
Bup?
>>696503811
Yes. bup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFM46bDPY5o
Do Crabs think Fish are Flying?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-cNP2Q9PKeA
Give me a damn (You)
>>696505220
I don't think they have enough intelligence to tell the difference and swimming can be poorly described the same way as flying.
Floating somewhere they can't reach.
>>696505220
Isn't it amazing that you can travel 50 kilometres in an hour at 50kph.
>>696505631
https://youtu.be/7y5KdgImmoo
>>696503109
Too long Tuesday.
I dunno. Thursday seems long for me, always waiting for Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
But at the same time my Mondays seem to pass instantaneously.
>>696505636
If you lie on the ground you have a 12,742 km diameter rock on your back that flies through space at 1600 kph.
It's fun to think about this while listening to space ambient.
>>696505980
Eh, that's just the rotational speed, apparently it moves at 107826 kph around the Sun.
>>696505980
>not doing screaming pushups attempting to stop said rock from destroying the universe
Do you even chuuni, bro?
>>696506283
I'm gonna need another episode for this one.
>>696505846
Heh. Nice pic.
>>696505980
Dude the fastest thing we launched into space was going relatively fast to the earth, but the solar system is orbiting the galactic centre at 828,000kph.
We are literally travelling over half a million mph right now.
>>696506283
See>>696506541
Also forgotted a pic.
>>696505220
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammeda wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanesto lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
>>696505220
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pitsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammeda wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanesto lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
Where do you all fine so many pics of your waifus, I can't seem to find enough different ones :c
Also, for reference, that's 230000m/s, which is less than 0.1% light speed.
I love (You)
>>696506907
Booru is pretty good, along with pixiv.
do you faggots even own a life?
>>696506907
>>>/c/
Zerochan
Sankaku Complex
Danbooru
Gelbooru
Jewgle
>>696507022
Wew
>>696506907
Tumblr
>>696506907
Look behind every corner, yes, this means tumblr, reddit and deviant art are worth browsing for pics of your waifu.
But it depends heavily on how popular your waifu is.
>>696506959
Physics are quite mind blowing, I wonder how many times they calculate the same things over and over before launching something into space.
>>696507281
We throw science at a wall, see what sticks, then launch billions of dollars at the sky and say bye. When it's done we either crash it on purpose, or send it flying into the abyss that is space. What is life.
>>696507080
>>696507083
>>696507094
>>696507281
Thank you friends
>>696506541
Shamelessly used after being posted by another anon here. I have it on my rig but I'd rather just save it again.
>>696507281
hi homura how r u?
>>696507574
Also read the manga and watch the anime.
A bunch of panels and scenes are bound to have cute images of you're Waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHlegwljVXE
>>696507841
I'd like to play the VN but I don't have the money to buy it :( and now KAT has gone and sunk itself
>>696508163
Sucks to suck.
>>696507841
except for tomo she's fugly in everything.
>>696508696
She a top tier cutie and you know it.
Stop being tsundere.
>>696508889
shes funny. i'll give u that.
Claimed
>>696508996
And kawaii
>>696509169
This tbh
>>696509169
Her girlfriend is cuter
There's a 404 coming if we don't get it together Chaps.
>>696509617
>>696509617
>cap thread through sheer force
>start new one
>dies anyway
Like the old days.
>>696509818
I always liked how she wears deats dy bre.
Claimed.
>>696509818
>>696509711
"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no 3D wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of /waifu/. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
>>696510377
"They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them."
Claimed
>>696510820
Pikari
Yep, good time to leave /waifu/ for today.
Cya.
>>696511617
>leaving during chen dump
>good time
I disagree, but see ya later.
>>696511888
Checked
Mine
Claiming.
>>696512271
Hello hottie
>>696511993
You play killing floor right? What's your highest level perk?
![06084e730044f93b567d4230da5dabc1107a867c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a9hs8Ep.jpg "06084e730044f93b567d4230da5dabc1107a867c[1].jpg")
My waifu claims me.
>>696512599
Aussie megumeme?
>>696511386
>>696512619
>>696512599
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>696512790
Hello Tomoko
Dio sama...
>>696512754
Whoop!
![Kirino [307].png](https://i.imgur.com/7eNkbTK.png "Kirino [307].png")
>>696512991
>>696511888
>>696513660
Rekt
>>696513660
No, u.
>>696512721
I think u have me confused with someone else
>>696513891
>>696513576
#tomosquad
>>696513983
>>696513891
Welcome to /Tomoko/
>>696514207
Look how popular I am
>>696513891
>>696513983
>>696514207
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