Post your tattoos /b/
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Post your tattoos /b/
>>696493350
ha, gay
>>696493350
That's some nice work there OP, does it go all around?
>>696493350
That looks badass OP, here's my thing.
>>696493501
How fucking lame is that? Every gipsy has it.
>>696493567
Yeah, the chain wraps around on the inside of my arm
>>696493350
Fucking nerd/10
>>696493501
Spic/10
>>696493721
"CUNTREE GURL"/10
>>696493866
Must have hurt like a sonofabitch there, totally worth it though
Here's mine
>>696493501
If I may, Leviticus 19:28 states: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
kill yourself
>>696493950
what a fuckin mess
iv seen autistic kids draw better than that
>>696494114
this is the one
>>696494114
/thread
Oh god the cringe glad thats not really you
>>696493721
You need to shave your legs girl, that's nasty. Oh, your a man? Da fuq is that tatoo? You get it from a crackerjack box?
>>696493350
srsly? i just installed oblivion lol
Here
>>696493350
Video game tattoos are like parmanent fedoras
>>696497313
No really in this case he could just put on a t shirt
Thats one session from finished
Thats finished couldnt find it before
>>696493350
Got the right one on my back
Still want more tattoos.
ALLIENARRIVED
Back of forearm
It was supposed to be a spider-man.
Top of forearm
>>696499911
>>696500227
Ditch of my elbow
>>696500322
Inner bi
>>696500425
Better pic
>>696495379
My girlfriend designed it, I like it and she got one without the antlers. Who cares about you.
>>696498991
have fun touching that up every couple years
>>696500523
>>696500425
>>696500322
>>696500227
>>696499911
My finger
>>696493950
What am I looking at
>>696494114
haaaaaaa
>>696500669
sick bro i bet youre at least 1/64 native
>>696493950
walrus?
>>696494318
You do know most autistic children are known for their admirable artwork.
>Rephrase it
>>696498991
but why Durin's Bane?
>>696500818
Nah just something cool to match with the wife
>>696500976oh you're those kind of people. Fucking yack
>>696500976
I like it anon
>>696500976
I hope she cheats on you with a nigger
>>696500976
lol so your bitch needed a permanent marking on you so everyone knows whos property you are... massive cuck/10
>>696501259
If she does. I'll still have a bad ass tattoo on my hand ha
>>696501424
Fuckin sweet Bruv
one of mine. girlfriend got the matching Queen.
>>696501368
Nah. Just wanted some tattoos
Another one of mine. Took about 2 hours.
>>696501571
Nice
my favourite one that i have
>>696501626
i want something like this, i drew this and thought about it.
>>696493950
why do you have some second class impressionist piece of painting on your arm?
>>696493350
This is about the GAYEST quarter/half sleeve ever OP. UNLESS thats what you were goinG FOR
>>696494114
lol top fucking kek
I got the one on the left. GF thought it was super cool, and wanted one for herself. pic related
>>696501753
go for it, especially if its your own design
>>696493950
Is that permanent?
>>696501913
You got a tatto with your GIRLFRIEND. Now its doomed to fail you faggot
>>696501944
or this. Lol i get alot of free time at work sometimes.
>>696502006
tbh if we break up it won't trouble me too much. The initial design was my idea, she wanted one for herself and followed suit. I'm not superstitious either
Got my first tat two weeks ago
Branden's cock. Love him something fierce.
>>696502081
cool stuff, I reckon it would be better as a filler in a sleeve/half sleeve rather than a standalone piece within a rectangle or something, imo. Like a design centered around a few main bigger tattoos
>>696502177
ink fever? 4 tattoos in 2 weeks
>>696502305
No I got them all done at once
Looking to get this done soon.
>>696499243
what does it translate to?
>>696502177
ahahhahah really sharingan top quality austismo
Located back of arm
>>696502471
dont copy someone elses tattoo the point of them is to be individual
>>696502471
cool, look up sadamishtattoer on instagram for bondage/naughty girl inspired tattoos, thank me later
got this done a week or so ago
>>696502527
CRAPPY ass line work. Dull ass color. Shit ass artist. Dude seriously look how brittle those lines arem probably paid 500 for thag shit too
>>696502635
>>696502686
>>696502686
is it a nautilus
>>696502595
No, if you want bondage tattoos, look up ianparkintattoo on IG.
>>696502595
Hell yeah that dude is insane with it. I wanna get some shit from him
>>696502649
I wanted it to be fine lined, I didnt want any color other than the intentional faded color in eyes. Given location, and how close the picture was taken it looks really good from normal distance, and paid way less than 500.
>>696494114
lost
>>696502749
or an ammonite, any kinda fibbonacci spiral shell really
>>696494114
Thanks for the keks
>>696501661
neat
>>696502777
Ian Parkin has good use of colour but think his designs are a bit repetitive. He works very quickly too
>>696502777
He also does a lot of girl on girl. He's my inspiration for pin ups, he knows his anatomy for sure.
>>696502777
Thank you. Now I gotta fly over seas and get a tattoo..
>>696493350
>>696502749
i honestly like the faded look of it
This shit is fresh, i madre it three days ago
>>696503137
lol excon ink
>>696503121
See
>>696503117
I love his work, but I can agree with >>696503115 it seems like he recycles some of his drawings but he's good at what he knows how to do
>>696503245
this isn't a cringe thread
>>696494114
we have a winner
>>696503400
thats dope
>>696499911
>>696499944
>>696500227
>>696500523
i like this style
>>696503400
Memetastic m8
>>696503400
illuminati confirmed
>>696499944
I think he missed the mark a little
I've posted on /b/ a few times, tattoo artist reporting in. Been tattooing for a little over 7 years. This is my favorite piece I've done, did it on my friend from high school actually. Hopefully there's people on /b/ old enough to get the reference so I don't need to explain it like usual.
>>696503400
Ty guys
>>696503470
Thanks man. The foot ain't me but everything else you replied to is ha
>>696503400
Lit
>>696503658
I know this. From the first starwars where the falcon lands inside the metor and this creature lives inside.
Nice work. Really great.
>>696503658
Is alien considered old now? I thought literally everybody would at least recognize it. Everybody over 10 has watched the movies from what i remember. Nice tattoo though.
>>696503658
Detail and shading is awesome. Even the humanoid skull eyesocket indents. You know yourself some alien and are talented
>>696503658
What reference? it's just an Alien from Giger's films
Inner forearm
>>696503137
Pretentious as fuck. Kill yourself next chance you get, Amigo
>>696503869
No dude. That one had a long neck. With the saxaphone. You mixed up ur aliens.
Older picture, still have residue from the bandages on my skin.
Forearm. It says grandpa in Dutch
>>696504038
Really? I'll have to check
Awesome tat anyway
>>696503970
So is that tattoo
>>696503788
This guy
>>696503846
>>696503869
I have made threads here when I was bored in the shop between appointments and I would say there's always at least two people who have no idea what/who Alien is.
>>696503861
Thanks man, I usually get to do big, bold pieces and I love it that way. Although lately I've been trying to get my pin up game on point.
>>696503690
This was during
>>696504163
nah
>>696503400
Same guy same artist
plan on getting mozarts requiem with latin lyrics across front right half chest from collar bone down to hip
will get more writing for a sleeve or half sleeve on the right arm and shoulder too
>>696504163
show me yours then, cunt.
>>696501913
Haha you shave your legs faggot
>>696504163
fucking rekt.
Cover up on my calf
>>696495786
that looks great right now, but white highlights fade quick
>>696504300
>script sleeve
Nice, your artist will hate you and probably overcharge you just because of how shitty this will look down the road. Personally I would turn you away, I wouldn't want someone looking at that and knowing I did it. Believe it or not, unless it's a top rocker or some words thrown on a banner, 98% off tattoo artists HATE doing it and will overcharge you just because it's a shit idea in an attempt to get you to go to another shop.
>>696504625
Are you wearing fucking uggs
This thread is a good example of how people behave after growing up in a dysfunctional family.
>>696504782
Yeah cunt its cold alright
>>696504743
implying im going to be a guy that just prints off writing in italic bold and slaps it on his chest
>>696504625
Nice uggs redneck
>>696505182
Cheers bloke, $12 from Kmart a while ago. I gotta get some new ones tho
This is my first tattoo I got a couple months back, really want more now
>>696493350
Not finished yet but whatever
>>696505408
Those are girl boots, that was the point
two others self made.
These are all fine examples of your collective individualism.
Cunts.
>>696505589
LE FURRY DETECTED XD
>>696505651
Noise
>>696505715
Lmo you obviously don't know anything about Australian culture you Isis cunt
I'll bite. Kind of an Aquaman fan.
>>696503400
Ew you wear your watch on your right wrist
ITT: INK FEDORAS
>>696499547
That alien nipple is so realistic
>>696505883
Le kill your self
>>696506198
Ya I do.
>>696499911
>that look
>"wat"
>>696493501
3 guys at work have this.. bad choice
>>696499911
>beating off and your nurse just looking at you like:
>>696505715
>this cunt
I have a $9 pair of pink ugg boots from kmart. You don't wear them for the fashion you bitch cunt.
>>696503400
What kind of prog bands do you like?
>>696507049
Sup bro
Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the tattoo trend working at gas stations and emptying garbage cans in office buildings. Idiots.
By then, age and gravity will have caught up with them and the chick with the chest piece will be looking run down and used up while she rings up your order at Arby's. Such a free spirit in her 20's, now she has a raspy voice from smoking/drinking for decades and her bleach blonde hair is frayed and the root color is coming through at the scalp. Her skin is saggy and leathery and her ear lobes are like deflated tires because she stretchied them and Arby's corporate won't let her wear plugs. At 43, she'll claim discrimination and complain to her teenage co-workers on her way out the back exit to take an unscheduled smoke break.
Meanwhile, at 45, her ex-boyfriend with sleeve tattoos and facial piercings will have a gigantic beer gut, a year's worth of beard growth, and wears Chuck Taylors and still has a wallet chain. His tattoos that used to express his personality so well have faded and expanded as he gained weight, plus years of sun from outside labor have turned his skin into a darkened, wrinkly mess. He looks every bit of 60 at 45. The kids at work see his tattoos and stretched ear lobes and think "man, that guy must have been pretty cool about 20 years ago." Every night after work, he stops at the gas station and buys a 12-pack of Natty Ice and drinks himself into oblivion in his shitty studio apartment he's lived in for the past 9 years. In his daily drunken stupor, he wonders where it all went wrong. He wakes up with the usual hangover and prays that his 1974 Bronco will start up so he can get to work at the warehouse on time.
>>696507136
Not sure
I like all kinds of music
Led zepellin Beatles the doors tame impala slipknot machine head system of a down , sublime 311 tame impala , fleet foxes , I don't know whatever I'm in the mood for I listen to oldies and electronic and country too
>>696507608
Oh my favorite anti tattoo pasta post
This guy is really trying to drop that bait lol
I still rather be an old dude with tattooed wrinkles than a old dude with wrinkles who was too pussy. To deal with needles
>>696506524
LE ALREADY TRIED
HHaaa
>>696508102
Is that die antwoord?
>>696507829
How about not a follower of trends. Face it tattoos are trendy as fuck
>>696494114
no fucking way
>>696493350
I am thinking of getting a realistic tattoo of a specific bug on my left shoulderblade . it should be as realistic as possible without beeing too big. is this even possible? I am talking about 10 - 15 cm²
Gon be a half sleeve.
>>696508578
I never got any ink because I saw others do it , I just saw It as a way to appreciate others art forever. If you hate it so much don't get it but tattoos aren't a trend they've been around for 1000s of years . but pokemon go yea that's a trend .
I feel like your hatred comes from lack of understanding so I forgive you
1/6
Left arm
>>696509732
Right arm
>>696498991
this is cool af bro
>>696500669
I hate you already
>>696508158
Yeah and also an everyday reminder that I'm ugly yet lovely
>>696510826
Thats sad
this is right after it was done. all healed now but don't feel like taking a picture.
froggo
OH SWEET, I LOVE THIS NEW CRINGE THREAD!
this one was just a Friday the 13th jammer. redness in the yellow is blood, painful fucking area.
>>696494114
>>696509587
Sure tattoos have been around for 1000's of years. In there current form they are for people who want attention. Look at me, look at my cool tattoo. I'm so cool. I'm marking my body with the stupidity shit in can think of....
Y'all are fucking retarded.
One of mine
>>696512748
What is the fucking meaning of that?
Gosh, anyone getting tattooed without being an attention seeking retard?
>>696494074
Leviticus also bans "letting your hair become unkempt" and "mixing fabrics in clothing." Fuck you and your Jew bullshit.
>>696512640
>I'm marking my body with the stupidity shit in can think of
Basically this.
>>696499911
The most shit sense of work anyone could have, Ed hardy style garbage.. I'd rather be the loser with the squirrel on my thigh or op's faggot ass. Living in Los Angeles I see these wanna be hello angels/aging hipsters daily and it's sad for no one thinks that's cool or original AT ALL. I can't believe this sort of shit is still popular...fuck boy shit at its finest. Tattoo starter pack shit for sure
>>696500322
>>696500425
>>696500523
>>696500227
>>696513106
Really, the meaning won't mean anything to you, so why bother telling you? You'll just try to troll anyways.
>>696499911
>>696500227
>>696500322
>>696500425
>>696500523
Obesity/fedora detected
>>696513340
Hi, I'm here for the job interview
anyone with a tattoo is human trash
>>696500667
Ya fuck him what an idiot having to go BACK in to get it touched up! Pffft fucking retard, you showed him underage anon.
>>696501423
>>696513517
Not true anon. I am unique. I don't follow what other people do. I am my own person. Nobody looks or dresses like me
>>696513699
1 of 4.
>>696513699
>>696513787
I hate this mustache faggots
>>696513861
2 of 4.
>>696503470
It's sailor jerry style, it's what pretty much all tattoos looked like back when the only people that got them were sailors and bikers.
>>696513922
3 of 4.
>>696513965
4 of 4.
>>696513881
But the tattoos are sooooo cool
>>696513960
Or criminals in jail
>>696493350
That's not yours. Time stamp or die faggot.
>>696503658
It's obviously a goblin shark, what kind of newfag wouldn't recognize that?
>>696513380
> Y-you would't understand! I-it's super secret!
Kek. Pathetic.
>>696514146
Nice try.
>>696513699
I see so many of these faggot "striving to be barbers". Lol at you fags when you come to regret your $2 tattoos and body mods.
You faggits will be paying thousands of dollars later to get those stupid things taken off later
>>696494860
Nice one gai boi
>>696514344
>>696495662
My fave so far
>>696508578
It's not so bad being trendy. Everyone who looks like me is my friend.
>>696502545
Probably my favorite here
>>696503327
it is now
>>696501599
Because youre a little bitch with a faggot ass tattoo
>>696502177
Clearly this is an autistic fuck, get your arm amputated before you embarass yourself you waste of sperm
>>696504553
you have to get your legs shaved for the tattoo you thick fuck
>>696515092
are u stupid?
>>696514715
Bottom bitch/10
>>696515282
I think hes retarded
>>696503400
Are you a Freemason?
>>696504052
A FUCKING LEAF
about half way in
Holy shit I came into this thread looking to critique tattoos
The only tattoos here with decent line work are traditional, and even the traditional here have little to no creativity. At least >>696503400 tried to go for something unique, too bad his artist was running his shade tip across fucking gravel before he started the work. I was almost willing to give >>696504237 a positive remark until I saw the teeth. What the fuck? Did your artist just decide to crap out on the last 20 minutes of the tattoo? Structurally, >>696504293 is the only "well" done tattoo in the thread. Too bad you paid homage to yourself or your dead friend in the form of blatant furfaggotry. Have fun explaining that one to, well, everyone because you plastered faggot the fox on your forearm, but hey, at least you're not >>696511830 this fucking guy who let Michael J Fox take a tattoo gun to his body
>>696502635
I don't know if you were trying to make it look like someone took an ms paint spray can tool to your arm, but that's fucked
>>696512640 You need to kill yourself.
>>696513340
>Ed hardy style
It's called traditional you uncultured fuckwit, although it is garbage
>>696513922
Those dots are going to look like track marks in about five years. Have fun with that blackout coverup
>>696515540
Jesus fuck dude. If you wanted to pretend to be some sort of pseudo-intellectual unholier-than-thou religion basher, do it on the internet like a normal person and not on your fucking skin. Nobody, not even you, is going to give a shit about your darwinistic viewpoint or mindset. It's too hard to just explain your religious or social affiliation instead of blasting it on the back of your shoulder? Poorly I might add. Your artist doesn't understand spacing for shit.
I would continue or point out everything wrong with this thread, but I've suffered enough looking at this shit already
Jesus fuck you people are stupid.
>>696509732
>>696509880
Of everything, your work is alright. Find a better shader
>>696508447
i liek this ione
Wow, ITT such original and special snowflakes.
I don't have tattoos because I'm not a faggot who needs drawings on my body to distract me from my flaws.
tattoos are gay
>>696508447
>that right (from our perspective left) foot
If your artist had just clipped the big toe where that line faces inward instead of bumping it out like his foot is trying to give you a thumbs up, this actually might have been a decent looking tattoo
>>696514715
what a pizza ass
My vape wolf
>>696516660
Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the tattoo trend working at gas stations and emptying garbage cans in office buildings. Idiots.
By then, age and gravity will have caught up with them and the chick with the chest piece will be looking run down and used up while she rings up your order at Arby's. Such a free spirit in her 20's, now she has a raspy voice from smoking/drinking for decades and her bleach blonde hair is frayed and the root color is coming through at the scalp. Her skin is saggy and leathery and her ear lobes are like deflated tires because she stretchied them and Arby's corporate won't let her wear plugs. At 43, she'll claim discrimination and complain to her teenage co-workers on her way out the back exit to take an unscheduled smoke break.
Meanwhile, at 45, her ex-boyfriend with sleeve tattoos and facial piercings will have a gigantic beer gut, a year's worth of beard growth, and wears Chuck Taylors and still has a wallet chain. His tattoos that used to express his personality so well have faded and expanded as he gained weight, plus years of sun from outside labor have turned his skin into a darkened, wrinkly mess. He looks every bit of 60 at 45. The kids at work see his tattoos and stretched ear lobes and think "man, that guy must have been pretty cool about 20 years ago." Every night after work, he stops at the gas station and buys a 12-pack of Natty Ice and drinks himself into oblivion in his shitty studio apartment he's lived in for the past 9 years. In his daily drunken stupor, he wonders where it all went wrong. He wakes up with the usual hangover and prays that his 1974 Bronco will start up so he can get to work at the warehouse on time.
>>696517062
there are a million like u. maybe more
>>696517062
>those dots
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>>696516991
I've seen shitty tattoos, but this had to be a fucking bet. Nobody is this fucking autistic
>>696493922
>Fucking nerd/10
Fucking retarded/10, that tatto is awesome, normie faggot
>>696516159
>a dragon fighting a fucking koi, your autism level is somewhere above 10/10
>>696517148
There are lots of ppl in the world. Im sure there are lots like me
>>696517206
its the americana sleeve style. Some dont like the stars and dots. Oh well
And what nigga
>>696500531
you let your girlfriend "Design" a tattto and you got it. holy fucking shit how dumb can you be. pure beta fag
>>696493350
These threads are absolutely unbelievable. This HAS to be an inside 4chan joke where every time a tat thread is posted you post the ugliest pieces of trash you can find on the internet. Has to be.
>>696516991
HAHAHA. Fucking vapefags
>>696517371
koi swimming upstream/waterfall turns into dragon.
your autism level is somewhere between 7/11
3/6
The oroboros was my first one
>>696494114
OMG DUDE , you win this thread
>/thread
4/6
Holy shit these are huge
Sorry I didn't know my camera was taking them this big
>>696517566
Fuck yeah Poketats
>>696518173
> oroboros
Top kek
That's a fucking star of david, you jew
>>696502081
>>696501753
please dont
>>696506402
ayyyyyy lmao
>>696493950
Fake as a round earth
Is there anyone as edgy as me in this thread?
>>696516808
Hadn't noticed. He's still a beginner and he's the only artist in town which I really like.
Whatever, that's not a big mistake, doesn't look that bad.
I want this on my shin
>>696520279
bet you also want THIS>>696516856 on your skin
>>696494114
I don't see shit.
>>696507608
I already work at a gas station and have no tattoos... Should I get one since I'm clearly going nowhere fast?
>>696520375
No I dont
>>696502479
left
1. the sigil of jerusalem
2. the sigil of bethlehem
right
1. crucifixion of christ
2. a stone on the mountain golgatha, with the letters: (some latin shit)
3. the tomb/grave of christ
4.the resurrection of christ
5. ascension of christ
>>696503400
That's the only tat here I like
Planning to get this done on my ribs at some point. It's from a comic I made a couple years ago that bombed terribly.
5/6
>>696521156
this not a planning tattoo thread, so, fuck you and ur low self steem, as fucked as my english right now
>>696521286
Thank you for those kind words...
Opinion on mine?
Before you ask girls, yes i'm single ;)
Mail me here with a pic of you [email protected]
>>696517002
Every word of this. A poet for special snowflakes.
>>696503245
>That fresh thing is shit.
>>696493350
Looks like a vag from far away
>>696506067
Bad ass
No skull and bones for me.
>>696512748
Line work is nice, you had a skilled artist.
>>696517116
oh shit whutup
>>696506402
ayyyy
>>696493350
> oblivion
great taste in games, bro
>>696513340
Shut the fuck up dirty spic.. American traditional is the only tattoo style that looks decent as it ages. Looks better than faggy watercolor tattoos or stupid hands holding a rosary that all brown niggers get
>>696505589
fuckin siiiiiiiiiick lmoa
>>696513787
Looks like a dickhead but he's got some nice tattoos.
>>696504625
>>696517893
That is not at all what your tattoo shows you tryhard faggot.
