What kind of girlfriend do you want
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What kind of girlfriend do you want
A girl with a body like this one.
>>696473255
A real one
Real one
>>696473255
One with a feminine penis.
>>696473255
A nice one.
>>696473367
>>696473391
>>696473499
You lads need to get out more
>>696473255
I want the kind of GF that plays Dungeons and Dragons, world of Warcraft and watch anime. The odd girl who don't like or is part of the "girl world".
>>696473547
Only reasonable answer
>>696473355
who's tits are these?
>>696473255
Any kind
The exact same one I already have
>>696473623
Do you go to conventions and converse with ladies?
Join DND groups with ladies in them?
Talk to girls at game stores?
Go to anime hobby shops and have a conversation?
Or do you just say you want it but don't do anything about it?
East Asian
One like raven-michaelis on tumblr cause that slut is fucking sexy in cosplay
I don't, I want a boyfriend to support me while I stay at home cleaning & playing CS:GO
>>696473255
the kind that makes me happy
>>696473255
The kind that's not imaginary, like my current one
>>696473623
You want a bf nigga
>>696473440
The one I have I guess... although I wish she made a little more money.
>>696473355
Good luck nigga. Unless you got 8 inches or millions of dollars, that ain't happening.
>>696473936
1.are you a girl ?
2.are you overweight ?
A submissive one who is hot enough to make all my friends question our friendship. Smart helps to, she has to like games and sex, but also being romanced the old fashioned way.
One that is christian, conservative and beatable
>>696474154
1 im not a girl
2 im not even close to overweight
>>696474015
this
or a 200 lbs girl
small round perky tits, redhead, tight small ass, 4'11"-5'2" 100 pounds
>>696473623
you forgot to put "feminine penis" in your list.
>>696473623
A pretender?
>>696473729
Same chick
>>696473547
This
Literally the only criteria I have, also normal intelligence.
>>696473832
>Do you go to conventions and converse with ladies?
Yea it's fun
>Join DND groups with ladies in them?
Yes sir, my x is in on of those groups.
>Talk to girls at game stores?
Sure, but I don't hit on them.
>Go to anime hobby shops and have a conversation?
Yep
>Or do you just say you want it but don't do anything about it?
Yes I do, I was just stating my preference on girls. Please don't confuse me with a lazy bum :)
>>696473623
I know several girls who do that stuff. And they are all fucking weird and undatable. I guess one of them is alright... but she works in a sex shop, is bald, and goth.
>>696473255
A thin cute one that's not insane and will mind her own business.
>>696474343
thanks for the pic but show me who she is, gis doesn't give me shit
>>696473255
I want a dominant female to command and rule me to fulfill all her deviant sadist fantasies.
one who does the truffle shuffle as celebratory victory dance
>>696474015
>>696474336
>>696474340
Am not into men or transmen.
Actually if you don't know this, there are plenty of "nerd" girls in the world.
>>696473255
One that's capable and willing to dress up and roleplay as my waifu on Waifu Wednesdays.
>>696474635
Attentionwhores you mean
>>696474635
But they're all greasy haired swamp monsters
>>696474635
you might actually enjoy having a gf that loves anal sex and having her penis sucked. don't knock it, til you try it, fam.
>>696475021
Honestly, her proportions are disturbing
>>696475021
you little nigger
>>696474509
literally took me 4 seconds to find
>>696473367
Pretty much this
Preferably not a cunt all the time
A bit tidy but lets not go nuts here
At least 5/10
>>696475021
If she's goes to a high altitude, the silicone in her implants will burst.
Enjoy.
>>696473764
One that is petite and cute, she doesn't need to be "hot", just a face that I can look at for weeks, absolutely adorable in a sense. Taller the better and is active, someone to hit the gym with. One that is feminine but isn't too girly where she does makeup and selfies as a hobby, just enough to be arousing and sexy just by being her without trying, light to no makeup is best. Intelligent and isn't too trendy but knows style with manners and personality criteria that matches mine in general. Oh yeah, and we both are in deep love with each other, someone to have that I can accompany around the city, eat with at nice restaurants, go see her favorite artist play at a theatre or even just stay at home to be with and cuddle.
>>696474333
Trips, Also i agree
>>696475190
>>696475223
>>696475284
Alright alright. Her name is right there
>>696473255
One with a penis..... And good credit score.
>>696475525
>implants
kys
>>696475579
> petite and cute
> taller the better
Pick one fgt
>>696475525
No,
But I don't know why you'd want a girl with a large chest.
It's all the downsides of being a fat worthless cunt.
Anything over a C hurts mobility. Who wants someone they have to do everything for?
>>696473255
i like to live on the EDGE. gimme a gangsta bitch any day.
>>696473255
Cook. thats my only request.
this kind
>>696475917
>>696475917
Why can I never find nudes of this slut
>>696473255
I had a gf once...
>>696473255
Anyone got this kind of bitch in this kind of pose...nude?
I want this one.
i just want a girl that loves me unconditionally.
When people see how I'm forever alone they tell me to lower my standards, but honestly, why should I spend all my money on a woman I'm not even attracted to? At that point I'd rather pay for a hot hooker than have to put up with the ballshit of someone I'm not attracted to.
>>696476075
apparently they exist, so hopefully someday
>>696475525
She's never getting outta bed you fag. Hahahahahahaha
Her
>>696476379
Someone needs to find them
This one. This one right here.
>>696475772
It may be inconvenient for her to live with, but it's still awesome. My gf has big 'ol tiddies, and I love that shit. Squeezing and sucking them as she rides me is 10/10
>>696475753
Petite, fuck it. Usually when they're tall they have weight issues
>>696476554
she looks like she's five
i bet you're into some weird selena gomez shit
>>696476557
the way you described this is on par with bags of sands
>>696476571
>>696476669
why do all the really sexy girls always have dicks bigger than mine?
>>696476571
>>696476669
>>696473255
one with a dick
>>696476764
I don't follow
i'd like a best friend type.
i don't have any real preferences or kinks that i wouldn't give up for a girl that i can hold a conversation with an actually enjoy.
anything after that i feel like is just bonus.
>>696476764
Wow you must be really gay. Small tit thread is that way faggot ===>
>>696476622
I'd love to fuck a chick noticably taller than me, being 6 ft it's pretty unlikely though
>>696476948
it was so descriptive it sounded like you were lying , like when they asked him how tits felt and he said bags of sand
>>696476557
Lucky you. I miss my ex. She had 38G tits. She was perfect. Not fat and she was active too.
>>696476755
how did you know?
>>696477219
I kinda figured, but not sure why
What about that was implausible?
>>696477144
Same, 6'2 and haven't found one that's worth the trouble, any luck?
Does anyone else legitimately not want a girlfriend?
Tbh I can't fucking stand most social situations with women. Texting them is even worse. I'm fine with 2D waifus for now and the foreseeable future.
>>696477383
Cost a lot of money as well to have a gf. Now that I'm single my checking account is finally growing
>>696477334
There was this chick in college who wasn't taller but the same height, 10/10 bit like all the other 10/10s, she had a boyfriend who was much better than me already
>>696477097
lol i have this
>>696476500
That's my fuck buddy. You can't have her.
>>696477325
not implausible it was the 3 supporting details that reminded me of old middle school lying
>>696473255
I'm looking for a midget with one leg amputated at the hip.
butch woman. like the scientist chick from 2016 ghostbusters, but not a lesbian and not a feminist.
>>696477383
Only if she fits all my criteria, otherwise fuck spending all my money on her
>>696476557
exgf had big boobs... not huge, but 36Ds. Thing was, she developed really early as a kid and was constantly teased about them and always had guys make a big deal out of them when she was young, so she had a complete hang up about them and hated having them touched -they were practically off limits. I'm not even a boob guy, more into asses but it still sucked having to tiptoe around her tits.
>>696476669
This one is really cute
>oh dude you're 100% SUPER GAY she has a dick
So what? Does dating a dude with a vagina make you straight? Fuck you because I'd like this girl fuck my ass but it's still straight, but only like 30% straight but it is still straight
>>696477144
>>696477253
Yeah I don't remember what her size is, I want to say she said H but I'm definitely not certain.
She used to swim competitively, so I made her teach me so we can both be more active. I got her into shooting too, which is great
>Last time though a 9mm casing went into her bra, and the casing-shaped burn still hasn't totally disappeared
>>696477618
Fair enough
>>696477705
That fucking sucks. She loves when I fondle them, and I find it so hot that it works as perfect foreplay
>>696477646
why,
>>696477552
how'd you guys meet?
>>696477778
dongus
>>696477953
EXACTLY
Also I have a friend who really likes Buck Angel and the actors from Boss of this Gym but he's straight too
>>696477569
We all wish
>>696477877
never actually met a giantess girl. Probably never will
>>696477543
Sucks for us, mostly all girls are/will stay petite/shorter than us, hope you have a short fetish lol
>>696477953
Buck Angel is manlier than most men lmao
He looks like a neo nazi biker.
>>696475284
she as a very ugly face
>>696478231
I'm mainly attracted to Asian girls, there's no way they'd be taller than me, but I'd love to try it out once
>>696477778
>id like this girl fuck my ass
>still straight
kill yourself before the irony does
>>696478264
That's what I was thinking.
Shit was hot until her face was visible. I can see why it wasn't in the first few photos
>>696477882
Lord have mercy H cup and swimming
>>696477083
>>696476778
>>696476669
>>696476571
>girlfriend
>boyfriend with breast implants who takes hormones
pick one.
>>696477953
>straight
Technically, yes. However, you'd have to be into girls with EXTREMELY masculine secondary sex characteristics, which most straight dudes are not. You'd probably have to be bi or have some mental illness to really want Buck.
>>696478240
Buck Angel is a waste of a human being, what's the point of being a man if you don't have a dick?
a qt half-asian like this one
>>696478264
>>696478395
Y'all niggas stupid
>>696478385
just date an asian lol, your goal seems highly attainable
>>696473255
Japanese, petite, natural big boobs for her size, athletic, high pitch voice, hairless from neck down, unable to get pregnant, bisexual.
I realize this is wishful thinking, but that's what I want.
>>696473255
An older one. 21 here but would love a sexy cougar who's at least 40.
>>696478557
or just better looking than you
girlfriends with dicks are 100% pure and just as god intended it to be
>>696478471
Yeah I gather it's a large part of why she stopped competing
She's still really good though, obviously way better than me
>>696478385
Don't have an asian attraction, mostly into white girls but hopefully we get lucky someday, wish you luck, anon.
>>696478683
A lot easier said than done when you don't know any and even if you did, you'd never be able to talk with them without seeming like a creep
Urebe
>>696478742
who said dat
>>696478745
I would marry her.....
Tfw being British but can't stand how British girls sound, everything they say sounds like a whiny complaint
>>696478967
ghandi and jesus and muhammad
ISIS, the chinese, and christians agree
this girl
i have a thing for Alison Brie
>>696479162
Oh okay, you're right, probably read the bible wrong. Been wanting to fap to traps so nice to know the Lord would be proud.
a crustie
Like this
>>696479474
>>696479474
the lord AND the holy ghost made traps and hermaphrodites and gave us science to create dickgirls ourselves into this world just so we could be happy and experience true purity
feminine dicks are ambrosia
Someone who is the best at something. The number 1 at anything. Someone who is addicted to become better at whatever she is doing. Someone with that characteristic guarantees a lot of things. Great sex first of all, nice relationtip, casual competition. lot of fun and personal improvements. And she must have a nice butt. That for a long term relationship.
>>696478703
you're not alone brother.
In a perfect world, this kind.
However in a realistic world, one that interests me. Not some girl that just looks pretty, but actually is interesting to me and I could talk with for hours about whatever.
>>696478557
Her tattoos are pretty trashy as well
>>696479911
Praise it man, that's what i call "goals".
>>696479775
Huh, What? Can't hear you from all this fapping to feminine dick.
>>696473255
a boring jewish girl
Cute, Glasses, Not as fat as a whale, memelord, and at least a passing interest in gaming.
Also needs to be agnostic/athiest
>>696480211
Nigga you gay
>>696480065
Fuck yeah man. Loved to be dominated by an older woman. Women are at their sexual peak in their 40s.
Also always wanted to fuck a married milf too.
>>696479589
I can smell her hair through the internet
smarter than me, but doesn't realize it
good sense of humor
shy but pretends (badly) not to be
drinks occasionally only smoked pot 1-2 a year
i dont have to be her first but at least within first 4-5
she loves being with me but at the same time doesnt have to be 100% of the time
nerdy and gets upset if you mention it but she's secretly very proud
forgiving, short memory for bad things, never forgets good times and personal tidbits
needy and jealous bordering on crazy but never goes past bordering
interests dont have to align with mine but she has to be adventurous enough to try anything once before making a judgement
sporty but not fitness nut
capable of occasionally doing nothing but watching tv and eating junk food all day
not blonde, black hair preferred but brunettes of any color acceptable
tall for a girl
accomplished enough up to this point in her life she has nothing left to prove to herself or the world and is ready to just be happy
wait was this just a thread about who we want to fuck? my bad.
this girl then. close second is Allison Brie then zuzanna.
>>696480592
>>696480703
what kind of girlfriend...
i'll take taeyeon
>>696474397
Gotta love your definition of "alright "
Any
>>696473255
who's she fags?
>>696473255
I don't want one. The last I've had have been such a Hassel that I'd just enjoy spending my time alone on the farm
Yandere
>>696480986
>>696473255
A thirteen-year old girl who is a great kisser, with blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes that sparkle in the sun.
I miss you already, girl.
>>696481452
why is there no board for kpop threads?
>>696473255
the one I just had.
>>696477953
Not into either choice
>>696481629
/mu/, fucking summerfag
>>696473499
>GIRLfriend
>has dick
pick 1
>>696481797
is /s/ really the place for that?
i'm not denying that they are sexy beautiful women but...
>>696481629
It would go down well in /jp/
>>696477953
I'm going for Russian women, I've never dated but I get along with women very well. Something about those Russians...
>>696482145
it's the fact they have bigger balls than you
>>696474314
If you are feminine enough I'm down for that anon
>>696480951
too innocent for my liking...
>>696473985
>>696481701
i feel you bro
>>696477778
Man, you are gay, queer, bisexual or whatever the fuck you are but is a fuckin transexual
YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT
>>696482378
Don't care, they're hot as fuck to me
>>696476089
I had a gf thrice...
>>696482503
You cannot love someone else
Until you learn to accept yourself
You cannot accept yourself
Until you're loved by someone else
Like this one
>>696476354
glorious deutschland
>>696481452
>>696483262
her ass is so cute
>>696473255
I would stop sucking dick if I had this for a GF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYwFuTQBOB8 this kind
>>696483594
>>696483728
>>696483939
>>696484320
One that was born a woman, has a vagina still, and is attractive. Basically a woman
>>696484694
>>696484780
>>696473255
One that doesn't only exist in my dreams.
>>696474100
stone cold truth. or get cucked
>>696473255
A 2D one
>>696473367
/thread
>>696473367
you beat me to it you fuck
>>696482528
the sad thing is she broke up with me because she had a crush on her roommate's boyfriend, and he has no interest in her. So she broke up with me just so she can stalk someone who doesnt want to date her. Women.
A transgender One
Chick with a dick = Tranny = Femboy = Trap = Tgirl
>>696473255
One like this
>>696480500
that's a nice chess set
Why is it so hard to find a normal girl? I just realized today my friend is crazy as fuck.
>>696482910
my recent ex is a half russian half brit, her mum is full ruskie communist (literally was in the communist party) and her dad is a british tech entrepreneur. I agree, there is just something about russian women. Mother and daughter, both of them are just ravishing.
>>696476828
>sexy girls
>girls
>has penis
>girls
Faggot
I want to date a petite white art major.
Whos in the middle of her slutty, sexually liberated phase. You know. The campus slut. The type with the impossibly loose pussy
>>696479589
>>696473255
A young and cute one
>>696473255
late 90s/early 2000s Natalie Imbruglia. That's who I want. Perhaps a bit too specific to hope for.
Trap girl
Don't want to be fucked, just want to be pleased by someone who understands.
>>696485478
Bruh! Same!
>>696473255
One with beautiful hands. Beautiful hands are so rare, but they're down right magnificent when you find them.
only correct answer, plebs
A small amount of nigger with blue eyes 2bh
Someone who matches me in spirit and body. Like blonds allot but I need to find someone with as close to my natural rosey brown hair as I can.
Im fine with my current. 4`11. HK woman，30 yo. Looks about 18. Refused to hold my hand after shaking black mans hand. Quote `dirty`.
Sounds like female jackie chan... Jokes about pissing on my pillow if i annoy her.
Big ass， small tits. Tiny waist. Funny can opener tooth while rest are normal. Wears thick glasses.
Doesnt care for designer clothes handbags etc .. Just wants to spend money on eating fresh food all the time.
I can go on all day. The irony of it all is that id just like another of her. I feel like I need 2 gfs.
>>696481452
I want to feed her that ice cream with my dick. I'm positive she would enjoy it more.
>>696485730
An unobtainable actress who not only doesn't know you exist but would want nothing to do with you even if she did? Well that doesn't sound like much fun.
One that doesn't lose interest in me.. at least not so quickly
>>696486009
This girl. Only her
>>696486150
I want one i dont lose interest in...
>>696474333
so a 12 year old redhead?
>>696485997
>Jokes about pissing on my pillow if i annoy her.
actually, that could be quite hot if she let you watch
>>696475189
this
sucking the first 20 to 30 penises is really disgusting, but afterwards it becomes fun
>>696486220
She looks like a meme cheesey grin face... Can see that face being cut out and put on dolphins and shit.
>>696486009
>>696486372
Lookin old.
>>696486252
:/
Life is a varied bitch, ain't it?
>>696473255
Rina Nagai will do fine as a mistress besides my Japanese Wife of 8 yrs. OP provides good example, and rates low on the homometer today.
A total slut
>>696486353
Good
>>696486507
>tshirt says it all
>>696486283
She peed on my leg once while in the shower together. Id find it hot if it were anyone but my gf... She covered her mouth and wouldnt stop laughing for what felt like a good 20 mins.
>>696478938
10/10 would want her drool.
>>696479775
you must be high out of your fucking mind.
>>696486611
sigh, i could watch her all day
>>696486624
Damn she's a beauty!
Fit girls are best.
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
>>696486653
shit, that's hot
>>696486836
go to citibank
>>696486778
Me too, though my Jap wife gets pissed when I perve on Koreans. Can't stand the total plastic wenches, but love the pretty schoolgirl types like >>696486611
>>696486971
lol made my night, thank you
>>696480951
She's pretty. Do you think she'd ever have done nudes? Or too innocent?
>>696486778
>>696486778
>>696486989
>>696486989
i wish i could have an asian wife, rather than being forced to sit and masturbate before crying myself to sleep
>>696475860
The edge of heterosexuality?
>>696487174
>>696487324
yes I want this one
>>696487324
>>696473907
Trust me, just enjoy them in porn.
>>696486073
>what kind
>kind
a woman who looks like her is the correct kind.
>>696480813
Kek
I want a girl who is incredibly smart but recently realized that it is a lot of fun to go out and act carefree, ready to stop worrying for a bit and adventure. Of the small handful of intelligent girls I've met, none of them have been any fun.
>>696487430
The things I'd do to her pretty feet
>>696487151
Dude. Asian gfs are by far the easiest to get. As long as you are white or have good money， you are sorted.
One that isn't 2D :^)
>>696487730
>>696487768
I'm white but so is every else around me, there's nothing good about me for her or any other girl
>>696487730
>The things I'd do to her pretty feet
chop them off, put them in a ziplock bag, and keep them in your deep freeze?
>>696488083
>>696488083
Not exactly what I was thinking
>>696487770
Am I a pedophile ?
>>696488352
Depends, how old is she?
>I'm shit at guessing white peoples ages.
>>696488352
pedophilia does not apply to ogres
>>696485271
What exactly is "white art"?
>>696485730
Fucking hate this cunt. Mad men would've been such a great show
>>696487890
Then get away from where you are. Do working holiday abroad if you are under 30.
If you are really stuck then you need to try at least. Try not go for westernized asians. They are no better than being with white girl.
>>696473255
One that doesn't care about my wife
>>696488922
Neat, I'm guessing you're over 18, so yeah I guess by actual definition.
>>696473255
>What kind of girlfriend do you want
one that doesn't give me STDs when I fuck her, including Herpes I
>>696473255
one with a big fat cock
>>696480813
mfw this is my gf listed for all except
>no pot at all
>not tall, shes only 5'1 90 lbs
adding to this, she doesnt believe in equality
>yay for latina gfs
>>696485947
Those are contacts anon. Blue eyes are a recessive gene and mixing with shitskins instantly removes them.
>>696486009
good luck maintaining an erection
>hurry up babe, getting frostbite here
>>696480868
too old?
>>696488796
I need to get a degree to get a visa to work abroad, it's in the works but I'm gonna have to wait 4 years
Like this
>>696490167
No. Working holiday visa for now. Go get practice. Find out what type of asian you want.
No degree needed.
>>696490378
how does one go about getting a job for holiday work abroad
>>696473367
this
>>696489992
Not how it works jackass. recessive genes don't necessarily disappear. They can remain behind dominant genes and surface later on.
>/pol/ack intellectuals
>>696476354
wow
>>696475021
disgusting, tits are way too big.
come play a game anons >>696491175
this one
>>696477953
It is true, but the thing is that the trans dude is just a ugly girl.
