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Let play a game /b/, we try to describe games but with super shitty descriptions and try to guess the game.

>start with nothing
>raise army
>conquer
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>>696470700
pandemic 2
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>>696471198
nope
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>hey! look!
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>jumpscare
>Stomp everything
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>>696471291
oh man this is a hard one I think you play that character named zelda
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>>696471343
bioshock?
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>jumpscare
>causes 8-12 year Olds to beat off
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>>696471443
Nope
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>>696471343
Dead Space
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>>696471445
5 nights at Freddy's?
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>the ol' in and out
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>>696470700
Civ
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A man does phone magic for his dead neice
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>>696471586
nah
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>>696470700
You just described like every RTS out there....
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>>696471585
the Cosby experience
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>>696471519
>>696471570
Double Winrar
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>>696471664
but this is a pretty popular one that is still pretty relevant, has a new game coming out soon also
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>>696470700
every 4x game ever
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>>696470700
mount and blade
>eat snakes
>in title
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>>696471834
you go it
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>stack boxes to get rid of boxes.
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>the box is your best friend
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>>696471918
tetris
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>>696470700
Warband
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shoot a thing at other things
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>>696471918
Tetris
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>>696471694
Nope
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>>696471993
portal
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>>696472021
Nope
>>
>>696472006
yep
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>>696471834
mgs3
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>Everything is brown
>drink water
>eat squirrel
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>go the fuck outside
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>Start with nothing expect some tools
>Build up a Civilisation
>Kill the Underworld
>Kill the Moon
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>cold as all fuck
>wolves
>warm stoves
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>>696472335
minecraft
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>>696472203
india
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>>696472408
no
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>>696472335
castle miner Z
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>>696472277
Terraria?
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>>696472335
mine blocks
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>>696472203
fallout
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>>696472504
no
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>>696472408
block crafter?
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>>696472335
block miner?
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>>696472518
Faster then i expected. Yea, right!
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>your boyfriend is a weapon
>talking is overrated
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>You're an undead nobody
>Slowly and painfully beat the shit out of all kinds of weird shit
>Become a strong undead nobody
>Everyone talks in fucking metaphors
>At the end of the day this shit has happened before and will happen again regardless
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>>696470700
>crawl out of river
>almost die at start
>raped in ass by drunk man

No one will ever guess it so I'm good.
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>gas the kikes, race war now...
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>>696472681
I went balls to the wall after the last real content update came out
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>>696472727
Lollipop Chainsaw? (or however this damn game is called.)
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>>696471641
Watchdogs?
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>>696472423
Toppest of keks.
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>>696472729
dark souls/demons soul
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>>696472811
Nah
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>>696472729
soul reaver
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>>696472729
destiny?
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>>696472736
>No one will ever guess it
yeah that's totally what the game is all about. nice work bro
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>>696472807
starbound
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>>696472729
Dank scrolls?
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>>696470700
Total War?
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>>696472918
no buts its already been said
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>Fall down holes
>Fight religion
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>>696473038
The binding of Isaac?
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>Creates character
>When am i gonna get off this planet?!
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>>696473038
Binding Of Isaac
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>give qt grils booze
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>>696473088
Kotor
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>>696473088
starbound
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>>696473081
>>696473110
Yup
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>>696473038
binding of isaac
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>alpha as fuck
>omega as fuck
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>blood is everything
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>>696472847
Winrar
Congrats anon
>>696472867
No but a good guess, that could basically work
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>kick the shit out of space zombie babies
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>>696473192
Paint the town red!
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>>696473192
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
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>>696472423
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>new to town
>Gets really freaky at night
>Get drafted into a club
>have to make lots of friends.
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>>696473237
dead space 2, quality jump scares edition
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>>696473286
fallout
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>skellybro kills waifu
>go into fire place
>giant mouth nipple lady boss
>goatman final boss
>ass in the end
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>Final boss is behind 4000 skeletons
>Joke character ends up becoming dive-kick simulator
>qt with giant arm hat
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>>696473378
no
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>>696473286
SIMS 3 w/DLC
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>>696473192
Slaughterhouse?
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>>696473286
fallout 2
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>>696473408
dantes inferno
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>>696473473
no
>>
>>696471585
Clockwork Orange: Text adventure?
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>>696473432

skullgirls
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>>696473525
no
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>>696473408
>nipple lady boss
Dantes inferno? I dont think hes a skellybro though so im prob wrong
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>>696473286
fallout tactics
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>>696473563
Yep. Nicely done, anon.
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>>696473520
Nope
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>>696473324
correct
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>omg dragins
>download cock
>fuck dog
>plz save world
>no
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>>696473541
winrar, here is that ass
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>>696473641
stop
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>>696473699
Skyrim?
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>>696473699
skyrim
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>gotta throw burgers at zombies and shit
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>doll simulator:valve edition
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>>696473286
fallout 3
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>space, the final frontier
>trial and error
>lots of explosions
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>>696470700
>Collecting large chairs
>Leaf
>Pay to win
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>>696473766
>>696473765
Skyrim.
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>fuck pink slime for 31s
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>>696473699
Skyrim.

C'mon.
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>>696473831
kerble meme program
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>>696473831
spehs enginqueers
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Actually looks like a real sequel

Only took them fucking 20 years
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>>696473831
Kerbal space program
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>The ''WoW killer''
>gets tremendous hype first few days via Twitch
>everyone forgets about it within 2 weeks
>turns from pay+subscription to free-to-play
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>>696473911
yes
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Space

Save everyone,or not

pew-pew-pew boom!

fuck shit up, or not.
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>>696470700
Overlord
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>>696473991
SWTOR
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>Take stuff
>Sneaky beaky
>Shoot out lights
>Eye magic shows stuff to climb on
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>>696473991
Edso

Or

Archeage
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>post apocalyptic
>lots of tunnals
>political factions
>keep that light on
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>>696473991
every mmo since wow? or maybe just wildstar
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>>696473991
SKYRIM ONLINE, BIG FUCKING NIGGERS EDITION
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>>696474017
Mass Effect?
>>
>>696473991
rift
>>
>germany nukes itself 7 times in one day
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>Yes
>Sarcastic Yes
>No, but it's still yes.
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>>696474077
metro 2033/lastlight
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>world has been covered in magic that mutates humans
>edgy main character tries to topple govenment.
>has emotions because government is ran by little yandare sister
>more characters and waifus added to the plot to make the story even more convoluted
>The rules of the world don't matter in the long run
>timeline of the story keeps repeating
>loli vampire

No one can guess this
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>just doing your job
>get fucked up by a guido
>kill everyone in between you and him
>have sex with him
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>>696470700
Risk
>animal abuse and theft is encouraged. As well as gambling.
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>the world is an illusion, exile
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>>696474077
>>696474066
Nope, but I was thinking about using that, haha.

>>696474089
Correct, friendo.

>>696474111
Skyrim Online It's free to play now? LOL
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>>696473956
Cmon nigs shits easy
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>>696474070
Thief
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>>696473823
Running out of fallouts, no it's not fallout 4 ether.
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>>696472335
The long dark.
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>>696470700
Mount and blade?
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>>696473956
Duke Nukem Forever?
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>>696474294
Winrar
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>>696473286
new vegas
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>You're a sentient ancient relic
>Can absorb other relics to become stronger
>Set in near future but you're fighting off basic goblins with very low tech
>Turns out your ally wants to use you to take over world by using you as a key to some other relic
>Lotta bullshit, save day
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>>696474213
yurp
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>>696474338
>>
>>696472335
the long dark
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>>696473192
Bloodborne
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>>696473991
Guild Wars 2?
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>>696472736
Far Cry 3?
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>>696472335
the long dark
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>>696474396
seems i forgot one...
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>>696474527
yes
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>>696474226
Is this a 3ds game?
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>Shape
>Move in a circle
>Avoid
>Rainbow Effect
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>>696473622
>ass is the end
it' dante's inferno
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>>696472727
Transistor
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>serve booze to waifus
>qt boss
>loli robo prostitute
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>>696474542
>>696473991

GW2 never had subscription.

Probs ToR
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>>696474591
sorry moved to my pc and no, i'll give you a hint, its on the everything except the wii u and 3ds
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>>696474683
Oh, but it was buy to play, I haven't played it so I wouldnt know
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>>696474609
>tiddie hacker lady
>talking doggo
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>kingarthur.jpg
>friends are red-headed Peter Dinklage and blonde bimbo
>collect pokemans that only friends get to use
>fantasy turns sci-fi by the end of the game
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>walk around
>meet nice people
>kill nice people
>fuck, where did thid one go
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>Go get picture taken and suddenly wake up 100 years later underwater
>Earth apparently ate taco bell and had the shits
>need to shoot some box into space
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>Too long name
>Literal Anime FPS
>Pay to win company
>Black Ops 3 rip off
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>>696472217
Poke go
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>>696474779
Cyberpunk Bartender?
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>rip dinklage
>age of nolanbot is upon us
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>>696474859
close
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>>696474805
half life?
>>
>>696474892
:^) getting closer
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>>696474736

Yup, you're right on that one. The game was buy to play.
>>
>Spehss
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>>696474821
Soma
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>>696474897
Destiny
>>
>kicking simulator
>hot succubus chick who only wants the best for you
>usurp your daddy
>>
>>696472217
ingress
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>>696474897
destiny
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>>696474952
nein
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>>696474980
>>696475005

all hail nolanbot
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>>696474974
SMUT FOR THE SMUT GOD, RAPE FOR THE RAPE THRONE
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>>696474126
yah...ok wasnt that hard
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>>696474990
Tekken
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>>696474975
fuck, nobody ever got it before
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>>696475003
yeboi
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>>696474723
Damn idk then i was gonna say nier but that was ps3 only iirc
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>holy shit I found a bag of milky wa--
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT ASDFAHAS
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>>696470700

> Based on another game by another company
> Huge success
> Russians & Peruvians everywhere
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>>696474226
lightning returns
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>>696475122
Not the game I'm thinking of, but maybe that fits? Never paid attention to the story of Tekken.
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>>696473088
Swtor
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> Generic anime faggot fights demons in small town
> gets all the bitches
> the predecessor was better
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>>696474974
HERE THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR
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>rule kingdom
>castrate everyone in kingdom
>seduce your cousin
>kill all sons except best son
>deus vult
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>>696473286
Still unsolved.
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>>696474843
Okay no one will get this
>Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex First Assault Online
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>>696475342
minecraft?
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>>696475358
CK2
>>
>8-bit
>permadeath
>shitty f2p system
>mmo
>kill shit to BECOME FAMOUS
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> get on tha ground
> cook meth
> rob fuckers
> bag tossing simulator 2016
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>>696473286
minecraft?
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>>696475384
Zoombinis
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> aim of game is to destroy other rock
> game isn't trash
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>>696475408

chyurp
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>>696474226
Disgaea or however it is spelled
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>>696475294
wrong
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>>696475451
paydank
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>memes eating memes to become bigger memes
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>die
>fuck all your friends
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>>696475553
agar.io
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>>696475553
minecraft?
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>>696475493
wrong but you were kinda close
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>>696474531
Bingo
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>>696475546
yeah nigga
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>Get dropped into this
>Saved by female
>Zombies
>Rip Hand
>Female that saves you dies
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>>696475553

Agar.io
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>>696475553
Shitgar.io?
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>>696475473
Rock of ages
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>>696475609
wat

>>696475602
winrar
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>>696475669
minecraft?
>>
>>696475472
The name is Ghost.. my attempt to say it was too vague so I gave the answer
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>>696475470
It's persona 3! god damnit....
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>>696475441
RotMG? If it is, I kind of miss that game, haha.
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>>696475669
mgs5
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>>696474990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxgQMSsc8c
>>
>Bingo bango bongo
>bish bash bosh
> skinny jeans
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>>696475722
No.
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>>696475809
minecraft?
>>
>>696474963
notha hint?
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>monsters fuck pink slime for perfect 31s
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>>696475784
No.
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>play badass
>kill monsters, get bitches
>find waifu
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>>696475838

Incorrecto
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>>696475854
pokemons
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>JASON?!
>JASON?!
>JASON?!
>JASON?!
>JASON?!
>JASON!!!
>>
>>696475629
What is it?
>>
>>696475891
witcher
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>you click weeaboo songs to the beat
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>>696475891
Rune Factory 4
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>>696475913
too ez
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>>696475934
severe precipitation
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>>696475848
>boss has robo arm
>cat girl
>gotta pay rent fam
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>>696475782
fuk u duncan
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>>696475934
Heavy Rain
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>>696475934
heavy rain
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>>696475934
Indigo Prophecy
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>>696475669
>Get dropped into this
>Saved by female
>Zombies
>Rip Hand
>Female that saves you dies
NEW HINT
>Bolter
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>>696475987
31 seconds. Nice
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>>696475934
minecraft?
>>
>>696475948
yup
>>
>>696475809
CS:GO?
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>>696475953
lol osu
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>>696475978
I hate you.
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>>696476056
minecraft? (dying light)
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>crash rockets
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>>696476092
correcto
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>>696476180
minecraft?
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>>696476151
Yes, did Bolter help?
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>get gun
>kill shit
>win war
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>>696476266
SO IT IS MINECRAFT
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> z to shit
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>meet qt at fair
>experiment gone wrong
>have to go find her now
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>Used to be about gang wars
>Fucking aliens
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>animal masks
> 80's
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>>696476293
minecraft?
>>
>>696475669
Last of Us?
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>>696476378
Saints Row 4
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>>696476341
Its Dying Light. If it were minecraft the would be
>Square
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>>696476371
one of the modern warfares...
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>>696476009
VA-11 HALL-A (?)
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